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Procrasturbator
07-30-2013, 11:43 AM
Weirdo: nut for me bb
share that momment with me

Ahahaha omg. Nut for me bb. How could you resist that kind of seduction?

VictoriaChaos
07-30-2013, 11:54 AM
And you call me a stupid whore.
Can we just a a scrolling banner of this somewhere?
You read through this thread and it flashes at the end.
Gawd, I'm having a good day. :)

IsobelWren
07-30-2013, 11:57 AM
I told my man creature, RP, about my delightful boner-killing expedition. He didn't appreciate it.

"He's paying you to get him off the way he asks and you didn't give it to him. You were really shitty!"

"No. He's paying me for my time. If he wanted a specific thing -which he did- he should have asked for it ahead of time, to see if I would do it."

"You could have just told him once he started in on it."

" 'Hey I don't do race play'? and then he says, 'yes you do, you white girls are all racist.' or 'I'm not asking for race play.' He started a show and then tried to force me into a humiliation show. What's more, he tried to force me into being humiliated by the fact that I've had sex (and presumably enjoyed it) with a black man. So he's trying to force me to do something that I didn't sign up for without asking me. AND he's assuming that I'm a racist and that everyone I know is a racist."

"People assume you're all sorts of things on cam and you don't get mad at them."

"Oh but I do. And those people assume that I'm the kind of thing society tells them about sex work. They're wrong. But it makes more sense, 'she's on cam, so she must be a slut' than, 'she's on cam, she must be a racist."

"I think the thought was, 'she's white, she must be a racist.'"

"Okay, so that plus...? 'She's on cam, so I can do whatever I want to her'? 'She's on cam, so she'll be down for whatever I throw at her'? 'She's on cam, so she deserves to be humiliated'? 'She's on cam, so I should be allowed to non-consensually humiliate her to get myself off'?"

"You're just really being aggressive about this lately."

"My options are to be hurt, be angry, or see the humor in it. Said options are not mutually exclusive, but the last one is by far the one that will keep me the most relatively sane for the longest amount of time."

And people think this is an easy job. *sifts through papers looking for the blueprints to the invention she's working on which will allow you to punch people in the nuts through the internet*

CanadianRuby
07-30-2013, 11:58 AM
34531

For some reason this pissed me off. I am not in the mood.

I get tired of the sarcastic crap sometimes.

VictoriaChaos
07-30-2013, 11:59 AM
Ahahaha omg. Nut for me bb. How could you resist that kind of seduction?
Again, so glad he couldn't see my face.
I couldn't resist the single eyebrow raise at that point.
For what do I nut with sir, my clit?

IsobelWren
07-30-2013, 12:04 PM
Lol. yah (sorry, wasn't keeping up with the posts), But I'm pretty sure I said something like, "Actually, most of Freud's theories have been disproven" (really just talking out of my ass cuz I don't remember Freud from school- but was I right?)
And the dude was like, "At least half the people in the world are motivated by sex"
And I said, "Then that would make him half wrong, wouldn't it? Which, in the field of science, just means he was wrong".
lol.

Yeah, you were right. I think only a few of Freud's thoughts stick around. The Id, the Ego and the Superego are going to be around for a long time. The stages of psychosexual development are still here, but are becoming more and more modified...I can't think of much else that's stuck around. Regression and Freudian dream analysis fell out of favor in the 70s, hypnosis as a technique was proved to be actually dangerous in the 90s. The whole, "lay on the couch" thing has been out for a long time. JAC, can you think of more?

LOL @ half wrong means all wrong. HIGH FIVE!

justanothercamgirl
07-30-2013, 12:08 PM
I told my man creature, RP, about my delightful boner-killing expedition. He didn't appreciate it.

"He's paying you to get him off the way he asks and you didn't give it to him. You were really shitty!"

Tell him that I say that if he thinks that camming is only showing off your pink parts then he is missing the best and most fun parts of it. Sometimes people want to work for things and it would be really shitty to deny them that.

IsobelWren
07-30-2013, 12:11 PM
[11:05:14 AM] Chopper M: ok, well since it involves anal this will fall under $5/minute, is that ok?

Be strong Chopper, be strong! It IS okay. It's YOUR show. that fuckwad ain't like it, he can stroke to his mom again.

"Ok cool! Since it involves anal, it will be only $5/min. How would you like to make payment?"

