View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
AliceFun
09-13-2013, 07:41 PM
Him: Why do u wear glasses?!
me: huh? why do u think people wear glasses?! Face palm!
ConnyLove
09-13-2013, 08:45 PM
cleverdumbass: Baby if I take you private does it take my credits? because I was spying on you and it did !
me : No, actually ,every time that you take me to private /spy on my shows your account is credited as I am like Bill Gates and I love to share my fortune with losers
Procrasturbator
09-13-2013, 11:03 PM
Dumbass: Can you smack your ass and moan batman and call me batman
Me: Sure, I'd be happy to do that in exclusive! Or I can do it clothed right here if you send, say, 10 gold my way.
Dumbass: I'm not tippin shit for real to turn around smack your ass and moan one word
Lol, this isn't LiveJasmin circa 2006, asshole. I just laughed, kicked him, and made fun of him to the other guys for the next five minutes. :D
LustyLark
09-13-2013, 11:48 PM
First sentence said as walking in the room, "can i shoot my load on your carpet then wipe my dick on your armpit?"
What the actual fuck?
Sparkly
09-14-2013, 07:44 AM
ManChild: CAN YOU SHOW MORE CLEAVAGE?
ManChild: PLEASE?
Me: can you show me a tip please.
I turned to look at mfc for a sec look back and see this:
ManChild: DONT THROW ROCKS IN GLASS HOUSES
ManChild: BITCH
ManChild: UGLY BITCH
LMAO BAN He sure did want this ugly bitches cleavage
LOL, don't throw rocks in glass houses? That has me dying right now. I don't think that's how the saying goes, dude.
LaceyCummings
09-14-2013, 09:29 AM
I love this SO much. I was reading on my phone, and for whatever reason, I can't "thank" posts on my phone, so I logged onto the computer just so I could thank this post. I'm freakin' dying over here. Oh Via Flamina, I think I just fell in love with you.
fml today....
WhatAPeach: u squirt bb
Me: I cum hard, not a squirter
WhatAPeach: how hard u cum bb, u get creamy bb, how creamy bb
Me: You like creamy? Are you interested in a particular shade? Show me a paint chip. Do you have samples handy?
(WhatAPeach leaves chat room)
Jeeeeeeeeez
Procrasturbator
09-14-2013, 01:48 PM
First sentence said as walking in the room, "can i shoot my load on your carpet then wipe my dick on your armpit?"
What the actual fuck?
Every time I see this I keep cracking up.
My old job had to do with carpet cleaning so I automatically thought, you know, actual carpet. But then what if he means your bush-carpet?
Then I keep thinking "Hmm, cum stains on the carpet, how could I incorporate that into my pitch..."
Then I remember I don't work there anymore. And semen isn't actually considered appropriate to discuss with customers in the vanilla business world.
It's like ping pong of professions inside my head and I can't get out, omg.
LustyLark
09-14-2013, 08:19 PM
Every time I see this I keep cracking up.
My old job had to do with carpet cleaning so I automatically thought, you know, actual carpet. But then what if he means your bush-carpet?
Then I keep thinking "Hmm, cum stains on the carpet, how could I incorporate that into my pitch..."
Then I remember I don't work there anymore. And semen isn't actually considered appropriate to discuss with customers in the vanilla business world.
It's like ping pong of professions inside my head and I can't get out, omg.
Bwahahaha thank you for that. I was a little perplexed by which one he meant too. I almost asked him but then thought better of it.
LustyLark
09-14-2013, 10:28 PM
"are there removebal ?"
Are what removable? My tits? Yeah, here just let me unvelcro them!
Procrasturbator
09-14-2013, 10:34 PM
^ Yeahhhh gotta be careful about how deep you delve into these guys' heads. It's like you want to understand but once you actually understood you'd be too far gone to come back. Gotta walk the line.
Camgirls: the Will Grahams of porn.
Randomguestgrey: i'll bet you fuck like a mink
Huh?
LustyLark
09-15-2013, 01:02 AM
Tonight is full of them...
"My penis was cut off in an accident when I was younger. So now I come here to watch women."
Sunnylexie
09-15-2013, 07:14 AM
Him: Why do u wear glasses?!
me: huh? why do u think people wear glasses?! Face palm!
They come as a part of "slutty teacher" and "sexy nerd" outfits? No?
nikki187
09-15-2013, 07:14 AM
I had someone tell me on MFC the other day that I can't blame guys for wanting to see free shit, because I am so beautiful. Yeah whatever. I would think that if they thought I was really that beautiful they would be nice enough to tip for what they want, or better yet be like the guy I had on cams a few days ago send me about $50 just to see me smile and also join my fan club.
justanothercamgirl
09-15-2013, 08:02 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS show
saywhat: u ever tie them bb?
chloemay
09-15-2013, 08:17 AM
Right now on YIM
randomguy:"I saw your ad on CMD"
me: "cool, what kind of camshows do you like?"
randomguy: "What's on offer?"
me: "you saw the ad, no?" facepalm. Not so funny, but wtf? do I copy and paste the whole thing, repeat myself, read his mind?
audritwo
09-15-2013, 09:11 AM
I really really hate the camgirl hate. Doing a gold show...
JealousCamGirl: and shave or trim your vagina..as much as ur man says he likes it..he doesnt...nobody likes a hairy vagina...and you just showed ur ass for free lol
Worry about your own shit bitch. Seriously!
VictoriaChaos
09-15-2013, 09:25 AM
In freechat, upper half of my body, just in a bra.
SundayLooser1: you making my cock hard and its sore from Cumming four times
SundayLooser2: is there a way i can make my cum shoot out far instead of just dribbling out? lol
VictoriaChaos
09-15-2013, 10:31 AM
So this guy came into my chat yesterday and just sat and stared.
Sometimes I'm in the mood to greet everyone that comes in, sometimes I'm not.
So he comes in and says nothing. Stays for at least 6 minutes then finally decides to speak up,
Looser: you didnt even welcome me to your room I'm disappointed
Me: Well you didn't say anything to me either buddy.
Looser: ladies first
Me: Well clearly you saw something you liked because you stayed
Looser: I know, I can't understand why either
So I go to block him and the fucking encoder crashes as soon as I click the button.
He messages me afterwards and asked why I blocked him. I think about it, realize I really didn't have a good reason and it was getting to be the end of my shift and I was just getting irritable because it was a shit morning, so I unblock him.
Sunday, I decided to get on for a couple hours before football.
So he comes in again and I greet him this time because I'm in a really bouncy really good mood.
After exchanging greetings, I continue with the conversation I'm having with someone already in my room.
Looser: do urself a favour
Me: Excuse me?
Looser: ur exclusive chat is very expensive
Me: Yeah and I'm worth every fucking cent.
Looser: u see u would get more pvt chats
I fucking lost it. Didn't even let him finish.
Goddamn cheap assholes all morning.
"Your per minute rates a little expensive. Do you do goldshows, daily?"
It doesn't even make sense. So my exclusive is a dollar lower than my private because I fucking hate privates. I hate that people can just come in and send you cam invites but it doesn't tell you who's cam it is. They get so confusing and frustrating sometimes, so I price it different because it's more work for me. I've had people complain about my private being too high then taking me private anyways. Just STFU. I don't make these choices for you. If you want me, pay for it. End of discussion. GAWD.
audritwo
09-15-2013, 12:19 PM
So this guy came into my chat yesterday and just sat and stared.
Sometimes I'm in the mood to greet everyone that comes in, sometimes I'm not.
So he comes in and says nothing. Stays for at least 6 minutes then finally decides to speak up,
Looser: you didnt even welcome me to your room I'm disappointed
Me: Well you didn't say anything to me either buddy.
Looser: ladies first
Me: Well clearly you saw something you liked because you stayed
Looser: I know, I can't understand why either
So I go to block him and the fucking encoder crashes as soon as I click the button.
He messages me afterwards and asked why I blocked him. I think about it, realize I really didn't have a good reason and it was getting to be the end of my shift and I was just getting irritable because it was a shit morning, so I unblock him.
Sunday, I decided to get on for a couple hours before football.
So he comes in again and I greet him this time because I'm in a really bouncy really good mood.
After exchanging greetings, I continue with the conversation I'm having with someone already in my room.
Looser: do urself a favour
Me: Excuse me?
Looser: ur exclusive chat is very expensive
Me: Yeah and I'm worth every fucking cent.
Looser: u see u would get more pvt chats
I fucking lost it. Didn't even let him finish.
Goddamn cheap assholes all morning.
"Your per minute rates a little expensive. Do you do goldshows, daily?"
It doesn't even make sense. So my exclusive is a dollar lower than my private because I fucking hate privates. I hate that people can just come in and send you cam invites but it doesn't tell you who's cam it is. They get so confusing and frustrating sometimes, so I price it different because it's more work for me. I've had people complain about my private being too high then taking me private anyways. Just STFU. I don't make these choices for you. If you want me, pay for it. End of discussion. GAWD.
Inorite! I hate when they think they know their shit. I have this poor guy who has been trying to see one of my GSs because he told me his wife said he can only do them. Which I can totally get, and that's fine. So he came in for the 18th time and we were joking around about maybe this time he'll get to see my pussy. Dude is fucking committed. Then the peanut gallery chips in. "Maybe if your privates weren't so expensive."
Yeahhhh I just banned him right on the spot.
Happy ending though, he got to see my pussy. And he live happily ever after.
MellyMay
09-15-2013, 02:30 PM
Dude started talking JESUS, OUR LORD, etc in the room last night.
I was like, NO. He kept insisting there is A GOD for everyone. I'm not really religious and I was pissed that the room went radio silence. And a porn related site? Come on, dude.
Ban.
Sunnylexie
09-15-2013, 09:53 PM
nobody likes a hairy vagina
ORLY?)))))
MissMorvahna
09-16-2013, 12:33 AM
I understand when they are trying for free shit (though it does get tiring, and it always seems like guys from india), but when they get angry and mean... :(
Sparkly
09-16-2013, 02:12 AM
Immediately after stripping and flashing, because I was tipped to do so....
mustbeblind:Wonderful body
Mustbeblind: How chunky r u bb?
Dude, if you can't tell by my full body profile pics, weight height and measurements on my profile, or just seeing my naked body that you commented on... I don't know how the hell to answer that.
justanothercamgirl
09-16-2013, 07:46 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
WishesHeWasSlick: oh wow!
perfect boobs!
can you play with em for a moment please?
i guess you must be the queen of lingerie, do you have a bra to try on for us?
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
WishesHeWasSlick: ok
i'm new here, sorry!
----
So let me get this straight, what is it that you are new to again? Reading?
justanothercamgirl
09-16-2013, 07:55 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
idiot: love
idiot: ass hole
idiot: love
audritwo
09-16-2013, 09:14 AM
ORLY?)))))
Yeahhh news to me.
Sparkly
09-16-2013, 09:21 AM
I was on pretty late last night so I was getting pretty tired. I was getting pretty slap happy, but I couldn't stop giggling at this. He was offended that I laughed at him and left, and that seemed even funnier to me.
wierdo: wowza BB
Weirdo: nice nice titoes BB
Wierdo: show titoes
haha titoes, that's a first.
audritwo
09-16-2013, 11:23 AM
Meanwhile in PVT
"I don't like wet pussies. Keep it dry while you fuck yourself."
Yeah... Learn how vaginas work bro. Ignored him and kept doing me thing
"WTF I SAID KEEP YOUR FUCKING PUSSY DRY!"
I couldn't help myself. "I'm sorry my vagina isn't like sandpaper, baby."
Rage quit.
PrincessLavender
09-16-2013, 11:52 AM
Meanwhile in PVT
"I don't like wet pussies. Keep it dry while you fuck yourself."
Yeah... Learn how vaginas work bro. Ignored him and kept doing me thing
"WTF I SAID KEEP YOUR FUCKING PUSSY DRY!"
I couldn't help myself. "I'm sorry my vagina isn't like sandpaper, baby."
Rage quit.
Duh, just turn the switch off. It's right next to the one that makes you cum on demand. ;)
~Carmen~
09-16-2013, 11:54 AM
Meanwhile in PVT
"I don't like wet pussies. Keep it dry while you fuck yourself."
Yeah... Learn how vaginas work bro. Ignored him and kept doing me thing
"WTF I SAID KEEP YOUR FUCKING PUSSY DRY!"
I couldn't help myself. "I'm sorry my vagina isn't like sandpaper, baby."
Rage quit.
I would have grabbed my blow dryer and started blasting away. You wanted dry bb!!!
JoJoX
09-16-2013, 06:12 PM
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?187399-Why-I-will-never-be-a-member-of-another-camsite-ever-again-especially-MFC&p=2537069#post2537069
Entitled cheap idiots like THIS^ there's a fucking breed of these men.
MissMorvahna
09-16-2013, 07:34 PM
Just now... Usual freeloader "take your shirt off", gave him the usual "mmmmm... Wish I could, blah blah blah", comes back with "TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHIRT OFF".
LaceyCummings
09-16-2013, 08:28 PM
I honestly don’t know which was bigger, his eyeglasses or his headphones.
He looked like a tall Mr.Magoo but with a nice perfectly round Santa belly that he bore proudly like a pregnant lady getting an ultrasound.
He kept using the phrase “vaginal milk” but he has this Midwestern accent so it sounded like “vyaginal.”
Oh god, his phrasing. His weird choice of words is obviously his fetish. I guess you could say he has a terminology fetish, maybe a little medical too. He is into pregnancy and anatomy and describing reproduction.
He likes to say things like “I want to insert my PENIS into your VAGINA. I am going to PENETRATE you."
When you least expect it, he peppers in words like “cock” and “cunt.”
It is sooooooooo hard not to laugh. Did I mention that he has a state-of-the-art microphone and headset so I can hear him crystal clear? Isn’t that luxurious? So he is very much yelling these things at me, in an earnest, insanely enthusiastic manner. He likes to really punch those consonants on terms for anatomy. Sometimes he gets so excited that he pants between the words.
As if that wasn’t enough, then he wants me to repeat this insane sounding shit like “I need your erect penis in my juicy cunt so you can impregnate me with your sperm. Ejaculate for me.“ With a straight face. I can’t even explain…it’s worse than you think it is.
But there’s more.
So today, we were on another adventure in the English language together, and as soon as I began engaging my pussy in the conversation, he started in telling me how he needed my “vaginal cream.”
And please understand, and this goes for everything he says, he does not just say it once and move on. He finds a phrase he likes and he says it over and over, like it is his bird call. He lets each syllable roll around on his tongue so he can get a good taste of the word. "Semen." "cervix." He says them like he is saying them for the first time and wants to practice to get it just right.
"Cum for me, I need that sweet, cannabis-soaked VYAGINAL cream on my PENIS."
"Cum on my penis. I need you to cum on my penis. Cum on my penis. Cum on my penis. Cum on my penis. Cum on my penis."
After his mystical chant calling to the punani fairies failed, he started to get angry and began demanding that I have an orgasm. (I had been touching myself for about a minute at this point.)
The whole time, he was yelling things in such a funny way that it was cruel, and all I wanted was to not laugh. If I could get through this without laughing, I would consider it a victory. But not only did I need to keep a poker face, and in fact appear aroused, he actually wanted me to get off during this assault to my ears? Alright, challenge accepted. So I was trying to block it out, and he kept getting louder and louder! He was also using my cam name incessantly, but I will leave that out.
“Alright! Now! Fuck your VYAGINA with my PENIS! Fuck your VYAGINA with my PENIS until my PENIS gives you an orgasm and you give me your sweet VYAGINAL milKUH. That sweet…cannabis-soaked VYAGINAL milKUH. Put my erect PENIS inside of you. Then my PENIS will pump my sperm into your VYAGINA.“
At this point, I could not believe this was happening. He had been yelling at me for about 7 minutes. He had only used a handful of phrases. The longer it went on, the more hilarious the situation seemed to me. Like, I can’t even explain how funny this was. I'm so disappointed in how it looks written down compared the reality of experiencing this. After he had said “vyaginal milk” for about the 30th time, (not fucking exaggerating…if anything I am being conservative in my estimate) I got disconnected. I got disconnected a few times today. Pretty lame…but the timing during this private was epic. I’m sure he’ll be back. He is like a level 3 or 4.
Sunnylexie
09-16-2013, 11:04 PM
Meanwhile in PVT
"I don't like wet pussies. Keep it dry while you fuck yourself."
Yeah... Learn how vaginas work bro. Ignored him and kept doing me thing
"WTF I SAID KEEP YOUR FUCKING PUSSY DRY!"
I couldn't help myself. "I'm sorry my vagina isn't like sandpaper, baby."
Rage quit.
Could get a towel and wipe it thoroughly after every two strokes. "Can't help it, boo - you've got me so turned on I'm dripping'!"
rachelleigh
09-17-2013, 12:55 AM
Meanwhile in PVT
"I don't like wet pussies. Keep it dry while you fuck yourself."
Yeah... Learn how vaginas work bro. Ignored him and kept doing me thing
"WTF I SAID KEEP YOUR FUCKING PUSSY DRY!"
I couldn't help myself. "I'm sorry my vagina isn't like sandpaper, baby."
Rage quit.
This reminds me of one guy...we were in free chat and he was like, "Is it wet bb?" And I make a show of it, bring my fingers down off camera, do nothing with them, bring them up and lick them and I'm all "mmhmm" He IMMEDIATELY swoops me to private and starts screaming "FUCK IT WHILE IT'S WET FUCK IT WHILE IT'S WET."
Um bb it won't dry out that fast. One of those times I had to move face off cam. Laughing too hard.
rachelleigh
09-17-2013, 12:56 AM
@LaceyCummings
Won't quote that whole thing here, but oh my god dying laughing. This fucking killed me. What a charmer.
I had a guy who had a terminology thing too and kept having me say specific phrases over and over...all I think is that he's recording it :-/
justanothercamgirl
09-17-2013, 09:57 AM
Meanwhile during a $1 topless GS
-- JAC is naked --
*EntitledIdiot has logged on*
EntitledIdiot: come on start :-)))
*EntitledIdiot has logged off*
*EntitledIdiot has logged on*
EntitledIdiot: when it is gonna start baby ?
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
*EntitledIdiot has logged off*
CanadianRuby
09-17-2013, 10:20 AM
I honestly don’t know which was bigger, his eyeglasses or his headphones.
He looked like a tall Mr.Magoo but with a nice perfectly round Santa belly that he bore proudly like a pregnant lady getting an ultrasound.
He kept using the phrase “vaginal milk” but he has this Midwestern accent so it sounded like “vyaginal.”
Oh god, his phrasing. His weird choice of words is obviously his fetish. I guess you could say he has a terminology fetish, maybe a little medical too. He is into pregnancy and anatomy and describing reproduction.
He likes to say things like “I want to insert my PENIS into your VAGINA. I am going to PENETRATE you."
When you least expect it, he peppers in words like “cock” and “cunt.”
It is sooooooooo hard not to laugh. Did I mention that he has a state-of-the-art microphone and headset so I can hear him crystal clear? Isn’t that luxurious? So he is very much yelling these things at me, in an earnest, insanely enthusiastic manner. He likes to really punch those consonants on terms for anatomy. Sometimes he gets so excited that he pants between the words.
As if that wasn’t enough, then he wants me to repeat this insane sounding shit like “I need your erect penis in my juicy cunt so you can impregnate me with your sperm. Ejaculate for me.“ With a straight face. I can’t even explain…it’s worse than you think it is.
But there’s more.
So today, we were on another adventure in the English language together, and as soon as I began engaging my pussy in the conversation, he started in telling me how he needed my “vaginal cream.”
And please understand, and this goes for everything he says, he does not just say it once and move on. He finds a phrase he likes and he says it over and over, like it is his bird call. He lets each syllable roll around on his tongue so he can get a good taste of the word. "Semen." "cervix." He says them like he is saying them for the first time and wants to practice to get it just right.
"Cum for me, I need that sweet, cannabis-soaked VYAGINAL cream on my PENIS."
"Cum on my penis. I need you to cum on my penis. Cum on my penis. Cum on my penis. Cum on my penis. Cum on my penis."
After his mystical chant calling to the punani fairies failed, he started to get angry and began demanding that I have an orgasm. (I had been touching myself for about a minute at this point.)
The whole time, he was yelling things in such a funny way that it was cruel, and all I wanted was to not laugh. If I could get through this without laughing, I would consider it a victory. But not only did I need to keep a poker face, and in fact appear aroused, he actually wanted me to get off during this assault to my ears? Alright, challenge accepted. So I was trying to block it out, and he kept getting louder and louder! He was also using my cam name incessantly, but I will leave that out.
“Alright! Now! Fuck your VYAGINA with my PENIS! Fuck your VYAGINA with my PENIS until my PENIS gives you an orgasm and you give me your sweet VYAGINAL milKUH. That sweet…cannabis-soaked VYAGINAL milKUH. Put my erect PENIS inside of you. Then my PENIS will pump my sperm into your VYAGINA.“
At this point, I could not believe this was happening. He had been yelling at me for about 7 minutes. He had only used a handful of phrases. The longer it went on, the more hilarious the situation seemed to me. Like, I can’t even explain how funny this was. I'm so disappointed in how it looks written down compared the reality of experiencing this. After he had said “vyaginal milk” for about the 30th time, (not fucking exaggerating…if anything I am being conservative in my estimate) I got disconnected. I got disconnected a few times today. Pretty lame…but the timing during this private was epic. I’m sure he’ll be back. He is like a level 3 or 4.
This made my morning...hahaha thank you.
I can't believe some of the stuff you girls put up with...I don't meet such intense individuals on MGF very often, but it seems like there are a lot of these guys on SM etc lol.
justanothercamgirl
09-17-2013, 10:25 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
Idiot: I didn't read before give a gold burned by your photo
Idiot: and I smile now
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
Idiot: you are able to move them round ? I can decide when I would see your body. What do you do in private ?
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
Idiot: why group is more expensive as private ?
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
-- GS IS NOW OVER! BACK IN FREE CHAT --
Idiot: you are very bad girl, I better run away. Very nice breast.
CanadianRuby
09-17-2013, 10:27 AM
MGF has *a lot* of entitled douche bags. Like, because they have the ability to craft a profile and can type whatever insane misogynistic bullshit that comes out of their little brains....their profiles can be a real mood killer.
I came across a guys profile photo that was of his little pee-pee. His profile was like: " IF I SEND YOU A DICK PHOTO AND YOU DON'T WANT IT I AM SORRY BUT THAT IS HOW I BREAK THE ICE BLAH BLAH BLAH".
And he had all this other stupid bullshit on there, like, condescending, attempting to control the models bullshit.
So, I sent him a message telling him NO ONE WANTS TO SEE HIS STUPID DICK, and that it's stupid to have a disclaimer on his profile that he sends out dick pictures to anyone he can but won't send them if the girl requests no photos publicly on her profile.....yet his display photo is of his stupid fucking dick.
UHG.
WHY DO THEY THINK WE WANT TO SEE THEIR DICKS
NONE OF US DO
THEY MIGHT PRETEND THEY WANT TO, BUT THEY SERIOUSLY FUCKING DON'T WANT TO ACTUALLY SEE IT YOU JACKASS :banghead::stop:
Procrasturbator
09-17-2013, 10:46 AM
Meanwhile during a $1 topless GS
-- JAC is naked --
*EntitledIdiot has logged on*
EntitledIdiot: come on start :-)))
*EntitledIdiot has logged off*
*EntitledIdiot has logged on*
EntitledIdiot: when it is gonna start baby ?
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
*EntitledIdiot has logged off*
I seriously don't understand these guys you're always getting. Do they really think they're somehow going to get a full-blown show for $1???
Graceface
09-17-2013, 11:05 AM
UHG.
WHY DO THEY THINK WE WANT TO SEE THEIR DICKS
NONE OF US DO
Every time I see something like that I think: "Single by choice ...girls choice". Also I wonder if they get off on being berated, which is why I generally refrain from interacting with them. They, on some level, have to know they're douche nozzles.
VictoriaChaos
09-17-2013, 11:55 AM
UHG.
WHY DO THEY THINK WE WANT TO SEE THEIR DICKS
NONE OF US DO
THEY MIGHT PRETEND THEY WANT TO, BUT THEY SERIOUSLY FUCKING DON'T WANT TO ACTUALLY SEE IT YOU JACKASS :banghead::stop:
Yesterday I was in freechat on SM and the guy I was talking to flipped the conversation to his dick piercing.
I want to be able to be okay with them but I'm just not at that point yet. I can look at them but reading about them makes me shiver.
So I'm trying to get him to take my exclusive telling him I want to see his piercing and whatnot.
"okay I'll just send you a picture."
I'm like no, that's okay. I really don't want to see a picture of your dick.
"No, not my dick, just the piercings. it's in the head."
Umm. . .That's still your dick.
"Lol, yeah your right."
Then he left.
justanothercamgirl
09-17-2013, 12:49 PM
I seriously don't understand these guys you're always getting. Do they really think they're somehow going to get a full-blown show for $1???
Not only do they think they are going to get a full-blown show for a dollar....they also think they can direct it! LOL!
Edited to add: I should point out that the guys I post about here are really special and rare 'gems'. Mathematically, I usually get one self entitled jerk after doing a show for 100 really awesome guys. There is also a huge percentage of awesome guys who love my show and come back again and again.
justanothercamgirl
09-17-2013, 01:41 PM
fuckingasshole has logged on
fuckingasshole has pledged $1.00 toward your GOLD Show.
fuckingasshole: after the gold show would love to take you exclusive gorgeous
JAC: No privates until October
fuckingasshole: mind if I ask why?
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
fuckingasshole: right that is what I just aksed you and you said you arent doing gold shows until october
JAC: I don't justify myself.
fuckingasshole: right. Stupidity isn't justifiable so I don't blame you
fuckingasshole has logged off
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You can bet your boobies that I am making a note on his file to ban his ass the next time he comes in my room so he never can get another private from again. That was so fucking uncalled for. You aren't my fucking Daddy. I don't owe you answers why I do what I do.
anonymous camgirl
09-17-2013, 02:33 PM
YEA! when they tell me how I can treat a customer this way.. bad customer service.. and I am like?? You never spent money you are NOT my customer!!..LOL...they are crazy.. I guess they just think if they are a customer of the cam site.. that's all that matters.. no need to give you anything.
asshat: You have the worst customer service. Good luck!
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Actually I have amazing customer service. But in order to get at it you have to have PAID something to have become my customer.
McDonald's has signs that says no loitering or they will kick you out. Why should my room be any different?
audritwo
09-17-2013, 02:56 PM
UHG.
WHY DO THEY THINK WE WANT TO SEE THEIR DICKS
NONE OF US DO
THEY MIGHT PRETEND THEY WANT TO, BUT THEY SERIOUSLY FUCKING DON'T WANT TO ACTUALLY SEE IT YOU JACKASS :banghead::stop:
That is why I started charging dudes to see their dick pics. The way I see it, if they REALLY want me to see their dick, they'll have to pay me. I hate when I get a message with the title. "To get you wet this morning."
MY LIBIDO ISN'T THE SAME AS YOUR'S SIR!
Snowy0Star
09-17-2013, 03:06 PM
MY LIBIDO ISN'T THE SAME AS YOUR'S SIR!
sir lol =^Y^=
chloemay
09-17-2013, 03:08 PM
That is why I started charging dudes to see their dick pics. The way I see it, if they REALLY want me to see their dick, they'll have to pay me. I hate when I get a message with the title. "To get you wet this morning."
MY LIBIDO ISN'T THE SAME AS YOUR'S SIR!
"To get you wet this morning."
I'm dead now. This killed me. Nothing like random penis first thing in the morning, why didn't Folgers think of that?