View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
VictoriaChaos
08-06-2013, 08:50 AM
I won't give them the satisfaction of knowing in free chat because if they just want to hook up in real life then they'll leave if you're not close to them.
I would rather they leave after I tell them where I am than wasting my time coming in and chatting me up only to leave when they do finally ask my location.
It just blows my mind that they actually think they have a chance meeting if we happen to be close enough.
It just doesn't make sense.
VictoriaChaos
08-06-2013, 08:55 AM
One of the most annoying types of idiots: the ones telling how they will treat you like a queen and lavish gifts on you if you visit them, all while begging for tits in free chat. Do they even realize how stupid they sound?
No, no they don't.
That and the whole "Oh my god, let's get married, will you marry me?" "I would never let you work if you were my girl."
Yes that's just what I'm doing here, busting my ass every day just waiting for a random man to come into my chat room and sweep me off my feet.
You sir, out of the tons of dudes I talk to everyday, you are the one I will spend the rest of my life with.
I've fallen in love with your greeting of 'tits bb' when you first entered. In fact let's put that on the wedding invites.
Thymian
08-06-2013, 09:01 AM
I've fallen in love with your greeting of 'tits bb' when you first entered. In fact let's put that on the wedding invites.
I'd love to see that invite. "Tits bb" just begs to be set in a beautiful script font, doesn't it?
Vlodina
08-06-2013, 10:58 AM
I actually blocked 10 people today. I've been on SM since May and my block list is now at 55. 10 in one day - bunch of bloody morons. The idiot bus stopped in my room today.
justanothercamgirl
08-06-2013, 11:03 AM
I'd love to see that invite. "Tits bb" just begs to be set in a beautiful script font, doesn't it?
Some days I fear that 'Tits bb' is what will end up being written on my tombstone. :D
justanothercamgirl
08-06-2013, 11:06 AM
No, no they don't.
That and the whole "Oh my god, let's get married, will you marry me?" "I would never let you work if you were my girl."
I like to mess with those guys and say, "Married? Oh my, that is just so.....1950s. Why on earth would a women want to do that in todays modern age?"
It generally stops 'Captain Save-a-Ho' in his tracks since he can't save the ho if she doesn't believe in being saved. ;)
justanothercamgirl
08-06-2013, 11:11 AM
Really Carmen? are you on naked or LJ ?
I think I get asked for a handbra on SM at least once every three days.
IsobelWren
08-06-2013, 11:18 AM
Also, the next person who asks me where I live is getting stabbed.
You could just do what i do }:D :
I've recently switched from my old answer to the, "where u frum bb" question, "I'm from the internet" to just saying a state at random, every time someone asks. Sometimes I can't think of a state fast enough, so I do a random city. Awesome stuff that happened last night:
1)
Freechat 1: Where are you from?
Me: Alaska
freechat 1 has logged off
Stuff happens, a minute or two goes by
Freechat 2: Where are you from?
Me: Mississippi
Freechat 2: I've never been there
Chats me up, leaves in a minute or two
Freechat 3: Where are you from?
Me: Pennsylvania
Person who has been in the room this whole time: You're just saying random states, aren't you?
2)
Freechat 1: Where are you from?
Me: Maine
Freechat 1: Oh that's nice! What do you like about Maine?
Me: Northernmost state in the contiguous US, raw natural beauty and friendly people with funny accents.
Freechat 1: Sounds awesome! I'd like to visit some day. What city do you live in?
Me (first city I can think of in Maine): Portland.
Taken to pvt by someone else. I return to the room. Freechat 1 is still in there but hasn't said anything yet.
Freechat 2: Where are you from?
Me: Texas
Freechat 1: You just told me you were from Maine!
Me: So I did.
Freechat 2 has logged off
Freechat 1: You lied to me! You're a stinking liar! I was going to come visit you! You can forget that! I don't visit dirty, stinking liars! You missed out! I would have spoiled you rotten! We would have had so much fun! Forget you! I was going to come visit you!
