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LittleSnuglet
11-29-2011, 09:28 PM
Her particular sales gig involves making them believe that she is looking for a boyfriend. She is damned good at it too, but someday it is going to backfire on her.

Interesting enough, there is a new dancer (has been dancing for a month) at my local club employing this type of hustle. And just like you said it will backfire eventually. Because everytime I see her there, she is usually arguing with at least one regular over "seeing" other men. Needless to say she has lost a significant amount of regulars and income due to her choice of sales pitch.

DigitalDemon
12-02-2011, 08:57 PM
My most bizarre strip club occurence was in Prague(before any dancer flames me, at the clubs in this part of the world extras are the norm and are actually on the menu of the 'services' that the clubs provide). I was at a place called Atlas. I purchased a room with a Russian girl. We got undressed and then she told me told me to go douche (her words exactly)and pointed to the shower. I asked her what she meant and she just kept pointing to the shower telling me to douche. I went and took a shower. While showering, I kept picturing how she learned that word. Images going through my head of guys f*cking her and telling her she needed to douche afterwards. I was just happy she had just got to work and I was the first of the night.

Cheo_D
12-08-2011, 08:24 PM
We got undressed and then she told me told me to go douche (her words exactly)and pointed to the shower. I asked her what she meant and she just kept pointing to the shower telling me to douche. I went and took a shower. While showering, I kept picturing how she learned that word. Actually, "douche" or some similar-sounding expression IS the word for "showering" in many languages (e.g. German: duschen; Spanish: ducharse).

DigitalDemon
12-08-2011, 11:02 PM
Actually, "douche" or some similar-sounding expression IS the word for "showering" in many languages (e.g. German: duschen; Spanish: ducharse).

Really? I did not know this. Thanks for letting me know.

JoeUnCool
12-09-2011, 07:10 AM
Actually, "douche" or some similar-sounding expression IS the word for "showering" in many languages (e.g. German: duschen; Spanish: ducharse).

But it still is funny. :D

LittleSnuglet
12-13-2011, 01:57 AM
While I'm not certain this would constitute as bizarre, it was certainly a first in my experience.

One time there was a stripper that refused to go nude due to the disappointing amount of dollar bills on stage. (I think she was asking for too much considering how the club was was almost dead. But that's besides the point) So a customer walks up and says "show me your pussy." She asks, "Do you have money?" "Yes", he replied. So she went nude and he tossed some change on the stage. Needless to say, the stripper was livid, she picked up the change and threw it at the customer. She then screamed "[email protected]#* You! My pussy is worth more than a quarter!" as she ran backstage in tears.

rickdugan
12-13-2011, 11:26 AM
One time there was a stripper that refused to go nude due to the disappointing amount of dollar bills on stage. (I think she was asking for too much considering how the club was was almost dead. But that's besides the point) So a customer walks up and says "show me your pussy." She asks, "Do you have money?" "Yes", he replied. So she went nude and he tossed some change on the stage. Needless to say, the stripper was livid, she picked up the change and threw it at the customer. She then screamed "[email protected]#* You! My pussy is worth more than a quarter!" as she ran backstage in tears.

He was clearly an asshole and what he did was obviously unacceptable. However, IMHO she didn't help herself by playing the "pay me to show the pussy" game. I can't stand that game myself and I never reward it, either through tips or other spending. The girls that get my money are the ones that don't dance with hangups, such as being uncomfortable getting fully nude in a nude club, and don't play silly games.

Doc Holliday
12-14-2011, 02:43 PM
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safado
12-14-2011, 03:32 PM
My most bizarre strip club occurence was in Prague(before any dancer flames me, at the clubs in this part of the world extras are the norm and are actually on the menu of the 'services' that the clubs provide). I was at a place called Atlas. I purchased a room with a Russian girl. We got undressed and then she told me told me to go douche (her words exactly)and pointed to the shower. I asked her what she meant and she just kept pointing to the shower telling me to douche. I went and took a shower. While showering, I kept picturing how she learned that word. Images going through my head of guys f*cking her and telling her she needed to douche afterwards. I was just happy she had just got to work and I was the first of the night.