You can dooo eeet!

justanothercamgirl
07-30-2013, 12:12 PM
Yeah, you were right. I think only a few of Freud's thoughts stick around. The Id, the Ego and the Superego are going to be around for a long time.

Actually not as long as you might think. Everything we thought we knew about neuroscience just got thrown out the window earlier this year. (*JAC squees with excitement and happiness at the prospect.*)

http://www.prevention.com/mind-body/emotional-health/breaking-how-we-sense-things

VictoriaChaos
07-30-2013, 12:13 PM
I told my man creature, RP, about my delightful boner-killing expedition. He didn't appreciate it.

OMG. Dude I have that conversation with the man whom I live with (can't really call him my boyfriend anymore) all the time.
I'll tell him about someone saying something fucked up to me and he'll be like "Your supposed to be nice, they are paying for you."
UMM NO. It's called free fucking chat for a reason! I'm not being paid to sit there and take bullshit and even if I was something you just can't fucking say to me! I don't care if I'm making 20 bucks a minute or 3.39 that doesn't mean you can disrespect me.
So your in a subway sandwich place "I'd like a foot long please." So they put it together and as that's happening you insult the way the sandwich artist puts on the meat, the cheese and that the mayo isn't in a straight enough line. They get paid if you buy a sandwich or not but that doesn't mean they aren't going to go home and possibly put some curse on you or something.
It's customer service but the difference is, if you piss off enough people as a local business you can't survive.
In camming you can hit the block button five times a day or more and know someone will come in at some point and spend some money.
I don't care what people say, unless you have sat on cam and know what some of the fucked up things people say to you can feel like you cannot tell me to act nice and just smile when someone disrespects me. [//end rant and thread jack]

justanothercamgirl
07-30-2013, 12:17 PM
I'll tell him about someone saying something fucked up to me and he'll be like "Your supposed to be nice, they are paying for you."


Actually there are some of us that are getting paid to not be nice. (*grins*)

ChopperM
07-30-2013, 12:51 PM
Be strong Chopper, be strong! It IS okay. It's YOUR show. that fuckwad ain't like it, he can stroke to his mom again.

"Ok cool! Since it involves anal, it will be only $5/min. How would you like to make payment?"

You can dooo eeet!

Ahhh you're right!! I never noticed how meek that sounds. I've always had a problem being assertive in my wording haha. I just had to break the lease in my apartment and it was seriously the hardest thing ever not to be like "Oh ok, you're right, I'll stay, ok thanks bye!!"
I had to get my dad to tell me what to say :P

Thanks for the support girl!

CanadianRuby
07-30-2013, 01:01 PM
I hate when guys want you to dirty chat while they jerk off to your photos they just purchased.

I am talking to a guy right now, and I am so bored.

If only he knew how I really look right now behind the computer. He probably thinks I am scantily clad and super sexy typing this shit.

Instead, I am wearing my boyfriend PJ bottoms and I have a clay mask on my face.

He is taking so long now my face mask looks like this:

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I want to get into the damn bathtub so I can get all squeeky clean and wash this shit off my face. UHG.

CanadianRuby
07-30-2013, 01:23 PM
What do guys want me to say when they ask "where do you want me to blow my load?"

WTF DOES THAT MEAN

Uh...oh your stomach?
Your hand?
In your own mouth?
In your ass?


WUT

RaeRae
07-30-2013, 01:28 PM
Oh my god, that pisses me off so much when that happens to me, unless for some reason it's a guy who wants to be came on whether it is his own cum or not(and is obvious about that). At least then I know what he means. Half the time the guys wants to know where I'd like him to come on me, and the rest of of them mean on themselves but they are all so fucking vague that it makes me want to strangle them. We are not fucking mind readers dammit. We need to be told what you want or at least given contextual clues!

IsobelWren
07-30-2013, 01:31 PM
What do guys want me to say when they ask "where do you want me to blow my load?"

WTF DOES THAT MEAN

Uh...oh your stomach?
Your hand?
In your own mouth?
In your ass?


WUT

}:D I think I might start saying any of those. Or maybe, "In a paper towel, don't leave a damn mess. You weren't raised in a barn!"

CanadianRuby
07-30-2013, 01:37 PM
}:D I think I might start saying any of those. Or maybe, "In a paper towel, don't leave a damn mess. You weren't raised in a barn!"

Hahaha. Yeah It is seriously hard to answer them when they say that.

