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CanadianRuby
08-24-2013, 01:33 PM
The fucktards think that we have a 24/7 shop window mannequins smile.

Yeah haha. I mean, my profile is filled with photos of me smiling and grinning like an idiot, yet I have these dip sticks being like "you look like a bitch in some of your photos". Like, it's not like i'm flipping off the camera or something lol.

Why do they think we're supposed to be smiling in every freaking sample photo. Like, BUY my photoset and look at me smiling like a motherfucker in them, because I KNOW if you're seeing it, I just got yo' money -_-

blondhottie
08-24-2013, 05:22 PM
Just saw your photo CanadianRuby-you are beautiful! :) I hate it when dudes tell us to smile. I am super smiley almost all the time, and then when I am smiling, asshats say "Why do you always smile? Are you drunk? Are you on drugs?" Can't win either way! LOL :)

MellyMay
08-24-2013, 05:47 PM
Just saw your photo CanadianRuby-you are beautiful! :) I hate it when dudes tell us to smile. I am super smiley almost all the time, and then when I am smiling, asshats say "Why do you always smile? Are you drunk? Are you on drugs?" Can't win either way! LOL :)

Oh gaaaawwwwdddd, I get the same "ARE YOU DRUNK?" questions. I assume it's moreso because I'm a total goofball and generally amazed that guys are spending money to watch me be a goofball, lol.

CanadianRuby
08-24-2013, 06:50 PM
A guys status on MGF: "Thinking I'm done with MGF. Prices too high..meh"

........


BYE.:finger:

CanadianRuby
08-24-2013, 09:03 PM
She goes by CanadianRuby on stripperweb. Search for 'stripperweb mygirlfund "main" thread.' Oh, the sheer contempt she has for us! So much hate in such a little woman.

^that review was just left for me on MGF. HAHAHA.

Yeah, you dumb shit - it's guys like YOU that make me come in this thread and laugh at your stupid asses.

You just earned yourself a spot on my shit list, and I know you're reading this, because you obviously have no life and want to stalk women on stripperweb by posting their usernames on MGF.

YOU try being a cam model and dealing with the assholes, misogynists, cheap asses, and free loaders day after day after day, and then you'll see why so many damn models come on here to LET.OFF.STEAM.AND.RANT.

:finger:

IsobelWren
08-24-2013, 09:03 PM
I have officially decided that next time one of these asshats say to me, "I am just asking" that I am going to reply back to them, "And I am just answering."

That's what my mom says. Or DID say, with a sarcastic mom, my siblings and I learned FAST not to keep asking dipshit questions.


...I guess more of our clients should have been raised by my mom.


...I guess that would make things hotter for a lot of my incest clients.

justanothercamgirl
08-25-2013, 06:13 AM
I was in my $1 GS today and I recognized a name. The reason I recognized it was that it was the ONLY guy who ever left me a bad comment. Actually put in my comments that I wasn't worth the price and here he was fucking slumming in my gold show.

I banned his ass right out of my gold show. Hope that I caught that douchebag right in mid-stroke. :)

justanothercamgirl
08-25-2013, 07:45 AM
In Free Chat

custie: Can you see me?
JAC: O.O

CanadianRuby
08-25-2013, 09:38 AM
In Free Chat

custie: Can you see me?
JAC: O.O

Lol, this is kind of unrelated, but, I started playing "Order and Chaos" on my phone, and, I was invited in this group by like, this boy and this chick, and I was just roaming around and then one of them said "Are you a boy or a girl?", I said a girl, then they said "Oh I thought so, you have a girly cough."

I was like :eye-poppi "What?"

I didn't realize, if you're in a group on that game, your cell phone automatically can turn on your mic. So, they could hear me.

Maybe I should have been like "That'll be a $1 a minute If you want to keep hearing my girly voice" :flirt::eyebrow:

Snowy0Star
08-25-2013, 09:41 AM
Lol, this is kind of unrelated, but, I started playing "Order and Chaos" on my phone, and, I was invited in this group by like, this boy and this chick, and I was just roaming around and then one of them said "Are you a boy or a girl?", I said a girl, then they said "Oh I thought so, you have a girly cough."

I was like :eye-poppi "What?"

I didn't realize, if you're in a group on that game, your cell phone automatically can turn on your mic. So, they could hear me.

Maybe I should have been like "That'll be a $1 a minute If you want to keep hearing my girly voice" :flirt::eyebrow:

i think this belongs in the you know ur a camgirl when thread you should totally post this there too =^y^=

nikki187
08-25-2013, 12:23 PM
Dumbass: What color is your pedicure?
Me: ( I get so tired of this fucking question so instead of answering it) Tip 5 GOLD and find out baby! :)
Dumbass: WHAT COLOR ARE THEY
Me: I already told you tip to find out.
Dumbass: you are never going to be successful being like that
Me: oh really? It seems to me I am already successful here jackass. BYE now!

Blocked Dumbass
All these damn asshats always coming in asking what color my toes are then leaving is so annoying to me lately.

