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dick_needle
07-18-2011, 11:10 PM
My critique
It must be sad being you. I bet you never get laid.
great. Love it
How do women know when you have it in them?
good
I wouldn't even be able to feel you if you fucked me in the ass.
OK
I'd be afraid to suck it, I might swallow it.
no. Too silly
What's the point of having a penis. It's so small you should have it removed and become a woman.
no. If I didn't have my small dick how would I get to enjoy SPH?
I bet you have to use your finger and thumb to masturbate.
good
Don't squeeze to hard, you might pull it off.
no. Too silly
I mainly sub, but I do like small dick humiliation. Because it's such a disappointment to me when I get with a man and his penis is small. I think of all the things I want to tell real life people and use it on these guys. Sorry men, I just don't want no itty bitty, teeny weeny, short, short....
You don't have to be sorry. What woman does want a useless dick.
dick_needle
07-18-2011, 11:15 PM
i love sdh... things i like to say
well the moment they turn on their cam i'll burst out in uncontrollable laughter and roll around my bed.
alrite, whenever you're ready.. u can take the cam off your belly button and put it on ur dick...
eww i hate outtie belly buttons
wow its hard right now? i bet when it's soft it's inverted
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
thats gross
eenie weenie teenie peenie
noodle dick
ur balls look like my grandpas
thanks im officially gay now
you're probably going to have to boink me in the ass for me to feel that lil thing
what's wrong with it?
why does it look like that?
maybe you're a hermaphrodite
etc etc.... easy money, prob my fav fetish guys
Sorry but I'd be really disappointed if that was all I got. The last thing I want on my mind while I'm stroking my dinky is your grandpa and hermaphrodites. yuck!
dick_needle
07-18-2011, 11:20 PM
a little bit off topic but I came across this video and loled a little lol
Unfortunately mine's not that small. Love the lady that walks up and shakes his hand, then glances down to have a look. LOL Love to know what she was thinking.
Sharpie80
07-20-2011, 08:59 AM
When I do sph, I don't get all scary/intimidating. I don't want my callers to imagine Darth Vader in leather with a whip in his hand or something lol ::)
I usually just giggle a lot and do it in more of a teasing, slightly condescending manner , almost like you are talking to a pet dog or something (thank you Red Velvette for the tip!!). You are still sweet to it, but very aware of the fact that they are inferior. Does that make sense?
LOL! ;D "Almost like talking to a pet dog" is a fantastic way of thinking about it. The clever one-liners (while funny) don't usually do much for me because I feel they are too rehearsed. But some of the one's posted are really good. Every guy is different, but I agree that you shouldn't get Darth Vader on them unless you know for sure he wants that. I like to feel like we're in this thing together. Even though my small penis brought us into this mess and you can giggle and tease me about it, eventually you take an attitude of "ok, lets try and make this work and have some fun" if that makes any sense at all.
Sharpie80
07-20-2011, 09:18 AM
They LOVE it. Trust me. If you are doing cam2cam with a sph customer, you will see the look of joy on his face. He loves to be made fun of and will get a kick out of you laughing at his tiny weiner. I swear it is the most amusing fetish, and don't even have to be naked for this one.
hehe, I love reading that so many of you find it amusing and enjoyable. And I would tend to guess that the average sph client is a more loyal customer than the average guy. I like to do "regular" shows more often, but being on the smaller side, I do enjoy sph every so often. And you're right, often times it's the easiest money the model will ever make. My last show was 20-30 minutes and the model was only naked for a few minutes and did not do any playing.
I like that it's a change of pace for the model too. I can only imagine who quickly I would get annoyed being in your position and having guys ask for anal within 1 minute of a show. Or ask for big toys and squirting and request after request after request. This turns the tables a little bit and I really enjoy watching the model get a kick out of it.
dick_needle
07-29-2011, 08:35 PM
Did we kill this thread? that's a damn shame.
BustyAmeera
08-02-2011, 12:19 AM
ahhaahahahhahaah
BustyAmeera
08-02-2011, 12:21 AM
Did we kill this thread? that's a damn shame.
I doubt you killed the thread. It is kind of an old thread, and plenty more girls will come here looking for ideas and advise. Thanks for the extra sph tips, but you wont get me to say anything else for free, because I know you are enjoying this thread immensely ;)
dick_needle
08-02-2011, 08:59 AM
I doubt you killed the thread. It is kind of an old thread, and plenty more girls will come here looking for ideas and advise. Thanks for the extra sph tips, but you wont get me to say anything else for free, because I know you are enjoying this thread immensely ;)
anything else for free? you think I'm fishing for free SPH? that would be a first. SPH by forum thread. I don't think it would have the desired effect.
