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AutumnAmbrosia
08-07-2013, 07:41 PM
Me too! It must be going around.

Me too. I figure it's just because I'm allergic to freeloading bullshit, though. ;D

IsobelWren
08-07-2013, 09:06 PM
Guy enters my group pvt

Him: god bless america

"Yeah? You like what you see? This wet American pussy?"

He says nothing. Presumably, too busy wanking to respond.

I keep up the dirty talk for everyone in the room. At one point I say, "Oh baby! You get me so goddamned horny!"

Him: dont take the lords name in vain

I laugh

Him: bad enough your here
Him: your literally adding fuel to the fire
Him: the fires of hell

He leaves

So. When all our friends say, "OMG, you make HOW much an hour?! And you only work four hours, five days a week?! I'd be working ALL DAY if I made that kind of money!" I think of this last week and all the new entries I've put on this thread in the last week. That. This. Whatever. This is the reason I don't customarily work eight hour days. Because when I do, I fill up this thread and want to punch random strangers in the balls. Not even guys on cam. Just guys on the street. Preventative medicine. Minority report, cam girl style.

If you're into sci-fi, Minority Report is one of the best short stories ev.ar. The movie is not much like it, so yes, you should read the story. Free online to read here:
http://readanybooks.net/ScienceFiction/The_Minority_Report/13167.html

justanothercamgirl
08-07-2013, 09:20 PM
idiot: What part of CALI are you in?
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Seriously? You just seriously typed the first part of California out to me in all caps? CA is the country code for Canada you geography-challenged douchebag!

Bubblegum1235
08-07-2013, 09:46 PM
Yeah, I was thinking about doing 6 hours instead 4 tonight but I started to note like my blood was boiling, so I logged of.
Idiot1: Hi bb, you are so sexy, pls stand up. So sexy, sorry but I dont have any credits, do you want to play in freechat? (I ignore him) OK, lets start the free show.
Idiot2: BB can you see my cam?
me:...
Idiot2: bb can u hear what I just said
me:...
Idiot: CAN YOU HEAR ME
me: NO, I dont hear you, I dont see you.
Idiot: Oh, and can you tell me how can I show you my cam?
me: You only can in private
Idiot: Oh great, and that is free, right?

IsobelWren
08-07-2013, 10:02 PM
In excl chat, in the middle of a show

Him: u r so hot bb
Him: I want 2 pee in ur butt

....

I'm glad I'm out of town this weekend. I need a day off.

Via Flaminia
08-07-2013, 10:35 PM
Just now -

Him: "Ya gettin any action tonight?"
Me: "Things are good. Why are you wondering?"
Him: "Maybe thinking about changing it if you would've said no."

So he's only horny if I'm having a bad night? Huh? What a brat.

Graceface
08-07-2013, 10:48 PM
Dude totally hit me in a sensitive spot tonight. He's in prvt. with me for three minutes and then I whip out my pussy, and he says, '
those r some big pussy lips'. So, I go yes they are, more of me for you to play with. FUCKER LOGS OUT.

I used to have major issues with my body until I realized that I don't have abnormal anatomy, my labia are totally normal and I've had nothing but compliments and pussy worship from my boy/girlfriends. I love my body now, but I totally had 'Nam flash backs over that shit.

Fucking asshole.

LittleSexBunny
08-07-2013, 10:52 PM
Don't feel bad... maybe his wife walked in on him or something

CanadianRuby
08-07-2013, 11:17 PM
Dude totally hit me in a sensitive spot tonight. He's in prvt. with me for three minutes and then I whip out my pussy, and he says, '
those r some big pussy lips'. So, I go yes they are, more of me for you to play with. FUCKER LOGS OUT.

I used to have major issues with my body until I realized that I don't have abnormal anatomy, my labia are totally normal and I've had nothing but compliments and pussy worship from my boy/girlfriends. I love my body now, but I totally had 'Nam flash backs over that shit.

Fucking asshole.

There was some racist Iranian dude a few Weeks ago that told me I had "big lips" for a white girl.

Which is totally bizzare, since....I have several pussy pumps that dont fit because I am too small/thin to form a proper seal......bahaha.

Don't feel bad, there are documentries about this subject you should check out, that will totally make you feel better about the subject. There is one called "the perfect vagina" that actually made me feel SO much better.

So many ladies compare their bits to porn stars, whom quite often get labiaplasty
surgery, which is fucking absurd. Women see these prim and proper porn star vaginas and think badly about themselves because they think their crotch is deformed or some shit, when it is not at all.

Men on the computer, mostly being porn addicts anyways, just see that shit all the time....haha, they wouldn't know what an aroused vagina looked like if it poked them in the eye.

