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noelle
07-15-2012, 10:04 AM
I really hate it when customers buy just 1 show off you, or only tip you like, $2 and say that they've spent a lot.
Or say something stupid like, "you must be rich from what you've earnt tonight".

Hell yeah man! I'm banking on $120!!

I always smile ditzily and say something like "why? are you going to give me a ton of money??? oh, great! teehee!" but inside I am rolling my eyes so hard they are about to fall out of my head.

ArmySGT.
07-15-2012, 10:06 AM
Ohh wow just noticed :GODDESS STATUS!!!!!!! WHOOOO HOOOO!!! And I didn't get cock pics as a gift to celebrate? SMH Wow thought the guys here liked me O_O. Oh well:(lol

Celebration time!
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Avatars/IMGP2410.jpg

MargaritaVillain
07-15-2012, 10:20 AM
My show is "Suits". Oh the dirty, dirty thoughts that caper across my consciousness whenever there is a scene with "Donna".

http://i.imgur.com/PMBmI.gif

anouk.oui
07-15-2012, 12:07 PM
im sooo totally not getting out of bed tomorrow.

correction i WILL get out of bed to go to the store for ciggies, wine and junk food. ive taken half the week off work to relax and ended up being more crazy busy than ever imagined or would have been with my original shifts.

so tomorrow i refuse to take ANY responsibility. for anything.

but knowing me cleverly planning this i will probably end up shooting a film, sewing two outfits and cleaning both the bathrooms.
ah fuck my life and my compulsive stress addiction :P

MyButter
07-15-2012, 03:16 PM
My gardenia had a flower and I'm so happy about it! Usually I accidentally kill plants so this is a huge accomplishment:D

unbeleavable
07-15-2012, 08:30 PM
I never knew "think" was such a big deal.

glitzy
07-15-2012, 08:46 PM
first day back in the club tommorow. hoping to smash through some bills fast and distract myself from this breakup, keep busy! coming back is always so awkward, like you forget everything..

DesuvsDeath
07-15-2012, 09:04 PM
If something isn't true the first time. Repeating it over and over won't magically make it true.

Almost Jaded
07-15-2012, 10:05 PM
I read the last page and a half of posts. I'm still stuck on anouk juggling balls. Does that make me bad?

Why am I working myself into a sweaty mess upkeeping a yard that won't be mine anymore in the very near future? It's not like th bank is going to give me a break on the short sale or forclosure because my plants are greener and my trees fuller than the neighbors. Not like an investor purchasing it in either scenario is going to give half a flying fuck, either. :(

MyButter
07-15-2012, 11:11 PM
^ Im doing the same fucking thing and we're renting because ze husband travels around alot. Hopefully whomever inhabits this place after myself will enjoy all of the hard work I've put into this crazy gardening suff, lol.

Naida
07-15-2012, 11:26 PM
So ready for a job. And a place. And to be ME again.

DesuvsDeath
07-16-2012, 12:28 AM
My friends just stopped by to see me dance to a kmfdm set. Gave me $50. Then left.
Win.

papillonluvr
07-16-2012, 12:43 AM
hot. so. hot..... I'm melting.....melting.....!

Almost Jaded
07-16-2012, 12:56 AM
NOW THAT'S WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT!!! Storms like this one are my absolute favorite thing about living in the desert. Well, maybe 2nd favorite behind lack of humidity. Tough call. In any event, just had almost 2" of rain dumped on us in less than 45 minutes, along with the most insane lighting storm I've seen in my life; 80-90 strikes per minute at its peak!

2 hours later it's nice and cool and everything is already dry (except for the flooded streets, LMAO). It smells clean and fresh and it's 74 degrees and everything is amazing and awesome.

Any other lighting connoisseurs here? In my lifetime I've seen ball lightning, red lightning, curl and spiral lightning. Thought I'd seen it all. Tonight saw something totally new and completely awesome. No idea what the technical term is, but I'm going to call it "fireworks lightning". A small, perfectly circular space with no sparks in the middle, surrounded by branches radiating outward in a near perfect circle in the sky, not branching to the ground at all. Literally looked like an electric blue firework. Saw this phenomenon 3 times during the storm and I probably missed a few. Absolutely stunningly beautiful and no way to take a picture!! :cry:

papillonluvr
07-16-2012, 01:20 AM
^^^ sounds amazing. I thunknive only ever seen normal boring lightening. Although I've seen purple lightening. Is that special?

