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ArmySGT.
06-17-2011, 11:07 PM
But I'm definitely the fat one...

From the pictures I have seen.

BotM = Not Fat.

ArmySGT.
06-17-2011, 11:16 PM
I have never LOL'd out loud for real like I just did in ages!

Plenty of Fish features in the new Britney Spears video.

LOLzers.

I think it was Kevin Federlines account too.

4everresolutions
06-18-2011, 12:27 AM
Ok so there is a house fee of $60...and they dont have an ATM which sucks because they charge an extra 15% and take an extra 15% grrrr. But otherwise the check out is reasonable.

I also got hired for nights when I wanted days...lol I think I'm the only dancer that prefers days...oh well I will make nights work.

I'm hiding from the floor smoking because I'm nervous as shit right now! Ahhh!

Aw, don't be nervous m'dear, you're hella hot! Get on the floor and make some money.


Good luck!!!:)

lfr
06-18-2011, 12:31 AM
I'm hiding from the floor smoking because I'm nervous as shit right now! Ahhh!
Whoa! You were posting from work just then? :O

You are really a SW fanatic! Good Luck! I'm sure you'll do well! :)

4everresolutions
06-18-2011, 02:22 AM
^Go for it! Your fine ass is worth $400 and then $1000's more. You'll make it! And drunk guys can sometimes be easier to upsell too, work that to your advantage!

Ugh, I REALLY want a little cheap-o shopping spree at Forever21. There's a couple of cute bags there I have my eye on, as well as some adorable sundresses and costumey-jewellery. But I need to save money for July bills + some savings first. Dammit. My little shopping excursion will have to wait another 10 days or so.

Poo on being a responsible stripper!!!! I wanna blow all my money on useless shit like the other girls at work and not care if my rent is uber later. BAH!

sananeko
06-18-2011, 09:06 AM
My friend just tried to do my makeup.. I look like I have just took a header into the dirt.. Now I have to clean up and hope this is not going to ruin my day..

RoxyHart
06-18-2011, 09:15 AM
^Go for it! Your fine ass is worth $400 and then $1000's more. You'll make it! And drunk guys can sometimes be easier to upsell too, work that to your advantage!

Ugh, I REALLY want a little cheap-o shopping spree at Forever21. There's a couple of cute bags there I have my eye on, as well as some adorable sundresses and costumey-jewellery. But I need to save money for July bills + some savings first. Dammit. My little shopping excursion will have to wait another 10 days or so.

Poo on being a responsible stripper!!!! I wanna blow all my money on useless shit like the other girls at work and not care if my rent is uber later. BAH!

Forever21 is one of my fav stores, but only online. The actual store is gross, unkept and disorganized {at least ours is}. But i seriously need a shopping spree there too! My waredrobe is borderline 5yrs old now and it kills me that my daughter has better clothes then me {thanks to grandma}. Oh well...only 3 more months till bday money time.

_Avery_
06-18-2011, 09:29 AM
Never take your 3 and a half year old with you to get presents for Daddy. :(
He has a big 'ole mouth! LOL

Krill_
06-18-2011, 10:37 PM
Tig Ol' Bitties :D

http://youtu.be/90rHFreKjvs

Dumb song that will be stuck in my head all week...

whirlerz
06-19-2011, 08:26 AM
BITCH drivin' your Jeep Liberty, did you NOT see me, all of like 6 ft away, in broad daylight yet, walking?>:(
You damn near KILLED me, lucky for me I jumped out of your way in time, (with several lbs. of pet food on my shoulder too) then you just sat there, staring before driving off..nice!
Lucky for you also, I am a (fairly) peaceful person, else you would be a part of the pavement;)

chanzep
06-19-2011, 02:21 PM
best week of the month so far and only did 2 days1!

RoxyHart
06-19-2011, 02:34 PM
I seriously love animals more then humans.
I'm watching my parent's 2 dog for a few days here in my house and i love it. BUT my SO is being a total dick about it. This shocks me cause this is the same man who wants a bulldog of his own....

Whatever. Gives me excuses to go on walks away from the douche nugget. At least my daughter will be thrilled.

OH, and i'm super excited that a certain someone from SW went into labor and had there little boy this afternoon. I can't imagine the thrill and love she feels right now. I wish i wasn't states away!

4everresolutions
06-19-2011, 05:56 PM
Eh, nevermind, I give up.

Watching Ice Loves Coco. Great show for tea-drinking.

The Contessa
06-19-2011, 08:42 PM
Father's day was totally ignored since my Papa's dead. I made Balloon Porn instead. It was awesooooome.

