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Jester no changes in authority.
Perry, i am the sheriff. If you were unwelcome I would have let you know. Your posts have been pretty solid up to this point.
FBR
mortalman
10-12-2010, 08:59 PM
This is too sick. Women are pretending to be all modern and independent - but say one is hotter than the other and they freak out like insecure teeny boppers. Then start waxing hypothetically about their future husbands and children. Anyone have a Justin Beiber poster up to practice kissing on, too?
I realize you're not looking for approval down here in the blue cesspool, but that is probably the most humorous thing I've ever read here. Thanks :D
Edit: I just reread your post and laughed again :D
Kellydancer
10-12-2010, 09:47 PM
I was just trying to make the point that there are ways around the system. On my end, during that period my wife wasn't able to take communion which was a big deal to her but once we figured it out all was good. So bottom line I am saying there are workarounds if a religious issue is problematic. You just have to investigate and ask questions.
FBR
Friends of mine are devout Catholics, were able to marry in the church even though he's divorced. He got an annulment. This might be acceptable to me depending on the circumstances.
_Avery_
10-13-2010, 08:54 AM
I find it repulsive that you would consider having children and not nursing. Seriously, I think it should be punishable by law, just like other forms of child abuse. If you have them, you should imho, be required to do what is best for their development, if you are physically able. The differences between formula fed babies and breast fed are just to extreme. Please look into it. At 1 yr old a formula fed baby has terrible eyesight, can barely make out objects and cant identify faces without scent, where a bf baby has close to 20/20....there are numerous other differences that make it just cruel not to nurse if you are capable. Plus there are recent issues that suggest the new formula with the additives can stunt brain development.
Not this again!!
LOL
My son was on formula and has never had ANY health issues. He is developed, strong, smart and totally fine.
..punishable by law??!! For raising my son how I choose to raise him?
He is happy, healthy and beautiful and no, I didn't nurse....formula is fine. As long as the child is getting nurished, fed, loved...who cares wether it's from a tit or a bottle?
edit:
Sorry to threadjack...was just catching up on this thread and read that...HAD to respond.
kaiarose
10-13-2010, 10:17 AM
Yes, I saw her post too and bit my fucking tongue. Take your b.s. back upstairs chick.
THE OTHER JANITOR
10-13-2010, 02:18 PM
Jeebus Crispeez!! I leave for awhile and all hellacious breaks loose. It is nice to see FBR, CP, and even Mr. Punk. Looks like y'all have the basement in order I see. Just poppin in to enjoy the drama.
Chili Palmer
10-13-2010, 05:45 PM
Ya think Paula Cole was channeling Nostradamus regarding this thread?
Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?
Oh you get me ready in your 56 chevy
Why don't we go sit down in the shade
Take shelter on my front porch
The dandy lion sun scorching,
Like a glass of cold lemonade
I will do the laundry if you pay all the bills
CHORUS:
Where is my John Wayne
Where is my prairie son
Where is my happy ending
Where have all the cowboys gone
Why don't you stay the evening
Kick back and watch the TV
And I'll fix a little something to eat
Oh I know your back hurts from working on the tractor
How do you take your coffee my sweet
I will raise the children if you pay all the bills
Chorus
I am wearing my new dress tonight
But you don't, but you don't even notice me
Say our goodbyes
Say our goodbyes
Say our goodbyes
We finally sold the chevy
When we had another baby
And you took the job in tennessee
You made friends at the farm
And you joined them at the bar
Almost every single day of the week
I will wash the dishes while you go have a beer
Chorus
Where is my Marlboro man
Where is his shiny gun
Where is my lonely ranger
Where have all the cowboys gone
Where have all the cowboys gone
Where have all the cowboys gone
Yippee aw, yippee yea (6 times)
---
Except, of course, some of you ladies won't do the laundry, wash the dishes or raise the kids, either, even if we pay all the bills.
CP
Athenathefabulous
10-13-2010, 06:39 PM
^^well I think a lot of us are assuming that a maid is included within those bills ;).
