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Blondieblue
07-31-2013, 04:25 PM
I wish we could use these GIF's in our chatrooms LOL, especially the one I see that says "Tell that bitch to tip!"


This was on SM earlier today. Guy says he wants to do a private, and asks if I have a thong and skirt. I say that I do somewhere, so he asks me to go look for them. You could see me from the chest up, so I go off cam to put them on. I come back and tell him I'm ready. Then he asks if I can stand. I tell him when he goes private, I'll stand and he can see everything. He tells me no... stand now. I laugh and tell him when he takes me private, cause that was the whole point. So he says " no you're not" and leaves the room LOL. But lesson learned. From now on... I'll keep the stuff handy.... then tell them I'll go grab it real quick once they go private.

ManyRoses
07-31-2013, 04:31 PM
I vote for this guy in "Most insulting profile I've come across on MGF". He at least ranks in the top 5. I don't have a problem with guys stating their preferences upfront. I do have a problem with guys being unnecessarily condescending and rude. Especially guys who've been on the site for two and a half months with zero ratings:

"Please read my profile before you communicate with me. Thank you.

I am a bit of a traditional man and find myself attracted to a certain kind of woman. I really don't want to waste your time so if you are any one or combination of these things, please don't bother to contact me.

1. Young unwed mothers....I feel very sorry for your child/ren. What you do on the internet doesn't go away. Do you think your child won't some day find out about what you are doing here? Or worse yet, do you just not care? I am also not interested in watching you shake your sagging breasts or your cellulite covered stomach skin.

2. Fake breasts. NO THANK YOU. I'd rather suck on a $.50 beach ball from WalMart. I would have liked you better without them, even if you were an A cup. Believe me, men are much less concerned about your breast size than you think.

3. Tattoos. They are the epitome of LOW CLASS. Tattoos do not make you more attractive. They distract the eye from the natural beauty and curves of a woman's body. If you love "artwork" so much, why don't you hire an artist to paint something on canvas for you and you could hang it on your wall where artwork belongs. There it will not fade, it will not stretch when you inevitably get fat and it will last to be passed on to children once you're gone.

4. Sob stories. Do you really think I come here to pay to hear you whine like a little baby? I am here to have a pretty woman make me smile. Most men are here to get away from their nagging, whining wife or girlfriend and the BS that's going on in their life. Hearing about how you got evicted from your apartment because your abusive, druggie boyfriend was having too many "ragers", or hearing about how everything in your life has gone wrong all at once is a complete turnoff. You are here to earn money. Money denotes a job. Usually it is best to leave your personal problems "at home" when you come to work. Just because you work from home does NOT mean that you have license to bring all your problems here and visit them on your paying clients. That tells me you have very poor judgement. I have long ago stopped reading any of the girls' blogs because it just seems to be one whiny brat after another complaining about the most insignificant things.

5. SPAM. Please DO NOT spam me with your offers for content. I will NEVER buy from someone with whom I have never communicated previously. And a Spam offer will result in my blocking you.

I'm sure that many of you will take offense to my "turn offs" and that's fine. Let's not beat around the bush.....This is a site where a man pays to communicate with the kinds of girls who turn him on. So it's my prerogative to specify who does and who does not turn me on. Sending me a nasty message is unprofessional and inappropriate. I will only take more delight in blocking you or in being blocked BY you."

Oh my god. That is absolutely fucking appalling. I HATE those guys who think that it is ok to hide their assholery under the guise of "this is my prerogative and it's ok because I am stating my needs as a customer".

Not to mention his assumption (throughout) that the only reason that women would do anything with their body is to attract men. I HATE that.

tlulu
07-31-2013, 04:44 PM
In PM on MFC:

User1: blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi
User1:blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi
User1: blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi
Me: yeah
User1: blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi
User1: blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi

This is pretty much how I see what they write when they talk about their lives and when they try to be my "friend"

I.
Don't.
Care.

You don't pay me enough to be your psychiatrist.

justanothercamgirl
07-31-2013, 05:18 PM
I wish we could use these GIF's in our chatrooms LOL, especially the one I see that says "Tell that bitch to tip!"


