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Vyanka
07-27-2012, 08:57 PM
I LOVE me some foot worshiping fetish men who like to be dominated!!! FUCKIN LOVE IT!! LOL.

I had a customer last week in the champagne room just rubbing my bare feet on his face, choking him with my feet, and smacking him in the face with my feet. The whole entire time we were in there. haha. I didn't have to talk or dance. He was loving it.

Love easy money like that. ;D Plus I had fun doing it. hahaha

Su Su
07-27-2012, 10:49 PM
Took my baby first steps into the domme world. I might just like it....

_natasha
07-28-2012, 05:48 AM
Feeling so patriotic right now! I'm sad I missed it because I was at work.. But watching the Olympic ceremony back, and we put on a damn good show!

Danny Boyle did us proud!

anouk.oui
07-28-2012, 12:10 PM
UGH i hate it when when women wanna play save-a-ho!
a group of these fat chicks in their 40s with their husbands came to the SC for a 'risque' night out and they all be looking at me in the eyes on the stage with this really empathetic look and say shit like 'sweetie is this really where you wanna be? do you LIKE doing this?'. you could really tell nothing would make her night more if a girl cracked on stage n started crying n be like 'n-no but my baby daddy beats me if i dont bring him his cigarette money *sob* '

bitch please. i felt like she didnt buy it so i started complimenting her tits she looked so proud but bitch please of course you gonna have massive tits when your ass is the size of a small car.............

also everyone needs to watch 'but im a cheerleader' LOL my god that movie is amazing. i never thought anything could top clueless in the girl world. its like clueless but with more lesbian porn!

LaurenAus
07-28-2012, 04:52 PM
::rolling eyes:: at a thread thats just been created

MyButter
07-28-2012, 05:41 PM
Why is it that fruit and veggies taste so much better when you pick them yourself? It probably sounds silly, but i really want to buy 20 acres way out in the country and have a small farm as of late.

mediocrity
07-28-2012, 06:07 PM
Why is it that fruit and veggies taste so much better when you pick them yourself? It probably sounds silly, but i really want to buy 20 acres way out in the country and have a small farm as of late.

So true. We have a plum tree in our yard, and my husband has been going nuts over them. He randomly goes out front, comes in with a handful and eats them over the sink.

Djoser
07-28-2012, 06:19 PM
I LOVE me some foot worshiping fetish men who like to be dominated!!! FUCKIN LOVE IT!! LOL.

I had a customer last week in the champagne room just rubbing my bare feet on his face, choking him with my feet, and smacking him in the face with my feet. The whole entire time we were in there. haha. I didn't have to talk or dance. He was loving it.

Love easy money like that. ;D Plus I had fun doing it. hahaha

Wow I am so not into either fetish, but it is funny as all hell to see it! I will never forget one guy in the private dance room in my last club, where you could easily see and hear what was going on as it was in the sort of hallway/passageway between the front and back bars. The guy was in there for about 40 minutes...and the outrageous noises he kept making...jesus it cracked me up, and everyone else who was working that night and walked by.

Much as the idea doing it for real is a turnoff, I had enormous fun pretending to be a foot fetish guy as a joke at a party one night--partly to prevent a fight that was brewing between a big shaggy biker dude with a crush on my female friend, and the Swiss studboy who was way ahead of him but still trying too hard. She wasn't my type at all but it didn't matter--I was drunk off my ass and the idea hit me and I knew I had to do it.

I jumped right down on the floor and started groveling 'Your feet, those toes...I must suck on them now!' and actually did it, complete with moaning and slobbering noises, and the girl was actually screaming...but laughing of course. It worked, there was no fight.

But the girl accused me of really being a foot freak for months afterward--she didn't believe me when I told her it was all an act.

_Avery_
07-28-2012, 06:54 PM
lollollol, omg, I know...it's an overkill for some, but I just can't stop laughing at the fact that a pimp is trying to call himself a stripper guidance counselor.
lollollol


and trying to find girls on craigslist

DesuvsDeath
07-28-2012, 07:55 PM
Here i am just trying to do my makeup and these whores are shoving bottles of Brandy in my tits with instructions to DRINK. As though my career of alcoholism needs encouragement. Lol
(That's an exaggeration, btw. I drink because I like it... Not because I need it out can't work without it. No one get worried or critical.)

