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Incantatious
08-05-2013, 05:28 AM
From my experienced years, i think if you are performer on webcam you don't need to take everything serious or personal, just be funny smile and get along with it. People on the webcam are elder people and alone that seek compassion, if you are just fake you will not succeed

From your "experienced years" (https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?186277-single-mom-new-in-the-business-any-advice&p=2521432#post2521432) not doing our job? Wow...

I can't wait until you start webcamming.

Snowy0Star
08-05-2013, 05:47 AM
From your "experienced years" (https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?186277-single-mom-new-in-the-business-any-advice&p=2521432#post2521432) not doing our job? Wow...

I can't wait until you start webcamming.

yeah i ddint want say anything because i didnt want to derail the thread w/ negativity but since u brought it up - i dont think any model can succeed unless they fake some shit. were ENTERTAINERS we put on an ACT for these fucktards and if u havent realized that yet jessy ur the one thats not going to last long sorry to be blunt but hey u like being "real" with it right?

VeteranCamModel
08-05-2013, 05:58 AM
do you meet for real? Im in girl alone category and they ask is someone there with you to cam with?
how long does it take you to cum?
it ALL annoys me LOL

kortneykay
08-05-2013, 06:36 AM
I know!

The time I get the most complaints about my per minute price is when I am running a GS! O.O

If anyone could explain the inner workings behind that phenomena to me, I'd be forever grateful!

IKR? I try to get them from different angles.
"Well sweetie, if you think about it, you could have a Mcdonald's value meal for $4 and be full for a few hours, or, bust a fat nut with me that you'll never forget." I mean, technically, from that GS they would only pay $0.50 per min which is a freakin' bargain.

VictoriaChaos
08-05-2013, 06:59 AM
No such thing as a bargain if you believe you should be getting it for free.
If people don't want to pay a dollar for a live sex show go have sex with your wife.
Oh wait, I forgot that's why your fucking here because your wife doesn't want to have sex with you.
Gawd, the things I would say to these people if I didn't have a heart.

Glamourmilf
08-05-2013, 08:24 AM
During a $1 buy-in show in which Only my huge boobs were in the cam, a guy starts typing "'You're FAT!!!"I just wasted a dollar, which I'll never see again!" WTF? fat Tits? :butthead:
When I clicked on his name, I discovered that he had bought a couple of full on prvts. with me in the past week alone!
When he came back into chat a couple of days later, just as I was going to ban him, he zapped me into a long prvt., and kept telling me over and over what a gorgeous body I had!
I must admit, that one , out of all the weird things I've heard, confused the crap out of me!/:O

Ashley_3
08-05-2013, 08:34 AM
During a $1 buy-in show in which Only my huge boobs were in the cam, a guy starts typing "'You're FAT!!!"I just wasted a dollar, which I'll never see again!" WTF? fat Tits? :butthead:
When I clicked on his name, I discovered that he had bought a couple of full on prvts. with me in the past week alone!
When he came back into chat a couple of days later, just as I was going to ban him, he zapped me into a long prvt., and kept telling me over and over what a gorgeous body I had!
I must admit, that one , out of all the weird things I've heard, confused the crap out of me!/:O
Do you think there's a chance that he might not recognized you in the GS? I can't imagine how this could happen other way.

IsobelWren
08-05-2013, 08:43 AM
This is the funniest thing I ever heard, the ultimate freeloader. Last night some guy get into my room, and after a few minutes hi says:
FL: Bb get naked in private?
Me: Sure :)
FL: Private running: Please stand up and take your bra off (in free chat)
Me: O.O hahahahahhahaha
He left.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/lol/lol-facepalm.gif

IsobelWren
08-05-2013, 09:01 AM
On SM there is a setting that makes it so bitches without a credit card can't come into your room. I don't know if there is a similar setting on other sites, but I find that my troll quotient has gone WAY down since I found out about it.


Digressional Tangent: I'm getting burnt out on hearing, "You're sexy, BB!". At least 50% of the guys who say it ain't got no motherfuckin' money.

Yeah, you have to have true free chat enabled to get TV gold shows tho. You don't have to look at it. I ignore mine unless it's slow and I want to go look and have a chuckle on what stupid shit they've said. When I made the quick and dirty PS for this screenshot I have to laugh, you can barely even see the true free section!

