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Glamourmilf
08-28-2013, 09:14 AM
During a Voyeur GS (which Is only Boob Play)- $1 buy-in
Douche GS REJECT Types: "GAY", then leaves the GS.
We already know these guys are too lazy to read profiles. Now I guess guys don't read the GS topic box either!:blindfold


Just now during my boobs only $1 buy-in GS, ~~~ dude types-"No face. Not interesting!" Logs out.:D
Oh well.....

Snowy0Star
08-28-2013, 09:37 AM
I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but I hate it when people come in my room and be like "x person died." I give them my condolences then try to move on. But they stay on it. Like today:

Customer: "My mother shot herself last week."
Me: "That's terrible I'm so sorry."
Then proceeds to be even more depressing and gets pretty dark. Scares my whole room away because he wasn't talking about it in PVT. Ended up telling the poor fellow that I'm sorry for your lost, but I rather not talk about that at this time. Then threw a hissy fit. *Ban*

Sigh, seriously?

thats what they want to do its a game to them they know everyone else will leave and they want u free all to themself honestly i ban them when they do that dont give them a chance to fuck up ur money like that bb .

Vlodina
08-28-2013, 10:25 AM
In FREE free chat on SM (had a look while bored):
nani: hi.. i am erected for u can plz help me cum..pzl.. help me..
do somethng plzplz.. ass...plz..
help me...
plzpzl
ass....pussy..plzpzl
plz..play wid ass..plzplzplzzi am abut2 cum
do somethng pzpzlpl.... i am abut 2 cum plzzz

~Carmen~
08-28-2013, 10:26 AM
I'm going to start banning guys who say "Private?" during a GS countdown. 99.9% of the time they are just testing to see if you will cancel for them.

Procrasturbator
08-28-2013, 03:40 PM
Stupid annoying cam shit I've heard off cam... wow, IDEK where to post this so I'll try here. I gotta tell someone about this shit. This dude just approached me at a park, at first asking for directions, then said he was in a bet where he could win $500 if a girl would let him take a picture of him sniffing her feet, and could I kindly help him out?

Me: "Uh... I think I'll pass, but goood luck with that."
Dude: "Aww, what if I offered some compensation for your time?"
Me: "How much?"
Dude: "How much were you thinking?"
Me: "I guess I could do it for $100, since you're winning $500 and all."
Dude: "Whoaaa! I was thinking more like $20."
Me: "Yeah, I don't think so."
Dude: "Well there's another thing I could do to win the bet... I have to get a girl to give me her panties." (Lmao, as if I didn't already know what this was about.)
Me: "I guess I could do that. How about $60?"
Dude: "Haha I don't know about that, I can get them from girls for $40." (Obviously at this point all pretense is gone.)
Me: "Well those girls aren't me." (I literally said this without thinking, Pavlov style.)

Blah blah blah, he tries to bargain me down, and then...

Dude: "Well do you have any with you?"
Me: "Sure. (pulls out undies I happen to have in my back seat... all normal people have pink lacy thongs floating around in their car, right?)"
Dude: "Do they smell like ass?"
Me: "... Probably?"
Dude: "Can I smell them first, to make sure they smell like what I like?"
Me: "Can I see the money first?"
Dude: "I just want to smell them to make sure!"
Me: "Look, you haven't even shown me a dime yet, so..."

Then ensued a lot of deliberation in which he actually used the words "free trial."

I don't remember the wording of the conversation after that but long story short we entered a long negotiation involving panties, feet, and watching him jack off (and I even offered to include my cam name so he can come see me fuck myself whenever he wants.)

I believe my final offer was that he could sniff the 4 pairs of dirty panties I had with me (I'm traveling) for a $20 deposit, take his pick of 2, smell my feet for a minute or two, I'd watch him jack off, and he could have my cam name for $120 (including deposit.) Which is a fucking bargain if you ask me, and I actually kept telling him that and that if we were in free chat and I wasn't just chilling there already I wouldn't still be talking to him. Eventually (after I repeatedly ask to see some cash) he confesses that he doesn't actually have any cash on him, and he'd need to go to an ATM. I told him to go ahead, he asked how long I'd be around and I said I'd probably be there another 20-30 minutes. I actually ended up being there about an hour and a half and of course he never came back.

