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MistyRose
02-21-2011, 05:57 PM
Oh. My. Gawd. This shall forever be imprinted in my brain. WHO wants animal penis shaped dildos and WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy is that listed as #4 when I google "silicone toys"? Whyyyy?
http://www.zoofur.com/silicone-toys/
:ill:
I have to go poke my brain out with a spoon.
princessjas
02-21-2011, 07:09 PM
^^Oh god that is gross!!
DesuvsDeath
02-21-2011, 07:11 PM
It makes me laugh when men say they like women who wear little to no makeup... then provide a celebrity as an example... who is someone who wears A FUCK TON of makeup... that's just applied to make it look like she's not wearing makeup.
Edit***Just clicked Misty's link and OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. That's tooo funny!
princessjas
02-21-2011, 07:34 PM
Watching Armaggedon again. Wish I'd caught it at the beginning.
princessjas
02-21-2011, 07:41 PM
Oh, jeez, the girl hosting fx tonight...wow her feet!! They are MASSIVE!! Like man sized. She should NEVER have her shoes off on TV (or in front of people), especially since she had them stretched out and they were almost as long as her lower legs!!! EEK!!
ArmySGT.
02-21-2011, 08:26 PM
Thanks 4Chan for introducing my Libido to Nictotine Desire and SteamPunk Pornography. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
MistyRose
02-21-2011, 08:27 PM
I apologize to everyone because of the link, but it's one of those things you have to share to hurt less. }:D
DesuvsDeath
02-21-2011, 08:40 PM
Worst thing about living with a man: the cabinet he keeps full of junk food and the doughnuts on the counter and the ice cream in the freezer.
ArmySGT.
02-21-2011, 09:04 PM
Worst thing about living with a man: the cabinet he keeps full of junk food and the doughnuts on the counter and the ice cream in the freezer.
Well ,if that's the worst. Toilet seat goes up when your finished. ha!
;D
DesuvsDeath
02-21-2011, 09:08 PM
Rofl. He actually lowers seat and lid.
Personally, though... wouldn't be bothered if they were up most of the time. I'm smart enough to look before I sit.
I need proper stemware. Don't give me champagne in anything other than a flute. Don't serve me red in a glass meant for white. And don't pour my beer in a damn wineglass.
nelly33
02-21-2011, 11:43 PM
Got an email for the national autism convention...made me hope my two little guys are high-functioning enough to move out of the house at some point, even though I love them dearly lol :/
anouk.oui
02-22-2011, 12:16 AM
firt i thought it said animal print
then i look and its like oooh dear why would anyone want a horsecock dildo?
sananeko
02-22-2011, 12:26 AM
firt i thought it said animal print
then i look and its like oooh dear why would anyone want a horsecock dildo?
I would.. they make great door stoppers.
sananeko
02-22-2011, 12:29 AM
And cause I'm here.. I have ten items to make.. I have six days.. And I'm still on the first.. help..
firemaiden04
02-22-2011, 05:28 AM
I need proper stemware. Don't give me champagne in anything other than a flute. Don't serve me red in a glass meant for white. And don't pour my beer in a damn wineglass.
LOL, my best friend invited me over for champagne one night. I get there, and she pours it into fucking martini glasses...shit was flat in like 30 seconds. I was like, "Um, you want me to pick up some champagne flutes for you?" And she was all, "Oh, no, this works just fine!" I was like, "...uh-huh..." and quietly started to pour mine down the drain in stages.
Jessie_tinydancer
02-22-2011, 06:59 AM
I think I need to quit dancing. Its making me hate mankind.
fantasiarene
02-22-2011, 07:28 AM
okay why did it take me till just now to realize I'm two weeks late?!!!!!!!! Ugh. My boobs don't even hurt.
livingdeadgirl
02-22-2011, 07:33 AM
I just noticed, almost half the photos saved on my computer are of naked or half naked women. :boobies:
Carly81
02-22-2011, 07:35 AM
I'm thinking how cool or uncool it would be to be able to use this on stage
cherryblossomsinspring
02-22-2011, 07:38 AM
I'm thinking ... got to think of new ways to promote myself.
I wonder how handicapped parking works at the Paralympics.
Kisca
02-22-2011, 01:50 PM
I realized how lazy the management is at my apartment. I called the head office as the lazy bitch manager isnt doing anything.
Told him to replace/exchange the fridge as this is the oldest peice of junk I have ever seen for ANY apartment I've seen in my life.
He better change it to a better one... or Ill make a big fucking fit and Im good at that.
That and they also skipped on painting the kitchen!
I reallly want to put a sign outside my business that says "naggers not welcome" just to see what happens. Some clients are very annoying.
lemiwinks31
02-22-2011, 01:57 PM
firt i thought it said animal print
then i look and its like oooh dear why would anyone want a horsecock dildo?
gotta love the descriptions:
Lucas the Pony (http://www.zoofur.com/lucas-the-pony.html) Here he is, Lucas the Pony, our first and smallest natural Equine dildo. Lucas might be a pony, but in no respect does that make him less of a stud. His nice length and flared tip are appetizing to even the most skittish of equine lovers, giving him the perfect place in the line up to be anyone’s introduction to equine dildos. Lucas sure knows how to sweet talk anyone, with his natural texture and median ring he literally looks and feels alive in your hands. His flared crown is perfect for stuffing those parts that need filling and is big enough to stretch you out in all the right ways, and stretch you he will. Lucas knows how it’s done and with his experience he’s more than willing to keep you up all night long.
lemiwinks31
02-22-2011, 02:04 PM
"our crown jewel of our equine toys, a realistic replica of a horse’s penis. We named him Oscar, and with a name like that you have to ask just how hung he really is"
"We were told he would probably be a little rowdy, but as we all know we like it a little rough."
