View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Busygirl
06-07-2011, 09:55 AM
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prettygreeneyes
06-07-2011, 11:31 AM
If someone has a specific fetish, i do that in exclusive. It's a little irritating when someone has something REALLY SPECIFIC (that wouldnt appeal to other customers) that they want me to do in premium chat.
I've had a sudden influx of this, and I don't know why. It says on my profile that I do fetishes in exclusive only. Yesterday I ended up blocking a guy while he was in premium because he was in there with 3 other people but trying to run the show and get me to play to his fetish, and called me a bitch because I wasn't doing it fast enough. Get the fuck outta here with that shit...
girl_sam
06-07-2011, 04:11 PM
ok, so this one just blew my mind.... guy comes into my room, starts up a nice convo- nonsexual, just plesant chitchat. Then he asks me if I believe in magick. We talk for a bit about Wicca/paganism. Then, this....
dude: I buy souls on here, btw. surprisingly cheap from romanians.
me: say who? I hope that's a joke....
dude: you wanna sell yours? you are on cam for a reason.
me: nope. it's my soul, I'm keeping it.
dude: ok. just thought I'd ask. I have a cam too. no cock on it. wanna watch?
me: nope. I don't watch anyone else's cam.
dude: you have a nice evening then.
what. the. f***??!
TeeBaby
06-07-2011, 05:44 PM
ok, so this one just blew my mind.... guy comes into my room, starts up a nice convo- nonsexual, just plesant chitchat. Then he asks me if I believe in magick. We talk for a bit about Wicca/paganism. Then, this....
dude: I buy souls on here, btw. surprisingly cheap from romanians.
me: say who? I hope that's a joke....
dude: you wanna sell yours? you are on cam for a reason.
me: nope. it's my soul, I'm keeping it.
dude: ok. just thought I'd ask. I have a cam too. no cock on it. wanna watch?
me: nope. I don't watch anyone else's cam.
dude: you have a nice evening then.
what. the. f***??!
wtff indeed.
LondonJones
06-07-2011, 06:18 PM
ok, so this one just blew my mind.... guy comes into my room, starts up a nice convo- nonsexual, just plesant chitchat. Then he asks me if I believe in magick. We talk for a bit about Wicca/paganism. Then, this....
dude: I buy souls on here, btw. surprisingly cheap from romanians.
me: say who? I hope that's a joke....
dude: you wanna sell yours? you are on cam for a reason.
me: nope. it's my soul, I'm keeping it.
dude: ok. just thought I'd ask. I have a cam too. no cock on it. wanna watch?
me: nope. I don't watch anyone else's cam.
dude: you have a nice evening then.
what. the. f***??!
That completely blew me away. Fuck that is one creepy dude. I don't care what anyone thinks I would never sell my soul! Did no one see that episode of the Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors where Bart sold his soul?! Did those Romanian girls not know what happened and that he couldnt get to heaven?! Because his soul wasnt there to help him with the row boat!!!!
The Romanian models who sold their souls are screwed!
sammii
06-07-2011, 07:41 PM
What is with guys telling me they're a marine and then asking for favors in free chat? If you're a marine shouldn't you be serving our country instead of spending time on cam sites? Idiots.
Yesterday, this guy said "It's my birthday. Could I get a free flash." I said "I don't know you; I'm not giving you special treatment." Then he says "all the other models did it." Um, okay, I don't give a shit what all the other models do.
The thing that really pisses me off is when someone asks for a flash in free chat. then when I say no, they say "boring." WTF? I'm not here for free, cheapass. And wtf is up with the guys who tell me I can see a picture of their dick if I give them a flash. Pay me, and I'll take a look at your cock.
Also, SM really needs to do something about guys being able to see you in premium for 30 seconds, then leave. It pisses me off when I see guys going in and out for free. They should have to pay to be in there, even for a few seconds. This is why I hate premium chat.
badcompany
06-07-2011, 07:44 PM
There are some real weirdos out there. Just the 3rd time I was ever on cam (this is just my 2nd week) This guy was asking me about if I had a son....Well I advertise as a BBW MILF so I proceed to say yes, and answer a few other innocent questions---NO PROBLEM, RIGHT? Well he hung around while I did several pvts, kept chit-chatting etc. That usually doesn't bother me until he asked me to go get my son to watch and he would take me pvt.
