View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Snowy0Star
09-27-2013, 06:47 AM
I just want to say how HILARIOUS I think it is when they think we can see them stroking their little cocks in guest chat on Streamate. Every day I have at least one asshat that says "Do you see me?" or "Can you see my cock?"! And without fail, as soon as I inform them that they have to be in paid chat to activate cam2cam they jet.
I get that on CB all the time too um like no you have to take me pvt then we can cam2cam i honestly dont even know if u can cam2cam on cb but i say that to shut them up.
SweetJulia
09-27-2013, 06:56 AM
I have one.............
Idiot:I want you to come visit me on your birthday, I'm in Alabama. I wouldn't be able to pay you, but I'd make you steak and give you a massage.
Me: Thinking: Yeah, that's my dream birthday, your hairy, giant, sweaty, 600 pound ass sitting on my soon to be ruptured kidneys while separating each vertebra from the last because you have no idea what you're doing and shoving undercooked, expired steak in my mouth while I drift in and out of consciousness from the pain, internal bleeding and lack of oxygen. March can't come soon enough!
VictoriaChaos
09-27-2013, 09:37 AM
I just want to say how HILARIOUS I think it is when they think we can see them stroking their little cocks in guest chat on Streamate. Every day I have at least one asshat that says "Do you see me?" or "Can you see my cock?"! And without fail, as soon as I inform them that they have to be in paid chat to activate cam2cam they jet.
I love it when they do that.
I try so hard not to laugh.
They enter
"Can you see me?"
"Is my cam working?"
"Like my cock bb?"
I'm sorry, did I miss the part of the site that says as soon as you enter the room your cam is projected to the model?
I don't know if your cams working. Why would I even be able to see it?
Yes, I love your cock because I can't see it.
Snowy0Star
09-27-2013, 09:39 AM
I love it when they do that.
I try so hard not to laugh.
They enter
"Can you see me?"
"Is my cam working?"
"Like my cock bb?"
I'm sorry, did I miss the part of the site that says as soon as you enter the room your cam is projected to the model?
I don't know if your cams working. Why would I even be able to see it?
Yes, I love your cock because I can't see it.
THIS ... just THIS ... that is all =^Y^=
VictoriaChaos
09-27-2013, 09:39 AM
I have one.............
Idiot:I want you to come visit me on your birthday, I'm in Alabama. I wouldn't be able to pay you, but I'd make you steak and give you a massage.
Me: Thinking: Yeah, that's my dream birthday, your hairy, giant, sweaty, 600 pound ass sitting on my soon to be ruptured kidneys while separating each vertebra from the last because you have no idea what you're doing and shoving undercooked, expired steak in my mouth while I drift in and out of consciousness from the pain, internal bleeding and lack of oxygen. March can't come soon enough!
So not to alarm you but I just fell in love with you.
Oh my god, I cannot stop laughing.
That is priceless.
CanadianRuby
09-27-2013, 10:33 AM
I'v been talking to this dude for like an hour. Which is way more than what I normally would afford to someone that hasn't contributed before or had recent reviews on his page to show me he has spent money on MGF recently.
I'm like, TRYING to make a fucking sale here. He should just contribute so I can go have another coffee and a smoke. This is ridiculous. I'v been MORE than accommodating and nice, he's received SO much attention and basically free dirty chat since we're talking about shit he obviously is turned on by.
*rolls around on the floor*....I JUST WANT A SMOKE......UHGHGHGHGHGHG BUY SOMETHING I WANT A SMOKE....
He's probably just like, going to keep asking about different videos and making me talk about them while he jerks it then he'll just bounce.
dude: perfect.. sounds like all kinds of masturbation moments ahead....
dude: thanks for the info and advice.. now.. i have a rather stiff cock and decisions to make..lol
edit: UHG
dude: and i'm guessing you would quite enjoy as I tell you how I stroked off while watching your video?.. and how good of a wet, sticky cum I had as you teased me on the laptop screen?
ANOTHER ONE THAT'S GOING TO MAKE ME SIT THERE AND PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN HOW YOU'RE JERKING OFF. PLEASE. PLEASE. NO.