CanadianRuby
08-25-2013, 02:00 PM
Date: Sun Aug 25 04:59:26 PM EDT
Subject:
It's dark out i decide to go for a dip in the pool as im swimming back and forth from the ends you slip ur self in the pool. i stop in the shallow end to take a breather, i lean against the wall, u come up behind me a wrap ur arms arounds my waste slowly moving one hand down my swim trunks, as you nipple on my ear and whisper you ready to go? i turn around, you u push me against the wall and kiss me slowly moving your hands down from my chest, to my stomach, down to my swim trunks, you slowly use one hand to pull my trunk out as the other one contines downward. my hands also move down ur back with every second we are getting hotter and hotter, i untie your top, which is removed quickly without use stopping kissing, i run my hands over ur ass, as i do so i strip you of ur bottom. while you rather quickly and smoothly remove my trunks you r now running your hands up and down my hard cock, we stopp kissing, i lean in to ur ear and whisper get ready, you look at with me not knowng what is about to happen i grib ur ass before i pick u up by ur ass and place you on my cock as i do so u wrap your legs around my body i bounce you up and down going deeper with every thrust ur nails are digging deeper and deeper in my back. i contunie until u moan and moan then i pick u up and put u so u r shoved against the wall your fine ass facing me, i run my hand down ur body grabbing ur boobs then reaching your clit i rub it before fingering you, you start to moan louder and louder. i run my cock up and down ur asss before slowly penetrating you from behind,which makes you moan even louder as you r being fingered and penatrate from both holes, i start to go faster and faster while pulling u up so ur back is on my chest and my hand is squeezing ur tit, this is just making it easier to thrust deeper inside of u then u look at me and say finsh me, so we get out of the pool where we clean off then i place u lying on the ground ur legs my shoulders then i pound ur pussy making u moan louderly until u cumm then u look at me and say ur turn u roll me onmy back and start blowling me choking everytime u go deeper im getting so close to cumming i finally cumm all over ur tits and face

CanadianRuby
08-25-2013, 02:04 PM
He's just so....artistic.....so.....imaginate......so literate.

He took my breath away.



NOT.

Stupid fuck head. Can you like, NOT send me your cybering bullshit, especially one that is a story that 1. would never happen 2. would never happen 3. You touch me and I will make you swallow your own balls.

LOL @ his reviews:

" OMG!!! This guy is AMAZING!!!! I would love to see what he really does in bed!! Definitely a keeper. His stories are orgasmic!! I hope to hear many more stories from this guy. Have the stories keep coming back to him! ;-) "

Yuli
08-25-2013, 05:34 PM
This is a shoutout to every guy who begs me to open his PM while I'm in a cum show. Sure, I'll just take my fingers out of my pussy, turn off my vibrator, wash my hands, and answer your "hru." HOW DO YOU THINK I AM. ENJOY THE PUSSY AND STFU.

CanadianRuby
08-25-2013, 05:56 PM
UHGHGHGHGHG!: lol... I'm getting all excited thinking about buttholes lol! >.< tell me about yours? lol
Me: Sorry I don't dirty chat for free =)

He's been talking to me like 45 minutes, hasn't contributed, has spoken about contributing in the future for some shit.....then he starts up on that.

He's one of those immature under 22 year olds I fucking hate, that talk like :3, YAAAAAY!!!!!, : DDDD, : ))))))))))))))))), ^.^

IsobelWren
08-25-2013, 06:10 PM
Him: My idea for a something Nerdy and Kinky is you be Powergirl and we roleplay that you are being raped by Superman.

"Yeah! You gonna take your cousin by force?"

Him: What?!

"Superman and Powergirl are cousins."

Him: Oh.

A beat goes by and he takes me to excl anyway.

Him: Cousins, huh?

ETA that I'm pretty sure I out-nerded him on that. Seemed like he really had no idea of the back story on either character. Could have been a creative way to get incest fetish, but I think that he really just saw my preset that I'm a comic book geek, then went and looked up like, sexy comic characters so that he could have a roleplay that he thought I'd totally get off on, cum buckets, blah blah blah.

IsobelWren
08-25-2013, 06:27 PM
People read room topics rarely enough that I got sick of putting rules/limits up there only to need a preset that says, "please read the room topic," so I just cut out a step and made a preset out of the room topic. Now my room topic is usually a joke or interesting fact. The few people who read it always react well. It stimulates conversation and amuses me. Today though...

First, I forgot to set a topic.
Someone with no numbers or notes next to his name: No joke in the topic? WTF? Lame.
I check "sessions" to see if he's maybe just bought into a few gold shows. He hasn't. Never bought anything or even tipped.
Me, "Wow. You've never bought anything or even spoken to me and the first thing you ever say is rude? You must be a hit with the ladies."
No cash no class: Sorry. I just like your jokes. I get used to them.
Me, "Thanks for coming around often enough to get used to my topics. Since you've enjoyed them so long, you should buy into a show, or tip me to show your appreciation."
NCNC: I'm a broke student.
Me, "So am I. You can't even afford two dollars to say, 'thank you for amusing me every night?'"
NCNC: Jokes are free.
*silent ban* *instantly set new topic to spite him*

New topic, "What do sluts and the Bermuda triangle have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of se[a]men."

Derp: Have you swallowed a lot of semen?
Me, flirty smile, "I'll tell you alll about it in exclusive chat."
Derp takes me excl instantly. I'm shocked that it actually worked.
Derp: Tell me.
Me, "It'll be hotter if I take all this off first.
Derp: Tell me now.
Revving up to make this a big story, "Well. I was in Christian school, so I got a late start-"
Derp: Tell me now.
Putting on a brave face, "Sure have! Why this one time-"
He leaves. The whole thing took maybe 20 seconds.

