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MissEmveepee
08-13-2013, 08:38 PM
Not technically on cam, but I've only been on MGF for 2 days and I've already found some super douchey profiles from some of the guys. I think my favorite was the guy who listed his Myers-Briggs personality type and all the authors he's ever read, with added notes about how romance novels are "trashy" and he liked George RR Martin "(before it was popular)". Good for you? :headache: I already want to change my cam persona from bubbly and sweet to bitchy.

CanadianRuby
08-13-2013, 09:03 PM
Not technically on cam, but I've only been on MGF for 2 days and I've already found some super douchey profiles from some of the guys. I think my favorite was the guy who listed his Myers-Briggs personality type and all the authors he's ever read, with added notes about how romance novels are "trashy" and he liked George RR Martin "(before it was popular)". Good for you? :headache: I already want to change my cam persona from bubbly and sweet to bitchy.

I was thinking today about how my eyes glaze over and roll into the back of my head as I am reading guys' profiles and they list stupid shit no one cares about:

Favorite movies: BLAH BLAH BLAH.... BLAPPITY BLAH BLAH BLAHH
Favorite books: JKSFHAFOKHAEKOGHEHOBGIE NKSGNEOPIG;HA MOPASNJGAOPG
Favorite TV shows: .................................................. ..........
Favorite TV MOVIES NO ONE SAW: .................................................. ..derp ...............................
Favorite music: jsfffffffffosjfosjfsojfs
Favorite bands / singers: sfjowahfowahf kasfnapwog



*me not caring*

Sunnylexie
08-13-2013, 09:13 PM
Idiot: i want cum on your feet and heels when you show your feetjob bb ;-)
Me: i do have heels *pick them up and show*
what color do you prefer - black or red?
Idiot: yeah
red
can u show me? ;-)
Me: show you what?)
Idiot: your feetjob bb ;-)
Me: mmm, but i thought you were supposed to pay for it?;)
Idiot leaves.

Aww, how could I forget pussy unrelated services were free.

CanadianRuby
08-13-2013, 09:23 PM
....................: maybe its the difference in a small town but you don't get a lot of horn honiking cat calling around here... though I did have a 15 yr old check me out in the lower area today ... kind of freaked me out
SkinnyMini: Lol...a 15 year old girl?
................: pretty sure she wasn't much older than that ... but you could kind of tell she was looking for the attention
................: and some jerk will probable give to her ...but NOT ME
SkinnyMini: what do you mean she was looking for attention? You mean for you to go over and talk to her?
..........: Maybe more the body language
SkinnyMini: Can't think of too many 15 yr olds that act that way 
.........: Its a small town
SkinnyMini: what so they're bored? lol
.........: actually yes
SkinnyMini: Don't 15 year olds usually seek out other teenagers for that?
.........: I always thought so
SkinnyMini: How old are you?
............: 44


:tapedshut I wanted to tell him he is actually very unnattractive and no 15 yr old in her right mind would "check him out".....but......:-X

Vlodina
08-14-2013, 12:33 AM
This may be a lost in translation thing, but I'm not sure, and I thought it was pretty funny.

I had this guy in freechat on SM, talking to me in Italian. OK, my Italian is terrible, and I certainly can't speak it, but I was confident that I was correctly translating what he was saying (for the benefit of other guys). Anyway, he asked me how I am, what my name is, how much for feet, and that he wanting to "give it" to me. I was translating aloud and replying in English. Then he seemed to get the hint either that he should be using English or that my Italian sucked, and he asked me (in English this time!) if I cook!

I told him, yes I cook, I clean, and I ride dick like a motherfucker.

He left, but the rest LOL ed. Not sure why he left, I think cleaning and fucking are also important qualities. :P

RaeRae
08-14-2013, 01:55 AM
This is all in 10 token ninja tip notes from a guy who has been in my room a handful of times, but always quiet. For those who don’t know, I’m a BBW with C cup breasts for context.


Moronic Prickzoid Ass: OMG look at you sexy fatty....sexy little tits but the PERFECT big ole belly and that roll and cleft...oh my god that boy is a lucky man to have that fatty cunt for himself!!

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: well, the point was and is...that you're a fatty and OMG i fcuking love FATTIES, i mean not just a little, but like out of control, and you're completely cool with that, and for that..i love ya!

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: i don't want a damn thing, you're fucking fat, you own that, and i love that, so, i'm just the guy sitting back quietly, and from here on out anonymously,... just loving you for being a fat little hotty ass, god bless you and those small tits and big

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: see, god bless the fatty slut that loves her pussy and wants everyone to love it back...why can't we get a revolution after all...god bless you fucking fat crazy sluts

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: see, who wouldn't love a naughty little fuck whore that loved to show off her body...god, i'd be the WORST for a girl like you that loved her body out there for others to enjoy!

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: please do say that not only you embrace the hottie fattie mantle, but that you could own the slut moniker too? i mean really for fuck sake, could anyone ever want you to just be with only one guy?

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: so...what, was that a yes, that you can own the whore in you...that you can be perfectly happy as a slut and a princess?? i never heard? (don't say my name, is just about you!)

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: so...all in all...you could LOVE a man that wanted to freaking adore you above alll, but at the same time wanted to watch you be the biggest little dirty slut ever, spreading and fucking and being naughty?? (can you leave him??