Almost Jaded
07-16-2012, 02:40 AM
White, blue, green, purple, "red" (more like darker purple) all happen, but purple and red are the less common colors. Yellow and orange also, though usually with specific circumstances (volcanic eruptions ro large area fires).

It appears that this form of lightning is just going to be lumped in with "spiderweb lightning", and what we saw was just a very, very symmetrical and evenly-spread burst of such. It was so perfectly formed I didn't associate it with other spiderweb lightning I've seen; it also formed and passed so much faste than most spiderweb bolts whcich tend to "crawl" out from center - these just "burst" into view and disappeared like fireworks. Whatever, I wish I'd been able to get video!!

chanzep
07-16-2012, 08:42 AM
Im in workaholic mode wow, having a day off after doing 6 days in a row, now im like argh i only have 4 shifts this week , I need to get a life!
Im gona spend the whole day on netflix!

chanzep
07-16-2012, 08:45 AM
Ugh I need to go outside noo!, I need a reward then like a cupcake!

UrbanOzz
07-16-2012, 09:06 AM
road trip starts now...

woot.

CupCake
07-16-2012, 09:52 AM
:D!!! i'M SO HAPPY WITH MY NEW CLUB YAY!!!:) Sorry had to share .

anouk.oui
07-16-2012, 10:54 AM
I read the last page and a half of posts. I'm still stuck on anouk juggling balls. Does that make me bad?



nah im stoked someone actually cares. or acknowledges.
i wish i was literally juggling balls. like balls as in testicles. personally removed from everyone who has testicles who has ever fucked me over.

why am i such an angry person?? there is always SOMETHING

losing sleep over the ex thing
someone say something if youre bored. something encouraging.....
or scolding if you think im being stupid

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?175716-Want-to-get-back-together-how-to-broach-the-subject

delirious anouk should has bedtimes

Almost Jaded
07-16-2012, 05:58 PM
I'ma make a documentary. "It Could Happen To You: from upper middle class to homeless on the street in under a year, in 21st century America". It will win awards and make lots of money and then I won't be homeless after all!

tempest666
07-16-2012, 09:19 PM
Oh shit fucking spammer made me lose about 75 calories laughing my ass off!!!!!


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tuesdaymarie
07-16-2012, 10:13 PM
Apparently, the proper response to having a writing job I don't feel like finishing is to drink two pots of coffee, do all of the dishes, clean the entire apartment, begin laundry, then look at the clock, realize it's midnight, and still have just north of 5,000 words to go. That means I should make more coffee, I think.

Almost Jaded
07-16-2012, 10:31 PM
Delegate. I am in a writing slump and need an assignment to make me get going. SOmething I'm not already mentally invested in. Send it to me. I do VERY good work and I can bust out 5k words in no time, lol.

tuesdaymarie
07-16-2012, 10:51 PM
This is the last 1/5 of it, so I'm going to try to just push through it. I told myself I can sleep in tomorrow if I stay up and finish it all. It's not so much the 5k words that is killing me as it is that the 5k is divided into sections of 100-150 words that are each on a different product and that each have to have their own citation put into this infuriating little Excel sheet that I want to print out and set afire. I should've just inched through it doing 1 or 2k a day till it was finished, but I'm no good at being reasonable.

tempest666
07-16-2012, 11:29 PM
Time to go scrub off my pimply ass!

Almost Jaded
07-16-2012, 11:38 PM
I'm with BOTM - that sounds like my personal definition of hell Tuesday, lol.

tuesdaymarie
07-17-2012, 12:07 AM
It's a gig for website content that I agreed to under false pretenses. He originally didn't say a thing about the citations or the fact that I'm manually entering all of this into his site, rather than just sending him the finished pieces for him to enter them. However, I'm trying to build up a portfolio of writing shit so that I can get higher paying, more consistent work with advertising companies in Houston. Soooo I'm trudging through it. 3k to go!

charlie61
07-17-2012, 05:26 PM
Hot yoga is good for my ass. Yessss...

papillonluvr
07-17-2012, 06:06 PM
You can just go outside here and do yoga. Same effect lol

it's too damn hot and humid here. I don't want to go outside. Just standing outside makes me sweat. I'm so miserable....

