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Kellydancer
09-20-2010, 10:35 AM
Why did I leave stripping fulltime to have a corporate job? I can't find a job now but if I was still dancing fulltime I'd laugh about this. Ugh, I hate this.

Pure
09-20-2010, 03:09 PM
I've been here 5 years and have never posted a pic... What am I so worried about?

charlie61
09-20-2010, 04:51 PM
^ I've never posted a pic either. The anonymity is nice. I don't have to wonder if a blue is going to randomly show up at my club... I don't like the thought of customers knowing both the outside-work me and the inside-work me.

tempest666
09-20-2010, 06:20 PM
ewoks are badasses

nIINA
09-20-2010, 06:47 PM
bitch please.

hockeybobby
09-20-2010, 10:07 PM
ewoks are badasses

Badasses? They're those cute, cuddly, furry little people from Star Wars right? Like, they might make you giggle yourself to death I suppose...that's kinda dangerous and badassy. :D

tempest666
09-21-2010, 10:49 AM
Badasses? They're those cute, cuddly, furry little people from Star Wars right? Like, they might make you giggle yourself to death I suppose...that's kinda dangerous and badassy. :D

They helped dust the imperial troops asses! -_- lol

tempest666
09-21-2010, 12:32 PM
I think we're just going to order one of those coffins for er...."customers of size" so we can both sleep in it
http://www.oversizecasket.com/custom.html

I think we want black silk lining. Or maybe red. Any suggestions?

_Avery_
09-21-2010, 01:09 PM
Why can't I win the lottery? Or even a grand or so on a scratch ticket? That'd be sweet.
Fuck, even $20...it's nice to win something once in awhile. :P

tempest666
09-21-2010, 01:11 PM
Time to get the laundry out and fold it!

ArmySGT.
09-21-2010, 04:34 PM
Why can't I win the lottery? Or even a grand or so on a scratch ticket? That'd be sweet.
Fuck, even $20...it's nice to win something once in awhile. :P

You have won so many hearts, where to start?

tempest666
09-21-2010, 08:09 PM
I just want to clarify I am NOT becoming domesticated!!!!! Some friends from Knockouts have playfully accused me of "wifeing" it. I posted this on FB earlier.

Kylea2
09-21-2010, 08:27 PM
^^^ Mind you she "accidentally" txt me a message meant for her lover calling him "pooky" & saying she had dinner ready for him... that was about an hour ago.

Sure you aren't becoming domesticated?!

Kellydancer
09-21-2010, 11:27 PM
I am so angry because the two things I want in life are being denied me: a job and a husband. Why is it some people have everything and some (like me) have nothing? I am sick of this. People say it gets better but iI doubt it. I have so much envy because I am being denied.

But I'll get the last laugh. Next year will be my last year alive if this is my future. I'd rather be dead than unemployed and a spinster.

Kylea2
09-21-2010, 11:35 PM
^^^ Sigh - I feel you. However I can also tell you that trying to force things to go your way can often make things worse. I think some of us really are meant to be single.

Kellydancer
09-21-2010, 11:47 PM
Yeah, but I hope I don't end up single. It's funny because there were times I didn't pursue a relationship (mostly while fulltime dancing) and now wish I had. What set me off was seeing a wedding photo of the son of a former family friend who married. Him and his wife have great jobs in pr and are now married. I take a little bit in the fact that both are butt ugly but still doesn't take away that they have what I want.

_Avery_
09-22-2010, 12:30 AM
SOMETIMES, drinking DOES pay! :D....or at least helps.... :P

Kylea2
09-22-2010, 12:35 AM
Yeah, but I hope I don't end up single. It's funny because there were times I didn't pursue a relationship (mostly while fulltime dancing) and now wish I had. What set me off was seeing a wedding photo of the son of a former family friend who married. Him and his wife have great jobs in pr and are now married. I take a little bit in the fact that both are butt ugly but still doesn't take away that they have what I want.

I know, I know. I go back & forth on the whole children thing. There are times when I really want them & times when I am grateful I don't have them. However, every time I hear the one of my nieces is pregnant my heart just sinks because I STILL don't have children. I now have 4 great nieces, & soon to be a 5th (nephew's gf is pregnant). Sigh...

We can't always have what we want or we'd never appreciate anything we have or get.

tempest666
09-22-2010, 01:59 AM
Alright I'm off to bed with my pooky! g'night all. love ya. (Well 99.5%)

Kylea2
09-22-2010, 02:03 AM
^^ Night night!

AngelKing
09-22-2010, 06:08 AM
Why is bread so gross after you microwave it?

princessjas
09-22-2010, 09:04 AM
Ummm....not to be dense...but WHY did you microwave bread?