Graceface
08-07-2013, 11:38 PM
There was some racist Iranian dude a few Weeks ago that told me I had "big lips" for a white girl.

Which is totally bizzare, since....I have several pussy pumps that dont fit because I am too small/thin to form a proper seal......bahaha.

Don't feel bad, there are documentries about this subject you should check out, that will totally make you feel better about the subject. There is one called "the perfect vagina" that actually made me feel SO much better.

So many ladies compare their bits to porn stars, whom quite often get labiaplasty
surgery, which is fucking absurd. Women see these prim and proper porn star vaginas and think badly about themselves because they think their crotch is deformed or some shit, when it is not at all.

Men on the computer, mostly being porn addicts anyways, just see that shit all the time....haha, they wouldn't know what an aroused vagina looked like if it poked them in the eye.

I know. I've probably watched them. I'm ok with myself now, kinda (I have BDD and don't really trust my opinions about my body in the first place).

I don't even have particularly long labia. My Mum is from Ireland and has the whitest skin I've ever seen (total MILF; would kill it as a cam model), my Father is a very dark skinned Italian. So, I ended up with white skin and dark skin in the public area. *I* think it's exotic. I used to bleach everything because I thought I was "different" and I was ashamed.

I'm just mad over the fact that this basement dweller got under my skin. Grrrrr.


Thanks CanadianRuby! I really appreciate you being supportive. <3

sugardaddywanted
08-08-2013, 04:21 AM
Him: Add me to your friend list. I want to be able to pm you.
Me: I charge x tokens for a friend add
Him: But I spent 4000 tokens here last night.
Me: I wasn't online last night. I've never seen you in my room. You've never tipped or spent a single token on me.
Him: But you have to add me. I spent 4000 tokens so far.
Me: Clearly not in my room. Maybe you should go back to whoever you tipped that amount and ask them to add you.
Him: I paid to your boss! So that you can keep your job!
Me: Wait are you saying you spent 4000 tokens on mfc last night on some girl(s) and you think that my 'boss' i.e the owner of mfc will put everyone's tokens in a kitty and share them among all the models?
Him: Yes he will give you wages. Now I need to pm you. Add me
Me: hahahahahahahaahahahahaha
and ha!

VictoriaChaos
08-08-2013, 07:42 AM
Awww!!! *hugs! I'm the same way... but, before I started camming, I found http://lovelargelabia.tumblr.com/ and it really helped me out! I had felt like I was the only one, and then I saw that. :)

I never thought I was the only one but damn. That has some kick ass information.
Thank you for the link!
Man, they have tumblr for everything nowadays.

IsobelWren
08-08-2013, 11:33 AM
Dude totally hit me in a sensitive spot tonight. He's in prvt. with me for three minutes and then I whip out my pussy, and he says, '
those r some big pussy lips'. So, I go yes they are, more of me for you to play with. FUCKER LOGS OUT.


He might have been saying that they're big in a good way. I've got one long dangly inner labia (which definitely makes one feel deformed, they're not even remotely symmetrical) and for some reason I've always assumed that if someone on cam says something about it they mean it in a good way.

Maybe he was all, "Oh Graceface! You have the biggest, most ideal labia I have ever wanted to s- OH! just saying it I jizzed in my pants! ...well. I'm done. Not gonna waste 50 cents to say bye. PEACE!"

scarlettbelle
08-08-2013, 11:53 AM
Earlier today....
show boobs bb
bb
boobs
boobs
i want to eat yr boobs

Um...thanks but no thanks Hannibal.

VictoriaChaos
08-08-2013, 11:57 AM
ROFL @ Hannibal comment.
You just made my morning.

CummingCouple
08-08-2013, 12:21 PM
Spoiler alert: Woman hater /b/asement dweller trys to pump up his ego by pretending women are below men in some achievement award system that doesn't exist.