I CUT HIM OFF AT THE KNEES!!!!
sammii
06-07-2011, 07:46 PM
There are some real weirdos out there. Just the 3rd time I was ever on cam (this is just my 2nd week) This guy was asking me about if I had a son....Well I advertise as a BBW MILF so I proceed to say yes, and answer a few other innocent questions---NO PROBLEM, RIGHT? Well he hung around while I did several pvts, kept chit-chatting etc. That usually doesn't bother me until he asked me to go get my son to watch and he would take me pvt.
I CUT HIM OFF AT THE KNEES!!!!
What a sick bastard. This pisses me off.
badcompany
06-07-2011, 07:46 PM
Another weird one....but cute. This guy wanted me to cross my big toe over my second toe to make him hard. Then asked for me to do it with the other foot at the same time....then he would take me pvt.
Anything to make u hard BB. Ha, Ha!!
Busygirl
06-08-2011, 10:26 AM
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girl_sam
06-09-2011, 06:34 PM
What is it with me and the retards?? Do I have an idiot magnet near me or something??
Tonight's goober--
After chitchat of the idle variety...
Goober: What language are you speaking?
Me: English. Why, can you not hear me?
Goober: mmm, not easy for a native english speaker living in England to understand. u been on jerry springer?
Me: no. I'm not trashy like that.
Goober: u very very hard to understand.
Then he left the room. Nobody else has said anything about me being hard to understand. (and the whole convo above, I could hear Elmer Fudd reading his side of the convo. just sayin...)
sammii
06-09-2011, 09:59 PM
This guy was so rude. Not to mention this guy looked like a total nerd. Like I avoided looking at his cam, because he was sooo ugly. Does it make him feel better to be rude to girls that in real life would totally make fun of him?
him:
take off ur tcloths
now
i i want u to see how hard u make me
me:
ask nicely.
him:
what
me: ask nicely
him:
o ok. forget it
DominicanDream
06-10-2011, 11:15 AM
omg...SM girls...have any customers pretended to give you GOLD?!?? WTF!
for ex.
him: Sent you $5.00 of GOLD
one time i actually fell for it! i was SO PISSED at myself...and REALLY pissed at that lame broke ass moron!
DominicanDream
06-10-2011, 11:17 AM
Also, SM really needs to do something about guys being able to see you in premium for 30 seconds, then leave. It pisses me off when I see guys going in and out for free. They should have to pay to be in there, even for a few seconds. This is why I hate premium chat.
WAIT. So those ASSHOLES who waste my time and come into premium chat and leave 2 seconds later aren't fucking paying?!?!!?!? WTF!
HaydenBlue
06-10-2011, 06:23 PM
How does one sell their soul? LoL, it's impossible.
And on the internet too!
"Hold on, BB let me .zip it up and email it to you."
HaydenBlue
06-10-2011, 06:24 PM
There was this guy named Manfred who had a thing for women taking off/putting on tampons.
I guess that's the weirdest thing I've heard so far.
I had him awhile ago!!! Def. weird, but still easy money. I want the cheese guy.
I keep getting this guy on SM, K9 coming into my room asking me to roleplay fucking an animal. Eh, NO. He's done it over and over again though. I need to ban him.
badcompany
06-10-2011, 08:34 PM
@DominicanDream: How about the cheap bastards that take you exclusive and they stay just long enough for you to take all your shit off and then they leave. That really pisses me off because I only have 30 sec to put my clothes back on for probably a whole 2 bucks or so!
All the while I'm thinkin'.......Broke a sweat for this shit!! Guess it goes with the territory.
anouk.oui
06-11-2011, 01:07 AM
I had a guy promise he would make me laugh if I flashed him in free. My response: laughter doesn't pay my bills.
how was he gonna go about that, drop his pants?
sammii
06-12-2011, 05:50 PM
WAIT. So those ASSHOLES who waste my time and come into premium chat and leave 2 seconds later aren't fucking paying?!?!!?!? WTF!
Yup, it really pisses me off. Especially when they go in and out multiple times and I don't have time to block them.
KinkyPersephone
06-13-2011, 06:09 AM
and this is why i don`t do free chat :O
exquizit
06-13-2011, 07:39 AM
i give 2 warnings with the coming in private and leaving before 30 secs, and the 3rd time i ban them i call it punishment and i let them out a month later more than half will go private and apologize
ShadySailor
06-14-2011, 09:10 PM
Every time I have any sort of computer issue some jackass has to pipe up with "You should get a Mac!" or "Wouldn't happen if you had a Mac!"
