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tempest666
11-09-2010, 09:13 PM
God I miss home!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d1ntuNJI9Q

princessjas
11-09-2010, 11:20 PM
I wish the people next door would stop fighting! They are scaring me really bad! I need to sleep, but I'm too nervous from hearing them scream and slam doors/hit things all night.

tempest666
11-10-2010, 12:13 AM
Is incontinent the same thing as constipated?

Kylea2
11-10-2010, 12:32 AM
Is incontinent the same thing as constipated?

Pretty much the opposite.

tempest666
11-10-2010, 12:33 AM
We were at walgreens I saw the signs just curious

bitz
11-10-2010, 01:25 AM
I miss my husband right now. (Hes deployed)

strippername
11-10-2010, 01:28 AM
Netflix's website should not go down while I am watching a movie!

Kylea2
11-10-2010, 01:32 AM
God I miss home!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d1ntuNJI9Q

OMG OMG OMG (how appropriate, right?), that's so amusing! I hope Jackie gave them a piece of her mind!

.... going to finish watching the movie.

FYI, this is the club we like in Albuquerque for those of you who don't know.

Kylea2
11-10-2010, 01:50 AM
Wow, so the video was pretty amusing!

LOL Jackie did go off on them! We should send her a funny greeting card. (Winnie the Pooh voice) "Think think think..."

The stripper: "Are you gonna pay my bills?"
Protester: "Your bills aren't sh*t."
Uhm, nice use of language preacher boy... lol

Protester kid didn't know the difference between a stripper & a prostitute. Go figure, give him a few more years. Then he goes on: "Shame on you! Your momma raised up a..." (pause while he thinks of insult) "a $2 prostitute... shame on you!"
Stripper: "Oh, we don't give dollar dances here!"
Thought going through my head: No, but a good portion of the girls give a full on lapdance for the $5 table dance.
It's ironic in both ways. LOL

Cop to Protester: "Right now what your doing is call disturbance of peace. So yeah, what I would suggest you do is maybe take a walk..."

Awesome! LOL

strippername
11-10-2010, 02:00 AM
I can't find the "old balls" thread! I want to add Hugh Grant to my old balls list. Damn it I want to see him naked.

Jessie_tinydancer
11-10-2010, 03:59 AM
Im really really scared this exam is going to kick my ass tomorrow. Why the hell do they make an exam worth 75%??? Are they trying to give me an ulcer?

Pure
11-10-2010, 05:00 AM
I hate namedroppers. It's really sad

tempest666
11-10-2010, 08:40 AM
Listening to "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers. Yes, I like country. >:-(

tempest666
11-10-2010, 08:47 AM
I can't find the "old balls" thread! I want to add Hugh Grant to my old balls list. Damn it I want to see him naked.
http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=145274&highlight=sean+connery

_Avery_
11-10-2010, 09:15 AM
I don't want to clean.

pixierocksonthepole
11-10-2010, 11:07 AM
He sounds like a nice guy and it's a shame that happened. That actually reminds me of Flakey who let women use him and is now afraid of a relationship. I could never be that cruel to someone.

He is incredibly nice. Whenever I really needed help, there he was to help me out life a true friend. I hope some woman out there can really give him a great chance because he seriously deserves it. He's not some kid either, he's an adult and acts like an adult. So it's not like he isn't capable of being mature enough to carry on a real relationship. It's mind boggeling. I don't know what else to tell him. :-\

unbeleavable
11-10-2010, 01:23 PM
Not real happy with Wachovia right now..So they cut off my cards because they changed over to Wells Fargo..which I never got!!!

stormi
11-10-2010, 02:51 PM
I'm wondering where KaylaM went. I'm pretty new to this site,but it seems she's always gave good advice. Is she really banned??

charlie61
11-10-2010, 03:00 PM
^ Huh, I didn't see that. I'd be betting it's a temporary ban.

_Avery_
11-10-2010, 03:23 PM
I was noticing that earlier....kinda feel like I have something to do with it..... *shrugs*

charlie61
11-10-2010, 03:38 PM
I'm wondering where KaylaM went. I'm pretty new to this site,but it seems she's always gave good advice. Is she really banned??

