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KS_Stevia
09-23-2010, 05:51 PM
I just write honestly about my experiences, I only make passing references to kissing or licking. It's fine with me if the nun strippers want to stop going into seagulls-in-a-garbage-dump mode whenever I just mention my experiences of this type.
Honey, I'm far from ever being a nun stripper. There are just logical and reasonable things that strippers must do to protect their health.
ilbbaicnl
09-23-2010, 07:10 PM
Honey, I'm far from ever being a nun stripper. There are just logical and reasonable things that strippers must do to protect their health.
Very true. I also respect any illogical and unreasonable boundries a dancer has, because it's not something she's obliged to explain to me. I'm just obliged to respect them. But I'm not obliged to respect dancer As boundaries with dancer B. Only dancer Bs boundaries with dancer B.
Athenathefabulous
09-23-2010, 07:25 PM
I was joking, jas's butt makes one think perhaps there is a God.
Time to separate the righteous nerds from the posers. Prove that no non-empty set can be put into a 1-1 correspondance with the set of all its subsets.
I could attract a small-but-loyal following.
well i am not a righteous nerd or a poser. i have no idea why putting up a proof of Cantor's theorem on SW will prove that i am in the set of righteous nerds. nerds are lame and play world of warcraft. i went to a school full of them and i dont mesh well with them. is it safe to assume you are a 'righteous' nerd which is why your ability to understand human behavior seems limited at best?
however, i will humor you.
We have set X, and the set off all of if subsets= P(X). if there is a 1-1 correspondence, then there must be a function f:X-->P(X) that is a bijective function. so lets start by assuming f is bijective, and therefore must be surjective. however, consider a subset of X and P(X), Z={x \in X | x \notin f(x)}.
now since f is a bijection and Z is a subset of X as well as P(X), \exists x \in X s.t. f(x)=Z. but, by definition of Z, this is a contradiction because x \in Z <--> z \notin f(x). so therefore, set Z is not in the range of f, and f cannot be surjective --> f cant be bijective --> no 1-1 correspondence is possible :( ---> Bite me ---> no wait dont because your mouth is too dirty from making out with strippers. QED
/:O
so at first i was like, what kind of business does set theory or abstract math have on a board for strippers and escorts and perverts? Knowing a bit about set theory and group theory couldnt possibly have any applications on to the stripper world. but then i thought, maybe ilbbaicnl is onto something.
So, hypothetically speaking of course, lets assume we have a group of useful posts (the elements of said group) by intelligent helpful strippers on a forum (the function of said group) and with each useful post in the forum, the function intelligent helpful stripper is done to the previous post, and a new useful post is churned out. and every post stays useful. But then we have function ilbbaicnl, we will abbreviate it I(x) done to the group. function I(X) moves posts away from the group of useful posts in to a different group of shitty posts where nothing useful is accomplished aside from what is arguably entertainment.
so in conclusion? newbies are probably better off asking for help in the pink. why? because the pink is safe from I(x) turning everything stupid. oh, and i am insulting your intelligence, ilbbaicnl, i know you just love that ;).
oh, and can we regress a little with our math? I want to talk about the transitive property. I think this is a really FUN property.
so let a be some old dude's penis, let b be a strippers mouth, and let c be ibbiacnl's mouth. so we have a go into b, and later we have b go into c by means of a very aggressive make out session.
so therefore, a-->b-->c.
now remember this transitive property from high school? well, i think that you know where i am going with this...
by transitive property, ibbaicnl has just given a blowjob to some old dude's penis. QED
ilbbaicnl
09-23-2010, 08:07 PM
^^^ You insults are uninspired but you're no math poser. I'm surprised your GPA is only 3.5. You must have gone to Stanford or something, or not especially given a shit about grades. If you ever want to switch to math-related work, I'm ready to do what (if anything) I can to help. You're a butthead, but you've got talent that shouldn't go to waste if you decide your life would be better using it. You must really love dancing or be in the top fraction of a percent earnings-wise. I'm sure you know you could make way more money than most dancers do as an actuary or working for a hedge fund. I hope your professors did not turn you off on math. You were probably smarter than them, and that plus your being a butthead made for a bad sitch. It's different once you reach the people who can earn from your talent. They'll take what you can do, scrape the shit you'll also give them off of it, sell it for a mint, kick you back some six-figure crumbs. Wouldn't surprise me if you've got it in you to be the next Bill Gates (he's probably a worse butthead), but of course that also takes a whole lot of luck too.
ilbbaicnl
09-23-2010, 08:11 PM
^^^ Since I unfairly implied you might be a poser, I'll change my sig and/or never respond to your posts any more if you prefer. Least I can do to give you your props.
ilbbaicnl
09-23-2010, 08:14 PM
^^^ But, sorry, I will still suck face with any stripper who will let me. Can't give that up without dirty-stripper-face-suck rehab, which does not currently exist.