Almost Jaded
07-29-2012, 03:24 AM
OMG Desu don't do it - you need help - let us help you - we understand you and your problems and the stress and why you drink - we even offer classes and instruction in how to better handle you're work - housing is available - Avery posted the link - we just want to help...


:P


I can't laugh TOO hard at that link though; that very same business plan has been floated by both myself and people I know, to the point where actual market research and honest to God feasibility studies conducted, dancers interviewed, etc. And frankly, I still think that if handled correctly it would be a great idea for a business and actually beneficial to the clients (dancers) as well. In the end though, it was decided that no matter how legit it was run, it would "look bad" and never be taken seriously. Thanks for proving us right, LMAO!! Seeing it like that only goes to show that no matter how legit they are - and they may be straight up fantastic at what they do, we don't know - there is no way to make it come off as serious, lol.

smeca
07-29-2012, 05:38 AM
Bf will be trying to drag me to the gym/pool today but i just want to lounge around in the sun after a sat night at work! Also, why is he having a shower now before going to the gym? Derp.

unbeleavable
07-29-2012, 06:43 AM
^I usually take a shower before I train as well, smells good & clean sweat is better.

smeca
07-29-2012, 08:42 AM
^I see. This was just him assuming I wouldn't end up going, but omg I feel so healthy, I'm a gym convert!

Marshae1093
07-29-2012, 07:40 PM
Did camming for the first time today on mfc. I was terrible. It took about 45 mins for me not to be as stiff and to get used to interacting with the members. But it was not as easy as I thought. My hardest trial was attempting to get tips. I went from room to room to see what others girls were doing, and it worked to a certain extent. But I feel I shouldnt have to bust it wide open and FUCK to get a 10 token tip. Isnt that what privates are for? I took the advice from past forums and didnt break and had my tipping standards but it was harder than I thought. On another note I could of showed a bit more skin. Alot of them talked but only b/c I talked. Perhaps a casual tit flash to show them what I was working with and a dance or 2 to some music would of aided in tips. But never a full on fuck and whipping out random dildos. I guess I have to find a balance. For one, I need more outfits. Defiantly a better camera and a new location. Too bad I had to give up my usual quarters to accompany my nagging grandmother. Having her bothersome every 5 second "Im lonely and want to talk or I need something" antics did not help the situation. I want to get on and try again tonight. But perhaps tomorrow in the daytime where the light is better and Ill have more freedom to move around. I feel ill be able to get a private or 2 and a tip then.

strippername
07-29-2012, 09:43 PM
I am watching the gymnastics part of the Olympics and ew...the commentator just said "do you get points for being sexxxay??"

queenelayliah
07-29-2012, 10:04 PM
sitting here amazed at all of the bitchy and snarky comments on post but still learning lots of information.

Djoser
07-30-2012, 03:10 AM
sitting here amazed at all of the bitchy and snarky comments on post but still learning lots of information.

Report it. Bitchy and snarky posts are not allowed. This is a forum for support, not cheap shots and rudeness.

Furthermore, 'thanking' people for rude posts and replies is against the rules, so report that as well, and we will take action.

papillonluvr
07-30-2012, 07:36 AM
Watching the walking dead bout episodes in and I'm addicted. :D

MyButter
07-30-2012, 07:55 AM
Watching the walking dead bout episodes in and I'm addicted. :D

Im so excited about season 3! Michonne was such an awesome character in the comics and it will be so interesting to see what they do with her in the series!

Kellydancer
07-30-2012, 12:04 PM
I LOVE me some foot worshiping fetish men who like to be dominated!!! FUCKIN LOVE IT!! LOL.

I had a customer last week in the champagne room just rubbing my bare feet on his face, choking him with my feet, and smacking him in the face with my feet. The whole entire time we were in there. haha. I didn't have to talk or dance. He was loving it.