Edit AGAIN:
Dude: Talk to you later......
Oh. You totally did not JUST do what I told an entire forum you were going to do. Talk talk talk talk about buying a video, and keeping me trying to get you to BUY it by talking about it. Now you're going to jerk off to the chat, and I'm still sitting here.
Fuck you. Asshole. :banghead:
justanothercamgirl
09-27-2013, 11:22 AM
howdoescapslockworkagain: WOW - HI THERE SEXY
GREAT BOOBS
LOVE TO SQUEEZE THOSE BABIES
WHAT SIZE?
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction.
howdoescapslockworkagain: YESS, SQUEZE THEM PLS
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction.
howdoescapslockworkagain: OK - SORRY - I WILL JUST ENJOY
THX - BYE
VictoriaChaos
09-27-2013, 11:23 AM
dude: and i'm guessing you would quite enjoy as I tell you how I stroked off while watching your video?.. and how good of a wet, sticky cum I had as you teased me on the laptop screen?
Wait seriously? This was his first guess?
I wish I had a gif that expressed just how wrong I feel he is about this.
As you were rolling on the floor craving a smoke, I am rolling on the floor with laughter after reading your post.
PrincessLavender
09-27-2013, 12:47 PM
I just want to say how HILARIOUS I think it is when they think we can see them stroking their little cocks in guest chat on Streamate. Every day I have at least one asshat that says "Do you see me?" or "Can you see my cock?"! And without fail, as soon as I inform them that they have to be in paid chat to activate cam2cam they jet.
And the you get the extra special kind of idiot....
"Can you see me baby?
"I can't see your can in free chat?
"Do you like my cock?
"You have to buy a private show to do cam2cam"
"Please bb, turn my can on so you can see how hard my cock is for you"
"I can't turn your cam on in free chat even if I wanted to. It's not can option. You have to buy a private show."
"Oh ok"
Idiot leaves never to be heard from again.
Vlodina
09-27-2013, 12:54 PM
I really wish (98% of the time) that guys on Sm weren't able to send attachments. I've stopped opening most of them, but it's still annoying as it's nearly always guys who haven't and won't spend...
justanothercamgirl
09-27-2013, 12:57 PM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
ithinkiamclever: I want to ice those with cum like yummy titty cupcakes
Snowy0Star
09-27-2013, 12:58 PM
I really wish (98% of the time) that guys on Sm weren't able to send attachments. I've stopped opening most of them, but it's still annoying as it's nearly always guys who haven't and won't spend...
yeah i know and its almost always a dick pik from some fucktard who thinks its dating site or we get off on that shit um no i get off on a cute face and some abs i can do my laundry on.
Snowy0Star
09-27-2013, 01:00 PM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
ithinkiamclever: I want to ice those with cum like yummy titty cupcakes
he wants to eat ur boobs 0.0 thats sounds painful for u and unhealthy for him boobs are nothing but bags of fat over our pectoral muscles
justanothercamgirl
09-27-2013, 01:11 PM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
-- JAC is in her gold show show. A moron is asking her questions from free chat --
moron: u smoke babe?
JAC: Got a question? Then check my profile! Not on my profile? Then I guess it must be something I'll only tell you in private. ;-)
moron: it says u do if i join will u smoke in show?
JAC: ..............
*moron joins gold show*
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction.
moron: ok
moron: beautiful tits tho babe
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Oh. of course I will! I mean my GS topic is only a guideline after all. I am just waiting for someone to ask me to do their exact fetish for $1 instead. I mean it isn't like I'd be losing money on the deal or anything.
Oh wait.....
SweetJulia
09-27-2013, 02:52 PM
So not to alarm you but I just fell in love with you.
Oh my god, I cannot stop laughing.
That is priceless.
Yay-someone loves me and doesn't follow that statement with "you show give me a free show!" The curse is broken lol :)
MarleyCat
09-27-2013, 06:04 PM
Dudes love to come in my room and say I look like Whoopi Goldberg.
I typically answer back, "If I'm Whoopi Goldberg then I'm obviously richer than you, you little (insert expletive here)"
Or I just kick them.
