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kaiarose
05-26-2011, 10:33 AM
Cramps!!!!!! :(
ASSLover
05-26-2011, 10:35 AM
Sitting here counting down the seconds until some new titties...
CoolBreeze
05-26-2011, 12:06 PM
...thinking that my lawyer's secretary is a lazy bitch right this second. Grrrr....
unbeleavable
05-26-2011, 12:57 PM
I'm thinking about her pussy right now & probably the rest of the day....& it tastes so fucking good.
penandink1019
05-26-2011, 01:08 PM
Not one but two freelance assignments arrived in my inbox today. Makes me almost believe in The Lord. (P.S. I'm still pissed about weather, God.)
Almost Jaded
05-26-2011, 02:33 PM
Why am always there for people? I mean, I think it's a good way to be, but I'm pretty sure I should draw some lines. better ones than I've drawn so far, that's for sure. *sigh*
JayATee
05-26-2011, 03:07 PM
I'm thinking about her pussy right now & probably the rest of the day....& it tastes so fucking good.
Well I was content laying on my bed listening to the storm roll in... But now I'm thinking its been way too long since I had pussy myself. Thinking that needs to be remedied....
DesuvsDeath
05-26-2011, 03:09 PM
Sitting here counting down the seconds until some new titties...
http://www.livecountdown.com/countdownclock/countdown.aspx?id=30989
Lmao. Awesome.
4everresolutions
05-26-2011, 03:48 PM
Work; I dun wanna go.
penandink1019
05-26-2011, 06:30 PM
Bitch slapped an editor I'm working for tonight. Not a smart move. Plus, the guy is a friend AND used to work freelance for me. You think I'm a BIT stressed? Yeah, me too.
_Avery_
05-26-2011, 06:36 PM
I hope Kane has hair like his brother did/does.
MISS.NY
05-26-2011, 06:39 PM
i need my haor done -________- but i hate using money. wig maybe??
Brigham
05-26-2011, 08:04 PM
Bright multi-color thongs are on my mind.
CoolBreeze
05-26-2011, 08:08 PM
Thank God for the reset button. //hiccup//
Krill_
05-26-2011, 08:12 PM
Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.
Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients – half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.
I was thinking if this is true, are dancers the unsung heroines of public health? Maybe congress should consider an exotic dancer awareness week.
sammii
05-26-2011, 08:12 PM
sick and watching "the human centipede." it's really, really bad.
It was bad but had me traumatized for a few nights ... and there's going to be two more sequels. :-\
Almost Jaded
05-26-2011, 09:59 PM
It will never compare to the South Park episode, lol.
princessjas
05-27-2011, 12:13 AM
how did a brief chat turn into a 4.5 hr phone marathon last night. Ooooo am I tired! 2.5 hrs sleep is not enough.
Sounds like what happened to me when I met my man... :)
Oh, fuckity duckity! It just happened again! Luckily, I get to sleep in a little tomorrow, so no 4:50am wakeups! Still have to clean the entire house, pack, do laundry, etc. lol
Anyway, finally goin to bed!! Nighty night!
fast tan77
05-27-2011, 05:15 AM
Anyway, finally goin to bed!! Nighty night!
You were suppose to be going to bed at 9:30 lol.
_Avery_
05-27-2011, 05:53 AM
Why the hell was I dreaming about the "Dating Women With Large Vagina's" thread??
penandink1019
05-27-2011, 06:48 AM
Why the hell was I dreaming about the "Dating Women With Large Vagina's" thread??
Maybe you're starting to dilate? ;D
Update: I just checked and that'd be bad, as you're still a month out. I retract the joke.
_Avery_
05-27-2011, 07:08 AM
Maybe you're starting to dilate? ;D
Update: I just checked and that'd be bad, as you're still a month out. I retract the joke.
LOL, well as long as he can wait 2 more weeks (until I'm 37 weeks and full term), then anything can happen. :)
princessjas
05-27-2011, 09:40 AM
You were suppose to be going to bed at 9:30 lol.
My wee one woke up, and as I was getting him back down, I got a phone call....and what can I say??? Im an idiot! lol :P
_Avery_
05-27-2011, 09:50 AM
If I was able, I'd get completely trashed right now.