FUCKING NERDS I SWEAR TO GOD. This isn't the time or the place to start debates on Mac vs PC. And as far as I know, MFC's model software isn't even supported on Macs, so if I had a Mac...y'all wouldn't be watching my show.
OJenni!
06-14-2011, 10:56 PM
Every time I have any sort of computer issue some jackass has to pipe up with "You should get a Mac!" or "Wouldn't happen if you had a Mac!"
FUCKING NERDS I SWEAR TO GOD. This isn't the time or the place to start debates on Mac vs PC. And as far as I know, MFC's model software isn't even supported on Macs, so if I had a Mac...y'all wouldn't be watching my show.
I have a mac, and the audio goes in and out... mainly because you have to be close to the computer for it to pick up. i have a top of the line mac (macbook pro that run leopard) and I refuse to install bootcamp on it and mess it up... so I use my PC to log on to MFC with.
girl_sam
06-16-2011, 07:04 PM
"I bet you would be fun to rape"
INSTANT BAN! That's not funny or sexy, just sick.
DominicanDream
06-16-2011, 09:12 PM
"stand bb and advertise". STUPIDEST shit I have heard on SM. get your broke ass the f*ck outa here, what do I look like taking advice from someone like that?! I banned his ass.
PrincessLavender
06-17-2011, 09:17 AM
Got this email last night:
SUBJECT:: LET YOU BEAUTY...
You should not be afraid to let your true beauty shine through...You are a wonderful person! Beauty comes from within...Believe you are beautiful, and it becomes true. There are people that care about who you are as a person, and not just what you can do for them. My name is Matthew
[email protected] is my email address, and yahoo chat ID...we can be friends, you know Someone who cares,
Matthew
SMILE...people care about you
I emailed him back and said "I'm good." Lol
Maybe the reason I'm not smiling is because I've just had a string of betters and cheapskates like you, fucktard!
It irritates me when people assume we are doing this because we are forced to or because we have low self esteem. And this fuck comes in regularly and tells me how beautiful I am. Stays in free for a minute or 2 and leaves. Never buys a show.
PrincessLavender
06-17-2011, 09:23 AM
I absolutely hate when guys don't type in complete freakin sentences.
"Show ass bb" "stand bb". "ass bb".
When someone calls me "bb" it gets on my nerves, too...
If someone has a specific fetish, i do that in exclusive. It's a little irritating when someone has something REALLY SPECIFIC (that wouldnt appeal to other customers) that they want me to do in premium chat.
I had someone type in pvt "lick pussy bb " yeah, you probably should've taken the time to type that one out all the way since I assume you expect me to lick my own pussy.
A few days ago I had someone go straight from free (didn't say a word in there) to pvt. He leads off with "hi mommy" First of all you should ask before playing that kind of roleplay, second even if I did it would be in exclusive not premium.
HighHeelHottie
06-17-2011, 09:48 AM
Here's a classic one:
mike: im renee my hubby is at work and i want to see how wet your pussy is :-)
Do these guys think we're idiots and or have some kind of secret girl code where we'll do things in free for girls, but not guys?
prettygreeneyes
06-17-2011, 02:03 PM
^ lol those guys crack me up. I play along with it for the lols but do they think we actually believe them? "Oh, you say you're a GIRL? well let me show you my vag, then! we're all girls here!"
like...how often does that ploy actually work? must be exhausting to troll cam sites looking for free pussy flashes all day...
Busygirl
06-17-2011, 11:20 PM
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MistressBettina
06-18-2011, 04:45 AM
"Stand up"
"Turn around"
"Can I see your ass"
"Can I see your feet"
"Can I see your toys"
"Do you have stockings"
"Can I see them"
"Do you have heels"
"Can I see them"
"Will you flash for $1 gold"
"Does your man know you do this"
"Can we get to know each other better on MSN"
Sometimes I've been known to just exit the chat... there is only so much mind-numbing crap I can take!
I hear ya. So far it hasn't been too bad for me, but I can't believe the # of guys that think their dick is sooo fucking special. Big or not. In reality too big is too big and too small is too small. And really why do I care to see your dick for free. it looks like a dick. I've seen quite a few.
Remember that we're a fantasy and everything, when in reality your cock just makes me roll my eyes in boredom, lol!