Poor guy had no idea he was approaching a cam girl. Fucking freeloaders, dude, all of them.


Oh, and a few minutes later another guy came up, tried to hire me to do some web design (I told him I do online telemarketing haha, but I can do web design so hey, why not), and then said

Dude #2: "When you were talking to that guy I saw you had some nice pieces..."
Me: "Wow, two guys in twenty minutes... You guys are pretty bold here."
Dude #2: "Well, you're a pretty lady, (blah blah blah blah blah) and obviously we don't get a lot of blondes around here."

I'm in a border town. Suddenly it all makes sense. Welp. Well I guess if I start stripping here that'll be a boon.

The first guy just gave me the strongest sense of cam deja vu, it was trippy. And to answer the age old question: yes, they really are that shameless in real life.

BONUS ROUND: Another guy asked to buy a cigarette. I asked 50 cents, he only had 26 but I gave it to him anyway. 10 minutes later he comes back with 30 cents more that he found in his car. Totally did not have to do that, the cigarette (boner) was long gone and no one would have been the wiser. It felt like getting a "just because" tip. Seriously, I just go to a park to chill and have a cigarette and I was thrown into IRL free chat. What the fuck.

CanadianRuby
08-28-2013, 03:48 PM
Stupid annoying cam shit I've heard off cam... wow, IDEK where to post this so I'll try here. I gotta tell someone about this shit. This dude just approached me at a park, at first asking for directions, then said he was in a bet where he could win $500 if a girl would let him take a picture of him sniffing her feet, and could I kindly help him out?

Me: "Uh... I think I'll pass, but goood luck with that."
Dude: "Aww, what if I offered some compensation for your time?"
Me: "How much?"
Dude: "How much were you thinking?"
Me: "I guess I could do it for $100, since you're winning $500 and all."
Dude: "Whoaaa! I was thinking more like $20."
Me: "Yeah, I don't think so."
Dude: "Well there's another thing I could do to win the bet... I have to get a girl to give me her panties." (Lmao, as if I didn't already know what this was about.)
Me: "I guess I could do that. How about $60?"
Dude: "Haha I don't know about that, I can get them from girls for $40." (Obviously at this point all pretense is gone.)
Me: "Well those girls aren't me." (I literally said this without thinking, Pavlov style.)

Blah blah blah, he tries to bargain me down, and then...

Dude: "Well do you have any with you?"
Me: "Sure. (pulls out undies I happen to have in my back seat... all normal people have pink lacy thongs floating around in their car, right?)"
Dude: "Do they smell like ass?"
Me: "... Probably?"
Dude: "Can I smell them first, to make sure they smell like what I like?"
Me: "Can I see the money first?"
Dude: "I just want to smell them to make sure!"
Me: "Look, you haven't even shown me a dime yet, so..."

Then ensued a lot of deliberation in which he actually used the words "free trial."

I don't remember the wording of the conversation after that but long story short we entered a long negotiation involving panties, feet, and watching him jack off (and I even offered to include my cam name so he can come see me fuck myself whenever he wants.)

I believe my final offer was that he could sniff the 4 pairs of dirty panties I had with me (I'm traveling) for a $20 deposit, take his pick of 2, smell my feet for a minute or two, I'd watch him jack off, and he could have my cam name for $120 (including deposit.) Which is a fucking bargain if you ask me, and I actually kept telling him that and that if we were in free chat and I wasn't just chilling there already I wouldn't still be talking to him. Eventually (after I repeatedly ask to see some cash) he confesses that he doesn't actually have any cash on him, and he'd need to go to an ATM. I told him to go ahead, he asked how long I'd be around and I said I'd probably be there another 20-30 minutes. I actually ended up being there about an hour and a half and of course he never came back.

Poor guy had no idea he was approaching a cam girl. Fucking freeloaders, dude, all of them.


Oh, and a few minutes later another guy came up, tried to hire me to do some web design (I told him I do online telemarketing haha, but I can do web design so hey, why not), and then said

Dude #2: "When you were talking to that guy I saw you had some nice pieces..."
Me: "Wow, two guys in twenty minutes... You guys are pretty bold here."
Dude #2: "Well, you're a pretty lady, (blah blah blah blah blah) and obviously we don't get a lot of blondes around here."

