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IsobelWren
04-25-2011, 02:22 PM
I had a bunch of guys in group chat and was at the point where I'm on my back w/my legs up in the air, spreading my pussy for them, dildo at the ready.

One guy, "Put it in your ass bb!"

"Sorry, I don't do butts!"

"That's not a virgin asshole."

I wanted to reply, "Yeah, and that's not a 'dripping wet, super horny' pussy either but you didn't notice that, did you?"

They believe what they want to believe.

IsobelWren
04-25-2011, 02:26 PM
You ladies are going to love this one. It made my night.

Him: I want to play you.
me: mmm ok lets go pvt baby
Him: go ahead. I'm a member. I'm paid up for the yr.
Me : this is pay per min not pay per yr.
He leaves. Lmao.


ROFLOL On one hand I feel bad for him for not getting that his membership to whatever site only got him access to the pre-recorded shows, on the other hand haaa haaaa.

It reminds me of the time that a guy asked for shit and I replied, like you, "in pvt chat". He said, "are there other ppl around?" I thought he meant group vs. exclusive and I told him all about that. He kept saying the same shit over and over before I realized that he thought I'd meant that I was in a public location and wanted to physically move myself somewhere more private before I just yanked out my tits and showed him for free! *face palm*

PrincessLavender
04-25-2011, 02:33 PM
ROFLOL On one hand I feel bad for him for not getting that his membership to whatever site only got him access to the pre-recorded shows, on the other hand haaa haaaa.

It reminds me of the time that a guy asked for shit and I replied, like you, "in pvt chat". He said, "are there other ppl around?" I thought he meant group vs. exclusive and I told him all about that. He kept saying the same shit over and over before I realized that he thought I'd meant that I was in a public location and wanted to physically move myself somewhere more private before I just yanked out my tits and showed him for free! *face palm*


LMAO! That's hilarious. Reminds of the guys who, in free chat, say "ok, were in pvt now" Now I'm wondering if when they say that they were in a public area and have just moved themselves somewhere pvt. Hmm...

IsobelWren
04-26-2011, 02:02 AM
Does anyone else get that guy on Streamate who keeps talking like this: "You Are The Most Beautiful Angel That God Has Ever Made, You Are The Sweetest Woman On Earth I Love You So Much You Are The Perfect Woman"

on and on and on (capitalizing every word?)

OMG! I was reading back through this thread for a laugh. (why oh why haven't I gotten the cheese guy?! I have a pkg of Kraft singles in the icebox JUST IN CASE he signs on too!!) and I saw this post. Smurfette I know EXACTLY who you're talking about! I get him all the time and he totally freaks me out!

He even signs on when I'm in pvt group and I can see him going on and on about God Must Have Run Out Of Angels When He Made You even though I'm not there and he never saw me in free b/c he came in after I went to group pvt! He is So Odd!

Once, I watched him yammer on and on for a solid 7 minutes or so while I was on my back in group with both hands full of pussy. I was thinking, "Jesus Lord, this is truly a surreal moment. These guys are jerking off at me and I'm playing with my pussy while staring at the text version of street preacher from Johnny Mnemonic wandering all over my free chat."

Eventually he said, "Hello?" "Most Lovely One?" and left. It was surreal!

ginger_belle
04-26-2011, 05:56 AM
OMG! I was reading back through this thread for a laugh. (why oh why haven't I gotten the cheese guy?! I have a pkg of Kraft singles in the icebox JUST IN CASE he signs on too!!) and I saw this post. Smurfette I know EXACTLY who you're talking about! I get him all the time and he totally freaks me out!

He even signs on when I'm in pvt group and I can see him going on and on about God Must Have Run Out Of Angels When He Made You even though I'm not there and he never saw me in free b/c he came in after I went to group pvt! He is So Odd!

Once, I watched him yammer on and on for a solid 7 minutes or so while I was on my back in group with both hands full of pussy. I was thinking, "Jesus Lord, this is truly a surreal moment. These guys are jerking off at me and I'm playing with my pussy while staring at the text version of street preacher from Johnny Mnemonic wandering all over my free chat."

