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Graceface
08-10-2013, 06:34 PM
creepiest guy ever: lily you're SO beautiful, so i have a serious question for you. how much would it cost for you to ship me your shit?

creeped out lily: um, my what?

creepiest guy ever: i'll pay you in tokens or paypal, and i'm willing to give you a whole lot for it!

really creeped out lily: ...my...shit?

creepiest guy ever: yes bb, please? how much?


i don't care if you would give me 1000 dollars for my "shit." i have a little more self respect then that.



Not sure what this says about me, but my first thought was, "And here I am flushing cold hard cash down the toilet like an idiot".

qurl
08-10-2013, 07:11 PM
creepiest guy ever: lily you're SO beautiful, so i have a serious question for you. how much would it cost for you to ship me your shit?

creeped out lily: um, my what?

creepiest guy ever: i'll pay you in tokens or paypal, and i'm willing to give you a whole lot for it!

really creeped out lily: ...my...shit?

creepiest guy ever: yes bb, please? how much?


i don't care if you would give me 1000 dollars for my "shit." i have a little more self respect then that.

If shipping logistics and legalities weren't an issue (which I'm assuming it's super fucking illegal to mail shit), I can't say I'm above accepting an offer such as that in the range of $2,000.

VictoriaChaos
08-10-2013, 07:18 PM
I would have no problem pooping in a box for 2k.

justanothercamgirl
08-10-2013, 07:25 PM
Why do they ask us to meet when they know we aren't escorts?

Well, because some girls do meet and escort through webcamming.

They are a rarity but they do exist.

justanothercamgirl
08-10-2013, 07:30 PM
douchebag: $12.99 a minute? No tits in the world are worth that. Bye bye.
*JAC waves as the guy logs off*

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Funny.....when I was in a 9 minute private yesterday the guy paying that exact rate never once shared the same viewpoint you expressed.

Marina Starr
08-10-2013, 07:37 PM
Maybe the best tits he could ever afford was some socks with rocks? LOL

douchebag: $12.99 a minute? No tits in the world are worth that. Bye bye.
*JAC waves as the guy logs off*

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Funny.....when I was in a 9 minute private yesterday the guy paying that exact rate never once shared the same viewpoint you expressed.

Procrasturbator
08-10-2013, 08:07 PM
That makes sense. For MGF it's SO different really. Like, since I am not live streaming, guys won't be jerking off unless they are attempting to get free dirty chat out of me....so, they really have no reason to be calling me "bb" if i'm not actually ON cam infront of them. The whole concept of being live vs. being able to go on cam after chatting to them first is so different....

It just seems they do it in excess, though....like, instead of "hi bb" when they come in your room, some guys are like:

"tits bb"
"bend over bb"
"nice botty bb"
"bb can u see wut im typing???"

....see, they do it like...to the *extreme*...haha, that's why I don't get why they keep it up.

Gahhh this drives me nuts. If you replaced every bb with baby it would sound so weird and forced! I can't even relate the two anymore, bb reads as "beebee" in my head. Pretty sure they think it's "open sesame" for free pussy.

LilyAnderson
08-10-2013, 08:10 PM
there ARE escorts on streamate and MFC, generally someone might have found an escort off of the site and now they're influenced that everyone on the site IS an escort.

VictoriaChaos
08-11-2013, 07:18 AM
Well, because some girls do meet and escort through webcamming.

They are a rarity but they do exist.

Really? O.o
That just screams dangerous to me.

Marina Starr
08-11-2013, 07:20 AM
It's call living life on the edge!

Really? O.o
That just screams dangerous to me.

VictoriaChaos
08-11-2013, 07:25 AM
I guess my edge lies with miles of cyber space between us.
As far as sleeping with people for money, I've thought about it and the farthest I would go is porn.
I'm not gonna lie, the thrill of being an escort is appealing to me, as is the slight danger but I just couldn't do it.
watchwigs.com has a great show about an escort though. I'll just live vicariously though her.
More power to those girls that can. They sure have my respect.

Marina Starr
08-11-2013, 07:27 AM
And that's okay too! I don't have it in me either :)

I guess my edge lies with miles of cyber space between us.

Vlodina
08-11-2013, 07:41 AM
I don't have it in me either :)

Literally! :P

justanothercamgirl
08-11-2013, 07:51 AM
Really? O.o
That just screams dangerous to me.

Camming holds its own risks as well. I've personally been stalked. It isn't a good time. :/

CanadianRuby
08-11-2013, 12:07 PM
I got an email in my inbox this morning.