Athenathefabulous
09-23-2010, 08:27 PM
^^^ You insults are uninspired but you're no math poser. I'm surprised your GPA is only 3.5. You must have gone to Stanford or something, or not especially given a shit about grades. If you ever want to switch to math-related work, I'm ready to do what (if anything) I can to help. You're a butthead, but you've got talent that shouldn't go to waste if you decide your life would be better using it. You must really love dancing or be in the top fraction of a percent earnings-wise. I'm sure you know you could make way more money than most dancers do as an actuary or working for a hedge fund. I hope your professors did not turn you off on math. You were probably smarter than them, and that plus your being a butthead made for a bad sitch. It's different once you reach the people who can earn from your talent. They'll take what you can do, scrape the shit you'll also give them off of it, sell it for a mint, kick you back some six-figure crumbs. Wouldn't surprise me if you've got it in you to be the next Bill Gates (he's probably a worse butthead), but of course that also takes a whole lot of luck too.
a butthead? and you thought my insults were uninspired... :P
why was my gpa 3.5?
the legitimate excuses: i was working (dancing) 4-6 nights a week. so going to class in the morning wasnt happening. and throughout my junior yr of college and my last semester as a sr (graduated early) i was also doing research. so my time was tight as it was.
the other excuses that would never hold up on paper but affected me all the same: i was a pretty wild party girl. usually when i got back from work, instead of being responsible, i went out to cause mayhem with my equally wild roommates. so usually i would be out till at least 4am really drunk or on something else. i really really really hate homework but im a fabulous test taker, and as a result in the classes where homework actually did count for something, in many classes it counted for a third of the grade, my homework score brought me down. often the breakdown would be homework: C or D, tests: A or B, final: A (i pretty much always aced midterms). usually my math homework was done during class (i think these were the only days i went to class other than when i had a test) or in the dressing room at work. and also, math wasnt usually what brought my grade down... ive always naturally been good at math and i could cram to learn in time for tests no issue and there wasnt much memorization, but some electives brought me down and i dont remember doing so hot my second semester in chemistry (for some reason a lot of the material did not immediately click and i didnt invest the time to force it to click).
then the thing that did me in the worst was my last semester of college when i was working in pittsburgh and going to school in cleveland-- i had 2 apartments. fortunately i had done enough classes that i was only a part time student my last semester, but all of my classes were electives (finished all the relevant stuff early, just needed to fill out my credits) and i managed to miss a few geology labs and screw up my final astronomy class (im an astronomy minor. but if you ask me astronomy questions i probably wont be able to help you :(). and i got Cs across the board. so when i graduated i had a 3.52.
so those are my excuses... but i think a 3.52 is decent. in the event that i ever did go onto grad school, since i already have research experience under my belt along with a solid recommendation and i would probably ace the GREs considering im good at taking tests, i doubt it would prevent me from getting in.
and why am i dancing and not doing something in math? lots of reasons
-i am young. im only 22. i graduated college in january so i havent even been out for a year
-came into college thinking i would do academic research and it would be awesome and pure and furthering knowledge and free from politics and bureaucracy but when i actually participated in research i quickly learned i was wrong. part of the problem might have been that my research job was in applied math (crossection with math and bio) and i really love abstract math, but research in abstract math is so obscure these days anyway. my interest in applied math is very hit and miss.
-i am a top earning dancer. i do make bank. and i am my own boss-- i have problems with authority and dont like being pushed around. and i like to travel and make my own schedule.
-i considered actuary after i decided academia wasnt for me. but it sounds soooo soulless and id have to learn everything on the financial side. i really only have the math background so id have a lot of learning to do before considering taking those exams...
so there is my life story in regards to math and why i am not using it right now. what is yours (in regards to math, not strippers making out).
ilbbaicnl
09-23-2010, 08:29 PM
^^^ BTW, I'm very sorry if I goaded you into showing an aspect of yourself that will scare away customers.
hockeybobby
09-23-2010, 08:47 PM
^^^Brains to go along with the looks is an attractive combo imo.
ilbbaicnl
09-23-2010, 09:01 PM
^^^ Not really a venue where I want to discuss many things. My GPA is slightly higher, but mostly because I went to a party school but was too ugly and broke to participate much in the partying (big advantage when grading is on the curve). In my day that set theory problem was presented to us as extra credit homework. No internet back then. I didn't realize the solution until I saw Cantor's diagnalization proof that the real numbers are uncountable (which to me seems to have holes but anyway). I have bad problems with authority too, but my being a whimp keeps it from really mattering.
Thought about Computer Science? Talked to a recruiter for Google? If you haven't, do it just for grins or to humor me if nothing else. What have you got to loose? How patriotic are you? Our engineering department looks like a fucking old age home, once we all kick, not too far in the future, everyone will be stuck with the half-assed shit from India. OK, actual, our stuff is the half-assed shit, their's is the quarter-assed shit.
Just out of curiosity, did they wait till Real Analysis in your curriculum to cover the epsilon-delta formulation of limits? My friends' kids took AP calc in high school, and got a real sissified version of limits. We got straight-dope epsilon-delta limits in frosh calc.
ilbbaicnl
09-23-2010, 09:18 PM
^^^^ BTW, were you in the Math club? This cute female math major tried to start one at my school. But, she went ape-shit and asked everybody to join. I went to the first meeting and my two ex-military friends who were English Lit (i.e. poontang) majors were there. I said "why the fuck are you guys here. See the sign m-a-t-h c-l-u-b". They said "this hot chick asked us to come, we came to meet hot chicks, but every girl here but her, I wouldn't fuck with Ronald Reagan's dick". You could have been a big help getting our Math club going.
Golden_Rule
09-23-2010, 09:58 PM
Im gonna start dancing soon . Im curious to know what guys and girls alike think is sexy? I have really no experience and am trying to learn. Which makes you like a dancer besides personality and appearance?
I'll tell you what I tell all new dancers I bump into. It might earn me a cat call or two from some of the guys [maybe even a dancer or two] but it is legit.
1) You will pick the day you start dancing. Its not a bad idea to know at that time, or very close to it, the day you will stop dancing. The reason for this is because while it may not be the only reason the main reason to take off your clothes for a living is to make money. It is very rare that this decision will not come with a price tag attached to it that will impact your life overall so know precisely how long you are going to be in before you get out and toward that end...