This was on SM earlier today. Guy says he wants to do a private, and asks if I have a thong and skirt. I say that I do somewhere, so he asks me to go look for them. You could see me from the chest up, so I go off cam to put them on. I come back and tell him I'm ready. Then he asks if I can stand. I tell him when he goes private, I'll stand and he can see everything. He tells me no... stand now. I laugh and tell him when he takes me private, cause that was the whole point. So he says " no you're not" and leaves the room LOL. But lesson learned. From now on... I'll keep the stuff handy.... then tell them I'll go grab it real quick once they go private.

It is a hard lesson, but I think that it is the first lesson that every camgirl learns. If they ask you to go and get something and put it on you ask them to tip you first because you are ignoring other potential paying customers to do their request for free.

ChopperM
07-31-2013, 05:22 PM
I wish we could use these GIF's in our chatrooms LOL, especially the one I see that says "Tell that bitch to tip!"


This was on SM earlier today. Guy says he wants to do a private, and asks if I have a thong and skirt. I say that I do somewhere, so he asks me to go look for them. You could see me from the chest up, so I go off cam to put them on. I come back and tell him I'm ready. Then he asks if I can stand. I tell him when he goes private, I'll stand and he can see everything. He tells me no... stand now. I laugh and tell him when he takes me private, cause that was the whole point. So he says " no you're not" and leaves the room LOL. But lesson learned. From now on... I'll keep the stuff handy.... then tell them I'll go grab it real quick once they go private.

One time, when my room was slow, I went and found an outfit that a guy requested. He was saying he wanted to do a really long exclusive that involved my bathtub and kept asking me to gather all the stuff and put on the whole outfit before we go, so I made him tip and I did it. After like ten minutes of discussing the show with him, finding the outfit, and putting it on in free chat, he took me to exclusive, only to leave in like 2 minutes because my bathtub wasn't filling up quick enough to his liking. He rated me a three. WTF

CanadianRuby
07-31-2013, 05:46 PM
34565

Did this cock sucker SERIOUSLY just tip me two dollars to.....do...something?

I AM $3 A MIN YOU ASSHOLE.

Sunnylexie
07-31-2013, 08:02 PM
Whoneedstoreadtherules: would u do a fetish of gagging until you puke?

Me: puke and scat are things the model can get permabanned for.

Whoneedstoreadtherules: really? i did not know that...how would they find out though?

Me: fyi, pvts get monitored.

Me: they chose the best ones to upload for advertisement

Me: so they will find out FOR SURE lol

Whoneedstoreadtheules: i didnt know that lol

Whoneedstoreadtherules: no they wouldnt it would be in exclusive!!

Whoneedstoreadtherules: soo?

Me: you think it isnt true about EXCL?

Whoneedstoreadtherules: idk in exclusive would u puke?

CanadianRuby
07-31-2013, 08:14 PM
Whoneedstoreadtherules: would u do a fetish of gagging until you puke?

Me: puke and scat are things the model can get permabanned for.

Whoneedstoreadtherules: really? i did not know that...how would they find out though?

Me: fyi, pvts get monitored.

Me: they chose the best ones to upload for advertisement

Me: so they will find out FOR SURE lol

Whoneedstoreadtheules: i didnt know that lol

Whoneedstoreadtherules: no they wouldnt it would be in exclusive!!

Whoneedstoreadtherules: soo?

Me: you think it isnt true about EXCL?

Whoneedstoreadtherules: idk in exclusive would u puke?

People that are into puke are fucking weird. How the hell do people get turned on by someone having stomach acid go into their esophagus and cause tissue damage while simultaneously feeling nauseated and crappy.....uhhhhhg.

BluJ
07-31-2013, 09:23 PM
User1: blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi
User1: blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi blahbidi
Yes, yes, a thousandbilltrillquadpentrillion times yes!!

nikki187
08-01-2013, 03:28 AM
Dumb ass: i wish i could see the other guys here. I want to see a big dick
Me: You do know that there are camguys on this site, right? Also, I have a big dildo I can show you in pvt ;)

Dumb ass has logged off

justanothercamgirl
08-01-2013, 07:26 AM
Through Twitter DM:

"I want to see a picture of your tits to jerk"

----
I must post my Tumblr link on Twitter like 17 billion times a day. Click on the link motherfucker!

I was so pissed by his DM that my response was 'Sure, and how would you like to pay for those pictures?'