No it's interesting to hear what women think about SPH. Most forums I go to where there are women and the subject of SPH comes up the women usually say they're not interested in it or could never do it.
I have a girl that I go to for my SPH needs. She's very good too and she gets better each time I talk to her.:D
BustyAmeera
08-02-2011, 09:16 AM
Take a chill pill
neliana
08-02-2011, 12:38 PM
'sigh' this is why I wish we could lock up these forums or make them private to people in the business only!
AngelCummings
08-02-2011, 10:10 PM
^^ Agreed^^
I think it's laughable that this guy is coming in here strictly out of "Curiosity", or to "compare notes" ::) Ok, buddy
None of us asked for your critiques, we don't care and we don't need them. Guess what? You aren't the first guy to be into this fetish, and you won't be the last. No one cares about your "critiques" because there are thousands of other guys who have this fetish who may share an entirely different opinion and may like the things we have listed. In fact, I know this is true because I've used them and they keep coming back for more, so your opinion is as irrelevant insignificant as whatever you have hanging in between your legs (couldn't resist lol). Anyway, that's all I'm saying... and I do hope this thread dies, or is moved to the "Camming Connection" section. I'm not going to say anything else because I have a feeling Busty is right, and he would probably get off on starting arguments too. He sounds like somone who has a delusional amount of self esteem for someone who has such a small ****
BustyAmeera
08-03-2011, 12:52 AM
I vote camming connection. It is mostly cam girls here giving, and wanting advise on this. That way we will be able to share ideas and not have custies jump in. Obviously this is a fetish where guys get off by words alone. So some men will be thrilled to cum upon this thread.
I think the guy had a few helpful things to say, as far as the male perspective, but we all know why he is here, and how he found this thread lol. Nothing against him, but I just prefer to talk to discuss these topics without our customers putting in their 2 cents all the time.
dick_needle
08-03-2011, 01:49 PM
None of us asked for your critiques, we don't care and we don't need them.
Judging by most of the girls I've spoken to on phone, you couldn't be more wrong about that.
AngelCummings
08-03-2011, 04:22 PM
I vote camming connection. It is mostly cam girls here giving, and wanting advise on this. That way we will be able to share ideas and not have custies jump in. Obviously this is a fetish where guys get off by words alone. So some men will be thrilled to cum upon this thread.
I think the guy had a few helpful things to say, as far as the male perspective, but we all know why he is here, and how he found this thread lol. Nothing against him, but I just prefer to talk to discuss these topics without our customers putting in their 2 cents all the time.
LOL I see what you did there ;)
Arialandre
08-03-2011, 04:44 PM
Ok this thread is getting retarded. I DONT want to see any more back and forth between you guys and dick_needle.
Dick_needle this thread is for those models and phone ops that do the fetish to be able to discuss it, not for your critiques. They have stated that they aren't interested in hearing your critique on this thread so please accept that. If you would like to be able to critique SPH ideas start your own thread for that, but that is not what this thread is for.
I will also try to get this thread moved up to Camming Connection.
Now mind your p's and q's people! *whip crack*
Aria out.
BooBooLuv
06-08-2013, 04:12 PM
i love sdh... things i like to say
well the moment they turn on their cam i'll burst out in uncontrollable laughter and roll around my bed.
alrite, whenever you're ready.. u can take the cam off your belly button and put it on ur dick...
eww i hate outtie belly buttons
wow its hard right now? i bet when it's soft it's inverted
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
thats gross
eenie weenie teenie peenie
noodle dick
ur balls look like my grandpas
thanks im officially gay now
you're probably going to have to boink me in the ass for me to feel that lil thing
what's wrong with it?
why does it look like that?
maybe you're a hermaphrodite
etc etc.... easy money, prob my fav fetish guys
THIS just has just saved my ass. I literally got done with my first SPH private and I just read everything you stated. It was so awkward for me, since it was my first time ever (I mainly do cyber gf and stuff like that). He also tipped me $15 extra and gave 5 stars, THANK YOU xfatrabbitx and SW! (Also this is my 1st post ever on SW, i've been a fellow lurker, but this was too awesome not to post).
SweetieBelle
06-09-2013, 02:20 AM
I'm seriously tearing up from laughing so hard. Lil Wang. *sniff* Ahaha. You girls are terrible, and wicked, and it's awesome. Whew.
kittykrane
06-09-2013, 06:48 AM
I love SPH too....they only attention any woman will pay to it is if he PAYS for it. lol