Eventually he said, "Hello?" "Most Lovely One?" and left. It was surreal!

I know right, I want the cheese-guy!!!

IsobelWren
04-26-2011, 01:24 PM
I know right, I want the cheese-guy!!!

I think that we need to make a shirt that says, "I want the cheese guy". Only the 20 of us on here will buy it and nobody else will get it but it'll amuse the shit out of us.

PrincessLavender
04-26-2011, 02:50 PM
I think that we need to make a shirt that says, "I want the cheese guy". Only the 20 of us on here will buy it and nobody else will get it but it'll amuse the shit out of us.

Talking about the cheese guy reminded me of a new guy that keeps coming into my room. Anybody have the guy that wants you to light long kitchen matches? He's come in a few times but I don't have any so I'm not sure if he actually pays or how long of a pvt it would be.

SexiCal
04-26-2011, 11:30 PM
Him: Before I go pvt i need to see that pussy
Me: Lol
Him: I just wanna make sure u dont have and STDs

IsobelWren
04-27-2011, 12:24 AM
Him: Before I go pvt i need to see that pussy
Me: Lol
Him: I just wanna make sure u dont have and STDs

ROFLOL. B/c you're gonna give it to 'im across the computer!

IsobelWren
05-05-2011, 04:28 PM
gyasexy: hi bb
gyasexy: iam from egyption
gyasexy: i jop in usa in waghonton
gyasexy: in universty
gyasexy: you killer ben laden

And that's all I have to say about that.

PrincessLavender
05-05-2011, 04:49 PM
gyasexy: hi bb
gyasexy: iam from egyption
gyasexy: i jop in usa in waghonton
gyasexy: in universty
gyasexy: you killer ben laden

And that's all I have to say about that.

LMAO!

Caree
05-06-2011, 07:16 PM
whatagreat: hello
Me: hey
whatagreat: howz u?
Me: very good thank you, you?
whatagreat: yea cool thanks, in between bookings at mo, i cam on here too
whatagreat: making sure i stay alert lol
Me: ok cool
whatagreat: u been busy?
Me: not too bad!
Me: slightly above average
whatagreat: thursday are quite good :)
whatagreat: check cam if u want a peep, fit 24 year old
Me: yeh busier than yesterday
Me: sorry trying to work you know how it is!
whatagreat: lol will i distract u then?
Me: no just trying to work
whatagreat leaves the room

So even fellow cammers are trying to get me to view their cams for free now?! Great, I would have thought/hoped they'd know better. Also, don't use my room and chatting to me to "stay alert between bookings". Goodness sake.

IsobelWren
05-13-2011, 10:41 AM
Had a guy yesterday sending me emails on SM begging me to stay on until he had a chance to see me. He'd kept missing me b/c I was getting lots of exclusives so he couldn't hang out in free and wait for the group to be over. Ok, I wasn't too tired, I stayed on, caught a few more shows, eventually saw him in free. He chatted, small talk stuff, then asked for my paypal email. I gave it to him but asked why.

"Well, I know that you only get 1/5 of what I pay on here and I want to tip you for the time you spent talking to me but I want to give it all to you."

Well that's sweet of him. I got tapped for a group and he kept talking a little in free. "Ok love. I paypalled you a dollar!"

Um. Thanks?

I logged into my paypal this morning and there wasn't fuck all in there! ROFLOL, he's going to fake tip me thru paypal and it's only a dollar?!

ginger_belle
05-13-2011, 12:53 PM
Had a guy yesterday sending me emails on SM begging me to stay on until he had a chance to see me. He'd kept missing me b/c I was getting lots of exclusives so he couldn't hang out in free and wait for the group to be over. Ok, I wasn't too tired, I stayed on, caught a few more shows, eventually saw him in free. He chatted, small talk stuff, then asked for my paypal email. I gave it to him but asked why.

"Well, I know that you only get 1/5 of what I pay on here and I want to tip you for the time you spent talking to me but I want to give it all to you."

Well that's sweet of him. I got tapped for a group and he kept talking a little in free. "Ok love. I paypalled you a dollar!"

Um. Thanks?

