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PhxRising
11-15-2010, 08:54 PM
I got a fortune cookie saying that said "Accept something that you cannot change, and you will feel better." Aw I'm a cornball. But I really needed that. Especially with Thanksgiving coming up...
ArmySGT.
11-15-2010, 08:59 PM
Sounds like some o y'all are usin some baaaad translation sites...
No, my Castellano is that shitty. I wen to Kosovo in the middle of my three year tour in Spain.
I offer no apologies. It is what it is......... :D
charlie61
11-15-2010, 09:17 PM
^ Fair enough, fair enough. :)
DesuvsDeath
11-15-2010, 09:19 PM
Go ITC and sell them? Start at what is your local Gentlemans clb for $40-60 dollars and tell the girls their fake.
or Craigs list.
Second I would like to remind you that Picture Post is still open " Hand Maiden to Craftsman! Mistress of Mac Tools!".
I sold them ITC when I still worked there... but I moved out of the city a ways... so driving back to the club is a bit too far of a drive to not be making a guarenteed profit.
Hmm. Maybe I'll try craigslist. >>;
ArmySGT.
11-15-2010, 09:58 PM
I sold them ITC when I still worked there... but I moved out of the city a ways... so driving back to the club is a bit too far of a drive to not be making a guarenteed profit.
Hmm. Maybe I'll try craigslist. >>;
Pick a club ..... any club.... round and round she goes.........
Your faithful audience awaits.
craigslist even but in person sell so much better and for more dollars.
DesuvsDeath
11-15-2010, 10:00 PM
Pick a club ..... any club.... round and round she goes.........
Oh no... there are actually NO clubs where I am now.
And I worked in the northern part of the city... so my old club is actually the closest club to drive to. :P
ArmySGT.
11-15-2010, 10:04 PM
Oh no... there are actually NO clubs where I am now.
And I worked in the northern part of the city... so my old club is actually the closest club to drive to. :P
You must have moved to Northern California........ Anywhere else is a short drive to skanky town.
I know I fucked a girl from Montague,
DirtyLittleSecret
11-15-2010, 10:17 PM
I sold them ITC when I still worked there... but I moved out of the city a ways... so driving back to the club is a bit too far of a drive to not be making a guarenteed profit.
Hmm. Maybe I'll try craigslist. >>;
Why not sell them on here?
(I know i'm curious....i already have a fake Chanel i beat the crap out of)
DesuvsDeath
11-15-2010, 10:31 PM
Why not sell them on here?
(I know i'm curious....i already have a fake Chanel i beat the crap out of)
Ehh. It feels weird trying to convince people you know to buy things.
It's like trying to force your neighbors to buy chocolate bars for your kid's school.
On a COMPLETELY different note. I'm such a retard. I've been thinking I was getting sick... but I think it's just that I'm all congested from going through all these dusty old boxes from the storage auction.
anouk.oui
11-15-2010, 10:46 PM
i has interwebs again!!!!
Kisca
11-15-2010, 11:00 PM
I think my live-in ex is seeing someone, but rarely & slowly. I dont care, but the fact bothers me a little and still is in the back of my head. I have been chatting to a super cute guy lately that I wouldnt mind doing, he looks like chad murray! yummy........
I also havnt said a word to him in 2 weeks other than "yes or no" I couldnt careless since its nice living by yourself with a non- existent person! :D
4everresolutions
11-15-2010, 11:37 PM
Kisca and I should hang out again soon...
Kellydancer
11-15-2010, 11:53 PM
I'm finally starting to heal. The guy I want has disappeared yet AGAIN and I'm tired of this. Why am I even waiting for him? My mom thinks I can do better and I can. He's not attractive (he was attractive to me though) he doesn't make much and most importantly he's treating me like dirt. I only put up with it because I assumed there was a shortage of never married guys without kids and I'm finding out there aren't. In fact there are more of them than women. Plus, like someone mentioned to me the other day I could date a younger guy. I am attractive for my age, look 10-15 years younger, and have a lot to offer. If he comes back he will have to deal with me on my terms.
