View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Snowy0Star
09-30-2013, 11:22 PM
Blackmail fetish
that makes sense he was trying to get his fetish in free chat lol
LadyPop
10-01-2013, 02:17 AM
Mostly as of late, really stupid questions:
"Natural tits bb?" First of all, they're B's, secondly, who the fuck cares? Really, if someone didn't tell you, you wouldn't know anyway, so why the fuck does it matter?
"What do you think of a guy's orgasm face?" Really?
"Want to see my dick bb?" Only to make fun of it.
"Question that could easily be answered by reading my fucking profile"
Sunnylexie
10-01-2013, 02:43 AM
Blackmail fetish
The only ID I got was his SM handle, not to mention his obvious unwillingness to bribe the blackmailer. Does it even count as blackmail with key components missing?
Maybe he meant having his screenname at the model's "wall of fame" or something/:O
LadyPop
10-01-2013, 03:09 AM
omg, just got this one:
what kind of car do you have ?
does it have 1 or 2 exhaust pipes ?
would you fuck me with its exhaust pipes and make me stick my cock up in its exhaust pipes and you start it up and rev it up as hard as you wanted to on my cock and make me cumm up in its exhaust pipes ?
if yes blow me a kiss ?
So, you want me to give you dirty talk in fc? I didn't blow him a kiss if you were curious.
Snowy0Star
10-01-2013, 05:51 AM
The only ID I got was his SM handle, not to mention his obvious unwillingness to bribe the blackmailer. Does it even count as blackmail with key components missing?
Maybe he meant having his screenname at the model's "wall of fame" or something/:O
doesn't matter its role play just the thought of what u could do IF u had it is enuf to get him off
euaici
10-01-2013, 07:26 AM
Actually i get this one a lot. I have pretty thick hair and they love it.
And, of course, i'm: tip and i open. lol
I was in a chaturbate's room few minutes ago and I got this one for the collection :
sillygray:open hair bb ( the girl had her hair tied up)
I've heard open boobs , open pussy etc but open hair bb? I know the next one is gonna be open feet or as the grays say: Open "feets" bb .....
CourtneyRaine
10-01-2013, 04:27 PM
Just stumbled upon this lovely profile status on MGF: "I will choose whom I get content from...thanks BITCHES!"
That's interesting. I can also choose whom I will sell my content to and whom I will not sell my content to. Guess which category this guy is in?
Thymian
10-01-2013, 05:25 PM
Message on SM from a guy who was at first rude when he came into my chat, then kept popping in and lurking till I started talking to someone else about roleplay.
i may take you up on what you were saying about being who ever i would like you 2 be , you have a simular look to a friend of mine's wife i have always wanted to have a session with her but!!! i would not risk my friend ship , even though i know she would be up for it well its just not my way .
So because you have the looks ( simular and the body i would like you to do role play as suzanne i feel that would still be wrong but would not hurt any 1 apart from my guilt .
i need to know how much does 1 of your golds cost per min because some gals have different rates so you know were i am coming from ? if you are expensive or try to add extras then i will leave it
thats me
regards
fucktardo
Of course I had to tell him the next time he was in my free chat my rate for exclusive in chat, since he couldn't take it upon himself to look and see (and which could have saved him the trouble of writing this out in the first place).
His response to my rate was "You must have made a typo." Why yes, you are right! I meant it is $7.99 per HOUR, not minute, silly me! Give my regards to the lucky Mrs. Fuctardo, married to a cheap roving-eyed bastard who wants scripted, personalized porn for pennies.
CourtneyRaine
10-01-2013, 07:13 PM
"just send me your pussy video or you pussy picture with your face if i like it i will contact you back remember and always remember if i like it your video or your picture i will contact you back if i don't like it your picture or your video i'm so sorry and really so sorry......i don't want to contact back ok........so thank you so much"
http://media.tumblr.com/04aaba2926e227e955d30a316438ccde/tumblr_inline_mlrpsmT4731qz4rgp.gif
Snowy0Star
10-01-2013, 08:11 PM
Me: Hello tomRanger
tomRanger: slip off your dress bitch i want to see your fat ass
Me: I'm fine thank you, how's your day?
tomRanger: fuck that shit whore lets see that fat ass and cunt i don't have time for this crap
Me: About 8:30 here hon, you need a hug goodnight?
tomRanger: fuck you dogface cunt fuckin whore!