Draco : hey
OrganicSex : sup malfoy
Draco : stupid fucking whore
Draco : loser cunt
OrganicSex : :)
OrganicSex : try harder
OrganicSex : I get that all day and I give it out
to sissies
Draco : low-IQ, subhuman waste of space aka any
woman on the planet
OrganicSex : youre really trying to insult me?
OrganicSex : nope
OrganicSex : try harder
Draco: you fucking worthless nigger trash
OrganicSex : youre making me laugh, stop it
Draco : uneducated, powerless housewife cretin
OrganicSex : I'm white as can be, so that word doesnt bother me. You're factually
wrong there
Draco : oppressed, self-hating female parasite
Draco : your sex is completely worthless
OrganicSex : I got educated but it was a waste
of time and money. I make more here. Housewife is
an insult? I make more an hour from home than
most people can in a day.
OrganicSex : um. You dont know my sex neckbeard.
OrganicSex : thanks for entertaining me
though
Draco : how does it feel living in a world where Men
have created every brick of civilization since the
dawn of time? I guess it must feel pretty humbling
ROFL
OrganicSex : ohh i get it
OrganicSex : youre one of those gys who
wanks to this stuff.
Draco : u inferior cunt stain
OrganicSex : get back on /b/ with the rest of
your bros
OrganicSex : wrong again bucko
OrganicSex : I dont actually like civilization as
a whole so it doesnt bother me
OrganicSex : oooh since you saw I'm a
domme
OrganicSex : youre trying to turn me
OrganicSex : right?
Draco : who created the algoriths
in the software that allows you to spread you
retarded female filth? Men. u're totally lost, retard
Draco : Men rule - women get raped
OrganicSex : Coding is only for dudes, right? I got a big cock in my mouth,
sorry cant talk
Draco : we will always oppress u. u will always be
under our cocks
OrganicSex : lmfao
OrganicSex : no loser
OrganicSex : woman hater much?
Draco : go bend over and let one of ur Masters rape
u now. it's that time a day, monkey brain
OrganicSex : if you want SPH just ask
Draco has left the chat.
OrganicSex : cum pvt if you wanna argue, damnit the neckbeard womyn hater left. Now How will I entertain myself?

justanothercamgirl
08-08-2013, 12:41 PM
Draco : who created the algoriths
in the software that allows you to spread you
retarded female filth? Men. u're totally lost, retard


As an interesting side note, first computer 'programmers' was technically women. :)

justanothercamgirl
08-08-2013, 01:03 PM
After coming out of my $1 topless show

idiot: Are those real?

----

I am not sure if I should be flattered that my titties look good enough to be fake or insulted that this idiot obviously flunked out of titty university.

justanothercamgirl
08-08-2013, 01:25 PM
douchbag: hey
get naked for me please
no cam sorry
mmm perfect body, where are you from?
JAC: Toronto
douchebag: mmm really?
so am i that where im from, yes play with your pussy
would i have to pay to fuck you in real life?
JAC: (I explain that I don't have sex in real life. I find sex with strangers on cam sexy, there is no risk of STDs...blah, blah, blah)
asshat: good point, pussy is still better then hands though lol
JAC: Well, I don't escort and I am sure that there are many beautiful women who do and would love your business
asshat: Lol cant blame me for asking, save the sales pitch I came you dont need to pretend to enjoy it
JAC: I enjoy my job very much. Why would I not enjoy it?
asshat: You dont lol, you a natural red head?
JAC: No. (If anyone has seen my hair you'd realize that asking me this is one of the dumbest questions in the history of man.)
asshat: Whats your natural hair color?
JAC: Black
asshat: I dont like certain hair colors, lol well its been fun I will get going

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This is my first private in months. Thanks for making it the a horrid one, douchebag. Fucking waste of white blood cells is what you fucking are.

CanadianRuby
08-08-2013, 01:34 PM
I know. I've probably watched them. I'm ok with myself now, kinda (I have BDD and don't really trust my opinions about my body in the first place).

I don't even have particularly long labia. My Mum is from Ireland and has the whitest skin I've ever seen (total MILF; would kill it as a cam model), my Father is a very dark skinned Italian. So, I ended up with white skin and dark skin in the public area. *I* think it's exotic. I used to bleach everything because I thought I was "different" and I was ashamed.

I'm just mad over the fact that this basement dweller got under my skin. Grrrrr.


Thanks CanadianRuby! I really appreciate you being supportive. <3

Oh that is interesting! I actually have BDD too, but I take Zoloft for it now. Its just a low dose but it was a miracle, iv been on it a year since last may. Thats actually why I was able to start camming, since I got "healthy" again. Mine pertained to my skin on my face, but, I watched a lot of documentaries like that one because I had messes up perceptions of a few different places at times over the years.


Super glad to hear you're doing well with it, I know how hard it can be.

Who knows how much money I have spent over the years to "fix" skin problems that were not even actually there. Makes me sad to think I wasted so much time being depressed over that crap.

Procrasturbator
08-08-2013, 01:48 PM
doofus: well it was that a grl sends a preview pics, turns me on, then makes me and manioulating me to get the second and third....for money, but like live pics, from now, not predone, like tease me into it
me: That's not how the site works...you pay to see explicit material.
doofus: pic* first lol
doofus: yea i said then its for money
me: How is a girl supposed to know you're going to *actually* pay her?
doofus: no like she just sends a pic of wat she looks like now...like smiling nothing dirty
doofus: then teases me into buying the next one
doofus: and each pic teases to next..
me: Most girls don't have enough time for that


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:bomb: I am not going to take "a" photo just to try and get some shmuck to maybe (but probably not) pay me for other photos.