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/IsobelWren/Old%20Randy%20Photos/Loserchat_zps2a3961a7.jpg

IsobelWren
08-05-2013, 09:02 AM
From your "experienced years" (https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?186277-single-mom-new-in-the-business-any-advice&p=2521432#post2521432) not doing our job? Wow...

I can't wait until you start webcamming.

*mod tries not to snicker and fails*

IsobelWren
08-05-2013, 09:07 AM
Another thing that makes me want to invent the ball-punching-over-the-internet machine (I mean, aside from the obvious bucks it would earn me in fetish sites and from guys on Reddit and 4Chan buying it) is when guys complain that they "wasted" a dollar. IT'S A FUCKING DOLLAR! You spend more than that with one of those 5 packs of Juicyfruit gum these days. You lose more than that in the change that drops from your pockets into the sofa cushions every week!

VictoriaChaos
08-05-2013, 09:17 AM
Gawd, don't even get me started on prices of gum . . .

CanadianRuby
08-05-2013, 09:45 AM
It's entitled male syndrom.

The idea of "having" to pay a woman to get naked and masturbate on cam is just not acceptable to them.

I love when guys freak when I tell them its $5-7 dollars a min for custom videos.

You want me to take time out of my day, to film myself "ass clapping", dancing, stripping, then fuck myself for less than $30??? Hahaha.

Just because other mgf girls will make a custom that is 10 mins for $10, doesn't mean I will.

That'll be at least $50 if you want ME to do that, thanks.

Glamourmilf
08-05-2013, 09:52 AM
Could be Ashley! Thanks! That's a great explaination I'm sure everyone has notes on a guy, and have had them come into free chat asking if you'll do something in prvt., ( which in your notes you've already done). I know these guys get around, and buy shows from others, so now I just say that I do the thing they r asking for, because when I used to tell them that they've had a prvt. with me before, they usually leave.

Glamourmilf
08-05-2013, 10:00 AM
Oh yeah, the gum prices, right? lol! I swear I came out of the womb chewing gum! Do they have a support group for this, because I would join it--- 'Hi my name is GlamourMilf, and I'm addicted to chewing gum! I sometimes make big bubbles and pop it too. I now have a full-time job as a cam model to support my gum addiction. Please Help!":soap_bubb

justanothercamgirl
08-05-2013, 11:42 AM
clueless: I'd like to see your topless gold show but with you in wearing stockings. (I don't show the bottom of my body during my topless gold shows.)
JAC: This is the only type of goldshow I offer.
clueless: I understand that but I was just wondering if you could do it in stockings.
JAC: 0.0
JAC: No, I only do stockings for private and exclusive
clueless: Okay! Thank you for your time then.

-------
Really? I must missed the memo where guys now think that there is a secret Gold Show menu like the secret menu at In N Out Burgers and that they can request any GS that they want you to do so they don't have to pay per minute prices.

justanothercamgirl
08-05-2013, 01:59 PM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS

OMGcustie enters your Gold Show

--OMGcustie has tipped you $100--

OMGcustie: Can I see your ass?

JAC: Please read GS description. This is your $1 preview. There is not requests or interaction.....

*OMGcustie leaves*

----

O.O

Holy shit! Did that actually just happened?

Rose_Who
08-05-2013, 02:54 PM
"we go for 30 min exclusive for 0.99/min, ok bb?"

34616

Via Flaminia
08-05-2013, 03:44 PM
"I'm just here for inspiration."
Again, where do I start?

It's a miracle my computer has survived this trash day in..day out.

CanadianRuby
08-05-2013, 05:42 PM
34617

Read my response to this douchebags profile.

He proceeded to change the font in his page to be color coordinated to match his avatar, this was the screenshot.

I hope he gets hit by a bus. FREE LOADERS NEED TO STOP JOINING MGF. >:(

sugardaddywanted
08-05-2013, 07:09 PM
Entitled arse: So I want to buy this Skype show from you. I am thinking 30-60 minutes long. I have this scenario you will love

Me: what is it all about?

