View Full Version : Post EXACTLY what's on your mind at the moment!
tempest666
11-13-2010, 11:18 PM
On the downside in the absence of the 2 F's hunting for prey is that much harder. It's like being another shark in an ocean that's already crawling with more top predators, as opposed to being a top of the food chain in a pond full of fat little guppies, minnows, bottom feeders and algae.
I got complimented, mgmt said "You don't have any wight issues" but now I am gonna be super careful about what I eat.
Kylea2
11-13-2010, 11:23 PM
Well they have gone from 20 -25 girls to 50, then some of thesse dirty girls couldnt control themselves for 1 day when everyone was told the council was coming in!!!, as a result we now have a line in the booths which we can't step over!!, ALOT of guys have stopped coming in and are even writing reveiws on the net sayin its not worth it!!!
I went there on thurs it was awful there were like 5 custies all regs as well:'(
Im pissed im gonna have to travel again, I mean I have a dive that I do but its only 1 shift a week and moneys ok, but I need more.
Now Im sat in my house on a Sat grrr
THANK YOU for posting that! Again, this is why I report issues, & call people out on things. I don't need my job to be any more strict because of girls not following the rules, or for the club to get to the point where a person has to do extras to make any decent money. Find a club in an area where you can work within the laws & within the club rules, if a person can't handle doing that then they should look for a different club.
I wanna poop in this.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/09/17/fish-flush-1.jpg
I had my eldest cat toilet trained, but went back to having a litter box when I got the kitten... because I was afraid she'd fall in. I think if I ever go back to the cats using the toilet, that would be the toilet to have... equivalent to a newspaper/book - but for cats! :D
* FYI, before anyone says anything... my cat did have his own bathroom. Now, let the laughing commence.
Golden_Rule
11-14-2010, 02:40 AM
Got hired at pumptown
Wish I had known. I was in Pottstown earlier today.
Never been to Pumptown.
Fancy, down stream, plastic, earthy, upbeat, fun, slow...
What's the story?
strippername
11-14-2010, 03:18 AM
I finally got my ass on cam tonight and I accidentally had my rates at .70p a minute for group and 1 gbp for private. Minus 36 percent! I was super busy for about an hour and I looked at my earning and wanted to cry. I was working for a quarter a minute! So, instead of sucking it up and working I am eating pizza. I am such a fucking jerk!
_Avery_
11-14-2010, 10:18 AM
I had my eldest cat toilet trained, but went back to having a litter box when I got the kitten... because I was afraid she'd fall in. I think if I ever go back to the cats using the toilet, that would be the toilet to have... equivalent to a newspaper/book - but for cats! :D
* FYI, before anyone says anything... my cat did have his own bathroom. Now, let the laughing commence.
Omg, that sooo reminds me of Meet The Parents.
That is fucking awesome! :D
You gotta take YouTube video of your cat using the toilet LOL
_Avery_
11-14-2010, 10:20 AM
I think if Charlie61 ever posted a pic, it would have the most "thanks" outta any post ever on SW. :D
Okay, time for Red Lobster. :D
charlie61
11-14-2010, 11:07 AM
I think if Charlie61 ever posted a pic, it would have the most "thanks" outta any post ever on SW. :D
Okay, time for Red Lobster. :D
You mean you missed it? Maybe I posted it in the wrong thread. :D
ArmySGT.
11-14-2010, 11:14 AM
You mean you missed it? Maybe I posted it in the wrong thread. :D
Some of us were quick enough to catch that photo!
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/Insults/Charlie61.jpg
charlie61
11-14-2010, 11:16 AM
Some of us were quick enough to catch that photo!
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/Insults/Charlie61.jpg
On one of my crossdressing days.
Kylea2
11-14-2010, 02:06 PM
Omg, that sooo reminds me of Meet The Parents.
That is fucking awesome! :D
You gotta take YouTube video of your cat using the toilet LOL
No YouTube video of that, but I do have a picture from when I was training him to use the toilet. There's a whole method to it that takes about a month... & from the looks of this photo possibly a lot of concentration on his part!
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o287/kyleakilleen/Stripperweb/CatPot-sm.jpg
If you are wondering why there's a bag around the toilet it's because cats that are toilet training often still try to "cover" what they just did... even in the water! The cover kept me from having to scrub down the toilet. Once he was trained though I was able to take it off.
kaiarose
11-14-2010, 02:09 PM
^ That is awesome!!! Plus your house probably doesn't have that cat smell like mine sometimes does :/
^ That is awesome!!! Plus your house probably doesn't have that cat smell like mine sometimes does :/
I'm not sure if you can get it in your area, but try using Nature's Miracle litter. I've been using it for the past few months, and have a noticed a huge difference.....no more cat smell in my small apartment!