Guess how many characters it is? The email is 10,110 characters long.

It is composed, of a guy just telling me how great of a person he is, how friendly...and how we're going to become best internet friends.

:eye-poppi How the heck am I going to be able to write back and address everything he wrote in this thing.

VictoriaChaos
08-11-2013, 12:37 PM
Wait, what?
Did he mention if he had a job?
That sounds like a lot of time and effort into something you may or may not get a response to.

nikki187
08-11-2013, 02:11 PM
Jack ass: hey show me your boobs or hand bra then we go pvt
Me: no you have to go pvt. it doesn't work that way
Jack ass: i know how the site works. i have been here for 10 years and been a model for nine
Me: lol. i mean my room doesn't work that way jack ass
Jack ass: well good luck you are gonna need it.
Me: lmao. go tell that to all the guys that take me pvt without asking for free shit.

Jack ass left.

Glamourmilf
08-11-2013, 03:48 PM
Dude: "You Look so Disney." (Immediate block)
I'm not sure what Disney means_:-\_A Disney Princess, I'll take, A Disney character, maybe not so good:noidea:

Rosexxxx
08-11-2013, 04:09 PM
This guy in sm free chat says Can you see my cam bb? I am like no you have to take me private to do that.

nikki187
08-11-2013, 04:17 PM
This guy in sm free chat says Can you see my cam bb? I am like no you have to take me private to do that. I had a guy come into sm chat once when I had been up all night. He said can you see me. I just laughed so hard because I had been up all night and when I am really tired I get all giggly. He said why are laughing at me, I am new here. I was like I am sorry and still couldn't stop laughing. I think he got mad and left. LOL oh well.

roast
08-11-2013, 04:45 PM
I wish Id saved this but I look away from my screen for maybe 30 seconds. I look back and, all from one dude in one big flood:

Hi, hru
u so sexy bb
Im new here
Bend over knees together then pvt
Tomorrow is my birthday
Handbra pls then pvt
u so sexy, can I call u
Im a marine
talk
do a goldshow
Im new how does this work bb
hi bb, hru sexy
10 gold after handbra then pvt, Im good for it
how much is pvt
YOU IGNORING ME
bitch
-logged off-

I finally look back at my screen

0________________o


lol like he just had a seizure and vomited everything on Streamate's freeloader hivemind in one furious 30second flood without catching a breath

Graceface
08-11-2013, 04:45 PM
Jack ass: hey show me your boobs or hand bra then we go pvt
Me: no you have to go pvt. it doesn't work that way
Jack ass: i know how the site works. i have been here for 10 years and been a model for nine
Me: lol. i mean my room doesn't work that way jack ass
Jack ass: well good luck you are gonna need it.
Me: lmao. go tell that to all the guys that take me pvt without asking for free shit.

Jack ass left.


Someone please explain to me why other models feel the need to go into your room and communicate with you - generally in a hateful way. If I want to watch another model's hustle, I keep my mouth shut and put in for her show/tip her.

nikki187
08-11-2013, 04:54 PM
Someone please explain to me why other models feel the need to go into your room and communicate with you - generally in a hateful way. If I want to watch another model's hustle, I keep my mouth shut and put in for her show/tip her. I was thinking maybe it wasn't a model possibly.
I had another one on sm today that was just talking to me and then said I can send you some pics. I said I will look at them for 5 gold. She said really wow I don't make my fans do that. I was well most of the time it is just dick pics of guys who don't want to pay anyways so they really aren't fans. Idk why, if she really was a model, she would want to send me pics.

justanothercamgirl
08-11-2013, 05:29 PM
I was thinking maybe it wasn't a model possibly.
I had another one on sm today that was just talking to me and then said I can send you some pics. I said I will look at them for 5 gold. She said really wow I don't make my fans do that. I was well most of the time it is just dick pics of guys who don't want to pay anyways so they really aren't fans. Idk why, if she really was a model, she would want to send me pics.

I have to agree. If a model wanted to be all on the hatin', that is a truly odd way to go about it.

They could of meant that they were a male model?

CanadianRuby
08-11-2013, 05:36 PM
I have had guys come to me on MGF claiming to be models on other cam sites (I don't know if it's true or not).

For a male models seeking a cam show....they are cheap motherfuckers if THEY have to buy a show from ME it seems -_- Wanting deals or discounts because they're apparently a "model too".