Me: So no hug? :(
tomRanger has logged off
this belongs in the witty come back thread not this thread i love how u trolls these fucktards
Snowy0Star
10-01-2013, 08:18 PM
^ I didn't feel it was a witty comeback, I was annoyed. :)That's why I placed it here.
ha ha yeah id be too if i had some guy come into my room and his opening line was something like that
justanothercamgirl
10-01-2013, 08:19 PM
Me: Hello tomRanger
tomRanger: slip off your dress bitch i want to see your fat ass
Me: I'm fine thank you, how's your day?
tomRanger: fuck that shit whore lets see that fat ass and cunt i don't have time for this crap
Me: About 8:30 here hon, you need a hug goodnight?
tomRanger: fuck you dogface cunt fuckin whore!
Me: So no hug? :(
tomRanger has logged off
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scarlettbelle
10-01-2013, 10:09 PM
This is on Skype, regarding a CMD ad which has the following in all caps:
NO PAYPAL
NO PREVIEWS
NO NEGOTIATING PRICE
After several minutes of him complimenting me and being mr chatty pants, this starts:
ICan'tRead: can i see you cam first?
Scarlett Belle: No need for previews, I'm verified :)
ICan'tRead: i understand bby
but i love checing out the girl
no nudity
Scarlett Belle: Thats what the pics are for. If you're interested in purchasing a show, let me know.
ICan'tRead: yea but some girls dont look as cute as they do in their pics
[Scarlett Belle: Sorry to hear that. I'm not one of them. Either you want to book a show with me or you don't. I think you just want freebies and to waste my time, but feel free to prove otherwise!
ICan'tRead: okay ill do a show but for 2$ a min for 10 mins
Scarlett Belle: LOL did you even read my ad? Look at the bottom honey.
ICan'tRead: with no preview
no one reads those bby
they look at the pics
Scarlett Belle: I don't doubt that
He should have offered paypal, then we would have had the trifecta!!!
SavannahLynnn
10-02-2013, 10:01 AM
Fucktard: wow you're pretty.
Me: Thanks
Fucktard: Show your ass bb
Me:[saved message] Please tip for requests.
Fucktard: Show your ass
Me: [saved message] Please tip for requests. No free flashes.
Fucktard: I'm trying bb it won't let me send it. Its not working.
Me: Yes it is. You just aren't trying.
Fucktard: Go pvt, it won't work either
Me: Yeah it is, you just aren't clicking it. Anyway, I don't have the ability to take YOU pvt.
Fucktard: Show your ass plllsssssss!!! (I don't)
Fucktard: Fuck u
BANNED!
justanothercamgirl
10-02-2013, 10:19 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
iamanentitledjerk: side view please
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction.
iamanentitledjerk: it's no big deal...please your audience
*Gold Show Ends*
--- Now back in free chat ---
iamanentitledjerk: that was lame overall but worth a dollar. you should take simple requests in my opinion.
*iamanentitledjerk is now banned*
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You know what my own personal opinion is? If you really wanted to have an opinion on what I should offer in my show you should of paid per minute to direct it.
JuniperGold
10-02-2013, 01:47 PM
Asshat: Hey babe show
Me: Tips for tits sweetie :)
Asshat: Oh... you're just in this for the money I guess... whatever
Yeah I sure as hell am.
justanothercamgirl
10-02-2013, 03:25 PM
Asshat: Hey babe show
Me: Tips for tits sweetie :)
Asshat: Oh... you're just in this for the money I guess... whatever
Yeah I sure as hell am.
And he isn't just in it for the tits? ;)
CourtneyRaine
10-02-2013, 05:57 PM
Dumbass: can i see ur butt please
Me: Yep, just tip 5 credits first and I'll be happy to show you
Dumbass: u dont have ne pics up of it
Me: And? What's your point?