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: at heart, i KNOW you're a little fuck whore, that IS the most perfect thing about you....you're fucking whore, god, can you send some whore friends to me??? ---

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: so let's review, i'm a fit, active, kind of attractive man, for the PERFECT lover, i want a very big, soft, sexy, dirty, flabby little naughty whore that loves to spread her whore pussy and fuck...REALLY?? i cant find this??? fuck off

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: but i want a dirty fuck whore that wants to get lots and lots of cock...that fucking makes me perfect, seriously i love fucking whores

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: i swear to god, you're a sexy as fuck fat bitch and that is beyond what i could ever hope to have, but in my dreams i'd have a fatty that wanted more cock than she could count..you suck

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: i just want you to be a whore, i don/t really care if the nerd channel changes top guns (am a bad that i want to focus on what a whore you want to be?)

*This is while PMing me about banning my two best regulars who decided to play pay 10 tokens to Exterminate the Obnoxious Asshole Basics (Both are in my top 5 tipping members of all time) and saying I’m not a real whore because I won’t betray my marriage vows for the sake of random stranger sex*

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: you have those perfect amazing...i'm a fat gir., but i have littel titties kind of titties....so yeah.....good whore, good whore, -- see, you're what you are, without all the other bullshit...that is why i think i love you


*after I tell another guy I won’t do anything with scat, including inserting a buttplug without cleaning up my ass first because I know he’ll ask me to pull it out so he can see the shit*


Moronic Prickzoid Ass: so if we tip you to watch you expel the dirty ass enema, then you'll have the conversation? so if we love the thought of watching you expel, but not wanting that ON us, we'd be fucking crazy?

*BANHAMMER*

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: you realize you don't know what you gave away, to get those 2....i'm sure they are great, but you might have run off 3 guys that would have replaced them...anyway...i was never rude to YOU...so thanks for the ban, sorry i tipped you

Moronic Prickzoid Ass: doesn't it seem a shame you couldn't just go, hey guys, chill out, you're messing with someone new, i know you love me, but just don't be rude...? oh well, we shall never know i suppose...i guess i was really rude to YOU and super awful to YOU to ma



*screams* If it wouldn’t have been so slow and in ninja tips, I would have banned him almost immediately, but Christ almighty, what the fuck is wrong with these losers. I want to now join verified just to blast him by name. Anyone who says this is easy money needs a mother fucking wake up call. The fact I banned him without screaming to the whole world that I want to go on a castration/murder spree is amazing.

Bubblegum1235
08-14-2013, 05:37 AM
Ill try to translate it right, because he speaked spanish. So, this guy gots in and start the typical "how r u, whats ur name, how old are you, where are you from, really? I have to go there next week!! So awesome"
Me-no-entender: You are so hot, you have beatiful eyes, I want to kiss you, and make love to you. I want to touch your hair, and bla, bla, bla, bla...
Me: Oh, Im horny too, wanna play?
Me-no-entender: Yeah baby, of course I want, I´ll be in your town next week, we can meet to, you know.
Me: *Rolling eyes* I don´t do "real".
Me-no-entender: Oh I understand, but I wouldn´t be hiring you, we could have sex as friends. You would spend a great time with me.
Me: I´m sorry, you aren´t in the right place. This website is not for looking for friends to have sex.
Me-no-entender: Oh, really, I thought it work that way. And what it is for? I wasn´t explained when I registered in. (In Livejasmin, you have to buy credits when you sign up, so he obviously know what was he doing)
Me: I know you know, but its for videochat.
Me-no-entender: Oh, thats a shame, I preffer real sex.
Me: Ok, this is not a social network.
Me-no-entender: Are you sure? Oh what a same, I will be in your town next week, you would have an awesome time with me.
Me: This is not a social network.
Me-no-entender: Oh, I see, so show me your body then.
Me: What for?
Me-no-entender: To make me horny, bb.
Me: Why would I make you horny?
Me-no-entender: Uh, uh...I don´t understand then.
Grrrrrrrrrr! I know I shouldn´t waste so much time discussing with this asshole, but I couldn´t help it!!!

VictoriaChaos
08-14-2013, 05:52 AM
This is all in 10 token ninja tip notes from a guy who has been in my room a handful of times, but always quiet. For those who don’t know, I’m a BBW with C cup breasts for context.

Honestly, I think I lost some brain cells reading that.
Not sure how to resisted the urge to throw your computer against the wall.
You are a stronger woman than I.

ChopperM
08-14-2013, 07:21 AM
Moronic Prickzoid Ass: so let's review, i'm a fit, active, kind of attractive man, for the PERFECT lover

I HATE when guys assume that we're going to jump all over their dick if they tell us that they're "fit and attractive". Why do they all assume that we are even into "conventionally" attractive men? Seriously I always get guys telling me that they're "young, fit, muscular, and good looking" so I should give them a discount or special treatment. I'd rather have an older, bearded guy with tattoos and a beer belly any day. Worst part is they're probably lying about being "fit and attractive". It does nothing for me.

VictoriaChaos
08-14-2013, 08:25 AM
^ I love how they just expect us to believe them.
Because if you had a huge beer belly and man boobs you would tell us, right?
Yeah....Right.

