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CherryBomb954
04-02-2011, 05:23 PM
Some guy last night approaches me and goes:
"Hey, can I see the tattoo on your chest? What is it? Don't zip down your dress, I don't want to see your tits, I just want to look at your tattoo"
I'm getting so fed up with guys and the "just want to see/talk about your tattoo, other than that, I want nothing to do with you" crap.....that I tell them that they can see it during a dance and attempt to lead them over to the dance area.
So I try that with this guy, and he's like, "No, I'm not interested in a dance, I just want to know what that is on your chest" I just look at him and go "Wow, really? Thanks. That's really nice" and walk away.
5 min later same guy comes over and goes "You know what? I just realized what a dick I was to you. Let's go for some dances"
He got 2 dances from me, payed me $10 extra and gave me a total of about another 20-30 dollars in stage tips.
At least this one repented! :D
luscious sadie
04-02-2011, 05:37 PM
^^ OH MY GOD I HATE THAT!!
I have a number of tattoos but guys always are most interested in my back since the whole thing is covered. Half of them are cool about it. They ask me, and I say the same thing as you do "you can see it for 20$/song in VIP". Most of them don't take it. Some do. The most annoying thing that some of them do they is try to move my hair without me knowing that they're there / without asking.
WHO TOUCHES A STRIPPER'S HAIR WITHOUT ASKING HER? I allllways freak out a bit when they do that.
The ones who piss me off the most though are the ones who are like "so what does it mean to you" and when I say nothing, it's based on a painting I bought when I was in university (which is true except for like, 2mms of it. Then they go "oh, that you're willing to TELL me about, at least. That's cool" NO! I don't have deep meaningful stories attached to most of my tattoos! You do, I don't. I respect your choice for that, respect mine!
AHHH
The guy in the bachelor party who DIDNT buy the dance( or probably any for that matter) that calls out demands while you dance for the bachelor.
"He's getting married, make it extra good"
" Put your tits in his face"
"Get closer to him"
Or he calls out orders to his friend
" Smack her ass"
" Touch her titty"
It's always the broke ass ones yelling out bullshit.
CaliNYC
04-03-2011, 10:54 AM
I'm. a newbie, but I'm already collecting the comments. "So what's going on?" and "What are you up to?" are the awkward questions I heard over and over last night. What did it look like I was up to? I was too tired to keep coming up with witty responses so by the fifth time I got asked this I kind of just stared at the guy. At first I would try and turn it into a hustle like, "Oh, I'm just looking for someone to dance with. I'm really in the mood for some one-on-one blah blah blah" but then they would just repeat themselves: "Cool. So what's up?" I guess they just don't know what to say?
I also got asked for my number, what time I got off and whether I could come over, whether I was Russian, and whether they could touch me (this was always asked while they were already making a grab at me). One guy's wife kept asking me whether I would do a private party outside the club for him.
Oh, and I also had several guys be like, "You like me, right? Do we were on a blind date or something.
dark.eyed.doll
04-03-2011, 11:42 AM
Oh man, I just thought of another good one...
I had a customer a few weeks ago who I'd danced for before. As I'm giving him a lap dance, he frowns at me and says, "You've gotten kind of fat since you last danced for me."
WHAT. I stop dancing and am like, "...excuse me?" He replies, "Yeah, your thighs are way bigger. It's a little gross."
Oh hell no. I stand up and tell him, "We're done here." Of course he acts all surprised and keeps saying, "No, I want to keep having fun!" To which I answer, "If your idea of 'having fun' is calling me fat, you can go to hell." And before I left the room I made sure I charged him extra. What an asshole!
CherryBomb954
04-04-2011, 02:29 AM
if ONE more customer asks me, "so how does your boyfriend feel about you doing this?" i think i will lose my mind. what an insulting question! it's implying that there is something wrong with dancing or that one should have an issue with it. they're also assuming that i have a boyfriend. how ignorant! i could have a girlfriend! or be single! or be married! grrrrrrrrrrrrr stupid imbeciles.