Dumbass: ok sorry
Dumbass: fall back on the tanning and the atitude
For the record, I've never been tanning in my life, but because I am mixed I have brown skin. And yes, I do get an attitude when guys imply that I somehow owe them pictures of their favorite body part in my free gallery. I go to block the guy, but he's left. Comes back about a minute later. I go to block him again, when he suddenly sweeps me into private.
Me: Oh, so you still want to see my ass anyway even though I am too tan and have a bad attitude?
Dumbass: yup
Me: Fine.
I stare at the camera annoyed for several seconds, then begrudgingly turn around and give a half hearted wiggle. Dumbass leaves. The most idiotic part of it is, if he would have just shut his mouth and tipped in free chat he would have ended up spending less and I would have flashed for longer, or at the very least seemed happy.
Graceface
10-02-2013, 06:05 PM
I've started to take the Caesar Milan approach to dealing with shitty cam customers. Seriously, that dog training shit works on people too.
SoloDesire
10-02-2013, 06:30 PM
^^ Be calm and assertive. They can read your body language. Lol
Graceface
10-02-2013, 08:22 PM
Americans are very big about loving the dog first, so when you tell them you have to set rules and limitations, a lot of people believe it's going to hurt their feelings. They're actually looking for you to be the pack leader.
Cesar Millan
PREACH IT BROTHER CESAR!
Busygirl
10-02-2013, 08:45 PM
kitipiola: asss
kitipiola: you ass pich
luscious sadie
10-03-2013, 09:26 AM
beggar while I was hustling a TV gold show (in my opinion the WORST customers are in those shows)
beggar: show tits bb
me: if you pledge to my show you will see my tits and the REST of me too!
beggar: I don't want to see all that I just want to see your tits NOW
me: you're going to have to pledge to my show baby
beggar: I don't want to see your show for 4$ I want to see your tits for free.
me: well now you can see the door
BAN
JuniperGold
10-03-2013, 12:05 PM
beggar while I was hustling a TV gold show (in my opinion the WORST customers are in those shows)
beggar: show tits bb
me: if you pledge to my show you will see my tits and the REST of me too!
beggar: I don't want to see all that I just want to see your tits NOW
me: you're going to have to pledge to my show baby
beggar: I don't want to see your show for 4$ I want to see your tits for free.
me: well now you can see the door
BAN
What a pig.
sexy_nisa
10-03-2013, 02:18 PM
your gonna love this one" This guy asked me to breastfeed my baby for him in pvt chat" that shit pissed me off....
Procrasturbator
10-03-2013, 02:21 PM
^ Oh JFC. I normally don't report but for that I would, in the context of camming that's basically asking for CP.
gummy
10-03-2013, 05:14 PM
Model came in my room and she started to criticize, 'Why do you charge so high for a bbw? You're not even a younger, pretty one at that.'
Do other models actually behave like that with their fellow "co-workers". I mean yeah I know where all competing against each other in a way but wow way to be a bitch.
Thats rude in all sorts of ways
JuniperGold
10-03-2013, 08:29 PM
I once had a girl who was at the top of the list for the most visitors, and I was 2nd below her. I was dancing a little, doing my thing, showing off and she was just sitting at her monitor fully clothed. She said "Wow I have more viewers than you and I'm not even doing anything lol."
And....? Good for you?
Snowy0Star
10-03-2013, 08:46 PM
I once had a girl who was at the top of the list for the most visitors, and I was 2nd below her. I was dancing a little, doing my thing, showing off and she was just sitting at her monitor fully clothed. She said "Wow I have more viewers than you and I'm not even doing anything lol."
And....? Good for you?
what a bitch i hate the girls on mfc that do that . the ones that just sit on their bed fully clothed and watch the guys talk to themselves and they tip her like 100 every minute or so . its like why are u guys tipping her shes not even doing anything and im in my bra and panties dancing trying to strike conversations and i cant even get 200 tokens to keep my bra off and everyone leaves the second i try and talk . makes no sense how they get more $ for putting in less effort and when i try that no one will come into my room or they leave the second they get it more so then when im trying to put in the effort
CanadianRuby
10-04-2013, 09:40 AM
19 year old kid has in his profile he can't buy credits but he wants live chat to "get to know people"....AKA. Broke ass free loader that wants to chat and waste my time.
