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Naida
09-04-2012, 05:58 PM
Why can't me family eat REAL food? It's all processed crap and soda here. I've felt sick to my stomach since I came back here.

Vyanka
09-04-2012, 06:56 PM
"A man should mess up your lipstick, not your mascara"

Vyanka
09-04-2012, 06:57 PM
Why can't me family eat REAL food? It's all processed crap and soda here. I've felt sick to my stomach since I came back here.

My family is the same. I bring my own food when I stay over.

Vyanka
09-04-2012, 07:01 PM
And this my friends is why I get accused of being a dancer suck-up. Know what? I'm perfectly OK with that!

Thanks V, you are so sweet. I had a really crappy day and this one sentence just made me forget all about it...:hat:

Haters gonna hate.

Vyanka
09-04-2012, 07:03 PM
I have the dirtiest mouth. I curse a lot too. LOL. Trying to stop too. I will never curse in front of someone I just met though, not until a few dates. Meh, cursing to me isn't a big deal. As long as he doesn't have a mouth of a truck driver.

Kellydancer
09-04-2012, 07:35 PM
Lol. You're funny Kelly.

If ugly dude had some confidence and was charming, he'd have no problems. It's what most women love the most.

I wish I had taken a photo of some of the men who have approached me and wrote down some of what they said. No one would believe me it's bizarre. Like some hick guy with a confederate flag on his car and wearing a mullet (he was probably the subject of some country song, lol)who asked me out and when I said no used a racial slur saying I was a lover of a certain racial group. I said actually I was and hated people who hated them. Or the creepy dudes who would randomly ask me out then call me names.

Me personally wouldn't date an ugly man unless he had a great personality but he would have to have great hygiene. The guy I am interested in is what some may call ugly or maybe average (balding, short, chubby)and lacks self esteem but has such a large heart that it makes him seem like the hottest guy in the room.

ArmySGT.
09-04-2012, 07:51 PM
After a few days off it is going to be a damn chore to wear pants again......... Meh.

ArmySGT.
09-04-2012, 07:54 PM
Just walked in on my housemate watching porn and wanking. Er dude social etiquette dictates you don't usually say, 'come in' if you're doing that. Close the windows, put your pants back on first. Gaaaah.

Isn't this how like 150 porn titles start?

31596

Djoser
09-04-2012, 10:47 PM
Sounds like he is watching too much bad porn. You know, those scenes that start out with a guy getting caught whacking-off by the next door neighbor...or the babysitter...or the maid...

Yeah that was my thought exactly. He's probably wondering if he had the wrong kind of porn in there and that's why it didn't work. Tell him he needs some Peter North videos--the really old ones he denies he ever did lol...

Djoser
09-04-2012, 10:52 PM
I have the dirtiest mouth. I curse a lot too. LOL. Trying to stop too. I will never curse in front of someone I just met though, not until a few dates. Meh, cursing to me isn't a big deal. As long as he doesn't have a mouth of a truck driver.

Well it doesn't help that we are working in places where every other word is a profanity of some kind. Of course I also cussed too much before working the clubs, so that's a bit of a copout. I knew a guy who used to give me shit all the time for cussing, and told me it was scaring off the women in his bar. Unlike what he did, which was to act like a perfect gentleman at all times, get them stupid drunk with free drinks and fuck them, then tell them never to come back to his club.

Kellydancer
09-04-2012, 11:56 PM
I deleted my religious online profile today. This a week after my membership expired anyway and since then I got several messages from much older men in their late 50s and up. Oh and the freaky guy who was sending me messages like women need to be submissive and abortion is always wrong even if the mom will die, was looking at my profile again. Yeah like I am going to date a guy who told me he pushed his ex because she got in his face. I will miss the kooky nut job postings but I have too much going on in my life now to bother.

Looks like I am going back to school in January to finally be a teacher. I am looking forward to this.

Djoser
09-05-2012, 12:40 AM
^^^Somehow I got on a mailing list for 2-3 dating sites so put up a couple pictures and wow did I ever get the replies--but you have to join the 'Gold Membership' or whatever to be able to send messages back, etc., so I never did. But I am talking many, many hundreds within a few months. From all kinds of women; hot ones, ugly ones, young ones, old ones, and one woman that was so fucking ugly I think it was a joke of some kind. There were about 40-50 from very attractive women that I might have been interested in meeting I suppose, if it weren't for their weird membership plans. Also it is obvious a lot of them are webcam girls and/or escorts.

Almost Jaded
09-05-2012, 01:02 AM
A lot of those profiles are fake. Many "dating" sites are full of women contacting teh men who pay to join - and they talk to you and talk to you but never meet up. Largely because a place ticket from India is an expensive way to let you find out they're a man managing 35 different profiles, lol.