One's ability to give good advice doesn't guarantee them a place on this site. Insulting the owner, mishandling moderating issues, insulting other members, etc, can all get any member banned. (I'm not saying KaylaM did all of these things, I'm giving those as examples of behaviors that will result in bans)

kaiarose
11-10-2010, 04:10 PM
Tee-hee!! I am so immature sometimes... Like I will giggle at the word vagina, twat, cooter, penis etc.... So it's no surprise that I fell outta my chair laughing at the hubby when he farted doing sit-ups..:rotfl:

Kellydancer
11-10-2010, 04:14 PM
I've gotten a few pms from people asking why I'm waiting for the guy I want and these actually make great points. Why am I waiting for a guy who doesn't like oral sex, is a mama's boy, doesn't make a lot of money and isn't cute? Yes I know he fits my requirements I can't bend (never married, no kids) but I know there are others out there who would fit what I'm looking for and would be thrilled to date me. I don't get it either, years ago I would have dumped him early on instead of waiting. I tell other girls (online and offline) to dump toxic people yet I'm letting him play games. Screw him (not literally, I wish) I can do better.

That is until I look at online profiles of guys even worse than him. Guys with kids, or 400 pounds, or no job at all, no teeth or ratty hair. I don't even take online serious anymore with these losers.

Oh well, maybe I'll look back and laugh that I wanted him when I find a guy with all my requirements. Maybe I'll shake my head realizing I could do much better. If he does come back he better be willing to bend for what I want.

stripperchic
11-10-2010, 04:23 PM
currently thinking:

how much i wanna screw this new guy to get it out my system - but stick with my so cause i love him!

damn

unbeleavable
11-10-2010, 05:18 PM
Just sold a house...fuck yeah....still in the office...loving it!!! asking $249,990 I got $244,990..Love closing a deal..

DesuvsDeath
11-10-2010, 05:57 PM
I don't want to clean.
Fucking same thing here.

JayATee
11-10-2010, 05:59 PM
I need to stop being a miserable bitch tonight. I need to make money. Acting like Lady Death isn't gonna help me do that...

ArmySGT.
11-10-2010, 07:03 PM
I need to stop being a miserable bitch tonight. I need to make money. Acting like Lady Death isn't gonna help me do that...

http://www.dvdnear.com/images/Lady-Death-The-Motion-Picture-B0002MFG0K-L.jpg
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:qyGheVp2akc7aM:http://www.deviantart.com/download/65262327/Lady_Death_Swimsuit_2007_C_by_M_Sweeney.jpg&t=1

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/036/2/f/Savage_Land_Lady_Death_by_gb2k.jpg

http://www.monsterdorkstudio.com/image/ladydeath.png

pixierocksonthepole
11-10-2010, 10:51 PM
please please please let me sleep...

Kylea2
11-10-2010, 10:56 PM
My toes are freezing!

(Inner debate) Do I turn on the heating pad to cover them with... knowing that the cats will then come lay down on my feet & then I won't be able to move without feeling guilty?

AznExtasy
11-11-2010, 12:24 AM
I'm such a failure. I took a day off from work to smoke weed, that was a month and a half ago. I was only gonna take a day off?
Oh well, guess it wouldn't hurt to light another one.

tempest666
11-11-2010, 01:33 AM
I am cute and I made alot of money :D

Kylea2
11-11-2010, 01:54 AM
^^^ You go girl!

Athena, I hope you finish doing whatever it is you are doing soon... you won't believe this stuff!

tempest666
11-11-2010, 01:58 AM
And Athena, I just lost my appetite lol

Kylea2
11-11-2010, 02:07 AM
^^^ I think I may have just died laughing.

tempest666
11-11-2010, 10:12 AM
We just fucked and now I need to wash the sheets...unless somebody wants to buy them and our used condoms imagining every detail of the hot dirty sex we have...oh wait a minute we don't use condoms! :D

tempest666
11-11-2010, 10:43 AM
Curvy, voluptuous, thick, bitch stop deluding yourself!!!!!! you are a fucking fat ass! webster's can't change that!