He sent me a chat invite.
Why am I going to be motivated to talk to some 19 year old, when i'v literally never had anyone under the age of 23 NOT waste my time. They never contribute.
Now he wants to know where I live. Oh good he lives in Canada.
:snooty: I'm putting a notice on my profile I won't be chatting with anyone under the age of 23.
CanadianRuby
10-04-2013, 09:48 AM
^ ^ ^ Oh look, my prediction was fulfilled.
me: I figured a site like this would be rather expencive for people in university
BROKE ASS: i dont use money on here anymore lol at least not unti l iget money again
BROKE ASS: i made this last year while i was in my repeat year
BROKE ASS: i soent money back then cause i had it
BROKE ASS: now i dont xD so im only able to chat unfortunately :/
me: Even though this is a Pay 2 Play site?
BROKE ASS: yup :/
BROKE ASS: ive made a lot of friends on here though so lots of people dont mind chatting with me
Me: You don't feel it is distracting the girl from her job?
BROKE ASS: and some have learned that i pay no matter what so they sent me stuff and i just payed them when i could.
BROKE ASS i guess it kinda is :/...didnt think of that..
Graceface
10-04-2013, 10:40 PM
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! I have a raving gin-u-ine tin foil hat wearing, afeared of the Lizard People, chem trail watching conspiracy theorist in my room. It was painful to kick him out. I love it when they get a'ranting.
gummy
10-04-2013, 11:07 PM
. asshat: bullshit message,,, send message for vid,,,scammer... bad karma.. it will come back to you! we're here now!!!!!!
asshat rage quits.
he never sent me a message. Guess he didn't want that video.
You know what tho I had a similar thing happen to me
. Not during a voyeur show tho. Rather I was giving out a raffle prizes and I when I got the list of winners for the photoset a I pm'ed them personally for their e-mails so I can send them the pictures I didn't realize that whenever they typed their e-mail the site blocked me from seeing so the only way to go about it was for them to email me or pm me with there e-mail broken down
Anyway long story short out of all the winners this one guy just did not understand when I kept telling him to e-mail me himself because I didn't get his address. I told him this literally like 15 times and he kept coming into the room on and off several times just to call me a scamming bitch.
I was just screaming in my head: Dude! I TOLD you why you haven't received the pictures yet. I TOLD you how to contact me about it
He never got them or ever came back and I'm very glad about that.
Busygirl
10-05-2013, 12:19 AM
MR: beautiful
can i see that ass gorgeous?
Me: no
MR: well fuck you then whore
Graceface
10-05-2013, 12:03 PM
cheapfootfetishist: Sweet pea, can I see your feet.
Graceaintplayintonight: Sure for 5 gold.
cheapfootfetishist: Vanishes
Goddamn. Et tu, Foot Fetish guys?
Marajha
10-05-2013, 05:04 PM
cheapfootfetishist: Sweet pea, can I see your feet.
Graceaintplayintonight: Sure for 5 gold.
cheapfootfetishist: Vanishes
Goddamn. Et tu, Foot Fetish guys?
This is my life on cam all the time. I've actually gotten used to it, because I'd rather they left immediately instead of sticking around to whine! Haha. Here are some noteable quotes from yesterday's shift:
"Why are American girls so greedy compared to Latin and Asian girls?"
(Because I'm weird and have been wearing various costumey things on cam this weekend cuz Halloween rocks - Yesterday was bunny) "I'D LOVE TO PUT MY PETER ON YOUR COTTONTAIL" ...Exact quote. :rotfl:
Fallenangel2904
10-05-2013, 06:05 PM
This was actually a little distrubing...
Him: You look very juicy baby
Me: Thank you baby I'm juicy all over
Him: Your thighs and calves look meaty
Me: They are (I'm a BBW so didn't think it was weird at first since those are common observations for BBW lovers)
Him: I bet you taste delicious
Me: Yup
Him: Would you role play being cooked in private? Like cannibalism
Not much surprised me but that kind of took me off guard.
