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Mindy Bares All
05-05-2011, 02:13 PM
Guilty pleasure - I love the "Take It off" song, lol.
Shhiiiiiiiiit. She's a drunken whore.
But I love her music. :D
Kisca
05-05-2011, 03:00 PM
Is it rude to ask a guy to shave his face when you two recently met
I really want to tell him to look his BEST when we go clubbing, as I like to dress up for those things... I want him to shave his face.
lemiwinks31
05-05-2011, 03:13 PM
Is it rude to ask a guy to shave his face when you two recently met
I really want to tell him to look his BEST when we go clubbing, as I like to dress up for those things... I want him to shave his face.
no. but make it complimentary...."i really like it when you are clean shaven"..."I really like that black shirt on you" etc.
but dont try to 'dress' him just yet(ie change his appearance to suit what you like best) Do it gradually.
DesuvsDeath
05-05-2011, 03:18 PM
What I made him for breakfast - diced potatoes fried in butter, scrambled eggs with sliced SUPER spicy delicious sausages and a BIG ASS GLASS of juice.
What I made myself for breakfast - 2 egg whites, .25c of oatmeal, and water.
What I packed him for lunch - delicious chicken pasta and home made bread sticks stuffed with cheese and coke. With chips and candy and beef jerky to snack on during breaks. (junk food junkie. lol)
What I had for lunch - a salad (with chicken! MMM) and some more water.
It's like this hilarious daily torture ritual. LOL
Eating healthy is easy when you're ONLY feeding yourself... but it really sucks when you have to cook all the shit you want to eat, too. :'(
/complain
_Avery_
05-05-2011, 03:38 PM
Shhiiiiiiiiit. She's a drunken whore.
But I love her music. :D
I <3 drunken whores. ;D
*Jade*Love
05-05-2011, 03:52 PM
What I made him for breakfast - diced potatoes fried in butter, scrambled eggs with sliced SUPER spicy delicious sausages and a BIG ASS GLASS of juice.
What I made myself for breakfast - 2 egg whites, .25c of oatmeal, and water.
What I packed him for lunch - delicious chicken pasta and home made bread sticks stuffed with cheese and coke. With chips and candy and beef jerky to snack on during breaks. (junk food junkie. lol)
What I had for lunch - a salad (with chicken! MMM) and some more water.
It's like this hilarious daily torture ritual. LOL
Eating healthy is easy when you're ONLY feeding yourself... but it really sucks when you have to cook all the shit you want to eat, too. :'(
/complain
This is totally what it's like for me when my SO is home!! And yes, it is torturous.. he's so much bigger than me and all muscle so he can eat a shit ton of food and be fine but I'm the one who gets flabby. And he's Southern, so I'm cooking up steak, sausage, candied yams, deviled eggs, cornbread...all this heavy food. I gave up and indulged, I think I gained 5 lbs in the 2 days he was home :(
ArmySGT.
05-05-2011, 04:11 PM
What I packed him for lunch - delicious chicken pasta and home made bread sticks stuffed with cheese and coke. With chips and candy and beef jerky to snack on during breaks. (junk food junkie. lol)
transporting lunch from Colombia? :D
Kisca
05-05-2011, 04:30 PM
DesuvsDeath, you're making me want to start cooking again!!! That list sounds soo yummmy!
DesuvsDeath
05-05-2011, 04:35 PM
^haha. It all certainly smells yummy.
I was told breakfast was especially good this morning. ;D
ArmySGT.
05-05-2011, 04:41 PM
Sarge - let me know how that Kregg works out. It's one of like 5 specialty tools I'm trying to convince myself NOT to rush out and impulse buy, LMAO.
Here you go furniture porn. Don't let MM and GF#1 see it or you may be a full time furniture maker.
This is what fueled my impulse buy.
Mindy Bares All
05-05-2011, 04:50 PM
^^^^ I feel soo stupid.
I was expecting real porn.
:(
ArmySGT.
05-05-2011, 04:53 PM
^^^^ I feel soo stupid.
I was expecting real porn.
:(
Real Porn for Mindy Bares All (http://www.cliphunter.com/w/469031/Classic_XXX_-_Adorable_Lola)
_Avery_
05-05-2011, 05:15 PM
I often hit the 'thanks' button as though it's the 'like button' on Facebook.
On Facebook, I often hit the 'like button' as though it's the 'thanks button'.