Freechat 1 has logged off
Member of my site who usually hangs out and watches through the free portal on my site (members of my site can see all my gold shows for free): The point of this is that you DON'T want them to come visit you. Maybe he'll understand one day.
3)
Freechat 1: Where are you from?
Me: Arizona
Freechat 1: What city?
Me: Tempe
Freechat 1: NO FUCKING SHIT?! I FUCKING LIVE IN TEMPE TOO!
Oops.
He rants for another minute-ish about how awesome it is that I'm in the same city he lives in. He is super stoked. You know where this is going. He wants to meet up. Can we meet up right now?
And here's proof that I'm an asshole.
Me: mmmmm! The whole reason I'm on cam is that I've been wanting someone to come by and *really* fuck me! Finally!
Freechat 1: YES! ME! What's your address?
Me: 721 East sixth street, apartment 3 I'll just stay on cam until you get here. Ring the doorbell on the top, the bottom one doesn't work.
Freechat 1: I'll be right there!
Freechat 1 has logged off
Other person: If I'm ever in Tempe I'll look you up! I wrote your address down!
Another person: I can't believe you gave your address out in a room full of perverts on the internet! Yr a dumb bitch! Get raped!
Reg who knows what state I actually live in: I love this new, "where I'm from" thing. Do you have a street address memorized for every city?
Me: *scoff* I don't even know if that's a real address. I just figured that every city of any size has numbered streets, so I made that up on the fly.
A moment goes by
Reg: It DOES exist!
Me: *glee* NO SHIT!
Reg: It's a PARKING LOT in the University of Arizona!
I die laughing.
I'm such an asshole.
You could just do what i do }:D :
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I'm always making something up too. Never go so far though, i should try :D
"why weren't you on cam yesterday? i wanted to buy you a show but now i don't have the money anymore!" my bad, next time i won't log out ever! i don't really need a life!
"i'm going to give you the best orgasm you're going to die from it" wtf o_O
"how much is a pvt? ok, i'm going to give you less than the half of this" *blocked*
"hey! i want to buy u a pvt! (...) mmm i want to see my sperm all over your face but I don't wanna pay for it" i want an ice cream too and i don't want to pay for it, hmm, next time i'll got to the store to try this technique.
VictoriaChaos
08-06-2013, 01:53 PM
Isobel, you are god.
LilyAnderson
08-06-2013, 02:10 PM
not everyone on a webcam site is "elder and alone." in fact, many of them are married. or, they're younger. i appreciate not taking everything to heart, but as webcam models, we don't in "our experienced years."
SoloDesire
08-06-2013, 02:19 PM
I like to mess with those guys and say, "Married? Oh my, that is just so.....1950s. Why on earth would a women want to do that in todays modern age?"
It generally stops 'Captain Save-a-Ho' in his tracks since he can't save the ho if she doesn't believe in being saved. ;)
I must say I really do feel this way lol. Marriage is for suckers. ;)
VictoriaChaos
08-06-2013, 02:21 PM
^ I feel the same way.
Guess I should start voicing it.
Vlodina
08-06-2013, 03:30 PM
Dude in free chat: Your phone number bb
Me: I don't have a phone (while changing the music on my iPhone). I have two cups and a piece of string but I think you're too far away.
Message in SM inbox from said dude: Tell me your number
Me: Sorry, we're not allowed to exchange contact info, thanks!
Message from dude: How about I tell you my number
Me: *BLOCK*
justanothercamgirl
08-06-2013, 03:48 PM
^ I feel the same way.
Guess I should start voicing it.
Let us know how it goes. :)
Rose_Who
08-06-2013, 04:08 PM
I think, the ones I am growing to hate the most are the ones who come in and don't say anything, but just park in freechat. I mean, I greet everyone who comes in. It's polite to at least say "hi" back.