That was worse than the peepers. I actually put effort into that shit. Spitefully, I jump back into free and change the room topic to, "Pavlov? The name rings a bell."

IsobelWren
08-25-2013, 08:03 PM
Ha haaaa! I started copying you and bolding the parts that stood out to me as grammatically incorrect or particularly stupid but there were so many of them that I had to give up and undo it all! I had to pick only the choicest bits.

I *hate* water sex. Tried it, vastly overrated. Water -particularly salt water or pool water- in the cooch is not pleasant and downright painful when it washes away all the natural lubricant. So when someone makes pool erotica, the only thing I can think is, "ow" and, "that's unsanitary." Then I think about how many other assholes have thought this was a good idea and have fucked in public pools which I have then swum in. Bet you some of them even did it in the butt. Bet you there are vaginal secretions and butt juice all in that water.


while you rather quickly and smoothly remove my trunks

I say good chap. I see you've rawthah quickly removed my swim trunks. Cheerio! What a pip!


i grib ur ass before i pick u up by ur ass and place you on my cock

Double agreed. That is totally weird. I picture him doing it like one of those anal hook suspensions you see in BDSM porn.


going deeper with every thrust (https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?186297-Tags-on-Streamate-DOUBLE-BACK-VERSION&p=2522185&viewfull=1#post2522185)


ur nails are digging deeper and deeper in my back.

Yes, because I'm trying to gouge bloody trenches in your back so that you stop. Seriously, get the fuck off me.


you r being fingered and penatrate from both holes

I think I missed the part where he had an additional hand or cock. If I read it correctly (hard to do), he's all tapped out at this point. Where is the extra limb with which for to double penatrate me coming from? Also when I was trying to misspell it like he did I originally said, "pentatrate" which sounds like a molecule some undersexed chemist invented so that he could giggle with his friends.


i start to go faster and faster while pulling u up so ur back is on my chest and my hand is squeezing ur tit,

That sounds really uncomfortable. I'm glad this guy has never actually had sex with anyone IRL.


u look at me and say finsh me

http://31.media.tumblr.com/799bc03a10a8b0028d0f92657ef8a3c2/tumblr_mrvnm2Jv6a1qkl00so1_500.jpg


making u moan louderly

Why do I have, "Wouldn't it be Loverly" stuck in my head right now? "Awl aye wont is a cum somewhere, fawr away from my eyes an' hair!"

It's so stupid and slightly funny when you can tell through the deterioration of the grammar and structure during the piece that they were wanking as they wrote. I picture them spooging, then giving the story a glance over, and smugly thinking, "yeah that's hot. Bitchez are gunna luv it. I'm gunna get so much tail. She can totally tell I'm a sensitive type and shit. ....should I clean up the grammar and typos? ...Nah. I'm good!" <-This conversation with himself is always Jenna Marbles being a guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJOVntAve4M).

Sunnylexie
08-25-2013, 09:39 PM
butthead: how about them titties ?
butthead: ;-)
butthead: one time free?
Me: no.
butthead: well i stole my daddys card and i cant spend his money. but if you make me horny me pay big bucks!!!

Oh sure bb, the fact you're using a stolen cc changes it completely! See, I'm not just banning you, but reporting you first.

Sunnylexie
08-26-2013, 12:11 AM
Originally Posted by CanadianRuby
going deeper with every thrust

Originally Posted by CanadianRuby
ur nails are digging deeper and deeper in my back.

Yes, because I'm trying to gouge bloody trenches in your back so that you stop. Seriously, get the fuck off me.


He went deeper in her with every thrust, and her nails dug deeper and deeper in his back, until his cock burst through her body to come out right above her right pelvic bone, and her fingers got so deep that she tore his ribcage open from the back. That's what the coroner said.

VictoriaChaos
08-26-2013, 07:50 AM
A guys status on MGF: "Thinking I'm done with MGF. Prices too high..meh"

........


BYE.:finger:

OMG I just remembered!
The other day I was on SM and a guy came in.
He was looking at prices and started complaining about how everything was too high and he couldn't find a chick under $3.

Way to go ladies! Keep those prices up!

CanadianRuby
08-26-2013, 08:13 AM
Ha haaaa! I started copying you and bolding the parts that stood out to me as grammatically incorrect or particularly stupid but there were so many of them that I had to give up and undo it all! I had to pick only the choicest bits.

I *hate* water sex. Tried it, vastly overrated. Water -particularly salt water or pool water- in the cooch is not pleasant and downright painful when it washes away all the natural lubricant. So when someone makes pool erotica, the only thing I can think is, "ow" and, "that's unsanitary." Then I think about how many other assholes have thought this was a good idea and have fucked in public pools which I have then swum in. Bet you some of them even did it in the butt. Bet you there are vaginal secretions and butt juice all in that water.



I say good chap. I see you've rawthah quickly removed my swim trunks. Cheerio! What a pip!



Double agreed. That is totally weird. I picture him doing it like one of those anal hook suspensions you see in BDSM porn.





Yes, because I'm trying to gouge bloody trenches in your back so that you stop. Seriously, get the fuck off me.