Procrasturbator
08-11-2013, 05:44 PM
^ nikki187: IA, in my head everyone in my room is male until proven otherwise. This has happened exactly once (c2c) and it fucking FLOORED me. Guys lie about shit that there's no reason to lie about. If they're dumb enough to think being a woman/model will get them free goods, of course they're going to try that!

Most of the time women would never say the dumb things they say anyway. And even if they did, how would it profit the model to give a "girl" freebies?

Procrasturbator
08-11-2013, 06:00 PM
I have had guys come to me on MGF claiming to be models on other cam sites (I don't know if it's true or not).

For a male models seeking a cam show....they are cheap motherfuckers if THEY have to buy a show from ME it seems -_- Wanting deals or discounts because they're apparently a "model too".

Lmao, haven't gotten this yet but that's so stupid it's almost endearing. Bless their hearts.

Idk I assumed male models at least would have some grasp on reality (since their customer base is still overwhelming male and overwhelmingly annoying) but once again I've underestimated men's childlike optimism. Even faced with irrefutable evidence and personal experience, they still think that the women they want to see naked really want to see them naked too, and will in essence pay for it. D'awww.

CanadianRuby
08-11-2013, 06:08 PM
littledickedloser: I dont know if you even charged me thtat first day
SkinnyMini: charged you?
littledickedloser: I think your first time you watched me i think it was free
SkinnyMini: Why do you think that?
littledickedloser: cuz I just remember it that way
SkinnyMini: You mean I just watched you?
littledickedloser: yes
SkinnyMini: Well I don't think I have ever just watched a guy on cam without me being on there too.
littledickedloser: yeah you did too
Skinny Mini: Well why would you have let me cam for free without paying me if you know all of this then?
littledickedloser: i am just saying in the begining you were just new and didnt know as much either
SkinnyMini: Well, you knew better - So, why would you have not contributed for the show despite me being naive?
littledickedloser: I was only on for a few weeks myself
SkinnyMini: Bhaha....you have been a member since Dec. 09. 2012
littledickedloser: yeah, that was like 6 months ago dear
SkinnyMini: We didn't cam 6 months ago
littledickedloser: it was a long time ago
SkinnyMini: I have been here 3 months. I joined in April. So, technically you were a patron of the site for 5 months before you even met me.
SkinnyMini: So, you would have "known better" if I offered to do a cam show with you but I forgot to charge you for it
littledickedloser: wlel ok, but i wasnt on much back then
littledickedloser: and I dont know.  maybe you wanted to experience the video for the first time and just wanted to see it
SkinnyMini: Uh. No.
SkinnyMini: I wouldn't ever cam for free.
littledickedloser: well dont know what to say
SkinnyMini: So why are you bringing this up and being an asshole?



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Okay, the back story on this asshole. I have done two cam shows with him, each $20 for 10 minutes. He constantly sends me live chats and is basically a freeloader now and a leech for my attention.

We were having a discussion about how MGF has been missing me off lately with the girls have dirty cheap prices which makes us all lower our prices.

This asshole, as you can see from up there^ starts trying to basically tell me I was "cheap" because I didn't charge him for a cam show when I was a newbie. According to him, I didn't know any better and was naive, and he allowed me to accidentally NOT charge him for the cam show, but he never told me I didn't charge him, so he just didn't say anything about it.

((I did charge him, he's just a fucking idiot)).

Anyways, we started arguing and I called him an asshole and said he was being a prick because he is basically TELLING ME he "tricked" me into camming with him by not telling me I didn't charge him......he's all like "well that's your opinion i'm not an asshole wah wah wah".


FUCK YOU. Motherfucker.

Ps. He has a tiny peen.

Edit: If a dude tries to tell a cam girl that he tricked her into doing a 'free' cam show and he didn't say anything about it to her at the time because hse was naive....then he tells her about it after to piss her off and get her angry....then he is a fucking ASSHOLE.

Procrasturbator
08-11-2013, 07:38 PM
SkinnyMini: Bhaha....you have been a member since Dec. 09. 2012
littledickedloser: yeah, that was like 6 months ago dear

dear

dear

dear

Hope a fucking piano falls on him. Condescending little prick.

Sidenote: Lol you know you've been a camgirl too long when you assume "littledickedloser" is his chosen name. SPH has become such a non-event that what struck me as odd was you adding that he had a tiny peen in your commentary.

CanadianRuby
08-11-2013, 08:03 PM
dear

dear

dear

Hope a fucking piano falls on him. Condescending little prick.

Sidenote: Lol you know you've been a camgirl too long when you assume "littledickedloser" is his chosen name. SPH has become such a non-event that what struck me as odd was you adding that he had a tiny peen in your commentary.