Blondieblue
08-06-2013, 06:52 PM
You girls are so lucky. I wish I'd get someone in my chatroom who wanted to marry me, I only get guys who wanna meet and fuck LOL. And that was pretty funny giving a guy a fake address, just hope no one actually has that address LOL. I bet some guys are crazy/stupid enough to show up. Maybe it be a good idea to look up the address of something like a gun shop LOL, people who work there are usually armed.
Sparkly
08-06-2013, 09:30 PM
I had a new kind of "where are you from" jerk tonight on mfc. He started a riot in my room begging me to to take my cam and show outside my window so they could guess where I live. The window is in the front of my house. I said no and he was trying to bully me about it. He had three other guys join in on the begging and bullying and I blocked all 4. I just don't get why it's so freaking important to know where I live. I post in my profile and in chat when asked that I will never meet in person. This is the first time I truly felt like I had lost control of my.
justanothercamgirl
08-06-2013, 09:31 PM
asshat: can we see your face?
asshat: just a little bit?
-----
Did I just get the face equivalent of 'Just one nipple, bb?' o.O
Procrasturbator
08-06-2013, 09:46 PM
I had a new kind of "where are you from" jerk tonight on mfc. He started a riot in my room begging me to to take my cam and show outside my window so they could guess where I live. The window is in the front of my house. I said no and he was trying to bully me about it. He had three other guys join in on the begging and bullying and I blocked all 4. I just don't get why it's so freaking important to know where I live. I post in my profile and in chat when asked that I will never meet in person. This is the first time I truly felt like I had lost control of my.
Oh wow, that's creepy as all hell, even for a cam customer. Sorry you had to deal with that. Why the fuck would they need to know where you live and why the fuck would you help them find out???
IsobelWren
08-07-2013, 12:19 AM
Isobel, you are god.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfak24ejt1ro91bjo1_500.gif
IsobelWren
08-07-2013, 12:43 AM
I think I'm developing PTSD around the phrases, "How nasty do you get bb?" and "I want to get really nasty bb"
About half of the time it just means he wants rapid dildoing and dirty talk with the words, "cunt" "fuck" and "slut" in it. The other half of the time it means he's going to pluck out an eyeball or ask you to piss in your face or puke or watch him take a shit on his cam. And you never know which one it is! And he'll never tell you until it's too late!
Free: You get nasty bb?
"Oh I'm a nasty girl, for sure. What do you want to see, baby?"
Free: How nasty do you get?
Inward groan, "Nothing that will ruin my couch or get me arrested and nothing goes in my butt."
He goes excl before I can finish the sentence.
Christ. What am I in for?
Nothing unusual is happening in the show, so I think option 1 has happened. As I'm sucking the dildo, POV style...
Him: Deepthroat bb
I oblige
Him: Harder bb
I make like rubber neck
Him: gag bb
I fake gag
Him: more bb
Him: harder bb
Him: gag
Him: gag more
I sigh, stop, and look into the cam with all the tired scorn I can muster. "Are you trying to tell me, in a sneaky way, that you'd like me to puke? You know that's against the rules of the site, right? Also you can't just break that out on someone. You have to tell her ahead of time."
He says nothing. I intend to just sit there and stare scornfully at the cam until he either backs down or peaces out. Several moments go by.
Him: suck bb
I go back to sucking and continue with the sucking and gasping and dramatic, "oh baby! Your dick is so big!" for probably another minute or two. He says nothing much.
Him: you ready to puke for me bb
I extend my arm and drop the dildo onto the couch, sighing. I stare at him again. "What did I just tell you?" Again, time passes.
Him: no bb suck bb
I roll my eyes at him and sigh as though the weight of the world is on my shoulders and it's his fault. I pick up the dildo and keep sucking it. We finish the show.
IsobelWren
08-07-2013, 01:01 AM
If I keep working between six and eight hours a day my vagina is going to fall out and I'm going to take over this entire thread.
Sitting on my couch, I have a plain water bottle with Gatorade in it behind me, visible in the arm of the couch.
Free: bb is that pee?