2) Have a plan. You don't just start dancing to make a check. At least you shouldn't start dancing just to make a check. Have a plan for that money. If you do it right it is going to come at you faster than you have probably ever experienced money coming at you before. Don't waste it figuring there will always be more later. Have a plan from the get go about how you are going to handle that money, invest it, save it, and a goal for what you are going to do with it when you are done [purchase a business, a home, what-ever just so long as it is concrete and prepares you fiscally for a long time to come after the dancing is done] because...
3) You won't expect it but you will find that money coming at you like that can be quite addictive. In fact is almost as bad as crack. Its an amazing high to find you can command the kind of money you can potentially make stripping. When it goes away it can be quite a withdrawal you will experience. Be prepared for that time. In fact, better yet, walk away while you are still on top... having made all the money you wanted to do the things you planned to do with it when you stopped dancing. And while you are at your start...
4) Think about your limits. Establish what is, and isn't, cool with you. I know hundreds of dancers and if I had a $100 bill for every dancer who told me they weren't going to do extras, ever, ever, really... ever, who six months later were offering me BJ's in the VIP I'd have one hell of a fat bank roll. These things don't happen over night. They occur in small steps. It is the end of the month, all the bills are going to be due soon but you spent your money because you were sure more was coming and it didn't... well, at least not as much as you needed. You are up against it and a clean, handsome, polite customer comes in and offers you BIG money just to let him finger your jewel. You've never done it before but you really need the money..
Even if you have no hard and fast rules you have committed to it isn't easy to turn down precisely what you need at precisely the moment you need it just to bend a little. And once you do it once, the next time gets easier.
The Marque de Sade was one hellava prick but his writings bare reading and taking to heart if you want to understand how a person is broken down, bit by bit, to become something they never were. Someone their previous self would not even recognize. Knowing and acknowledging it can happen to you is the surest way to avoid it. Finally...
5) When you are finished move if you can. Get a fresh start in a new place but if you can't don't take the baggage of dancing with you when leave it. Realize that not all men are as they seem to be in the strip-club. You won't see a lot of men at their best, but you won't see a lot of women at their best either within them. It is simply the nature of the skin trade. On that final day turn and walk away and leave most of it in the club, BEHIND YOU.
Wishing well...
Golden_Rule
09-23-2010, 10:12 PM
Can you name one example of such a place?
Connecticut, for one, though there are others.
Their state prostitution law states:
Sec. 53a-82: Prostitution: Class A misdemeanor
(a) A person is guilty of prostitution when such person engages or agrees or offers to engage in sexual conduct with another person in return for a fee.
Now I am NOT saying that an ass't prosecutor would push the issue but please notice that it specifically says "sexual conduct".
Kissing can certainly be defined as sexual conduct, and there is no question that hand jobs are.
Kylea2
09-24-2010, 12:54 AM
^^^ Exactly.
hockeybobby
09-24-2010, 05:54 AM
Hey hockeybobby you THANK her for writing about me giving old men blowjobs. I hope you wern't jerking off or anything when you were reading that part. Ew.
I thanked her for an interesting and entertaining post. I think, even though she was giving you the business a little, you'd have to agree it was a good one...no?
rickdugan
09-24-2010, 05:01 PM
^^^ You insults are uninspired but you're no math poser. I'm surprised your GPA is only 3.5. You must have gone to Stanford or something, or not especially given a shit about grades. If you ever want to switch to math-related work, I'm ready to do what (if anything) I can to help. You're a butthead, but you've got talent that shouldn't go to waste if you decide your life would be better using it. You must really love dancing or be in the top fraction of a percent earnings-wise. I'm sure you know you could make way more money than most dancers do as an actuary or working for a hedge fund. I hope your professors did not turn you off on math. You were probably smarter than them, and that plus your being a butthead made for a bad sitch. It's different once you reach the people who can earn from your talent. They'll take what you can do, scrape the shit you'll also give them off of it, sell it for a mint, kick you back some six-figure crumbs. Wouldn't surprise me if you've got it in you to be the next Bill Gates (he's probably a worse butthead), but of course that also takes a whole lot of luck too.
Wow, and career advice too. Thank goodness you were here to shine the light on the brighter path for Athena. You, sir, are a true White Knight of the old school.
Your ability to forecast Athena's career potential based upon a back and forth discussion of set theory is impressive. Now I myself might have been a little hesitant in making definitive statements about someone's potential success in writing advanced code based upon a mathematical proof, but you clearly have much greater insight than I. Similarly, no doubt that your understanding of the hedge fund industry is such that you have already determined how she will translate her knowledge of math into a deep understanding of markets; investment instruments and capital structures; industry specific legal and regulatory hurdles; and a variety of other factors, many very specific to niche funds and industries, that are necessary in order to succesfully invest in the complex and exotic deals often entered into by a private fund.
Though your ability to write coherently is somewhat limited at best, that limitation is no doubt far outweighed by your other many talents. ::)
Now I have no doubt that Athena is a very bright and capable person (and I suspect far more so than you), but I found the arrogance and condescension of your comments to be amusing. I am sure that she knows what is best for her and that she will make decisions about her future as she is ready to do so.
KS_Stevia
09-24-2010, 07:03 PM
Actuary is a deathly boring job.
Hedge fund: coming from a financial industry background, I can assure you, she would be working 90 hours a week in a super high-stress environment, not able to enjoy her life. Burnout would be inevitable.