Me: Um...okay
Him: So how should we cook you?
Sorry just couldn't do it...he left before I had a chance to kick him out. That creeped me out. Is that even a fetish? I know vore is, but this guy seemed like he wanted to actually COOK and eat me. Didn't think anything could give me chills with this job but that one did. Hannibal Lector anyone? Dear lord...
nikki187
10-05-2013, 06:28 PM
There is this guy on twitter annoying the hell out of me. He keeps avoiding the fact that I am a camgirl. He asked me yesterday if we could talk somewhere else. I said yes but I would like to be paid for it. Then he says today that he is at work and wants to see me so I linked to my sites and said you can find me here. He said yeah I know, then asks what my sign is. What the hell.
I am about to tell him if he wants to continue he will have to start paying. I haven't been on twitter that long so I don't know if I should just be forward with this guy.
Snowy0Star
10-05-2013, 06:42 PM
There is this guy on twitter annoying the hell out of me. He keeps avoiding the fact that I am a camgirl. He asked me yesterday if we could talk somewhere else. I said yes but I would like to be paid for it. Then he says today that he is at work and wants to see me so I linked to my sites and said you can find me here. He said yeah I know, then asks what my sign is. What the hell.
I am about to tell him if he wants to continue he will have to start paying. I haven't been on twitter that long so I don't know if I should just be forward with this guy.
well if you have it in ur headliner on twitter ur a camgirl then yeah i think u should some guys dont get it till u tell them flat out whats up. he sounds like one of them
MissMollyxxx
10-05-2013, 06:52 PM
"BB check ur messages I just sent you a pic of my cock."
Oh thanks! I cant watch porn to see a dick.....
Then when im clicking the msg to delete it the text is usually something like... "You like? You want that?"
The dick pic senders typically never get shows... lol
"You're too pale"
i get that a lot, but not as much as I get compliments on my fair skin haha
I just ask if they're going to pay for my the skin cancer treatment I watched my mom and her dad go through.
"You're too good for this"
hahahaha I can't contain my laughter when people tell me this and I tell them I'm too 'good' to be poor and have a job I hate!
I agree that people say the stupidest shit and sometime super mean shit but you got to laugh about it so it doesn't drive ya crazy. Rise above all of it and make their own joke on them.
I almost feel bad for some of the worms I meet in chat.... almost! LOL
nikki187
10-05-2013, 06:57 PM
well if you have it in ur headliner on twitter ur a camgirl then yeah i think u should some guys dont get it till u tell them flat out whats up. he sounds like one of them
Yep I have it in my head liner. I asked him if this was going to lead to a show eventually. He said maybe one day. He knows what he is doing. lol. I am done.
Graceface
10-05-2013, 07:12 PM
This was actually a little distrubing...
Him: You look very juicy baby
Me: Thank you baby I'm juicy all over
Him: Your thighs and calves look meaty
Me: They are (I'm a BBW so didn't think it was weird at first since those are common observations for BBW lovers)
Him: I bet you taste delicious
Me: Yup
Him: Would you role play being cooked in private? Like cannibalism
Not much surprised me but that kind of took me off guard.
Me: Um...okay
Him: So how should we cook you?
Sorry just couldn't do it...he left before I had a chance to kick him out. That creeped me out. Is that even a fetish? I know vore is, but this guy seemed like he wanted to actually COOK and eat me. Didn't think anything could give me chills with this job but that one did. Hannibal Lector anyone? Dear lord...
I wish I would have had this guy! I could have spent 20 minutes discussing the finer points of cooking technique, and what would be appropriate for which type of tissue. It sounds like some weird variant of vore.
I treat this thing like it's a video game. Do you think it's a coincidence that SM uses 'gold' as a currency? These guys are just trolls who live in the CoMpUtEr. You have to figure out how to crack them open and get the gold out.
justanothercamgirl
10-05-2013, 07:52 PM
There is this guy on twitter annoying the hell out of me. He keeps avoiding the fact that I am a camgirl. He asked me yesterday if we could talk somewhere else. I said yes but I would like to be paid for it. Then he says today that he is at work and wants to see me so I linked to my sites and said you can find me here. He said yeah I know, then asks what my sign is. What the hell.