* FYI, before anyone says anything... my cat did have his own bathroom. Now, let the laughing commence.
Kylea, that is hilarious! And I thought I was the craziest cat lady here. :P
MY cats don't have their own bathroom, but I do make my own raw cat food....and thoroughly disgust my husband in the process.
Kylea2
11-14-2010, 02:29 PM
^ That is awesome!!! Plus your house probably doesn't have that cat smell like mine sometimes does :/
The smell never gets that bad in my house, but when he was using the toilet it was pretty much GONE. I don't know what it is with male cats but when they go #2 it's always really horrible smelling. The toilet helped a lot with that.
Anyhow, like I said, when I got the kitten we went back to the litter box because I was afraid she would fall in & drowned. At some point though I'd like to re-train him (& her) to use the toilet.
MY cats don't have their own bathroom, but I do make my own raw cat food....and thoroughly disgust my husband in the process.
I sometimes do that, normally for their birthdays though.
unbeleavable
11-14-2010, 02:42 PM
I'm a hustler baby...just sold another house....2 in a week..took me ALL day today..
Golden_Rule
11-14-2010, 04:01 PM
Started a part time biz to keep busy and make a little extra coin.
Feel conflicted now that it has taken off and is becoming a full time effort as I had no plans on taking my allegedly retired ass back into full time work.
Is it wrong to feel a tad ungrateful for what ought to be good fortune?
ArmySGT.
11-14-2010, 04:02 PM
Started a part time biz to keep busy and make a little extra coin.
Feel conflicted now that it has taken off and is becoming a full time effort as I had no plans on taking my allegedly retired ass back into full time work.
Is it wrong to feel a tad ungrateful for what ought to be good fortune?
This is when you sell it as a turn key business.
Kellydancer
11-14-2010, 04:20 PM
Ok this is what is called pure laziness: I am searching YouTube for clips of certain shows. Sounds normal until I tell you that I own all the shows on DVD and completed as well (meaning I own every episode of these shows). In fact all I need to do is walk across my bedroom to my DVD rack, grab the shows in question, put them in my computer DVD player and watch
ArmySGT.
11-14-2010, 04:22 PM
You mean "Debbie Does Dallas" has been digitally remastered? Wow what they can do with a classic these days! ;D
Kellydancer
11-14-2010, 04:56 PM
You mean "Debbie Does Dallas" has been digitally remastered? Wow what they can do with a classic these days! ;D
;D
Are those movies even available online? No my tastes run to the cheesy.
Golden_Rule
11-14-2010, 06:24 PM
This is when you sell it as a turn key business.
It hasn't reached that point yet but if it did it would not likely be a feasible option, sad to say.
ArmySGT.
11-14-2010, 07:00 PM
;D
Are those movies even available online? No my tastes run to the cheesy.
http://www.movieberry.com/debbie_does_dallas/
_Avery_
11-14-2010, 07:59 PM
Do you fist?
Yes, I punch my fist right into your balls....
OMG, I can't stop laughing...that was the best video ever!!
BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Tom Brady looks so hot when he screams on his teammates. He is such a winner.
MistyRose
11-14-2010, 09:00 PM
DUDE. Yes, I get it, you went with your friend on her first day working as a stripper. Commendable. I said it's great, wished you to have a good time and hoped she'll do great.
But is that the fucking reason to call me while you're driving home and rant for full 5 minutes only about how amazing it was and how HOT she is (not to mention you reminded me earlier she's your ex gf), and how she gave you an amazing free lap dance and how HOT she is, oh, and did you mention how HOTTTT she is? She's like, the second hottest girl you ever met, except one blonde blue eyed chick (yup, my hair's brown and my eyes green).
And you're surprised that after five minutes I tell you to shut up already? Really? :bomb:
tempest666
11-15-2010, 02:51 AM
Itr's pretty easy to upsell at my new club, although I don't think "Wanna see my:black_cat" is covered in the Dancerwealth course. ::) It works, though.
tempest666
11-15-2010, 03:47 AM
Watching the Jpop countdown on youtube...There are some hotties on here!!!!
_Avery_
11-15-2010, 10:06 AM
It's been so peaceful on SW lately. :)
tempest666
11-15-2010, 10:59 AM
If you are sick do not go to work and infect others!!!!!!if you are coughing up your lungs stay your ass home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
princessjas
11-15-2010, 11:02 AM
I'm just unpacking my son's Xbox with Kinect. Can't wait to try it out! I get to play with it before Christmas! Yayy! :bouncey: :dance: :monkeedan
DirtyLittleSecret
11-15-2010, 12:03 PM
No laptop = no camming.
No camming = having to actually do housewife duties...
:grumpy::weeping::yuck::zombie:
ArmySGT.
11-15-2010, 12:14 PM
I am sick today.