LOL, do you really believe that? When I go to Rio There are a couple of girls that will come over and session with me before they start their shift at the Terma that they work at.

Doc Holliday
12-14-2011, 03:43 PM
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Kellydancer
12-14-2011, 05:15 PM
fixed

Guys are suppose to be the providers. The ones with the money, right? Women aren't going to respect you if you freely give it up. You're easy.

Real Talk.

Women respect men who give them money (I'm talking in terms of clubs)far more than the losers who do not tip. Outside of the clubs needy people are not liked of either gender. As for money both people often make money and both provide, but that is a different scenario than a club where the guy (or lesbian woman) is there to see naked hot women and women are there to see green as in money.

Doc Holliday
12-14-2011, 06:05 PM
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yoda57us
12-14-2011, 06:52 PM
I said it in a sardonic way, but I was being honest. Women respect a man who presents a challenge as much as men respect women who do.

Women respect a man who respects them. Period. Playing head games ranks pretty low on my credibility scale. I have no patience for BS.

Doc Holliday
12-14-2011, 08:47 PM
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Kellydancer
12-14-2011, 09:11 PM
Women respect a man who respects them. Period. Playing head games ranks pretty low on my credibility scale. I have no patience for BS.

Doc, you might want to read what Yoda writes because he is always on the mark. When it comes to clubs and this is what we are talking about playing games will just piss off dancers. Actually I can't stand men who play games in real life and am far more tolerant of potential mates than I am customers.

Doc Holliday
12-15-2011, 12:31 AM
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Kellydancer
12-15-2011, 12:58 AM
You really don't know much about this industry do you? The fact is sometimes you have to lead a customer on. Now I am not saying go around and just take advantage of people. For example I would never have led a mentally disabled guy on. However if a guy is spending money and I know I am leaving the club, and the guy is being annoying about it then yes I did this.

Leading men on in the clubs is much different in real life. In the clubs dancers are paid to dance and sell things, including fantasies. In real life one is looking for a mate. However, the amount of men who get confused about the differences is astounding and it's there fault for think this.

Oh and no dancer I know or ever worked with "respected" a man who budgeted his money. Nope, it was only about the money and once that dried up so did the "relationship" I had with him.

Doc Holliday
12-15-2011, 01:27 AM
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BlkSharpie
12-15-2011, 07:20 AM
A note from the peanut gallery:

It seems to me that a stripper is there doing her job, and her job is to make money.
It would also seem to me that making and keeping a budget is the customers responsibility.

Its hard to understand why a customer would blame or have less respect for a dancer, because she didnt help a guy keep within his budget. Now if Suzy Orman was a stripper, Id totally get the logic behind that... :D .

Okay, looking forward to more bizarre stories...this is one of my fav threads :)

rickdugan
12-15-2011, 08:00 PM
I deleted my original comment as it was off-topic. But here we go... I was saying the original customer you played games with by leading on & the one Rick mentioned, would not have gotten played had he budgeted himself and not spent all his money on a dancer believing the story you/she told him about his potential prospects. So, a man who respects himself and spends his money wisely will in turn be respected by women, just as a woman who respects herself and dosen't give in easily would.

I am advocating the stop of head games in this business by customers stopping to seek 'extras' and relationships where they are not allowed or trying to low-ball/under pay the women into providing them and women from fleecing men who want these things and are not thinking clearly. I want an extras-free no-bullshit chat-time-with-a-dancer is $100 an hr environment so these head games will not happen.

But I want a gold toilet, too.

Here we go with another round of "if I was the King of all strip clubs, they would be kind, gentle places." ;)

As I covered in another thread in detail, you can't eliminate the semi-predatory nature of this business because the underlying motivations of both the customers and the dancers are very base and very powerful. Live with it already.

As a customer, what you can do is stay calm, understand the motivations in play and enjoy it for what it is. I don't take most of what I hear seriously, which helps a lot. I smile a lot, nod my head in the right places and always treat the girls kindly, even the ones that are saying stupid things. I also feel zero pressure to do anything that I don't want to do and I really don't care what any particular girl thinks about me. And when a girl is playing too many games, I calmly move her ass along to make room for the next contestant.

IMHO, the key to enjoying a club starts with acting like a man and controlling your space. If you are in control of yourself, and you keep your wits about you, then it doesn't matter if Suzy tries to convince you that she really likes you, or that Barbie is trying to get you to the CR with promises that you can already tell she has no intention of keeping, or that a Lexi is crying in the seat next to you while sharing a story about how she's gonna' be kicked out of her apartment tomorrow because she can't make the rent, and on, and on.

Anyway, there it is fwiw.

Coastie Joe
12-28-2011, 10:11 AM
Does a sex show joint count?

In Amsterdam, part of the show at the Casa Rosso includes a conga line where a guy in a gorilla suit comes out and sprays the audience with fake cum shot from a dildo attached to the front of the costume.


I hear its the same in Jersey except the use real cum........

J.D.
12-28-2011, 10:28 AM
I'm sorry, I just can't relate. I do understand you get better quality service at a higher price. But it goes the other way, too. I got talked into a $290 champagne pool (not including dancer's pay) at The Mens Club and enjoyed it less than $40 of lap dances.

I have also seen at least four dancers multiple times and they each knew they were only getting about $100-150 off me. I chased after one dancer seeing her a total 13 times, each spending between $60-120. They all saw me again, I told them all to see customers if they needed or if I was wasting their time, I saw them on stage, got my dances, left feeling good and money well spent, and we still communicate and they still meet me at the club when I'm going. If that were to ever change, I'd change my ways. But keeping to my budget and respecting their time has always resulted in success.

The shoe shine thing was the Lodge, right? you should come see me sometime.... I work at the Men's Club currently.....

JoeUnCool
12-29-2011, 10:00 AM
I'm sorry, I just can't relate. I do understand you get better quality service at a higher price. But it goes the other way, too. I got talked into a $290 champagne pool (not including dancer's pay) at The Mens Club and enjoyed it less than $40 of lap dances.

I'm not arguing with you doc. :) I've found that the more money a dancer wants/begs/pleads/demands, the less the enjoyment for me. I've had very good times in dive clubs with dancers, not had sex, and I think everyone went away happy. Now, I've also been at the PP in Atl which ain't cheap and had a good time, but I've also had a horrible time there with a girl that just hassled me demanding money. I think it depends more on the connection with the girl. If there is a good connection, a good time happens. Maybe I'm just too old for the titilation to overwhelm me anymore. :-\



I have also seen at least four dancers multiple times and they each knew they were only getting about $100-150 off me. I chased after one dancer seeing her a total 13 times, each spending between $60-120. They all saw me again, I told them all to see customers if they needed or if I was wasting their time, I saw them on stage, got my dances, left feeling good and money well spent, and we still communicate and they still meet me at the club when I'm going. If that were to ever change, I'd change my ways. But keeping to my budget and respecting their time has always resulted in success.
Agreed. She ain't there for the fun and scenery. go in, spend some money, have fun, and then leave. Understand the relationship. She's there for the money. All other rules flow from there.

All Good Things
12-29-2011, 04:41 PM
. . . . .

This is what I meant about it being impossible to underestimate your intelligence.

SCJ is part of StripperWeb. Look at the top of the page, Doc. See that URL? That means you are still on SW. That means that what you post on Blue is still part of SW, so you don't need to delete content posted on Blue, although I suspect you may have done it over here thinking that you would get a more sympathetic audience.

Anyway, what I asked you to do in my original post on the pink side was to remove your quotes of other dancers that you were posting, using their SW screen names, in your sig line on other sites all over the Web.

I don't know how to make this any simpler for you.

yoda57us
12-29-2011, 10:03 PM
Maybe you could ask his mother to spell it out in his cereal for him?

http://theimaginaryworld.com/opost28.jpg

J.D.
12-30-2011, 02:30 AM
Leave the poor doc alone.... I am going to meet him soon, I don't want you guys to scare him off :)

Doc Holliday
12-30-2011, 11:36 AM
Do you do lap dances?? I have kind of a belly and short legs and some girls say it's difficult...

yoda57us
12-30-2011, 11:46 AM
Do you do lap dances?? I have kind of a belly and short legs and some girls say it's difficult...

Doc, you are going to visit JD? This is probably going to be the only time I am ever jealous of you!

Doc Holliday
12-30-2011, 04:35 PM
I know! I'm going to wear my new shoes!!

lopaw
12-30-2011, 07:05 PM
I know! I'm going to wear my new shoes!!


Don't set the bar too high, now.
How will the rest of us ever compete with THAT? ;)

And yes, Doc....you are one lucky fucker to get to meet J.D.
Most of us can only dream :cloud9:

rickdugan
12-30-2011, 07:18 PM
...you should come see me sometime.... I work at the Men's Club currently.....

Said the spider to the fly. }:D

All joking aside, I think Doc will need to save up a little before his visit with you. For some reason, I don't see you as the type who is gonna' be very satisfied with his normal club budget.

Of course, there is always his credit card...;)

Doc Holliday
12-30-2011, 10:31 PM
Rick is right. I am a tight-ass. I also have a few very nice girls who've invested a great deal of time in me over the year with little monetary return, so it would be unfair to spend ten times what I normally would on someone whom I never met. Let me make the rounds and take care of them and then we'll meet.

J.D.
12-31-2011, 12:15 AM
Whatever you want.... your loss anyways.

Doc Holliday
12-31-2011, 10:43 AM
Ahhh... we were so close!

lopaw
12-31-2011, 12:13 PM
OMFG.
Doc, you blew it.
A chance to meet J.D., and you walk away?
I'd take your place if it were only 1500 miles closer :'(

Doc Holliday
12-31-2011, 12:33 PM
It's only a $300 plane ride from LAX to DFW! Come see her. We have some great restaurants, and wonderful hotels with excellent business accomodations for remote work while you're here. If you come now, the 2011 NBA champion Mavericks are playing again! We have a once in a lifetime Carravaggio exhibit at the Kimbell and Jean Paul Gualtier at the DMA. On top of all this amazing entertainment, you get to top it all off with an incredible night in the luxurious Men's Club with the lovely J.D.!! How can you not come??

lopaw
12-31-2011, 12:38 PM
It's only a $300 plane ride from LAX to DFW! Come see her. We have some great restaurants, and wonderful hotels with excellent business accomodations for remote work while you're here. If you come now, the 2011 NBA champion Mavericks are playing again! We have a once in a lifetime Carravaggio exhibit at the Kimbell and Jean Paul Gualtier at the DMA. On top of all this amazing entertainment, you get to top it all off with a night with J.D.!! How can you not come??


Believe you me, there is nothing I would like better than to do just that.
(And while those other perks you mention are indeed worth visiting, my visit would have one and only one goal in mind: J.D.)

But it is not meant to be.
My only hope would be to try & coax her out to LA someday ;)

mortalman
12-31-2011, 12:39 PM
On top of all this amazing entertainment, you get to top it all off with a night with J.D.!! How can you not come??

Exactly !! You live there, those other girls of yours will still be there if you survive the experience. ;)

yoda57us
12-31-2011, 05:49 PM
Ahhh... we were so close!

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your man card Doc...
Leading on an SW member is just bad form!

Chgojoe
12-31-2011, 06:32 PM
I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your man card Doc...
Leading on an SW member is just bad form!

Not to mention the 60 to 100 dollars that he may have spent that JD was counting on;D

rickdugan
12-31-2011, 06:51 PM
It's only a $300 plane ride from LAX to DFW! Come see her. We have some great restaurants, and wonderful hotels with excellent business accomodations for remote work while you're here. If you come now, the 2011 NBA champion Mavericks are playing again! We have a once in a lifetime Carravaggio exhibit at the Kimbell and Jean Paul Gualtier at the DMA. On top of all this amazing entertainment, you get to top it all off with an incredible night in the luxurious Men's Club with the lovely J.D.!! How can you not come??

Why are you encouraging everyone else to go see JD when you could see her anytime you want, but yet you won't? Are you afraid of her? :O

You need to turn in your key to the Player's Club, 'cause you ain't a playa' no more. That is some weak shit. All talk and no walk.

Doc Holliday
12-31-2011, 07:06 PM
I'm a broke artist. She needs like a Donald Trump or something.

yoda57us
12-31-2011, 08:51 PM
I'm a broke artist. She needs like a Donald Trump or something.

That's the biggest crock of BS you've posted yet but it's very telling Doc.
You just don't understand what dancing is about or what the goal is. It's a job Doc. If you go in, say hi and buy a couple of dances that's fine. Would any dancer rather get $300 from a customer than $40 or $60? Well of course they would but that doesn't mean they are going to snub you for coming in and spending any amount of money on them.

In any event, your play was lame here. If you want to stick with your regulars that's your business but don't use Stripper Web to tease dancers about visiting them if you aren't going to put your money where your mouth is. It's the cyber-fucking equivalent of promising a girl dances at the club so she will talk to you and then running out the door when she goes on stage to get out of actually doing it.

It's just more "look at me" BS from the kids table...

Natalllia
12-31-2011, 09:01 PM
I agree, poorly played be DH.

ANYWAY, can we can back to the bizarre stories, please? I thoroughly enjoy this thread.

mediocrity
12-31-2011, 09:19 PM
Doc, I was a stripper for 9 years, and I've worked in clubs for 10. I've probably seen upwards of 20,000 naked women in my life.

I tell you this because I want you to know you missed out on seeing one of the top five most beautiful girls you will ever see in your life. Hands the fuck down.

FAIL.

LittleSnuglet
12-31-2011, 11:40 PM
Happy New Years all! I hope everyone is having fun.

To get the bizarre strip-club occurrences back on a topic I'll post a event that happened sometime in November.

One night I was in line to pay cover at a local club when I overheard a conversation taking place in front of me.

Older woman: "Hi, My daughter works here and I want to apply for work here too."

I don't remember the rest of the conversation because I was so surprised. All I could think about was that strip club scene in Ocean's Eleven. (One thousand internets to anyone who knows which scene I'm taking about.)

30 minutes later after the application process was finished. The mother-daughter duo was using the "Let's have fun" hustle. I have to admit I was almost tempted take both of them to VIP. But my purse said "No." Unfortunately, that was the only time I've seen them at the club.

Doc Holliday
01-01-2012, 01:20 AM
You guys -- rick, yoda, joe -- aren't very good internet friends. Rather than talk JD up, you talk me down? Way to make her a sale, bro!

I do not know her. Rick does. If he says she is worth $$$$ why would I even attempt to see her with $$?? I would waste her time.


But thank you for the offer, JD. Unfortunately, the peanut gallerey killed it.

cherryblossomsinspring
01-01-2012, 02:12 AM
No I think you were never going to see her in the first place. Wow and you tried to blame other people? I just think you wanted the attention and when it came down to it, the pressure of delivering on your word hit home. Way to bring in the New Year there. Don't be surprised if people start putting you on ignore.

For future reference I suggest you not tell anyone you're going to visit them at the SC if you don't plan on doing it. I still can't believe you said you needed to make "the rounds first". Wow. And you made sure to say this in the blue section where it's more hidden. Shhhssh don't let anyone read this now. :O

Doc Holliday
01-01-2012, 03:16 AM
http://troll.me/images/han-and-lando/she-mad.jpg

Doc Holliday
01-01-2012, 03:27 AM
To get this thread back on-topic, I'd tell another bizarre strip club story. Except I only really have the shoe shine one.

I did have to change in the bathroom at the Men's Club due to them not having a dressing/locker room, despite having a pool. That was the only time I was naked in a strip club. And the guy in the stall next to me was talking to his SO on the phone. That was kind of bizarre.