I logged into my paypal this morning and there wasn't fuck all in there! ROFLOL, he's going to fake tip me thru paypal and it's only a dollar?!

gosh, I just really don't understand the super cheap dudes. they could easily watch free porn, but watching a webcam model is an ~experience and you have to be able to shell out a little money for that!!

PrincessLavender
05-13-2011, 06:12 PM
Had a guy yesterday sending me emails on SM begging me to stay on until he had a chance to see me. He'd kept missing me b/c I was getting lots of exclusives so he couldn't hang out in free and wait for the group to be over. Ok, I wasn't too tired, I stayed on, caught a few more shows, eventually saw him in free. He chatted, small talk stuff, then asked for my paypal email. I gave it to him but asked why.

"Well, I know that you only get 1/5 of what I pay on here and I want to tip you for the time you spent talking to me but I want to give it all to you."

Well that's sweet of him. I got tapped for a group and he kept talking a little in free. "Ok love. I paypalled you a dollar!"

Um. Thanks?

I logged into my paypal this morning and there wasn't fuck all in there! ROFLOL, he's going to fake tip me thru paypal and it's only a dollar?!


Damn! If he was going to lie about it he should have made it at least $50.
Lol.

I had a guy last night
him: do you flash for gold?
me: (it was so dead I got desperate) sure, for 5
him: what about 2?
me: no less than 5
(he sends me 2)
him: flash now
me: no, 5
him: ok, i'll tip 3 more in a little bit
me: ok, as soon as you send it I'll flash
(he sits there for about 5 min, someone takes me pvt)
him: (while I am in pvt) come back baby for the other 3

Lol. Oh wait! Let me end my pvt to get the rest of your $1.75.

PrincessLavender
05-13-2011, 06:15 PM
Btw, does anyone get a guy in your room that says he's another model on the site and he does skype for the other cam girls while they are working? He tried so hard to get me to view his cam. I blocked him the second time he came in. No, I get paid to look at cock. Lol.

naughtycammer
05-14-2011, 12:07 AM
LMFAO! :10: :laughing:


"Hey my old name used to [whatever], you blocked my old account because of a chargeback, but I had to talk to you again. Please answer me. I miss you so much. I can't wait to play with you again."


"If you give me a free show now, Ill pay you tomorrow when I get my paycheck"
"I will see you when you're ready."
"..... You know what: Cam girls are so fucking evil, fuck you bitch and your fucking high horse, you fucking hooker. I hate bitches like you."
(leans over to ban)
"Wait baby don't kick me out - do you have a payment plan?"


"I love just sitting here and talking to you. The sound of your voice is amazing. I could just sit here all day and listen to you talk." -free chat lounge lizard


(product of a slow day in free chat, I shouldve saved it but it basically went like this):
"My dick is 12 inches long bb, three inches wide. its very hard"
"hmm, sounds like a situation"
"could you handle this dick?"
"well I think you have uh elephantiasis. I think you need a doctor"
"you can be my doctor bb"
'you just need antbiotics according to wikipedia"
"no bb you got what I need with that body bb"
"ok how about some surgery, surgery on that cock..."
"mmm like my dick in that tight wet pussy? can you handle it?"
"we'd have to cut it down-"
"with those big dick sucking lips, I bet you give good head"
"maybe no anaesthesia, I want you to feel it"
"mmmm, yes I want to feel it bb, you know how I like it"
"take my scalpel and just hack away at that cock"
"mmm yes bb, youre so fucking sexy"
"until its a bloody but at least normal sized stump"
"..."
"..."
"did you call me an elephant?"
"no no your cock has elephantiasis... since its 12 inches. its a painful disease caused by parasites. "
"...yea bb let me hurt you with my elephant trunk bb, want me to stick it in bb"

ShellyConnors
05-14-2011, 12:53 AM
gyasexy: hi bb
gyasexy: iam from egyption
gyasexy: i jop in usa in waghonton
gyasexy: in universty
gyasexy: you killer ben laden

And that's all I have to say about that.
lol I know what site this jewel came from haha

_Avery_
05-15-2011, 12:45 PM
dude
hey sexy i wanted to ask u private ok
are u wearing panties?