Huh? Pee? What? Where? ....OH! No. He can't be talk- He is. Oh ew! Fuck gross! What a nasty fucker! Wait. No. Don't say that!
Shy smile, big eyes, "Might be. I'll tell you in exclusive chat."
BAM! Exclusive!
Him: is it pee?!
Shy wobbling around before I "admit" it. "Yeahhhh. You don't think I'm weird?"
Him: mmmmmmmmm
Him: drink it bb?
"I don't think I shouuulldd. It's bad for you, I think..."
He tips 5 gold
Him: drink it
I make a show of being reluctant, then overcoming my fear, drinking the "pee" and getting turned on and finding it tasty. I lick my lips and chug the entire half bottle, then talk about how I never knew it was so good and I'd be drinking my own piss every day now.
Him: so hot ty bb
He leaves
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Uhhh?
First. You expect someone to drink her own piss for a 5 gold tip?
Second. Who pees in a water bottle (when not under extenuating circumstances)?
Third. Who then keeps said water bottle behind her on the couch, in full view of the cam?
Fourth. Why the fuck would you fucking keep a water bottle full of PISS at ALL?!
Lastly. It. was. ORANGE Gatorade. I should hope, that if I were pissing orange I would take a break to get off cam and go to the fucking DOCTOR!
^I monologued this to RP. He sat at his computer, looking bemused, and said, "I think he probably knew it wasn't actually pee. Let the guy have his delusions and fantasies. He paid you for it."
I will allow that it was possibly a fantasy and he knew. However. Knowing our business as we do, ladies, I'm not convinced that the man in question didn't think it was real pee. Having a bottle of pee right there at hand is something that these guys would find logical of a cam girl. AMIRITE?
ManyRoses
08-07-2013, 01:10 AM
Isobel, my dear. I love you.
Just for the cities. I used to name nerd places....I stopped after someone got mad that "Azeroth" wasn't on google maps. *facepalm
Procrasturbator
08-07-2013, 01:18 AM
^IsobelWren: Well yeah. A cam girl is always prepared. We keep a ton of things within reach--sex partners, family members, cattle prods, exact replicas of the Aerosoles comfort heels a custie's mother wore when he was going through puberty. Why not pee?
Rose_Who
08-07-2013, 07:02 AM
Lastly. It. was. ORANGE Gatorade. I should hope, that if I were pissing orange I would take a break to get off cam and go to the fucking DOCTOR!
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Well, you could have just had an irritation, and not a full-blown infection and were taking Azo for it. Azo turns your pee bright orange, and takes care of any discomfort while it clears up. That's why I use Cystex... Not only does it NOT affect your urine color (therefore avoiding staining your panties) but it can actually treat the cause as well as the symptom, so you're all better in half the time. Still, yeah, for a full-blown, peeing every two minutes, in agonizing pain every time you do pee, still in agonizing pain when you don't pee, brown urine, kind of infection, absolutely go to the doctor and don't try to home-remedy that shit because you need anti-biotics.
seller317
08-07-2013, 07:26 AM
I take 1000 mg vitamin C for several hours 1 an hour and mine goes away in a day even if its so bad there is blood in my urine. Just a suggestion.
CanadianRuby
08-07-2013, 09:00 AM
In my inbox this morning on MGF:
"hey there pretty Sophie, how are you? you look stunning, i mean really, wow.. i hope that you are happy and well, and that the sun is shining for you. i was wondering if you could do me a set of custom pics. it should say SHEEPINTERNATIONALSWITZERLAND somewhere on your body, across your boobs maybe, or on your bum, the more sexy the better. and how much that would cost me. it's a thing that i'm doing for myself, don't quite know where the path is leading, but i can promise you i won't use it for advertising or weird things. i just moved into a very nice new house and have a giant empty wall, for now the goal is to cover the wall with a collection of hot girl pics in sheepinternational mode. thanks for your quick reply, all the best and greetings from lil' switzerland Ben"
:loco: Is this a joke?
Sheep....international?