I am not wasting time making a photoset in real time for someone that I have already known previously to be a douchey customer.

I have a cold. I feel like shit. Just give me motherfucking money for photos or GTFO :beat:

Lmao it's almost like he wants the format of a free chat site but in the most impractical form imaginable. What is with these guys? Bb will you fuck pussy in free chat for 100 gold/lower prvt prices and I'll Amazon gift card you the difference/do [exclusive only] act in premium if I tip a lot? No, jfc, if a girl is on a cam site that means that she's comfortable working within the system of that site. Why do they have to try and reinvent the wheel?

Although I suspect this guy was hoping to get you to take the pics then get off on the teaser knowing that there were more/you'd already done it just for him.

CanadianRuby
08-08-2013, 02:28 PM
Lmao it's almost like he wants the format of a free chat site but in the most impractical form imaginable. What is with these guys? Bb will you fuck pussy in free chat for 100 gold/lower prvt prices and I'll Amazon gift card you the difference/do [exclusive only] act in premium if I tip a lot? No, jfc, if a girl is on a cam site that means that she's comfortable working within the system of that site. Why do they have to try and reinvent the wheel?

Although I suspect this guy was hoping to get you to take the pics then get off on the teaser knowing that there were more/you'd already done it just for him.

Yeah, he could have actually paid, and maybe if I was at home and all dressed up for camming I would gave taken the bait, but, I have a wicked cold right now, and wouldn't have the patience for it.

Like, if he wants special/real time content making, he should offer to pay up front instead of like, dangling money infront of me like "here girly, tease me to get it, common tease me!"....

Haha, to sick for that crap.

Rose_Who
08-08-2013, 03:56 PM
I feel slightly disconcerted at the number of people who think that what I'm "wearing" in my profile pic is a real bikini.

34639

Procrasturbator
08-08-2013, 04:21 PM
^Rose_Who: I wish I was surprised, but look at what these guys believe are real orgasms/boobs/hair colors/names/etc. I imagine their view of reality looks a lot like Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

AutumnAmbrosia
08-08-2013, 04:28 PM
So I usually give ten free pics to anyone who tips me over ten gold on SM and I give 20 to the highest tipper.
Some guy comes into my room today and well...this happened:
Funtimes: Hey. How are you today?
Me: Did you read today's topic? (Wherein it describes that I have a sore throat and will only be not typing in Exclusive and Block sessions)
Funtimes: I did. I just had a question, though.
Me: Ask away, hon. (getting annoyed by this point, because this guy's only been in my room a handful of times and is ALWAYS a freeloader)
Funtimes: A couple nights ago i ddin't get the free pics you promised. i wrote it down, I tipped 10g to you.
Me: You have to message me for them or I can't send them to you. I don't remember having done a gold show recently, anyway.
Funtimes: Yes youdid. I tipd 10 gold.
Me: I don't remember you.
(He doesn't say anything. So I start going through EVERY person in my files who have ever tipped me for goldshows, and surprise, surprise, this asshole has NEVER been one of them.)
Me: Yeah, you're not in my payment history, but you can have this:
BAN

The story of asshole customer number 2:
Asshole: Are you Hispanic?
*I laugh* I'm white as can be, sugar.
Asshole: Ah, well I have mostly English and German in my blood.
Me: Oh yeah?
Asshole: Yes. So what about you?
Me: Mostly Irish and then Native American on both sides.
Asshole: Which tribes?
Me: Uh...Menomenee-Cree and Blackfoot.
Asshole: *tips 2 gold and starts role playing* I sneak into the Menomenee-Cree camp as a bandit to find things to steal. I begin filling my pack with goods.
Me: Ooo! Sounds like a fun role play. I'd love to talk more about this in Exclusive.
Asshole: *tard rages* Now, HOLD ON A SECOND. If we were exclusive, I'd demand you talk to only me and strip down for me, but I'm not doing that, am I? I JUST tipped you and I'd be happy to drop more. I am NOT taking you away from your customers!
Me: My companionship and attention is just as valuable as my time in exclusive. I'm glad that you tipped, but I also have other guests to greet and chat with.
Asshole: I am NOT, I repeat, I AM NOT, taking you away from your customers!
Me: Now, if you're going to get irate about this, I will not stand for that. Thank you, sir.
Asshole: I wasn't being rude!
Me: Well you're at least VERY awfully pushy.
Asshole: Well I'm sorry it's just been a hard day and a hard year.
Me: That's fine, my room is a place to relax. Simmer down, hon. :)
Asshole: *Tips 2 more gold* So anyway, you see my stealing, what is your response?
Me: "Well naturally, I wouldn't scream at first because I'd be curious...I'd sneak up behind you in the treeline and then I'd..."
BAN!
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But seriously...do they really think we're all that fucking stupid? Jesus Christ. I need a drink after today!