ChopperM
08-14-2013, 08:50 AM
Sometimes I feel bad about self image issues among men :(
It's not a very highly addressed topic in society, but since I've been a cam girl I've realized that so many of these guys are very insecure and have body image issues.
Sometimes I rant to my room about how I'd prefer an average dick to a "15 inch dick". They all seem so relieved. I want to start a movement so guys stop lying about their dick size thinking that we all want to be fucked with dicks the size of elephant trunks

zivlet
08-14-2013, 09:44 AM
http://smallcockrocks.tumblr.com/

justanothercamgirl
08-14-2013, 09:50 AM
He left, but the rest LOL ed. Not sure why he left, I think cleaning and fucking are also important qualities. :P

Hell, I'd marry you based on those two qualities alone. ;)

CanadianRuby
08-14-2013, 10:40 AM
I am about to bestow upon you ladies, the king of the pee-brained dick head profiles that grace us with our presence on the MGF. From his profile, I am assuming his assholeishness pissed a lady off and she sent the message to him at the bottom of his profile, obviously resulting in him going to his profile and literally puking stupidity everywhere and having a little kid temper tantrum.

"RANT: Apparently you girls think that the guys on here are completely desperate for any attention at all. Not that case here. I'm here to enjoy myself, and see something I might not otherwise see.

Yes, I can tell your boobs are real, just like I can tell that huge stomach is real, too. No, I don't want to see them. Not all boobs are good boobs. Don't believe what a guy tells you when he's got his cock in his hand. I had a girl on here telling me that she read my profile, that she has fake tits, and that they are "perfect". No, dear. They're not... by definition that they are artificial. OK... me & you go on a date... I hand you a single red rose that I say is "perfect"... artificial? Yes... made of silk? Fuck no... NYLON... but I sprayed some of my grandma's rose perfume on it. Is it perfect???? NO! Would you rather have a fake rose from me, or an early spring rose that I grew in my personal garden?

I like a girl who is unique. Give me a choice between a girl who is covered in tattoos and one who isn't, I'd take the one who isn't. Doesn't make you a bad person if you're tattooed or pierced... sure, you might be some tasty eye candy still... but my eyes think that bare skin with natural tone (not fake tanned or sun baked to a crisp), and naturally free-hanging breasts are more tasty.

Do you get turned on by anything I've bought? My car or truck? The stereos I put in them? Any of my guitars? - If I was turned on by things that could be purchased, I would marry a girl with small boobs, who happens to be much prettier than YOU, and buy her some fake tits.

HONESTLY... it's funny what girls think guys think is hot.

And REMEMBER girls... you're here for me. NOT the other way around.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'm a big fuckin' stud and pretty much every girl likes me... pretty much! And if a girl doesn't like me, well then she's obviously a lesbian!!!


Without a Pretty Face, nothing else matters. Breasts can be bought, meat curtains can be surgically trimmed and cauterized with a laser to your liking, and fat can be sucked out... but money can't buy you a pretty face (whether you believe that, or not). I, for one, am more interested in what you were born with rather than what you've bought with your money.

I like Vagina (my personal favorite... I consider it a MUST-HAVE). I like a shaved girl... I like a well-trimmed girl... Basically, I like a girl who has the same personal preferences for herself that I have for myself. I keep my shit neat... I keep my shit under control.

Breasts (somewhere between A-cup and D-cup will do fine). Bigger does not = better. Natural is preferred, especially on a younger woman. Too many girls sacrifice their beautiful natural shape for a larger size. EXCEPTIONS - Older women who have had kids and would like a little touch-up. I have no problem with this... just as long as she doesn't go more than one natural size bigger.

And a shapely Booty :) Bigger does not = better. My grandma has a big ass - and I don't wanna fuck it. Dig? As long as a girl has a nice shape, she's all-good regardless of assial size. But what about Kim Kardashi-terrorist, you say? Have you actually SEEN her ass? That thing is BIG, and nasty. She got grandma ass. Sure, a tight pair of jeans will hold everything in place and give it all a nice shape... just like a nice bra will smooth over a pair of 60 year old orangutan titties and keep them in their place.

Tattoos & Piercings - I have none, and I don't really care whether you do or not. They don't "do" anything for me. I don't think you're sexy, a bad-ass, or super-cool because you have tattoos or piercings. No guy has ever said - "Yeah dude, she's a cutie... but she'd be fuckin' sexy if she was covered in tattoos."

I'm not impressed by mediocre-faced girls who rely on their artificially enlarged breasts to gain attention.

And so I'm not just hating on fake boobs... this one goes out to the members of SAG (no, not the Screen Actor's Guild) who say to me "My boobies are all natural! Wanna see??" --- Yes, they look natural. No, I don't wanna see hahaha



Don't you love it when a bitch thinks she gets the last word in... but really, you don't give a fuck? LOL

Miss "I like my tits better after I had kids (cuz I got implants!)"

Your fake tits can suck my real dick. Everyone knows that NO ONE would talk to you if you didn't buy yourself some tits... good thing you got those saggy-ass tits re-inflated!

Glad I didn't waste a single paid message on this CUNT.