Meh, I like my borderline relationship with my borderline-cougar (I say borderline cougar as she is older and wealthier than me but doesn't really act like a cougar). now. And neither of us would pay eachothers bills. But things are much different in a girl-girl set up.
Chili Palmer
10-13-2010, 06:44 PM
^^^Glad you enjoyed your burger. ;D
CP
hockeybobby
10-13-2010, 06:50 PM
^^well I think a lot of us are assuming that a maid is included within those bills ;).
Meh, I like my borderline relationship with my borderline-cougar (I say borderline cougar as she is older and wealthier than me but doesn't really act like a cougar). now. And neither of us would pay eachothers bills. But things are much different in a girl-girl set up.
This thread just took a surprising turn for the better. :)
Chili Palmer
10-13-2010, 06:57 PM
This thread just took a surprising turn for the better. :)
Yes indeed. Not quite of the magnitude of "I am your father, Luke" or "My daughter...my sister...my daughter...my sister" but definitely a nice turn of events.
CP
hockeybobby
10-13-2010, 07:16 PM
^^^Hehe...or, "we interupt your regularly scheduled broadcast of: Municipal Round Table, with....
A Football game!!"
Homer: WOO HOOOO !!
jester214
10-13-2010, 09:51 PM
Jester no changes in authority.
I was joking... but it does appear there has been some level of attitude shift.
mortalman
10-13-2010, 11:24 PM
This thread just took a surprising turn for the better. :)
Yes indeed. Not quite of the magnitude of "I am your father, Luke" or "My daughter...my sister...my daughter...my sister" but definitely a nice turn of events.
CP
Cmon guys, mention a couple of girls gettin' busy and you melt like ice cream.
Stay strong brothers, don't forget what we're dealing with here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaZxjMqooNE&feature=player_embedded
Hi Athena :wave:
foodgroup
10-14-2010, 01:06 AM
And like I said, I know tons and tons of guys completely go for Zin. But I also do know guys that literally will not date a woman with implants, esp not modest implants. Like super nature health geek type guys like my step-dad and ex. She prob wouldn't want those guys anyway, that's what's so nice about the world. Everyone can find happiness in different ways.
Thank you, I'm a super nature health geek and can't stand fake blondes or fake tits. The trend is so over that even my middle-aged suburban sister has bolt-ons now.
As a straight man, I am attracted to women that look like women, not tranny hookers.
Thanks.
Kisca
10-14-2010, 01:13 AM
Thank you, I'm a super nature health geek and can't stand fake blondes or fake tits. The trend is so over that even my middle-aged suburban sister has bolt-ons now.
As a straight man, I am attracted to women that look like women, not tranny hookers.
Thanks.
Dont stereo-type the "blonde and fake tits" just cause you seen a bad share doesnt mean you know the difference.
Athenathefabulous
10-14-2010, 01:20 AM
Thank you, I'm a super nature health geek and can't stand fake blondes or fake tits. The trend is so over that even my middle-aged suburban sister has bolt-ons now.
As a straight man, I am attracted to women that look like women, not tranny hookers.
Thanks.
Shit, are we really going back to the what is hottest arguement?
Think quick athena, think quick.... GOT IT!
LESBIAN POWER!
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foodgroup
10-14-2010, 01:39 AM
Dont stereo-type the "blonde and fake tits" just cause you seen a bad share doesnt mean you know the difference.
You are probably right. I have the bad jobs in mind, but the good ones sneak in, jiggling and bouncing, under my radar... ;)
princessjas
10-14-2010, 07:12 AM
^^well I think a lot of us are assuming that a maid is included within those bills ;).
Meh, I like my borderline relationship with my borderline-cougar (I say borderline cougar as she is older and wealthier than me but doesn't really act like a cougar). now. And neither of us would pay eachothers bills. But things are much different in a girl-girl set up.