Very excited. My last customer of the night grew up in my hometown, has a high profile job, and wants to be financially dominated.
Now to convince hubby that this is potentially an amazing situation and shouldn't be passed up, and to learn about money domming.
shasta
11-16-2010, 01:55 AM
So earlier today at starbucks someone requested their iced drink with fifteen ice cubes. When they called the drink out they mentioned the fifteen ice cubes like that was no big deal....
Jessie_tinydancer
11-16-2010, 04:54 AM
Very excited. My last customer of the night grew up in my hometown, has a high profile job, and wants to be financially dominated.
Now to convince hubby that this is potentially an amazing situation and shouldn't be passed up, and to learn about money domming.
Why does he need to know? ops... did I say that outloud??? }:D
Why does he need to know? ops... did I say that outloud??? }:D
Hahahaha! Interesting......}:D
anouk.oui
11-16-2010, 08:37 AM
im not sure if my flatmate is snoring or having sex
firemaiden04
11-16-2010, 08:57 AM
I'm really, really wet right now and I have no idea why.
Golden_Rule
11-16-2010, 10:31 AM
Sounds like some o y'all are usin some baaaad translation sites...
Well I know my Spanish stinks.
First off I learned what I know from Caribbean [Cuban and Puerto Rican] Spanish speakers, both of whom speak dialects most speakers of Castilian Spanish would wince at. Add to that my use of it was mostly in work related efforts, which curtailed it to questions about activities, name, date of birth, etc... you get the idea.
So for true, conversational, Spanish my skill set leaves much to be desired.
ArmySGT.
11-16-2010, 12:02 PM
So for true, conversational, Spanish my skill set leaves much to be desired.
I am in the same boat buddy.
Conjugacion de los verbos..... fuckin kills me.
Kat w
11-16-2010, 12:23 PM
Why is it so hard to find healthy delivery food?
tempest666
11-16-2010, 01:32 PM
I hate this enforced idleness. when I see the bitch that's spreading germs recovering from a cold is gonna be the least of her worries fucking swine flu cunt >:(
DesuvsDeath
11-16-2010, 03:49 PM
Why is it so hard to find healthy delivery food?
At first I was like "Man... I'd love someone to deliver me a salad right now"... but now I'm thinking "GOD. I wish I had cash so I could get a cheesesteak and cheese fries delivered RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!"
charlie61
11-16-2010, 03:49 PM
Why is it so hard to find healthy delivery food?
The closest you'll probably get is a sandwich.
hockeybobby
11-16-2010, 04:10 PM
I hate this enforced idleness. when I see the bitch that's spreading germs recovering from a cold is gonna be the least of her worries fucking swine flu cunt >:(
I have one of these human influenza dispensing machines at my office. Thinks she's doing the agency a big favour by not staying home sick. Yeah.
sierra.
11-16-2010, 04:11 PM
How the fuck do I use this curling iron??
rickdugan
11-16-2010, 06:29 PM
I wish I had a son.
My daughters are the joy of my life, but knowing that I will never have a boy is tough for me to cope with.
I want to bring my little guy to ball games, to teach him how to play football, to watch him as he learns that we never learn anything about women ;), and to do everything for him that my father was not capable of doing for me.
I've had offers from girls that were willing to try to give me a son, but I could never do that to my family. And my wife is simply at a point where she cannot safely carry a child anymore, but I love her for what she has given me. So a boy is simply not in life's cards for me, but in quiet moments I yearn for what I cannot have.
unbeleavable
11-16-2010, 06:54 PM
^^What about being a big brother for a boy that needs a good male figure? It wouldn't be the same but given the right situation, it could be cool.
I started a pole dancing class tonight to learn better pole tricks. While the other women were looking awkward trying to be sexy, I had to keep reminding myself to stop grabbing my boobs, lol!
_Avery_
11-16-2010, 08:29 PM
Yay!