Actually, my theory is that this comment really has nothing to do with what is seems to.....this is just a clever way of them popping the boyfriend question without actually asking "So do you have a boyfriend?" By re-wording it, I think they think they're gonna have a better chance of getting your relationship status out of you easier.
Sneaky little fuckers. They think they are so sly and their little "tricks" are soooo original.
Aurora_Sunset
04-04-2011, 06:59 AM
Actually, my theory is that this comment really has nothing to do with what is seems to.....this is just a clever way of them popping the boyfriend question without actually asking "So do you have a boyfriend?" By re-wording it, I think they think they're gonna have a better chance of getting your relationship status out of you easier.
Sneaky little fuckers. They think they are so sly and their little "tricks" are soooo original.
*rolls eyes* So true. It's just their "clever" way of finding out if you're taken or single, because if they stopped to think about the question for a second, they'd realize how dumb it is. If I had a bf that doesn't like me dancing and I cared that he didn't like it, I wouldn't be here. If I had a bf that doesn't like me dancing and I didn't care that he didn't like it, we probably would be broken up - what stripper says they have a bf who can't stand it but they're still together? Duh
I always lie to customers and tell them I have a bf, and I generally get the same saving-face response, which is just as annoying - "Man, I can't imagine letting my gf do something like this!/If my gf was doing this, I would be up in here EVERY DAY watching her" blah blah blah And they just basically end up insulting me by implying there's something wrong with my job or strippers aren't trustworthy while trying to make it seem like they would NEVER want to date someone like ME anyway pssh...
Mad Max
06-07-2012, 09:02 AM
I'm Australian and dance in Canada so one annoying thing is when clients do not believe my accent is real and tell me 'you can drop the fake Australian accent now'. Seriously, you think I'm putting it on? And then they proceed to tell me my accent is not really Australian because I dont sound like Steve Irwin slash Crocodile Dundee. Huge face palm.
IsobelWren
06-07-2012, 11:50 AM
Originally Posted by bentlee if ONE more customer asks me, "so how does your boyfriend feel about you doing this?" i think i will lose my mind. what an insulting question! it's implying that there is something wrong with dancing or that one should have an issue with it. they're also assuming that i have a boyfriend. how ignorant! i could have a girlfriend! or be single! or be married! grrrrrrrrrrrrr stupid imbeciles.
:D I used to purr all cute-like into their ear and say, "are you really thinking of another man while there's a nearly naked girl in your lap?" They would be so taken aback that they'd just sputter and I'd change the subject.
smeca
06-08-2012, 08:40 AM
I can gloss over most frequently uttered retard comments, but ask me a question then say I'm lying immediately after I answer...?
SuperJa
06-08-2012, 01:15 PM
I HATE it when, after a few minutes of conversation, the guy is like, "Oh, I don't want you to dance for me! I want to take you out to dinner!"
Dude...really? This is a strip club. Not a singles bar. Taking me to dinner doesn't pay my rent, thanks.
Haha, we had a couple of dudes like that come in one night. We hustled Chicago Deep Dish delivery out of them, it was wonderful.
"You want to buy me dinner? Okay, here's the number for the place, I want a large with spinach, shrimp, and feta on it."
Also the boyfriend thing is always annoying except on nights he's working there. Every once in a while a dude asks way too many questions and isn't getting a dance, so I'm just like "fuck, that's him over there, if you wanna know about him so badly why don't you just go ask him yourself?"
mia_fey
06-08-2012, 02:02 PM
The one I hate the most is after I introduce myself. I chose my plain jane stage name because it's easy to remember, but the response I usually get is "You really shouldnt use your real name in this place." Usually my rebuttal is "I wanted to call myself Nipples but that name was already taken." It sometimes gets a laugh, but mostly just blank stares :/
Not really a customer but on cinco de mayo we had dancing midgets, or I guess Little People, and one was such a creep, every time I took a customer to VIP he's be like "damn pound that ass". It got so bad a customer almost punched him.