I won't be your maid but I'd pay for some stuff! }:D
So, would 35 (soon) disqualify me? lol Everyone says I look 20 (thank you veg diet!!
rlams2000
10-14-2010, 07:24 AM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-fact.jpg
KaylaM
10-14-2010, 08:26 AM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-fact.jpg
So. Far. From. The. Truth.
Men. ::)
LOL
Perry
10-14-2010, 10:11 AM
I'm used to the basement being a place of debouchery, perving, high-fiving, and perhaps, the sent of cigars and axe body spray. It used to be too much for my delicate female sensitivites. But I've gotten older and grumpier, and the day may be comming that I fit in.
rlams2000
10-14-2010, 10:47 AM
^^come on down.
JoeUnCool
10-14-2010, 11:09 AM
I'm used to the basement being a place of debouchery, perving, high-fiving, and perhaps, the sent of cigars and axe body spray. It used to be too much for my delicate female sensitivites. But I've gotten older and grumpier, and the day may be comming that I fit in.
hopefully, you aren't too grumpy baby. Now, take your cute little buns over to the fridge and get me a beer while I watch some football. }:D
JoeUnCool
10-14-2010, 11:10 AM
So. Far. From. The. Truth.
Men. ::)
LOL
Agreed, everyone knows that two out of five are at least bisexual. :P
JoeUnCool
10-14-2010, 11:12 AM
This thread just took a surprising turn for the better. :)
Or worse depending on where you stand on the subject. ;)
kaiarose
10-14-2010, 11:13 AM
I'd say most dancers are bi-sexual or bi-curious... or fairweather lesbos..
Perry
10-14-2010, 11:13 AM
hopefully, you aren't too grumpy baby. Now, take your cute little buns over to the fridge and get me a beer while I watch some football. }:D
I would love to! But I'm afraid proper ettiquette dictates the host serves. I'll take a framboise lambic, sweet pea.
ETA: I may not be ready for the basement just yet.
KaylaM
10-14-2010, 11:16 AM
Agreed, everyone knows that two out of five are at least bisexual. :P
This one isn't bisexual or lesbian.. so she really doesn't care what you say. :P
kaiarose
10-14-2010, 11:18 AM
i would love to! But i'm afraid proper ettiquette dictates the host serves. I'll take a framboise lambic, sweet pea.
Eta: I may not be ready for the basement just yet.
lmfao!!!
_Avery_
10-14-2010, 11:24 AM
Agreed, everyone knows that two out of five are at least bisexual. :P
Even more so when alcohol is added. ;)
Athenathefabulous
10-14-2010, 12:10 PM
Agreed, everyone knows that two out of five are at least bisexual.
Im convinced that 'straight women' dont actually exist ;).
as the phrase goes, 'straight' really means 'straight to bed' }:D.
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-fact.jpg
this is so full of win. now make that brunette a bit blonder and more swedish looking and that would definitely be me!.
I won't be your maid but I'd pay for some stuff! }:D
So, would 35 (soon) disqualify me? lol Everyone says I look 20 (thank you veg diet!!
would 35 disqualify you? hellz no! youre hot! :-*
my current semi-girlfreind is 33. lately ive been going for girls who are my age + some. i used to always go for the crazy bi girls who were like 18-20, but i think ive grown out of it. well, actually thats probably a lie, but im taking a break from it.
Redwolf
10-14-2010, 12:26 PM
I would love to! But I'm afraid proper ettiquette dictates the host serves. I'll take a framboise lambic, sweet pea.
ETA: I may not be ready for the basement just yet.
Perry, if you ask for a Framboise, I would bring it to you.
Nice, very nice tastes.
Redwolf
10-14-2010, 12:29 PM
Even more so when alcohol is added. ;)
Well, make sure that you have a safe ride home. ;D
princessjas
10-14-2010, 06:51 PM
Im convinced that 'straight women' dont actually exist ;).
as the phrase goes, 'straight' really means 'straight to bed' }:D.
this is so full of win. now make that brunette a bit blonder and more swedish looking and that would definitely be me!.
would 35 disqualify you? hellz no! youre hot! :-*
my current semi-girlfreind is 33. lately ive been going for girls who are my age + some. i used to always go for the crazy bi girls who were like 18-20, but i think ive grown out of it. well, actually thats probably a lie, but im taking a break from it.