ASSLover
05-27-2011, 10:18 AM
http://woofie1.pixiq.com/files/blog/carlosmiller/uploads/2008/10/naked-drunk-woman_500x383.jpg
kaiarose
05-27-2011, 11:17 AM
^ Hey! You have a blue ribbon now :)
B-B-B-B-B-Benny and the jets!!!! Benny! Benny! Benny and the jeeeeeeets!!
_Avery_
05-27-2011, 11:36 AM
http://woofie1.pixiq.com/files/blog/carlosmiller/uploads/2008/10/naked-drunk-woman_500x383.jpg
Pretty sure that somewhere, there is a pic of me like that....
_Avery_
05-27-2011, 02:40 PM
Judge Judy needs to be fucking gang raped.
Why am I watching this?
kaiarose
05-27-2011, 02:43 PM
^ Yeah she's a cunt.
chanzep
05-27-2011, 03:24 PM
I had a great day today with my friends, ready to hit double shifts tomorrow.
Almost Jaded
05-27-2011, 03:26 PM
Judge Judy needs to be fucking gang raped.
WOW.
Just...
Wow.
Kellydancer
05-27-2011, 03:55 PM
I'm not a fan of Judge Judy but I love how she attacks those on welfare and multiple baby mamas/baby daddies. If more people made these people look like the scum they are society would be better off.
4everresolutions
05-27-2011, 04:07 PM
WTF kind of wedding invitation is this? They didn't even list the time of the freaking wedding! How the hell do I know when to show up at the chapel or the reception? It didn't say anything about guests OR when to RSVP by or even if we had to RSVP.
Ugh. I love you girl, but REALLY? This is the best you can come up with?
http://woofie1.pixiq.com/files/blog/carlosmiller/uploads/2008/10/naked-drunk-woman_500x383.jpg Probably a posed picture.
FBR
DesuvsDeath
05-27-2011, 06:00 PM
WTF kind of wedding invitation is this? They didn't even list the time of the freaking wedding! How the hell do I know when to show up at the chapel or the reception? It didn't say anything about guests OR when to RSVP by or even if we had to RSVP.
Ugh. I love you girl, but REALLY? This is the best you can come up with?
My friend tried to make her own wedding invitations... at first I said the same thing... but the wedding was SO WHITE TRASH they were fitting.
...Right down to her dad getting drunk and trying to feel me up on the dance floor.
4everresolutions
05-27-2011, 06:08 PM
My friend tried to make her own wedding invitations... at first I said the same thing... but the wedding was SO WHITE TRASH they were fitting.
...Right down to her dad getting drunk and trying to feel me up on the dance floor.
HAHA! Loves it!
That actually might be more desirable than the wedding I'm going to; it's black tie, NO ALCOHOL! None! I can't even make a champagne toast. I don't drink often, but going to a Wedding where most of the guests will be people I went to elementary/highschool with means that a couple drinks might be necessary. The teacher I had a bit of a fling with back when I was 16 will be there ..... and his 6 year old daughter will be the flower girl. :O Oughta be interesting.
Actually, his daughters like probably 9 now. Damn I'm old.
DesuvsDeath
05-27-2011, 06:14 PM
The teacher I had a bit of a fling with back when I was 16 will be there .....
/JEALOUS
I STILL want to bang my old teacher from highschool. He's probably 55-60 by now and I don't give a fuck. I will fucking fuck that old man right into the grave if I ever get the chance. <3
4everresolutions
05-27-2011, 06:18 PM
/JEALOUS
I STILL want to bang my old teacher from highschool. He's probably 55-60 by now and I don't give a fuck. I will fucking fuck that old man right into the grave if I ever get the chance. <3
HAHAHAH! I think I just busted a rib!!!!;D;D;D;D
You make me feel normal.
sananeko
05-27-2011, 06:35 PM
I'm fuckin' choked that I'm allergic to wheat....like FUCKING CHOKED!!!!!!!!!! It sucks! I don't want to have to be so careful about what I eat. I just want to be NORMAL like every other person!!!! FML!