"Boxie the Fox (http://www.zoofur.com/boxie-the-fox.html)
Introducing Boxie the fox. He is an energetic little fellow, shy, but more than willing to fill all the right spots if you let him."
DesuvsDeath
02-22-2011, 03:34 PM
God DAMN Farmville... LOAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT! (lol)
kaiarose
02-22-2011, 03:39 PM
God DAMN Farmville... LOAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT! (lol)
LOL, I would've never guessed you as the Farmville-type girl :D
DesuvsDeath
02-22-2011, 03:48 PM
^^^It's what I used to ween myself off of WoW when I moved to an area where for some reason... all the internet is too shitty to play. (Constant DCing!)
I actually have a second facebook to send myself shit so I can progress. It's really lame.
MistyRose
02-22-2011, 04:21 PM
I actually have a second facebook to send myself shit so I can progress. It's really lame.
ROFL. I did that when I got hooked on frontierville. I opened a second facebook and then a friend opened a second facebook and then a thrid friend played from hers and bfs account and that way we'd actually get the things we needed. :D
DesuvsDeath
02-22-2011, 04:26 PM
^^My bestie sent me her list of FIVE alt accounts (which aren't all for Farmville, they're mostly for fun) and their passwords for me to use if I needed them, lol.
I've never been so hooked as to actually log into them and use them, though. Lol
sananeko
02-22-2011, 04:27 PM
I feel like I need to move out of my comfort zone. I'm thinking of adding an hour drive up north to my travel zone.
MistyRose
02-22-2011, 04:32 PM
^^My bestie sent me her list of FIVE alt accounts (which aren't all for Farmville, they're mostly for fun) and their passwords for me to use if I needed them, lol.
I've never been so hooked as to actually log into them and use them, though. Lol
Since I spent three weeks without internet around Christmas, I'm cured. It so annoys me I have to keep posting requests to get stuff. Ugh. Now excuse me, I just remembered a silly game I like to play...Hamsterball...I better go download it. :D
ArmySGT.
02-22-2011, 04:41 PM
I just noticed, almost half the photos saved on my computer are of naked or half naked women. :boobies:
Almost half?
Get crackin there BABE!
Why do Max and Ruby live alone? Where is their damn mama? Why doesn't the grandma move in? Max needs to learn how to say more than one word at a damn time.
princessjas
02-22-2011, 06:36 PM
Why do Max and Ruby live alone? Where is their damn mama? Why doesn't the grandma move in? Max needs to learn how to say more than one word at a damn time.
YES!!! I hate that show almost as bad as Yo Gabba Gabba, which make the Wiggles look like quality TV. Unfortunately, my baby loooves it, so I'm stuck watching at the moment.
anouk.oui
02-22-2011, 10:13 PM
I think I need to quit dancing. Its making me hate mankind.
im with you on that.
but now school gave me another list of expensive shit i have to get by next week.
i thought i was depressed before, quite frankly, now im suicidal.
i cant even begin to comprehend how long this will take me to pay :(
Jessie_tinydancer
02-23-2011, 05:08 AM
^Im with you babe... Im still $1,300 short for my deadline that was 3 weeks ago but classes start mon. :( Unfortunately school means are booty shaken days are far from over. There is no way I could support myself through uni without it. Dont worry... what doesnt kill you makes you stronger and you will feel better once your classes start. I def do better at work when Im in class because I work smarter and dont hesitate to take every opportunity. Desperation is a good motivator apparently LOL.
chanzep
02-23-2011, 06:26 AM
Aint been online for a week!, wana spend most of the day online today apart from my hot date later;)
livingdeadgirl
02-23-2011, 07:33 AM
Lots to do today, no motivation to do it.
It really sucks to live next to a guy with a motorcycle that goes to
work everyday at 5 am.
Surprise
02-23-2011, 08:11 AM
yay! neither of us puked!!
kaiarose
02-23-2011, 11:13 AM
Why do Max and Ruby live alone? Where is their damn mama? Why doesn't the grandma move in? Max needs to learn how to say more than one word at a damn time.
OMG, yessss!!! I've always wondered this too. And I really dislike Ruby... Miss Know Nothing At All.. LOL
pixierocksonthepole
02-23-2011, 11:48 AM
I'm getting close to hating my job right now. I miss dancing because I could work at my pace, perform and not have to chat with people and right now I don't have any of these options. -_- It's a love-hate relationship right now.
kaiarose
02-23-2011, 02:06 PM
Filing jointly as an injured spouse sucks!!!!!
penandink1019
02-23-2011, 02:37 PM
Wearing a suit all week. How extremely odd it feels, dressing up like an adult. Prefer my ripped-to-hell jeans.
unbeleavable
02-23-2011, 02:44 PM
stress....
DesuvsDeath
02-23-2011, 04:12 PM
Oh piss. I really don't want to do this... but I guess I can't put it off anymore.
sananeko
02-23-2011, 04:19 PM
I hate people who try to read between the lines.. I try to say hes not the only one whos been thru it and I get attacked with words I didn't even write..
ArmySGT.
02-23-2011, 05:08 PM
I hate people who try to read between the lines.. I try to say hes not the only one whos been thru it and I get attacked with words I didn't even write..
Please don't bring it over here. This is a fun thread