There is plenty of time to get a desk job. Stripping provides a lot of freedom. I did it on an off for many years and got to go on great adventures in the world. Its about way more than the money. Hell, stripper money isn't even all that great anymore, but its fast, its immediate, and one can work almost anywhere anytime.
ilbbaicnl
09-24-2010, 07:34 PM
Connecticut, for one, though there are others.
Their state prostitution law states:
Sec. 53a-82: Prostitution: Class A misdemeanor
(a) A person is guilty of prostitution when such person engages or agrees or offers to engage in sexual conduct with another person in return for a fee.
Now I am NOT saying that an ass't prosecutor would push the issue but please notice that it specifically says "sexual conduct".
Kissing can certainly be defined as sexual conduct, and there is no question that hand jobs are.
I doubt the courts would interpret kissing but not topless lap dancing as sexual conduct. And I'm pretty sure there are topless LD clubs in CT. I already agreed places that require air dancing would not allow kissing.
Athenathefabulous
09-24-2010, 07:41 PM
Wow, and career advice too. Thank goodness you were here to shine the light on the brighter path for Athena. You, sir, are a true White Knight of the old school.
Your ability to forecast Athena's career potential based upon a back and forth discussion of set theory is impressive. Now I myself might have been a little hesitant in making definitive statements about someone's potential success in writing advanced code based upon a mathematical proof, but you clearly have much greater insight than I. Similarly, no doubt that your understanding of the hedge fund industry is such that you have already determined how she will translate her knowledge of math into a deep understanding of markets; investment instruments and capital structures; industry specific legal and regulatory hurdles; and a variety of other factors, many very specific to niche funds and industries, that are necessary in order to succesfully invest in the complex and exotic deals often entered into by a private fund.
Though your ability to write coherently is somewhat limited at best, that limitation is no doubt far outweighed by your other many talents. ::)
Now I have no doubt that Athena is a very bright and capable person (and I suspect far more so than you), but I found the arrogance and condescension of your comments to be amusing. I am sure that she knows what is best for her and that she will make decisions about her future as she is ready to do so.
indeed being able to tell that i am talented off of one proof is ridiculous. a lot of people in the 9-5 world tend to get shocked when people who they expect to be uneducated actually know their shit. i remember i had a customer one time offer me a job because i was able to tell him the derivative of 2x^3 or something equally silly like that. no really, this was in new orleans, he was drunk, was like "bitch you aint no math person. ill only buy a dance if you can derive 2x^3" and i did and he was like "holy shit holy shit you are so smart why are you dancing omfg omfg come work at blah blah blah" ::).
this was actually one of my other big problems with academia. most of hte people in it came into college as sheltered little white boys and really never grew past that. sure, during college they expanded by doing their homework, passing their tests, maybe even taking up research and became somewhat less sheltered at fratboy keg parties, but when push comes to shove, they are completely devoid of street smarts. nor do they have any respect for street smarts. these days i feel like my college degree was no more than a very expensive defense when someone tries to say im not smart. because tell an academic that you are street smart not book smart and they roll their eyes at you, completely unable to understand how a different persons circumstance could have led them to not go to college. so at least when needed i have some bragging rights.
and as far as the career advice: yes it is white knight syndrome. but at the same time, one of the reasons why my math degree is lying to waste is because after i became disenchanted with the academic world, i couldnt think of anything to do with it. actuary is to soulless, cant work for the government because i am an anarchist so it wouldnt sit well with my conscience (ironic, eh?), and as far as comp sci goes my only programming knowledge is java and matlab. So if someone actually could suggest some sort of freelance type situation that involved abstract math or applied math in an area i was interested in? im not too closed minded to look into it.
Actuary is a deathly boring job.
Hedge fund: coming from a financial industry background, I can assure you, she would be working 90 hours a week in a super high-stress environment, not able to enjoy her life. Burnout would be inevitable.
There is plenty of time to get a desk job. Stripping provides a lot of freedom. I did it on an off for many years and got to go on great adventures in the world. Its about way more than the money. Hell, stripper money isn't even all that great anymore, but its fast, its immediate, and one can work almost anywhere anytime.
actually im pretty sure that if i had better work ethic (i.e. working on a regular basis) then i could outearn an actuary no sweat. an actuary is what, 100k? thats not hard to break as a dancer IF you go to work more than sporadically. thats only 2k a week... easy to do. but of course being a flakey dancer, there tend to be weeks or even a month at a time where i dont work.
but yea you hit the nail on the head about why i am dancing vs. a job that would make me want to kill myself.
ilbbaicnl
09-24-2010, 07:44 PM
Wow, and career advice too. Thank goodness you were here to shine the light on the brighter path for Athena. You, sir, are a true White Knight of the old school.
Your ability to forecast Athena's career potential based upon a back and forth discussion of set theory is impressive. Now I myself might have been a little hesitant in making definitive statements about someone's potential success in writing advanced code based upon a mathematical proof, but you clearly have much greater insight than I. Similarly, no doubt that your understanding of the hedge fund industry is such that you have already determined how she will translate her knowledge of math into a deep understanding of markets; investment instruments and capital structures; industry specific legal and regulatory hurdles; and a variety of other factors, many very specific to niche funds and industries, that are necessary in order to succesfully invest in the complex and exotic deals often entered into by a private fund. ...
Yep, that's all pretty accurate, although I'm just going on what I've heard, which is always subject to possible inaccuracy. One correction is that I believe hedge funds have math wonks and finance wonks, generally no one is expected to master it all.
Please give me pointers as to how I can continue to merit your undying hatred, I feel very honoured by it.