(and it feels really weird doing that when someone compliments a photo and I hit 'like'...then I have to quickly hit 'unlike' so it's not weird) :/
Mindy Bares All
05-05-2011, 05:21 PM
Real Porn for Mindy Bares All (http://www.cliphunter.com/w/469031/Classic_XXX_-_Adorable_Lola)
But it's not FURNITURE PORN!! I was so curious to figure out what Furniture Porn was. You know, how that worked. ;)
ArmySGT.
05-05-2011, 05:31 PM
But it's not FURNITURE PORN!! I was so curious to figure out what Furniture Porn was. You know, how that worked. ;)
Want some padded tables? A velvet covered sawhorse? A sex swing? Maybe a St. Andrews cross?
DesuvsDeath
05-05-2011, 05:41 PM
Omg you must be anorexic and you probably look like a skeleton eating like that GROSS! just eat what your SO's eating and learn to love your body, because if you gain weight from indulging every second of every day then I guess you weren't meant to be thin. Don't fight nature...give in and be that thick, toned woman we all know you want to be.
Sorry, couldn't help myself :P
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I wish I could thank you multiple times for that.
_Avery_
05-05-2011, 06:54 PM
But it's not FURNITURE PORN!! I was so curious to figure out what Furniture Porn was. You know, how that worked. ;)
...that's what I'd consider furniture porn. :P
charlie61
05-05-2011, 07:16 PM
I'm obsessing over beautiful strip clubs again. They have some stunning clubs in Boston...
princessjas
05-05-2011, 07:19 PM
Shhiiiiiiiiit. She's a drunken whore.
But I love her music. :D
I see nothing wrong with drunken whores....Joplin was one!! Comparing the two is blasphemy tho. ;D
ArmySGT.
05-05-2011, 08:38 PM
But it's not FURNITURE PORN!! I was so curious to figure out what Furniture Porn was. You know, how that worked. ;)
Well some where some weirdy beardy is dry humping a futon and really pleased about this. I am pleased I just can't see it.
JayATee
05-05-2011, 08:55 PM
If she doesn't calm her pretty little ass down a bit I may just have to take you up on the offer. Fortunately this time, a bubble bath by candlelight and some talking around the issue placated her. "Baby this isn't a race. Why not just enjoy each other, you know you're my only girl?" worked pretty well. (Damn, I feel lame even writing that out! :O lol)
If this doesn't work out my next gf will be closer to my own age, I swear! Perky tits are not worth this headache!
LoL! You're too cute!
I'm officially 12wks today!!!!!! ;D
Mindy Bares All
05-05-2011, 09:20 PM
If she doesn't calm her pretty little ass down a bit I may just have to take you up on the offer. Fortunately this time, a bubble bath by candlelight and some talking around the issue placated her. "Baby this isn't a race. Why not just enjoy each other, you know you're my only girl?" worked pretty well. (Damn, I feel lame even writing that out! :O lol)
If this doesn't work out my next gf will be closer to my own age, I swear! Perky tits are not worth this headache!
Mine are. ;)
LuckyLane
05-05-2011, 10:15 PM
I often hit the 'thanks' button as though it's the 'like button' on Facebook.
On Facebook, I often hit the 'like button' as though it's the 'thanks button'.
(and it feels really weird doing that when someone compliments a photo and I hit 'like'...then I have to quickly hit 'unlike' so it's not weird) :/
I do the same thing on fb! :D
Almost Jaded
05-06-2011, 12:03 AM
@ ArmySGT & Mindy - I won't leave this up long...
Arialandre
05-06-2011, 12:05 AM
Is that really them? Cause ho-ly FUCK that's hot!
Arialandre
05-06-2011, 12:07 AM
Soooo drunk, must learn Spanish for big move. Mmmmm floggers... Yes I'm thinking about a lot at once.
Almost Jaded
05-06-2011, 12:20 AM
Yes that's really us, and we haz LOTZ of floggers, lol.
Arialandre
05-06-2011, 12:25 AM
Mmmmm ball gags and floggers and restraints, Oh my!
@ ArmySGT & Mindy - I won't leave this up long...
Zomg. Super hot.
Arialandre
05-06-2011, 12:26 AM
I know right!??
Almost Jaded
05-06-2011, 01:10 AM
Well, too bad sarge and Mindy aren't night owls, time's up! :P
maximvsv
05-06-2011, 02:21 AM
But it's not FURNITURE PORN!! I was so curious to figure out what Furniture Porn was. You know, how that worked. ;)
Well:
http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html
Redwolf
05-06-2011, 05:35 AM
^haha. It all certainly smells yummy.
I was told breakfast was especially good this morning. ;D
Was he talking about the food? }:D
firemaiden04
05-06-2011, 09:03 AM
My Rosetta Stone French levels 1-5 is coming today!!!!