Love easy money like that. ;D Plus I had fun doing it. hahaha

Fetishists are the best customers. I had a couple feet fetishists (one I dated, bad mistake), hair fetishists who wanted to touch and brush my hair and several massage guys who paid me to massage my shoulders. I am definitely not going to turn down money from men who want to massage my feet, hair or shoulders, that's for sure.

_Avery_
07-30-2012, 02:07 PM
Going to the gym, going later in the day.
Is it weird to go in with a full face of makeup??

I figure I'm gonna shower when I get home...so it's pointless to wash it all off now.

Why do I care?? lol

Jessie_tinydancer
07-30-2012, 03:44 PM
OMG Ive only been home a week eating healthy, training hard and sleeping well and damn I feel good! Doing no sugar from lunch and only green tea for caffeine... forgot how much more energy clean eating provides. I wish this feeling could last but I go back to work tomorrow :( Even if I don't drink (fat chance) going to bed at 4-5am then getting up for uni is going to ruin it all. Boooooo!

chanzep
07-30-2012, 05:55 PM
i need to join a gym around here.

tuesdaymarie
07-30-2012, 06:19 PM
Electricity usage = $60 worth
Actual bill = $120

"Bob" in India, do you have anything to say about that? No, no I am not calling to report a power outage, Bob. I am calling about my bill. No, Bob, that 1-800 number just goes to a recording which then hangs up on me. Okay, Bob. You go fuck yourself. Thanks for the help today.

Calbear
07-30-2012, 09:00 PM
Im so excited about season 3! Michonne was such an awesome character in the comics and it will be so interesting to see what they do with her in the series!

I'm extremely excited about Season 3 as well. I'm really worried about the introduction of Michonne though. I think the series works so well now because its grounded in the humanity of the characters. Michonne is so comic booky I worry that it'll take away from the tension. Don't know if you guys pay attention to Comic Con (who doesn't?!), but they posted a trailer for Season 3 that looks awesome.

http://www.amctv.com/the-walking-dead/videos/season-3-comic-con-trailer-the-walking-dead

mediocrity
07-31-2012, 12:25 AM
I just woke up from a nap and had the wildest dream again. I dreamt that my husband was pregnant, and we were living in Las Vegas. He wanted to get an abortion, but my mother in law was forcing him to keep it by guilting him saying we were the first couple for this to ever happen and it was a message from god. I was busy yelling at her to can it (because we are atheists), and my husband burst into tears and stormed out. I spent the rest of the dream chasing after him in various venues, pleading with him to come home while he told me to go fuck myself, he wanted a divorce.

Almost Jaded
07-31-2012, 12:32 AM
What's on my mind is that if two German brothers of a certain family were named James and Meyer and started a publishing company, there could then exist a rather aptly named The James & Meyer Schitt Publishing Company. Were they to open their doors in Mexico, we could have the even MORE aptly named El James & Meyer Schitt Publicación Organización.

So far, I can only think of a few existing books they might be responsible for printing, but I'm assured that more complete Schitt publications are on the way...

Almost Jaded
07-31-2012, 02:55 AM
A friend just asked me in a chat room to help with a physics question she was brain farting for her college class. The question was "A 40 kg monkey is hanging at rest from a spring with a resistance of 25 Ncm. Calculate the potential energy in teh gravity-monkey-spring system."

Why do math questions have stupid shit in them? Like, why not just a 40 kg weight. Why a monkey? I think the textbook writers get bored. In any event, I suggested the following answer:

"Through basic deduction we can discern that the monkey is in fact a Baboon, the only species of monkey large enough to weigh 40 kg but not be classified as an ape. Scientific experimentation on Baboons is prohibited, and we can deduce that the baboon is being experimented on from it's place in a physics equation, not a normal place for a baboon. Since the weight on the spring is given as static, we may further infer that the baboon is dead. From the placement of the baboon in a scientific experiment, we can also deduce that PETA or other activists are either present outside or on their way, and the noise of the protest would surely agitate a live baboon - further implying the state of the baboon as dead; and a dead baboon hanging from a spring further reinforces the possibility of protests being present - a perfect example of a closed-loop logic equation."

"P.S. - the spring is stretched X cm with a potential force of X Ncm."