I'm in a border town. Suddenly it all makes sense. Welp. Well I guess if I start stripping here that'll be a boon.

The first guy just gave me the strongest sense of cam deja vu, it was trippy. And to answer the age old question: yes, they really are that shameless in real life.

BONUS ROUND: Another guy asked to buy a cigarette. I asked 50 cents, he only had 26 but I gave it to him anyway. 10 minutes later he comes back with 30 cents more that he found in his car. Totally did not have to do that, the cigarette (boner) was long gone and no one would have been the wiser. It felt like getting a "just because" tip. Seriously, I just go to a park to chill and have a cigarette and I was thrown into IRL free chat. What the fuck.


LOL. That's weird as shit man.

I wouldn't have even bothered discussing selling stuff like that to a stranger that just randomly approached me though. Dudes gotta have something wrong with him if he feels bold enough to ask a stranger (face to face) if he can smell her feet, sniff her panties, buy her panties....lol. At least you had training with camming to set your prices HIGH enough to be worth it!!! LOL

Procrasturbator
08-28-2013, 03:58 PM
LOL. That's weird as shit man.

I wouldn't have even bothered discussing selling stuff like that to a stranger that just randomly approached me though. Dudes gotta have something wrong with him if he feels bold enough to ask a stranger (face to face) if he can smell her feet, sniff her panties, buy her panties....lol. At least you had training with camming to set your prices HIGH enough to be worth it!!! LOL

Right??? Yeah I probably wouldn't have bothered but due to some technical issues with Payoneer (for anyone who doesn't know: if you charge a hotel, rental car, or gas to your card and have to use a signature instead of the PIN, they can tack on extra--mine was about 20% extra--to the charge and you won't be able to access those funds until it's authorized, which can take anywhere from 24 hours to 30 days) I was hungry as hell and hey, it was entertaining at least.

MellyMay
08-28-2013, 09:08 PM
TENinOFSTEEL: Maam, I am a soldier for the usa :usa and I love my country very much, I have to go back overseas in the morning (this is the truth) I was home to pick up more soldiers and I came on here searching for someone to keep my spirits up,
TENinOFSTEEL: I nearly died the last time and I doubt I will be coming home :( this time, my leave is 7 months, my only wish (my last request) is to see a beautiful woman naked and cumming before me tonight, I wish to keep that memory of tonight to keep
TENinOFSTEEL: me going while I am overseas, it would mean the world if thou granted me with a cum show to give me something to remember, my military pay wont be until I get back so I cant afford tokens, I can only rate 5 stars which I shall do as much as thou plea
TENinOFSTEEL: se
TENinOFSTEEL: so what do you say

Sunnylexie
08-28-2013, 09:19 PM
^ That man's got no shame. I want to punch him in the face.

Rose_Who
08-29-2013, 03:10 AM
TENinOFSTEEL: me going while I am overseas, it would mean the world if thou granted me with a cum show to give me something to remember, my military pay wont be until I get back so I cant afford tokens, I can only rate 5 stars which I shall do as much as thou plea


Bullshit. They pay on the first and fifteenth of every month NO MATTER WHAT. And a lot of the time, it posts earlier if the first or fifteenth is on a weekend or holiday. The only reason military personnel get pay withheld is if they did some dumb shit like "forget" to report that they were getting some form of extra pay when they shouldn't have been. And then they have to pay ALL the extra they got BACK all at once. Even the recruits in BOOT CAMP get paid on the first and fifteenth of every month. EVEN MURDERERS IN THE BRIG GET PAID ON THE FIRST AND FIFTEENTH OF EVERY MONTH.

Sunnylexie
08-29-2013, 04:34 AM
^And he said he wasn't gonna get back but in 7 months, right? Until then, his "regiment" is supposed to live off begging and plundering, obviously.

audritwo
08-29-2013, 05:24 AM
Eventually (after I repeatedly ask to see some cash) he confesses that he doesn't actually have any cash on him, and he'd need to go to an ATM. I told him to go ahead, he asked how long I'd be around and I said I'd probably be there another 20-30 minutes. I actually ended up being there about an hour and a half and of course he never came back.

Haahahaa that's just like "Let me go check my account, BRB."