I think I missed the part where he had an additional hand or cock. If I read it correctly (hard to do), he's all tapped out at this point. Where is the extra limb with which for to double penatrate me coming from? Also when I was trying to misspell it like he did I originally said, "pentatrate" which sounds like a molecule some undersexed chemist invented so that he could giggle with his friends.



That sounds really uncomfortable. I'm glad this guy has never actually had sex with anyone IRL.



http://31.media.tumblr.com/799bc03a10a8b0028d0f92657ef8a3c2/tumblr_mrvnm2Jv6a1qkl00so1_500.jpg



Why do I have, "Wouldn't it be Loverly" stuck in my head right now? "Awl aye wont is a cum somewhere, fawr away from my eyes an' hair!"

It's so stupid and slightly funny when you can tell through the deterioration of the grammar and structure during the piece that they were wanking as they wrote. I picture them spooging, then giving the story a glance over, and smugly thinking, "yeah that's hot. Bitchez are gunna luv it. I'm gunna get so much tail. She can totally tell I'm a sensitive type and shit. ....should I clean up the grammar and typos? ...Nah. I'm good!" <-This conversation with himself is always Jenna Marbles being a guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJOVntAve4M).



Hahahaha! I love you!

Thank you for the visual lmao. I didn't even notice, or rather, my brain just probably couldn't comprehend the bits and peice I read over that made NO sense.

I still have yet to respond to his little message, but, I think I am going to crush his ego. He is the same age as me, apparently....and, if he thinks THAT is an "awesum stori" to send to ladies, he has GOT to be a little slow in the head.

I wonder if he wrote that specifically for me, like...looking at my photos and jerking it while typing that shit or something....probably....ew.

It's funny, because, I cut my nails super oober short, because it's no good being a cam girl with long as nails because i'll probably cut myself haha. The way he describes sex with ME, is not even close to how I would act...at all.

I don't like digging nails into skin....and, who the heck wants to be "fingered and penetrated in both holes" in a swimming pool?!

And...."grabbing my tit"....well, I have 34 A boobs....so, not much to grab there.

He's like the ultimate "god modder" of stories. His story is like, basically just some dude that ravages some poor girl in the pool in an unsanitary and degrading fashion. I was NOT turned on by his story. So many fucking dudes tell me their "stories" they wrote, and 99% of them SUCK.

CanadianRuby
08-26-2013, 08:17 AM
He went deeper in her with every thrust, and her nails dug deeper and deeper in his back, until his cock burst through her body to come out right above her right pelvic bone, and her fingers got so deep that she tore his ribcage open from the back. That's what the coroner said.

Lmao, I almost spit my coffee out onto the keyboard.

Lmao, I was going to respond to his story with my own little story where the girl does some unmentionable acts in return, but, he'd probably report me for ruining his boner....ha.

IsobelWren
08-26-2013, 10:12 AM
I still have yet to respond to his little message, but, I think I am going to crush his ego. He is the same age as me, apparently....and, if he thinks THAT is an "awesum stori" to send to ladies, he has GOT to be a little slow in the head.

BWA HAAA! You'll HAVE to post your reply to him here! I've GOT to know what he sayssss! OMG I'm begging like a dog. :D



I wonder if he wrote that specifically for me, like...looking at my photos and jerking it while typing that shit or something....probably....ew.


When I was doing more glamour stills (Playboy, Penthouse, etc) I used to go to this convention for people who like glamour models. Honestly it was like analog free chat. This one guy presented me with a weird, but well written and kinda sweet erotic story. There was "romantic" dialogue between "Isobel" and "[his name]." He'd put it in one of those laminated report folders you would put reports in when you were in middle school. I don't remember what the story was, but it was totally not arousing to me and I think it was vaguely creepy, but the fact that he thought enough about me to write this story for me was touching and I gave him a free photo print to say thank you.

That night over dinner I told some friends about it. We all looked at each other for a second and then all three of them dug out their own copies! It was the same exact story, he'd just done a find and replace for our names!!! They were in the same color report binders and everything!!! We'd all given him free somethings to say thank you!!! We couldn't stop laughing. He was persona non grata at the event the next day.

MellyMay
08-26-2013, 02:04 PM
dude : "Wow. That's a hairy pussy."

34826

Snowy0Star
08-26-2013, 04:16 PM
Guy Asks for role play and say i do roleplay in excl and he trys to get in free chat by saying hell tip me as we go along


Cheap Role Play Man : this will sound funny
cowboys and indians

CRPM : Taylor the sly bandit sneaks into the native settlement late one starlit moonless night in the 18th century
he hides in the shadows and packs some valuables into his bag

Snowy00Star: sweety this is a pay to play site were in FREE chat right now ....


CRPM: well. I am not asking you to strip, at least not yet
I will continue to tip you to type role play to me

CRPM has successfully sent you $2.00 of GOLD.

I banned him i was really wondering if he was going to send me gold but yeah that 70 cents pays a little bit for the aggravation he caused as i lost a few brain cells comprehending his stupidity

MellyMay
08-26-2013, 04:28 PM
Oh another genius one.... from a regular, even!

Dude: I'd love to be the guy in one of your vids.
Me: uhhh. no. and i don't and never do boy/girl content.
Dude: I'm sorry, I had no idea.
Me: It's been on my fucking profile since day one in BIG LETTERS, right above where it says I don't MEET people from here.
Dude: Now I feel like a jerk.
Me: ......