I hope she does it. :D

Davey17
07-31-2012, 03:32 AM
Electricity usage = $60 worth
Actual bill = $120

"Bob" in India, do you have anything to say about that? No, no I am not calling to report a power outage, Bob. I am calling about my bill. No, Bob, that 1-800 number just goes to a recording which then hangs up on me. Okay, Bob. You go fuck yourself. Thanks for the help today.

Its even worse here Australia ..And Plus we have the Carbon Tax ...Arrggggghhh about to hit .

Last Quarters Bill , and I use Sweet F*ck all electricity , just the manditory S*it $450 ..what b/s*it ..and same Same ..the Call centers are just an Absolute Joke . And " They " tell us its going to get Worse .... Im going to have to do something about the downlights I guess , although they are Rarely on , and there is no one home in the day .Plus Its Winter ..and the heating AINT electric ..so Hmmm ..Work that out !

MyButter
07-31-2012, 06:17 AM
I'm extremely excited about Season 3 as well. I'm really worried about the introduction of Michonne though. I think the series works so well now because its grounded in the humanity of the characters. Michonne is so comic booky I worry that it'll take away from the tension. Don't know if you guys pay attention to Comic Con (who doesn't?!), but they posted a trailer for Season 3 that looks awesome.

http://www.amctv.com/the-walking-dead/videos/season-3-comic-con-trailer-the-walking-dead

Lol, before the introduction of Michonne was ever announced, i thought that Daryl was actually an adaptation of her for the series. She really does have that 'superhero' quality in the comics, and I agree it would take some of the believability out if the series if she wasn't tamed down, lol. I just have no idea what he is going to do with her--the suspense is killing me!

My brother went to comic con this year for school, and he said the amount of people there was insane, lol.

_Avery_
07-31-2012, 01:49 PM
AKLSDJFKLASDJFALSDF....blahhh...tired of fake boobs. aksdfaklsdfjasdklf > : (

kaiarose
07-31-2012, 03:37 PM
^so do u hate me and my fake boobs?? :( I def dont flaunt them around... well except at work of course...lol

ArmySGT.
07-31-2012, 05:17 PM
All is not well in Cheddar town......

_Avery_
07-31-2012, 06:44 PM
^so do u hate me and my fake boobs?? :( I def dont flaunt them around... well except at work of course...lol

lol, I LOVE your fake boobs...I'm just jealous! lol :P

Kisca
07-31-2012, 10:58 PM
Im seeing a lot of negativity lately and I dont want to be part of it. Im trying not to be as negative either, today I was actually not stressed/anxious about anything, and I loved that!

ArmySGT.
08-01-2012, 09:57 AM
I was just thinking how good a slice of blackberry pie sounds right about now.

Mmmmmmmm Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

smeca
08-01-2012, 11:10 AM
^Mmmm sounds amazing.

I want to spend a night getting sloshed on cocktails, flirting with interesting men and going to a cheesy nightclub. Might get to do 2 of those this weekend. Probably not the flirting; despite learning the seductive ways of the stripper, I get too shy around people I like/admire, doh!

Anastasia Foxx
08-01-2012, 11:44 AM
Now that I'm back home, I feel like a fucking ROCK STAR and I'm not ashamed of that!

MyButter
08-01-2012, 12:19 PM
I was just thinking how good a slice of blackberry pie sounds right about now.

Mmmmmmmm Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Lol--the u-pick-ur-own thing is really popular here, and every time we go out to the farm I'll tell my husband to only get 'a few' of whatever we are picking. Then I'll go off and get some of my own stuff, and when I meet up with him again he'll have an entire bag/box/bucket full of whatever orchard/field we were in, lol. This last week it was blackberries, so there have been blackberry pies galore up in my house, lol! I honestly have no idea what else to do with them...

_Avery_
08-01-2012, 02:13 PM
I'll never be able to move to (or even visit!) Canada. :(
fml

Kat w
08-01-2012, 03:59 PM
Tonight I will stay in watching Sons of Anarchy, I'll go to work ... tomorrow.

