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The Contessa
03-14-2011, 02:53 PM
Why is my monetary goal only 600$ a week?
penandink1019
03-14-2011, 04:40 PM
Not good. Three people I know have the flu right now.
DesuvsDeath
03-14-2011, 06:15 PM
Sometimes I'm so bad. I know I shouldn't be... but I NEEDS it.
ArmySGT.
03-14-2011, 06:16 PM
Chocalate?
TurboDSM
03-14-2011, 06:21 PM
I am on stripperweb, but all I can think about is the motor for my Talon being built. I think my penis is broken...
MistyRose
03-14-2011, 06:57 PM
It feels like forever since I lost you and like yesterday since I had you...
DesuvsDeath
03-14-2011, 07:31 PM
Was watching Psych earlier... now that fucking song is stuck in my head. D:<
DesuvsDeath
03-14-2011, 07:47 PM
Guess I gotta lose 15 lbs so I can work at a cleaner club. Sigh.
15 pounds isn't much! You'll be in a better club in no time!
ArmySGT.
03-14-2011, 08:02 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Smileys%20and%20toons/bedtime.gif
prestly
03-14-2011, 09:16 PM
Girl scout cookies and cold d milk then bed with the heat blanket and kitty :)
firemaiden04
03-14-2011, 11:33 PM
^ that sounds perfect.
4everresolutions
03-14-2011, 11:42 PM
Had sex with boyfriend this morning. Condom was blue.
Pretended I was fucking a smurf - y'know, for the hell of it.
Kisca
03-15-2011, 04:48 AM
Oh god god god... My tooth crown is moving! I hope it dont need a new one, this one is not even a year old! Expensive peice of shit even with insurance! I need to stop grinding my teeth in my sleep!!!
I ruined my bathroom to drywall... Going crazy? Maybe.
kaiarose
03-15-2011, 06:57 AM
Had sex with boyfriend this morning. Condom was blue.
Pretended I was fucking a smurf - y'know, for the hell of it.
*smurf song* lala lalala la lalalala!!!!
4everresolutions
03-15-2011, 09:21 AM
Oh god god god... My tooth crown is moving! I hope it dont need a new one, this one is not even a year old! Expensive peice of shit even with insurance! I need to stop grinding my teeth in my sleep!!!
I ruined my bathroom to drywall... Going crazy? Maybe.
Shit. What happened to your tooth girl! Get yourself some protectors from the pharmacy!
I misses chillin' wit chu.
lemiwinks31
03-15-2011, 10:42 AM
Had sex with boyfriend this morning. Condom was blue.
Pretended I was fucking a smurf - y'know, for the hell of it.
if you say it.......there is a picture of it...
http://cache.fleshbot.com/assets/resources/2008/01/2008_01_28_ff.jpg
4everresolutions
03-15-2011, 10:45 AM
^Funnier than the Arrested Development episode I'm currently watching. And that's hard to top.
_Avery_
03-15-2011, 11:48 AM
I hate the fact that I get envious and jealous.
I'm only human though, right?
kaiarose
03-15-2011, 01:00 PM
I hate the fact that I get envious and jealous.
I'm only human though, right?
Those are terrible emotions but, yep, we are only human :) I know 'm guilty of feeling that way at least once a day...
Btw, I just noticed your avatar... LOVE it!!
tempest666
03-15-2011, 01:32 PM
Let's see if that xbox grows a pussy hole or gives you a blowjob, cause I am never fucking you again!!!!!
tempest666
03-15-2011, 01:44 PM
this old guy I did a CR with last month emailed me. He wants to know if he can bring his own jizz in a thermos to drink in the club.... -_-
lemiwinks31
03-15-2011, 02:30 PM
Let's see if that xbox grows a pussy hole or gives you a blowjob, cause I am never fucking you again!!!!!
that cant be too far down the road......
I'm not a gamer.....but do they have a lot of porn games? I know that they have GFA-like games that have some sex......but are there any just hardcore X-rated ones?
It seems like there would be a huge market for it......especially in the 1st person multiplayer games.........instead of hunting down some extremists in the desert....you are hunting for pussy on the beach....
lemiwinks31
03-15-2011, 02:31 PM
this old guy I did a CR with last month emailed me. He wants to know if he can bring his own jizz in a thermos to drink in the club.... -_-
see......THAT guy needs a video game.
Kellydancer
03-15-2011, 02:49 PM
This annoys me but I know a woman who decided she wanted a baby. She decided to get pregnant by her latest boyfriend. So now he's only semi involved with the baby and she decided to give up her job to be a stay at home mom. Did I mention she's doing it on taxpayer's dime? I don't care if someone stays home or not, but if you can't financially support yourself without taxpayers DON'T HAVE A BABY. Why isn't this clear to people like her? I may have a baby eventually but would never have one without a job and a husband. Women who use welfare like her just irritate me. I have reported her to welfare (she's abusing it) so hopefully this will require her to get her fat butt off the couch and work for those benefits.
DesuvsDeath
03-15-2011, 03:05 PM
if you say it.......there is a picture of it...
http://cache.fleshbot.com/assets/resources/2008/01/2008_01_28_ff.jpg
That one is almost as good as the pterodactyl porn:
http://www.myfick.net/movies/21628/Pterodactyl-Porn.php
lemiwinks31
03-15-2011, 03:12 PM
That one is almost as good as the pterodactyl porn:
http://www.myfick.net/movies/21628/Pterodactyl-Porn.php
LOL...HOLY SHIT!!
I love how the guys standing start flapping their wings........WAY TO SELL IT!!! 80% of porn is flat out comedy
by the way...the chick is pretty hot....
DesuvsDeath
03-15-2011, 03:20 PM
^I was really impressed with how good the costumes were. LOL
pixierocksonthepole
03-15-2011, 03:46 PM
two things
I'm super super horny...and have 5 more weeks until I can get any. I'm holding on but damn its fucking hard to sleep at night.
second thing if i'm getting my kitten de-clawed for my own reasons and beliefs...it is none of your fucking business. it isnt cruelty, if it was vets wouldnt do it. the pain is minimal and it doesnt cause them behavior problems. a cat will have the personality it will have no matter if they have their front claws or not. so please, stop shoving your opinion down my throat, fucking hippie.
Kellydancer
03-15-2011, 03:53 PM
That one is almost as good as the pterodactyl porn:
That's strangely erotic. The weirdest porn I've seen is ones of animated characters. Very bizarre seeing Wilma Flintstone going down on Betty Rubble and George Jetson having anal sex with Judy.
Ashly06
03-15-2011, 04:00 PM
Lol. When it first happened to me I was like "WTF... where did this massive ear infection come from!"
Take ibuprofen and avoid things like chewing gum that overwork your jaw... that might help while you're waiting for your appt.
What did the doc do/say when you got checked out? My app still isn't for another few days,but my head and ears feel like they might explode!! I'm kind of scared,thinking I might just go the ER. I don't want to get stuck with a 1,000 bill either,but I'm not trying to lose my hearing(not sure if you can). Thats why I'm wondering what all the doc will do. If I should go ahead to the hospital or just wait it out.
ArmySGT.
03-15-2011, 04:01 PM
if you say it.......there is a picture of it...
http://cache.fleshbot.com/assets/resources/2008/01/2008_01_28_ff.jpg
Rule 34
DesuvsDeath
03-15-2011, 04:08 PM
If I should go ahead to the hospital or just wait it out.
If you're that worried... I'd just go to the ER. I'm just guessing at what it could be based off what you said... it could be something else altogether.
Honestly the doc didn't do much. Just told me what I told you and told me to come back if it got worse so they could start exploring other options.
Kellydancer
03-15-2011, 04:50 PM
Oh my goodness,I HATE situations like that!! I wasn't married when I became pregnant,but I still stayed on my job as long as I could(morning sickness). Not saying that I was in a perfect relationship/situation to afford a child because I wasn't. When I stopped working I used my savings/income tax to hold me over. Eventually it did run out and I did struggle. I still refused to file for unemployment or any other program to take care of me. I don't know if its pride or what. I just don't feel right using other people's money when I'm perfectly able to work/handle the situation on my own. I can totally relate though as far as being a stay at home mom. I wouldn't do it though if it meant using taxpayers money! There are people/families out there that really are struggling and need the system. If you're able to work,I believe you should. Weather you go out on a 9-5 or stay indoors ;)
I agree. Sounds like you did everything right and situations happened, which is common. I understand some people do need assistance (which is why I am against getting rid of the system) but she knew she couldn't afford to do this. It does make it hard for those who do become pregnant unintentionally. I have used unemployment myself and feel this is needed for others.
peachplumpear
03-15-2011, 05:46 PM
Hmmm Right this minute? Well....I'm feeling bad for registering for some event that starts in 30 minutes and even though it's around the corner, I really need to shower and change If I'm going to go (I'm not). I sweat a lot at night and like a true bum sometimes I just roll out of bed in my cute velour suit and go get coffee and a bagel.
Then I start going online checking all the sites I normally do and before you know it, it's supposed to be time to go!
Oh well I don't have anything business casual anyway. WHat kind of event was it? A presentation for some job that is commission only and is "helping people" My point of contact Martha couldn't quite specify if it was foreclosures, debt consolidation or sale or WHAT so based on her vagueness.....I've decided to skip it.
I feel a little bad being that it is I had begun fantasizing about myself in the business world last week and have yet to follow through on any of it. I also missed a real estate trainee position last week because I knew I could get my license on my own if I really wanted to and then choose where I work. So, No, ehhh SKIP.
Amateur night is next week and I need to keep tanning and working out, picking music and outfits because damnit I'm a stripper at heart and I just can't get it up for these other "jobs"
Which due to the high unemployment rate these days are almost always scams, pyramid schemes, etc. SO I'm better off right where I am doing RESEARCH here on sw that pertains to the career I know I'm already good at :)
penandink1019
03-15-2011, 07:12 PM
In chat. That's right. Right now. Come on in. The water's lovely.
charlie61
03-15-2011, 07:31 PM
Wow...I haven't been this insulted in a LONG time.
I'm a photographer on the side, and I agreed to give my friend a discount for photos she'll be using for her yoga business. I did a 3 HOUR long photoshoot with her. She wants 100 of the photos from the shoot (full-resolution, royalty-free, full ownership for her business "for the next 20 years"). And she wants them photoshopped.
She just offered me $80 for all of that.
When I told her that even purchasing ONE stock photo with those specifications would run her about $400, so such a request is unreasonable even at a friend-price, she comes back with this LOAD OF CRAP:
"oh...im going off of what i have paid in the past for a professional service~no strings attached. $300 total for 900 photos,unlimited access, 9 different location shoot w/ the photographer trucking us around town, 6 hrs of shoot starting at sunrise, and unlimited photoshop on any of them. "
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????????????????
penandink1019
03-15-2011, 07:33 PM
$300 total for 900 photos,unlimited access, 9 different location shoot w/ the photographer trucking us around town, 6 hrs of shoot starting at sunrise, and unlimited photoshop on any of them. "
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????????????????
Did you ask if she was boinking the photographer? Even WITH that, that's crazy cheap.
charlie61
03-15-2011, 07:36 PM
Did you ask if she was boinking the photographer? Even WITH that, that's crazy cheap.
Right????? That was literally my first thought. It reminds me of how ITC prostitutes are undercutting strippers. Was this guy even a real photographer? Was this a recession thing? Even so, this chick should KNOW that the deal she got is NOT an industry standard. And certainly not a "professional service" standard.
Maybe she should be questioning why a so-called professional service is charging less than what any business would charge for you to just walk in the door.
DesuvsDeath
03-15-2011, 07:39 PM
Sucks that it sounds like you already did the shoot, Charlie. Did you guys do any paperwork about who owns the pics or anything?
The price she's thinking of is the price you'd pay for someone trying to build a portfolio who can't really charge good money to do, like, an hour long shoot with zero photoshop.
charlie61
03-15-2011, 07:42 PM
Sucks that it sounds like you already did the shoot, Charlie. Did you guys do any paperwork about who owns the pics or anything?
The price she's thinking of is the price you'd pay for someone who has NEVER done a shoot to do, like, an hour long shoot with zero photoshop.
Honestly, if she had just been upfront with me about her expectations, I would have agreed to do the shoot for free. I don't need money, and I would have been happy to help her.
But for her to claim that the industry standard is such a ridiculously low price with insanely high expectations...that's just plain insulting. I'll walk away with my pride and no money any day of the week.
I still have all of the photos, so she's ultimately the loser here. I gained some experience at the very least.
And the fact that she wants 100 photos that she'll be using to make money "for the next 20 years" makes it a VERY different situation than if she just wanted some pretty photos of herself.
charlie61
03-15-2011, 07:45 PM
My response to her e-mail: "Have you considered just using that professional service again? It sounds like a better deal."
DesuvsDeath
03-15-2011, 07:48 PM
This is why I would never ask my friend to do something without discussing full details first.
If you're going to offer to pay, pay. Don't insult your friend by lying about what it's cost "in the past" because if it really cost that... you'd still use that company!
Otherwise... ask if your friend will help you out and admit you can't afford to pay much up front and can they do it cheap/free/let you pay later or make payments.
It's really not that hard to admit you can't afford to pay the typical cost of something.
charlie61
03-15-2011, 07:53 PM
^ EXACTLY. When people communicate expectations, then no one walks away feeling hurt / insulted / undercut.
Sorry for the threadjack.
DesuvsDeath
03-15-2011, 08:01 PM
New on my mind:
I don't get why people lie to me for stupid reasons or about things that don't matter. All it does is needlessly destroy trust.
ArmySGT.
03-15-2011, 08:39 PM
I have a date Saturday and I am kind twitterpated.
livingdeadgirl
03-16-2011, 07:07 AM
Wow...I haven't been this insulted in a LONG time.
I'm a photographer on the side, and I agreed to give my friend a discount for photos she'll be using for her yoga business. I did a 3 HOUR long photoshoot with her. She wants 100 of the photos from the shoot (full-resolution, royalty-free, full ownership for her business "for the next 20 years"). And she wants them photoshopped.
She just offered me $80 for all of that.
When I told her that even purchasing ONE stock photo with those specifications would run her about $400, so such a request is unreasonable even at a friend-price, she comes back with this LOAD OF CRAP:
"oh...im going off of what i have paid in the past for a professional service~no strings attached. $300 total for 900 photos,unlimited access, 9 different location shoot w/ the photographer trucking us around town, 6 hrs of shoot starting at sunrise, and unlimited photoshop on any of them. "
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????????????????
what the eff??
I think she pulled that outta her ass. :O
I cant find my wallet this morning :( Im way more bummed about the actual wallet than anything in it. I can cancel cards and what not, but that was a SUPER expensive wallet & was a gift. Hope it turns up...:(
penandink1019
03-16-2011, 08:28 AM
It's going to crack 60 degrees this week. I'm giddy.
Kellydancer
03-16-2011, 10:50 PM
My parents were just telling me about a call they got. They had these friends for over 10 years and thought they were good friends. They often had them over for dinner and considered them among their best friends. That is until they found out the couple's son got married and they weren't invited (but all of their mutual friends were, including people who didn't know the son). My parents cut off the friendship because of this because they were extremely hurt.
That is until they got a call from their former friends asking for help! Let me get this straight, you screw over my parents by intentionally snubbing them from your son's high society wedding, you talk about the shower in front of my mom knowing they weren't invited to the shower (my mom didn't know this at the time), you never bring a lot of food to share but take your share home of other's food, yet you have the audacity to ask my parents for help? Yeah go get fucked like my parents said. I should tell the wife (the one who has a better than thou attitude) that I was a stripper, you religious hypocrite. You can't hurt someone as deeply as you did my parents and expect the friendship to resume.
DesuvsDeath
03-16-2011, 11:02 PM
<---Imma hater LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Kellydancer
03-16-2011, 11:44 PM
I found a photo of the people at the singles group I am going to attend. I hope that's not all of them because wow, what a bunch of fatasses. I can see why they are all single, I wouldn't date any of them. It's not even that my last guy was a winner either, but he's hot compared to these uglies. Why does it seem all the people at singles groups and online are ugly and fat? I think I know why they can't find anyone else. Of course my mother tells me I could surprise myself by falling for one of these uglies, but if they repulse me right away they don't have much chance.