Athenathefabulous
09-24-2010, 07:45 PM
I doubt the courts would interpret kissing but not topless lap dancing as sexual conduct. And I'm pretty sure there are topless LD clubs in CT. I already agreed places that require air dancing would not allow kissing.
also the reason why you are being hazed on this board is not because you make out with dancers, tons of the blues do it on here, but the fact that you are too retarded to know that it is dirty. you are on a board full of seasoned dancers who do know their shit. when we say kissing is considered dirty and is not something that a clean dancer would do, we are correct. Just because you know set theory does not mean you know shit about this topic.
the other blues do much dirtier things, but at least they are smart enough to know that what the strippers do for them is illegal and considered extra services. As soon as you get the picture that you are a newbie here and open your mind to the fact that you might be wrong, you will fit in just fine. its really not that hard.
hockeybobby
09-24-2010, 07:59 PM
This thread has gone right into the shitter.
lopaw
09-24-2010, 08:13 PM
This thread has gone right into the shitter.
Actually, watching the newb getting his ass handed to him by rick & Athena is quite entertaining.
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/missjtiger/smileys/watchdrama8jm.gif
^ I agree HB. Way, way off topic. I have to say that Labia is a provocateur (and a knucklehead) but he does drive some post counts which probably helps the site in terms of advertisement. I am surprised however at Athena's very in depth responses to him. I mean, she has an excellent command of the language and I bet could rip him a new one in a few sentences. Well written and concise sarcasm is an excellent tool.
Anyways, carry on.
FBR
Athenathefabulous
09-24-2010, 08:23 PM
Actually, watching the newb getting his ass handed to him by rick & Athena is quite entertaining.
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/missjtiger/smileys/watchdrama8jm.gif
at least its good for something!
^ I agree HB. Way, way off topic. I have to say that Labia is a provocateur (and a knucklehead) but he does drive some post counts which probably helps the site in terms of advertisement. I am surprised however at Athena's very in depth responses to him. I mean, she has an excellent command of the language and I bet could rip him a new one in a few sentences. Well written and concise sarcasm is an excellent tool.
Anyways, carry on.
FBR
i guess its time for a little more shallowness:
titz, yo
http://motivationalimage.com/old/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/nuns_have_tits.jpg
*also that image happened to be the first thing to pop up in google images when i typed in 'tits.' weird...
Titz are always good but nuns titz are the best. Increases the perv factor.
FBR
ilbbaicnl
09-24-2010, 08:58 PM
indeed being able to tell that i am talented off of one proof is ridiculous. a lot of people in the 9-5 world tend to get shocked when people who they expect to be uneducated actually know their shit. i remember i had a customer one time offer me a job because i was able to tell him the derivative of 2x^3 or something equally silly like that. no really, this was in new orleans, he was drunk, was like "bitch you aint no math person. ill only buy a dance if you can derive 2x^3" and i did and he was like "holy shit holy shit you are so smart why are you dancing omfg omfg come work at blah blah blah" ::).
this was actually one of my other big problems with academia. most of hte people in it came into college as sheltered little white boys and really never grew past that. sure, during college they expanded by doing their homework, passing their tests, maybe even taking up research and became somewhat less sheltered at fratboy keg parties, but when push comes to shove, they are completely devoid of street smarts. nor do they have any respect for street smarts. these days i feel like my college degree was no more than a very expensive defense when someone tries to say im not smart. because tell an academic that you are street smart not book smart and they roll their eyes at you, completely unable to understand how a different persons circumstance could have led them to not go to college. so at least when needed i have some bragging rights.
and as far as the career advice: yes it is white knight syndrome. but at the same time, one of the reasons why my math degree is lying to waste is because after i became disenchanted with the academic world, i couldnt think of anything to do with it. actuary is to soulless, cant work for the government because i am an anarchist so it wouldnt sit well with my conscience (ironic, eh?), and as far as comp sci goes my only programming knowledge is java and matlab. So if someone actually could suggest some sort of freelance type situation that involved abstract math or applied math in an area i was interested in? im not too closed minded to look into it.
actually im pretty sure that if i had better work ethic (i.e. working on a regular basis) then i could outearn an actuary no sweat. an actuary is what, 100k? thats not hard to break as a dancer IF you go to work more than sporadically. thats only 2k a week... easy to do. but of course being a flakey dancer, there tend to be weeks or even a month at a time where i dont work.
but yea you hit the nail on the head about why i am dancing vs. a job that would make me want to kill myself.
I took your knowledge of the proof as a good preponderance of the evidence that your claims about your education were true. (Do you think there are a lot of non-Math majors who would know it?) In my day, a 3.5 GPA would put you in the cream of the crop, although I guess the averages are higher now. Ever since a dancer told me she'd have my baby while I was still fertile (to give just one example), I've been overly suspicious of what dancers say, sorry. Aren't you overly suspicious of what car salespeople say, or even other dancers? You're a very hostile person, and hostile people often seem to enjoy misleading people just for the fun of doing it. You're the first math-major stripper I ever heard of.
Why do you care so much whether or not people you have contempt for think you're smart?
How impressive is your research? I think there are some companies, perhaps Google and Apple are among them, who, if they see potential in you, will wait 6 months to a year for you to learn specific skills and ramp up to full speed. Lots of places don't care how much of a freak you are. But I doubt it would work anywhere to express so much hostility to your co-workers (unless you can hold it in till you become a manager, and always remember to kiss up and kick down). Wouldn't surprise me too much if there's some small software company like Anarcho-Lesbian Solutions or something in the San Fran area. There is this place , , but I think you'd at least have to go back and get a 2nd bachelor's or MS in Comp Sci.