Nuclear Martini
08-01-2012, 07:33 PM
I have had my period (spotting only) for a month now due to messing up my birth control pill schedule. I will probably have it for at least another two weeks until I reach my placebos. I will have had my period for literly a third of summer maybe even half since summer here is only 2-3 months long. I think I will return the white bikini I bought. I'm so tired of bleeding. Its ruining my sex life, I can't wear more than half of my cute summer clothes because they are all white, and I feel disgusting because I'm constantly bleeding and ruining underwear from spotting. I bought new lacy panties from VS and I can't wear them yet, they are just sitting out in my room mocking me.

Advice: If you forget a pill or two and get your period during active pills THROW OUT THE PACK, and do not begin a new pack for 7 days.

If you continue to use the pack and the active pills you will have what my nurse calls "an extended period".

Nuclear Martini
08-01-2012, 07:40 PM
AKLSDJFKLASDJFALSDF....blahhh...tired of fake boobs. aksdfaklsdfjasdklf > : (

When living in Miami it was like every hot girl had a big fake rack. I'm pretty satisfied with my natural 34c/32ds but they start looking small next to perfect porn-worthy boobs. Yes, I'll admit it, I wish less woman got this procedure, it just feels like more competition and I don't even work in SCs anymore!!!

In Boston there is a lot less, but of course people get plastic surgery here as they do everywhere. Living here again I was reminded that A cups still exist and I think I have seen a few horrible boob jobs here, certainly not in Miami even though they are only $3,000 down there.




Also, now I want a slice of blueberry pie..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Nuclear Martini
08-01-2012, 07:43 PM
Wow I am so not into either fetish, but it is funny as all hell to see it! I will never forget one guy in the private dance room in my last club, where you could easily see and hear what was going on as it was in the sort of hallway/passageway between the front and back bars. The guy was in there for about 40 minutes...and the outrageous noises he kept making...jesus it cracked me up, and everyone else who was working that night and walked by.

Much as the idea doing it for real is a turnoff, I had enormous fun pretending to be a foot fetish guy as a joke at a party one night--partly to prevent a fight that was brewing between a big shaggy biker dude with a crush on my female friend, and the Swiss studboy who was way ahead of him but still trying too hard. She wasn't my type at all but it didn't matter--I was drunk off my ass and the idea hit me and I knew I had to do it.

I jumped right down on the floor and started groveling 'Your feet, those toes...I must suck on them now!' and actually did it, complete with moaning and slobbering noises, and the girl was actually screaming...but laughing of course. It worked, there was no fight.

But the girl accused me of really being a foot freak for months afterward--she didn't believe me when I told her it was all an act.


Only in Florida! :D

I miss the sunshine state.

the shy girl
08-01-2012, 10:43 PM
Crazy day today. I enrolled into a great school and signed a lease for a great apartment. I feel like such a grown up (and I should, I'm 22!). And just to think that at this time last week, I was hating life.

LuckyOne
08-02-2012, 01:02 AM
I did a photo shoot today. Very rare. Waiting to see the final (photoshopped) pictures. Already thinking how I want to do my makeup different next time.

zivlet
08-02-2012, 09:02 AM
My male friend has proper cracked me up, I can't stop giggling about it.
I've been single for SO long before I met my current guy and male friend learned that I was dating this guy. He's such a dork, kinda good looking but not my type, he's too young (my age) proper skinny, doesn't work lives with his Mum....
Anyways I get this message on fb chat
"Why you dating Steve? You could have me, you know that, don't you?!You KNOW I've always fancied you!!!!"
"Do you think he's better looking that me?! Be honest-do you think he's better looking? He isn't, you know.I'm better! And he's fat! He looks like he ate his last girlfriend!"
"Tell me if you think he's better than me, go on tell me!!!??"

( I don't fancy skinny guys. Sure my man's got a bit of a beer belly but he's not 'Fat' though even if he was, I would take a guy that's a bit fat over a mega skinny one!

It just made me laugh, the cockiness of it ! 'How dare you date him when you could have me!?!I'm SUCH a catch!'
Fuck. :)

BmiWMT14
08-02-2012, 09:42 AM
I missed this forum

tuesdaymarie
08-03-2012, 11:39 AM
Well, fuck. I just realized it's August.