Hehe, variety for the win! Barely legal baby dolls and cougars are both hot!!
I'm used to the basement being a place of debouchery, perving, high-fiving, and perhaps, the sent of cigars and axe body spray. It used to be too much for my delicate female sensitivites. But I've gotten older and grumpier, and the day may be comming that I fit in.Ha! Didn't you know that your age freezes once you engage here and become a basement dweller? You will be frozen in time so that the ballers can enjoy your nubility for a long time }:D
FBR
lopaw
10-14-2010, 08:03 PM
Agreed, everyone knows that two out of five are at least bisexual. :P
No.....more like three.
The fourth is, of course, a lesbian.
The fifth one is up for grabs.
I GOT DIBS!!! ;D
ArmySGT.
10-14-2010, 08:28 PM
So. Far. From. The. Truth.
Men. ::)
LOL
This one isn't bisexual or lesbian.. so she really doesn't care what you say. :P
Point.
Missed.
By.
Miles.
/:O
Arialandre
10-14-2010, 08:38 PM
Athena I'm going to come kidnap you for a quick grope! :P
princessjas
10-14-2010, 11:19 PM
Ha! Didn't you know that your age freezes once you engage here and become a basement dweller? You will be frozen in time so that the ballers can enjoy your nubility for a long time }:D
FBR
So I can avoid 35 forever? hehe I'm def visiting!!!
JoeUnCool
10-15-2010, 04:48 AM
ETA: I may not be ready for the basement just yet.
All jokes aside, not all the guys r sex fiends down here. Come on in, the water is great.
JoeUnCool
10-15-2010, 05:15 AM
So I can avoid 35 forever? hehe I'm def visiting!!!
I seriously don't get the hangups that women have over their age. There r lots of really good looking women that are older. When I'm in Vegas, I plan on seeing a really hot dancer that is older than I. I've seen here in the sunlight. She could easily pass for early 30s. I know other dancers just like this. Now granted genetics play a big roll, but so does taking care of yourself (and having the time to do it). Add in that older women can carry a real conversation and can talk about things intelligently and I'm hooked.
I talk about market segments a lot. Older sex women that dance......there's at least one guy that is in that market segment. :)
princessjas
10-15-2010, 06:38 AM
^^ I was actually joking. I don't have any age hangups whatsoever. I love being mid 30's and love shocking people when I tell them! hehe Most people think I'm somewhere between 20-25! lol
JoeUnCool
10-15-2010, 07:37 AM
^^ I was actually joking. I don't have any age hangups whatsoever. I love being mid 30's and love shocking people when I tell them! hehe Most people think I'm somewhere between 20-25! lol
Yeah, i get that you are joking. However, lots of girls talk themselves out of the industry because they consider themselves too old. Nothing could be further from the truth. The key is to take care of yourself. Too much sun, tanning, drinking, drugs, and such can really destroy the body. if a girl takes care of herself and has some luck in the gene pool, she can work a long time. Now, she might not want to, but that's a different discussion.
JoeUnCool
10-15-2010, 07:39 AM
Cmon guys, mention a couple of girls gettin' busy and you melt like ice cream.
Stay strong brothers, don't forget what we're dealing with here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaZxjMqooNE&feature=player_embedded
Hi Athena :wave:
As Howard Stern said in his movie: "Lesbians equals ratings!"
JoeUnCool
10-15-2010, 07:58 AM
LOL Ya my wallet when I leave work tells me Im not getting laughed at or complained about. Not saying blonde/big boobs = top earner. Our top earner is a blonde with no boobs. Its all about the hustle. But I can say without doubt that my boobs have doubled if not tripled my income and I am 7 weeks back at work and have not asked for one private dance yet. They come to me now.