AngelKing
09-22-2010, 09:28 AM
Tried microwaving a turkey sandwich and what went in as bread came out as a potential space age building material....

anouk.oui
09-22-2010, 10:45 AM
people fucking suck.
i hate flatmates.
i want to live in a one bedroom with me and my cat. im antisocial, whatever.
or maybe with a boyfriend.
but i draw the line there.
i dont wanna see anyone, hear anyone, clean up after EVERYONE, shop for everyone and put up with peoples shit who i dont care for just happened to live under the same roof with.

I WANNA FUCKIN PENTHOUSE!
-end,

AdventureBaby
09-22-2010, 11:20 AM
I'm fucking irritable. I'm sick & tired of being talked to like I'm stupid and being lectured about my life. I'm sick & tired of being judged by family & friends re: me being in the sex industry. I LIKE ME JUST THE WAY I AM! I don't know why they keep telling me to get a *normal* job. WTF is that noise?! A normal job does not guarantee shit!


On a positive note ...

> I love my cat ... she's the best! =^..^=

> I'm excited to get back home to Vegas!

> I'm embracing MY life in the sex industry. YAY! :)

Christany
09-22-2010, 11:52 AM
Tried microwaving a turkey sandwich and what went in as bread came out as a potential space age building material....

That could make a neat Youtube video. Reminds me of those marshmallow Peeps.

Kellydancer
09-22-2010, 01:44 PM
^^^ I know, I know. I go back & forth on the whole children thing. There are times when I really want them & times when I am grateful I don't have them. However, every time I hear the one of my nieces is pregnant my heart just sinks because I STILL don't have children. I now have 4 great nieces, & soon to be a 5th (nephew's gf is pregnant). Sigh...

We can't always have what we want or we'd never appreciate anything we have or get.

Sometimes my biological clock is out of whack and I want them now then a week later I want to get my tubes tied. Then there are times I tell myself I still have a few years to possibly have them then I get worried I'll go through menopause soon and never have the option. It's really scary because things may not play out how I want either way (only have kids with a guy who'd make a great dad).

Kylea2
09-22-2010, 01:55 PM
Sometimes my biological clock is out of whack and I want them now then a week later I want to get my tubes tied. Then there are times I tell myself I still have a few years to possibly have them then I get worried I'll go through menopause soon and never have the option. It's really scary because things may not play out how I want either way (only have kids with a guy who'd make a great dad).

EXACTLY! My mother was like 34 when she had me... which really was too old for her. She already had other children & started hitting into menopause really early (while I was still really young), & she became MEAN verging on crazy when the hormonal issues would hit in. The outcome is that we never really bonded like most parents do to their children. We go YEARS where we don't talk. I don't want to be a repeat of her, & I'm getting close in age - so it's probably better that I don't have any.

chanzep
09-22-2010, 02:02 PM
Dayshift was rubbish, Im tired and now my flatmate is talking soo loud to his girlfriend messin up the kicthen and shes not even meant to be here during the week grrr I can't take it wen im on my period SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

Kellydancer
09-22-2010, 02:07 PM
EXACTLY! My mother was like 34 when she had me... which really was too old for her. She already had other children & started hitting into menopause really early (while I was still really young), & she became MEAN verging on crazy when the hormonal issues would hit in. The outcome is that we never really bonded like most parents do to their children. We go YEARS where we don't talk. I don't want to be a repeat of her, & I'm getting close in age - so it's probably better that I don't have any.

That sounds rough. Luckily late menopause runs in my family but I've heard women that have babies close to menopause do often having emotional issues. My former neighbor had a baby in her 40's (while her eldest daughter was pregnant) and she got nuts afterwards. She ended up losing her job, house and husband.

princessjas
09-22-2010, 07:41 PM
Tried microwaving a turkey sandwich and what went in as bread came out as a potential space age building material....

K, being a single guy means you get a pass and I'll try and help you out....always take the meat off the sandwich, place it on a paper towel (or plate if you wanna wash the juices and/or grease off before you plate the sandwich), microwave for just a few seconds....like depending on the portion size and your microwave it might be from 3-5 seconds till like 20 seconds. I would try on the low end though and see how it does (my parents have a cheap assed microwave, but that sucker bakes stuff to death if you leave it in for the length it says, yet my old microwave which was installed into the wall with my oven took like 20 secs to do the same.)

charlie61
09-22-2010, 07:43 PM
I'm such a horrible procrastinator.... my brain just refuses to turn on unless something is due imminently.