I told him to cum on one of my photos, now apparently he needs to "set it up"....what is he printing it out? *looks at watch* I got to get in the bath, get dressed, wash dishes, and get supper going and I am waiting for this douche.

This is NOT worth $15. Next time I am charging $1 a min for dirty chat....OH MY GOSH.

ChopperM
07-30-2013, 01:37 PM
What do guys want me to say when they ask "where do you want me to blow my load?"

WTF DOES THAT MEAN


^^^ THIS!!! I get that ALL the time in camshows and I never know what they expect me to say! I always experiment though. I've said "on your chest", "all over your stomach", "on my tits", "in my pussy" and more....I never get any sort of feedback on whether or not I said the right thing though...
I'm afraid that when I say something like "on my tits" they're going to bitch face and be like BUT I CAN'T

sandraflirt
07-30-2013, 01:38 PM
guy: I'm 21 is that okay?

Me: As long as it doesn't bother you it doesn't bother me! lol

sandraflirt
07-30-2013, 01:39 PM
guy: I'm 21 is that okay?

Me: As long as it doesn't bother you it doesn't bother me! lol ;D

CanadianRuby
07-30-2013, 01:40 PM
Oh my god, that pisses me off so much when that happens to me, unless for some reason it's a guy who wants to be came on whether it is his own cum or not(and is obvious about that). At least then I know what he means. Half the time the guys wants to know where I'd like him to come on me, and the rest of of them mean on themselves but they are all so fucking vague that it makes me want to strangle them. We are not fucking mind readers dammit. We need to be told what you want or at least given contextual clues!

Yeah sometimes they say that when I am on cam, I am like oh my god what the fuck does he mean...

So I'll just say something like "Hmmm...I REALLY wish you'd cum in my mouth bb"

That way if he meant "where do you want me to cum on MYSELF" then I make it sound like I don't want that...oh no....I want to be in on this shit....your cum is super sexy bb.

bahaha.

CanadianRuby
07-30-2013, 01:42 PM
^^^ THIS!!! I get that ALL the time in camshows and I never know what they expect me to say! I always experiment though. I've said "on your chest", "all over your stomach", "on my tits", "in my pussy" and more....I never get any sort of feedback on whether or not I said the right thing though...
I'm afraid that when I say something like "on my tits" they're going to bitch face and be like BUT I CAN'T

Hahaha bitch face rofl....

Yeah, each guy is so weird with how "involved" he is. Some guys treat it like real sex, like cyber sex, super into the fantasy and moment....other are like "you're on the computer -________________-" haha.

Sunnylexie
07-30-2013, 05:12 PM
douchebag: i know no request but can i see ur ass or not ?

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Well, since you asked me so nicely.....

I'll show you my ass if you promise to go fucking kill yourself. But you have to go first.

They seem to REALLY REALLY think only things that include nudity are requests. Once you get in the paid section where you are supposed to be naked and show pussy, those cease to count as requests as well - unless he's asking for something like spontaneous fisting, which can be considered a request; in this case, it's ok to tip up to 3 gold to get it done right off.
Too bad a dictionary definition of request won't fit anywhere on SM profile.

Thymian
07-30-2013, 07:45 PM
Too bad a dictionary definition of request won't fit anywhere on SM profile.

Here, here! Some guy wanted me to put on pantyhose in SM free chat last night. He had been asking about my private show so I thought he was headed there, so I let him tip me–it was slow, etc.

Then, after I put them on, he asked if I ever gave a foot job wearing pantyhose, and I told him I could do foot shows with a realistic dildo–thinking I was still telling him about my private show. Bam, another gold tip.

I was confused at first, thinking maybe it was for another pair of pantyhose, then I realized it was for a foot job in free chat. Somehow I managed to turn a potential private into pocket change for a public show. *sigh*

Thymian
07-30-2013, 07:47 PM
"where do you want me to blow my load?"

In my bank account!