I figure if he is going to ask me a dumb question, then I am going to charge him stupidity tax.

zivlet
08-01-2013, 08:14 AM
Stupidity tax!Best idea ever-might write to my MP about that one!

Last night

Freeloading dumbass 'View my cam bb'
Me 'Sure! Take me in PVT babe I'd love to!'
FD ' Promise no dick bb'
FD 'There's loads of dogs on here'
Me 'Dogs?!'
FD 'Yeh dogs wanting girls to opn cam and see dick'
Me 'Ah right!lol I love seeing dicks though in PVT'
FD 'Open cam bb'
Me 'I will do!Take me pvt and I will!'
FD 'Open cam bb'

Lovely regular custie starts chatting to me about food saying he has to log off soon to cook- so I ignore freeloading dumbass and talk to him
FD 'Chicken'.
Me 'Chicken?We never mentioned chicken? Did I miss something Mr Regular?
Freeloading dumbass has logged off.

Sure I am a chicken because I don't want to see your hairy fat skint cock for nothing. Totally!

CanadianRuby
08-01-2013, 08:55 AM
So, I made a new video roleplaying as a girlfriend that has a cuckold boyfriend, and the video is quite long, downloadable link from MF, etc. The video is $15 dollars.

I log in this morning, and I have a $10 contribution.

I had this message in my inbox.

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:banghead: Okay. If I am WORTH $15 for a video, WHY ARE YOU NOT GIVING ME ANOTHER $5????

He is a premium member, so it's NOT that hard to punch in your credit card number and receive another 5 bucks for fucks sakes.

I don't know what to do. My MINIMUM price for it is $15, and that was a stretch because of the whole download link thing.

UHG >:(

Brilynne
08-01-2013, 09:06 AM
^Well at least he wasnt demanding it, telling you its fine if you just want to consider it a contribution seems okay with me. I wouldn't sell a video for less than advertised, and if someone contributed just a random amount to me expecting that would be good enough I'd consider him a douche bag, also if they just messaged me asking for it for less without any contribution, but hey the guy just gave you $10 and kinda admits he not only expecting nothing for it, but is happy to just give it to you "just because" anyways.

Brilynne
08-01-2013, 09:12 AM
Oh and if $15 is a stretch...sell it for more, girlie! You obviously think its worth more, so set it at a price that you are actually happy to be selling it at, not just settling for. I not long ago doubled all my video prices, and this crazy thing happened- theyve continued to sell, and I'm much happier.:D

CanadianRuby
08-01-2013, 09:20 AM
^Well at least he wasnt demanding it, telling you its fine if you just want to consider it a contribution seems okay with me. I wouldn't sell a video for less than advertised, and if someone contributed just a random amount to me expecting that would be good enough I'd consider him a douche bag, also if they just messaged me asking for it for less without any contribution, but hey the guy just gave you $10 and kinda admits he not only expecting nothing for it, but is happy to just give it to you "just because" anyways.


Yeah, that's why I was considering giving it to him anyways, since he wasn't being a dick about it.

I just get that SO much on MGF because they think they set the prices and all that. Last week I had 2-3 guys do that too, but for cam shows (And I wasn't even camming).

I may just give it to him anyways, since I don't want him going and telling the site I didn't give him his content. I know a few girls had this same thing happen, and the admin doesn't check to see your prices or ask YOU about it, they just unverify you, refund his money, or demand you give him the video he underpaid for.

It freaks me out :(

Thanks for the advice / encouragement!

Marina Starr
08-01-2013, 10:28 AM
I love when fucktards come into free chat and announcing how big their cocks is. I don't give a fuck! All I need is 3 1/2 inches, doesn't matter if it's Visa or MasterCard! So what do you wanna do?

Glamourmilf
08-01-2013, 10:45 AM
One thing that has changed so much (for me), is when someone enters free chat and asks for a special requests, or asks if I have a particular item of clothing, shoe, etc.. When I say yes, let's go to prvt., they disappear! WTF? That never used to happen before- like maybe a year ago, or so.
It makes it difficult to smile, and be cheerful on cam anymore.

Graceface
08-01-2013, 11:38 AM
I love when fucktards come into free chat and announcing how big their cocks is. I don't give a fuck! All I need is 3 1'2 inches, doesn't matter if it's Visa or MasterCard! So you what you wanna do?