CanadianRuby
08-08-2013, 04:39 PM
So I usually give ten free pics to anyone who tips me over ten gold on SM and I give 20 to the highest tipper.
Some guy comes into my room today and well...this happened:
Funtimes: Hey. How are you today?
Me: Did you read today's topic? (Wherein it describes that I have a sore throat and will only be not typing in Exclusive and Block sessions)
Funtimes: I did. I just had a question, though.
Me: Ask away, hon. (getting annoyed by this point, because this guy's only been in my room a handful of times and is ALWAYS a freeloader)
Funtimes: A couple nights ago i ddin't get the free pics you promised. i wrote it down, I tipped 10g to you.
Me: You have to message me for them or I can't send them to you. I don't remember having done a gold show recently, anyway.
Funtimes: Yes youdid. I tipd 10 gold.
Me: I don't remember you.
(He doesn't say anything. So I start going through EVERY person in my files who have ever tipped me for goldshows, and surprise, surprise, this asshole has NEVER been one of them.)
Me: Yeah, you're not in my payment history, but you can have this:
BAN

The story of asshole customer number 2:
Asshole: Are you Hispanic?
*I laugh* I'm white as can be, sugar.
Asshole: Ah, well I have mostly English and German in my blood.
Me: Oh yeah?
Asshole: Yes. So what about you?
Me: Mostly Irish and then Native American on both sides.
Asshole: Which tribes?
Me: Uh...Menomenee-Cree and Blackfoot.
Asshole: *tips 2 gold and starts role playing* I sneak into the Menomenee-Cree camp as a bandit to find things to steal. I begin filling my pack with goods.
Me: Ooo! Sounds like a fun role play. I'd love to talk more about this in Exclusive.
Asshole: *tard rages* Now, HOLD ON A SECOND. If we were exclusive, I'd demand you talk to only me and strip down for me, but I'm not doing that, am I? I JUST tipped you and I'd be happy to drop more. I am NOT taking you away from your customers!
Me: My companionship and attention is just as valuable as my time in exclusive. I'm glad that you tipped, but I also have other guests to greet and chat with.
Asshole: I am NOT, I repeat, I AM NOT, taking you away from your customers!
Me: Now, if you're going to get irate about this, I will not stand for that. Thank you, sir.
Asshole: I wasn't being rude!
Me: Well you're at least VERY awfully pushy.
Asshole: Well I'm sorry it's just been a hard day and a hard year.
Me: That's fine, my room is a place to relax. Simmer down, hon. :)
Asshole: *Tips 2 more gold* So anyway, you see my stealing, what is your response?
Me: "Well naturally, I wouldn't scream at first because I'd be curious...I'd sneak up behind you in the treeline and then I'd..."
BAN!
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But seriously...do they really think we're all that fucking stupid? Jesus Christ. I need a drink after today!


What a bunch of ding bats, especially the last one. Like, yeah you were still in your ROOM, but to roleplay for a couple cents your cut....in your room with potential PAYING customers all being forced to watch you be distracted by some nincompoop. Lol.


So fucking entitled. I want to kick them in the jugular.

CanadianRuby
08-08-2013, 06:10 PM
DOUCHE: i really wanna watch it.
DOUCHE: i get paid next week. but i want it now. do u trust me with paying you the rest next week;/
DOUCHE: if not it's ok..but i am a man of my word.&nbsp;
DOUCHE: or if u just give it to me for 8 i will most definitely come back for more and just to talk to you.&lt;3 :)
DOUCHE: i'll even make u dinner! lol:p
Me: well, I will probably just wait until then :P since I only give deals for 3+ video purchases, and it wouldnt be fair if I played favorites :)
DOUCHE: ughhh come on who will know?;/
DOUCHE: please i am dying;[
DOUCHE: i just want to watch ittt i'll do anything;[
DOUCHE: i wanna cum to it REALLY bad. just trust me please, i'll pay the rest asap
DOUCHE: the full 15. just let me watch it for 8 and u will see the other 7 asap:)))
DOUCHE: i am good for it. i work a full time job. its just 7 bucks. i hate begging like i am now lol but it would mean A LOT if u just gave me this chance..;/
Me: well why don't you watch a free porn video then on the internet?
DOUCHE: i hate free porn;/
DOUCHE: it's better connecting first.
DOUCHE: thats all.
DOUCHE: please , i'll be your slave ahaha:)
DOUCHE: i'd much rather give u my last 8 credits then trying to find someone else to help me and wasting a credit every message ;/
DOUCHE ughh;[






.......................:no_way::no_way::no_way:

This kid is begging...to see me naked....in a video I made.....for literally $4 my cut?