$10.00 an hour! :D
MistyRose
11-16-2010, 08:47 PM
Ahhhhhhhh. *sigh*
DirtyLittleSecret
11-16-2010, 08:56 PM
We'll be in our 1st new home in January, my SO is finally full time at the job he loves (MORE $$$), and everything is coming along nice and smooth. Now if only i could channel that awesome-ness in the camming world i would be fuckin ecstatic! Le'sigh!
tempest666
11-16-2010, 09:28 PM
I just bought a slapchop! Who's gonna love my nuts?
charlie61
11-16-2010, 09:30 PM
Yay!
$10.00 an hour! :D
You got hired somewhere?? Congrats!!
DirtyLittleSecret
11-16-2010, 09:40 PM
I just bought a slapchop! Who's gonna love my nuts?
:rotfl:
Totally heard the remix of it in my head as soon as i read this!
(I volunteer btw!)
tempest666
11-16-2010, 09:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b86SOHZ0nIA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey-fZakHcJQ&feature=related
Speaking of bad spanish!!!
Kisca
11-16-2010, 09:54 PM
I cant wait to start working again, I miss looking pretty and the stuff that I cant wear in public and getting money!!!
C'mon boobies be good in 2 weeks!
princessjas
11-16-2010, 10:59 PM
Why do people constantly ask me for money? I don't freakin loan out money! Do I look like a bank?
It's especially annoying when it's someone I haven't seen in 15 damn years! If you have seen me once since HS and it was two days before, you weren't even in my class, we were never friends, and I didn't even recognize you when you moved in two doors down from me.....DON'T fucking ask me to borrow money!!
DesuvsDeath
11-16-2010, 11:29 PM
Why do people constantly ask me for money? I don't freakin loan out money! Do I look like a bank?
It's especially annoying when it's someone I haven't seen in 15 damn years! If you have seen me once since HS and it was two days before, you weren't even in my class, we were never friends, and I didn't even recognize you when you moved in two doors down from me.....DON'T fucking ask me to borrow money!!
...I'm pretty hungry. Loan me $20 for a pizza?
I just bought a slapchop! Who's gonna love my nuts?
While I do love nuts, I hate slapchops!!!!
The time it takes to takes to clean the damn thing is waaaaayyyyy more than you'd initially invest just slicing things with a knife. >:(
Jessie_tinydancer
11-17-2010, 04:45 AM
In 24 hours Ill be finished my first year of vet school. Fuck yes. In 25 hours I will be drunk.
charlie61
11-17-2010, 09:01 AM
^ Haha! Go girl!
princessjas
11-17-2010, 09:31 AM
...I'm pretty hungry. Loan me $20 for a pizza?
:rotfl:
I wouldn't even mind if the girl that ask me was as cute as you. She looked more like Jabba the Hutt tho. :eek:
tempest666
11-17-2010, 12:14 PM
While I do love nuts, I hate slapchops!!!!
The time it takes to takes to clean the damn thing is waaaaayyyyy more than you'd initially invest just slicing things with a knife. >:(
No es bueno, okey! CRASH!!!!! jajajajaja
Tasha_xoxo
11-17-2010, 12:53 PM
I just bought a slapchop! Who's gonna love my nuts?
hahaha OMG! iv read this over and over a million times,,
and im STILL laughin.
tempest666
11-17-2010, 02:51 PM
God this enforced idleness is driving me insane!!!!!
In 24 hours Ill be finished my first year of vet school. Fuck yes. In 25 hours I will be drunk.
Congrats, that's an amazing achievement!!!
DesuvsDeath
11-17-2010, 04:22 PM
Oh. Looks like I don't get to see my parents for Christmas again this year. Wonderful.
miss1dancypants
11-17-2010, 05:11 PM
got my breast augmentation today and i'm sooo happy!!! i have full range of motion in my arms, im up and walking around feeling great. my level of pain feels like i got a really intense pec workout yesterday, and i am really happy with the size. i started off at a 34A and got 350cc's under the muscle, with incision where underwire is. i'm not wrapped up or bandaged down, i have surgical pads over my incisions and a front-closure sports bra on. i can take the surgical bandages off tomorrow when i shower and see my boobs!!! i know they will take a while to settle but i'm glad i can see them and get an idea of what they look like. i'm so happy and excited!! i can't wait to see my new boobs. :)