In non-artistic freelancing, from what I've seen/heard, you have to suck up at least as bad as any employee. The freelance consultants I've worked with are often much worse posers than any dancer.
Actuaries start at low 6 figures after they pass the first 2 tests I think. Don't know what they top out at if they acutally take all the tests.
I've know dancers who started businesses with seed capital from wealthy customers. Is any of your applied math research something that you could build a high-tech start-up around? I'm guessing you have the hustle, just need the product and the seed capital. And to want it badly enough to put everything else on the back burner, which maybe you don't.
Is a desire to avoid hard-contact dancing what keeps you dancing only in the US?
If by white knight you mean I think it's sad you can't work in math because of the baggage that goes with it, guilty as charged. Feel somewhat sorry for myself about that too.
ilbbaicnl
09-24-2010, 09:15 PM
also the reason why you are being hazed on this board is not because you make out with dancers, tons of the blues do it on here, but the fact that you are too retarded to know that it is dirty. you are on a board full of seasoned dancers who do know their shit. when we say kissing is considered dirty and is not something that a clean dancer would do, we are correct. Just because you know set theory does not mean you know shit about this topic.
the other blues do much dirtier things, but at least they are smart enough to know that what the strippers do for them is illegal and considered extra services. As soon as you get the picture that you are a newbie here and open your mind to the fact that you might be wrong, you will fit in just fine. its really not that hard.
Unitl you all can figure out how to give me a wedgy over the internet, I'm indifferent to your hazing. I have forgotten 95% of the math I learned, that one problem just stuck with me. I claim no credentials whatsoever in the field of Nun Stripper Theory, which encompasses the topic of that is clean and what is dirty dancing. I'm totally indifferent to it, as I already have a good knowledge of the various hygene risks (many of which I do choose to ignore), and consider club management the best source of information as to club rules and relevant local law. If you say something relevant to this that doesn't advance your financial interests, I'll believe it, otherwise, I won't.
ilbbaicnl
09-24-2010, 09:24 PM
Actually, watching the newb getting his ass handed to him by rick & Athena is quite entertaining.
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/missjtiger/smileys/watchdrama8jm.gif
I'm very sure Athena doesn't want her hands on my ass. Do you think you Rick enjoys having his hands on my ass more or less than you enjoy seeing him with his hands on my ass?
yoda57us
09-24-2010, 10:23 PM
I'm very sure Athena doesn't want her hands on my ass. Do you think you Rick enjoys having his hands on my ass more or less than you enjoy seeing him with his hands on my ass?
Do you enjoy having your head up your ass?
ilbbaicnl
09-24-2010, 10:50 PM
Do you enjoy having your head up your ass?
Do you jerk off thinking about me with my head up my ass?
yoda57us
09-24-2010, 11:21 PM
Do you jerk off thinking about me with my head up my ass?
Actually once I close this window I don't think of you at all...
ilbbaicnl
09-25-2010, 02:58 AM
... I am surprised however at Athena's very in depth responses to him. ...
FBR
You almost sound jealous.
Athenathefabulous
09-25-2010, 03:21 AM
I took your knowledge of the proof as a good preponderance of the evidence that your claims about your education were true. (Do you think there are a lot of non-Math majors who would know it?) In my day, a 3.5 GPA would put you in the cream of the crop, although I guess the averages are higher now. Ever since a dancer told me she'd have my baby while I was still fertile (to give just one example), I've been overly suspicious of what dancers say, sorry. Aren't you overly suspicious of what car salespeople say, or even other dancers? You're a very hostile person, and hostile people often seem to enjoy misleading people just for the fun of doing it. You're the first math-major stripper I ever heard of.
i dont think most people on this board or in person find me hostile. im selectively hostile.
Why do you care so much whether or not people you have contempt for think you're smart?
i dont, but i admit if i did not have my degree, i think i would develop a complex about it. because i know when people with an education are told that someone is smart due to street smarts, they retort with a condescending remark.
How impressive is your research? I think there are some companies, perhaps Google and Apple are among them, who, if they see potential in you, will wait 6 months to a year for you to learn specific skills and ramp up to full speed. Lots of places don't care how much of a freak you are. But I doubt it would work anywhere to express so much hostility to your co-workers (unless you can hold it in till you become a manager, and always remember to kiss up and kick down). Wouldn't surprise me too much if there's some small software company like Anarcho-Lesbian Solutions or something in the San Fran area. There is this place , http://www.artlogic.com/ , but I think you'd at least have to go back and get a 2nd bachelor's or MS in Comp Sci.
my research was me being an undergraduate research monkey on a project using random walks to model cell chemotaxis. nothing ground breaking.. pretty lame actually.
I've know dancers who started businesses with seed capital from wealthy customers. Is any of your applied math research something that you could build a high-tech start-up around? I'm guessing you have the hustle, just need the product and the seed capital. And to want it badly enough to put everything else on the back burner, which maybe you don't.
starting my own business one day is the most likely route i will take.
Is a desire to avoid hard-contact dancing what keeps you dancing only in the US?
work visas are a pain in the ass. and i think you can only get a holiday visa once, so im saving it for later.
If by white knight you mean I think it's sad you can't work in math because of the baggage that goes with it, guilty as charged. Feel somewhat sorry for myself about that too.
i could work in math even with the baggage, but dancing has less baggage. therefore its a good situation and doesnt require pity.
rickdugan
09-25-2010, 05:29 AM
Yep, that's all pretty accurate, although I'm just going on what I've heard, which is always subject to possible inaccuracy. One correction is that I believe hedge funds have math wonks and finance wonks, generally no one is expected to master it all.