It just boggles my mind that they think they're so clever. I get it, I'm dark skinned and have dreads so I must be Whoopi. Wow, you are some kind of comedian.
Procrasturbator
09-27-2013, 09:32 PM
16yearold/b/tard ($): will u flash me your psy really fast in pvt
Me: Uhh, not "really fast", in like a minute, sure.
16yearold/b/tard: ok
*takes me pvt*
16yearold/b/tard: hurry
16yearold/b/tard: ok then go
Me: *kneeling up, pulling panties down a bit, teasing*
16yearold/b/tard: its beebn like 30 seconfds
Me: Sweetie, I told you, in a minute.
16yearold/b/tard: iam willing just go
Me: *rolls eyes off camera* Ok, jeez, fine.
16yearold/b/tard: ew *signs off*
Lmao, that's a new one. Welp, this is what I get for accommodating ImLive cheapskates.
LetsPlayDoctor : Can you put a microphone up to your heart so I can hear it beat?
Blu: Now, where have I heard that before...
Procrasturbator
09-28-2013, 01:23 AM
wat: your too frail
...
I said something like "Well some people have gotten pretty rough with me and I survived, haha" but... wat.
Snowy0Star
09-28-2013, 09:25 AM
hello would you shave your head bald if we agree tip
i really like bald heads on beautiful women
justanothercamgirl
09-28-2013, 09:49 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS...
truestory: luv to see'm hang side doggy view
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
truestory: sorry
truestory: my boner is egging me on
WendiStarr
09-28-2013, 12:17 PM
The most annoying shit I hear on a daily basis is the same freeloader who comes into my room every single time I work and says,"Open boobs bb!" or "Press boobs bb!" I always end up banning him but the fucker somehow knows how to get around it because he comes back into my room. So annoying. There's also the "flash me and then I'll tip you 10000 tokens asshole" and the paid member who only comes into my room on Mondays and Fridays just to ask me if I can put my leg behind my head. Each time I tell him "I'll try", even though I know that I can't, just to buy time since I cam for SecretFriends and we get paid by how long we can keep a paid member in our chatroom. Of course since I can't put my leg over my head he signs out. You'd think seeing as how he comes into my chatroom two days a week for the past 2 months he'd remember. Lol
JuniperGold
09-28-2013, 02:04 PM
There's also the "flash me and then I'll tip you 10000 tokens" asshole
I hate those guys.
Snowy0Star
09-28-2013, 02:07 PM
^ we all do
IsobelWren
09-28-2013, 04:35 PM
... MR. ENTITLEDICK.
Read that and thought of those childrens' books. Had to make my very own Little Mister (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Men) book cover out of it. (Cover is originally Mr. Nosey)
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/IsobelWren/MrEntitledick_zps249d384f.jpg
IsobelWren
09-28-2013, 04:47 PM
16yearold/b/tard ($): will u flash me your psy really fast in pvt...
http://stendhal-syndrome.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/nerd-alert.gif
I read that and was like, "Your psy what? He wants you to do telekinesis really fast?"
Rose_Who
09-28-2013, 07:59 PM
I read that and was like, "Your psy what? He wants you to do telekinesis really fast?"
noooo! He wants her to do the gagnam style dance!
gummy
09-28-2013, 10:02 PM
You know whats stupid and annoying...
"Your so lovely, funny and smart...." Why thank you polite man
"I'd tip you if I had any tokens" um...ok............
My usual though process to this is... - Is it REALLY that hard to spend a minimum of ten dollars ...
I don't think so.
Plus him telling me he "would" tip me if he even had any money to tip does me no good. It is not a form of flattery it's wasting my god damn time lol
How bout you actually tip me cheapstake
rachelleigh
09-29-2013, 09:25 AM
You know whats stupid and annoying...
"Your so lovely, funny and smart...." Why thank you polite man
"I'd tip you if I had any tokens" um...ok............
My usual though process to this is... - Is it REALLY that hard to spend a minimum of ten dollars ...
I don't think so.