Could you imagine my photo on a giant billboard with that written across my body next to a bunch of sheep walking around?
LilyAnderson
08-07-2013, 09:04 AM
illiterate bastard: im looking for a skype wut are yur rates?
lily: well, 10 minutes for 350 tokens, 15 for 450 tokens, and so forth.
illiterate bastard: what would 115 tokens get me?
lily: 3 minutes.
illiterate bastard: so would you do a 20 min skype for 115 tkns?
oh yeah sure, let me hop right on that. that's the deal of a century right there.
IsobelWren
08-07-2013, 09:09 AM
Isobel, my dear. I love you.
Just for the cities. I used to name nerd places....I stopped after someone got mad that "Azeroth" wasn't on google maps. *facepalm
FUCK! That's brilliant! I think you said that before and I resolved to do it but then totally forgot! DUDE! I'm going to write a list by my computer so that I remember. You're a genius. :)
IsobelWren
08-07-2013, 09:16 AM
Well, you could have just had an irritation, and not a full-blown infection and were taking Azo for it. Azo turns your pee bright orange, and takes care of any discomfort while it clears up. That's why I use Cystex... Not only does it NOT affect your urine color (therefore avoiding staining your panties) but it can actually treat the cause as well as the symptom, so you're all better in half the time. Still, yeah, for a full-blown, peeing every two minutes, in agonizing pain every time you do pee, still in agonizing pain when you don't pee, brown urine, kind of infection, absolutely go to the doctor and don't try to home-remedy that shit because you need anti-biotics.
Well check that out. Learn something new every day!
My BFF swears by Azo, but I'm afraid not to go to the doctor. I've got this phobia that OTC meds will just treat the symptoms and the infection will be hiding out up there, steadily getting worse and worse. By the time I notice, it'll be too late and my kidneys will be infected and it'll be a hot mess. LOL, I know, it's irrational.
VictoriaChaos
08-07-2013, 09:24 AM
In my inbox this morning on MGF:
"hey there pretty Sophie, how are you? you look stunning, i mean really, wow.. i hope that you are happy and well, and that the sun is shining for you. i was wondering if you could do me a set of custom pics. it should say SHEEPINTERNATIONALSWITZERLAND somewhere on your body, across your boobs maybe, or on your bum, the more sexy the better. and how much that would cost me. it's a thing that i'm doing for myself, don't quite know where the path is leading, but i can promise you i won't use it for advertising or weird things. i just moved into a very nice new house and have a giant empty wall, for now the goal is to cover the wall with a collection of hot girl pics in sheepinternational mode. thanks for your quick reply, all the best and greetings from lil' switzerland Ben"
:loco: Is this a joke?
Sheep....international?
Could you imagine my photo on a giant billboard with that written across my body next to a bunch of sheep walking around?
Oh my gawd.
Looks like I've found a new signature.
I cannot stop laughing and I cannot believe he actually sent that...
ROFL @ Sheep International Mode. What the fuck does that mean?
CanadianRuby
08-07-2013, 09:49 AM
Oh my gawd.
Looks like I've found a new signature.
I cannot stop laughing and I cannot believe he actually sent that...
ROFL @ Sheep International Mode. What the fuck does that mean?
Hahaha....I messaged him back and basically said that, that "word" is too long to write on me, and, him qualifying he won't use it for advertising makes me assume he thought about doing that. Also, it's creepy he wants a wall of naked women with SHEEPINTERNATIONALSWITZERLAND all over their body....hahaha.
VictoriaChaos
08-07-2013, 09:55 AM
^ I mean hey, I love woman as much as the next guy on a cam site and I have pictures of them, the difference is they're posters!
The woman having the photos taken know full well they are going to end up on some creepy guy (or girls) house on the wall.
I don't care if people want to get off to my photos but to think they are printing them out and putting them up in their homes.
Fucking creepy. Keep it on your computer folks. Or at least don't send a message implying that your not going to when you do receive the pics.
It scares me to think of the girls that did actually work on.