I am about to tell him if he wants to continue he will have to start paying. I haven't been on twitter that long so I don't know if I should just be forward with this guy.
I suggest using the #payforplay hashtag when you next message him. ;)
audritwo
10-05-2013, 08:01 PM
I always get someone on a daily basis who tries to skinny shame me. I've heard it all my whole life, so that shit don't bother me.
"Do you even eat? You look anorexic! LOLOLOL"
"Man, I really appreciate you guys when you are concerned about my weight! Don't worry! I have inherited this wonderful thing called a fast metabolism! But seriously, thank you for showing concern!"
Leaves everytime...
Procrasturbator
10-05-2013, 11:43 PM
Stupid annoying shit I don't hear on cam because my room is apparently full of mimes... I hate when more people have favorited me than have actually TALKED to me. How rude can you be?
Also:
Wahhpayattentiontomeeee: hi there
u are very cute babe
i can't hear u
did u say hey to me
Me (auto text): Hey there! I can't type in free chat, it's not fair to the other people, but I'd be happy to type for you in exclusive! :-)
Wahhpayattentiontomeeee: (blah blah blah for several lines)
babe, do u see what im typing?
Me (auto text): Hey there! I can't type in free chat, it's not fair to the other people, but I'd be happy to type for you in exclusive! :-)
Wahhpayattentiontomeeee: i love the auto message u got there sweetheart
Me (out loud): Why thank you Wahhpayattentiontomeeee, I'm glad you like it!
IsobelWren
10-06-2013, 08:07 AM
This was actually a little distrubing...
Him: You look very juicy baby
Me: Thank you baby I'm juicy all over
Him: Your thighs and calves look meaty
Me: They are (I'm a BBW so didn't think it was weird at first since those are common observations for BBW lovers)
Him: I bet you taste delicious
Me: Yup
Him: Would you role play being cooked in private? Like cannibalism
Not much surprised me but that kind of took me off guard.
Me: Um...okay
Him: So how should we cook you?
Sorry just couldn't do it...he left before I had a chance to kick him out. That creeped me out. Is that even a fetish? I know vore is, but this guy seemed like he wanted to actually COOK and eat me. Didn't think anything could give me chills with this job but that one did. Hannibal Lector anyone? Dear lord...
Yeah, another vore thing. Gynophagia is the first vore I was exposed to, so I was really surprised when I learned that most vore is about the GUY being turned INTO something and eaten, with subsets of the guy who wants to watch a woman gobbled up by some kind of monster. Here's Dolcett's comics, obvs. NSFW and graphic. The thing that creeps me out the most is that the women who are being cooked and eaten seem to usually be totally cool with it. Mildly annoyed, if anything.
http://www.necrobabes.org/dolcett/gyno_stories/index.htm
VictoriaChaos
10-06-2013, 08:48 AM
^ It is so fucking funny that we're talking about this.
I just ran into a Vore group on Fetlife.
No idea what it was but now I'm really curious about it.
I don't think I'm into it but I would have no problem entertaining someone who was.
Guess I'm just odd that way.
//threadjack.
Snowy0Star
10-06-2013, 08:59 AM
I was on and off CB and MFC all day yesterday and i had like 5 guys on MFC ask me if i poo in pvt i even had one guy who asked me to shit on the floor in free chat for tokens. Like i dont know if theyre trolling or they think that i will honest to god do that but i just put a 60 da ban day and ignore on them.
ALSO : for those of u who work token sites do u find it more irritating when blues/premiums go into ur room and demand things? yesterday i had a blue guy on CB come into my room and no hi hru whats up just "pussy bb". its like dude WTF u have tokens u know how this supposed to go down why are u in my room begging and demanding like a hobo. its almost the same as someone dressed in an armani suit holding up a sign off the road that says "homeless - help"
Snowy0Star
10-06-2013, 04:11 PM
^ credits? where were you ? all or just bbw ?
Snowy0Star
10-06-2013, 04:17 PM
hmm im planning on starting there for the first time tomorrow maybe try pvt only and bookings see if that helps