Goddamn I hate fat bitches who turn to webster's and Little Debbie for comfort! -_-

This is another porker annoying me, not the aforementioned one on the other thread.

tempest666
11-11-2010, 11:16 AM
I hope tonight is as good as last night was for me! :D

Nights like last night really make me love dancing...


ME TOO! the universe is in order...Hot chicks$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Fatties and fuglies: ---------$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
yupyupyupyup I'm purring all the way to the bank.

_Avery_
11-11-2010, 11:20 AM
Deleted.

DirtyLittleSecret
11-11-2010, 11:22 AM
...To cam or not to cam that is the question.
If i have another $5 day i'm changing sites. Its depressing having 8 guys in your room, 3 non-tipping regulars who just keep you company, and the rest are in & outers.
For once ironing my SO dress pants sounds more productive....

tempest666
11-11-2010, 11:25 AM
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! our playtoy is now in a relationship and off the market!
The 2011 search for Tempest and Gothicalien's new pet is commencing!

Criteria: Must be under 5'4, under 120 llbs, pierced,tats, redhead or brunette preferred, minimum 34B cup, nothing over a size 6 please, clean shaven or landing strip.

And for the hotties that are out there,b you know who you are! hint hint!!! }:D

DirtyLittleSecret
11-11-2010, 11:30 AM
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! our playtoy is now in a relationship and off the market!
The 2011 search for Tempest and Gothicalien's new pet is commencing!

Criteria: Must be under 5'4, under 120 llbs, pierced,tats, redhead or brunette preferred, minimum 34B cup, nothing over a size 6 please, clean shaven or landing strip.

And for the hotties that are out there,b you know who you are! hint hint!!! }:D

*cough cough*
I'm 5'5, 100lbs, no tats but ears pierced (to indecisive for either of those things), auburn hair, 34B on a good day, size 0-1, and clean.
:flower:;D

tempest666
11-11-2010, 11:31 AM
*cough cough*
I'm 5'5, 100lbs, no tats but ears pierced (to indecisive for either of those things), auburn hair, 34B on a good day, size 0-1, and clean.
:flower:;D

Candidate #1 :D }:D

majordon
11-11-2010, 11:49 AM
I'm wondering where KaylaM went. I'm pretty new to this site,but it seems she's always gave good advice. Is she really banned??

Was I just jumping to a conclusion, or wasn't KaylaM the re-incarnation of Malaya Taylor ? I would say don't worry, you'll soon be seeing similar posts, just under a new alias.

princessjas
11-11-2010, 01:18 PM
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! our playtoy is now in a relationship and off the market!
The 2011 search for Tempest and Gothicalien's new pet is commencing!

Criteria: Must be under 5'4, under 120 llbs, pierced,tats, redhead or brunette preferred, minimum 34B cup, nothing over a size 6 please, clean shaven or landing strip.

And for the hotties that are out there,b you know who you are! hint hint!!! }:D

Well, I fit that criteria minus the tats. I'm 4"10' and 95-100lbs, sz 0-1, 34DD, red hair, and I'm even a sub. If only I lived near you! ;)

pixierocksonthepole
11-11-2010, 02:51 PM
Glad we are moving out tomorrow. My mom is on a fucking rampage and once again tried starting shit with my husband like she does to everyone.

DesuvsDeath
11-11-2010, 04:12 PM
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! our playtoy is now in a relationship and off the market!
The 2011 search for Tempest and Gothicalien's new pet is commencing!

Criteria: Must be under 5'4, under 120 llbs, pierced,tats, redhead or brunette preferred, minimum 34B cup, nothing over a size 6 please, clean shaven or landing strip.

And for the hotties that are out there,b you know who you are! hint hint!!! }:D
5'ish, 118, pierced, tatted, brunette, 32C, size 6, clean shaven.
I win.

Kisca
11-11-2010, 04:16 PM
Was I just jumping to a conclusion, or wasn't KaylaM the re-incarnation of Malaya Taylor ? I would say don't worry, you'll soon be seeing similar posts, just under a new alias.

Yup..
There is a reason why someone is banned... :-X

DesuvsDeath
11-11-2010, 04:24 PM
So much to do... so much time to do it... no desire to do anything at all.

DirtyLittleSecret
11-11-2010, 05:15 PM
Forget it.... No more venting for me.