ExoticMoments2You
06-19-2011, 11:25 PM
Had a great fathers day... really tired... wish I could take a week off... not in my forecast :( oh well life goes on... hope everyone is having a great night and has a wonderful week! Good night!

peachplumpear
06-19-2011, 11:49 PM
I'm making plans to get some teen cock! Ok actually he's 21. His face a little messed, lol, but he's blond and smiles nice. Yep, that'll do, shoes off in my house dear, bedroom is this way...check out is 9am.

peachplumpear
06-19-2011, 11:51 PM
Uhhh yeah...I think this medication is making me so HORNY! (lamictal/lamotogrine)

peachplumpear
06-19-2011, 11:54 PM
Note to self: need more double-a batteries to prevent the sexo con mouy mucho bambinos e muchacos!!

chanzep
06-20-2011, 06:37 AM
Lazzy Monday.

camjenivive
06-20-2011, 09:16 AM
I just got pics from one user with him posing in various positions... completely nude... and using toys on himself. I considered him a "friend" and now I can never look at him the same way.

Grr. Silly Boys.

hf487
06-20-2011, 09:37 AM
I need money
Moving, car and everything else....
I hope i can stay motivated to cam my ass off for the next month :)

miss1dancypants
06-20-2011, 09:49 AM
pissed off. sick of other people on my shit and interrogating me. it's my life, not theirs. funny how they are worried about me dancing when i decide i don't want to hang out with them any more when they have known about my job for a year. it's my life, and with everything i've been through, i deserve to do what i want with it. i can't make other people happy, but i can make myself happy, so i'm going to focus on that. fuck everything else.

The Contessa
06-20-2011, 11:24 AM
Today's the day. I've got my twitter up, a new facebook, now to edit all these fetish videos that I've made over the past week.
Wooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Kellydancer
06-20-2011, 12:55 PM
I am getting creepy messages on the online profiles I created. Most of the guys are emailing me how hot I am and a few asked me over to their house. Yikes.

penandink1019
06-20-2011, 01:16 PM
Fire at my house this morning. Lucky I didn't oversleep and own a fire extinguisher. But batteries out of the smoke alarms---guess I should fix that, huh?

JayATee
06-20-2011, 04:03 PM
We find out what sex the baby is on Tues!!! I'm super excited!!

_Avery_
06-20-2011, 04:11 PM
Know that a few of you know from FB already, but my son, Kane was born this Sunday on June 19, 2011 FATHER'S DAY! :D
He was born at 11:19am, weighed 7lbs 11oz and was 19.5inches long.

Perfectly healthy and beautiful.

I'm beyond happy and so grateful he's here and that my family is complete. :)

Thanks for listening to my bitching these last few months on this board! lol

I've already lost 17 lbs, only 5lbs until I'm back to my pre pregnancy weight.
Have a month and a half to get in (my idea of perfection) shape to get back to work in August. :)

anyway, here's Kane. :)
(his big brother is soooo excited too..lol)

JayATee
06-20-2011, 04:14 PM
^ That is so awesome lady! I am so happy for you all! Congrats!

chanzep
06-20-2011, 05:02 PM
Congrats Avery xx

Going to check out the Coach store tomorrow its the 1st 1 in the UK ooh!

Grac
06-20-2011, 05:03 PM
Know that a few of you know from FB already, but my son, Kane was born this Sunday on June 19, 2011 FATHER'S DAY! :D
He was born at 11:19am, weighed 7lbs 11oz and was 19.5inches long.

Perfectly healthy and beautiful.

I'm beyond happy and so grateful he's here and that my family is complete. :)

Thanks for listening to my bitching these last few months on this board! lol

I've already lost 17 lbs, only 5lbs until I'm back to my pre pregnancy weight.
Have a month and a half to get in (my idea of perfection) shape to get back to work in August. :)

anyway, here's Kane. :)
(his big brother is soooo excited too..lol)

Congratulations, Avery and family!

Kellydancer
06-20-2011, 05:15 PM
Congrats Avery! What a cute baby.

Kisca
06-20-2011, 05:33 PM
anyway, here's Kane. :)
(his big brother is soooo excited too..lol)


What a beautiful little guy! Congrats Avery, Im happy for you and glad you and the baby are healthy and safe! Best wishes xoxo :)

Grac
06-20-2011, 05:58 PM
Fire at my house this morning. Lucky I didn't oversleep and own a fire extinguisher. But batteries out of the smoke alarms---guess I should fix that, huh?


You know, I think you're right, penandink.

I, too, have heard that smoke alarms work best when they have batteries in them. /:O

(Seriously--good to know that you had a fire extinguisher and that everybody's okay. Stay safe! :))

DesuvsDeath
06-20-2011, 06:26 PM
"You guys, I found this great new hangout, where we should all go instead of our usual place, because it's like a MILLION TIMES BETTER.

Oh good, you're all here. Now beg me to let you in."


LOL
She's totally srs, isn't she? xDD

4everresolutions
06-20-2011, 07:03 PM
Know that a few of you know from FB already, but my son, Kane was born this Sunday on June 19, 2011 FATHER'S DAY! :D
He was born at 11:19am, weighed 7lbs 11oz and was 19.5inches long.

What a beautiful little baby! Congrats Avery and famikly! And it's so cute that he was born on Father's Day!

RoxyHart
06-20-2011, 08:28 PM
So i totally spent 15min eye humping the hell out of MiuMiu on MFC......
It was like seeing a rare radiant unicorn. Damn perfection she is.
I want her and want to BE her.
{Mind you those 15 min i saw her on, she made over $300, staying perfectly clothed....}

lopaw
06-20-2011, 09:10 PM
Why do dancer's computers all seem to go wonky at the same time?
I've fixed FOUR computers for dancers so far this month alone.