Graceface
07-30-2013, 09:07 PM
[11:03:04 AM] Chopper M: Hi! Looking for a show?
[11:03:23 AM] sam mally: yes
[11:04:08 AM] Chopper M: what would you like to see?
[11:04:45 AM] sam mally: strip tease, nude, mastrubate, dildo action, anal, squirt or cum, role play, spanking, dirty talk
[11:05:14 AM] Chopper M: ok, well since it involves anal this will fall under $5/minute, is that ok?
[11:05:18 AM] Chopper M: also i don't squirt
[11:05:30 AM] sam mally: lol na $1 per min
[11:05:38 AM] Chopper M: are you fucking illiterate?
[11:05:54 AM] sam mally: no 5 per min is escort rate lol

FNKNKJVDFNKDFNKFN THIS IS HOW I HAD TO START MY DAY

I NEVER ask if my rate is ok. It's 4.99 a minute for everything right now, and as soon as I can raise it, I will. You're in charge, and you're underpaid at whatever rate you are charging in the first place. I would have banned that motherfucker after the 'lol na' comment. Negging sends me into a fury.

Dude is getting a beautiful woman, who he could never approach in real life to fulfill his desires. He's getting the privilege of seeing you naked, and watching you pleasure yourself (or fake it whatever-the-case-may-be). I've noticed the lower the price per minute, the shittier your clients are.

ChopperM
07-30-2013, 09:43 PM
^ Thank you! <3 I never lower my rate or give deals to random guys though, that's not what I meant when I asked if it was ok. I was just asking him if he still wanted the show even though it will cost more than he may have initially thought, since my indy rates fluctuate (this was on skype btw, forgot to mention in my OP) depending on what the client wants. I guess wording it like a question totally sends the wrong message.

I was going to instantly block him but I get so frustrated at the fact that I get so many guys trying to add me to skype every day without reading my add listings. Bitching them out releases a little bit of that frustration :P

CanadianRuby
07-30-2013, 10:02 PM
34558

:stop:

edit: This guy is a douche. I judged him as being a douche from the beginning of the convo by his: " You're SOOOO fucking hot".

CanadianRuby
07-30-2013, 10:13 PM
Me: "A custom video with full nudity / masturbating is $7/ min" [I didn't like this douche fucking dickhead]
Him: "Wow"
Me: "What do you mean wow?" [I know what he means by "wow" he means....holy fuck you're expensive and I am a broke ass loser]
Him: "I mean a good wow"
Me: -Blocks-

CourtneyRaine
07-31-2013, 01:24 AM
I vote for this guy in "Most insulting profile I've come across on MGF". He at least ranks in the top 5. I don't have a problem with guys stating their preferences upfront. I do have a problem with guys being unnecessarily condescending and rude. Especially guys who've been on the site for two and a half months with zero ratings:

"Please read my profile before you communicate with me. Thank you.

I am a bit of a traditional man and find myself attracted to a certain kind of woman. I really don't want to waste your time so if you are any one or combination of these things, please don't bother to contact me.

1. Young unwed mothers....I feel very sorry for your child/ren. What you do on the internet doesn't go away. Do you think your child won't some day find out about what you are doing here? Or worse yet, do you just not care? I am also not interested in watching you shake your sagging breasts or your cellulite covered stomach skin.

2. Fake breasts. NO THANK YOU. I'd rather suck on a $.50 beach ball from WalMart. I would have liked you better without them, even if you were an A cup. Believe me, men are much less concerned about your breast size than you think.

3. Tattoos. They are the epitome of LOW CLASS. Tattoos do not make you more attractive. They distract the eye from the natural beauty and curves of a woman's body. If you love "artwork" so much, why don't you hire an artist to paint something on canvas for you and you could hang it on your wall where artwork belongs. There it will not fade, it will not stretch when you inevitably get fat and it will last to be passed on to children once you're gone.

4. Sob stories. Do you really think I come here to pay to hear you whine like a little baby? I am here to have a pretty woman make me smile. Most men are here to get away from their nagging, whining wife or girlfriend and the BS that's going on in their life. Hearing about how you got evicted from your apartment because your abusive, druggie boyfriend was having too many "ragers", or hearing about how everything in your life has gone wrong all at once is a complete turnoff. You are here to earn money. Money denotes a job. Usually it is best to leave your personal problems "at home" when you come to work. Just because you work from home does NOT mean that you have license to bring all your problems here and visit them on your paying clients. That tells me you have very poor judgement. I have long ago stopped reading any of the girls' blogs because it just seems to be one whiny brat after another complaining about the most insignificant things.

5. SPAM. Please DO NOT spam me with your offers for content. I will NEVER buy from someone with whom I have never communicated previously. And a Spam offer will result in my blocking you.

I'm sure that many of you will take offense to my "turn offs" and that's fine. Let's not beat around the bush.....This is a site where a man pays to communicate with the kinds of girls who turn him on. So it's my prerogative to specify who does and who does not turn me on. Sending me a nasty message is unprofessional and inappropriate. I will only take more delight in blocking you or in being blocked BY you."