Well it doesn't help that we are working in places where every other word is a profanity of some kind. Of course I also cussed too much before working the clubs, so that's a bit of a copout. I knew a guy who used to give me shit all the time for cussing, and told me it was scaring off the women in his bar. Unlike what he did, which was to act like a perfect gentleman at all times, get them stupid drunk with free drinks and fuck them, then tell them never to come back to his club.

It was auto mechanics and specialty install shops that ended my hope of cleaning up my mouth. Especially window tinters and audio installers - dunno what it is about those two professions, but they could out-swear a 60 year veteran Marine Corps sergeant without meaning to, lol. After a while it rubs off. :shrug:

Djoser
09-05-2012, 05:23 AM
^^^Right up there with construction crews I guess. They are way worse than any dancers, DJs, or bouncers I've worked with. And it really does rub off too.

Not surprised to hear about the dating site scams. I want to post the picture of the really, really ugly woman who sent a 'flirt' or message or whatever they call it--except it might not be a joke and then it would be so cruel to do that.

Kellydancer
09-05-2012, 11:44 AM
I wish I could say the ugly profiles were a joke but nope they weren't. I will admit I am still superficial and am a stickler on certain things like proper hygiene, weight, etc and it seemed most of the guys didn't fit that. I also got a few guys who were mentally disabled and I felt bad rejecting them but I knew I couldn't date them. Let's not forget all the men with multiple baby mamas (one guy had three and 5 kids)or the guys asking for sex off the bat. On the religious site I was getting mostly much older men (I'm talking 60s and up). One guy was 75 and that is 10 years older than my dad!

But yep many of the beautiful women on the sites are paid. Years ago I was approached to do this myself and one of the sites got in trouble for it.

chanzep
09-05-2012, 12:28 PM
I might rejoin match.com

yoda57us
09-05-2012, 12:30 PM
I put a profile up on Match.com about two years but hadn't paid any money yet. The 3rd or 4th hit that my profile got was from my ex wife...

Kellydancer
09-05-2012, 12:33 PM
I got a lot of hits on all the sites but the messages were mostly freaky. I was chatting with that one guy for months until I saw he was extremely misogynist where he blamed working women for women getting hit or cheated on. Oh and he blamed strippers too! Definitely not for me.

chanzep
09-05-2012, 02:43 PM
I met a few ok guys on match.com when I was in the USA

waiting for indian food hungry!

chanzep
09-05-2012, 02:46 PM
I met a few ok guys on match.com when I was in the USA

waiting for indian food hungry!

Jessie_tinydancer
09-05-2012, 03:24 PM
Some people are seriously so fucking dumb it shits me.. and scares me.

Djoser
09-05-2012, 03:28 PM
I agree J_T. But better to laugh at it--what else can we do? It's usually far too late for remedial education--and if we tried to talk them into it, they'd think we were crazy and/or trying to insult them.

The_Adict
09-05-2012, 03:44 PM
Worst month of my life.

Court on Monday. Facing a year in jail.

Hopefully I don't have to serve and if I do, hopefully I get laid before going haha

MargaritaVillain
09-05-2012, 04:52 PM
^ Harsh!
Hopefully you don't get laid AFTER you go inside.

Almost Jaded
09-05-2012, 05:39 PM
Parents will be here in 15 minutes. They've never been to visit us in Vegas and have never seen the house - which was a disaster with us having friends over several times this week and hanging out with Desu and XAnastasiaX last night until 4 am, lol. Whirlwind cleaning and making sure all the porn and sex toys were put away done just in time, lol!

On another note - have fun on your all-over-the-country trip Desu; thanks for making us your first stop, it's always a treat when you drop by!! :)

ArmySGT.
09-05-2012, 05:46 PM
Type "Gorean" into the search box at Deviant Art and lost about three hours. Ha ha ha ha.

MyButter
09-05-2012, 05:56 PM
Ughhh I can't find Korean Cereal Tea for the life of me here!

ArmySGT.
09-05-2012, 06:16 PM
Ughhh I can't find Korean Cereal Tea for the life of me here!

Probably a Korean shop around Bethesda, or around Aberdeen Proving Grounds.

zivlet
09-05-2012, 06:25 PM
I just looked at a website of a club, I'm trying to find somewhere new to work, and I laughed at the pictures and the bad grammar.
Yet still considering working there,....

The_Adict
09-05-2012, 06:47 PM
^ Harsh!
Hopefully you don't get laid AFTER you go inside.

Luckily it's California jail not prison. Or I'd be fucked...literally. Pretty white boys are a delight :O

Jessie_tinydancer
09-05-2012, 08:29 PM
^ Oh dear... good luck! My friend just got out after a year and he seems really fucked up now. But ya I think he was in med security prison with a lot of scary people and he's not really much of a bad ass.

The_Adict
09-05-2012, 09:25 PM
^^Thanks. Not really worried about it. Believe it or not I have bigger problems.

I made an accidental mistake with no intent but mistake non the less and I've manned up about it.

