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MyButter
09-01-2012, 05:53 AM
I can't believe I forgot what a great movie The Little Shop of Horrors is! It was on last night and I want to see it again, lol.
Also... am I the only one that thinks the song Suddenly Seymore is erhem... epic ?! I want to sing it from the rooftop!!! Lol!
Cajun_Lilly
09-01-2012, 06:30 AM
I wish I could sleep in! It never fails waking up between 7am and 8:30am. At least I don't have to go to the club today 'til 4pm.
Oh, and the flood waters are going down! Yay!
Coffee!
Djoser
09-01-2012, 07:01 AM
I wish I could sleep in! It never fails waking up between 7am and 8:30am. At least I don't have to go to the club today 'til 4pm.
Oh, and the flood waters are going down! Yay!
Coffee!
Good god almighty, that's brutal (waking up that early). It's very rare I am asleep before then!
Glad to hear the floodwaters are receding. We lucked out (this time anyway) here in the Keys, Isaac passed right over us and all we got was a little rain.
_Avery_
09-01-2012, 12:04 PM
Money has been ammmmaaazzzzinngggggg this past week. ;D
strippername
09-01-2012, 12:11 PM
^ So nice to hear that Avery!
I broke up with my boyfriend because I was having a meltdown elsewhere. Now, I am having a meltdown everywhere. I sound so pathetic. I saw a rehab thing in Thailand for 5000. I kind of want to go even though I don't know what I need rehab for. Booze? "Exhaustion"?
A nice vacation without the rehab thing would work just as well.
ArmySGT.
09-01-2012, 05:04 PM
Wish I could attend Dragon Con. Some guys I know are there. Check out the article on the parade.
I agree with one of the commentators. Star Trek Mirror Universe Cosplayer in pic #5 Uhura. Mmmmmmmmmm Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
mediocrity
09-01-2012, 06:48 PM
Homemade yoghurt is so much tastier than store bought. NOMZ
ArmySGT.
09-01-2012, 07:19 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan now I have had a flashback to "The Road to Wellville".
Almost Jaded
09-02-2012, 01:23 AM
Took advantage of having my buddy staying for a couple days to hit the range - he's a Marine Corps weapons instructor, lol. Finally got the new gun dialed in nicely. Proceeded to try not to humiliate myself TOO badly shooting next to a guy who shot the centers completely out of 2 targets - with my gun - while I tried to get my standing 7 yard groups under 5" all told, lol. Still did better than of the people out there, but DAMN can that guy shoot! Got some good pointers though. Well worth the cost of ammo and paying his line fee for the tips!
Parents called, they're going to be staying over Wednesday night on their way to LA with my two youngest siblings. I'm excited - they haven't been through here since we got the house! Lots of cleaning up to do though, lol.
chanzep
09-02-2012, 01:24 PM
Day off doing nothing, work is stressful im burnt out can't wait to go on holiday.
Vyanka
09-02-2012, 11:33 PM
Cheap men make me violent.
Kellydancer
09-02-2012, 11:46 PM
I have a very goofy aunt. She is my dad's sister and decided to create a Facebook page for all the relatives and posted a whole bunch of photos when I was a baby. I have no idea why because who wants to see this? Then she posted a bunch of lies saying the family was normal when in fact their upbringing was dysfunctional to say the least. Then she keeps emailing me telling me to add my "cousins" on Facebook. These so called cousins are her step kids and she married their dad when they were all grown. I know one of them and he's the one who taught me how to give a blow job and how to enjoy oral sex on me (i will be forever grateful for this). Anyway, I've never considered them my cousins because they aren't. Not lately but she would try to fix me up on dates with unacceptable men then tell me I was too picky for my age. Finally she keeps posting about our "relatives" the royal family. Supposedly we are related but I have never met them and who cares if they are distant cousins doesn't mean anything.
Djoser
09-03-2012, 01:49 AM
Cheap men make me violent.
It is really infuriating when a good-looking woman is onstage and there are a bunch of guys watching but not tipping. I used to be very low key about dealing with this, but as time goes on (and in the last 3 years or so when it seemed to get a lot worse), I have become much less restrained. I won't tell them they are a bunch of faggots on the mike, but I will go tip the girl myself and tell her they are all a bunch of dick sucking faggots while I do it. And with my voice, that means they all hear me. I don't care.
No offense intended to the homosexuals out there...
ETA--actually the gay customers are cool--they usually tip the girls at least!