Ugh plus we had a baboon, and it was so sad. Yeah, wild animals should be in a loud ass strip club on a packed night. It looked really stressed. :(
shasta
06-15-2012, 02:16 PM
Customer asks me about my hobbies. I tell him I am a competitive runner. During the dance he tells me that I don't need to do all that running because my body is perfect.
Pluto
06-15-2012, 03:18 PM
"You're greedy, you just want my money don't you?"
no, i just like to pay my rent.
I also hate it when they want to to convince them to spend.
SuperJa
06-15-2012, 04:26 PM
Customer asks me about my hobbies. I tell him I am a competitive runner. During the dance he tells me that I don't need to do all that running because my body is perfect.
"Thank you for the insight, sir. I suppose now my hobbies will consist of sitting on the couch watching Maury and eating cheesy poofs, because I clearly won't gain weight if I quit running."
zivlet
06-15-2012, 09:57 PM
Not really a customer but on cinco de mayo we had dancing midgets, or I guess Little People, and one was such a creep, every time I took a customer to VIP he's be like "damn pound that ass". It got so bad a customer almost punched him.
Ugh plus we had a baboon, and it was so sad. Yeah, wild animals should be in a loud ass strip club on a packed night. It looked really stressed. :(
Aww that's sad :(
'You're too good looking to be here' (Yes, because you should only work in this place if you're a minger! That's where I've been going wrong!)
*For the record, I am nothing special to look at. I just don't understand why anybody would say that!
Su Su
06-15-2012, 10:05 PM
"Sooo what do I get in a private?"
"You get me all to yourself with a verrry good full nude show..."
"...is that it? No touching? Nah I'd want more than to just watch. I can't be satisfied that way."
"Fuck you & goodbye".
Pluto
06-16-2012, 02:22 AM
"Can I suck pussy here?" No you can't, get the fuck out of my club.
It's so annoying that they are always trying to get more out of you, at my club we only do nude on stage, it is no contact and when I go up to a guy for a dance he always complains about me not taking anything off and how he cant touch my happy places and blah blah blah
It's so retarded that you're getting this shit at a nude club. Doesn't matter what you give these guys, it will never be enough and that is why they are in a strip club.
Jay12
08-18-2012, 04:36 PM
At the very last club I danced (that was when I had that server admin job, that I quit almost right away, and was starting "to show" so I did looked a bit chubby), I was dancing for a guy who said he worked in IT. I told him that my "day" job was similar, and he became insulting towards me; telling me that IT pays better, I should not be dancing, blah blah blah. I told him that I do not tolerate disrespectful A-holes like him. The next day, I was soooo happy to had been fired by one of the managers for not wanting to give him a lapdance.
I only danced there for less than a week; it was kinda dive-ish, the girls were just nasty, and even with a seemly noticeable baby bump I looked better than them. After being fired from that club and quitting that day job, I stuck with camming, foot fetish work, and modeling...with the occasional private show.
Amareth
08-18-2012, 04:57 PM
Was talking to a guy and mentioned I was from Australia which prompted THE most stupid question I have EVER been asked;
Custie: What's the average temperature in Australia?
Me: in winter? Summer? Melbourne where it's cooler? Queensland where it's tropical? The desert part?
Custie: Just the average, whats the average temperature?
Fucking idiot, who the hell would know or care?! I think I was so shocked by the stupidity of the question I just shot him a weird look got up and left o_0
Vyanka
08-19-2012, 04:16 PM
Customer last night, bc I wouldn't put my boobs in his face or let him grope me for a miserable 20 bucks -
Young fat customer with horrid beer breath: "What's your name, Rip off?"
Me: "What's your name, cheap ass?" "STFU... you're cheap, fat, & smell"
charlotte_ai
09-01-2012, 04:16 PM
"Well, I have a wife, and 2 kids and I'm just here for my brother's bucks, but like, it just annoys me everyone here is all about cash. I mean, like, it's all fake, there's no customer experience, everyone just wants to make a buck, I run my own business but I give customer experience and work hard, not just make money. I mean, you don't really care who I am, do you care who I am or what I do?"