Sooooooooooo excited!!!
sananeko
05-06-2011, 09:09 AM
My room mate is packing me lunch.. It looks more like she packing me up enough for a three day hike...
fast tan77
05-06-2011, 09:34 AM
:rotfl:
Haha, Your older than me! :P Plus, good rock can never be to loud, but some of this modern music is pure shit! Have you heard Keisha? I think I lost about 1,000 brain cells when one of her songs came on the other day!
Of course I have heard Ke$ha (please spell it correctly with the $ sign), I have pre-teen girls.
Honestly I like Ke$ha, yes here songs are pop'ie and talk about clubbing and getting drunk (again not bad things), but she writes all her own songs. She even wrote Brittney Spears current hit (KeSha writes it and Brittney sings it through auto tunes, real talented. I am also pretty sure she use to dance. So I am a closet, middle aged Ke$ha fan. No different than Madonna back in my day.
The Contessa
05-06-2011, 10:24 AM
Happy no pants day!
chanzep
05-06-2011, 01:35 PM
Doing early dayshift kills me!, im so tired I can't be botherd to cook but I will not eating no more crap, hope I do well in new outfit I got tomorrow night!
sananeko
05-06-2011, 03:32 PM
I was followed home.. by a very pissed off woman for going the speed limit.. on the freeway..
The Contessa
05-06-2011, 03:36 PM
Things on my mind:
1) I'm excited for the SW meetup
2) I'm excited for my date tonight (with my SO)
3) I'm excited for my new home
charlie61
05-06-2011, 03:43 PM
^ Oooh, SW meetup?! With whom?!
The Contessa
05-06-2011, 04:48 PM
Look in the other work section, and go talk to touringgirlfriend. It's in Miami in august. We're getting a mansion. :)
The Contessa
05-06-2011, 04:52 PM
I was followed home.. by a very pissed off woman for going the speed limit.. on the freeway..
In what world is that ok for her to do? Did you call the police? Beat the shit out of her (like she deserves)? What happened?
princessjas
05-06-2011, 04:52 PM
Of course I have heard Ke$ha (please spell it correctly with the $ sign), I have pre-teen girls.
Honestly I like Ke$ha, yes here songs are pop'ie and talk about clubbing and getting drunk (again not bad things), but she writes all her own songs. She even wrote Brittney Spears current hit (KeSha writes it and Brittney sings it through auto tunes, real talented. I am also pretty sure she use to dance. So I am a closet, middle aged Ke$ha fan. No different than Madonna back in my day.
I wouldn't know Britney's current hit if I was run over with a truck blasting it. ;)
sananeko
05-06-2011, 05:00 PM
In what world is that ok for her to do? Did you call the police? Beat the shit out of her (like she deserves)? What happened?
Of course I called the cops.. But she did more than follow.. she chased me.. tried to bump me.. then would speed in front of me and hit the breaks.. she did that at least five times.. Then she parked right behind me and yelled at me then speed off to the end of the parking lot to turn around.. and still yelled at me as I was calling the cops and hit the gas again.. almost running over some kids..
ArmySGT.
05-06-2011, 05:36 PM
@ ArmySGT & Mindy - I won't leave this up long...
Sorry I sleep nights. thank you for the thought!
You lucky bastard.
princessjas
05-06-2011, 05:43 PM
LoL! You're too cute!
I'm officially 12wks today!!!!!! ;D
Congrats! Sending all the happy baby/mommy vibes your way I can! :)
ArmySGT.
05-06-2011, 07:17 PM
Well, too bad sarge and Mindy aren't night owls, time's up! :P
The title for up and coming tease goes to..................
Envelope please.....................
Almost Jaded for starring in "Being a lucky bastard episode one"
*crowd roars*
Arialandre
05-06-2011, 08:53 PM
Harold and Kumar is awesome!
Almost Jaded
05-06-2011, 09:59 PM
Harold & Kumar is fuckin great, lol.
Sarge - you can't call me that in this thread, you didn't even see the pic, lol.
sananeko - I've been in similar situations many times. Once was in the middle of nowhere in rural Oregon in the iddle of the night. And this dude wasn't about to just go away, either, and was getting very dangerous. So I took a long curving exit, and went SUPER slow around it, hugging the inside wall. Sure enough - he went to pass. I put him into the outside wall PIT style and totaled his Mustang. And didn't even stop, just got to the end of the ramp, turned around, and went my merry way. Not fuckin' around out in BFE with no cell phone (this was a long time ago, lol) when I don't know WTF this crazy person is even mad for...