Please give me pointers as to how I can continue to merit your undying hatred, I feel very honoured by it.
No hatred at all ilb, just a lot of amusement mixed with a little exasperation at times.
But to step back for a second and respond to your original kissing post, the biggest reason I would not kiss a stripper is that I do not know where her mouth has been.
Just this past week I messed around with four different strippers over three nights. With two of the four, kissing was out of the question as their mouths were otherwise occupied, but I can only wonder if some guy like you got to taste special RD flavored saliva later in the night. :O
With the third, I could have kissed her during my full cup lap dance, but considering the fact that she was rendering such complete service I had serious questions about where her mouth had been on the guys before me. No thanks.
The fourth I did kiss, but she works in a clean club and the kissing occurred while she was naked in my hotel bed, though only early in the visit as later, after both mouths had been put to good use, neither of us was very interested in kissing the other. }:D
So in a nutshell, I doubt that kissing a girl during a lapdance is going to become a habit for me.
ilbbaicnl
09-25-2010, 09:49 AM
i dont think most people on this board or in person find me hostile. im selectively hostile.
Going off on some people for fairly minor reasons (not just going off on everybody) counts as hostile in my book.
i dont, but i admit if i did not have my degree, i think i would develop a complex about it. because i know when people with an education are told that someone is smart due to street smarts, they retort with a condescending remark.
Condescention is never OK, but I don't think learning how to be around sketchy people is a comparable intellectual challenge to getting a Bachelor's degree.
work visas are a pain in the ass. and i think you can only get a holiday visa once, so im saving it for later.
Maybe it's an urban legend, but I've heard it said a lot that dancers can dance in Canada and Mexico because of NAFTA. I think you could dance under the table in a lot of places the way the foreign girls do here. I never heard of any limits like that on how many tourist visas you can get. From what people have told me about Amsterdam, I think you'd love it. But, from everything I've heard, the pressure to do hard contact is even higher any place outside the States.
Athenathefabulous
09-25-2010, 10:09 AM
Condescention is never OK, but I don't think learning how to be around sketchy people is a comparable intellectual challenge to getting a Bachelor's degree.
and this is the problem. first off, i dont know where you got the idea that street smarts means how to be around sketchy people.
second off, are bachelor degrees really that intellectually challenging? i went to a pretty good school and there were plenty of dumbasses who got by. i call bullshit on this.
third off, who is to say streetsmarts are not intellectually challenging? i am a logic based person but i have learned to read peoples emotions (in person) in about 30 seconds. a good dancer can deduce a lot about a customer in under the length of one song. how is that not challenging? a lot of people are more complicated than any math problem. math is beautiful, pure, and uncomplicated- hence why when we can regress and study abstract math and learn the basics structures that define math then suddenly all of the more specific math falls into place. people on the other hand are fucking weird, complex, crazy, sometimes ugly, and exceptionally complicated. sure, we sort of can model the human brain... but there is no sort of basic skeletal function that can predict how people will act 100% of the time. its a lot of guesswork.
an "intellectual" challenge is very subjective. 'educated' people assume that because they were able to attend class enough to retain information (and this really does describe most people with a degree. very few people are actually intrisnically gifted in what they study) that they have some sort of superiority over those who didnt spend 4 years in, as futurama described it, a very expensive daycare.
these idiots usually end up depending on their parents until they are 25. seriously, most of my classmates moved back home after graduation. and they think they are better than 'street smart' people who have been fending for themselves since 18?
no, i value my scrappiness and ability to turn straw into gold over my college degree any day.
ilbbaicnl
09-25-2010, 10:24 AM
No hatred at all ilb, just a lot of amusement mixed with a little exasperation at times.
Lots of amusement for the price of a little exasperation. Pie in the sky to ask for more than that in this life, Ricky mu boy.
But to step back for a second and respond to your original kissing post, the biggest reason I would not kiss a stripper is that I do not know where her mouth has been.
Just this past week I messed around with four different strippers over three nights. With two of the four, kissing was out of the question as their mouths were otherwise occupied, but I can only wonder if some guy like you got to taste special RD flavored saliva later in the night. :O
With the third, I could have kissed her during my full cup lap dance, but considering the fact that she was rendering such complete service I had serious questions about where her mouth had been on the guys before me. No thanks.
The fourth I did kiss, but she works in a clean club and the kissing occurred while she was naked in my hotel bed, though only early in the visit as later, after both mouths had been put to good use, neither of us was very interested in kissing the other. }:D
So in a nutshell, I doubt that kissing a girl during a lapdance is going to become a habit for me.
Their mouths, nipples and skin have always tasted good to me, that's all I worry about. (Maybe Athena's right, and I have a subconscious desire to give you a BJ.) My dad was the type that would tell you that McDonald's puts worms in their burgers right when you were eating a Big Mac, so I"ve learned to put that sort of thing out of my mind. But keep trying, you seem to be a man who enjoys a challenge.