Hahaha yeah I thought that as I was writing the fake username for him lmao.

Yeah he was SO condescending...drives me crazy how regulars can give you a couple bucks and they expect all kinds of shit for free after and if they treat you like shit you should just "take it".

I'm contemplating unblocking him and leaving a bad review on his page to warn other models, but of course he'll just retaliate.

Rose_Who
08-11-2013, 08:23 PM
drives me crazy how regulars can give you a couple bucks and they expect all kinds of shit for free after and if they treat you like shit you should just "take it".

ugh, I know... I have a few "regular" pains in my ass that I mentally refer to as the "gold show heroes." They've bought into one or two goldshows on SM, maybe tipped a random gold here or there, but not a one has paid more than MAYBE $10 TO THE SITE, nevermind my cut of that... But they act like that entitles them to hang out in my freechat all day and act like assholes. It's getting to the point where I almost want to block everyone who buys into one as soon as its over.

For the most part, I just don't do them, but sometimes, when it's slow, I figure, I'd rather make SOMETHING than nothing, and a goldshow happens.

VictoriaChaos
08-12-2013, 08:45 AM
So I've been off for a few days.
I've literally been on five minutes and I get taken private.
The first thing he says within two seconds "open tht ass bb"
Oh boy, did I sure miss my job.

VictoriaChaos
08-12-2013, 09:40 AM
So when I started a month ago I got a guy who I did one show for. Since than he's come into my chat various times, never bought another show but will constantly profess his love for me and what not. I let it go for awhile. The other night I was about to log off and he came in, I mentioned I was leaving and he said he'd catch me another time. He came in this morning and talks to me like I'm his girlfriend. So a guy asked me if I've ever been with a white guy. My reply is normally mundane, not too dirty but since it's usually white guys asking I mention how I've pretty much only been with white guys.

PantyStalker: OMG I"M WHITE SO I HAVE A CHANCE HEHEHE!

I start talking to another guy who oddly enough ends up being a freeloader wanting to go private for handbra. (fucking dumb)

As I'm blocking the handbra dude;
PantyStalker: I HAVE TO ADMITT I DREAM OF U AND NIBBLING ON UR CLIT

It takes a lot to creep me out but I won't lie, that gave me the chills.
Needless to say, I smashed them all with my banhammer.
Fucktards, all of them.
You know those buses that take seniors to casino's? I imagine one of those filled with horny freeloading bastards roaming free chat on SM. Yeah, it stopped at my room at let everyone out. Nice way to start the week...

ChopperM
08-12-2013, 09:58 AM
On MGF:

guy who chats me all the time but occasionally buys stuff so I haven't blocked him: what are you wearing?
cheeky Chopper who loves deflecting guys who try to get free dirty chat: why?

omg and it continues:

him: curious lol
him: sorry should i not ask?
ChopperM: yes, because i always wear sexy things, but i don't discuss anything sexy for free ;)
him: im thinking of camming
him: was curious how sexy you were looking ;)

ugh i hate mgf

VictoriaChaos
08-12-2013, 10:10 AM
DirtyTalkz4Freez: Hell Young and Sexy How are you?

Fed Up Me: I'm doing great hun, how are you?

DirtyTalkz4Freez: Hard
Dick head is wet.....and throbbing
8' ...thcke and Black....

Fed up Me: *Totally knows where this is going*

DirtyTalkz4Freez: I'd like to suck your tittys as you ride me....

Fed up Me: *Evil Smirk* And I'd love to ban you and you know what, that's just what I'm gonna do.

BAN! FUCK YOU. I'm done. Honestly, I feel like I need a shower after all this...

Vlodina
08-12-2013, 10:30 AM
Dude during goldshow countdown who hadn't pledged: "Your tits look like a 9 year old's"
Me: sigh... is that the best you can do?
*bans while laughing*

Ok, they are not huge, but does he know a lot of nine year olds with 32c tits?

Graceface
08-12-2013, 10:50 AM
Dude during goldshow countdown who hadn't pledged: "Your tits look like a 9 year old's"
Me: sigh... is that the best you can do?
*bans while laughing*

Ok, they are not huge, but does he know a lot of nine year olds with 32c tits?

"Your cock looks like a nine years olds" ....burn!

ChopperM
08-12-2013, 11:31 AM
SM broke ass: do you cream
whats the secret
i'm just getting to know you

Oh ok, I understand. These are good tips for me since I'm starting college in a few weeks and I'm hoping to meet some new friends. The perfect ice breaker! Hi nice to meet you, do you cream?