VictoriaChaos
08-29-2013, 07:05 AM
TENinOFSTEEL: Maam, I am a soldier for the usa :usa and I love my country very much, I have to go back overseas in the morning (this is the truth) I was home to pick up more soldiers and I came on here searching for someone to keep my spirits up,
TENinOFSTEEL: I nearly died the last time and I doubt I will be coming home :( this time, my leave is 7 months, my only wish (my last request) is to see a beautiful woman naked and cumming before me tonight, I wish to keep that memory of tonight to keep
TENinOFSTEEL: me going while I am overseas, it would mean the world if thou granted me with a cum show to give me something to remember, my military pay wont be until I get back so I cant afford tokens, I can only rate 5 stars which I shall do as much as thou plea
TENinOFSTEEL: se
TENinOFSTEEL: so what do you say

That is so disgusting.
My father was a Master Sergent and served in Vietnam. He gave 30 years of his life for this country so jackasses like him can jerk off to amazing woman like us.
I dare someone to spew some bullshit like that to me.
They'll end up with me coming through the computer screen and having their balls shoved down their throat.

Sunnylexie
08-29-2013, 08:02 AM
^One of the things I ABSOLUTELY hate is when these morons use something tragic as an excuse to mooch for free porn. FFS, you could say something like that when begging for a piece of bread or a dollar or whatever is crucial, and you'd most probably get it. But begging for a cum show is like begging for a cigar or champagne; and if your circumstances were really as bad as you want me to think, even a hottest porn masterpiece wouldn't make you feel better.

CanadianRuby
08-29-2013, 10:16 AM
^One of the things I ABSOLUTELY hate is when these morons use something tragic as an excuse to mooch for free porn. FFS, you could say something like that when begging for a piece of bread or a dollar or whatever is crucial, and you'd most probably get it. But begging for a cum show is like begging for a cigar or champagne; and if your circumstances were really as bad as you want me to think, even a hottest porn masterpiece wouldn't make you feel better.


Lol, yeah I don't give a shit if someone is in the military or not. They can go watch ALL the free porn they want. They DON'T need to make an account on a PAY site, where women are WORKING and go against the grain by trying to get as much free shit as possible.

It's stupid when I see models saying they'll give any solider 15% off or some shit. How many dudes at going to LIE all day to you, to try and get that deal? Lmao. They can pay like everyone else.

CanadianRuby
08-29-2013, 07:36 PM
he famous Sophie Summers. How do you doson? must I say you look dashing n that fine muskrat leather coat I bought you back in highschool..that was sooo long ago but man you look great..felt like last night thosomewhere in a deep slumber .. yes you were there and so was I and greg you remember him right he sat behind you in algebra class .. still don't remember.. well he worked at the burgerbot where you would go to buy milkshakes, pastrami on ryeand your favorite .. the caramel ice latte with an extra shot of expresso. You have good tastedude . Well if you don't remember this I understand because none ofit really happened. See there is something you should know. Deep down I am a woman but as you can tell by my profile pic I am a stud.. conventionally attractive. Tall lean andso forth..I am also a business man who understands that time is money and you may think that I wastinga lot of free time writing this message to you for no apparent reason.. you are wrong bro.. for writing random things to random strangers is inspirational for me. It helps mecome up with ideas for all sorts of things that will make mefilthy stinkin rich. Don't believe me just ask Greg, he'll tell you. Still don't remember Greg? He actually goes by Felippe and he is your imaginary friend just kidding he is mine. Just curious do you sell leather.. I am doing a photo shoot of myselfwearing a leather coat of some kind for my lover.. well my ex lover anyways.. I want to show him that I haven't lost the goods. and girl you are fierce.. lol I wouldn't want you anywhere near my man.. I am totally kidding sweetie. I'm straight I was trying to be as specific as possible. I want a non nude pic set of your reaction to what I wrote, and possible one of you pretending to be a gay man in some kind of cuteoutfit. being fierce of course you know likeDrinking milk shakes from the burgerbot.. and iced coffee. while doing algebra. I need Sarra Sani written somewhere in the shots. Indiana right? thought so

CanadianRuby
08-29-2013, 07:38 PM
Can someone tell me what the fuck that guy is talking about? He is all over the place, and, it's like...all crazy rambling. ^^^^

SoloDesire
08-29-2013, 09:34 PM
This just happened. Typical for tonight.