*blocked*

TigOlBittyz:

Date: Wed Sep 19 06:30:33 PM PDT

Subject: good thing
"you never saw me BEFORE i had kids. mr i like your body before too. glad we agree on something, lol.

have a good night asshole ;)"

LOL "

CanadianRuby
08-14-2013, 11:02 AM
Hi - how are you?

I love you're profile - you're gorgeous!!

Do you mind if I ask (roughly) where you live? Do you go to school? Do you have a job (other than this)? Sorry...I kind of like to chat and would love to get to know you better...

Are you studying pyschology? I'm very interested in psychology/human behavior too...its mildly related to what I do (invest in the stock market) but I just think its interesting in general.

Thanks!

Greg



Hi there Greg!

Sure I love answering questions. I live in Canada, British Columbia, Vancouver at 1234 East Street, apt. 000. My first elementry school was St. Cathrines of the lake, and, my JR. High was Eastwood Jr high, and my highschool was L.E High! Feel free to google any of those schools and potentially request any background information you need. OH by the way I graduated in 2005, just incase you want to find out my potential graduating class! YES, I go to school, My college is Y.AR.A.STLKR community college, and, OF COURSE I have a job because camming isn't like a legit job or anything!

ALL OF THIS INFORMATION IS REQUIRED FOR YOU TO GET TO KNOW ME BETTER? RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME BETTER? :beat:

IsobelWren
08-14-2013, 11:24 AM
This guy, after 15 minutes trying to get free stuff: "I like you, and I want to get to know you better and have conversations, but not here because I don´t like to pay for women like if they were objects, I respect them too much. Can I have your skype?"

yup. Assholes. This is how I feel about that shit:


There seems to be a special brand of particular idiot who thinks that paying, "for it" means that the person getting paid is faking it. If I really loved you, I'd come fuck you for free. If I really enjoyed masturbating and wasn't faking all orgasms, I'd be doing it for free in free chat. I don't mean the idiots who try to provoke or are cheap, I mean the ones who use words like, "honesty," "real feeling" or, "I don't want to cheapen it by paying" you know, the ones who think of themselves as real feminist theorists. They think they're so enlightened because, unlike White Knights, they want to let you have your human sexual desires, but they're the same garden variety idiot because they want to steal your enterprise, to tell you what approved outlets for BOTH sex and money are.

First, you're saying that I'm not allowed to like my job. Didn't you ever hear the phrase, "do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life?" Why is it that this only applies when people like, say, gardening and become landscapers, but not when women like showing off/having sex and become porn stars?

Second, we can apply this to you and say that it might be because you don't like your job, or you feel your hobbies would stop being fun if you did them any more than you actually do. Wait. Would you? If someone paid you to play hacky sack or whatever you pseudo-intellectual-fucks play would that be awesome or would you insist on returning the money because you wouldn't feel genuine crossing money with pleasure? If the former, you're a hypocrite. If the latter, you're going to be more miserable than Stonewall Jackson.*
...

*Stonewall Jackson (http://www.biography.com/people/stonewall-jackson-9351451) believed that anything enjoyable was bad for you. Once, when he was sick, one of his men brought him a piece of buttered toast. He enjoyed it so much that from that moment on he never used butter again. There are also quotes from him saying similar things about liquor and tea.

IsobelWren
08-14-2013, 11:32 AM
I HATE when guys assume that we're going to jump all over their dick if they tell us that they're "fit and attractive". Why do they all assume that we are even into "conventionally" attractive men? Seriously I always get guys telling me that they're "young, fit, muscular, and good looking" so I should give them a discount or special treatment.

I misread that as, "so I should give them a doughnut or special treatment" and it was just as interesting but way funnier. Love the idea of some guy expecting that if he tells you he's hot he'll get a doughnut. Like some kind of dog treat for idiots.

IsobelWren
08-14-2013, 11:32 AM
I HATE when guys assume that we're going to jump all over their dick if they tell us that they're "fit and attractive". Why do they all assume that we are even into "conventionally" attractive men? Seriously I always get guys telling me that they're "young, fit, muscular, and good looking" so I should give them a discount or special treatment.

I misread that as, "so I should give them a doughnut or special treatment" and it was just as interesting but way funnier. Love the idea of some guy expecting that if he tells you he's hot he'll get a doughnut. Like some kind of dog treat for idiots.

nikki187
08-14-2013, 03:49 PM
Douche: some girl at the mall called me a pervert today.
Me: so what were doing? were you actually being pervy to her?
Douche: well it is not my fault she was wearing leggings and a shirt barely covering her butt.
Me: OMG really? BAN

Graceface
08-14-2013, 05:30 PM
I HATE when guys assume that we're going to jump all over their dick if they tell us that they're "fit and attractive". Why do they all assume that we are even into "conventionally" attractive men? Seriously I always get guys telling me that they're "young, fit, muscular, and good looking" so I should give them a discount or special treatment. I'd rather have an older, bearded guy with tattoos and a beer belly any day. Worst part is they're probably lying about being "fit and attractive". It does nothing for me.


I get this shit ALL the time. I'm on the goth-casual side of conventionally pretty so guys make dumb-shit assumptions constantly. The other night when I was online, one of my regulars says something like: "I bet your boyfriend is super rich, hot (hate hate hate that word), has a SEVENTEEN FOOT LONG DICK."