Procrasturbator
08-26-2013, 04:37 PM
Guy Asks for role play and say i do roleplay in excl and he trys to get in free chat by saying hell tip me as we go along


Cheap Role Play Man : this will sound funny
cowboys and indians

CRPM : Taylor the sly bandit sneaks into the native settlement late one starlit moonless night in the 18th century
he hides in the shadows and packs some valuables into his bag

Snowy00Star: sweety this is a pay to play site were in FREE chat right now ....


CRPM: well. I am not asking you to strip, at least not yet
I will continue to tip you to type role play to me

CRPM has successfully sent you $2.00 of GOLD.

I banned him i was really wondering if he was going to send me gold but yeah that 70 cents pays a little bit for the aggravation he caused as i lost a few brain cells comprehending his stupidity

Didn't someone else here get this guy too?? Lmao what a bizarrely specific fantasy, and in free chat no less.

gingerstripper
08-26-2013, 04:40 PM
i had a jack ass talking to me today

You have kids?
yes
do you lock them in their room while you work?
ummmm noooooo.

-ban-

chloemay
08-26-2013, 10:09 PM
Just now on Skype, JohnBaggie, says he saw my ad on CMD and asked how much for a short show to see how I am. Yes, you read that correctly. I was nice, and replied $15 for 5 minutes. Got this:

"I usually pay $15 for 20 minutes, I guess I am cheap" (after also requesting a free preview and getting my blog link explaining why i don't do them)

me: "LOL $50 for 20 minutes with me. You are cheap!" Blocks him and logs off after a pretty decent Monday. Not even mad :-)

AutumnAmbrosia
08-26-2013, 10:24 PM
Guy Asks for role play and say i do roleplay in excl and he trys to get in free chat by saying hell tip me as we go along


Cheap Role Play Man : this will sound funny
cowboys and indians

CRPM : Taylor the sly bandit sneaks into the native settlement late one starlit moonless night in the 18th century
he hides in the shadows and packs some valuables into his bag

Snowy00Star: sweety this is a pay to play site were in FREE chat right now ....


CRPM: well. I am not asking you to strip, at least not yet
I will continue to tip you to type role play to me

CRPM has successfully sent you $2.00 of GOLD.

I banned him i was really wondering if he was going to send me gold but yeah that 70 cents pays a little bit for the aggravation he caused as i lost a few brain cells comprehending his stupidity

HAD HIM! This was roughly how MY experience with him went:
Asshole: Are you Hispanic?
*I laugh* I'm white as can be, sugar.
Asshole: Ah, well I have mostly English and German in my blood.
Me: Oh yeah?
Asshole: Yes. So what about you?
Me: Mostly Irish and then Native American on both sides.
Asshole: Which tribes?
Me: Uh...Menomenee-Cree and Blackfoot.
Asshole: *tips 2 gold and starts role playing* I sneak into the Menomenee-Cree camp as a bandit to find things to steal. I begin filling my pack with goods.
Me: Ooo! Sounds like a fun role play. I'd love to talk more about this in Exclusive.
Asshole: *tard rages* Now, HOLD ON A SECOND. If we were exclusive, I'd demand you talk to only me and strip down for me, but I'm not doing that, am I? I JUST tipped you and I'd be happy to drop more. I am NOT taking you away from your customers!
Me: My companionship and attention is just as valuable as my time in exclusive. I'm glad that you tipped, but I also have other guests to greet and chat with.
Asshole: I am NOT, I repeat, I AM NOT, taking you away from your customers!
Me: Now, if you're going to get irate about this, I will not stand for that. Thank you, sir.
Asshole: I wasn't being rude!
Me: Well you're at least VERY awfully pushy.
Asshole: Well I'm sorry it's just been a hard day and a hard year.
Me: That's fine, my room is a place to relax. Simmer down, hon.
Asshole: *Tips 2 more gold* So anyway, you see my stealing, what is your response?
Me: "Well naturally, I wouldn't scream at first because I'd be curious...I'd sneak up behind you in the treeline and then I'd..."
BAN!

CanadianRuby
08-27-2013, 12:01 AM
HAD HIM! This was roughly how MY experience with him went:
Asshole: Are you Hispanic?
*I laugh* I'm white as can be, sugar.
Asshole: Ah, well I have mostly English and German in my blood.
Me: Oh yeah?
Asshole: Yes. So what about you?
Me: Mostly Irish and then Native American on both sides.
Asshole: Which tribes?
Me: Uh...Menomenee-Cree and Blackfoot.
Asshole: *tips 2 gold and starts role playing* I sneak into the Menomenee-Cree camp as a bandit to find things to steal. I begin filling my pack with goods.
Me: Ooo! Sounds like a fun role play. I'd love to talk more about this in Exclusive.
Asshole: *tard rages* Now, HOLD ON A SECOND. If we were exclusive, I'd demand you talk to only me and strip down for me, but I'm not doing that, am I? I JUST tipped you and I'd be happy to drop more. I am NOT taking you away from your customers!
Me: My companionship and attention is just as valuable as my time in exclusive. I'm glad that you tipped, but I also have other guests to greet and chat with.
Asshole: I am NOT, I repeat, I AM NOT, taking you away from your customers!
Me: Now, if you're going to get irate about this, I will not stand for that. Thank you, sir.
Asshole: I wasn't being rude!
Me: Well you're at least VERY awfully pushy.
Asshole: Well I'm sorry it's just been a hard day and a hard year.
Me: That's fine, my room is a place to relax. Simmer down, hon.
Asshole: *Tips 2 more gold* So anyway, you see my stealing, what is your response?
Me: "Well naturally, I wouldn't scream at first because I'd be curious...I'd sneak up behind you in the treeline and then I'd..."
BAN!