DoucheBag: You like young hot hung guys bb ;-)

ME: I sure do ;-) You wanna have some fun?

DB: Well what about 18 year old thick throbbing hard 9 inch cock deep inside your tight wet pussy bb

ME: Let's go private ;-)

DB: Mmmmm can you tease me a bit before I go in cause it takes me a while to bust bb

ME: No

DB: Well maybe ill just try to get warmed up for you here and every now and then you stand up and turn around ;-)

DB has been blocked

AutumnAmbrosia
08-30-2013, 12:02 AM
Can someone tell me what the fuck that guy is talking about? He is all over the place, and, it's like...all crazy rambling. ^^^^

https://www.facebook.com/SarraSanii I think...he may be talking about this chick in this band? I mean, she's got the boyish look he was talking about and stuff. Just a guess. *shrug* Hard fucking telling what kind of bizzarro shit some of these people are into. He sounds like the phase everyone in my generation went through when they were thirteen and thought they were "just so random, omgzzzz, guise....BANANA! lUuUuLz". Ugh.

CanadianRuby
08-30-2013, 12:26 AM
https://www.facebook.com/SarraSanii I think...he may be talking about this chick in this band? I mean, she's got the boyish look he was talking about and stuff. Just a guess. *shrug* Hard fucking telling what kind of bizzarro shit some of these people are into. He sounds like the phase everyone in my generation went through when they were thirteen and thought they were "just so random, omgzzzz, guise....BANANA! lUuUuLz". Ugh.



I blocked him after I told him to use his words.

I've seen this enough times to know I should never try to sell content to someone that seems to be off his rocker. His display photo was a pic of a seagull, so him rambling about photos is....odd. Dude needs his internet confiscated. Plus, it's an unpaid message he sent....so probably just failing at trolling.

Snowy0Star
08-30-2013, 12:31 AM
https://www.facebook.com/SarraSanii I think...he may be talking about this chick in this band? I mean, she's got the boyish look he was talking about and stuff. Just a guess. *shrug* Hard fucking telling what kind of bizzarro shit some of these people are into. He sounds like the phase everyone in my generation went through when they were thirteen and thought they were "just so random, omgzzzz, guise....BANANA! lUuUuLz". Ugh.

shes pretty but hard features. like she looks like a very feminine faced man.

but yeah hes either unstable or on drugs....

Tbean
08-30-2013, 01:59 AM
I'm sure every single one of us hears one or both of these lines 50 times a day/night...do any of you ladies say no ;D I either say no or ignore it...I can't help but get slightly peeved when someone asks me to do something I'm not actually getting paid to do it anymore. I used to not mind it, especially when I was wearing shorts of fullback panties but now, it is just plain shitty no matter what I'm wearing or not wearing lol I just feel like I'm giving something away for free and I don't feel like I should...

Tbean
08-30-2013, 02:26 AM
AW is where I pulled give us a twirl from lol I've noticed that the members of AW generally say that and the members of sites that have more US members just say show your ass etc. but I will sometimes say I'll do it in group/private or private/exclusive and yeahhhh they just leave anyway lol it really makes me think that they were just going to leave in the first place if I had done what they asked.

jackandcoke
08-30-2013, 03:01 AM
I tell them it's only polite to tip if you want to make a request. *shrug* usually they leave, but they are freeloaders anyway. If they give a small tip I turn around and wiggle my ass but don't pull down panties or shorts. If it's significant, I might consider doing more, but most of the guys who say things like that aren't going to be tipping significantly.

Then again I am really new at this and still working on making anything passing for decent money, so maybe my way isn't best!

xxtinamariexx
08-30-2013, 05:01 AM
I love that I cam on a bar stool. When someone asks me to stand, I laugh and say sure.. Hows that view, Which ends up being the same view as me sitting lol and when ask to twirl, I spin real fast on the bar stool. I'm a bit of a smart ass when it comes to that

justanothercamgirl
08-30-2013, 05:58 AM
I just spam them with auto-text about tipping and ignore them unless they tip.

sexysusie
08-30-2013, 06:44 AM
They do leave anyway. Guys who say that have no money and do not buy shows. They are serial freeloaders who simply room hop trying to annoy girls that would never speak to them in real life!