PrincessLavender
07-31-2013, 04:53 AM
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Ha! Ooops, meant "boobs"

PrincessLavender
07-31-2013, 04:57 AM
^^^ THIS!!! I get that ALL the time in camshows and I never know what they expect me to say! I always experiment though. I've said "on your chest", "all over your stomach", "on my tits", "in my pussy" and more....I never get any sort of feedback on whether or not I said the right thing though...
I'm afraid that when I say something like "on my tits" they're going to bitch face and be like BUT I CAN'T

I always say "mmm where ever you want to put it baby" and they'll usually say, "let me cum on your boobs" or "open your mouth" etc.

VictoriaChaos
07-31-2013, 05:59 AM
I vote for this guy in "Most insulting profile I've come across on MGF".
Wait, so can someone explain this to me?
Guys can have profiles?
I've never been on MGF and that made me want to rip this dudes balls through his scrotum.
Do chicks see that and respond?

cherryblossomsinspring
07-31-2013, 07:15 AM
I know this isn't on cam but...

So some guy called me on my cheapest niteflirt listing. I hate when assholes do that and it's always something that has nothing to do with the listing. So after he called for "humiliation" when the line is clearly for oral sex , he has the audacity to ask for an email to send me a picture of his small cock. I play dumb like ooh umm yeah I don't give my email out blah blah. Then he sends it through niteflirt. So I click on something else and tell him " it's not showing" lol. Seriously I don't need visual aids to do phone sex for a guy that can't call the right fucking line! Cheap ass!

He called me twice and each call was less than 4 mins. I just laughed and asked him a bunch of stupid questions. Waste my time and I"ll waste yours. lol

I feel that email feature should only be for members that spend a certain amount in a week.

Vlodina
07-31-2013, 07:38 AM
tommyhotty123: hi baby
you from scotland ? i am aswell
? bb
were abouts from scotland you from bb

tommyhotty123: were abouts are you from in scotland bb
caitlin

Scotty_Hottie: I don't know you can't hear!!
fife

tommyhotty123: im from glasgow

Scotty_Hottie: i can type in excl if you wanna ;-)

tommyhotty123: what

VictoriaChaos
07-31-2013, 08:12 AM
So a guy came in and asked me to sell him my panties.
I'd been online awhile and had twenty minutes left of my shift.
I was tired so I guess my tone wasn't puppies and rainbows.

Fucktard: "Why the attitude?"

Me: What attitude? *fake ass smile* I don't have any panties to sell you.

Fucktard: Geez

Fucktard is blocked.

He sends me a message.

First message: Black bitch

Second message:Your gonna get whats coming to you

Third message: Your just made cuz no ones wants to buy a show from your fuck up black ass. Your gonna get it whore, just you wait.

Yeah I'm terrified your gonna come through my computer screen and fuck me up. Bring it on. Call me a black bitch, I'll fucking show you one.

justanothercamgirl
07-31-2013, 09:14 AM
asshole: honestly not tonight but ive been waitin for u to come online since i joind

asshole: ill see u next time

JAC: I DO NOT FLASH IN FREE CHAT! I AM AN ALL NATURAL 26G, WHICH MEANS MY TITS ARE THE SAME SIZE AS MY HEAD. EXCLUSIVE OR PREMIUM ONLY!

asshole: do u have a sceduale for prvt chat?

JAC: I DO NOT FLASH IN FREE CHAT! I AM AN ALL NATURAL 26G, WHICH MEANS MY TITS ARE THE SAME SIZE AS MY HEAD. EXCLUSIVE OR PREMIUM ONLY!

asshole: i only do prvt

JAC: I DO NOT FLASH IN FREE CHAT! I AM AN ALL NATURAL 26G, WHICH MEANS MY TITS ARE THE SAME SIZE AS MY HEAD. EXCLUSIVE OR PREMIUM ONLY!

asshole: i dont kow why u keep typeing that

asshole: it doesnt awsner my question

*asshole has been banned*

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I keep typing that because I am fucking in a gold show right now asshole while you are trying to ask me questions. Those messages aren't even FOR you. They are for the customers in my room right now that are trying to decided whether or not to come into my gold show after it has just started.