Me
granny panties

douche
mmmmmmm are they cotton?
can u see my cam?

me
They're as big as a parachute
I can fly through the air with them.

dude
can we cam private

me
I probably should wash them

him
can u see me?

me
You can't cam private on here

him
do you have msn?

meNope

him
can u see my cam
ur just rude

::)

TheBrownFox
05-15-2011, 01:10 PM
One of my pet peeves is when I'm in chat and my hands are busy (for example, rubbing the ballsy part of my Lady Calston dildo on my clit), and guys are coming in the room asking me a bunch of questions like "So how are you? Where are you from? Do you like anal?" WTF??? If I'm pleasuring myself, say hi real quick and shut the fuck up with all the questions and enjoy the view. These are questions they should be asking PRIOR to my hands gettin busy. :P

naughtycammer
05-15-2011, 03:00 PM
Conversation went something like this:

Him: hi how are you today?
Me: I'm good. :) yourself?
Him: I'm good. I have a specific request for you
Me: what is it?
Him: do you ever bake like cake or cookies?
Me: yes. why?
Him: I want you to bake a cake for me and ship it to me.
Me: I can't ship anything. I can't do any outside contact stuff. sorry.
Him: aw. are you sure?
Me: Yes I'm sure. Sorry.
Him: Can you reconsider?
Me: after a few more minutes of this, *clicks on ignore user*

*facepalm*

sananeko
05-15-2011, 03:04 PM
^^ really...

BelleDeJour
05-15-2011, 09:28 PM
I don't exacly remember all the conversation, but, he was boring me, instead to buy my shows then, told me this:

- Can you come here to fuck me and I will pay you more?


Alright! If you're a beggar to have a cam show... I can imagine the way you pay a escort... You will pay me so much more!!! ¬¬

sammii
05-16-2011, 02:23 AM
Someone said this to me on cams.com today
"If I take you to private, can you strip naked in like 30 seconds"

Ughhh. I ended up kicking him, he got on my nerves.

sammii
05-16-2011, 10:30 PM
This guy asked me if I was good in private and I said I was, and this is the conversation we had in the private show. I don't care about the money; if you disrespect me you're gone.

Me: hi
Him: NOW IS YOUR CHANCE
Him: PLZ STRIP
Him: SHOW WHAT YOU GOT
Me: i dont like ur attitude
Me: bye
Him: SHOW SOME PUSSY

I ended the show and banned him. I love being the boss, haha. And he was from the UK. UK guys are usually pretty friendly, hmm.

Vogue
05-17-2011, 02:23 AM
"surprise me " huh ?
" can you do me a favor ? " lol " i offer services i do do favors"
" i wanna see what i never saw before " i point my webcam to my curtains
"are those tits yours ?" " nope i borrow them from my neighbor "
"where did u got those tits " " supermarket sale pay one get 2 "
" i wanna get u pregnant " " no way i use an antivirus protection "
"are you a girl ? " " are u a moron ?"
" can u show me your feet in doggy ?" me speechless
"can you show me your toys ?" " can you browse a sex shop ? "
" i dont do privates i only want in real " " ok shut down ur pc and go out "
"i dont wanna turn on my webcam you my fall inlove " yah right
" will you eat my cum ?" LOL
" i wish that cigarette was my dick " " yah it would be fun to light it let it burn crush it in the ashtray and throw it in the garbage "


in private
he : i have a 34 inch dick .
me : wow ( and i just start to ignore him )
2min later he : what are you doing ?
me : browse Guinness book i wanna see your picture
he : smart ass

" can u wear a pair of overknee boots and zoom on your pussy ?" lol ???
" he : how olad are you ? me 27
he : im 46 not a big age difference between us "
" can i see your Gspot ? yes brb need to bring my wallet "

MistyRose
05-17-2011, 02:40 AM
"Is the ass on the pictures really yours?"

Every damn night, twice an hour. I started replying with "No, I took photos of your mum's."

Childish? Yes. Satisfying? Also yes.

BelleDeJour
05-17-2011, 05:54 PM
Today: "Do you like sex?"