What a peculiar type of roleplay.

And what kind of an idiot thinks.a model should roleplay in free chat like that. Like, dude, you're going to kill the vibe of the room by spewing your creepy ass roleplay text everywhere.

Men are embarrassingly stupid when their dicks get hard.

Sunnylexie
08-27-2013, 03:22 AM
Sorry for TML, the shift's been really productive.


In free, while I am in PVT:
Idiot: can i rent you for cash?
Idiot: i pay really good
Idiot: when yes please ad me on skype
Idiot15156
its my number

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Dude (in free chat): if i get on bed i have mic adn cam
but my roomate is next door but have to be quiet
Me: If you have headphones and can type, noise won't be a problem.
Dude: what can we do if i get on my bed
Me: 0_o That is up to you. What are you comfortable with?
Dude: u like feet
Me: like men's feet, or doing footplay?
Dude: doingfootplay
Me: love it)
The dude goes Excl. I start attaching a toy to the desk like in POV.
Dude: can u stick int in ure pussy
adn spread wide

I've heard of "surprise fetish", bit did he just take me Excl for a fetish show to get me do some surprise masturbation?
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LoserDouchebag: does anyone ever give you gold?
Me: sure
why are you asking?
LoserDouchebag: havnt seen you show anything
Me: well maybe that's because YOU have never given me gold?;-)
LoserDouchebag: you have a beautiful face
Me: ty
LoserDouchebag: does the rest look as nice
Me: You might want to take a look at my pictures!
LoserDouchebag: hairy pussy
Me: yup
LoserDouchebag: get me excited i go pvt
Me: no
LoserDouchebag: y
Me: I don't want you in my pvt
*Someone takes me pvt. The idiot leaves. The minute I return to free chat, he pops back in*
Me: lol back here?
LoserDouchebag: i cant stay away
LoserDouchebag: why dont you want me in pvt
Me: I don't wanna "get you excited"
LoserDouchebag: if someone tips you will i see
Me: if i let you lol
LoserDouchebag: can you do a gold show?
Me: do you know you sound like a complete douche?
LoserDouchebag: why
Me: first you ask if anyone tips me at all, then you ask if you can see more if someone else pays for it or just because you MIGHT take a pvt after
LoserDouchebag: havnt seen anyone tip
Me: and now you expect me to go and do a gold show just because YOU wanted it
LoserDouchebag: get me hard i would go pvt
Me: congrats, now you sound like an ULTIMATE douche
LoserDouchebag: have to get me horny to go pvt
Me: ok guess free porn is your choice *raise my hand to ban but get taken pvt*

*Back in free chat*
LoserDouchebag: if you would tease guys you would get alot more in pvt
Me: i would get a lot more insults and waste a lot more energy, that's for sure
LoserDouchebag: i will go pvt with some tonight and cum
Me: Hope itt's not gonna be with me
if you are this bossy in free chat, I dread to imagine what a pvt with you is like.
LoserDouchebag: i bet you would make me cum good
i love hairy pussy
Me: we will never find out)

*Busy chat - other users - bla bla bla*

LoserDouchebag: you have such a pretty smile you could never make me mad
LoserDouchebag: does that pretty mouth like to suck dick
Me: go pvt. looks like you've got hard and horny enough
LoserDouchebag: soft
SomeOtherDude has successfully sent you $5.00 of GOLD.
Me: ty! what would you like to see?
SomeOtherDude: your ass
Me: LoserDouchebag, here you see a guy tip me
and now turn your back *kick him and show ass*
LoserDouchebag: *gets back in* what did you show
Me: my ass)
LoserDouchebag: that was to fast thats all they get
Me: guess i should ban you.
LoserDouchebag: no i love you

BrokeIdiot: i got 5 show me bb
Me: you got 5?
BrokeIdiot: 5 gold
Me: Fine, lets wait till I get them)))
BrokeIdiot: so what?
Me: i show after you tip.
BrokeIdiot: i know bb *does nothing*
BrokeIdiot: what now?
Guy1 has successfully sent you $1.00 of GOLD.
Guy1: i want u to stand up babe
Guy2 has successfully sent you $1.00 of GOLD.
Guy2: my last dollar for a lovely girl who smiled at me
Guy3 has successfully sent you $1.00 of GOLD.
Guy3: can u stand again;-)
great body bb
BrokeIdiot: 10 for front & ass
Me: BrokeIdiot, try to tip for real instead of typing it out
Guy3: so u start a gold show?
Me: Sorry, I'd rather not. Ill have to dump the chat and log off to switch between the chat modes to do it
And I doubt the people will come back
BrokeIdiot: ok now stop the tude sexy
LoserDouchebag: i will
Guy3: well just keep it as is then darling
Guy3: keep this chat is fine
unless the guys want a show too
Me *explain how GS are something everyone asks for but noone wants to pledge for*
Guy3: riiggghhttttt lol
LoserDouchebag: i wanna pay to cum
Guy3: mabye theri jacking off instead of tipping the pretty lady
Me: Not really, most are there just to watch the model tease during the countdown. Stripping or topless dancing is good enough for them to cum without having to pay
Guy3: mm u are right bb
LoserDouchebag: thats fore play
i got to see that hole to fi nish
Guy3: the show is much hotter though:-)*goes pvt*
Me (to the LoserDouchebag) : YOU are a hole
LoserDouchebag has been blocked
BrokeIdiot has been blocked

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imsowittydurdur: so wait let me get tis straight....
imsowittydurdur: you will pay me 5 gold to look at your tits or ass?
imsowittydurdur has been blocked

Shit, I should've asked him for his Paypal acct number to transfer the 5 bucks to, then make a chargeback and report him for receiving a payment for adult services.