What kind of fucking entitlement do you have to think I am going to answer your fucking questions while I am currently performing for paying customers. Keep your fucking money......if this the amount of attention you are demanding from me in free chat and don't even want to FUCKING THINK about the amount of my attention you are going to demand when you are paying for it.

justanothercamgirl
07-31-2013, 09:28 AM
While I am on DirectIM.....

custie: Hey, do you do this fetish on cam?

JAC: Yes, I do but I am not doing cam shows right at this moment.

*custie leaves*

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Argh, those types of custies drive me crazy! Don't you think if I wanted to be on DirectCam right now I'd be doing it instead of DirectIM? (*JAC pulls her hair out*)

IsobelWren
07-31-2013, 10:02 AM
What kind of fucking entitlement do you have to think I am going to answer your fucking questions while I am currently performing for paying customers. Keep your fucking money......if this the amount of attention you are demanding from me in free chat and don't even want to FUCKING THINK about the amount of my attention you are going to demand when you are paying for it.

I don't understand the guys who come in and ask questions in free while I'm in show either. I get ones asking, "what are you doing now?" when I've got an hour long voyeur cam. I also get people who ask what *kind* of show I'm doing in a long pvt. Um. Same kind as I always do, dude, if you know me, you know I only do fetishes and 1 on 1 interaction in excl. But still. I like that they ask. I also like that they know I might have both hands full of pussy and will likely be unable to respond!

But the dudes like that dude? Who ask detailed questions requiring long answers? Who get bitchy if I don't immediately extract my hands from my crotch to answer? Who in the what now!

Way back in the Pleistocene when I started camming, someone did this. When I got out of the show, I gave him a little sass about it. He told me, "But *so and so*, my favorite model, does it! She's ALWAYS got a high level of interaction. SHE cares about making her fans happy!" I was about to block him, when something occurred to me.

"So you've gotten a lot of shows with her then?"
"All the time!"
"And while you're in a show with her...you've never seen her stop to type that response that you've come to expect her giving you in free while she's in paid?"
"No, that would be stupid. She can't stop the show she's in with me!"
"But presumably, the same thing's happening. When you're in show w/her, someone else is in free, asking her questions, right?"
"...I guess?"
"So someone other than her has to type it, right?"
"..."
"Probably, her boyfriend is at the keyboard while she's in a show. He's probably typing what you think she is. That would explain how she's always able to pay full attention to you. I mean, she can't be in two places at once."
"That's stupid. How would he know what to say?"
"They've probably been dating for a long time. He probably knows her really well. Well enough that she tells him all her secrets, and that he knows what she would say at any moment."
"She wouldn't!"
"Yeah, and if he's there with her the whole night, she doesn't even have to tell him about your shows. He knows, he's sitting there right in the room while you two are fucking, reading all your text, just silently watching."
He leaves. I never see him again.
}:D

I remembered the name of his favorite model and went to perv her myself. You all know what's coming, don't you? She was our very favorite SM recorded loop!

IsobelWren
07-31-2013, 10:11 AM
Someone on SM w/a 1 bubble by his name comes into free
Him: Thought I'd cheer you up. I did the math, [redacted model] is probably clearing 10,000 a day in earnings here.

I'm baffled. First, I wasn't aware that I was sad. Second, "How is telling me that another model makes obscene, unbelievable, incredibly unlikely amounts of money supposed to make me feel any better?"

Him: You were sad the other day that you weren't making enough money.

"...and telling me another model is doing better than I am is supposed to help....how?"

Him: It was sarcasm

"Ah, you see. There's this thing that sarcasm relies on. It's called tone. Not conveyed in text easily. You didn't even try. It was a fail. Besides which, what you said didn't even make any sense. Lastly -I know I sound mean and I'm sorry- please don't use other models' names in my chat. I don't talk shit here and I can't stand outing. It's an offense I will ban for."

Him: I was just trying to cheer you up.

He leaves

Your joke telling. It is a fail.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61v03lSsL1rqfhi2o1_400.gif

IsobelWren
07-31-2013, 10:23 AM
I can't remember exactly what the guy said, but he came into a very busy free chat room and said something about how he wanted me to tip the cam down so that he could see more of my body and less of my face. It sounded vaguely insulting, so I reached to ban him. Others were talking and I thought, Meh, in Camlandia what he said isn't that insulting. Maybe just a poor grasp of English or too much wanking. I keep talking to other people and ignore him.