Oh my Lord... It's getting worse...:O

PrincessLavender
05-17-2011, 06:56 PM
Today: "Do you like sex?"


Oh my Lord... It's getting worse...:O

What about the "do you like hard cock?" questions? I've posted it before but it still blows my mind why they think they need to ask this. Show of hands... Who prefers a limp penis? Anybody......didn't think so.

IsobelWren
05-18-2011, 07:47 PM
"are those tits yours ?" " nope i borrow them from my neighbor "
"where did u got those tits " " supermarket sale pay one get 2 "
" i wanna get u pregnant " " no way i use an antivirus protection "

" i dont do privates i only want in real " " ok shut down ur pc and go out "
"i dont wanna turn on my webcam you my fall inlove " yah right

" i wish that cigarette was my dick " " yah it would be fun to light it let it burn crush it in the ashtray and throw it in the garbage "


in private
he : i have a 34 inch dick .
me : wow ( and i just start to ignore him )
2min later he : what are you doing ?
me : browse Guinness book i wanna see your picture
he : smart ass


OMG I'm in hysterics! I particularly like the ones I quoted. My ATF, "OK shut down yr pc and go out" WAUUUUGGGHH! I can't even breathe I'm laughing so hard.

Ebonyqueen
06-01-2011, 02:46 AM
most annoying 4 me is on free chat,"baby m strokin my dick can u please bend over so i can cum all over tht phat ass," n i'm supposed to feel special cuz i made him cum on free chat :sarcastic.lame ass

OJenni!
06-01-2011, 02:56 AM
worst one.. I am hairy down there ladies and they always ask me how hairy and I say I dont measure it cum see.;D

LOL I am hairy down there too...

"how hairy"?
"can you pull some hair out?"
"can I have a peek of the hair?"

Ebonyqueen
06-01-2011, 03:09 AM
oh n heres sumthin else, "have u ever kicked a boy b4," wtf! i havent but i'd love to kick yo ass ryt now.
"can i buy u a plane ticket,i'd love to fuk u in person," silly ass the guy cant afford to take me pvt how in the hell can he afford to buy me a plane ticket then theres,"y r u sellin internet pussy,go get an education n find yoself a proper job,"hello!!! wat r u doin on a sex site if u've got morals n u think m jus an uneducated bitch who has nuthin better to do y is yo ass here watchin me? i mean really

girl_sam
06-01-2011, 09:37 AM
Got one idiot last night...

"See tits bb"--Nope, I don't take off anything for free.
"If I say please?"--Is please a currency, and I wasn't told? I'm out of the loop.
"Then let me see pussy!"-- Yeah, cause the tits are at a price, but pussy's free? WTF?

I finally went off on him and ended up muting all basics, which I don't normally do. I normally have to give a beggar my "no free lunch" speech once, but this guy was really pushy.

prettygreeneyes
06-01-2011, 11:16 AM
Douche: Hey I have an idea, you might think I'm crazy

Douche: I have around $43(something cents) on my account and I'd be willing to spend it all on you in private, ill go right ahead and do that if you use those nice dildos over there and..ya know..use em
and orgasm <3

Me (paraphrasing because I was speaking out loud): Okay, let's go to premium or exclusive and I'll do that for you.

Douche: deal or no deal?

Me: Ready for private whenever you are!

Douche: so..you're gonna do it :-D?

Me: Yep, just click that button and take me premium or exclusive and I'd be happy to use these dildos for you

Douche: no I mean like here and once you do it ill spend it all on you

Me: HAHAHAHA do I look like an idiot? Hell no. Nice try buddy

Douche: ok...well prove to me that i should go private with you, besides being super pretty

Me: *ban*

I knew what he was trying to get me to do the whole time, I was just being a smart ass. What a dumb fuck...

~Carmen~
06-01-2011, 06:34 PM
Douche Bag;) Love your responses!

sammii
06-01-2011, 08:55 PM
Him: may i see ur ass?

Me: k we can talk about this in pvt not here (I wasn't even talking to him).

Him: umm no

Him: if i dont like ur ass were not going prv

Him: so let me see if its worth the money

Me: lol. nope bye (kick).