Please have my babies. :iloveyou:

Marina Starr
08-01-2013, 11:44 AM
It would require an intervention! I don't have a uterus :(

Please have my babies. :iloveyou:

justanothercamgirl
08-01-2013, 01:27 PM
It would require an intervention! I don't have a uterus :(

I'd give you my uterus....but my tubes are tied.

Is it still good even though it is past its expiry date? ;D

Brilynne
08-01-2013, 01:32 PM
It would require an intervention! I don't have a uterus :(
Mines for sale. I dont ovulate, but still have all the good family fun of periods from hell. I'm sure you wanna get in on that action.:D

SexyAleks
08-01-2013, 01:42 PM
One thing that has changed so much (for me), is when someone enters free chat and asks for a special requests, or asks if I have a particular item of clothing, shoe, etc.. When I say yes, let's go to prvt., they disappear! WTF? That never used to happen before- like maybe a year ago, or so.
It makes it difficult to smile, and be cheerful on cam anymore.

It's the same for me. They expect me to wear heels in free chat and all, they are that entitled. Mention prvt, and they are gone. Although last month was ok for me and I had 2 weeks off, I'm not sure I will go back on cam soon. Not keen on entertaining poor, stupid and selfish freeloaders.

Marina Starr
08-01-2013, 02:42 PM
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x311/melaniamai/tumblr_mq25mb65ZA1rk0kbxo1_400_zps9854e945.gif (http://s184.photobucket.com/user/melaniamai/media/tumblr_mq25mb65ZA1rk0kbxo1_400_zps9854e945.gif.htm l)


I'd give you my uterus....but my tubes are tied.

Is it still good even though it is past its expiry date? ;D



Mines for sale. I dont ovulate, but still have all the good family fun of periods from hell. I'm sure you wanna get in on that action.:D

CanadianRuby
08-01-2013, 02:47 PM
I am just NOT in the mood right now to talk to these guys on MGF.

Boring...mundane....questions. I want to rip my hair out.

"What are you doing right now?" "What have you been up to?"

NOTHING. NOTHING. NOTHING. *screams*

MGF is like trying to squeeze water out of a rock......have to bullshit your way through conversations to get any damn money half of the time.

/headdesk.

I need a break.

Blondieblue
08-01-2013, 03:43 PM
It is a hard lesson, but I think that it is the first lesson that every camgirl learns. If they ask you to go and get something and put it on you ask them to tip you first because you are ignoring other potential paying customers to do their request for free.



Thanks for the advice. I will tell them they either have to tip me, or go private first. He asked me how long I'd been doing this, so think he thought he could trick me into seeing my thong and skirt for free LOL. At least I knew enough to not let him see anything for free. Just annoyed he wasted my time.

CanadianRuby
08-01-2013, 06:16 PM
Idiot: "Can't stay long, family is around, I haven't jerked off in 3 weeks"
Me: "That's what bathrooms are for?"
Idiot: "No wireless...I can't do it without the laptop"
Me: "You can't just use your imagination?"
Idiot: "No not really"
Me: " Why? "
Idiot: "I don't know"

.....When guys seem to think I give a flying fuck about the last time they jerked it.
And then I have to feign interest. Although, I was curious about why he can't just go rub one out without telling some girl on the internet about how he CAN'T jerk off right now.

Uhg. So fucking gross.

Talk about a porn addiction.

tlulu
08-01-2013, 06:19 PM
Guy: Yeah all these models are my friends. They trust me :)


My interpretation: You should trust me even if I'm a creeper who doesn't have any real friends except for MFC models. Also, because I'm "trustworthy" you should give me more than I ask for.

justanothercamgirl
08-01-2013, 06:21 PM
Thanks for the advice. I will tell them they either have to tip me, or go private first. He asked me how long I'd been doing this, so think he thought he could trick me into seeing my thong and skirt for free LOL. At least I knew enough to not let him see anything for free. Just annoyed he wasted my time.

Well, I think you did fantastically. I can assure you that when I was a baby beginner camgirl I probably wasn't smart enough to do as well as you did. I was very eager to please and it never even occurred to me when I started that guys would spend a mind-blowing amount of time and effort trying to scam me just so they could get a free peek.