Get outta here.

Graceface
08-08-2013, 09:46 PM
Oh that is interesting! I actually have BDD too, but I take Zoloft for it now. Its just a low dose but it was a miracle, iv been on it a year since last may. Thats actually why I was able to start camming, since I got "healthy" again. Mine pertained to my skin on my face, but, I watched a lot of documentaries like that one because I had messes up perceptions of a few different places at times over the years.


Super glad to hear you're doing well with it, I know how hard it can be.

I use cognitive behavioural therapy or (wait for it) CBT. It's massively successful at treating OCD spectrum behaviors. If you are not familiar with it, it's like teaching someone critical thinking skills for their emotional self.

CanadianRuby
08-08-2013, 11:48 PM
I use cognitive behavioural therapy or (wait for it) CBT. It's massively successful at treating OCD spectrum behaviors. If you are not familiar with it, it's like teaching someone critical thinking skills for their emotional self.

Yeah, I learned about it in college actually.....my therapist that I tried to see twice for it told me my schooling made it hard for me to actually work through the process with her because I was too immersed in it at the time because of my college classes (plus I didn't have a very good rapport with her as a therapist besides that). It's hard to be receiving training for something you're supposed to utilize in your future career as a tool to help other people, but then you're supposed to be using it on yourself for your own problems.

Glad to hear it is working for you! ...I think I would have been more successful if I had an actual psychologist work through it with me, rather than some woman that worked in my doctors office part time on occassion. Working through CBT really should be an intense and consistent process in the beginning for sure.....to help stay motivated to do the work involved in the sessions. It would have been nice if THAT worked for me rather than medication, but, really I was just to sick at the time to have motivation to do it.

Rose_Who
08-09-2013, 02:36 PM
I stopped trimming my pubes and changed "pubic hair" from "trimmed" to "hairy." ever since, I get TONS of these:

DicklessBastard: How hairy are you bb?
Me: Oh, I'm growing it out... Why don't you come to private and see for yourself?
DicklessBastard has logged out.

nikki187
08-09-2013, 05:40 PM
Me: singing my songs and waiting for some jerkoff to say something.
Jerk off finally says: marry me you fucking rockstar
Me: lets talk in pvt ;)

Jerk off has logged off.

Rose_Who
08-09-2013, 05:40 PM
ThinksSMisadatingsite- I am from <state> where you from bb?

Me- I'm from the internet.

ThinksSMisadatingsite- Really?

Me- Yep! I'm here, on the internet right now!

ThinksSMisadatingsite- Really?
ThinksSMisadatingsite- REALLY?

Me: Yes.

ThinksSMisadatingsite-Do I even get a time zone?

Me: Well, the thing is, I don't like discussing my location out here in free. Anyone could be listening. You know, you don't have to be logged in to watch a girl's freechat, and those guys don't show up. I just don't want some psycho finding out where I live, you know?

ThinksSMisadatingsite- Wow.

Me: I could tell you in private though!

ThinksSMisadatingsite- I don't think so.

ThinksSMisadatingsite has logged out.

me: Good riddance, you needy bastard.

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I swear I am about to get game of Thrones up in this bitch and start going Ramsey Bolton on these fuckers' ballsacks.

CanadianRuby
08-09-2013, 09:35 PM
Where u live bb?

Bb?

What state bb?

What time is it there bb?

I am asking for no apparent reason at all bb

Graceface
08-09-2013, 09:57 PM
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I swear I am about to get game of Thrones up in this bitch and start going Ramsey Bolton on these fuckers' ballsacks.


:heartbeat

CanadianRuby
08-09-2013, 11:37 PM
I have like..this wicked cold...and I feel like crap.

Someone has spent like, the last half hour trying to get me to do a text "roleplay" where he is my boyfriend, and apparently, I catch him hiding a playboy ...so I force him to masturbate infront of me.

But like...I basically turned him down, because he wanted to give me $10 for 20/mins...so $6 bucks my cut.....

The thought of "roleplaying" in text just makes me anxious...is that weird or am I just thinking this way because I feel crappy?

Like..to TYPE out a roleplay just sounds / feels weird to me. "I caught you...you bad boyfriend...now you must pay...by masturbating infront of me...even though you're my boyfriend....*cough* ".