Plus him telling me he "would" tip me if he even had any money to tip does me no good. It is not a form of flattery it's wasting my god damn time lol
How bout you actually tip me cheapstake
What gets me is that on streamate you don't need a minimum. If I'm doing a three dollar gold show, it's ONLY three dollars. If you don't have three motherfucking dollars, you probably should just be on a tube site. I have three dollars, and I'm broke as fuck.
SweetJulia
09-29-2013, 10:24 AM
SimpleMindedBallsack: I'll pay for a show, but you have to give the money back afterwards, ok?
Me: That's so unique, what's your name?
SimpleMindedBallsack: Chuck :)
#############BANNED################
Five minutes later..................
SimpleMindedTaint: I'll pay for a show, but you have to give the money back afterwards, ok?
Me: That's so unique, what's your name?
SimpleMindedTaint: Buck :)
It's one thing to come back anew, but at least word your line of shit differently and use a new name that doesn't rhyme with the last and is only different by one letter! Know what else rhymes with Chuck and Buck? Fuck-as in fuck, how do people this retarded figure out how to use a computer.
CanadianRuby
09-29-2013, 03:37 PM
Hello dear tell me if deal possible for video strip blowjob facial cumshot great kiss
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I have no idea what he is talking about.
I don't sell blowjob, cum shot, or facial videos. I don't sell any B/G videos.
Is he trying to ask me about a custom video? Or what? And ...if he is...there is no "DEAL" on customs.
justanothercamgirl
09-30-2013, 08:51 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
banmesoIcansavemydollar: show your ass baby
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction.
banmesoIcansavemydollar: well u should still bendover adn show your ass
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction.
banmesoIcansavemydollar: shut up bitch and just bendover adn show your ass
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
banmesoIcansavemydollar: waste of money for that saggy ass tits
*banmesoIcansavemydollar has logged off*
-- JAC smirks to herself ---
Procrasturbator
09-30-2013, 09:54 AM
http://stendhal-syndrome.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/nerd-alert.gif
I read that and was like, "Your psy what? He wants you to do telekinesis really fast?"
But it says right on my profile that I only do telekinesis in exclusive blocks!
Graceface
09-30-2013, 10:00 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
banmesoIcansavemydollar: show your ass baby
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction.
banmesoIcansavemydollar: well u should still bendover adn show your ass
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction.
banmesoIcansavemydollar: shut up bitch and just bendover adn show your ass
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
banmesoIcansavemydollar: waste of money for that saggy ass tits
*banmesoIcansavemydollar has logged off*
-- JAC smirks to herself ---
I don't do gold shows, but I SO want to do a $1 gold show in the style that you do, just once, to fuck with trolls. Trololol!
justanothercamgirl
09-30-2013, 10:18 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
isniffglue: kisssss
you can see me?
JAC: O.O
justanothercamgirl
09-30-2013, 10:44 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
wasteofwhitebloodcells: can u show that ass?
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction.
wasteofwhitebloodcells: can u show that amazing ass?
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
wasteofwhitebloodcells: i get it
wasteofwhitebloodcells: but can u stand at least?
------
Dear Sir or Madam,
I am writing you to inform you of the fact that you actually do not 'get it.'
No Love,
JAC
WendiStarr
09-30-2013, 11:24 AM
I got this one today. This dude immediately started as soon as he entered my room:
douchebagfreeloader: show me ur ass bb
me: Hello to you too lol :)
douchebagfreeloader: when can i see ass bb?
me: Take me prvt and it'll be your lucky day ;)
douchebagfreeloader: how do i know this isnt recording? how do i knw ur live rite now? u prove it by show me ass close up of ass hole? i need to see what color is ur ass hole 1st bb & after i take u prvt. i will tip big big for to see ass hole
0.o
This guy was rather odd. I've never heard of anybody who was that obsessed with a butt hole. I about died when I read the "I need to see what color is ur ass hole". Lmao! I had to sign off for a couple minutes after this guy. I was laughing too hard at the ridiculousness. Some people..
gummy
09-30-2013, 12:09 PM
douchebagfreeloader: how do i know this isnt recording? how do i knw ur live rite now? u prove it by show me ass close up of ass hole? i need to see what color is ur ass hole 1st bb & after i take u prvt. i will tip big big for to see ass hole
Just reading that here is annoying omg.
"how do i knw ur live rite now" "prove it by show me ass close up of ass hole"
...
I don't think I need to explain why this is irritating LOL
I've had a few guys think (or pretend to think) I'm just a recording and I want to strangle them because I'm obviously interacting with the chatroom.
OTL
Snowy0Star
09-30-2013, 12:13 PM
Just reading that here is annoying omg.
"how do i knw ur live rite now" "prove it by show me ass close up of ass hole"
...
I don't think I need to explain why this is irritating LOL
I've had a few guys think (or pretend to think) I'm just a recording and I want to strangle them because I'm obviously interacting with the chatroom.
OTL
i get this too they think theyre slick o yeah bb i have to show my ass to prove im real like me sitting here talking to u isnt enuf u want me to wave (shows middle finger and goes back and forth with it ) how was that for a wave ? i do this on any cam site and show something bb i show them my middle finger then block them
Procrasturbator
09-30-2013, 12:29 PM
how do i know this isnt recording? how do i knw ur live rite now? u prove it by show me ass close up of ass hole?
Ahahahaha this is beautiful. If you won't drop trou and zoom in on your asshole in free chat right this second you must be a recording!
I don't understand guys like this anyway, especially if the girl is the type to interact in free chat. I mean, really?
justanothercamgirl
09-30-2013, 12:58 PM
i get this too they think theyre slick o yeah bb i have to show my ass to prove im real like me sitting here talking to u isnt enuf u want me to wave (shows middle finger and goes back and forth with it ) how was that for a wave ? i do this on any cam site and show something bb i show them my middle finger then block them
I lift my keyboard and cover the cam for a second after telling them I am about too.
They try to scam me? Then you get to see nothing. LOL!
audritwo
09-30-2013, 01:16 PM
I've been pumping out voyeur shows. And I think one of JAC's $1 gold show asshats joined in one of mine.
asshat: mmm hi love i couldn't wait to see more of you and your hairy pussy!!
Audri: Welcome! Send me a message after the show for your video!
asshat: mmm can you spread your legs a bit love ..while you fold your laundry?? :0 plz LOve!
Audri: This is a voyeur show. Send me a message after show for your video!
asshat: mmm i'm here now.. watching you live,, plz show me more love!!!
Audri: This is a voyeur show. Send me a message after show for your video!
*someone else joined.
Audri: Welcome! Send me a message after the show for your video!
asshat: bullshit message,,, send message for vid,,,scammer... bad karma.. it will come back to you! we're here now!!!!!!
asshat rage quits.
he never sent me a message. Guess he didn't want that video.
Graceface
09-30-2013, 05:14 PM
u prove it by show me ass close up of ass hole?
Grab a mirror, bucko. :)
Sunnylexie
09-30-2013, 05:32 PM
i need to see what color is ur ass hole 1st bb & after i take u prvt. i will tip big big for to see ass hole
Lol don't think seeing a wrong color butthole would get him too disappointed unless it's some sort of a childhood trauma))))
WendiStarr
09-30-2013, 05:40 PM
^ Lol! I guess I never really paid much attention to buttholes to notice color differences. Haha!
VictoriaChaos
09-30-2013, 07:06 PM
EntitledLooser: i be right back and you better not have that hoody on
Sunnylexie
09-30-2013, 10:53 PM
Randomfuck: hey were would u post my id?
Me: hi, why should I post it at all?
Randomfuck leaves
WTF was it? 0_o
Snowy0Star
09-30-2013, 10:56 PM
Grab a mirror, bucko. :)
one of my fav lines to say when i get told to show asshole bb on token sites . o u want to see an asshole? go look in the mirror !
Randomfuck: hey were would u post my id?
Me: hi, why should I post it at all?
Randomfuck leaves
WTF was it? 0_o
Personally I'd only post your superego in free chat, but we all have our own limits.
Busygirl
09-30-2013, 11:18 PM
Blackmail fetish