He's a big ass brown Hawaiian guy, unconventionally pretty, and is about 60 pounds overweight. We're both artistic so whatever money we make goes toward pursing our dreams (read: we're in debt up to our ears and shit ass broke. If it wasn't for the fact that he's a chef we'd eat fucking ramen). He has normal sized man parts and can make my panties drop with a look. That's what I'm into: chubby guys who can cook and make me laugh.

The stuck up frat boy/dude bro type who feels fucking entitled to free shit or sexual attraction from me enrages me.

caseychambers
08-14-2013, 05:44 PM
Douche: some girl at the mall called me a pervert today.
Me: so what were doing? were you actually being pervy to her?
Douche: well it is not my fault she was wearing leggings and a shirt barely covering her butt.
Me: OMG really? BAN

rape-y rape culture bullshit. ick ick ick. i never feel perfectly satisfied banning these dudes from my room because i think they should be banned from society in general.

caseychambers
08-14-2013, 05:48 PM
I get this shit ALL the time. I'm on the goth-casual side of conventionally pretty so guys make dumb-shit assumptions constantly. The other night when I was online, one of my regulars says something like: "I bet your boyfriend is super rich, hot (hate hate hate that word), has a SEVENTEEN FOOT LONG DICK."

He's a big ass brown Hawaiian guy, unconventionally pretty, and is about 60 pounds overweight. We're both artistic so whatever money we make goes toward pursing our dreams (read: we're in debt up to our ears and shit ass broke. If it wasn't for the fact that he's a chef we'd eat fucking ramen). He has normal sized man parts and can make my panties drop with a look. That's what I'm into: chubby guys who can cook and make me laugh.

The stuck up frat boy/dude bro type who feels fucking entitled to free shit or sexual attraction from me enrages me.

YUP. My boyfriend is faggy, skinny, and has an average cock. My bf before him, who I loved and is my bff now, is short and chubby with an average cock. AND ASSUMING WOMEN WILL HAVE FREE SEXUAL CONTACT W YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE CONVENTIONALLY GOOD LOOKING IS RAPE-Y. No man is ENTITLED to sex with anyone, virtual or otherwise. If I'm going to give my time to someone for free, which I sometimes do in MFC on group chat because the room is more lively if I'm chatting, it's because they're nice and/or smart and/or funny and I could give a shit less how long anyone's dick is and WHO EVEN LIKES LOOKING AT DICKS SERIOUSLY!??!?!?!? AHHWHDILHFAIEURHGQ;UHRG

Rose_Who
08-14-2013, 08:17 PM
Wherein the 'e' stands for "entitled"

eSub: i want you to tear me to shreads bb

Me: So you want me to dominate you?

eSub: yes

Me: Well, I'm usually a submissive, but I'd be willing to give it a shot! Come to exclusive.

eSub: what would you do to my dick bb

Me: I'll tell you in exclusive.

eSub: tell me now bb

Me: No, you have to go to exclusive, baby!

eSub: please

Me: I'm very sorry, but I have to insist.

eSub has logged out.

And then my eyes rolled out of my head and across the floor, picking up bits of fuzz and cat hair the entire way.

Shiney
08-14-2013, 10:33 PM
................

Sunnylexie
08-14-2013, 10:34 PM
me: Hello, how is your night going?
mofo: good, ty
mofo: so how does this work?
me: are you new to this?
mofo: first night
I am a virgin
me: got it - have you read the site guidelines?;-)
mofo: nope just started looking a web cams
*pause - obviously reading*
mofo: how rude... tip her first *leaves*

Poor thing, so you expected everyone to dance around you and then humbly ask if they deserve a tip? LMAO.


Idiot: its too bright
me: what is too bright?
Idiot: your display offcourse
or may be ur too white haha *leaves*

Was it supposed to be an insult or something? =/

Sunnylexie
08-14-2013, 10:37 PM
It's still summervacation over here and I have a very strange camming schedule lately;working night shifts,sleeping daily etc etc
I'm also working as a pso next to camming, but either if I'm on Cam or working on the phone at night/early morning,I almost always get the question from some random guy 'Why are you up so late/early at this time' (In a akward/annoying tone almost disbelieving or something)
I don't know why,call me crazy but I TOTALLY dislike that question;they see my profile is available and online,so that mean I probably am awake!
Sometimes I really want to tell them 'Well,why are YOU up so late/early etc?' Some guys make it sound like they are the only one entitled to be up late at night,lmao.Maybe they think they are still sleeping and talkin to me in their dream :O

Some of them expect you to answer "oh, it's only 6 pm here" or something so they can get your time zone and probably stalk you.