"this is boring".
FUCK YOU. PAY ME.
My motto for life, baby! Handshake! }:D
Or the submissive guys who really aren't submissive:
Them: I want to be dominated
Me: Tell me about yourself loser. What do you look like? How old are you? How little is your clit? How fat are you? When's the last time you saw a pussy in real life?
Them: Uhhhh why?
Ummm... if you want to be dominated, dumbfuck, you're SUPPOSED to do what I say and not talk back. Grrr...
Ugh, because I market myself as an online mistress it's annoying when I get fake subs like this! :-\
Or the guys who go on about how demeaning this "line of work" is to women.
I argue that I find it empowering. "Look at all the power it gives me, watch this... *ban*"
:smellie_l that will have to be my LOL for the day!
crazybeautiful
06-18-2011, 02:17 PM
Had three guys yesterday I wanted to kick in the face - however one was in exclusive so I kind of let him go on.
The first was a guy who just kept telling me he loved me in public, and how he wanted to fly me out to see him, and would I come? And when I would just ignore his comments he would say "FINE THEN", "SORRY FOR CARING", "IS IT SO BAD THAT I THINK YOU ARE PERFECT", on and on and on. Literally stayed in my room for three hours, and I was in PV/EX at least 75% of the time, yet I would come back and he would be waiting. Finally I started to kick him out, then he went mental it was actually pretty funny. Sent me numerous messages about the life we could have together............... Never once took me pv though he was "SO RICH"
The second was a man who kept begging to be dominated and humiliated SPECIFICALLY small dick humilation..when I asked if he had any limits or anything he said no no one has even come close to what I want.. We go exclusive I ask if he can turn on his cam (praying that he won't) he says "no I can't", I say "I wouldn't want to go on cam if I had a dick as small as yours either", then tell him to describe his appearance. He freaks out on me tells me he is a body builder and amazing looking and blah blah how dare I insult him......... then leaves the chat. Um Really? You asked for it..
The third was the guy who took me exclusive to talk to me about moving to Boston to do private modeling for him. Now I am not naive but I completely acted like I was semi interested in it.. the private lasted 45 minutes and I just sat there clothed not even talking TYPING as he described it for me.. best part is he says I can guarantee you $500 a day, by the end of the conversation it was "You will make a thousand a month, thats amazing right?". SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?!
I thoroughly enjoyed laughing about all of them as I fell asleep. Love the idea of this thread as I have no one else to share these stories with!
crazybeautiful
06-18-2011, 02:18 PM
Oh I forgot my favorite..
"You look like my....(one of the following) Mom, Sister, Daughter, Aunt, Neighbor, will you pretend to be her for me"
.....creeps
ShadySailor
06-19-2011, 02:29 AM
Oh I forgot my favorite..
"You look like my....(one of the following) Mom, Sister, Daughter, Aunt, Neighbor, will you pretend to be her for me"
.....creeps
I get "sister" all the time. So creepy.
This happened to me today and I could not stop laughing:
[creepyguy]: hey hunny
[creepyguy]: oh boo
me: Hi!
[creepyguy]: how are you?
me: good, bored
[creepyguy]: yeah, me too
[creepyguy]: wanna see me cum on roccos face?
me: rocco?
[creepyguy]: rocco, with the modern life
me: i think i'm good
WHAT...THE...FUCK? People get off on Rocko's Modern Life?!? :rotfl:
Rileiy
06-19-2011, 04:01 PM
"You like white?"
Me Thinking: "I like $$$"
I hate when guys ask this question or any similar question. Who cares what I like it's not like we'd ever date.
Fridays
06-19-2011, 04:08 PM
I got the " hey you look like my sister" yesterday too...
ok whatever, just give me the fucking money, you fucking idiot.
sammii
06-19-2011, 06:26 PM
I get "you look like my daughter" more than anything. It's so frequent (as in once per day at least), that I'm thinking it could be the same person fucking with me. I look young, though, so it could be true. If it is true, I think these guys are fucked up. Why the fuck are you looking at a girl on a cam site that looks like your daughter. After this one guy told me I looked like his daughter he said it turned him on. I'm like WTF? Please tell me you're joking.
girl_sam
06-19-2011, 08:19 PM
Today, a basic asked me "how much would you charge me to watch you shit in private?"