Granted 6 bucks in my pocket doesn't do shit for me...so maybe my lack of motivation to do this...was because of the lack of $$$???

uhg.

Procrasturbator
08-09-2013, 11:44 PM
^ Maybe you could offer to write him a short erotic story with the same premise? That way you could do it on your own terms and avoid the awkwardness that usually comes with roleplaying, plus you could probably finish it in 5-10 min. Idk if that's possible with MGF but it's a thought.

Sparkly
08-10-2013, 12:32 AM
loser with 0 tokens: I would have tipped the rest of what you needed for your show but then I noticed you wearing black nail polish and I don't like girls in black nail polish.
Me: What a silly excuse not to tip, and it's a dark purple polish not black, fyi (which is true!)
loser with 0 tokens: liar
loser with 0 tokens: if you would have owned it would have tipped
loser with 0 tokens: but my tokens dont go to liars
Me: Yep, and that's a nice stack of them you got too, bet you're saving them for something special *ban*

caseychambers
08-10-2013, 05:58 AM
Dude totally hit me in a sensitive spot tonight. He's in prvt. with me for three minutes and then I whip out my pussy, and he says, '
those r some big pussy lips'. So, I go yes they are, more of me for you to play with. FUCKER LOGS OUT.

I used to have major issues with my body until I realized that I don't have abnormal anatomy, my labia are totally normal and I've had nothing but compliments and pussy worship from my boy/girlfriends. I love my body now, but I totally had 'Nam flash backs over that shit.

Fucking asshole.

Looks like you got good feedback here on this... One more thing to remember is that a lot of the shit these dudes say has nothing to do with reality. Examples:

"Are your tits real?"
I'm a B cup!!!

"You're cut!"
I haven't been to the gym in months.

"You're so tiny and slim."
and
"You're so curvy!"
On the same day.

I have even had a guy talk continuously about how I'm half Japanese when I'm 100% Eastern European Jew. Guys will say whatever and it's all about them most of the time.

Hope you are feeling better since that asshole did that! Fuck him.

CanadianRuby
08-10-2013, 10:30 AM
Looks like you got good feedback here on this... One more thing to remember is that a lot of the shit these dudes say has nothing to do with reality. Examples:

"Are your tits real?"
I'm a B cup!!!

"You're cut!"
I haven't been to the gym in months.

"You're so tiny and slim."
and
"You're so curvy!"
On the same day.

I have even had a guy talk continuously about how I'm half Japanese when I'm 100% Eastern European Jew. Guys will say whatever and it's all about them most of the time.

Hope you are feeling better since that asshole did that! Fuck him.


That is so funny they do that. It's like this freeloader I had the other day. He was trying to trick me into dirty chatting by telling me what he assumed my personality and sex life was like. In this way, if it was HIM telling me this stuff, he assumed he wouldn't have to pay if I was just saying "yes that's right" or "no".

He described me as if I was some shy nerdy girl struggling with my hidden desire to explore my sexuality and I am too shy to be kinky, so I do it on MGF and enact things there I would never do in real life.

In reality, thats not true or accurate at all. There is a lot I won't do on MGF for their viewing pleasure, and I only do for my partner. But, I wasn't stupid so, I didnt fall for his dumb trick by being like "actually no, I have a 4 foot mirror attached to the wall beside my bed and my BF performed anilingus on me last night"....

Haha. Then he'd just leave the chat and go jerk his 3inch freeloading peen to that...hahaha..

PrincessLavender
08-10-2013, 10:42 AM
Idiot: I want to meet you and have some fun.
Me: I don't escort
Idiot: 1000 to meet you.
Me: No
Idiot: 1500
Me: No
Idiot: How much to get you in bed?
Me: Not going to happen.
Idiot: How about we work out a deal where I give you like 700 a week?
Me: No
No
No
And no
Idiot: I have a lot of money
Idiot: I'll even wear a condom

As if my only hang up with meeting a stranger online for sex was the presence of a condom or not. Really? He never even asked where I live. All he knew was that I was in the US.

Bubblegum1235
08-10-2013, 12:56 PM
I hate work on weekends because is when all douchebags in world seems to agree to get in my room all at once.
idiot1: bend over if you want pvt (oh yeah, right the way, im begging for a private)
me: No, I don´t.

Some guest, putting over and over and over for about an hour the same thing "pvt, pvt, pvt, pvt retard, pvt pvt, fssss, sssss, fffuu, pvt, pvt, pvt quasimode, pvt, pvt, fsss, fussss" Obviously banned.