Busygirl
06-01-2011, 09:14 PM
.........................

sammii
06-01-2011, 09:17 PM
I never take rude guys, even in private. If they try to order me around, I'll tell them to "ask nicely" and 95% of the time, they'll say sorry and ask a bit nicer. :)

PrincessLavender
06-02-2011, 10:41 PM
Got one idiot last night...

"See tits bb"--Nope, I don't take off anything for free.
"If I say please?"--Is please a currency, and I wasn't told? I'm out of the loop.
"Then let me see pussy!"-- Yeah, cause the tits are at a price, but pussy's free? WTF?

I finally went off on him and ended up muting all basics, which I don't normally do. I normally have to give a beggar my "no free lunch" speech once, but this guy was really pushy.

I had a guy promise he would make me laugh if I flashed him in free. My response: laughter doesn't pay my bills.

tropicalust
06-05-2011, 11:06 AM
-Baby you are fabulous I wanna spend so much money on you..Do you know what wester union is??

- I wanna go to pvt right now, but first show me pussy, or get me horny..(isnt that what pvt are for??)

-Member=Can you wear this and this for me?
me=sure bb
Member=Put it on now
me= Ill put it on during pvt
Member= but thats a waste of money
(cheap as***** like Im gonna leave my cam on while Im changing clothes or leave it on while I go to the bathroom to change clothes, so an admin comes and penalize my ass for not being there)

-I also hate when guys think that they are so important that I have to add them on fb or give them my phone number, or email. Like for real dude???

Amy Lee
06-05-2011, 11:14 AM
-Baby you are fabulous I wanna spend so much money on you..Do you know what wester union is??

- I wanna go to pvt right now, but first show me pussy, or get me horny..(isnt that what pvt are for??)

-Member=Can you wear this and this for me?
me=sure bb
Member=Put it on now
me= Ill put it on during pvt
Member= but thats a waste of money
(cheap as***** like Im gonna leave my cam on while Im changing clothes or leave it on while I go to the bathroom to change clothes, so an admin comes and penalize my ass for not being there)

-I also hate when guys think that they are so important that I have to add them on fb or give them my phone number, or email. Like for real dude???


What is with them with this "show me your ass first and then we will go private ok bb?"

DUMB FUCKS. I ignore them!

girl_sam
06-05-2011, 11:44 AM
I got another idiot last night....

Him: show tits bb
Me: not for free. I only flash for tips
Him:show pussy bb
Me: what makes you think that I would show pussy for free, when I charge for tits? does that make any sense?

He continues begging, and as I'm about to click ban, one of my regs says "Damn basics, cheap asses can't tip a beautiful woman."

The guy leaves, probably embarrassed that he was called out by another guy.... but he comes back about 30 min later, acting like he wasn't even there! He starts the same routine- show this, show that- he got banned with a quickness then.

Smurfette
06-05-2011, 11:55 AM
Yesterday I had a private with a guy who typed like this:

Well, hello! How are you?
I'm GREAT! You look FANTASTIC!
WOW! You are SO inspirational!
Those are the nicest boobs I have EVER seen!
Wow! You are INCREDIBLY talented!
Undoubtedly LITERALLY the BEST model on Streamate.. by FAR!

etc. etc.

Which I obviously don't have a problem with because he's so nice! But halfway through the private I started imagining him as Rob Lowe on Parks and Recreation and couldn't stop laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgnxlpSQgqg

Jay12
06-05-2011, 11:57 AM
There was this guy named Manfred who had a thing for women taking off/putting on tampons.

I guess that's the weirdest thing I've heard so far.

LondonJones
06-05-2011, 03:39 PM
Damn girls! I am laughing so hard here and believe me I need it! This is the perfect thread for what literally just happened to me!

I was on MFC and forgot to mute my basics, but this guy was like I wanna do a skype show! I really want skype! I already added you (I am way too easy to find on skype) I told him right there and then that I do not accept paypal and if he wanted to pay it had to be tokens. He said that was fine so I waited and there was no tip... of course.