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tnnsDB: mmmmm vv bb

LOLWUT?

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In free chat:
Asshat has logged on
Asshat: 7712cnl
Me: ?
Asshat: 7712cnl
Me: What's with the 7712cnl?
*Asshat goes PVT*
Me: Welcome, can you hear me?
Asshat: 7712cnl
Me: what is it?
Asshat: *no answer*
Me: what would you like me to do 4 you?
Asshat: bang your pussy with your fist
Me: 1) fisting is against the site rules, 2) my profile clearly says "no fisting"
Asshat: 4 fingers
Me: 2 fingers, or a toy.
Asshat has logged off

"Bang your pussy with your fist" ? As a non-native speaker, I might be mistaken - but doesn't the word "bang" suppose it's done "hard and fast"?.. If it does, it sounds even more thrilling than "sliding a Hitachi in".

VeteranCamModel
08-27-2013, 05:24 AM
oh I know, they ask for sph or state specifically what they wanna see, you do it and they leave, its almost like they are testing us or well, just wondering whats the first word that comes out of our mouth, its stupid and crazy. And all that talk in free chat gets on my nerves, I have found less is more, the less I give the more they stay lol- bunch of dip tards if you ask me lol best wishes for the work day everyone $$$$$

Yuli
08-27-2013, 06:25 AM
I hate when I don't know if a guy wants sph. I have it listed I do some domme stuff and sometimes they don't discuss what they want beforehand, they just pull it out, ask what I think, and I have to play dong roulette. Is it a tube of chapstick or a tube of pringles? A pinky finger or a mighty python? Choose wisely, camgirl, your private depends on it.

Procrasturbator
08-27-2013, 09:02 AM
This happens to me every now and then and I don't get it..... Do you girls ever get a guy who wants sph then gets offended when you proceed to humiliate him?? The only reasons that I can come up with for why this happens is that a) they are mistaken about what sph abbreviates or b) they are hoping you will be like 'But it's not small! Why do you want me to degrade it?'

Loool haven't got that yet but I dread the day. Or accidental SPH! When you're getting major SPH vibes but they're not saying it. And then when they turn on their cam and are all "So is it too small?" You're just like... "Idk, do you want it to be too small?"

Once I had an SPH guy argue with me. He didn't know what SPH meant but he had a tiny dick reference in his name, kept talking about his tiny dick, and really did have a tiny (tiny tiny tiny, wow) dick. But when we went exclusive he couldn't decide if he wanted me to scream as his tiny dick ravaged me or laugh at him. Men.


ALL. THE. TIME.
It's gotten so bad, that I just stopped doing sph altogether.
I mostly get the ones who really aren't that small, but ask for "sph"
They try to finagle their way into getting me to do it. Like, "I just want you to tell me the truth about it"
And I fell for it the first few times, like "Sure! In Exclusive!" *takes me exclusive, pulls out 7-inch dick
"Ummm. That's not small at all"
*leaves

And I'm like 34835

Ugh.

Probably the #1 thing I've learned about camming is when a custie asks me for the truth, they're asking me to say what they want to hear and confirm whatever notion is already in their head, true or not. So now I either blatantly lie or bend the truth. Honesty has no place in my hustle lol.

CanadianRuby
08-27-2013, 10:45 AM
Are men REALLY that self conscious about it? I mean, I know theit Dick is the center of the universe, and, they touch it from the time they are a baby until they die....but like, do they REALLY have to play mind games to get you to say they have a.big Dick? Haha

CanadianRuby
08-27-2013, 10:54 AM
Are men REALLY that self conscious about it? I mean, I know theit Dick is the center of the universe, and, they touch it from the time they are a baby until they die....but like, do they REALLY have to play mind games to get you to say they have a.big Dick? Haha

Sparkly
08-27-2013, 11:49 AM
I have this guy on mfc that's a regular in my room. 4 months ago, he tipped me 2,500 tokens. I really appreciated it but it was the only time he tipped, and he hasn't tipped since. $125 and he seems to think he owns me for life. If I don't respond to his IMs right away he gets butt hurt and in 3 minutes I come back to a bunch of "???" And "hello?". I make it very clear that I don't read IMs during a public show. Yet, whenever I go back to look at IMs after a show, this asshole is freaking trying to direct my show and didn't even contribute to it. Eventually I am going to end up chewing him out, it's a ticking time bomb. I almost did after what happened last night.