CanadianRuby
08-01-2013, 07:27 PM
----------: Hi Mimi
SkinnyMini: Hey
----------: how are you bb, glad you answered me. When I saw your profile I told myself I need to talk to Skinny
SkinnyMini: You didn't happen to read it and see my name is Sophie, though?
----------: Sure I saw that, of course. Although I was more taken by your pictures. What interested me, is that you seem to have a combo of sensual girl, classy, and somebody that can turn really bitchy if you get on her wrong side
SkinnyMini: Yeah, that's about right.
SkinnyMini: I have screenshots saved of every man on here that has been a douche to me
-----------: Have you hit many douches, I was under the impression all were gentlemen
SkinnyMini: Why is a woman bitchy if she stands up for herself, but, a man is being a "man" if he does it?
----------: All depends how she does it. That will separate class from trailer park bitch
SkinnyMini: So does the same rule apply to a man, then?
[[he wrote something here about women being allowed to get away with acting "strange" but men are forced to act more consistently and not behave that way]]
SkinnyMini: That explains why all wars are started by men.
SkinnyMini: They behave so consistently.

CanadianRuby
08-01-2013, 07:34 PM
DICK.FOR.BRAINS: So, let's talk about something a bit more interesting, why don't you tell me your fantasy and I will guess the type of girl you are

SkinnyMini: You'll certainly have to do better than that if you want any sort of sexual conversation.

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Fallenangel2904
08-01-2013, 07:36 PM
On cam4 the other night while trying to do a strip show for 200 tokens. (That's equal to 20 bucks)

Tard has tipped 1 token
Tard: Hope you like my contribution hun

Really? 1 token? That's 10 cents for me. Why even bother?

CanadianRuby
08-01-2013, 07:44 PM
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Thymian
08-01-2013, 10:02 PM
Idiot: "Can't stay long, family is around, I haven't jerked off in 3 weeks"

I got this same idiot tonight, exact same opening line, verbatim. Guess he couldn't stay long because he had to go waste 500 other MGF models' time.

CanadianRuby
08-01-2013, 10:32 PM
I got this same idiot tonight, exact same opening line, verbatim. Guess he couldn't stay long because he had to go waste 500 other MGF models' time.

Yeah. He was some sub / foot guy or some shit.

I asked him, what exactly do you want me to do about all of this, and why are you telling me?

I ended up just closing the chat and he re-sent another chat after that....

He told me he didn't want to pick just "any girl" to cam with or whatever on "monday" when he got some 'alone time' to jerk off or whatever.

uhg ew. I hate weirdos like this hahaha.

qurl
08-02-2013, 12:10 AM
Douche on cam4: You're hot but you're not doing the right thing to get tokens
Me: LOL You're a broken mother fucker who gets off on telling girls what to do…. SO TIP or STFU
Douche: I'm a gold member, I pay $30 a month
Me: Oh wow $30 a month wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe you should tip and set an example
Douche: now wonder u dont get tokens u really shouldnt give gold members a hard time
(douche went offline)

Seriously, tip or SHUT THE HELL UP. Don't be a broke ass director. I hate cam4.

AutumnAmbrosia
08-02-2013, 12:18 AM
Had a guy come into my room with the username tastylobster. I wasn't paying much attention to him until he started saying things like, "LOL HELP ME OUT OF THE LOBSTER TANK. Are you going to be the one to pick ME out?" And, "Your tummy looks like a nice home for a lobster like me." And then, "OOPS, I slipped in the BUTTER LOL" and some girl that was lurking in my room answers him with, "Oh I'll lick off all the butter for you BB"
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK
All I could think the whole time was:
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o56/sparklznsmilez/Zoidberglick_zps290eeaad.gif (http://s117.photobucket.com/user/sparklznsmilez/media/Zoidberglick_zps290eeaad.gif.html)

qurl
08-02-2013, 12:22 AM
oops, i slipped in the butter lol" and some girl that was lurking in my room answers him with, "oh i'll lick off all the butter for you bb"
what
the
actual
fuck


omfg lmfao!!!!

ETA: I'M LITERALLY GOING TO CRY, There was a lobsterfest happening in your room and you were a non-consenting participant.

AutumnAmbrosia
08-02-2013, 12:33 AM
omfg lmfao!!!!