"No, not really"
"See, it's all fake, you're here talking to me, but it's just fake, isn't it? You don't care"
Which led to me explaining if we didn't care about experience, we would hire lazy, unattractive girls, have no DJ, waitresses, have no atmosphere, or clean club. After some probing he "told" me he was sure we got "like" $28 an hour wage, and just laid it on thick to get more tips and private shows, and rake in $1000 a night on top of the $200 or so he thought the club gave us. No, sunshine, we get all of squat. We were the same as him, a business, and if the clients weren't paying, we made nothing.
Soon changed tune, then realised that meant I was talking to him for free. (I had 5 min and nothing better to do before stage, and his little brother had called me over then went for a private dance, leaving me with him) He became a lot more respectful after that.
zivlet
09-05-2012, 04:08 PM
Customer (Pointing to another dancer) 'SHE is the star in here. She makes the rest of you look like amateurs. No Offence'
me 'None taken. I mean obviously, she makes all the money, none of the rest of us ever make anywhere near as much as her'.
Customer 'I thought as much'
Me 'I am being saracastic, you thick twat. WHY do you assume I will take offence at what you say?You are a complete stranger, there are about 5 folk in this world whose opinion I value.You are DEFINITELY not one of them'.
Same customer 'Let's see if you're worth a dance. Let's look at your arse'. (Tries to make me turn round, kinda shoves me so I will turn. I freeze to the spot and start a conversation with the barman). Customer says 'Ah, no' (surprisingly), I totally ignore him.
A regular of mine came in a few mins later and called me over, I went for a dance with him.
Ten minutes later I go to the bar to get us some drinks, same arsehole is still there and says about the barman 'So, take it he's shagged all of you in 'ere, then?!'
Me 'I'm sorry?'
Customer repeats himself
'I have no idea. Why don't you ask him' *potters off*...
Dorien
09-05-2012, 09:35 PM
Drunk customer (at least he had been somewhat generous): "I want to fuck your voice"
Me: "Hmm....technically that would be like a BJ, wouldn't it?"
DC: (Drunkenly smiles)
Me: "You know, it couldn't be a BJ because then you wouldn't be able to hear my voice that you want to fuck"
DC: "Stop being so technical"
Me: "I can't help it:-)"
(Not the most annoying, but strange)
DollyStrips
09-07-2012, 12:09 AM
"You should be in sales" ........ I am moron.
"How much?! I could go down the road and get EVERYTHING for that"
"Look, I really don't want to waste your time..." *keeps talking about shit for 20 minutes*
"No, No it's still early"
(if you look exotic or different)
"Where are you from? What nationality?"
"What do you do with all the old creeps?!"
"If I was a girl i'd so strip"
"You're tall!"
"I love curves, ugh skinny girls" I get this nearly every dance.
"You're so beautiful..BUT i'm sure you get that all the time!"
xseline
09-07-2012, 10:02 AM
I had this creepy cheap customer who would tell me over and over during dances ''you are sooo cute, soooo cute!!!!''
And while he was looking at my vagina : you are soooooooo cute!! ugh
And I don't have the ''cute'' girl look at all....
zivlet
09-07-2012, 10:19 AM
Lol sorry but that's funny as well as a little creepy!What do you mean by the 'Cute' look-I kinda think cute as small, young looking, pink fussy outfit or something....I did it when I was younger-now I'm more the typical glam stripper look...
LilyXO
09-10-2012, 10:44 PM
"You're too smart to work here."
"Oh, you actually seem smart... Why are you here?"
"Oh, you're smart. Huh, so why don't you get a real job?"
...and every variation of those pisses me off to no end.
Last night this dumbass had the nerve to say "Oh, you're so much smarter than [one of the top earners]; she'll never go anywhere in life." It was sooo hard to keep from laughing at him... That chick is actually finishing up her doctorate in psychology! We had a great discussion about Responsible Conduct of Research, of all things, in the DR earlier that night when the club was super slow. LMAO!
gonzo2000
09-12-2012, 03:14 AM
There's a reason they have to pay for a female's company. THEY...HAVE...NO...GAME... Sorry ass individuals.