PrincessLavender
08-15-2013, 06:22 AM
douche: has anyone sent you gold yet today?
me: yeah, a few people
douche logs off (i'm assuming he was having technical problems sending gold and was checking to see if it was working for anyone else)

so he comes back and he sees someone send me 3 gold and someone else send me 4 gold immediately after.
douche: gold sent
me: checking my earnings to see if he sent gold and I missed it, nope) you sent gold?
douche: for breasts
me: I didn't get any gold from you
douche: $7.00 total
me: that wasn't from you
douche logs off

I'm assuming the 2 customers that sent me gold did it anonymously and he doesn't realize that I can see the names even if he can't. He's actually the second person this week to try that.

nikki187
08-15-2013, 07:32 AM
I have something on my wall that says rockstar.
Asshole: are u a rockstar
Me: lol. yeah of course
Asshole: well you look like a fish.
Me: thank you,
BLOCK

nikki187
08-15-2013, 08:51 AM
And another one
Me: hi, how are you?
Jackass: hey love! you should be ashamed of your self.
Me: oh yeah, why is that?
Jackass: don't you feel like a slut?
Me: No. I actually feel empowered, but thanks for your concern, NOT!

Ban yet another one.

Shiney
08-15-2013, 01:31 PM
^^^^Thanks for your concern,lmao!
All those 'you-should-be-ashamed-of-yourself tactics getting so old..

Shiney
08-15-2013, 01:38 PM
......................

tattooed_fox
08-15-2013, 02:33 PM
"I am Horney as fuck and u my David here face tarts yum" What?

Bitch
08-15-2013, 02:59 PM
Recently (and I mean just in the past week) I've had a lot of (read: three or four) guys accusing me of being a European faking being American. One of them told me to 'knock it off with that fake americanish accent, you have a euro look.' I didn't even know what to say back to him, as I'm very obviously from the deep south, and the y'alls and HAW HAW HAWs fall out of my mouth before I can even contemplate it.

MellyMay
08-15-2013, 03:01 PM
so when I visited my friend out of town recently, he told me that he infrequently goes into cam chat rooms and fucks with the model.

He thought it was hilarious.

He was also pretty surprised that I was absolutely not laughing and got mad.

I explained how fucked up it is. I asked him what he was trying to achieve by doing this....why make someone feel shitty just for the hell of it? What if that were to be me? On and on...

He kinda brushed it off as "well, this chick was old/ugly/stupid/whatever."

soooooooooooooooooooooo guesssssss whhaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt?

Last night I was the chick getting harassed!

It was kind of fun, actually.

I don't always mute guests as I think they can sometimes keep the room fun.

Some gems from Guest45300 included:

"How many months pregnant?"
"GF material? Yeah right. 30 and still in college?"
"Well, my account got banned so that's why I have to come on as a guest."
"Well, I'll be honest, you look okay."
"Someone give this chick _____ tokens so she'll stick something in her pussy already."
"Do you like big black dicks? That's fucking disgusting."
"Why am I a dick? Just because I don't constantly compliment you to validate your self esteem?"

And so on.

Admittedly, this is pretty tame stuff.

A few months ago I would have been all BOO HOO WOE IS ME I'M SO FAT TEARS TEARS TEARS and such.

But all in all, I'd had a wonderful night and this guy was wasting time while I was getting muthagrabbin' PAID.

Graceface
08-15-2013, 03:14 PM
Recently (and I mean just in the past week) I've had a lot of (read: three or four) guys accusing me of being a European faking being American. One of them told me to 'knock it off with that fake americanish accent, you have a euro look.' I didn't even know what to say back to him, as I'm very obviously from the deep south, and the y'alls and HAW HAW HAWs fall out of my mouth before I can even contemplate it.

Reasons you should care: 0

OhEMGEE! Thank you so much for calling me out! Whew! Living that lie was like, getting hard and junk.

I get this when I tell people I'm from England. "Where's your accent?". OH FUCK?! WHERE DID IT GO? NO ONE MOVE UNTIL I FIND IT! I've lived in America for most of the last 20 years and I had vocal coaching to lose my shitty scouse accent. It's not pretty and kind of hard for American ears to understand.

Am I the only one that imagines the stupid shit that falls out of these guys mouths, in a Cartman voice?

Sunnylexie
08-15-2013, 04:31 PM
And another one
Me: hi, how are you?
Jackass: hey love! you should be ashamed of your self.
Me: oh yeah, why is that?
Jackass: don't you feel like a slut?


The funniest part of it is that he's the one sitting with his dick in his hand and waiting to get off on you saying the word "slut".

scarlettbelle
08-15-2013, 07:01 PM
Idiot: youre gorgeous
Me: Thanks darlin!
Idiot: such pretty lips
Idiot:sexy lips i mean
Me: lol
Idiot: you have that face that i just wanna fuck
Idiot: i wanna piss on ur tits bb and have u lick ur tits and i wanna facefuck u on the toilet as i take a shit
Idiot: i want u to get on ur knees and drink my piss and let me fuck ur face hard
Me: BAN

AutumnAmbrosia
08-15-2013, 08:44 PM
http://i926.photobucket.com/albums/ad102/wayneLAX/tb538ea_Boy-that-escalated-quickly.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/wayneLAX/media/tb538ea_Boy-that-escalated-quickly.jpg.html)

Graceface
08-15-2013, 08:58 PM
http://i926.photobucket.com/albums/ad102/wayneLAX/tb538ea_Boy-that-escalated-quickly.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/wayneLAX/media/tb538ea_Boy-that-escalated-quickly.jpg.html)

LMFAO. So many lulz.