So, we got an earthquake last night when I was on cam. It lasted maybe 10 seconds but my room noticed it. I freaked and said I needed to go check on things. I put myself away for maybe 10 minutes. Most of my room had comments like "hope everything is okay". From him I get a bunch of hellos and question marks as usual. A bunch of random crap about me ignoring him in there. The thing that really pissed me off is that he said "you can't go away when people have tipped to your show, it's bad for business". Um, hello it is certainly not his "business" he hasn't tipped in 4 months.

justanothercamgirl
08-27-2013, 11:57 AM
custie: I want to c2c
JAC: No privates today. Check back tomorrow.
idiot: Even exclusives?
JAC: *facepalm*

CanadianRuby
08-27-2013, 01:17 PM
I have this guy on mfc that's a regular in my room. 4 months ago, he tipped me 2,500 tokens. I really appreciated it but it was the only time he tipped, and he hasn't tipped since. $125 and he seems to think he owns me for life. If I don't respond to his IMs right away he gets butt hurt and in 3 minutes I come back to a bunch of "???" And "hello?". I make it very clear that I don't read IMs during a public show. Yet, whenever I go back to look at IMs after a show, this asshole is freaking trying to direct my show and didn't even contribute to it. Eventually I am going to end up chewing him out, it's a ticking time bomb. I almost did after what happened last night.

So, we got an earthquake last night when I was on cam. It lasted maybe 10 seconds but my room noticed it. I freaked and said I needed to go check on things. I put myself away for maybe 10 minutes. Most of my room had comments like "hope everything is okay". From him I get a bunch of hellos and question marks as usual. A bunch of random crap about me ignoring him in there. The thing that really pissed me off is that he said "you can't go away when people have tipped to your show, it's bad for business". Um, hello it is certainly not his "business" he hasn't tipped in 4 months.


I'd just ban him. You don't need the aggrevation. Or just be like, you don't grt to tell me what to do since you haven't contributed for FOUR months, asshole.

I HATE how they think they own us or we owe them something. The transaction is complete once we do what they tipped for, period. I don't care if it was 40 bucks or 300.

IsobelWren
08-27-2013, 01:48 PM
This happens to me every now and then and I don't get it..... Do you girls ever get a guy who wants sph then gets offended when you proceed to humiliate him?? The only reasons that I can come up with for why this happens is that a) they are mistaken about what sph abbreviates or b) they are hoping you will be like 'But it's not small! Why do you want me to degrade it?'

YES! I HATE it when that happens! It's like, dude what did you think this was about? I've stopped the action when that happened twice, but never got a real answer.

justanothercamgirl
08-27-2013, 03:46 PM
ithinkiamwittyandsmart: i think whoever measured ur chest lied to u lol they def not a G cup they're too small
JAC: *ban*

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If you can't tell my breasts are a G cup then you seriously need to go back to titty university. It is more than obvious to anyone with more than two brain cells that they are a G cup.

IsobelWren
08-27-2013, 05:32 PM
I know that this email was meant to be a compliment but it makes me want to cunt punch him anyway.

"Does your vagina whisper winning lottery numbers in exclusive?

Just curious.

I have yet to see you NOT in an exclusive chat."


...I gave him a sales pitch instead of a cunt punch....but still.

Procrasturbator
08-27-2013, 10:44 PM
This moron just tried to get me to say I love "n***** dick". Of course he didn't ask for this until we were already in exclusive. I told him I could say I love big black dick but I wasn't comfortable using racial slurs. He pressured me for like 2 minutes then left without a word and rated me 1 star. Didn't get a chance to ban him but next time. Mark my words, next time.

I already emailed support to try to get it removed. It's my first time doing that so fingers crossed.

Snowy0Star
08-27-2013, 11:02 PM
This moron just tried to get me to say I love "n***** dick". Of course he didn't ask for this until we were already in exclusive. I told him I could say I love big black dick but I wasn't comfortable using racial slurs. He pressured me for like 2 minutes then left without a word and rated me 1 star. Didn't get a chance to ban him but next time. Mark my words, next time.

I already emailed support to try to get it removed. It's my first time doing that so fingers crossed.

they will they always do when i ask

BluJ
08-28-2013, 01:01 AM
While talking with regs about gaming...

"it is so easy for girls to get into game business, since there are so few"

It proves how awesome I am that I didn't bitch smack him with a thousand reasons of why that is wrong.

audritwo
08-28-2013, 05:37 AM
I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but I hate it when people come in my room and be like "x person died." I give them my condolences then try to move on. But they stay on it. Like today:

Customer: "My mother shot herself last week."
Me: "That's terrible I'm so sorry."
Then proceeds to be even more depressing and gets pretty dark. Scares my whole room away because he wasn't talking about it in PVT. Ended up telling the poor fellow that I'm sorry for your lost, but I rather not talk about that at this time. Then threw a hissy fit. *Ban*

Sigh, seriously?

Rose_Who
08-28-2013, 07:03 AM
Wishy-Washy-Guy: you into role play?

Me: That depends on what sort of roleplay you're looking for

Wishy-Washy-Guy: i am 28 i have a cam

Me: Okay. What sort of roleplay are you looking for?

Wishy-WAshy Guy: maybe neighbor
or something what do you like

Me: I like men who know what they want.

Wishy-washy guy leaves

VictoriaChaos
08-28-2013, 07:59 AM
Me: Okay. What sort of roleplay are you looking for?

I hate this question.

I'm not fucking here because I want to do this for fun.
If I was, I wouldn't go through all the trouble of giving a website my personal information.