Jessie_tinydancer
09-03-2012, 08:08 AM
Cheap men make me violent.
Once there was this particularly bad sat night (usually on stage tips are good at my work). I danced for ages for this guy and then tugged at my garter and he just shrugged. I then stretched out my leg like I was gonna do something sexy and kicked his beer bottle as hard as I could his beer spilled all over his face and body then I just smiled at him and shrugged. All the customers around him started laughing. It was one of the single most satisfying moments of my dancing career. Everyone else on stage tipped me.
_natasha
09-03-2012, 10:13 AM
Once there was this particularly bad sat night (usually on stage tips are good at my work). I danced for ages for this guy and then tugged at my garter and he just shrugged. I then stretched out my leg like I was gonna do something sexy and kicked his beer bottle as hard as I could his beer spilled all over his face and body then I just smiled at him and shrugged. All the customers around him started laughing. It was one of the single most satisfying moments of my dancing career. Everyone else on stage tipped me.
I just lived that moment vicariously and I have the biggest smile on my face.
Kellydancer
09-03-2012, 10:22 AM
Great story Jessie. I hated when I danced at this one club and it was full but not one man was tipping. This wasn't a club full of uglies either, all were at least a 7. It had free admission too and a free buffet so they would come to eat the lunch and dinner buffet, and just watch. We had a meeting one time at this club and I suggested adding admission fees but instead their solution was to raise house fees. Really smart, it just caused the hotter dancers to quit and they were replaced by uggos and the club was eventually closed for prostitution.
Vyanka
09-03-2012, 01:32 PM
Well my scenerio was not at work. I was at a bar with my bff, at a fancy restaurant in the city. These two 50 something yr old men were hitting on us. As soon as our bill for two drinks came, they fkn split. The one dude pushed my bill towards me. I expect that from a college kid, not a grown man.
Vyanka
09-03-2012, 01:59 PM
Not that we'd go for men who are over ten years than us, anyway.... Idk, maybe :) Hehe
yoda57us
09-03-2012, 02:27 PM
Well my scenerio was not at work. I was at a bar with my bff, at a fancy restaurant in the city. These two 50 something yr old men were hitting on us. As soon as our bill for two drinks came, they fkn split. The one dude pushed my bill towards me. I expect that from a college kid, not a grown man.
Yeah, I see this far too often both in strip clubs and in regular bars. Speaking as one of those 50-something males I guess I'm split. On the one hand I'm almost embarrassed for these guys because they are clearly too stupid to know or care about what women think of this sort of behavior. On the other hand, it makes it easier for me....;D
yoda57us
09-03-2012, 02:29 PM
Not that we'd go for men who are over ten years than us, anyway....
Dang! :'(
Vyanka
09-03-2012, 02:31 PM
Yeah, I see this far too often both in strip clubs and in regular bars. Speaking as one of those 50-something males I guess I split. On the one hand I'm almost embarrassed for these guys because they are clearly too stupid to know or care about what women think of this sort of behavior. On the other hand, it makes it easier for me....;D
Not everyone is awesome as you. You're in a special category. ;-)
Don't forget coconut oil :-D
Vyanka
09-03-2012, 02:32 PM
Dang! :'(
Scroll up!
yoda57us
09-03-2012, 02:39 PM
Not everyone is awesome as you. You're in a special category. ;-)
:-D
Vyanka my dear, I do believe you are making me blush...:blush:
ArmySGT.
09-03-2012, 04:13 PM
Ah ha ha ha Coconut oil. Flash back to a sexy fun time huge, huge, FAIL.
Coconut oil and a heated waterbed seemed like a good idea. Which it turns out it wasn't.
We both found it funny, which works out in the end.
papillonluvr
09-03-2012, 06:33 PM
I've been feeling more and more as though Stripperweb is becoming "CamgirlWeb". :(
Kellydancer
09-03-2012, 08:30 PM
Well my scenerio was not at work. I was at a bar with my bff, at a fancy restaurant in the city. These two 50 something yr old men were hitting on us. As soon as our bill for two drinks came, they fkn split. The one dude pushed my bill towards me. I expect that from a college kid, not a grown man.
I'm confused they wanted you to pay or split the bill? I swear men are getting so cheap that it disgusts me. I wish I could be surprised but am not. Let me guess they were ugly as sin too. I think older men are the worst when it comes to this because so many of them have this sense of entitlement.
ArmySGT.