Procrasturbator
08-07-2013, 09:57 AM
Hahaha....I messaged him back and basically said that, that "word" is too long to write on me, and, him qualifying he won't use it for advertising makes me assume he thought about doing that. Also, it's creepy he wants a wall of naked women with SHEEPINTERNATIONALSWITZERLAND all over their body....hahaha.
I do not understand, not even a little bit. The only thing that I know is that I'm fucking dying to go to his housewarming party.
CanadianRuby
08-07-2013, 10:07 AM
Oh sweet baby Jesus he has a new review on his profile.
"I loved doing what he asked 5/5".
Dude ACTUALLY has girls doing it.
He doesn't give an explanation about what "sheep international Switzerland" even is.
I cant believe they're actually taking photos in the nude for this creeper.
I don't know if they should be associating nudity with something about sheep....or walls in a guys house.....LOL.
VictoriaChaos
08-07-2013, 10:24 AM
To each ones own but yes your right.
If you don't know what it means, I wouldn't photograph yourself with it on.
Gawd, that could cause such shitty problems later in life.
This line of work is so...I can't even think of one word to describe it.
Maybe I just think about these things because I do plan on being known in this world. I want to make something of myself inside and outside of camming. I'm starting school to become a chef and I plan on being one of the best and I just think about this stuff and I just wonder.
On paper this is all I've done and it sucks because no one really thinks I do anything. People just think I graduated high school and I know live off my boyfriend. It's frustrating, I mention I work too and it's like 'omgnowaii, you do?!' I pretty much just tell people I model for now but that's getting hard to keep straight.
Oops, major thread jack.
Anywho, you gave me something to keep in mind for my future. Thank you. ~
Blondieblue
08-07-2013, 10:24 AM
Sheep man would probably use a photo or video to advertise animal porn or something LOL. I wouldn't do it unless I could cover my face or disguise myself really well.
VictoriaChaos
08-07-2013, 10:29 AM
Sheep man would probably use a photo or video to advertise animal porn or something LOL. I wouldn't do it unless I could cover my face or disguise myself really well.
Bam!
That makes sense.
CanadianRuby
08-07-2013, 10:30 AM
Sheep man would probably use a photo or video to advertise animal porn or something LOL. I wouldn't do it unless I could cover my face or disguise myself really well.
Yeah that's what I assumed.
It's not like he is on a model website where women are willing to be associated with different companies in photos to advertise.
He is essentially on a sex site....with amature women....trying to get them to make some sort of creepy naked woman collage in his house. I wouldn't DOUBT if it was associated with animals in some creepy as way. o_O :laughing: Here at sheep international....these ladies sure love their sheep....baaaaa.
PrincessLavender
08-07-2013, 11:23 AM
Douchewhocantread sends a 15 minute premium block session. I accept
Douchewhocantread sends a c2c request
Me: I only view cams in exclusive
Douchewhocantread: I wish I knew that before.
Me: Says it in my profile
(at this point someone else has entered pvt so I just keep going with the show, Douche must have went to read my profile because a min later:)
Douchewhocantread: No sound either?
Me: Nope
About 5 min later:
Douchewhocantread: Well, easy money for you, easy money rip off for me.
Douchewhocantread logs off
No, more like expensive lesson learned for you. Bet you'll start reading profiles now won't cha!
SweetJulia
08-07-2013, 12:22 PM
This is less annoying than amazing.