Entitled arse: I want you to get wasted on booze, like totally smashed and then masturbate for me

Me: firstly getting that drunk in 30 minutes will require injecting pure alcohol into my veins. secondly you will have to reimburse the price of booze and my lost earning from the day ahead. as supposedly i will be nursing the world's biggest hangover

Entitled arse: But we can do the show late at night. Would that be ok with you?

Wait what? I'm fucking loosing the will to live :banghead:

qurl
08-05-2013, 07:16 PM
Entitled arse: So I want to buy this Skype show from you. I am thinking 30-60 minutes long. I have this scenario you will love

Me: what is it all about?

Entitled arse: I want you to get wasted on booze, like totally smashed and then masturbate for me

Me: firstly getting that drunk in 30 minutes will require injecting pure alcohol into my veins. secondly you will have to reimburse the price of booze and my lost earning from the day ahead. as supposedly i will be nursing the world's biggest hangover

Entitled arse: But we can do the show late at night. Would that be ok with you?

Wait what? I'm fucking loosing the will to live :banghead:

Just fill a vodka bottle with water and act drunk,.. only if he is willing to pay your asking rate for the show though!!

Procrasturbator
08-05-2013, 07:23 PM
^ CanadianRuby: Ahahahahahahaha oh lord. I keep thinking that there must be a limit to men's seemingly infinite sense of entitlement and capacity for self-delusion, but somehow they always manage to prove me wrong.

qurl: My thoughts exactly. Yessir, you can watch me pound as many shots as your credit limit can handle. :D Although if I didn't care about him coming back I would be sorely tempted to "pass out" halfway through. Hey, you wanted me wasted...

Sparkly
08-05-2013, 08:37 PM
"I will let you watch me on cam for 10 minutes, can that count as 100 tokens toward the show?"

Seriously?

IsobelWren
08-05-2013, 09:27 PM
In free chat:

Moneyman1: How much do u keep off 1 gold?

"I keep off yo nuts!" I cackle derisively

Moneyman1: Your stupid

He immediately leaves. I cackle even more. FOUR different regs immediately laugh as well.

(It was funny because he used the wrong your, which makes HIM the stupid one)
http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/your-versus-youre?page=all

Marina Starr
08-05-2013, 09:31 PM
Do you know how many people use the wrong "your"? It's shameful and out of order, SMH!
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x311/melaniamai/oprah-won-t-accept-it_zpseae21a5e.gif (http://s184.photobucket.com/user/melaniamai/media/oprah-won-t-accept-it_zpseae21a5e.gif.html)



In free chat:

Moneyman1: How much do u keep off 1 gold?

"I keep off yo nuts!" I cackle derisively

Moneyman1: Your stupid

He immediately leaves. I cackle even more. FOUR different regs immediately laugh as well.

(It was funny because he used the wrong your, which makes HIM the stupid one)
http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/your-versus-youre?page=all

PrincessLavender
08-05-2013, 09:55 PM
In free chat:

Moneyman1: How much do u keep off 1 gold?

"I keep off yo nuts!" I cackle derisively

Moneyman1: Your stupid

He immediately leaves. I cackle even more. FOUR different regs immediately laugh as well.

(It was funny because he used the wrong your, which makes HIM the stupid one)
http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/your-versus-youre?page=all

Lmao! My first thought after reading this was "he doesn't even know the difference between "your" and "you're" and he's going to call HER stupid.

I've actually gotten comments from customers on my correct grammer usage. (I don't do sound,)

IsobelWren
08-05-2013, 10:00 PM
WHAT is the POINT of coming into a section that doesn't list what you want and asking me to do that thing?! GO to the place where it GATHERS the people you want to SEE! Stop wasting MY time! I don't give a shit if you waste YOUR time but MINE is valuable, dipshit.

I'm a single, no anal, non preggo, porn star. Tonight alone, I've had:

"bb, you got somebody there with you?" <-twice
"anal bb?" <-countless times
"Are you pregnant? Will you show me your pregnant belly?" <- Once. I said, "I AM! How did you guess?! I'm not very far along though! Do you still want to see?"

He went excl.

By the way, I'm sterile.

IsobelWren
08-05-2013, 11:02 PM
....Ok, maybe this is a Lost in Translation b/c I don't know WTF just happened to me.