Moments later, "No seriously hun could you get your face out of cam? Your body is great but your face is putting me off it. :)"

I distinctly remember the smiley face. *sigh* So much for my giving people the benefit of the doubt. Emotionless ban.

Sometimes emotionless bans are more satisfying than rage bans.

Troll is dorking along the chat wilds, poking the bushes, expecting to start some shit. He finds a long black snake tail. *poke poke poke* Awwww, it's not doing anything. *poke poke* Lean in closer to look at the tail. Behind him, the cobra's head is sliding out of the bushes. The cobra opens its mouth, rears and WHAPOW!

Internet troll is flat on his back in the main room of the site, wondering what happened to him.

IsobelWren
07-31-2013, 10:27 AM
I've been saving this gif for an appropriate moment, but you know, in this thread, it's always an appropriate moment and....it's like all those dumb parables you hear about, "she saved that dress to wear for something special...she never wore it and we just now buried her in it." Fuck it. Let's break out the good china for eating cheese sandwiches!

http://i.imgur.com/lfgpUgQ.gif

VictoriaChaos
07-31-2013, 10:29 AM
Isobel I just want you to know I strive for your cool attitude towards camming.
Those posts made me angry just reading them but you just flipped it around on those assholes.
I'm getting there but oh my god, you inspire me.

CanadianRuby
07-31-2013, 11:08 AM
I vote for this guy in "Most insulting profile I've come across on MGF". He at least ranks in the top 5. I don't have a problem with guys stating their preferences upfront. I do have a problem with guys being unnecessarily condescending and rude. Especially guys who've been on the site for two and a half months with zero ratings:

"Please read my profile before you communicate with me. Thank you.

I am a bit of a traditional man and find myself attracted to a certain kind of woman. I really don't want to waste your time so if you are any one or combination of these things, please don't bother to contact me.

1. Young unwed mothers....I feel very sorry for your child/ren. What you do on the internet doesn't go away. Do you think your child won't some day find out about what you are doing here? Or worse yet, do you just not care? I am also not interested in watching you shake your sagging breasts or your cellulite covered stomach skin.

2. Fake breasts. NO THANK YOU. I'd rather suck on a $.50 beach ball from WalMart. I would have liked you better without them, even if you were an A cup. Believe me, men are much less concerned about your breast size than you think.

3. Tattoos. They are the epitome of LOW CLASS. Tattoos do not make you more attractive. They distract the eye from the natural beauty and curves of a woman's body. If you love "artwork" so much, why don't you hire an artist to paint something on canvas for you and you could hang it on your wall where artwork belongs. There it will not fade, it will not stretch when you inevitably get fat and it will last to be passed on to children once you're gone.

4. Sob stories. Do you really think I come here to pay to hear you whine like a little baby? I am here to have a pretty woman make me smile. Most men are here to get away from their nagging, whining wife or girlfriend and the BS that's going on in their life. Hearing about how you got evicted from your apartment because your abusive, druggie boyfriend was having too many "ragers", or hearing about how everything in your life has gone wrong all at once is a complete turnoff. You are here to earn money. Money denotes a job. Usually it is best to leave your personal problems "at home" when you come to work. Just because you work from home does NOT mean that you have license to bring all your problems here and visit them on your paying clients. That tells me you have very poor judgement. I have long ago stopped reading any of the girls' blogs because it just seems to be one whiny brat after another complaining about the most insignificant things.

5. SPAM. Please DO NOT spam me with your offers for content. I will NEVER buy from someone with whom I have never communicated previously. And a Spam offer will result in my blocking you.

I'm sure that many of you will take offense to my "turn offs" and that's fine. Let's not beat around the bush.....This is a site where a man pays to communicate with the kinds of girls who turn him on. So it's my prerogative to specify who does and who does not turn me on. Sending me a nasty message is unprofessional and inappropriate. I will only take more delight in blocking you or in being blocked BY you."


Who is that Dick head? He is getting a piece of my mind. I fucking hate the entitled dicks. There is only one man I let see my content that has a profile like that, and he only gets the privilege because he has givens me 100s.

ChopperM
07-31-2013, 11:13 AM
Who is that Dick head? He is getting a piece of my mind. I fucking hate the entitled dicks. There is only one man I let see my content that has a profile like that, and he only gets the privilege because he has givens me 100s.