DollyStrips
09-12-2012, 10:25 PM
"It's just...you seem so....I just....If only we met at a club or something"
"How about I take you dinner? away from all this?" I'd rather eat a steak alone, thanks.
"Do you get along with all the other girls?"
*drunk as* "Iv'e only got coins, do you take coins?"
"How about a little preview?" NO
"But you gotta show me what you got first"
"Your skin is so soft!" Every.single.dance
Oh "I could just eat you with a spoon" over and over got pretty fucking annoying...and yes it was as weird in the moment as it sounds now.
Jay12
09-16-2012, 03:25 PM
"You're too smart to work here."
"Oh, you actually seem smart... Why are you here?"
"Oh, you're smart. Huh, so why don't you get a real job?"
...and every variation of those pisses me off to no end.
Last night this dumbass had the nerve to say "Oh, you're so much smarter than [one of the top earners]; she'll never go anywhere in life." It was sooo hard to keep from laughing at him... That chick is actually finishing up her doctorate in psychology! We had a great discussion about Responsible Conduct of Research, of all things, in the DR earlier that night when the club was super slow. LMAO!
Kudos to that dancer that's finishing her Ph. D. I love it when I get to work with dancers that have education beyond a BA/BS/BFA.
I had been asked the same many times before. I tell them that being smart is the exact reason why I strip; the whole nine to five in a cubicle telling people how to fix their computers (IT is my "actual" career, and I will never go back although I had never disclosed that detail with customers) is not my idea of a fun, challenging career. They stop asking any more questions related to my professional life.
lanadelwasted
02-15-2015, 07:53 PM
This sulky, whiny, GROWN man/time waster getting snippy with me when i didn't come back and sit with him until an hour later. (I was very busy that night, and actually making money) His friends were super nice about it when I came back, telling me to go talk to him even though he was clearly sulking like a bratty teenager, and telling him that he shouldn't have let a "little hottie" like me get away in the first place. Finally I left because he admitted to being mad but: "yeah, well I have the right to be mad. just like you have the right to blow me off and disappear for an hour. Yeah, yeah it's your job. no, everything's GOOD, isn't everything GOOD. everything's FINE right?"
What the heck???????? this.....is....my.....job.......don't dump your abandonment issues on me and think you're entitled to my entire night after you spend $20 on me just because you're "nice".
also offers to take me home.... "how much is the gift of your body?" $10 a song.
"where's your man? why isn't he taking care of you?"
"where's your father? why isn't he taking care of you?"
"if I was your man i would take care of you" oh really?? so when i say okay, give me three thousand dollars, that's how much I make....take care of me.... lol nothing. BYE.
when a customer asks me what does he get for a LD, i always say let's go upstairs and find out/it's a surprise, but i guess you won't be able to handle it.....
then when i get upstairs i tell them straight up all the rules, but tease them so they think they're just about to get something. then i make $$$ and leave. they never say anything or whine, but if they do or try to lick my nipple (EW) i give them one warning and then the next time I cut the dance off and charge them double. harsh, but i honestly have no patience anymore hahaha.
xxxGothBarbie
02-15-2015, 09:18 PM
This guy came in the other night & had obviously been sitting w/ a few different girls that night & so when he was free I sat down, ordered my drink & talked for a few mins. I then asked if he was interested in the champange rooms that we had to which he replied no, and btw you just ruined your chances by asking me that. WTF?! I just laughed & said right, as if you actually had real intentions of spending any money on anyone tonight as I walked away. I hate these idiots that expect us to talk to them for free blah!!! They sicken me
Henna93
08-30-2015, 03:25 PM
im not racist either,,
but damn your right,,
i refuse to dance for them.
and also,,when i get pissy with them,,they ALL reply with....
"as you wish." UGH!
Same in Scotland, the Indian guys always seem to think they've walked into a brothel!
wednesday86
08-30-2015, 03:56 PM
The guy in the bachelor party who DIDNT buy the dance( or probably any for that matter) that calls out demands while you dance for the bachelor.