Someone tipped me 5 gold in free. I assumed he wanted a tit flash. As I was taking off my bra he took me to group pvt. I said hello, smiled, continued to take off my top and did a little dance. He said nothing. He tipped me another 5 gold. I figured that meant I was doing what he wanted, so I kept going with the dance, taking more clothing off.

Him: where is the show?

I laugh, because I'm naked, bending over and showing him my pussy. How is that NOT a show? I tell him this. I ask him if there's something he'd rather see instead. Since he's the first in, and tipping me, I tell him I'd love for him to direct the show.

He says nothing. Someone else enters, so I keep going with the "usual" show. Original guy tips me another 5 gold. I spread and finger. I tell him again to just let me know if he wants to see something special.

Him: i just gave u $15.00

"Well, you paid 15 dollars. I got 35 percent of that, so really you gave me 5.25. I appreciate every penny of it and all you have to do is let me know what you'd specifically like to see! We'll do whatever you'd like to see right away. You know I do appreciate my tippers!"

He left and rated me 1 star....WTF just happened?

IsobelWren
08-05-2013, 11:07 PM
Freechat dude: You are a 15th century black death carrying pseudosexer come to take revenge on all those who smite thee

http://media.tumblr.com/c61e97504854de8af275af21fd5908fb/tumblr_inline_mlohycJ6ys1qz4rgp.gif

justanothercamgirl
08-05-2013, 11:14 PM
From my experienced years, i think if you are performer on webcam you don't need to take everything serious or personal, just be funny smile and get along with it. People on the webcam are elder people and alone that seek compassion, if you are just fake you will not succeed

My, my sunshine.

You'll have to excuse my ignorance. How many years have you been camming now? I only ask because I been camming for 2 years and hardly feel as if I am experienced at all. I was wondering just how many hours I'd need to put in to reach the same conclusions you have.

IsobelWren
08-05-2013, 11:15 PM
In free chat:

Moneyman1: How much do u keep off 1 gold?

"I keep off yo nuts!" I cackle derisively

Moneyman1: Your stupid

He immediately leaves. I cackle even more. FOUR different regs immediately laugh as well.

(It was funny because he used the wrong your, which makes HIM the stupid one)
http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/your-versus-youre?page=all

It now occurs to me that he might have been trying to ask me how much of every dollar I get to keep. At the time, with the free chat text flying by and freeloaders asking for the moon and stars for 1 gold plz bb I read it as asking how much clothing I would remove and keep off if he tipped me one gold.

Hm. Well. I guess the thread we had the other day isn't the only proof that one needs to polish written language skills in order to be understood.

IsobelWren
08-05-2013, 11:28 PM
My, my sunshine.

You'll have to excuse my ignorance. How many years have you been camming now? I only ask because I been camming for 2 years and hardly feel as if I am experienced at all. I was wondering just how many hours I'd need to put in to reach the same conclusions you have.

Well, from all these years:


From your "experienced years" (https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?186277-single-mom-new-in-the-business-any-advice&p=2521432#post2521432) not doing our job? Wow...

I can't wait until you start webcamming.


http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/IsobelWren/Old%20Randy%20Photos/Jessscreenshot_zps7da7964d.jpg

To be fair, perhaps Jessy didn't mean to make it sound like she's been camming for years. Perhaps she was referring to all the years she's been alive or in some kind of other entertainment field?

Loveshooks is the angel on my shoulder. Every time I'm tempted to be sarky...or um...every time I HAVE been sarky I hear Loveshooks expressing disapproval in that way she has where she is like, the nicest person on the planet and makes you feel like a bad dog.

So. Ladies. Let's stop picking on the newbie. I'm sure that she didn't mean to come off the way she did and I'm sure she can tell us what she really meant when she comes back to check on this thread.

:goodvibes: and let's all have a wicked day!

Graceface
08-05-2013, 11:42 PM
Freechat dude: You are a 15th century black death carrying pseudosexer come to take revenge on all those who smite thee

http://media.tumblr.com/c61e97504854de8af275af21fd5908fb/tumblr_inline_mlohycJ6ys1qz4rgp.gif


This is the correct answer: http://video.adultswim.com/family-guy/role-playing.html

Snowy0Star
08-06-2013, 02:27 AM
wanna-be-jon: u have condom bb

Snowy00Star: whos ready to get nasty with me
why do we need condoms
this isnt whores r us

WBJ: to play with

Snowy00Star: this isnt that kind of site

WBJ has logged off

CanadianRuby
08-06-2013, 02:32 AM
Whhhhy are they all so stupid?

I swear, cam sites need to have an IQ entrance test for customers.

Sunnylexie
08-06-2013, 02:49 AM
wanna-be-jon: u have condom bb

Snowy00Star: whos ready to get nasty with me
why do we need condoms
this isnt whores r us

WBJ: to play with

Snowy00Star: this isnt that kind of site

WBJ has logged off

Fyi: there's a fetish for condoms)

Snowy0Star
08-06-2013, 03:18 AM
Fyi: there's a fetish for condoms)

I will keep that in mind ty bb

caseychambers
08-06-2013, 06:35 AM
"Girls like you don't end up doing this" -- he meant educated girls/girl who went to top schools. Well maybe some of us have trust funds but I SURE DON'T. Also I like camming, which I said. "Well in that case I'm okay with it." WHAT AN ASSHOLE. I said I didn't care if he was okay with it because it's MY FUCKING BODY. What a fuck.

Procrasturbator
08-06-2013, 06:47 AM
^ caseychambers: What a moron. I would've just smiled and said in the sweetest tone possible that he may be surprised that I'm here but I'm not at all surprised that he has to be :)

CanadianRuby: It's a comforting thought, but oh lord, if we thought traffic was bad now, can you only imagine?

VictoriaChaos
08-06-2013, 07:01 AM
Whhhhy are they all so stupid?

I swear, cam sites need to have an IQ entrance test for customers.

We'd all be some pretty broke ass bitches.

So many freeloaders last night. I barely made half my goal.
Also, the next person who asks me where I live is getting stabbed.

JoJoX
08-06-2013, 07:05 AM
After he realized private is 60 tokens a minute...."If I give you 200 tokens can you do a show in public?"

Glamourmilf
08-06-2013, 07:35 AM
I'm sure glad the days of- "Handbra Please" are over!
When I first started camming at a studio for Naked.com, that's all everyone kept typing. The first time I was on cam and read it, I went running into the manager's office to find out what that meant./:O

~Carmen~
08-06-2013, 07:37 AM
I'm sure glad the days of- "Handbra Please" are over!
When I first started camming at a studio for Naked.com, that's all everyone kept typing. The first time I was on cam and read it, I went running into the manager's office to find out what that meant./:O

I wish :( Saturday: "Handbra then private bb"

Glamourmilf
08-06-2013, 07:56 AM
Really Carmen? are you on naked or LJ ?

Marina Starr
08-06-2013, 08:03 AM
I always tell them I'll disclose my location in pvt/exclusive because I have a lot of guests in my room I don't feel safe sharing personal infos. The ones that want to know where you live want to meet in person. Lets see if we're compatible. Go Exclusive ;D

We'd all be some pretty broke ass bitches.

So many freeloaders last night. I barely made half my goal.
Also, the next person who asks me where I live is getting stabbed.

VictoriaChaos
08-06-2013, 08:18 AM
^ Sometimes they ask just to make conversation which is whatever.
I don't have a problem telling them.
Lord knows if they can't afford me on a cam site and I was also an escort, they couldn't afford me.

Marina Starr
08-06-2013, 08:21 AM
I won't give them the satisfaction of knowing in free chat because if they just want to hook up in real life then they'll leave if you're not close to them.

^ Sometimes they ask just to make conversation which is whatever.
I don't have a problem telling them.
Lord knows if they can't afford me on a cam site and I was also an escort, they couldn't afford me.

Sunnylexie
08-06-2013, 08:42 AM
^ Sometimes they ask just to make conversation which is whatever.
I don't have a problem telling them.
Lord knows if they can't afford me on a cam site and I was also an escort, they couldn't afford me.

One of the most annoying types of idiots: the ones telling how they will treat you like a queen and lavish gifts on you if you visit them, all while begging for tits in free chat. Do they even realize how stupid they sound?

~Carmen~
08-06-2013, 08:43 AM
Really Carmen? are you on naked or LJ ?

No, just SM but maybe I should be:-\