Try being allergic to three popular ingredients making it almost impossible to dine out. I know how you feel but yours is easier to keep track than mine..
And just to add my thoughts of right now.. I want some one to kill me please.. I been stuck in bed all week with a very high fever.. I finally have the strength to set up on computer and check all my messages.. Also I haven't eaten since monday.. I can't swallow very well.. and anything that isn't water I choke and can't breath.. I need this to be over with soon.. cause I have things to do.. if not take me out..
Almost Jaded
05-27-2011, 06:39 PM
MM is allergic to anything containing coconut. No biggie - avoid pinia coladas and Almond Joy, right?
Not so much. Coconut oil is in EVERYTHING.
charlie61
05-27-2011, 07:45 PM
/JEALOUS
I STILL want to bang my old teacher from highschool. He's probably 55-60 by now and I don't give a fuck. I will fucking fuck that old man right into the grave if I ever get the chance. <3
This turned me on in a really bizarre way. Thought pattern: "Hahaha! HOT."
Kellydancer
05-27-2011, 11:09 PM
HAHA! Loves it!
That actually might be more desirable than the wedding I'm going to; it's black tie, NO ALCOHOL! None! I can't even make a champagne toast. I don't drink often, but going to a Wedding where most of the guests will be people I went to elementary/highschool with means that a couple drinks might be necessary. The teacher I had a bit of a fling with back when I was 16 will be there ..... and his 6 year old daughter will be the flower girl. :O Oughta be interesting.
Actually, his daughters like probably 9 now. Damn I'm old.
That sounds sucky. I know when I get married there will be a lot of alcohol. A wedding is no fun without booze.
I had a hot teacher in grad school. I would have done him.
chanzep
05-28-2011, 04:51 AM
big lunch then work,work argh!
sananeko
05-28-2011, 06:16 AM
Yay!!! I can eat again!!! I'm pigging out.. but I will be back to my normal eating habits by the end of the day and back to working out tomorrow.
_Avery_
05-28-2011, 12:33 PM
I feel like I look better now than I did when I was younger.
I DO miss my younger body, but when I look at older pics, I like how I look now more than how I looked before.
That's probably weird..
Jessie_tinydancer
05-28-2011, 12:59 PM
^the only thing that seems to work on my cellulite is cutting out all processed food, sugar, alcohol and caffeine. So basically drinking only water and eating only meat and veggies with no sauce or anything. Fucking boring, but works for me. I was finally back on it again and my cellulite was almost gone, then I got back on the sugar for 2 day and bam! cellulite back.
Almost Jaded
05-28-2011, 01:23 PM
Contrary to a lot of popular belief, eating fatty foods is fine.
Contrary to popular belief, eating sugary foods is fine.
Eating fatty foods and sugary foods TOGETHER - this is responsible for a huge portion of the health issues in the western world, and especially in the United States. A frightening amount of our diet is made up of fat and sugar, fat and sugar. You can cut 'em both if you want, but the body can process either one just fine without the other, even in not so smart quantities. Lots of both = stored fat even if you're malnourished and lots of long-term health effects.
ScarlettJanuary
05-28-2011, 01:40 PM
Wow, I'm in a really bad mood.
sananeko
05-28-2011, 03:35 PM
Common misconception but actually wheat (or more specifically, a protein in wheat, rye and barley called gluten, which is what I'm allergic to) is in just about everything. It's used as a seasoning/thickener/source of glucose/filler. it is pretty much impossible to keep track of. I don't eat out at all. Me and some girlfriends eat out every Tuesday night and I just bring my own food in a tupperware container (I shit you not).
Not trying to be all know-it-all, I'm-gonna-tell-you, but to be honest it pissed me off that I was ranting about something I'm supremely pissed off/frustrated/upset about and you're minimizing it and saying that you have it worse. Not sure what your point was.
Its alright.
4everresolutions
05-28-2011, 03:55 PM
Shitty thing about gluten allergies is that often times larger factories will dust the assembly line belts with flour so foods don't stick. So even if the food doesn't contain gluten (like Quinoa) it's probably been exposed to gluten at some point in it's processing.
Sorry to hear that Scarlett! But you'll get used to it eventually and feel all the better for it!