09-03-2012, 09:20 PM
That was chuckle worthy........ :)
Almost Jaded
09-03-2012, 09:28 PM
I believe she meant that when the bill came, the men "split" - bailed, took off, left. Weak sauce regardless.
Vyanka
09-03-2012, 09:45 PM
I'm confused they wanted you to pay or split the bill? I swear men are getting so cheap that it disgusts me. I wish I could be surprised but am not. Let me guess they were ugly as sin too. I think older men are the worst when it comes to this because so many of them have this sense of entitlement.
He pushed it aside to me, then excused himself to use his cel ph. Funny thing is when he pushed it aside, he did it in a slick way so I didn't notice. My GF did.
Yes, split as in bailed.
Vyanka
09-03-2012, 09:46 PM
Oh, and he took my drink on top of it all.
Vyanka
09-03-2012, 09:52 PM
Yoda57us needs to be cloned.
Kellydancer
09-03-2012, 10:25 PM
Vyanka that's what I thought but wanted to make sure. That is horrible but have had guys try that too and none were young.
Almost Jaded
09-04-2012, 02:40 AM
Actually, I would have to say I know of far more young guys doing this than middle aged or older. In fact, I know younger guys who do it on purpose, brag about it to friends, and pride themselves on "getting at the gold digging bitches before they can run their game on me". They don't do this to ALL women, only those that they have, by some mystical method of deduction, determined to be "gold digging bitches" before they really get to know them. ::)
Su Su
09-04-2012, 03:24 AM
You know you have nothing better to do with your time when you watching how erasers are made. Yay for life!
_natasha
09-04-2012, 06:03 AM
Just walked in on my housemate watching porn and wanking. Er dude social etiquette dictates you don't usually say, 'come in' if you're doing that. Close the windows, put your pants back on first. Gaaaah.
you know you have nothing better to do with your time when you watching how erasers are made. Yay for life!
i love that show! Lmao!
You know you have nothing better to do with your time when you watching how erasers are made. Yay for life!
I love that show!
Vyanka
09-04-2012, 09:07 AM
Actually, I would have to say I know of far more young guys doing this than middle aged or older. In fact, I know younger guys who do it on purpose, brag about it to friends, and pride themselves on "getting at the gold digging bitches before they can run their game on me". They don't do this to ALL women, only those that they have, by some mystical method of deduction, determined to be "gold digging bitches" before they really get to know them. ::)
Doing what exactly? Aside from being cheap douchebags.
As for us, we were just sitting there minding our own business until those two came up wasting our precious time to order dinner. I just don't get the lack of effort. I would think someone of that age would know better.
I can pay my own drinks and I don't look for men to buy them for me. It's just common sense if a MAN is hitting on a woman, pay her tab and buy her drinks. That's not even close to gold digging. It's being a gentleman who shows real interest. Also, don't forget about opening doors and pulling out chairs. I see men who don't even do this any more. Ugh. The little things, they matter. If a guy doesn't do any of this, no way I would give out my number. Ugh. Cannot stand cheaps with NO manners.
Vyanka
09-04-2012, 09:33 AM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/9642_156365584495467_1765125033_n.jpg
Speaking of... I just saw this on FB. :)
Djoser
09-04-2012, 10:41 AM
OK I flunk the 'Don't Curse' and 'Be Punctual' parts, and probably 'Be Humble' too, depending on the context. Though I have gotten much better about being late in the last 12-13 years because of having to be on time in starting the night show. You can't fuck that up and keep a job long in this business...
Kellydancer
09-04-2012, 10:47 AM
Doing what exactly? Aside from being cheap douchebags.
As for us, we were just sitting there minding our own business until those two came up wasting our precious time to order dinner. I just don't get the lack of effort. I would think someone of that age would know better.
I can pay my own drinks and I don't look for men to buy them for me. It's just common sense if a MAN is hitting on a woman, pay her tab and buy her drinks. That's not even close to gold digging. It's being a gentleman who shows real interest. Also, don't forget about opening doors and pulling out chairs. I see men who don't even do this any more. Ugh. The little things, they matter. If a guy doesn't do any of this, no way I would give out my number. Ugh. Cannot stand cheaps with NO manners.