Missbeth
08-30-2013, 06:45 AM
I just spam them with auto-text about tipping and ignore them unless they tip.
Me too
I tell them to tip for my ass... as for the spinning thing, Im not a circus monkey Im not spinning and doing tricks on command lol

Lolitakitty
08-30-2013, 06:52 AM
Yea. Most who ask me to do that. Once they see it they will leave. From experience I dont anymore without a tip.

ConnyLove
08-30-2013, 07:07 AM
I always tell them : " Show me yours in private, I love guys who can shake their hairy asses"

Yuli
08-30-2013, 08:11 AM
I cam lying down on my bed, so if I stand up they can see... my shins. And yet I get this demand all the time.

Milaa
08-30-2013, 08:48 AM
Show us your ass bb
Me: Show me your good manners and a tip bb

Rosemary Rabbit
08-30-2013, 09:17 AM
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SexyAleks
08-30-2013, 09:31 AM
The twirl is very much an AW thing, yes, probably an attempt to make begging sound more polite, haha. I always ask for a tip, maybe 1 out of 100 will tip after, or without being asked to. I was literally shocked when one day a guy there asked me "will you show me your ass for a tip". Last year when tipping was not allowed in free chat on AW, it was a pain, but now they have no excuse.

sexysusie
08-30-2013, 10:13 AM
Yes as long as there is no pink. Nudity is not allowed in free on AW xx

SexyAleks
08-30-2013, 10:20 AM
No tipping for nudity of course, but for their childish requests in free chat is ok. Tipping doesn't seem to be very popular on AW.

Blondieblue
08-30-2013, 10:21 AM
I used to stand up for them, cause I figured no big deal... I'm not showing anything. But I got the request so often, I started to feel like a hamster on a wheel LOL. Plus I think some of them just like the idea of getting a woman to do what they want for free, like they have the control. Now I tell them they have to tip for it, and they leave a lot of times LOL.

sexysusie
08-30-2013, 10:28 AM
When I am feeling particularly sarcastic I will tell them to tip or some other remark, but as this also makes lots of other guys leave I tend to just ignore it now. I don't show my face in free, or offer sound, so I am laughing at them off cam haha

VictoriaChaos
08-30-2013, 11:21 AM
Weirdo: Im 49
I like tenderonis
nice and fertile
Have our baby

Eww, gross.

Thymian
08-30-2013, 12:51 PM
I say "sure thing sweetie" with a big excited smile and proceed to not do it as I move on to another conversation (real or imaginary since they can't see each other). I love getting their hopes up, LOL. They eventually leave of their own accord or sometimes get impatient and tip. From what I can tell the outcome is the same as me saying no or asking for a tip, and it lets me be a little snarky on the downlow because for whatever guys take off as soon as I show the tiniest hint of bitch. (Like, only the Doris fucking Day hustle works for me.)

Also, sometimes, when they say "Give US whatever," I will say, "Sure, who all do you have there with you?" or "Wow, are you watching with a friend, the more the merrier, amirite!" because I hatey-hate-HATE when guys speak for the room like that, trying to sound big using the royal we. Big smile the whole time and puts the onus back on them. Sometimes I can engage them that way and if not convert them from being a freeloader at the very least make them elevate their conversation a bit.

Of course, on the rare occasion that I've been drinking on cam I've been known to say "Why don't YOU stand up!" or "How about YOU give us a twirl! Lemme see what I'm working with!!!" LOL not proud but it happens. Again, I do it with a big smile. :P

Yuli
08-30-2013, 12:52 PM
http://gyazo.com/2f54d023c624de4d87317c2fa472e4da.png

http://gyazo.com/06c8b8c547ab42b5f824810d348a0dc2.png

The fuck is wrong with people today?