"He's getting married, make it extra good"
" Put your tits in his face"
"Get closer to him"
Or he calls out orders to his friend
" Smack her ass"
" Touch her titty"
It's always the broke ass ones yelling out bullshit.
Last night a bacholer party was on my stage and started screaming "SHOW HIM YOUR PUSSSSSSAY!" I stopped what I was doing looked at them and said "Do you have any idea how stupid you sound? Shut up." Then they looked ashamed and tipped me. I always feel like I'm babysitting giant preschoolers on Saturday night stage sets.
catlover0106
08-31-2015, 01:56 PM
-"This isn't for you"
-"Which one of the girls here will give my friend a bj. He has 50 bucks!"
-"I can't get a dance from you because I respect you too much."
-During a lap dance "I'll give you an extra 10 bucks if you suck my dick"
-"No offense or anything but you are the worst stripper ever. I paid 250 for this room and I didn't even get sex."
-When I try to stop guys from fingering me in a lap dance I get "no hun don't resist, you deserve to feel good." Ugh always the super old gross ones, you want to make me feel good obey the rules, give me my money and leave.
One guy I gave my real number because he spent a lot of money on me one day and I hoped I could get him back in again to keep spending, so I texted him the next day.
Our text conversation
me: Hey how are you?
him: HAHA nice try, but I don't fuck strippers
I didn't reply after that because I wasn't sure how to respond to such stupidity, but he kept texting me...
him: I was totally kidding by the way, you should come over to my place!
Any comment insulting the other girls I work with too...
One young guy around my age I talked to but he wouldn't get a dance so I tried to walk away
Him: why are you leaving?
Me: because I'm trying to make money and there are other people here
Him: what would it take for u to stay and sit with me for an hour
Me: at least $100
Him: But I'm young and attractive and I've slept with a lot of girls, would you charge that old guy over there $100? to sit with you too
Me: Yes because I don't care I'm here to earn money
Was about to walk away when he actually paid me $100, but spent the whole hour questioning how I could charge someone like him that much
catlover0106
08-31-2015, 02:20 PM
Also the cocky "how about you pay me to give you a lap dance?"
or when I try to ask if they want a room I always get "how about my hotel room?" They think they are so original and clever, like I don't hear that every single night.
And any guy that tries to act like they know the club and rules better than I do, who has a comeback for everything I say. Such as:
Can you get naked now during the lap dance.
me: No I'll get fired
him; No one is looking
me: there's a camera
him: no one watches it
me: Yes they do girls have been fired over stuff like that
him: well you don't need this job that much, I'll take care of you, give you more money
me: No thanks I like this job I want to keep it
him: But you're a stripper why?, my job for you is better
Also guys particularly in my case indians (not trying to be racist, just my experience) who tell me "show my friend a good time if he likes it, I'll get a dance too," Then their friend spends the whole dance trying to finger me, pull off my underwear and go crazy and then goes back to his friend and tells him he didn't like it and not to get a dance with me because I resisted.
and guys who ask me when I'm on stage next. I tell them probably a couple hours since we have a lot of girls there. They get mad and ask if I can get the DJ to put me up sooner. I try to explain I can't because the other girls are ahead of me and we have an order, but tell them we can have fun in the meantime. Then they're like "no I need to see you dance first." Of course when I do finally dance they never end up getting a dance anyways and a lot of the time are bored on their phones at that point and won't even tip.
Elizabe
08-31-2015, 02:25 PM
You're the sexiest hottest girl in here and I'd love to get a dance but...........(followed by stupid excuse to not get dance)
SweetJulia
08-31-2015, 05:59 PM
God do I hate Indian customers. They're the same in every subcategory of adult work. When I booked for an escort service, I wouldn't send girls to them. But always said she was on the way. This was 2008 and I'm sure half are still waiting. I just so want to kidnap one and see if the average one knows how much we hate them.
Vyanka
08-31-2015, 10:56 PM
"You look conservative" aka non-extras.
Still hustled his ass. Ha.
Danni
09-02-2015, 11:41 AM
Not really a comment but...