(side note, wtf does he even mean by cream)

CanadianRuby
08-12-2013, 03:27 PM
On MGF:

guy who chats me all the time but occasionally buys stuff so I haven't blocked him: what are you wearing?
cheeky Chopper who loves deflecting guys who try to get free dirty chat: why?

omg and it continues:

him: curious lol
him: sorry should i not ask?
ChopperM: yes, because i always wear sexy things, but i don't discuss anything sexy for free ;)
him: im thinking of camming
him: was curious how sexy you were looking ;)

ugh i hate mgf


Can you PM me his username? I HATE when guys try and get free dirty chat by asking stupid fake questions to get you to fall into their trick lol.

ChopperM
08-12-2013, 03:31 PM
^ I put his name in the MGF verified group :)

CanadianRuby
08-12-2013, 03:35 PM
^ I put his name in the MGF verified group :)

Ty bb!!

Yeah THAT guy is why I don't deal with dudes under 23 on MGF. Pretty sure he was one of the first I blocked. Ill have to check my chat log and see what stupidity he spewed.

Freeeee loaderrrrrrr

ChopperM
08-12-2013, 03:41 PM
Haha no way! That's hilarious. Yeah the amount of annoyance he's caused me is not worth the measly $45 (like 30 bucks my cut) he's spent on me in the MONTHS that I've known him. Would not recommend

CanadianRuby
08-12-2013, 03:47 PM
Haha no way! That's hilarious. Yeah the amount of annoyance he's caused me is not worth the measly $45 (like 30 bucks my cut) he's spent on me in the MONTHS that I've known him. Would not recommend


He gave me exactly $0.

The chat log consists of him saying things like;

"your man is so lucky to have you"
"I gave my last credit to a girl I haven't talked to for a long time"
"I only have 10 credits and you are worth much more than that"
"what do you like to do in cam show"

And he asked me if the sex with my bf was good.


Oh andtold me a lot about his hard on.



Ewwww looooozer

chloemay
08-12-2013, 05:10 PM
Dude: "You Look so Disney." (Immediate block)
I'm not sure what Disney means_:-\_A Disney Princess, I'll take, A Disney character, maybe not so good:noidea:

Aiming for Disney Villian myself, esp with some of these fucktards. I already complained in the diary thread :-)

Sunnylexie
08-12-2013, 11:03 PM
Wait, what?
Did he mention if he had a job?
That sounds like a lot of time and effort into something you may or may not get a response to.
Writing once and copypasting to everyone - not a big deal to get some blackmailing material.

Bubblegum1235
08-13-2013, 02:05 AM
This guy, after 15 minutes trying to get free stuff: "I like you, and I want to get to know you better and have conversations, but not here because I donīt like to pay for women like if they were objects, I respect them too much. Can I have your skype?"

Snowy0Star
08-13-2013, 02:09 AM
Broke Smoke Fetish Man in free chat "you are smoking right now?"
ME - no
BSFM - has logged off
um yeah dude let me just puff away at my hooka so you can off for free on my cute DSL no.....

Vlodina
08-13-2013, 02:19 AM
Some guy in freechat who I'd never seen before asked for a goldshow. I told him I wouldn't be doing one (I don't do them much, plus it was quiet) because there weren't enough guys to pledge at that time. He told me he'd put the whole lot in. I remarked that it would be more sensible for him to go priv/excl with me, as it would be the same money for him, and there wouldn't be other guys chipping in the minimum and joining the show too. At that point I got taken exclusive by someone else.
But jeez, making promises like that at the hope of getting to see me prancing around and fisting my ass in freechat in the hope of getting a gold show happening. He'd be so lucky.

VictoriaChaos
08-13-2013, 08:10 AM
This guy, after 15 minutes trying to get free stuff: "I like you, and I want to get to know you better and have conversations, but not here because I donīt like to pay for women like if they were objects, I respect them too much. Can I have your skype?"

What he really meant: I'm far to entitled to pay for woman even though that's the only way I could ever get one to touch me.
What a fucking loser.
"I respect woman so much I only want to view them with clothes off."
I fucking hate when they come in preaching about respect. You respect your mother because your live in her goddamn basement.
God, again, the things I would say to these people if I didn't have a heart.

Rose_Who
08-13-2013, 04:52 PM
"Be right back" or "be back later" or "I added you to my favorites... I'll come back some other time."


NO.
Camsites are like horror movies.... When someone says "I'll be right back," it's pretty much a guarantee that you will NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN.