View Full Version : Bizarre strip-club occurrences.
Like I said.... I couldn't care less. I don't even have to lift a finger and have guys lining up as soon as I walk out of the dressing room. I just enjoy meeting people from this forum in person, that's all...
Doc Holliday
01-01-2012, 04:07 AM
I will be there Friday, then. They say I look like NPH. Or Layne Staley.
Don't know either of those people....
Doc Holliday
01-01-2012, 04:11 AM
The white dude from Harold & Kumar and How I Met Your Mother.
Ok... here's a bizarre strip club occurrence....
About six years ago, when I was a fresh, young dancer, I worked at a brand new all nude BYOB club in Dallas, Jaguars. A man came in to see me one night, he had long dark hair, olive skin, and looked Native American. He was soft spoken and shy, but had that implied, indirect brooding intensity about him. We went back to VIP and I danced for at least an hour. I vividly remember this night, because in all the time I've been a dancer, I never remember feeling so much chemistry with a customer.... I felt so connected to him, like we knew each other in a past life, like there was an existing relationship already there. I got lost during my dances, my mind turned off, I was so into him and felt so attracted to him I couldn't even think...... and it was one of those rare times when you just know the other person feels the same way, like this magnetic, stifling, unreal, unspoken chemistry/attraction..... He asked me to come have breakfast with him, but I declined.....
Ok, so fast forward to a few days ago..... this guy comes in and immediately approaches me when I walk out on to the floor. He buys me a drink and we talk for a while. He asks if we've met before, but I don't remember him at all. He insists that he knows me from somewhere.... we continue to drink, etc. I get called onto stage.... He comes and tips me on the side stage.... but when the light hit his face and I looked in his eyes, I immediately recognized him.... the same guy who used to look so different with long hair, his hair now cut short. His eyes were nothing striking, but when I looked into them, I could see that really deep intensity that I remembered, a genuine sincerity... I can't really describe it, but I knew who he was, and how he vaguely remembered me. When I got off stage, I told him about that night six years ago, and he remembered me also.... it was so weird... that was the one time I really regretted not going OTC with a customer, I felt like I would've had amazing sex with that guy that night.... I told him that too...
yoda57us
01-01-2012, 04:39 AM
You guys -- rick, yoda, joe -- aren't very good internet friends. Rather than talk JD up, you talk me down? Way to make her a sale, bro!
We are not your friends Doc. Why would you even say something that dumb? I called you out for BS'ing a dancer. That's all.
I do not know her. Rick does. If he says she is worth $$$$ why would I even attempt to see her with $$?? I would waste her time.
Are you going to live your life based on what people on the internet say?
The fact that you honestly think that any dancer would not accept an offer of a couple of dances is a little scary.
But thank you for the offer, JD. Unfortunately, the peanut gallerey killed it.
Don't try to hang this on a bunch anonymous people typing from behind computers Doc. You backed out. Stop being such a whiny coward. Go or don't go but, if you don't want to hear our opinions then don't post about it.
yoda57us
01-01-2012, 04:44 AM
I did have to change in the bathroom at the Men's Club due to them not having a dressing/locker room, despite having a pool. That was the only time I was naked in a strip club. And the guy in the stall next to me was talking to his SO on the phone. That was kind of bizarre.
I crack up when I hear guys talking to their wives on the phone in an SC men's room. Every time the door opens you get a blast of "Gilrs Gilrs Girls" or something like that...
"Yeah honey. I'm working late"
yoda57us
01-01-2012, 09:35 AM
This is sort of an ITC/OTC bizarre story that happened to a long retired ATF of mine many years ago.
One night my ATF was driving home form work at about 2am when she saw police lights behind her. She pulled over, the cop pulled over and got out to question her. She hadn't been speeding and she was stone cold sober so it wasn't because of erratic driving. The cop asked her where she was coming from and where she was going. She answered and then he asked her if she had let anyone borrow her car that night-she hadn't. It turns out there had been a convenient store robbery in the area and the getaway car's description matched the car that my ATFwas driving. Now, mind you, this was in the late 1980's, my ATF was driving a 1977 Monte Carlo and, at that time, there were tons of these old gas guzzlers that could be had for very cheap money...