I went to work, completed Payroll. Then told the Boss I am out.
Coughing and a runny nose woke me at 4am, and an elephant has been sitting on my chest all morning. Coupled with a fever and it is better to be at home.
Blech.
Kylea2
11-15-2010, 12:20 PM
:hug: Hope you get better ArmySGT!
ArmySGT.
11-15-2010, 12:23 PM
:hug: Hope you get better ArmySGT!
I bought a bottle of Sailor Jerry's on the way home. If that doesn't make me feel better than only Death will.
Thanks! Wubs U. ;D
tempest666
11-15-2010, 01:21 PM
No puedo soportar ver bailar las chicas gordas. No es bueno!!!!!
¿Por qué los hombres les gustan las chicas grasa o chicas feas?
ArmySGT.
11-15-2010, 01:35 PM
No puedo soportar ver bailar las chicas gordas. No es bueno!!!!!
¿Por qué los hombres les gustan las chicas grasa o chicas feas?
Por el Sexo sin dollares grandes! ;D
tempest666
11-15-2010, 01:40 PM
Es cierto chicas, feas y gordas hacer más con menos ::)Tienen mejores personalidades, también. Que necesitan para compensar de alguna manera. Nunca dije que tenía una personalidad agradable. }:D
ArmySGT.
11-15-2010, 01:49 PM
Es cierto chicas, feas y gordas hacer más con menos ::)Tienen mejores personalidades, también. Que necesitan para compensar de alguna manera. Nunca dije que tenía una personalidad agradable. }:D
Por la Chicas lindisima no es una problema.
tempest666
11-15-2010, 01:50 PM
Por la Chicas lindisima no es una problema.
Yo soy muy linda!!!!!! :D
ArmySGT.
11-15-2010, 01:53 PM
Yo soy muy linda!!!!!! :D
Exactamiento!
Su amigas tambien! Que pasa nada!
Golden_Rule
11-15-2010, 03:24 PM
I am sick today.
I went to work, completed Payroll. Then told the Boss I am out.
Coughing and a runny nose woke me at 4am, and an elephant has been sitting on my chest all morning. Coupled with a fever and it is better to be at home.
Blech.
This is an official get well notice.
Had this not been an official get well notice you wouldn't be reading it now.
This multi-part form is filed as follows: White - immediate command, Pink - your copy, Yellow - Quartermaster, Green - Office of Records, Brown - Wipe your ass.
Hope you feel better soon.
Golden_Rule
11-15-2010, 03:28 PM
No puedo soportar ver bailar las chicas gordas. No es bueno!!!!!
¿Por qué los hombres les gustan las chicas grasa o chicas feas?
Please for to pardon my Espagnol which sucks but:
Qué usted necesita está para que este caballero entre en al club y le haga la lluvia para un poco mientras que. Encuentre a otras mujeres bonitas para que usted frote para arriba contra. Esto debe hacer le la sensación mejor.
Ciao Bella...
DesuvsDeath
11-15-2010, 03:57 PM
I have absolutely NO IDEA what's on anyone else's mind this entire page. Lol
ArmySGT.
11-15-2010, 04:05 PM
I have absolutely NO IDEA what's on anyone else's mind this entire page. Lol
Que pasa nada, Chica Bonita! ;D
ArmySGT.
11-15-2010, 04:06 PM
I have absolutely NO IDEA what's on anyone else's mind this entire page. Lol
The Russkies will be by any minute to blow our minds with a different alphabet and slang.
*stands by for mind blown*
tempest666
11-15-2010, 07:50 PM
I just fed my snakie! she wolfed that mouse down quicker than Mo'nique with a baked ham! :D
_Avery_
11-15-2010, 07:57 PM
Huevos...??
charlie61
11-15-2010, 08:04 PM
Sounds like some o y'all are usin some baaaad translation sites...
DesuvsDeath
11-15-2010, 08:41 PM
Now that I've quit stripping I have no clue what to do with my collection of knockoff designer handbags.
I used to sell them itc to other girls (who KNEW they were fake) for like... $20 each.
Now I've got like... 10-15 just sitting around taking up space and idk wtf to DO with them. T_T
I HATE having useless things taking up space in my house!!!
ArmySGT.
11-15-2010, 08:53 PM
Now that I've quit stripping I have no clue what to do with my collection of knockoff designer handbags.
I used to sell them itc to other girls (who KNEW they were fake) for like... $20 each.
Now I've got like... 10-15 just sitting around taking up space and idk wtf to DO with them. T_T
I HATE having useless things taking up space in my house!!!
Go ITC and sell them? Start at what is your local Gentlemans clb for $40-60 dollars and tell the girls their fake.
or Craigs list.
Second I would like to remind you that Picture Post is still open " Hand Maiden to Craftsman! Mistress of Mac Tools!".