Shiney
08-15-2013, 09:50 PM
Idiot: youre gorgeous
Me: Thanks darlin!
Idiot: such pretty lips
Idiot:sexy lips i mean
Me: lol
Idiot: you have that face that i just wanna fuck
Idiot: i wanna piss on ur tits bb and have u lick ur tits and i wanna facefuck u on the toilet as i take a shit
Idiot: i want u to get on ur knees and drink my piss and let me fuck ur face hard
Me: BAN

what the hell?! Started nice but then...vomit time

PrincessLavender
08-15-2013, 09:53 PM
http://i926.photobucket.com/albums/ad102/wayneLAX/tb538ea_Boy-that-escalated-quickly.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/wayneLAX/media/tb538ea_Boy-that-escalated-quickly.jpg.html)

Lmao, I was getting ready to do this after reading her post!

scarlettbelle
08-15-2013, 09:55 PM
http://i926.photobucket.com/albums/ad102/wayneLAX/tb538ea_Boy-that-escalated-quickly.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/wayneLAX/media/tb538ea_Boy-that-escalated-quickly.jpg.html)

LOL that was my EXACT reaction. Seriously, WTF??!!

PrincessBerry
08-15-2013, 10:13 PM
Berry: "Well guys! No one's tipped for a while, so I'm going to log off unless someone sends some tokens my way."
McAsshat: Nooooo pls stay
Berry: "Sorry, but if my job isn't paying, I'm not going to stay."
McAsshat: lol so? stay anyway its not a job its fun
Berry: "Okay! Why don't you go to where you work, clock in, and work for freeeee! 'Cause it's sooo fun!"
McAsshat: im jackin on cam for free right now
Berry: "Well have fun being poor AND disgusting. YOU.ARE.AN.IDIOT."
**BAN!**
AssDonalds: omg chill its not a real job dont take it so seriously
Berry: "I've got bills to pay. I'm not doing something for nothing. YOU.ARE.ALSO.AN.IDIOT."
**BAN 2!**

Fus Ro Da, motherfucker.

And today was the day I realized that camming is making me hate everyone, and I don't feel like dealing with stupid shit patiently anymore. Glorious.

Sunnylexie
08-15-2013, 10:13 PM
Lemmetryitall: how old r u ..u loook young
Me: 29
Lemmetryitall: i say 13,14,or 15
Lemmetryitall: can u say ur 13 for me
Me: sorry, the site doesnt offer underage roleplay.
perhaps some indie girl can help
Lemmetryitall: ok
how big ur tits
Me: dont you see lol?
will you believe if i say they are double D? *they are A to B and it's well-seen*
Lemmetryitall: show me
really WOW
uwearing pantys now
Me: go pvt and see.
Lemmetryitall: can u stand up & show me ur body
CUM ON BABY
Me: yes, i can - but why should I?
i have a fuckton of pictures there in my gallery lol
Lemmetryitall: because i want to see if ur my girl
KISSESS FOR U
Me: great, and i want a new pair of boots)
Lemmetryitall: No kiss for me
Me: nope, you havent behaved
Lemmetryitall: show me ur body BABY
u dont like me do u
Me: no i dont like you. You are pushy
why should i like you?
Lemmetryitall: IM SORRY
Lemmetryitall: I REALLY AM SORRY FORGIVE ME PLEASE
Me: tip me and i will
Lemmetryitall: *leaves*