Tasha_xoxo
09-22-2010, 07:53 PM
I'm so lucky to have such an amazing and caring sister.

She is totally reviving me and it feels great. I just want to be happy again. Almost there.

your lucky,,i cant stand my sister,,
i cant even look at her without watin to jump at her,,
ugh.

_Avery_
09-22-2010, 08:01 PM
There's a tickle in my throat....I feel like a cat...

anouk.oui
09-22-2010, 08:11 PM
i see this page is more or less i hate other people especially flatmates i just wanna go on a massacare with me cat and live happy ever after.

people fuckin suck.
i wanna walk out this door and see a clean house but we both know it aint gonna happen

AngelKing
09-22-2010, 08:13 PM
K, being a single guy means you get a pass and I'll try and help you out....always take the meat off the sandwich, place it on a paper towel (or plate if you wanna wash the juices and/or grease off before you plate the sandwich), microwave for just a few seconds....like depending on the portion size and your microwave it might be from 3-5 seconds till like 20 seconds. I would try on the low end though and see how it does (my parents have a cheap assed microwave, but that sucker bakes stuff to death if you leave it in for the length it says, yet my old microwave which was installed into the wall with my oven took like 20 secs to do the same.)

Lol I'm so microwave-stupid. Believe it or not I hardly ever use the thing except for quick steaming, or doing certain dishes if I want to avoid frying. But I will try your way next time I do a sandwich. Not to threadjack, but believe it or not, I found that if you put a toaster on its side, you can do amazing toasted cheese sandwiches by just taking a slice of bread with cheese on top and loading it into the toaster when it's laid down on its side like that. When it's done it just gets popped out on the counter ready to go. Is that smart? Or just lazy?

_Avery_
09-22-2010, 08:28 PM
go ahead and play with those clean balls Denise.......BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fantasiarene
09-22-2010, 08:32 PM
I want to get laid sooooo bad! I may get to see the cutie tonight so we'll see.

FBR
09-22-2010, 08:43 PM
I want to get laid sooooo bad! I may get to see the cutie tonight so we'll see. Speaking of getting laid, I wish my next door neighbor would get his cat fixed. The momma cat is getting pregnant about every 6 months. I love kitties but I know many are doomed. We adopted a couple but cannot fill our house with them :(

FBR

DirtyLittleSecret
09-22-2010, 08:45 PM
Yes honey, your sim city looks wonderful FOR THE 10000 time. I don't care really but whatever makes you happy. (My SO & his game..."look at my __" every 5 minutes.)

My neighbor needs to die. A whole month without your 4yr old kid and you dont even mention you miss her or seem to care. You spend every minute with emo freaks talking like a retard on FB. I wanna punch you in the head you ungrateful selfish bitch. I hope your daughter hates you.

MMMM...high ball.....i love you high ball.... lots of crown royal and a splash of soda...you make me happy...you always do. High ball & SW. Nice.

tempest666
09-23-2010, 02:39 AM
Bitch, if he wanted your fat pathetic ass he would be there. Instead he's in my bed making love to me and saying my name. Go eat another Dunkin Doughnuts and watch TV

Kylea2
09-23-2010, 04:09 AM
Goodness this hotel I just checked into lovely! I love quaint hotels with a bit of old English flair!

anouk.oui
09-23-2010, 05:00 AM
fuuuuuuckin helllllllllll
my flatmate who i honestly liked and trusted to be a good guy fucked us over again! took all our kitchen utensils. im about a cook ravioli and theres no pans :'(

anouk.oui
09-23-2010, 09:38 AM
^ at least its good to know there aint nothin a good dose of true blood wont fix. temporarily even.

now i want rough sex.

DirtyLittleSecret
09-23-2010, 09:55 AM
Why do scummy gov people insist on taking piece of crap bondo covered sedans and adding loud bass booming speakers to them! Like i wanna hear your 50cent/Eminem crap 4 apartments in through my already thin walls and over my tv. Yeah...your SOOO cool.:shoot::beat:

tempest666
09-23-2010, 11:41 AM
I don't know if I can deal with my jealousy issues.

Kellydancer
09-23-2010, 12:01 PM
I'm becoming a prude. I never thought I could be one but I'm reading about this woman who doesn't know who the father is of her unborn baby and I want to scream DON'T HAVE SEX WITHOUT PROTECTION.

tempest666
09-23-2010, 12:45 PM
I'm going to take a nap. TTYL

_Avery_
09-23-2010, 12:51 PM
YOU'RE SOOOOOO DRUNK, yet you managed to type in your password just fine....lmao

_Avery_
09-23-2010, 01:12 PM
Hmmm...sounds kinda fishy to me.....