Hopefully the nun strippers will continue to warn the other strippers about the dangers of oral herpes, mono, and aids, so they can make informed choices.
ilbbaicnl
09-25-2010, 10:47 AM
and this is the problem. first off, i dont know where you got the idea that street smarts means how to be around sketchy people.
second off, are bachelor degrees really that intellectually challenging? i went to a pretty good school and there were plenty of dumbasses who got by. i call bullshit on this.
third off, who is to say streetsmarts are not intellectually challenging? i am a logic based person but i have learned to read peoples emotions (in person) in about 30 seconds. a good dancer can deduce a lot about a customer in under the length of one song. how is that not challenging? a lot of people are more complicated than any math problem. math is beautiful, pure, and uncomplicated- hence why when we can regress and study abstract math and learn the basics structures that define math then suddenly all of the more specific math falls into place. people on the other hand are fucking weird, complex, crazy, sometimes ugly, and exceptionally complicated. sure, we sort of can model the human brain... but there is no sort of basic skeletal function that can predict how people will act 100% of the time. its a lot of guesswork.
an "intellectual" challenge is very subjective. 'educated' people assume that because they were able to attend class enough to retain information (and this really does describe most people with a degree. very few people are actually intrisnically gifted in what they study) that they have some sort of superiority over those who didnt spend 4 years in, as futurama described it, a very expensive daycare.
these idiots usually end up depending on their parents until they are 25. seriously, most of my classmates moved back home after graduation. and they think they are better than 'street smart' people who have been fending for themselves since 18?
no, i value my scrappiness and ability to turn straw into gold over my college degree any day.
What you call street smarts I would call selling skills. No interest in debates about what words mean. You are very right that there are many things (selling, fixing cars, art or being an artisan, sophisticated carpentry, playing a musical instrument, etc.) that require smarts to do well, smarts that you won't get from college. There are many extremely smart people in this world who don't know how to read. I'd disagree that people who finish college have not shown themselves to have a certain level of smarts. But I have heard it said that many corporations like to hire college graduates mostly because getting use to the absurdity of the typical college prepares you for the absurdity of the typical corporation.
It's hostile to call people idiots because they lack some of your capabilities. Many of the people you are criticizing could be dancers. It's just outside their boundaries the same way that dirty dancing is outside your boundaries. Would you dirty dance if you had to, to avoid being dependant on relatives?
It's not a bad thing to have parents who don't want to just let you fend for yourself.
JoeUnCool
09-25-2010, 06:08 PM
^ I agree HB. Way, way off topic. I have to say that Labia is a provocateur (and a knucklehead) but he does drive some post counts which probably helps the site in terms of advertisement. I am surprised however at Athena's very in depth responses to him. I mean, she has an excellent command of the language and I bet could rip him a new one in a few sentences. Well written and concise sarcasm is an excellent tool.
Anyways, carry on.
FBR
If since FBR has no problems with it, I'll poll the group.
Is ilbbaicnl a:
Troll.
Someone with no clue.
Other.
Please vote now.
ilbbaicnl
09-25-2010, 06:12 PM
If since FBR has no problems with it, I'll poll the group.
Is ilbbaicnl a:
Troll.
Someone with no clue.
Other.
Please vote now.
Why not make a real poll?
yoda57us
09-25-2010, 07:44 PM
If since FBR has no problems with it, I'll poll the group.
Is ilbbaicnl a:
Troll.
Someone with no clue.
Other.
Please vote now.
Why bother? He could be all or none of the above. It's pretty easy to ignore his posts if you don't find any redeeming value in them. I'm presently reading about 20 percent of what he posts though last week it was probably closer to 80 percent...
lopaw
09-25-2010, 08:10 PM
Do you think you Rick enjoys having his hands on my ass more or less than you enjoy seeing him with his hands on my ass?
Pretty sure no one here wants anything to do with your ass, period.
But thanks for sharing your homo-erotic fantasy with us.
ilbbaicnl
09-25-2010, 08:14 PM
Pretty sure no one here wants anything to do with your ass, period.
But thanks for sharing your homo-erotic fantasy with us.
I wasn't the one who brought my ass into it.
lopaw
09-25-2010, 08:19 PM
I wasn't the one who brought my ass into it.
You asked a question, and I answered it.
Are we done now?
Thank you.
ilbbaicnl
09-25-2010, 09:34 PM
You asked a question, and I answered it.
Are we done now?
Thank you.
Glad you're done with my ass. Hopefully you'll leave it in peace from now on.
yoda57us
09-25-2010, 09:54 PM
Oh please just drop the silly persecution complex and act like an adult. Take your medicine or move on.
Your "WARNING" is the single dumbest thing I've ever seen posted on SW...and that's really saying something!
ilbbaicnl
09-25-2010, 10:55 PM
Oh please just drop the silly persecution complex and act like an adult. Take your medicine or move on.
Your "WARNING" is the single dumbest thing I've ever seen posted on SW...and that's really saying something!
I guess I have to obey you. Otherwise, (gasp!) absolutely nothing will happen to me. I guess you pointlessly bark orders at people since impotence is something you've become very comfortable with.
yoda57us
09-25-2010, 11:11 PM
I guess I have to obey you. Otherwise, (gasp!) absolutely nothing will happen to me. I guess you pointlessly bark orders at people since impotence is something you've become very comfortable with.
"Obey"? Are you some sort of former military ilby? Nothing in my post is meant to be anything other than an exasperated plea for you to simply get over yourself. If you want to participate in the board go right ahead. Right now you are just trying to make it all about you.
The only thing I'm "comfortable" with is posting what's on my mind and not worrying about what other anonymous strangers think of me...
mortalman
09-26-2010, 12:33 AM
Do you jerk off thinking about me with my head up my ass?
I guess you pointlessly bark orders at people since impotence is something you've become very comfortable with.
Great snappy comebacks sir. :highfive:
You really got me :rotfl: with those.
:laughing: you can't learn that kind of wit in college, you pick that up on the streets!
Wow, Dane Cook has nothing on you.
Now, back to :lurk: mode for me. :wave: