View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
~Carmen~
09-09-2013, 05:43 PM
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In addition to my yesterday's post about conjuring beds out of a hat:
Doofus: please, put latex clothes
Me: Sorry, don't think I have any.
Doofus: hehehehe
please?
Me: please buy me some?
Doofus: pleaseeeeee
So, they REALLY believe us to either own literally anything and everything they might ever wish to see in our shows, or being able to materialize it directly out of their expectations and wet dreams.
Snowy0Star
09-09-2013, 06:59 PM
In addition to my yesterday's post about conjuring beds out of a hat:
Doofus: please, put latex clothes
Me: Sorry, don't think I have any.
Doofus: hehehehe
please?
Me: please buy me some?
Doofus: pleaseeeeee
So, they REALLY believe us to either own literally anything and everything they might ever wish to see in our shows, or be able to materialize it directly out of their expectations and wet dreams.
maybe they think u do live in full metal alchemist land and u can transmute things?
Sunnylexie
09-09-2013, 11:56 PM
LMAO the latex guy from my previous post CAME BACK AFTER 5 HOURS and asked if I GOT READY to make his fantasy come true!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA I'm dying XD!!!!
Here are some more:
idiot1: can i see u sexy body?
*I get a pvt*
idiot1*while I''m in pvt*: can i see?
Me: yes, in pvt
*idiot1 does nothing*
***********
*I come back to free*
idiot1: can i get a sneak peek now?
a lil sample?
Me: yes, for a tip. read my topic
*I get another pvt*
idiot1 *while I am in pvt*: atleast a camel toe and we go private...
***********
*I come back to free*
Me: dude, others need no previews, as you might have noticed.
why do you think im gonna jump through hoops to lure you into pvt while others just go there on their own?
idiot1: well im a lil different
Me: like, you have no money?;-)
idiot1: come on
just a lil sneak peek
Me: ya
come on
just 3 gold
*I stand up to close the door*
idiot1: real nice legs u got there
Me: ty
idiot1: can i get a sneak peek tho?
Me: no.
idiot1: ahahaha
idiot1: u dont mess around ehh?
*I get a pvt*
idiot1*while I'm in pvt*: thats boring
u gotta be out there and willing to surprise people...
lol*leaves*
idiot2: why do you like your pussy hairy?
Me: cause i dont like shaving?
idiot2: nasty *leaves*
Wonder if SM search by category is not working tonight or he/she was trying to convert me to shaving it?
cassiewish
09-10-2013, 03:28 AM
Spider:
enserio eres bien hermosa
my doiling
in mexico
haw you egds garedt
you ere children
you are much sensual
yea
ay whant dance wing yopu
you
nay know relity fanny my
What... What what in the butt butt?
Snowy0Star
09-10-2013, 06:49 AM
One of those guys that uses google translate on imlive i still dont know how i feel about this site it seems more headache then its worth dealing with the freelaoders and beggars here a taste of what i deal with on there he said more then this he was just saying rubbish no matter how bad i ignored him. eventually he left tho these are the highlights
plz big open ur pussy
suck ur pussy
my boobs very good for siz u
VictoriaChaos
09-10-2013, 10:24 AM
DumbFuck: show me your asshole open so i can get hard and i promise ill buy either a 20 min private or a 10 min exclusive show baby
I guess he did offer me the better end of the deal.
My privates are more than my exclusives.
VictoriaChaos
09-10-2013, 10:54 AM
What the fuck is up with these dudes.
CheapAss1: I don't have the money for a long private bb.
Me: Take me exclusive, it's cheaper.
Yet than he takes me private for a nice chunk of time.
Next dude wants me to flash just my hair.
I told him I'd do it for 10g or he could take me exclusive.
CheapAss2: Tens to much
Me: Well it would be just cheaper to take me exclusive
Cheapass: How about five?
Me: No, I told you how much. I know my worth.
He than takes me exclusive for a few minutes.
Stick to your guns ladies, if they want to see it enough, they'll pay.
I guess I shouldn't complain, CheapAss1 was very nice. He came back and thanked me for being real and a real woman.
nikki187
09-10-2013, 10:58 AM
Fucktard: hi sexy
Me: hi how are you?
Fucktard: stockings or heels today?
Fucktard: im grt n u look grt
Me: I have both for you in pvt!
Fucktard: mmmmmmmmm
Fucktard: my fav
Me: Ok. lets go private baby. ;)
Fucktard: black?
Me: yes
Fucktard: what colors?
Fucktard: where from?
Me: I only have black.
Me: Midwest
Fucktard: black would look good w/ ur blonde hair
Fucktard: Im Chris, 34
Me: ok. lets private baby ;)
Me: Yeah I am nikki and I am 26.
Fucktard: ntmu nikki
Me: ntmu 2. (while rollings eyes)
Fucktard: put them on n lets go prvt
Me: No I will put them on when you go private.
Fucktard: does ur cam zoom out?
Me: yes
Fucktard: r u shaved?
Me: me (so completely fed up) I am done with your questions, you are wasting my time.
Fucktard: slick is my fav
Fucktard: fuck u then
MellyMay
09-10-2013, 12:15 PM
lol, today on MGF chat.
[dude is negotiating a cam show. i just woke up but that's his thing....natural or whatevs]
me: You do know I have a hairy puss right?
dude: oh, no. i didn't realize.
me: it's stated plainly in my profile and included in my tags.
Procrasturbator
09-10-2013, 01:50 PM
One of those guys that uses google translate on imlive i still dont know how i feel about this site it seems more headache then its worth dealing with the freelaoders and beggars
IFKR?
And the emoticon things. With the bouncing boobs and the stick figures fucking and all that. I just... I don't understand. Next time I work there I'm going to save some of them for this thread. If someone hasn't seen them I don't think I can accurately describe how irritating they are.
"hey bb hru today" *bouncingboobs.gif*
"oh that's good" *bouncingboobs.gif*
"ur hot" *bouncingboobs.gif*
OMG WHY?
Are they so stimulated by any crumb of sexuality that they get off on freaking pixel gif body parts?
Are they asking me to show boobs, charades-style?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I think ImLive free chat would be 1000x more tolerable if they got rid of those fucking things.
VictoriaChaos
09-10-2013, 01:54 PM
^ That is one of the things that's kept me from Chaturbate. It's not like I don't see enough dick in one day but let's add in some jerking off gifs.
As if we didn't know what you're doing. . .
PrincessLavender
09-10-2013, 03:50 PM
Idiot comes in and says something about me not being online when he is or something. Then says I'm his favorite. He has a 1 next to his name so I check his profile. $1.92 from a show in January 2011. And that was it. 2011! You mean to tell me you haven't been able to catch me online in 2 and a half years? And what could I have possibly done in under 2 minutes that you loved so much that you determined I was your favorite?
Sunnylexie
09-10-2013, 10:01 PM
A dude asked me how big my tits were, while my profile picture was literally me sitting with my tits out. Did he think they had grown bigger or shrunk since when the picture was taken?
Me: Hello, how are you?
Idiot: i want you to deepthroat my cock until you tear up and shake your ass like its on fire lol
Idiot: i want it really sloppy bby
Me: That can be done)
Idiot:talk to me
Me: i only talk to my regulars when in free chat)
Idiot: how do you attain more regulars if you ignore the new guys lol
Oh wow so I am ignoring you? Guess I am supposed to cheer and do a small welcome dance every time a new person enters the chat?
justanothercamgirl
09-11-2013, 07:18 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 show
idiot: id love to slid emy big dick between them
suck those nippls till our mouths numb
JAC: (Auto-text spam reminder)
*idiot leaves*
VictoriaChaos
09-11-2013, 07:26 AM
So last night I go to check my stream,, tags and comments and I see a comment from CheapAss1 from yesterday.
"this lady is amazing i've found a new luv not onlly does she have a real womans bush but her cli is like the size of a dick i means is huge and it grows bigger the more she rubs it she is so hot damm damm damm will play with her again as soon as i can."
He honestly believes that my clit gets bigger like some sort of weird science experiment.
justanothercamgirl
09-11-2013, 11:11 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS show
butthurt has logged on
butthurt has pledged $1.00 toward your GOLD Show.
butthurt: you suck
butthurt has logged off
-----
This whole scenario played out in the first 10 seconds he entered the room. I didn't even have a chnace to auto-text spam him. O.O
Well, I may suck.....but I can both read and I now have your $1.
Hmmmm......looks like I have come out ahead in this one.
MellyMay
09-11-2013, 12:58 PM
i'm assuming this was a diss about my age?
loser: OMG, MOM? IS THAT YOU?
[logs off]
nikki187
09-11-2013, 01:03 PM
i'm assuming this was a diss about my age?
loser: OMG, MOM? IS THAT YOU?
[logs off]
I don't think it was your age. He just wanted you act like his mom in free chat to fulfill his mom/son fantasy.
MellyMay
09-11-2013, 01:39 PM
I don't think it was your age. He just wanted you act like his mom in free chat to fulfill his mom/son fantasy.
lol, but he didn't even stay beyond just typing that.
Sunnylexie
09-11-2013, 04:52 PM
i'm assuming this was a diss about my age?
loser: OMG, MOM? IS THAT YOU?
[logs off]
IMO, rather an attempt to troll you by making you think you got outed to your family.
SweetJulia
09-11-2013, 04:54 PM
I actually had someone threaten to put a curse on me for not doing a hand bra.
Procrasturbator
09-11-2013, 04:55 PM
Ugh, one of my regs is getting so clingy. I don't want to C+P because he does spend a lot of money but fuck he's getting on my nerves.
I was having tech problems the last time I was on, apparently he came in my room? I didn't see him, I barely saw anyone because everything was fucking up. Anyway then he sends me a bunch of messages about how he's sooo sorry for whatever he did to make me ignore him. I was in and out of chat, I wasn't logged in for more than 3-4 minutes at a time and it's not like I was interacting with anyone else. Another reg mentioned that my cam was frozen.
I can't even quite place my finger on why it's pissing me off so much... maybe the idea that he thinks that I'm immature enough to give him the silent treatment instead of just blocking him? Maybe that he thinks he's that important? IDFK, I'm just really annoyed right now.
MellyMay
09-11-2013, 04:58 PM
Ugh, one of my regs is getting so clingy. I don't want to C+P because he does spend a lot of money but fuck he's getting on my nerves.
Feeling you girl.
audritwo
09-11-2013, 05:16 PM
"I just got out of jail 2 weeks ago. Was hoping you will help me out. Don't have a card baby."
*rolls eyes* Am I supposed to be sorry because you were put in prison? I'm sooooo sorry you made terrible life decisions. GTFO
justanothercamgirl
09-11-2013, 08:59 PM
I actually had someone threaten to put a curse on me for not doing a hand bra.
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rachelleigh
09-11-2013, 09:37 PM
Ugh, one of my regs is getting so clingy. I don't want to C+P because he does spend a lot of money but fuck he's getting on my nerves.
Oh god, the feels. I've had to ban a few regs before, it hurts but...
Sunnylexie
09-11-2013, 10:28 PM
In a GS countdown ( the goal's been reached):
Fucko: u r interesting?
Me: Pardon?
Fucko: i mean u average gurl in looks. but work in a site where its pretty that maters
Me: *recall him troll in other countdowns* Yeah, I can totally blow your mind, Fucko! Have fun in free chat, as you obviously didn't pledge for the show! *click start*
VictoriaChaos
09-12-2013, 05:04 AM
I actually had someone threaten to put a curse on me for not doing a hand bra.
At least it was just a threat.
God forbid some horny man on the internet put a curse on you.
What's he gonna do, make your boobs get bigger?
VictoriaChaos
09-12-2013, 05:11 AM
In a private and a stupid fucker kept coming in and getting his thirty seconds.
Third time he came in I saw him in free chat, he comes back into my private and BAM.
Banned bitch.
I felt like a king.
Glamourmilf
09-12-2013, 07:48 AM
While telling the guys in a gs countdown about my new pic set for 10 gold, (because no one reads the gs topic box), some douche says- 'Entice me to buy it!"
VictoriaChaos
09-12-2013, 09:10 AM
FuckingAsshole: Hi seyyxyxyxy
mmmm
seduce hard ....love
mmmmmmmmmm
common
(All in the first 3 seconds he entered)
I registered what he was saying, one second later
FuckingAsshole: waiting
Banned.
Seriously dude?
shysara79
09-12-2013, 01:30 PM
A long time lurker in my room finally decides to speak up, only to say .." Your so hot that after I make you have an abortion, I would hold your hand in the planned parenthood parking lot". Ummm homo say wtf?
RaeRae
09-12-2013, 01:41 PM
Nitwit: let me seethat sexy lower half baby
Me : Tip for all requests!
Nitwit: not a rquest just a suggestion
Me : No it was a request.
*kick*
I don't get how you can be so dumb as to think that isn't a request, you dumbass.
audritwo
09-12-2013, 02:02 PM
In a private and a stupid fucker kept coming in and getting his thirty seconds.
Third time he came in I saw him in free chat, he comes back into my private and BAM.
Banned bitch.
I felt like a king.
Every fucking time
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curvydancer25
09-12-2013, 04:42 PM
I made a new video so I put it in my topic...xxxvid=blah tokens
A customer who last took me pvt once in december and once in February comes in...
(he loves to talk about how we could meet and be together)
Him: Can I get ur new video for free for old times sake? (kisses)
Me: No sorry I have bills so I can't just give this video to you like that.
Him: I didn't think u would and I was right u just care about money.
Then he leaves....
audritwo
09-12-2013, 06:30 PM
bagofdildos: hey bb can you stand up for me?
me: for 5 gold.
bagofdildos: how about I give you 20 gold after you stand up.
me: that's cool, you can give that to me now and I'll show you my tits.
bagofdildos: it doesn't work like that
me: yes it does.
bagofdildos: you'll be sorry.
me: why?
bagofdildos: you are asking for money. you can't do that.
me: oh really?
bagofdildos: you'll be sorry!!
me: because I didn't stand up for free. It's my room I can charge whatever I want.
bagofdildos: you'll be sorry!!
me: I'm really not.
bagofdildos: you'll be sorry!!
***Then proceeds to spam that 6 more times. Before I brought out the bam hammer.
justanothercamgirl
09-12-2013, 07:35 PM
bagofdildos: hey bb can you stand up for me?
me: for 5 gold.
bagofdildos: how about I give you 20 gold after you stand up.
me: that's cool, you can give that to me now and I'll show you my tits.
bagofdildos: it doesn't work like that
me: yes it does.
bagofdildos: you'll be sorry.
me: why?
bagofdildos: you are asking for money. you can't do that.
me: oh really?
bagofdildos: you'll be sorry!!
me: because I didn't stand up for free. It's my room I can charge whatever I want.
bagofdildos: you'll be sorry!!
me: I'm really not.
bagofdildos: you'll be sorry!!
***Then proceeds to spam that 6 more times. Before I brought out the bam hammer.
My guess is that you did end up being sorry......
Sorry that you didn't ban his entitled douchebag ass sooner. ;)
Graceface
09-12-2013, 08:16 PM
"You'll be sorry"
I'm already sorry. Sorry I didn't ban your stupid ass after the second "You'll be sorry". ;D
VictoriaChaos
09-12-2013, 08:29 PM
EntitledAssFace: baby turn off the sound.. i dont have the bandwidth
I'm sorry but last time I checked, this was Chaos's room.
Not sure why you think you get to control my sound or why you think I give a shit about your bandwidth.
nikki187
09-13-2013, 09:49 AM
ManChild: CAN YOU SHOW MORE CLEAVAGE?
ManChild: PLEASE?
Me: can you show me a tip please.
I turned to look at mfc for a sec look back and see this:
ManChild: DONT THROW ROCKS IN GLASS HOUSES
ManChild: BITCH
ManChild: UGLY BITCH
LMAO BAN He sure did want this ugly bitches cleavage
VictoriaChaos
09-13-2013, 10:09 AM
Creeper: u bb
u look amazing
always hav a beautiful smile
its goes wth ur sweet sexy body
Me: thank you
Creeper: damn,i wanna kidnape u bb
Me: ORLY?
Creeper: keep u all 4 myself
Me: *Nervous giggle*
Creeper: u r a real keeper
(Heart emocons)
Yeah, because you sent animated hearts it makes everything you just said not creepy at all.
At this point I'm looking at other things, and laughing
Creeper: lov ur beautiful white teeth
Creeper: i wld hav u for breakfast,lunch n dinner,thn a midnight snack
Me: If you thought I was that beautiful you would tip me.
Creeper: so so sexy
Me:*ignores
Creeper: hav u ever been to n.carolina bb
Me: No, I haven't why do you ask *knowing full well why he's asking*
Creeper: i'm fr Charlotte,lov to wine n dine u
Yet you won't tip me...
Silently ban.
kinkins
09-13-2013, 10:28 AM
I get a lot of "add me as contact" on skyprivate but none of those could have beat what this guy said last night.
[9/12/2013 11:03:56 PM] poor guy that loves me: HI i want free chat can u accept mee i am poor idont have money but i like show help mee plz i like u & love u THANQ
Sure I love giving guys free shows that have fake profile pics and no money... NOT your getting blocked guy!
VictoriaChaos
09-13-2013, 10:43 AM
FuckTard1: do you have a fro on your pussy?
Me: It's pretty hairy, yeah.
FuckTard1: Afro-pussy
yuh a sexy ass bitch
you like to fuck..don't you?
Me: Yeah, I do.
FuckTard1: are you nigerian? Boo
So I start laughing and tell him no.
FuckTard1: why so funny?
Me: Just a funny question, no ones ever asked that before.
FuckTard1: londoner?
Me: What? No. I live in America. I've never even left the country.
FuckTard1: you got an accent boo
Me: No, I don't. Your trippin'
FuckTard1: you have an english accent
Me: No, I don't your fucking crazy.
FuckTard1: your parents are immigrants then
Me: Go fuck yourself, asshole.
Banned, bitch.
FuckTard2: hi sexy
ur super hot
Me: What's up, how are you?
FuckTard2: i saw ur face and i knew immediately u had a hairy puss
i love it
can u tease ur bush ?
Me: Yeah, give me ten gold and I'll do it. Why do you ask? Are you gonna take me private or exclusive?
FuckTard2: no sneak peak
ya
exl
Me: So why do you need a sneak peak?
FuckTard2: I like it a certain way
damn girl
Me: That just doesn't make any sense.
FuckTard2: aite i see how it is
its cool
Me: I can see that your a cheap asshole
Banned.
Was not a good morning for me.
Procrasturbator
09-13-2013, 11:01 AM
FuckTard2: i saw ur face and i knew immediately u had a hairy puss
i love it
can u tease ur bush ?
Looooool what. the. fuck.
justanothercamgirl
09-13-2013, 11:06 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS show
saywhat: Can u squeeze me together bb?
roast
09-13-2013, 12:24 PM
FuckTard2: i saw ur face and i knew immediately u had a hairy puss
i love it
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6h74mpHR81rwcc6bo1_250.gif
eta: hmm, swore that gif was bigger
Procrasturbator
09-13-2013, 03:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/62zV6HU.gif
ImLive in a nutshell.
Oh, and as promised:
http://i.imgur.com/9ajZLSt.gif
Imagine being bombarded with that stupid shit every other message.
MellyMay
09-13-2013, 03:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/62zV6HU.gif
ImLive in a nutshell.
Oh, and as promised:
http://i.imgur.com/9ajZLSt.gif
Imagine being bombarded with that stupid shit every other message.
ANSWER ME
lulz.
Via Flaminia
09-13-2013, 05:28 PM
fml today....
WhatAPeach: u squirt bb
Me: I cum hard, not a squirter
WhatAPeach: how hard u cum bb, u get creamy bb, how creamy bb
Me: You like creamy? Are you interested in a particular shade? Show me a paint chip. Do you have samples handy?
(WhatAPeach leaves chat room)
Jeeeeeeeeez
Graceface
09-13-2013, 06:34 PM
I've been pimping my new pedi on Twitter. It's goth approved red. I rarely stray from dark colors, and never wear pink (how I loathe pink).
footfetishfail: Hi bb
Me: Hi FFF
footfetishfail: May I see your new paint job?
Me: Sure. (flashes toes)
footfetishfail: You have such sexy feet! Can you paint your toes pink for me?
Me: Sure thing! I mean, I just got back from the nail salon. I'd be more than happy to fuck up the pro job I just got to make a few bucks. (ignores and goes back to video editing on other laptop)
footfetishfail: ????
Me: Did you just tip for a request?
footfetishfail: No
Me: goes back to video editing
footfetishfail: leaves room
Normally my FF guys are my favs. Now I got this guy trying to fuck up my perspective.