i want to eat your pussy
build a house down there
stick my tongue in there
vagina and rectum
live down there
eat smell taste
i am going to lick your vagina with my tongue
everywhere and see
if i can reach your cervical os
and try to go into your cervical canal
go all the way through vagina
hell yeah
you will see it
i am going to bit your clit
clitoris
and vibrate it
and juggle it between my teeth tongue
and lower teeth
i am going to move ur labia major out of the way
so i can get the full clit
then stick my tongue a little below the
clit into your urethra
i am going to push on your belly
and force you to pee in my mouth
and i am going to drink it all
i am going to drink your pee
after itcomes out of your urethra
handcuff you
eat your vagina
urethra
clitoris
rectum
stick my tongue in each of them
reach your cervical os, cervical canal say hi to the uterus
tell the uterus to stay healthy
and keep the periods cycle going
lets turn to your rectum now
i am going to bend you over while
ur handcuffed
and just stick my nose in there
god ur so gorgeous
breathtaking
wowi love your pointy cute nose
and jaw and tight lips
and ur petite
perfectvery very cute
but in a really sexy mature way
long blonde goldilocks hai
hair
is fantastic
a turn on
dirty blonde
wow
gorgeous nails
wow
soooo sexy
i want to have sex with you
give me a daughter
i want my daughter to look just like you
i want her to have those eyes and nose and lips
and hair and everything else
Honestly, "let's turn to your rectum now" is my very favorite part. I want to use it as a response to everything.
"Tits plz bb? :)"
"Let's turn to your rectum now."
"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Let's turn to your rectum now."
Oh, and he says he's a doctor, so we can rest assured that this is completely anatomically accurate.
I don't know what he needs more, an English lesson or an anatomy class.
blondhottie
08-07-2013, 04:16 PM
Asshole complains that my goal, 2000 tokens for a cumshow, is too much. I tell him "I think it's very reasonable, there are girls who charge 6000 tokens just to remove their shirt." He says "Yeah, but those are the top notch girls, you're not one of them." BAN!
By the way, he had no tokens LOL.
Rose_Who
08-07-2013, 04:23 PM
Well check that out. Learn something new every day!
My BFF swears by Azo, but I'm afraid not to go to the doctor. I've got this phobia that OTC meds will just treat the symptoms and the infection will be hiding out up there, steadily getting worse and worse. By the time I notice, it'll be too late and my kidneys will be infected and it'll be a hot mess. LOL, I know, it's irrational.
Not irrational at all!!! I still go to the doctor for anything more than a tickle. Downstairs plumbing is not to be trifled with.
Asshole complains that my goal, 2000 tokens for a cumshow, is too much. I tell him "I think it's very reasonable, there are girls who charge 6000 tokens just to remove their shirt." He says "Yeah, but those are the top notch girls, you're not one of them." BAN!
By the way, he had no tokens LOL.
Top notch men tip, but he wasn't one of them.
blondhottie
08-07-2013, 04:31 PM
Top notch men tip, but he wasn't one of them.
LMAO! I wish I would've thought to say that to him! :)
blondhottie
08-07-2013, 04:43 PM
Top notch men tip, but he wasn't one of them.
LMAO! I wish I would've thought to say that to him! :)
CanadianRuby
08-07-2013, 05:39 PM
doofus: well it was that a grl sends a preview pics, turns me on, then makes me and manioulating me to get the second and third....for money, but like live pics, from now, not predone, like tease me into it
me: That's not how the site works...you pay to see explicit material.
doofus: pic* first lol
doofus: yea i said then its for money
me: How is a girl supposed to know you're going to *actually* pay her?
doofus: no like she just sends a pic of wat she looks like now...like smiling nothing dirty
doofus: then teases me into buying the next one
doofus: and each pic teases to next..
me: Most girls don't have enough time for that
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:bomb: I am not going to take "a" photo just to try and get some shmuck to maybe (but probably not) pay me for other photos.
I am not wasting time making a photoset in real time for someone that I have already known previously to be a douchey customer.
I have a cold. I feel like shit. Just give me motherfucking money for photos or GTFO :beat:
Rose_Who
08-07-2013, 07:23 PM
I have a cold. I feel like shit.
Me too! It must be going around.
IsobelWren
08-07-2013, 07:39 PM
God. Why. WHYYYYY?! The freaks are all coming to me lately. I just had a guy jerking his dick in C2C, then he suddenly hopped up, revealed that he was on a toilet, thrust his dick ALL THE WAY down into the toilet, and ended the show.
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