So I said to him "Are you ready to tip me yet?"
His response was "Okay, but you will take paypal for me?"
I said "I told you it was tokens and nothing else!"
"But bb I will spend so much on you! How about you give me your bank details so I can do bank transfer? Or western union?"
Me - "So you want me to give you all my personal bank details, address, surname?! Are you fucking high?! You want my drivers license and passport while we're at it?"
Him "But I dont like giving my details to MFC it invades my privacy!"
Me - "Oh I'm sorry I didnt realise your privacy was the one at stake... Hmmm... Lemme think for a second... *pretend to think really hard* Ooooh sorry it turns out I dont like giving my details to fucking limp dicks like you so go fuck yourself without my help!" *Banned*

I thought that was over but then magically he pops up on my skype and actually video calls me. I was like "I will never video chat with you, you time wasting piece of shit. How dare you even try that!"
Him - "But bb I'm special you will want to see me. I think you will like very much and want for free."
Me - "I have this rule though that means I can't ever cam with you."
Him - "What rule?"
Me - "I don't cam with retards." *Blocked*

Seriously what a fucking prick.

I usually get these in free chat

"Shaved?" - Thats what my profile says you lazy dick. I know you must be able to read because you can certainly type you moron.

"Prove you are shave/have small nipples/have stockings/black dress, etc." - Why I would love to be your servant for nothing oh cheapass master... Fuckwits.

Pms with "How r u" may start leading to a ban at this rate. It's ridiculous.

"Put >insert random unsafe object< in your pussy/ass" - There aren't enough tokens in the world, bitch.

"How much for pee?" - Yes I would love to risk my site membership for you as well as perform this degrading act.

"Open your mouth and look at the camera so i can blow my load on your tongue now." - Again I love to be your completely free sex slave. I only do this because I'm an attention seeking nympho. I don't have bills to pay don't worry!

*Sigh*

Camming constantly reaffirms my belief women are the greater sex. Although saying that I have a bisexual girl who won't leave me alone during my shows either and always wants me to watch her cam for free just because shes a girl. Just because you have a vagina, that doesn't get you special privileges in my room!

OJenni!
06-05-2011, 11:30 PM
had this *wonderful*::) dude come into my room tonight. He was a premium member. He kept on asking if I had cum today and if I like my ass slapped so I banned him:

him: so you ban ppl for asking questions?

Me: I banned you because you kept asking the question several times. Plus you watched me give a public show (someone had payed 500 tokens for a short public show) that I gave ____(insert member who gave 500 tokens) and you did not tip once.

him: wow you are going to make a lot of friends on here. I was going to tip you.

me: you were in here 30 minutes after that show I gave him and you did not tip. In fact two other people tipped for other things afterwards and you just watched...LOL. Plus I told you sexual questions are not addressed unless you tip.

him:you suck

Me: whatever

him: yeah you are going to make a lot of money on here you stupid fat bitch. Banning me was a huge mistake.

me: excuse me? I have been nothing but polite to you. Now you are resorting to name calling? Goodnight!

Him: you will learn one day. You are the worst model on this site and have to beg for tips....

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Keep in mind this was a premium member! I mute all basics and guests

TeeBaby
06-05-2011, 11:46 PM
Do any of you ever feel that you sometimes get a woman talking shit to you?

This happened to me recently. I didn't ban the person right away because it was too funny (free entertainment for me). The way the person was writing their shit seemed like a girl, but I just couldn't imagine some jealous girl (maybe other cam girl?) taking time out of her day to talk shit to me. Even while I was in premium chat this person was in the guest chat still talking shit. It was amusing though, and honestly it made my day. I have haters, I'm doing something right.

DominicanDream
06-07-2011, 04:08 AM
I absolutely hate when guys don't type in complete freakin sentences.

"Show ass bb" "stand bb". "ass bb".

When someone calls me "bb" it gets on my nerves, too...

If someone has a specific fetish, i do that in exclusive. It's a little irritating when someone has something REALLY SPECIFIC (that wouldnt appeal to other customers) that they want me to do in premium chat.

Fridays
06-07-2011, 07:05 AM
Squirt creamy white bb"
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!