Uh, first, you have to have money to take me private. You obviously don't. Second, you couldn't pay me enough. When I told him that, he said "other girls do."
Go find them then! Bye, loser.
PurpleSkye
06-20-2011, 06:35 PM
"Let's meet up and fuck"
alvida
06-21-2011, 02:37 AM
"Would you teach your younger sister or younger cousins to be a slut? What would u teach them?"
Guy 1;"You have big eyes bb, real big, like an alien"
Guy 2;"No, like a deer"
Guy 1"Like an alien deer, bb. sexy bb alien deer eyes. "
o.0
luxi_kitty
06-21-2011, 10:01 AM
i cant STAND when guys constantly say/ask::
"ooooo u a THICK girl, huh?"
"really?? im thick? :( , i thought surely i could pass for a size 2!
..damn it!"
anouk.oui
06-27-2011, 07:13 AM
Got this email last night:
SUBJECT:: LET YOU BEAUTY...
You should not be afraid to let your true beauty shine through...You are a wonderful person! Beauty comes from within...Believe you are beautiful, and it becomes true. There are people that care about who you are as a person, and not just what you can do for them. My name is Matthew
[email protected] is my email address, and yahoo chat ID...we can be friends, you know Someone who cares,
Matthew
SMILE...people care about you
I emailed him back and said "I'm good." Lol
Maybe the reason I'm not smiling is because I've just had a string of betters and cheapskates like you, fucktard!
It irritates me when people assume we are doing this because we are forced to or because we have low self esteem. And this fuck comes in regularly and tells me how beautiful I am. Stays in free for a minute or 2 and leaves. Never buys a show.
BAHHHHHHH
nothing irritates me than these fuckers
even in the club on my first ever sunday, it was dead and some dude came up to give me an inspirational speech about inner beauty and thriving to be the best person one can be and i made $15 that whole night and was about to cry and back in the day i was almost too polite to interrupt n ask for money instead....
its as though their inspirational motivational speech should be considered some form of payment or a PUA trick
honestly id rather the ' i know the managers n owners and give u all the coke u want if u come out on our boat' fuckheads to deal with
can you tell im ranting? yeah im fucking ranting
luxi_kitty
06-27-2011, 07:32 AM
"I bet you would be fun to rape"
INSTANT BAN! That's not funny or sexy, just sick.
HAHA what most of these things guys say, girls take waaay too serious
i just laugh at what they say bc i think they are only doing it for shock factor and to see how u react to it
Fridays
06-27-2011, 07:37 AM
"Can I see your face/body"? ( when they see it )
Im like..." sure. Step # 1, turn your monitor on.
Step #2. Go kill yourself you useless piece of shit!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :shoot:
girl_sam
06-27-2011, 10:22 AM
HAHA what most of these things guys say, girls take waaay too serious
i just laugh at what they say bc i think they are only doing it for shock factor and to see how u react to it
I normally would have just laughed- I really don't use my ban button but maybe once a week at most. But that was the first thing he said in chat- there was no hi, you're sexy, etc. Just that comment- which just sickened me.
IsobelWren
06-27-2011, 10:32 AM
Potential customer enters free chat.
"Hi there!" I chirp
"Hi Whore Bag" He responds
I drop my smile, reach for the mouse, insta-ban! Honey badger don't got time for that shit! Honey Badger don't give a fuck!
badcompany
06-27-2011, 02:52 PM
Hey bb, do you have heels? You say yes, then they leave.
DUMBASS!
innes
06-27-2011, 08:20 PM
do they ask that about everyone? (if your hair colour matches) I've got strawberry blonde (or red) hair and everyone is always asking me that! I tell them that I'm shaved, but yet it would match
always asking me to turn around to see my ass. then spank it, play with it. NO ... I will show it to you ... sometimes ... that's all!
and the guy that says he wants to know me more as a person, not just a sex object. no, I want to be the sex object, if you are giving me the cash! lmao. I know tons of people IRL, I would prefer the tokens, yep!
everyone telling me how big their dick is. surrre, it's 10 inches, whatever you want to say ;)
this is a great thread!
MzStar
06-28-2011, 04:06 PM
Lol ...... THATS MFC for you Jojo!!!!.....Its like the most racist site ever!!!! and i think the owner likes it that way.
badcompany
06-28-2011, 08:06 PM
Get me hard bb and I'll take you private.
Yeah......You need to pay me to make you hard-cheapskate!!