I think it's some kind of computer conspiracy..... :O

ExoticMoments2You
06-20-2011, 09:18 PM
Wish I had more hours in the day....

DesuvsDeath
06-20-2011, 09:25 PM
Why do dancer's computers all seem to go wonky at the same time?
I've fixed FOUR computers for dancers so far this month alone.

I think it's some kind of computer conspiracy..... :O

Wanna fix mine, too? :P


I think I just knocked something loose... but I'm PRETTY SURE my vagina and other horrible pornographic things are on that computer, so I don't want to take it in. LOLOL

lopaw
06-20-2011, 09:48 PM
Wanna fix mine, too? :P

Are you in LA?
I make house calls ;)



I think I just knocked something loose... but I'm PRETTY SURE my vagina and other horrible pornographic things are on that computer, so I don't want to take it in. LOLOL


lol everytime I return a repaired computer, I always ask what my payment will be (you know I just gotta ask!), and every time the response is always: "Yeah, right! All that porn on my computer that I'm sure you watched wasn't payment enough?"

God bless you ladies and all of the awesome not-very-well-hidden porn on your 'puters ;D!

DesuvsDeath
06-20-2011, 09:59 PM
Are you in LA?
I make house calls ;)




lol everytime I return a repaired computer, I always ask what my payment will be (you know I just gotta ask!), and every time the response is always: "Yeah, right! All that porn on my computer that I'm sure you watched wasn't payment enough?"

God bless you ladies and all of the awesome not-very-well-hidden porn on your 'puters ;D!

Lol. I was in LA, just north of Culver City for YEARS... and I just recently moved north of the city. D:


And yeah... my porn isn't hidden at all.
The folder is called "porn" and has a sub folder called "of myself"... lol

ArmySGT.
06-20-2011, 11:20 PM
The folder is called "porn" and has a sub folder called "of myself"... lol

Bless you Child, for you have sinned ................. Excellently. Now your password so that yea be Judged............... Mmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ;D

ArmySGT.
06-20-2011, 11:36 PM
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

ZePeanut
06-20-2011, 11:49 PM
I wish my future mother in law didn't hate me because I'm not Japanese=( Sometimes she really gets to me...

lfr
06-21-2011, 02:25 AM
odd thought, but.....I don't really know what the purpose of mosquitos is! :O

I mean, they suck the blood, procreate then die. Not all that many animals eat them (though frogs and fishes eat the larvae and stuff), but other than that....they're not like bees, who collect pollen to procreate the flowers...can't really think of any organism who profits from their blood collecting.....hmmmm

Tdonuts
06-21-2011, 03:25 AM
Know that a few of you know from FB already, but my son, Kane was born this Sunday on June 19, 2011 FATHER'S DAY! :D
He was born at 11:19am, weighed 7lbs 11oz and was 19.5inches long.

Perfectly healthy and beautiful.

I'm beyond happy and so grateful he's here and that my family is complete. :)

Thanks for listening to my bitching these last few months on this board! lol

I've already lost 17 lbs, only 5lbs until I'm back to my pre pregnancy weight.
Have a month and a half to get in (my idea of perfection) shape to get back to work in August. :)

anyway, here's Kane. :)
(his big brother is soooo excited too..lol)


Great news, and congrats!!
Wishing you and your family all the happiness in the world

penandink1019
06-21-2011, 11:04 AM
Just kicked a Web site business partner/friend to the curb. He and I just don't see eye to eye; better to part now than to get deeper in. (Meh. Now I need summer work!)

DottieMay
06-21-2011, 01:55 PM
odd thought, but.....I don't really know what the purpose of mosquitos is! :O

I mean, they suck the blood, procreate then die. Not all that many animals eat them (though frogs and fishes eat the larvae and stuff), but other than that....they're not like bees, who collect pollen to procreate the flowers...can't really think of any organism who profits from their blood collecting.....hmmmm
Dragonflyies like to eat them that I know. According to wikipedia, it is usually the females that feed off of blood and they said basically it wouldn't matter if they were to die off. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito Sorry I'm a nerd.

penandink1019
06-21-2011, 02:00 PM
I'm thinking beer chicken night. Yummmm.

miss1dancypants
06-21-2011, 02:04 PM
i got my nose pierced this weekend and accidentally ripped it out when i was washing my face :( i was bleeding everywhere and went to the local tattoo shop to get a new one put in. when i got there the inside was already closedd up. he tried to re-pierce it but it hurt soo much more the 2nd time than the first time (since it had gotten ripped out so roughly) that i didn't end up getting it done again, too much pain. i am going to let it heal up and then try again.

does anyone have any tips for washing ur face while a nose piercing is healing? i might make a thread about that.

but the GOOD NEWS is that i got a great job with an alcohol promotions company, they are really professional and have a great rep in my area, and pay $40 an hour! :) WOOHOOO