I actually regularly hear guys make fun of/complain about blondes with big boobs on stage. And not just to make me feel better about myself--this is from overhearing conversations.
**this is not to say that they aren't beautiful/desirable. Just my own personal experience.**
This is really a marketsegment issue. There are guys that like blonde bomshells. There are guys that are attracted to natural looking girls. Its an issue of finding the customers that are attracted to your type. You aren't looking to please everyone, merely the ones that will spend money on YOU!
For me, physical attractiveness is important. I do like(lust for) the blonde bombshell types. Can you hold a conversation? Do you at least act intelligent? That's equally important for me. Just, puhhllleeease do not tell me about your kids or that you did a porn scene with a guy that has a 12.5 inch rod. Neither are turn ons for me.
KaylaM
10-15-2010, 08:09 AM
This is really a marketsegment issue. There are guys that like blonde bomshells. There are guys that are attracted to natural looking girls. Its an issue of finding the customers that are attracted to your type. You aren't looking to please everyone, merely the ones that will spend money on YOU!
This is gold!
Kellydancer
10-15-2010, 12:31 PM
Yeah, i get that you are joking. However, lots of girls talk themselves out of the industry because they consider themselves too old. Nothing could be further from the truth. The key is to take care of yourself. Too much sun, tanning, drinking, drugs, and such can really destroy the body. if a girl takes care of herself and has some luck in the gene pool, she can work a long time. Now, she might not want to, but that's a different discussion.
I pass much younger too. Even though I am 39 I have had people think I was early 20's. I've had people ask me which college I attended. Part of it is genetics. My mother and her side of the family all look 10-20 years younger. It's also my diet and my health. I rarely drink, don't smoke or do drugs, eat healthy food and workout. I also don't sit in the sun and don't wear makeup a lot either (makeup can cause aging too). I get guys 20-25 who hit on me because they think I am their age and when they find out I am older it turns them on in a cougar way.
I can't speak for other women but I hate telling people my age because it does hurt me in a romantic way. I have several strikes against me for being taller than average (many guys love petite women and while I'm not especially tall I am not short) and being more educated and add in age it becomes a timebomb. I've had guys turn me down because to them I am "too old" though in many cases they are older.
JoeUnCool
10-15-2010, 02:41 PM
I pass much younger too. Even though I am 39 I have had people think I was early 20's. I've had people ask me which college I attended. Part of it is genetics. My mother and her side of the family all look 10-20 years younger. It's also my diet and my health. I rarely drink, don't smoke or do drugs, eat healthy food and workout. I also don't sit in the sun and don't wear makeup a lot either (makeup can cause aging too). I get guys 20-25 who hit on me because they think I am their age and when they find out I am older it turns them on in a cougar way.
I can't speak for other women but I hate telling people my age because it does hurt me in a romantic way. I have several strikes against me for being taller than average (many guys love petite women and while I'm not especially tall I am not short) and being more educated and add in age it becomes a timebomb. I've had guys turn me down because to them I am "too old" though in many cases they are older.
........drool.........drool......... Is it to early in the relationship to tell you I lust for you? How would you like to be my future ex-wife?
safado
10-15-2010, 02:49 PM
I pass much younger too. Even though I am 39 I have had people think I was early 20's. I've had people ask me which college I attended. Part of it is genetics. My mother and her side of the family all look 10-20 years younger. It's also my diet and my health. I rarely drink, don't smoke or do drugs, eat healthy food and workout. I also don't sit in the sun and don't wear makeup a lot either (makeup can cause aging too). I get guys 20-25 who hit on me because they think I am their age and when they find out I am older it turns them on in a cougar way.
I can't speak for other women but I hate telling people my age because it does hurt me in a romantic way. I have several strikes against me for being taller than average (many guys love petite women and while I'm not especially tall I am not short) and being more educated and add in age it becomes a timebomb. I've had guys turn me down because to them I am "too old" though in many cases they are older.
This post is useless without pics!