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sananeko
04-24-2011, 02:37 AM
I need a night out without someone calling for help.. I mean come on.. am can't be the only one to get you out of jail.. Next time this happens I'm just going to walk in and tell them all your "names" Just so you can spend more than one night in jail.. I may be blood but I'm not your babysitter..

firemaiden04
04-24-2011, 04:36 AM
Desperate people annoy me to no end. Seriously, it's like nails on a chalkboard to me.

I wish I still got presents from the Easter Bunny....

chanzep
04-24-2011, 05:37 AM
Why did I work this weekend?, I need a holiday, I need a nice beach and some eye candy and a cocktail!

unbeleavable
04-24-2011, 11:22 AM
I have to work today & there are actually people here right now..

unbeleavable
04-24-2011, 11:37 AM
I just over heard the husband say where he is going to put his piano...pretty good buying signal!

Kellydancer
04-24-2011, 11:41 AM
Yay for finding good men! I hope this is the start of good things for you ;)

Thanks. I think this is a sign because I am starting to find quality men. Very soon I will able to say how stupid I was crying over a loser guy.

Kisca
04-24-2011, 06:02 PM
Nooooooooooo not today! Stupid period.

princessjas
04-24-2011, 08:20 PM
Oh well, probably run by housewives who thought anyone with differing views aren't allowed. This is why I hate most forums.


Just wanted to point out not all housewives are like this. I have been a housewife and worked my tail off for many years.....worked way harder than I ever did as a working single woman. Now I am in school, while writing resumes 20 or so hrs a week and caring for 2 kids, cooking homemake meals, being cubscout den leader and whatever else I can manage. I'm lucky if I sleep 3 hrs a night and I have no rec time. I'm sure many housewives are just like me. ;)

Almost Jaded
04-24-2011, 08:33 PM
Read "What's a Smart Woman Like You Doing At Home". Interesting book, if a little dated now.

Kelly - Told ya' so! ;)

Almost Jaded
04-24-2011, 08:41 PM
Must be Karma for trying to help Kellydancer out - almost ready to take my OKC account down, just met a really cool chick on there unexpectedly. Had a great conversation, exchanged numbers. Could be interesting.

LuckyLane
04-24-2011, 08:50 PM
I've been ignoring my OKC account for a couple months...maybe it's time to read all my messages ;)

Kellydancer
04-24-2011, 09:02 PM
Just wanted to point out not all housewives are like this. I have been a housewife and worked my tail off for many years.....worked way harder than I ever did as a working single woman. Now I am in school, while writing resumes 20 or so hrs a week and caring for 2 kids, cooking homemake meals, being cubscout den leader and whatever else I can manage. I'm lucky if I sleep 3 hrs a night and I have no rec time. I'm sure many housewives are just like me. ;)

True, but real housewives (the ones like you) are open to differing views. These women aren't. I've known some very hardworking housewives. They don't tend to sit online all day like these women because they are hard working.

Kellydancer
04-24-2011, 09:04 PM
Almost Jaded, I too was about to remove my free account then I started getting responses. It's unreal because the guys responding are exactly what I want. One guy even admitted he's on there looking for a girlfriend and eventual wife but doubts he'll find one because of all the psychos there. Ironically, my mother and several friends and relatives all think I'll be engaged by next summer. They've all told me stories of how they were heartbroken then a month later met someone they married a year later.

Mindy Bares All
04-24-2011, 11:33 PM
I don't know if I want to watch House or go to sleep.

Mindy Bares All
04-24-2011, 11:38 PM
ZOMG! So lucky! I've always wanted to get a job in a lingerie type store! Have fun with the super amazing discount!

Hehe. It's actually 30% and it applies to Bath and Body Works, too! ;D

You better believe I will be using this to my advantage, for my stripper-side. ;)

kellyallstar
04-25-2011, 01:15 AM
I just dont get the way some people think. If we can land on the bloody moon, can someone please make it possible block and delete in RL ;)

Almost Jaded
04-25-2011, 02:19 AM
I just dont get the way some people think. If we can land on the bloody moon, can someone please make it possible block and delete in RL;)

It's called a restraining order. If they manage to circumvent this method of blocking, there are martial arts classes, chemical MACE, pepper spray, and stun guns - all effective methods of "unfriending" and "blocking".

If a delete becomes really necessary, 9mm's are very popular, though I recommend a tactical Mauser semi automatic 12 gauge with #4 shot.

:P

kellyallstar
04-25-2011, 10:19 AM
It's called a restraining order. If they manage to circumvent this method of blocking, there are martial arts classes, chemical MACE, pepper spray, and stun guns - all effective methods of "unfriending" and "blocking".

If a delete becomes really necessary, 9mm's are very popular, though I recommend a tactical Mauser semi automatic 12 gauge with #4 shot.

:P

LMAO!!!!!:spin: I always thought having a pretty pink blinged out taser would be so cute.

Mindy Bares All
04-25-2011, 12:15 PM
Men with their "I can ALWAYS tell fake boobs from real!" Really pisses me off.

Sophia_Starina
04-25-2011, 12:23 PM
i would like to know if a naked woman stripper gives a private dance for an hour or so in that room can the scent of her disticnt perume penetrate two layers of clothing. a pair of slacks and boxer.
thank you very much...if interested when i get the answer ill share why im asking

:rotfl: Question? ANSWERED!!! http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?p=2101047#post2101047

Sophia_Starina
04-25-2011, 12:24 PM
I made myself LOL.

Mindy Bares All
04-25-2011, 12:27 PM
^^^^ Niiiiice. lol

Sophia_Starina
04-25-2011, 12:34 PM
Only the best for SW peeps.

camille7
04-25-2011, 02:25 PM
I am going to try and work sober for now on, no booze!! I am sick of being drunk or even drinking in general! I am on a health kick and sticking to it : )

tempest666
04-25-2011, 04:25 PM
Back to work on wed! :d

sananeko
04-25-2011, 04:54 PM
I'm hoping this top comes out the way I want it.. I have to hand sew it cause I'm afraid the machine would eat it..

4everresolutions
04-25-2011, 04:57 PM
Men with their "I can ALWAYS tell fake boobs from real!" Really pisses me off.

I've had 2 men able to tell me that my boobs were fake since I've been dancing. One squeezed so hard (trying to figure out if they were real or fake) he nearly busted an implant. Asshole - he had a theory that 'REAL' breasts were never larger than a C cup, it was not genetically possible or some shit. It hurt so bad. The other guy just really was exceptional at telling reals from fakes, or perhaps it was a lucky guess?

90% of the dances I sell are because men like "Big REAL boobs" - the whole time I'm naked they're telling me how much they love women with natural big breasts, how perfect my breasts look and feel, etc etc. A good, natural-looking boob job is almost impossible to tell from real natural boobs. I doubt any man or woman can tell if a boob is real or fake 100% of the time. And that little test posted on the other thread was cool, but it was pretty obvious what was real vs. fake; not a great tell of skill.

Oh well, we'll let men continue with their irritating "OMG I ALWAYS KNO M'KAY?!!?". They're really only embarrassing themselves.

tempest666
04-25-2011, 05:30 PM
I'm naked

firemaiden04
04-25-2011, 05:31 PM
^ Me too! :D

Almost Jaded
04-25-2011, 05:40 PM
LOL

There are a couple of positions a girl will frequently get in on stage where even the best implants can be spotted.

One - hanging upside down. A REALLY good boob job can be harder to spot this way, but most natural breasts fall differently than implants and a "connoisseur" can USUALLY tell the difference.

The dead giveaway is down on all fours.

Implants will NEVER look like natural breasts of similar size in that position, no matter how good they are. It can be a subtle difference, but again - someone who knows their boobies can tell.

Oddly, a mistake in this area is far easier to make the other way around - sometimes natural boobs can end up looking fake. I've known 3 girls that I knew for sure were natural that anyone - even a plastic surgeon - would've SWORN were fake. But especially in the crawling position, nobody *who really knows what they're looking at* will mistake implants for natural.

;)

Mindy Bares All
04-25-2011, 06:51 PM
I went running for an hour straight today. Ran 5.26 miles, burned 473 calories. Normally, I only run for 35 min straight. I'm so proud! AND. I did weights after that.

ArmySGT.
04-25-2011, 07:06 PM
Three days now without a Mt Dew.

I have to stay away from other sugar.

Fuck you hydrogenated corn syrup monkey.

charlie61
04-25-2011, 07:07 PM
^Haha, I can't even remember the last time I had soda!! Fight through it--after awhile, you won't even miss it.

Buy yourself some sparkling water and mix it with fruit juice whenever you get cravings.

Mindy Bares All
04-25-2011, 07:15 PM
^^^ I still get cravings for Dr. Pepper. And frequently. :(

charlie61
04-25-2011, 07:16 PM
^ My SO drank like 6 Dr Peppers a day for years, and he broke his craving! It definitely took him time though.

Mindy Bares All
04-25-2011, 07:19 PM
^^^ I mean, it just really feels addictive for me. I used to drink at least a 2-liter a day for a while, and NOTHING else. And then I started to drink water and very little else, and I've been struggling with that for a while. But when I want a Dr. Pepper, I try not to deny myself one of the 20oz bottles. But there are those days I just hopelessly fall of the wagon...

firemaiden04
04-25-2011, 07:57 PM
^^I used to love Dr. Pepper when I lived in Arkansas, but it is so fucking hard to find it in upstate New York. No restaurants have it, and most of the grocery stores don't, either. Some of them have Mr. Pibb, but fuck that shit. I gradually got used to not drinking soda, and now I feel icky when I have soda at all, except the occasional IBC root beer or something.

Mindy Bares All
04-25-2011, 07:59 PM
^^^ Haha. I know, right?! I always feel so guilty when I do give in.

Kellydancer
04-26-2011, 12:07 AM
I think I may delete my online profile again. I'm getting a lot of guys who aren't what I want (namely dads, ugh). Not just that but I'm getitng guys who are stating they are looking for a relationship or to get married. Maybe I am overreacting, but guys saying that before they meet me makes me think they are clingy. I suppose I should be happy they are being honest but it gives me bad vibes.

DesuvsDeath
04-26-2011, 12:10 AM
Not just that but I'm getitng guys who are stating they are looking for a relationship or to get married.

But isn't that what YOU'RE looking for?

Kellydancer
04-26-2011, 12:19 AM
Yes that's what I want, which makes it weird. Maybe I'm seeing something that isn't a problem. I guess it's better than going out with a man who doesn't want it (and wasting time). I suspect I am still a little afraid of meeting someone and getting hurt.

Almost Jaded
04-26-2011, 01:18 AM
You're over thinking Kelly. Let the guard down just a smidge. Don't be all Seinfeld about it, LOL. ;)

Other posts - I drank 6 to 8 liters of Mtn Dew a day for over 8 years. Quit all soda and caffeine cold turkey. Ended up in the hospital from the withdrawals, no joke. Stayed like that for 2-3 years. Started working 2 jobs. Had a Dew one day. Been back to 2-3 liters a day for 10 years now and I'm scared to death to quit again, lol.

Last time I drank a lot of Sobe. V8 Fusion and Splash are also good. Still too much sugar, but better for you than soda, lol.

NEED to quit that crap again - smoking too. Quit that cold turkey years ago and was fine. Started again when I blew up my knee & moved to Vegas - no sports and a place where (at the time) you could smoke ANYWHERE = bad combination to stay quit, lol. Really having a hard time this time for some reason. Have tried 4 times in 3 years. :(

Oh - and before anyone mentions that Chantrix shit, I know 15 people who got on that drug. it's expensive as hell, too. All but one of them was smoking again within 3 months, lol.

sananeko
04-26-2011, 01:32 AM
Right now I need my soda.. It helps with my stress level and I don't go off on everyone. I don't drink alcohol or smoke or any drugs.. I eat pretty good.. alittle under in normal cal count unless I'm treated to mcD.

I know I need to cut down but once my current project is done I should be able to stress less.

chanzep
04-26-2011, 03:16 AM
The long weekend is finally over!, 2 days off yay!

4everresolutions
04-26-2011, 03:57 AM
Just found a rather large patch of mould in my apartment - BEHIND MY BED! Really upset. Also, I have a mouse problem.

sananeko
04-26-2011, 04:31 AM
Well I almost have half of my top done but I'm too tired to finish the half right now.. Hopefully I will get it all done by tomorrow.

Almost Jaded
04-26-2011, 04:51 AM
Some people amaze me in a not-so-good way.

mediocrity
04-26-2011, 05:07 AM
You're over thinking Kelly. Let the guard down just a smidge. Don't be all Seinfeld about it, LOL. ;)

Other posts - I drank 6 to 8 liters of Mtn Dew a day for over 8 years. Quit all soda and caffeine cold turkey. Ended up in the hospital from the withdrawals, no joke. Stayed like that for 2-3 years. Started working 2 jobs. Had a Dew one day. Been back to 2-3 liters a day for 10 years now and I'm scared to death to quit again, lol.

Last time I drank a lot of Sobe. V8 Fusion and Splash are also good. Still too much sugar, but better for you than soda, lol.

NEED to quit that crap again - smoking too. Quit that cold turkey years ago and was fine. Started again when I blew up my knee & moved to Vegas - no sports and a place where (at the time) you could smoke ANYWHERE = bad combination to stay quit, lol. Really having a hard time this time for some reason. Have tried 4 times in 3 years. :(

Oh - and before anyone mentions that Chantrix shit, I know 15 people who got on that drug. it's expensive as hell, too. All but one of them was smoking again within 3 months, lol.

1. I'm blown away- 2 to 3 LITERS A DAY?? 8 - 10L prior? It's inadvisable to drink 8-10L of WATER a day, never mind pure sugar and carbohydrates. All that soda is TERRIBLE for your kidneys. No joke. Don't quit cold turkey, just reduce. One less serving a day for a few days, then two, then three, etc etc. You can do it!

2. Chantix will also give you CRAZY ass nightmares. It can also fuck with your taste perception, making everything taste metallic. I guess I'm old school in that I believe the only thing that will ensure that you quit is being READY to quit. I've smoked off and on since I was 15. Right now I'm off, because somehow I just don't want it. I'm sure I'll be back on in couple of months, but it's whatevs.

mediocrity
04-26-2011, 05:11 AM
I'm naked


^ Me too! :D

Me three. }:D

_Avery_
04-26-2011, 07:52 AM
Oh - and before anyone mentions that Chantrix shit, I know 15 people who got on that drug. it's expensive as hell, too. All but one of them was smoking again within 3 months, lol.


Yeah, my husband takes that (luckily insurance covers it), but he's been taking it for 2 months now and he's STILL smoking. He says he's smoking less, but it all looks the same to me.
I think it's because he doesn't really want to quit.... I dunno...either way, yeah, that stuff doesn't seem to be doing much.