I mean, you can't fucking make this shit up, folks. :drunk2:
Sometimes...I feel like when I cam, I'm entering a surreal world dominated by miserably inadequate photos of dicks, magical fucktards that come packaged as learning experiences, and the haunting, faint echo of written words being mangled, smothered, and forgotten somewhere in time...

AutumnAmbrosia
08-02-2013, 12:33 AM
I needed to desperately turn it into BOBSTERfest. :D

Graceface
08-02-2013, 01:13 AM
I cannot stop laughing! What the actual fuck, indeed.

PrincessLavender
08-02-2013, 04:48 AM
One thing that has changed so much (for me), is when someone enters free chat and asks for a special requests, or asks if I have a particular item of clothing, shoe, etc.. When I say yes, let's go to prvt., they disappear! WTF? That never used to happen before- like maybe a year ago, or so.
It makes it difficult to smile, and be cheerful on cam anymore.

I think these are the guys that are expecting to pay like $1.99 a min, so when they click the private button and see our prices they leave. That's my theory anyways.

PrincessLuna
08-02-2013, 07:32 AM
Barak: hi baby. what do u say you give me a free show and I will give you 50 pictures of mine in return?

Oh they starting early with me.

Snowy0Star
08-02-2013, 07:47 AM
Barak: hi baby. what do u say you give me a free show and I will give you 50 pictures of mine in return?

Oh they starting early with me.

ur missing out girl just one show free u can get 50 pix of an old fat 2 inch cock deal of lifetime lol

VoluptiousBriadda
08-02-2013, 09:24 AM
Had a guy come into my room with the username tastylobster. I wasn't paying much attention to him until he started saying things like, "LOL HELP ME OUT OF THE LOBSTER TANK. Are you going to be the one to pick ME out?" And, "Your tummy looks like a nice home for a lobster like me." And then, "OOPS, I slipped in the BUTTER LOL" and some girl that was lurking in my room answers him with, "Oh I'll lick off all the butter for you BB"
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK
All I could think the whole time was:
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o56/sparklznsmilez/Zoidberglick_zps290eeaad.gif (http://s117.photobucket.com/user/sparklznsmilez/media/Zoidberglick_zps290eeaad.gif.html)


AAAND now all I'm going to hear for the next 4 days is "Rock Lobstah!" by the B-52's.

Oh sweet,it just morphed into both of Peter Griffin's renditions.

34578

I proclaim my camroom as a bonafide"love shack" today - its where its at, just a lil old place where we can get together-everyone will be movin,everyone will be groovin babay! Ok stopping myself now :D

FFFFFuck it one more! - all my paying viewers can bang bang bang on my backdoor babay! (I could do this forever)

(please tell me SOMEONE got this post,or am I just getting fucking old?)

CanadianRuby
08-02-2013, 09:35 AM
Barak: hi baby. what do u say you give me a free show and I will give you 50 pictures of mine in return?

Oh they starting early with me.

Ha.

Someone wanted a crotch photo from me for one of his......he got blocked. I hate when they do that.

Men are dumb. It's like each of them has a penis and their brain revolves around it. From the time they are 1 years old until the day they die, they think their penis has a gravitational pull.

justanothercamgirl
08-02-2013, 09:55 AM
I mean, you can't fucking make this shit up, folks. :drunk2:
Sometimes...I feel like when I cam, I'm entering a surreal world dominated by miserably inadequate photos of dicks, magical fucktards that come packaged as learning experiences, and the haunting, faint echo of written words being mangled, smothered, and forgotten somewhere in time...

For me, it is like I am in some badly written RP video game that has been imported from Japan and has all these surreal sexual and culture references I just don't understand -- leaving me feeling confused to what the fucking point of the game is! ;)

justanothercamgirl
08-02-2013, 10:24 AM
34581

What the fuck just happened? My head fucking hurts now. /:O

Well, I know a certain someone who just lost his DM privileges. >:(

sugardaddywanted
08-02-2013, 12:10 PM
On MFC someone tips for a pussy close up. I put my camera close to my vag and spread the lips.
Twatface basic: Oh BB you have beautiful cervix!
I beg you pardon?

Vela Valentine
08-02-2013, 12:25 PM
Yum, cervix close ups...