Doofus: Mmm hi sweety
Me: hello
how is your night going?
Doofus: Fuck u have gorgeous face
Me: ty)
Doofus: It boring I need to find a kinky gal sexy who I can hour block with while she does couple things I luv
Doofus: what are you into?
Doofus: How old
Me: 29
Doofus: Cool what natinality your so fucking sexy
Me: what are the things you want me to be doing in the show?
i am Russian, if it is relevant.
Doofus: Well I'm into this ill hour block for 190$ and I'll give gold if do these things
Me: tell me already - you sound really suspicious, though).
Doofus: Relevant yes when I rarely come across hot real hot pussy I have to know where from
Ok I write now
Me: ok I am listening.
Doofus: Find a unusual big object or cucumber
Andd I won't u to as long as it takes
SLow as u need to work it in your arse baby
I'll give 50 gold just as u start to slowly work it in arse and
Me: i don't do huge insertions, sorry. no anal either.
but i know girls who will do it.
Try%modelname%
Doofus: Who bb put me on to
Me:%modelname% , its her model alias on the site.
Doofus: Sexy one who will and if she say yes I'll give u 50 gold once we start
Me: go to her room
she does extreme anal.
i cant talk to her right now, but she works on the site
she is online right now
Me: Why don't u bb big not giant object and I give 50 gold when start and once u got fair bit in another 50 and then when in u fuck it for ten min then 50 more that 150 plus hour block 190
Me: because i do NO ANAL
i dont do big insertions, either.
Doofus: But u r so sexy to me , baby explore your
Me: lol
explore how bad it will hurt or what?
sorry, i am not trained for this.
i told you who is,
and, tbh, your offer sounds fishy to me
Doofus: Ok baby small thing then and u can go so slow and gentle working it in I swear pay really good for it
Me: no.
1) i do not offer it
Doofus: Ok sweetie
Me: 2) i don't believe you will pay what you promise and dont leave as soon as i start tearing myself up.
Doofus: Not fishy just kinky and playful
Me: 3) what youre gonna pay wont compensate for the days off-work ill have to take even if you will really pay.
so let me pass on it.
fishy means suspicious
Me: i am kink-friendly, but you sound like a scam
no insult meant - you could just try to word it differently
Doofus: No no no I have a girl I been doing on site with for while but she not good looking
Ok how this then
Me: lol
every other scam says so
noone knows the girl lol
Doofus: Your stunning to me your face I haven't even seen body or u naked
*********************
Doofus: If u promise stay for hour do that and other ill pay upfront
Me: what part of the NO you can't understand?;-)
i told you i wont do it. I gave you the alias of a girl who would.
Doofus: I'm serious what I say next but u need to swear on your kids or mum no matter what u won't just stop or not do what we agree for whole hour and I'll pay u in gold 200 at start
Me: I WILL NOT DO IT
Doofus: Ok I respect
That bb
Me: ok
Go to %modelname% now)
Doofus: At least you answer shows your honest person
Cause I pay up front others would scam me
Ok do u know her personally
I am bb will u think about the other thing then if I pay upfront it diff and u prob won't do it to
Me: not personally, but i know she does it and she's got awesome feedback
Doofus: Mmm really curious like feedback as in
Me: comments, tags and she's 5 stars.
Doofus: I found two girls over time who like do for me one use cucumber other is the ugly girl
But fuck she can work a big glass bottle deep in arse after bout 20 min of her slowly working it
Me: THERE ARE LIKE 50 girls on here who offer fisting and extreme anal
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Doofus: Your honesty looks and for the girl name
I hear and was asking u cause most them barbi like with giant fake tits and the act still get my Horney but most them don't do it looks wise for me that's all
I thought mayb if Idid pay upfront u might be willing to give it a go just working slow that was all
No other reason u my fab for looks and one other on here as well
U both to me by far sexiest I come across
Me: I WILL NOT DO IT.
THATS IT
WHY DONT YOU GO ELSEWHERE?
I DONT REALLY WANT TO READ ABOUT OTHER GIRLS FAKE BOOBS OR THE THINGS THEY PUT UP THEIR ASSES AND THE WAY THEY DO IT
Doofus: While I ate then I'll go tothe girl u recommend
*Here I log off as I really need a break*

MissEmveepee
08-15-2013, 10:48 PM
^^^
holy fuck what an asshole! I'm really surprised you put up with him for so long

justanothercamgirl
08-16-2013, 07:00 AM
Lemmetryitall: how old r u ..u loook young
Me: 29
Lemmetryitall: i say 13,14,or 15
Lemmetryitall: can u say ur 13 for me
Me: sorry, the site doesnt offer underage roleplay.
perhaps some indie girl can help
Lemmetryitall: ok
how big ur tits
Me: dont you see lol?
will you believe if i say they are double D? *they are A to B and it's well-seen*
Lemmetryitall: show me
really WOW
uwearing pantys now
Me: go pvt and see.
Lemmetryitall: can u stand up & show me ur body
CUM ON BABY
Me: yes, i can - but why should I?
i have a fuckton of pictures there in my gallery lol
Lemmetryitall: because i want to see if ur my girl
KISSESS FOR U
Me: great, and i want a new pair of boots)
Lemmetryitall: No kiss for me
Me: nope, you havent behaved
Lemmetryitall: show me ur body BABY
u dont like me do u
Me: no i dont like you. You are pushy
why should i like you?
Lemmetryitall: IM SORRY
Lemmetryitall: I REALLY AM SORRY FORGIVE ME PLEASE
Me: tip me and i will
Lemmetryitall: *leaves*


You're good! The way you handled him really deserves kudos.

34723

CanadianRuby
08-16-2013, 07:04 AM
Yeah....you can't train them to be nice or pay, so arguing after a certain point gets to be poinless. If I am bored, I'll argue back for a bit, laugh at them as I screen shot the chat, then block them lol.

If you google "cam girl forum", you can find a social anxiety forum where a guy is talking about being in a girls room and he is considering buying a show from her. All of the guys in the guys in the forum tell him how to avoid paying. They say "wait for other suckers to pay so you can watch for free". Mainly this is applicable on MFC because most arent tipping at all, jjst watching.

They literally are telling him to be a freeloader and how to do it. It's fucking pathetic. Bunch of losers.

CanadianRuby
08-16-2013, 07:12 AM
34724

The last guy, is literally a little butt hurt shit for brains loser, because he thinks he can toss $15 at a girl, and have her undivided attention in free chat after that, and talk to his loser fucking ass and SKIP privates just for him.

PrincessXOXO
08-16-2013, 07:18 AM
5 or 10 tokens seems to mean that it's okay for them to boss me around without asking me first and then guilt trip me if I say no.
I hate it when they tell me to gag harder on my dildo.
And the "get up" and "turn around" and "show off your body for daddy" and "show me your feet" gets tiring.
Also, when PM privileges mean free cybering to them, whenever you're online, and clearly busy with a full room.
This one guy is literally the same every time. "I wish my cock was in you. I wish you would fart on my face." like, that seems to be his vocabulary. :P

Via Flaminia
08-16-2013, 03:02 PM
"Show me nipple" (no tip, of course)

5 min later

"I said nipple, not areola." lmfao, sorry, forgot to detach them first....