Idiot2: Hey sexy, you´re hot, but I have no money. I want to see your tits, pussy and ass in freechat
Me: Yeah, I want a Ferrari.

Idiot3: Oh you are so hot, and so sweet. I want to go private with you.
Me: Sure :)
Idiot3: Could you show me more before private? I want so teasing before.
Me: *rolling eyes* Whats the point?
Idiot3: Well, the point is...ummm... I want to have some preview before (he is all nights in my room, so he knows perfectly whats he is going to see)
At this point, I swear I would love to make him look like an idiot until he nevers shows up in my room ever again, but someone took me to a long private and when I came back, he wasn´t there anymore.

nikki187
08-10-2013, 01:21 PM
Jack ass: hi, how are u?
Me: I am great, how are u?
Jack ass: I am good too. Do u have a thong on?
Me: Yes I do
Jack ass: Can i c it?
Me: yes for 5 gold
Jack ass: ok well if you show me 1 tit i will take you pvt
Me: ha ha ha it doesn't work like that.

Jack ass has logged off.
I don't get what he was thinking. If I am not going to show you my panties for free why would I show one naked tit. LMAO

Sparkly
08-10-2013, 01:55 PM
Looks like you got good feedback here on this... One more thing to remember is that a lot of the shit these dudes say has nothing to do with reality. Examples:

"Are your tits real?"
I'm a B cup!!!

"You're cut!"
I haven't been to the gym in months.

"You're so tiny and slim."
and
"You're so curvy!"
On the same day.

I have even had a guy talk continuously about how I'm half Japanese when I'm 100% Eastern European Jew. Guys will say whatever and it's all about them most of the time.

Hope you are feeling better since that asshole did that! Fuck him.

This is so true! Last night I had guys in my room asking me if I run and saying I look like I do pilates. I'm a BBW. I don't know if they were all trying to be sarcastic or what, lol. my response was pretty much "Do I look like I run or do pilates or to you?".

qurl
08-10-2013, 05:08 PM
hai bb U collage
nice tits size bb
your boob brazing nice bb
nice nipples fucked bb
muahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sweet hahahahaha very testy
lets go prvt bb ;-)
muahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa very testy your nipples muahaaaaaaaaaa
caman u open your tits
your tits small or big
your tits small or big
your tits small or big
34661

CanadianRuby
08-10-2013, 05:52 PM
Can someone tell me why the FUCK they keep saying the letters BB even though they KNOW models don't like that shit?

Is this just a streamate phenomenon or is it on other cam sites? I only have a customer account with SM, so I don't see it anywhere else.

I'v only been called bb one time on MGF...and he was a freeloader...obviously dense to call me that when my name is clearly listed as SOPHIE at the top of my profile....dur da dur.

LilyAnderson
08-10-2013, 06:07 PM
creepiest guy ever: lily you're SO beautiful, so i have a serious question for you. how much would it cost for you to ship me your shit?

creeped out lily: um, my what?

creepiest guy ever: i'll pay you in tokens or paypal, and i'm willing to give you a whole lot for it!

really creeped out lily: ...my...shit?

creepiest guy ever: yes bb, please? how much?


i don't care if you would give me 1000 dollars for my "shit." i have a little more self respect then that.

VictoriaChaos
08-10-2013, 06:11 PM
Why do they ask us to meet when they know we aren't escorts?

I guess the simple answer to your question is because typing Sophie is much harder than typing bb. It's annoying but I cannot really get mad for someone not wanting to type Alicia or chaos. Some guys do but it's so much work when your jerkin'.

CanadianRuby
08-10-2013, 06:15 PM
Why do they ask us to meet when they know we aren't escorts?

I guess the simple answer to your question is because typing Sophie is much harder than typing bb. It's annoying but I cannot really get mad for someone not wanting to type Alicia or chaos. Some guys do but it's so much work when your jerkin'.
That makes sense. For MGF it's SO different really. Like, since I am not live streaming, guys won't be jerking off unless they are attempting to get free dirty chat out of me....so, they really have no reason to be calling me "bb" if i'm not actually ON cam infront of them. The whole concept of being live vs. being able to go on cam after chatting to them first is so different....

It just seems they do it in excess, though....like, instead of "hi bb" when they come in your room, some guys are like:

"tits bb"
"bend over bb"
"nice botty bb"
"bb can u see wut im typing???"

....see, they do it like...to the *extreme*...haha, that's why I don't get why they keep it up.

VictoriaChaos
08-10-2013, 06:29 PM
That actually is different but I still think it goes back to to busy with cock in hand.

tattooed_fox
08-10-2013, 06:33 PM
Sometimes I read the title of this thread and I want to just say "ALL OF IT"