The_Adict
09-05-2012, 09:26 PM
^^Thanks. Not really worried about it. Believe it or not I have bigger problems on my mind.

I made an accidental mistake but a mistake non the less and I've manned up about it. Just hoping my Judge doesn't have the mondays :)

LaurenAus
09-05-2012, 11:04 PM
sometimes...wow...

Davey17
09-06-2012, 03:33 AM
^^Thanks. Not really worried about it. Believe it or not I have bigger problems on my mind.

I made an accidental mistake but a mistake non the less and I've manned up about it. Just hoping my Judge doesn't have the mondays :)

Well heres wishing you Well . I understand people make mistakes , but I do believe there are a hell of a lot of people in Prison who simply should not be there and Im just certain that it doesn't do much good at all . Had a mate you got out last year after 5 Years inside , all minimun Security stuff , but still a lot of Nut Jobs in there , he actually said in many ways the Prison Farm was worse than the Standard Prison he started in .

We recently had a Major Drug dealer Murdered in an Australian Jail , something that should NEVER happen to anyone who is a guest of her majesty .

Doc Holliday
09-06-2012, 08:20 AM
We're doing 'role-play' in a group building workshop at work.


I'm going to get fired.

Eye
09-06-2012, 08:49 AM
LMAO @ Doc!

I'm frustrated with the election. I wish we had a Political board so we could debate about it!

Eye
09-06-2012, 08:50 AM
Double post, again!

SW is so glitchy!

Kellydancer
09-06-2012, 12:31 PM
LMAO @ Doc!

I'm frustrated with the election. I wish we had a Political board so we could debate about it!

Every time politics comes up there is a lot of arguing. Personally I wish people would all realize neither party has their best interests in heart. I am a fiscal conservative/social moderate to liberal which party stands for me? neither really so I am leaning more towards the Libertarians.

Doc Holliday
09-06-2012, 01:04 PM
I was about to say... Gary Johnson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x9bkXVccAs).

ad is kind of lame, but points are on and if there was ever an election I wanted to stick it to the two-party system, this is it.

Kellydancer
09-06-2012, 01:07 PM
Me too. Gary Johnson has got my vote though I am in Illinois and it doesn't matter.

Djoser
09-06-2012, 02:00 PM
We're doing 'role-play' in a group building workshop at work.


I'm going to get fired.

:rotfl:

Almost Jaded
09-06-2012, 02:43 PM
This guy lists his car as "runs okay but a little rough", "needs paint but is in otherwise good condition". I show up - the interior is TRASHED, 2 of teh (non-matching) tires are shot, and oh yeah - "runs rough" - it's running on 3 of four cylinders and sounds like it's going to die any second.

Second guy - "car is older but in decent condition, no issues, runs good". Car is again - trashed. No effort made to even clean it up. Engine is throwing 3 different codes, mounts are shot, clutch is slipping. Then gets mad at me when I say I"ll pass, accusing me of wasting his time.

Third - lady says car "needs a little TLC but is otherwise good". Car pulls up and I can SEE 3 different fluids dripping AS IT'S PARKING. Sure enough - 2 severe oil leaks, cracked radiator, and a transmission line all leaking badly. 2 damaged body panels no pictured. Other minor issues and 2 engine codes. I offer her what it's worth - actually $150 more than I'd really want to pay - which is $1000 under what she's got the balls to be asking. She gets mad. I explain that there are several of this same vehicle out there in much better condition for $500 less and she gets even more upset. I leave.

#4 didn't show. Barely spoke English anyway. #5 was so bad that I didn't even bother test driving it.

#'s 6-8 to go. I need a little beater car under $2,000. I've bought a dozen or more in my life and never had so many problems finding a decent high mileage car in that price range. What the fuck..?

chanzep
09-06-2012, 03:09 PM
working less from now on.

gonzo2000
09-06-2012, 11:02 PM
Through a series of unprecedented events, and despite my hardest work at any work I can find, I am broke beyond belief and unemployed. My head is spinning over how someone who busts their ass as much as I do in life, got this way. Ok, pity party over.

_natasha
09-07-2012, 03:55 AM
When you're really tired and search 'buy pugs' to look at puppies, be careful not to search 'butt plugs' because you get a very different search result.

chanzep
09-07-2012, 03:33 PM
^lol
happy today

chanzep
09-07-2012, 03:33 PM
^lol
happy today

ArmySGT.
09-07-2012, 03:35 PM
LMAO @ Doc!

I'm frustrated with the election. I wish we had a Political board so we could debate about it!

We try however, a good many posters can't differentiate political differences from personal ones. So they carry over bickering into non-political topics.

Eye
09-07-2012, 03:44 PM
We try however, a good many posters can't differentiate political differences from personal ones. So they carry over bickering into non-political topics.

Bring it Sarge! I ain't skeered!