MyButter
07-17-2012, 08:31 PM
^ uuggghhh i miss that kind of humidity!!! Its so dry here, i hate this weather!! When i moved out here i started peeling, broke out in rashes and (still) have to put lotion on over twice a day because i just feel so incredibly dry. People keep mentioning how humid it is here (md) and i just dont feel it beause im so jaded, lol.

Youll get used to the humidity eventually!

tuesdaymarie
07-18-2012, 12:27 AM
My joints crack so much that I make my boyfriend stir in his sleep almost every time I shift in bed...

Naida
07-18-2012, 12:40 AM
I just want to sleep. But I'm actually about to start plucking, straightening, laying out clothes, etc so all I have to do is put on my makeup in four hours. Back to court it is again for me.

mediocrity
07-18-2012, 01:06 AM
The next person to call me "Med" or "Mediocrity" IN REAL LIFE when they KNOW MY REAL NAME is going to get me flipping out on them. If you're an acquaintance, or friend of mine: CALL ME BY MY FUCKING NAME.

DesuvsDeath
07-18-2012, 01:21 AM
I'm going to make you a t-shirt that says "Mediocrity" and ask your husband for your address and send it to you.

Or maybe I'll send him an "I <3 Med" shirt.

HandSanitizer
07-18-2012, 02:02 AM
Home improvement is great.
Can't wait for the rest of the house to be done!

Almost Jaded
07-18-2012, 04:37 AM
Not our fault you picked an awesome handle that wroks well as a nickname Med - er, J - wait - damnit.

MyButter
07-18-2012, 05:53 AM
YAY for Lightwire Theater!! They were so amazing on AGT last night!!! I would go to vegas just to watch that show if they won, lol.

smeca
07-18-2012, 06:45 AM
Man I could spend far too long on this site

http://procatinator.com/

My favourite so far is "move bitch get out tha way" cat

CupCake
07-18-2012, 08:43 AM
Found a kick ass anime, Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt.

Hella funny;) Check it out!

anouk.oui
07-18-2012, 10:49 AM
this is kinda stupid but i almost feel peer pressure to travel. im already really well travelled from a young age [due to not having a permanent country to call home] and i really enjoy just living in sydney and never leaving coz thank fuck im a citizen here and not a homeless in a dumpster in eastern europe..... however deep down i feel that i should travel. every summer. coz everyones always in the fucking northern hemisphere. which is great but my business is my priority and i know i would just regret 'wasting' the money on traveling for two weeks as opposed to the kilometres of fabric and sewing equipment i could buy and have my website set up.

i dont even know if i WANT to travel. all i know is everyones traveling and i feel like i should too coz everyone else is doin it.
just the same that i used to be jealous of everyones hectic nightlife and the parties, till ive done all nocturnal activities incl. dance/drink/drugs/fuck and kinda felt like i just wasted my time and i really would have rather sat at home with a good book and a cup of tea. fuck yeah. i think ill go make a tea right now =]

maybe if im good this 'season' with the working and the saving i can pick a spot to see if all the hype was worth it....

_Avery_
07-18-2012, 04:35 PM
Lollollol

DesuvsDeath
07-18-2012, 04:49 PM
It's so awesome to find out that I can be finally be honest about what I think.
I had no idea all my other friends felt the same way, too. <3

tempest666
07-18-2012, 04:54 PM
I'm taking my ass to the gym so I can stop wearing sheets :D

Kat w
07-18-2012, 05:18 PM
Should I go into work tonight or keep watching my little pony? Ugh.

DesuvsDeath
07-18-2012, 05:26 PM
^Keep watching MLP. Much more worthwhile than working a Wednesday night.

Kat w
07-18-2012, 05:37 PM
Done and done.

LaurenAus
07-18-2012, 06:01 PM
the super ridiculously hot aussie I always hooked up with the year I was studying abroad in Sydney is in town for the week! We're meeting tonight..yay for getting some :D It's been two years..hopefully he's improved his sex game :/ looks cant make up for skill!

sammii
07-18-2012, 09:53 PM
Blonde or brunette? Idk, don't fix what's not broken or go for it?