As she was being questioned my ATF was starting to get a little nervous. She was sober but she had some pot and some coke in her purse and she was getting worried that she might get searched. The cop was questioning her story about being a stripper on her way home from work when it dawned on her. "Wait, let me show you my tips!" she exclaimed. She reached into her bag, pulled out her wad of one dollar bills and showed them to the cop. "Wow" he said. "I thought you said you were gonna show me your tits!" Now, my old ATF was a very pretty girl but very small in the chest-32A. She looked the cop right in the eye and with a laugh told him that if she did that he would probably have to arrest her for impersonating a stripper!
He laughed and let her go but we had a good laugh for weeks about it!
baldric
01-01-2012, 10:19 AM
Didn't Pryce post somewhere that Doc Holliday = Cyril?
rickdugan
01-01-2012, 10:22 AM
You guys -- rick, yoda, joe -- aren't very good internet friends. Rather than talk JD up, you talk me down? Way to make her a sale, bro!
JD doesn't need our help making a sale. Not that you would be much of a sale anyway.
I do not know her. Rick does.
I have never met JD and never claimed that I did.
But thank you for the offer, JD. Unfortunately, the peanut gallerey killed it.
Bullshit. If you had been serious about it then comments from the "peanut gallery" wouldn't make a lick of difference. Besides, we only commented after you started your tap dancing.
yoda57us
01-01-2012, 10:30 AM
Didn't Pryce post somewhere that Doc Holliday = Cyril?
No, Pryce would never do that. TOO has a theory that Jackal is Cyril. My personal opinion is that it doesn't really matter. An idiot is an idiot is an idiot..
Doc is a man-child who has yet to learn that the all actions have consequences and that the world is not his personal playground. There is hope for him.
Jackal is just an arrogant jerk. No hope at all I'm afraid...
yoda57us
01-01-2012, 03:22 PM
I will be there Friday, then. They say I look like NPH. Or Layne Staley.
Don't know either of those people....
The white dude from Harold & Kumar and How I Met Your Mother.
These references to popular (?) film and television actors are fascinating but maybe it would work better if you simply walk over to her and introduce yourself. That's how a gentleman would handle it.
JoeUnCool
01-02-2012, 12:19 PM
You guys -- rick, yoda, joe -- aren't very good internet friends. Rather than talk JD up, you talk me down? Way to make her a sale, bro!
Om, ok. I'm not quite sure how or why I got dragged into this.
yoda57us
01-02-2012, 04:03 PM
Om, ok. I'm not quite sure how or why I got dragged into this.
You didn't. He was referring to ChgoJoe's post...
JoeUnCool
01-03-2012, 09:40 AM
You didn't. He was referring to ChgoJoe's post...
Ah ok. I didn't quite get what was going on and didn't notice the post. I see one now, but not quite sure what is wrong with it. Dang Doc, do you have an inferiority complex as big as mine?
Doc Holliday
01-03-2012, 09:47 AM
Napoleon complex, perhaps?
Coastie Joe
01-03-2012, 10:17 AM
Ok so I’m the DD again for some of my friends around 1995. We are at a strip joint, the girls were hot my pals all got loaded, not jersey shore loaded but close. On our way out the city they decide it would be a good idea to get blow jobs from some street walkers. I pull over, and a guy in the back makes the deal for 5 BJs. I abstain as I am the driver and am grossed out. So one at time they left and returned from behind this tenement house for a BJ. She had them all sit on an old washing machine for the service and I guess she only asked that they not cum in her mouth. Well the last guy I guess didn’t get the memo. He blew his load in her mouth and all over her. She screams and spits it into he underwear and pushed him over the washing machine into a pile of trash.
6 stitches and 4 hours later I dropped him off at his house.
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Boy his wife was pissed.
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He should have taken the HJ in the club
JoeUnCool
01-03-2012, 07:57 PM
Napoleon complex, perhaps?
Nah. Not Napoleon.
buckiemohawk
09-18-2012, 09:33 PM
There was this lapdance, byob club off the Meriden turnpike right above, a now defunct S&M/swingers club. I had gone in one time on a busy Saturday night and had enjoyed it. Well they had changed over the club. It now had no stage, instead there were peepshow booths and cubicle type rooms with couches with porn playing on tv's. I get a water and the girl leads me to the couches. It's ten dollars lapdances and when I want just say her name or the other girls name. If i want to do a peepshow for 15 minutes i can do that to. She leaves and comes back with a box of tissues in case I want to jerk off while watching the porno playing on the television.