I have no problems paying for my drinks and dinners and don't even expect it from men just at random but this trend of cheap guys drives me nuts. When I was doing the online thing if a guy didn't offer to pay for my drink I knew he was a cheapo. Don't get me wrong, I preferred to buy my drink at a first date (rather meetup)because I knew it probably wouldn't go farther, and would try to get there early to do so, but if a guy didn't even say "I would have paid" then I knew he wasn't worth my time. The worst are the guys who expect the woman to pay for them, I have come across situations like that often.
The funny thing is I am a firm believer in equality, I have no problems paying for a guy when I ask him on a date (though most still insist on paying)but expecting a woman to pay for them or not even having the decency to offer drives me bonkers.
All Good Things
09-04-2012, 11:49 AM
I can pay my own drinks and I don't look for men to buy them for me. It's just common sense if a MAN is hitting on a woman, pay her tab and buy her drinks.
Guys who refuse to pay for drinks get rejected constantly. They are used to being rejected, expect to be rejected, and are playing a game of “gotcha” with you. They got you (made you pay) before you got them (rejected them).
The mental soundtrack is a lot like what AJ described above, but it omits the underlying sense of helplessness, frustration and anger that drives them to behave like tiresome bores and spectacular douchebags like this.
It’s easy to see through their charade because of how bitterly they complain when you walk away.
One change I would make to the sign on how to be a gentleman for guys is this: It’s not about you. This is the hardest thing for guys to understand. Nobody cares about the guy. If you spend all night thinking about yourself, you are toast. Make the night all about her.
This will not always work – in fact, it doesn’t work most the time, and as a guy you will pay for a continental mountain range of drinks with no result – but who cares? If you don’t pay for drinks everybody hates you, even the bartender.
Kellydancer
09-04-2012, 12:07 PM
AGT, very true. I have mentioned this before and it relates to this, but the worst experiences I have had with dating were the ugly men. Average and handsome men don't act like this (at least in my experience)it's the ugly men. I've had more ugly men come up to me and say the creepiest things than any other guy. I get it, they keep getting rejected but by being ugly and douchebags they only set themselves up to be alone forever and not well liked.
Vyanka
09-04-2012, 03:37 PM
Guys who refuse to pay for drinks get rejected constantly. They are used to being rejected, expect to be rejected, and are playing a game of “gotcha” with you. They got you (made you pay) before you got them (rejected them).
The mental soundtrack is a lot like what AJ described above, but it omits the underlying sense of helplessness, frustration and anger that drives them to behave like tiresome bores and spectacular douchebags like this.
It’s easy to see through their charade because of how bitterly they complain when you walk away.
One change I would make to the sign on how to be a gentleman for guys is this: It’s not about you. This is the hardest thing for guys to understand. Nobody cares about the guy. If you spend all night thinking about yourself, you are toast. Make the night all about her.
This will not always work – in fact, it doesn’t work most the time, and as a guy you will pay for a continental mountain range of drinks with no result – but who cares? If you don’t pay for drinks everybody hates you, even the bartender.
It's a vicious cycle.
Vyanka
09-04-2012, 03:42 PM
AGT, very true. I have mentioned this before and it relates to this, but the worst experiences I have had with dating were the ugly men. Average and handsome men don't act like this (at least in my experience)it's the ugly men. I've had more ugly men come up to me and say the creepiest things than any other guy. I get it, they keep getting rejected but by being ugly and douchebags they only set themselves up to be alone forever and not well liked.
Lol. You're funny Kelly.
If ugly dude had some confidence and was charming, he'd have no problems. It's what most women love the most.
chanzep
09-04-2012, 04:19 PM
arghh!
yoda57us
09-04-2012, 04:47 PM
Just walked in on my housemate watching porn and wanking. Er dude social etiquette dictates you don't usually say, 'come in' if you're doing that. Close the windows, put your pants back on first. Gaaaah.
Sounds like he is watching too much bad porn. You know, those scenes that start out with a guy getting caught whacking-off by the next door neighbor...or the babysitter...or the maid...
yoda57us
09-04-2012, 04:58 PM
Yoda57us needs to be cloned.
And this my friends is why I get accused of being a dancer suck-up. Know what? I'm perfectly OK with that!
Thanks V, you are so sweet. I had a really crappy day and this one sentence just made me forget all about it...:hat:
Almost Jaded
09-04-2012, 05:09 PM
Cursing will be the end of me on that list; Humble it depends on the situation, lol. Eye contact is one I struggle with because of my condition, but I am good about it when I'm conscious of it.
Yoda beat me to the porn comment. And while I'm talking about/to Yoda - there are worse things to be, lol. ;)