Tbean
08-30-2013, 03:55 PM
I love that I cam on a bar stool. When someone asks me to stand, I laugh and say sure.. Hows that view, Which ends up being the same view as me sitting lol and when ask to twirl, I spin real fast on the bar stool. I'm a bit of a smart ass when it comes to that

OMG LMAO I am SOOOOOO going to cam from my computer chair now specifically so I can spin the damn chair when they ask!! That is awesome lol

Tbean
08-30-2013, 03:56 PM
Me too
I tell them to tip for my ass... as for the spinning thing, Im not a circus monkey Im not spinning and doing tricks on command lol

I totally feel that they just see us as monkeys doing tricks when they ask or tell us to show our asses or twirl...the word twirl is just as bad as the word twerk IMO lol

Maddie67
08-30-2013, 04:00 PM
All I can say is you hosts who do free chat are verrrry strong. I could not handle it. Open feet, bb.

kortneykay
08-30-2013, 04:55 PM
I charge to stand, twirl, do a 360 (someone asked for that today) show ass bb, show feet bb, show panties bb, show heels, show stockings, show toys, show tongue, etc. I tell them I'd love to show them in PVT, 20% will tip, 30% will go PVT, most will leave, and I'm okay with that. I mean, we're asked the same questions several times a day. Everything we do is worth being paid for. I tell them a few things. Look, it's simple, if you have a request, tip for it. If you want me to do something for you and you don't have enough manners to take me PVT or EXL, at least have the decency to tip me.

I consider cam sites like SM to be like fast food joints. You walk in, you choose something off of the menu, you pay, and then you get your food. It's a fair exchange. No McDonalds employee is going to let you unwrap a cheeseburger before you pay for it. Matter of fact, they won't even start making your food until you pay. The guys are lucky because they are paying, while receiving and have full control of how much they spend and see. The menu is front of your face, you already know you want it, so get out that paper.

AliceFun
08-30-2013, 05:52 PM
In freechat on SM:

machooooman: hi
r u racist?
Me: Nope
machooooman: liar
all white ppl r
lol
it wouldn't hurt u otherwise
machooooman: u r all piece of shit
truth hurts
see how it bothers u
it's the evil in u ppl that does it
racist shit
machooooman: luk at u doin what u r doin
yeah
i bet u r only lafin on the outside
machooooman: wait a sec ur white
may b not!
lol
machooooman: u ppl r evil
machooooman: i know
machooooman: cause u white bitches r all evil
right?
machooooman: look at u
machooooman: who in the right mind will fuck u
but u r here
earning money!
u ugly piece of shit
with no self respect
i wish u get gangbanged by dogs

machooooman has been blocked

Ok, it's the 1st time in my camming years to read such shit, never happened to me so i wanted to see what he is up to, i was laughing the whole time. When it started to get really bad with dogs and all i blocked him. Whooaaa, Just Wow!

sexysusie
08-30-2013, 05:57 PM
I say "sure thing sweetie" with a big excited smile and proceed to not do it as I move on to another conversation (real or imaginary since they can't see each other). I love getting their hopes up, LOL. They eventually leave of their own accord or sometimes get impatient and tip. From what I can tell the outcome is the same as me saying no or asking for a tip, and it lets me be a little snarky on the downlow because for whatever guys take off as soon as I show the tiniest hint of bitch. (Like, only the Doris fucking Day hustle works for me.)

Also, sometimes, when they say "Give US whatever," I will say, "Sure, who all do you have there with you?" or "Wow, are you watching with a friend, the more the merrier, amirite!" because I hatey-hate-HATE when guys speak for the room like that, trying to sound big using the royal we. Big smile the whole time and puts the onus back on them. Sometimes I can engage them that way and if not convert them from being a freeloader at the very least make them elevate their conversation a bit.

Of course, on the rare occasion that I've been drinking on cam I've been known to say "Why don't YOU stand up!" or "How about YOU give us a twirl! Lemme see what I'm working with!!!" LOL not proud but it happens. Again, I do it with a big smile. :P

I like you! <3 <3 <3

HaydenBlue
08-30-2013, 06:28 PM
I used to do things for tips, now I just ignore it. They'll just have you doing it all day like some circus animal IME. Tipping and begging and then I have a room full of tards who won't go private because they are waiting for the next guy to throw a dollar at me. Ill just ignore them and talk about my big ass and then they shut up and leave or work themselves up and go prvt.

whirlerz
08-30-2013, 07:20 PM
:heartbeat:heartbeat:heartbeatI love this thread

maryjaynexo
08-30-2013, 07:39 PM
At one point I made up a set of flash cards with a donkey, a pair of tit birds, and a cat for whenever people would ask "ass bb" "tits plz" "pussy flash now 1 second plz" etc.