Yes please post his name in verified! I want to block him so he never gets to see the gorgeousness of me and my "low class" tattoos (actually I want to punch him in the face but this is the next best thing)
Fuck I never thought I'd witness a profile that pissed me off more than the fetish shaming profiles that some guys have, but this really takes the cake.

CanadianRuby
07-31-2013, 11:18 AM
Yes please post his name in verified! I want to block him so he never gets to see the gorgeousness of me and my "low class" tattoos (actually I want to punch him in the face but this is the next best thing)
Fuck I never thought I'd witness a profile that pissed me off more than the fetish shaming profiles that some guys have, but this really takes the cake.

I typically will send a guy a message if his profile is condescending, rude, or says anything bad about any model(s) on the site. Guys are SO fucking entitled on there it makes my head want to explode. Like, fine, you have peferences BUT, that doesn't mean you get to be so entitled that you completely shame and embarrass 50% of the models that read your damn profile.

I hope he gets hit by a bus.

It's amusing he apparently has no ratings. What the hell is wrong with these women hating assholes that go on a website where you pay women money to talk to you.....uhg. I LOVE seeing what they douches look like too.......always look like basement dwelling creeps.

IsobelWren
07-31-2013, 01:53 PM
Isobel I just want you to know I strive for your cool attitude towards camming.
Those posts made me angry just reading them but you just flipped it around on those assholes.
I'm getting there but oh my god, you inspire me.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bashful.gif

Seems whiny to say that my life has been hard, so I'll admit that there have been many times when it has been, as Marshal Rosenberg (founder of non-violent communication) would say, "less than wonderful." I long ago realized that life is usually pretty absurd. In the book Stranger in a Strange Land, the main character has no sense of humor. He just doesn't understand the concept of "funny." About halfway through the book he suddenly starts to laugh. He finally understands the concept. "It's funny because it hurts." He says.

Also, I've been camming since 2008. If I allowed it to get to me, I probably would have had an aneurysm by now. HAH! I'm burnt out enough as is!

I used to have a gif of Jinkx Monsoon frantically whispering, "water off a duck's back." Can't find it right now, so I'll use this one instead, but most of the time I feel more frantic and less calm and collected than she looks here. :D

http://24.media.tumblr.com/45c38966d7f319cb2b4b55c265bcdb95/tumblr_mlb7kjpDsB1qlvwnco1_500.gif

justanothercamgirl
07-31-2013, 03:38 PM
Way back in the Pleistocene when I started camming, someone did this. When I got out of the show, I gave him a little sass about it. He told me, "But *so and so*, my favorite model, does it! She's ALWAYS got a high level of interaction. SHE cares about making her fans happy!" I was about to block him, when something occurred to me.

"So you've gotten a lot of shows with her then?"
"All the time!"
"And while you're in a show with her...you've never seen her stop to type that response that you've come to expect her giving you in free while she's in paid?"
"No, that would be stupid. She can't stop the show she's in with me!"
"But presumably, the same thing's happening. When you're in show w/her, someone else is in free, asking her questions, right?"
"...I guess?"
"So someone other than her has to type it, right?"
"..."
"Probably, her boyfriend is at the keyboard while she's in a show. He's probably typing what you think she is. That would explain how she's always able to pay full attention to you. I mean, she can't be in two places at once."
"That's stupid. How would he know what to say?"
"They've probably been dating for a long time. He probably knows her really well. Well enough that she tells him all her secrets, and that he knows what she would say at any moment."
"She wouldn't!"
"Yeah, and if he's there with her the whole night, she doesn't even have to tell him about your shows. He knows, he's sitting there right in the room while you two are fucking, reading all your text, just silently watching."
He leaves. I never see him again.
}:D

I remembered the name of his favorite model and went to perv her myself. You all know what's coming, don't you? She was our very favorite SM recorded loop!

This epic story just made my entire night.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/697311/britney-laughing-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/697311/britney-laughing.html)

Thank you so much for this.

Procrasturbator
07-31-2013, 04:05 PM
Someone in free chat asked me if I've ever masturbated.

Grammatically it was all fucked up so I thought I misunderstood (I had to have misunderstood, right???) and asked him what he meant.

"fuck yourself with a dildo"

I. I just. I can't.

justanothercamgirl
07-31-2013, 04:09 PM
There's a recorded loop girl on SM? :O
HOW is that even possible???

If that blows your mind, then it is going to be REALLY blow when you find out there is more then one of them.

How is it possible? Greedy men pretty much.