Mexican guy talking to himself in spanish through 3 dances and a 20 minute room. I knew he could understand english perfectly fine but made it a point of speaking spanish and really rolllllling those rrrrrrs. And I NO translates from english to spanish buddy!!! Acting like you don't understand why you can't put your hands there or kiss my neck. grrr.
Dancer_maria
09-03-2015, 11:31 PM
I get asked every week "When you going to get your nose fixed" and "Nobody has offered to buy you some tits girl? "
getting used to smiling and getting on with whatever. get their eyes elsewhere :)
wednesday86
09-05-2015, 02:48 AM
tonight I sat at a table and they were like "show me your nipples." First of all I'm not a dog and I don't respond to commands. I tell them they have to buy a dance. "come on just a preview. Here's $3"
"Did i stutter? If you want to see boobs you have to buy a dance." (guy tries to shove it into my bra). I took it, threw it in is face and walked off. ugh! it's been a while since I've been so outright disrespected. They got up and left 2 minutes later. Haha
Danni
09-05-2015, 08:48 AM
"Do you have kids?" Has got to be the most annoying question ever. It annoyed my when I started dancing years ago and annoys me just as much now.
"Why are you doing this (dancing)?" Why do YOU work??? Stupid question.
"If you were mine, I wouldn't let you dance." Annoys me on so many levels.
So many more but these are the ones that I'm getting a lot of lately and really get under my skin.
mm621
09-05-2015, 11:00 AM
Lately, I've been getting a lot of "OMG HOW TALL ARE YOU?" Questions and that never used to bother me until I heard it on a nightly basis. It's like dudes, it's just the heels. granted, I'm 5'8" without the shoes which isn't necessary short, but I'm not really a 6'4" giant. LOL
And comments about my back piercing and constantly responding to why I have one and why I haven't been bothered to fix it yet (lol it's been a year. I'm usually pretty OCD about symmetry but I just don't think about them anymore lol maybe I should get it redone today. I have to decide if I want to work a day shift or run errands today tho. Lol) gets old.
I also don't like the, "so what else do you do?" Question. Again. Never bothered me before. But I keep hearing it over and over and over again. Lol I'm just gonna start making shit up. 😄😄
Selina M
09-05-2015, 11:20 AM
^ I'm barely 5'6 w/o heels and I get that ALL the time, and I only wear 6" heels. When I tell them, they go "oh that's not that tall" and then when I take my shoes off in the CR, they comment that my shoes aren't very tall. So how am I so tall with them on that you need to exclaim?!
I also get really tired of "what does your tattoo say". I groan internally. It's written in cursive and I don't feel like watching them sound it out, getting the inevitable "what does THAT mean?", and going through "It's from a song" "What song?" You wouldn't know it! Shut the fuck up!
And then when I avoid it with "it's a long story", they say "I got time" . Well, I DON'T.
MetalRoses
09-05-2015, 07:08 PM
So this was last Thursday night. Two young Asian guys, one fat, one bald and skinny. Fat Asian buys his friend a dance for his birthday from me after usual small talk. He hands me 25, we go to vip room and I start the dance while I attempt to make conversation just to be friendly and fun, of course. I start to talk about all the interesting people I meet at work such as business owners and those in the music industry.
Customer starts to make fun of me by saying things like, "oh a hip-hop artist?! Ha-ha! Wow! So ghetto! Oh he drives a Cadillac? What is that like a 2006?!"
....So I ask him what HE does for his job.
His answer? "I suck dick!"
Me: Ohhh wow that's great! How much do you get paid for THAT?
I am so done with this douche and I rushed out of the vip room since I am not used to not can stand customers like that. I wait till they're both sitting and talking with no girls around, and I start talking loudly above the music.
Me to fat Asian: so you're friend tells me he sucks dick for a living!
Fat Asian looks confused. He looks at skinny Asian the back up at me.
"Oh he said that?"
Me: "oh yeah, he told me all about how much he LOVES to suck dick!" (I turn and look at baldy) "You know, but that's such a coincidence because you strike me as someone who sucks dick! Is that how you guys pay for your lap dances?!"
(I walk away, Evil grin)