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Niko-n-Justine
06-29-2011, 09:58 AM
Customer: will you stick a beer bottle in your ass?
Me: no i don't do anal and nothing but sexually oriented objects are going in any hole.
Customer: i'll pay you 4000 tokens to do it.
Me: doesn't matter how much you offer to pay me, nothing goes in my ass.
Customer: trust me, it'll fit.
Me: i don't stick objects in my ass.
Customer: it's not bad, you'll enjoy it... it feels good.
Me: so you speak from experience i see.. how many times has your boyfriend fucked you in the ass?
Customer: i'm not gay!!! Ewwwwww
Me: I'm bi, so don't embarrassed to step out of the closet... tell me how it feels when he mounts you.
Customer: fuck you bitch

He then left the room. Thats how you get rid of those guys. Oh yeah and for the rest of the night i didn't get another object-in-my-ass request LOL

Madelynn
06-29-2011, 10:26 AM
Ok, to set the scene, I've known this guy a few months, but not overly well. We were friendly at the beginning, seemingly nice guy but he tends on the cheap side

Him: Cams on....
Me: Sorry, I only watch cams for a tip now, not a noob anymore teehee
Him: What? I thought we were friends with benefits!!!!
Me:How did you come to THAT conclusion?
* I am in utter bewilderment b/c I'm WORKING on a porn site*
Him: Because you're here on MFC......
Me: Thats the EXACT opposite, I'm here to make money. If i wanted a friend with benefits I'd find someone closer.

sweetheather
07-01-2011, 05:34 PM
So today I'm trying to hit my goal for a shower show party chat, everyone so far is into it and then:
him: show your tits c**t
Me:Call me that again and I'll fucking ban you
-a minute goes by, and guys are tipping-
Him: haha this is crap, shes mutt ugly and wnt do anything. go get a real girl pathetic guys haha(I copied that part)

And thats how you get banned! I had guys bitching him out and telling me to ban him. I win

prettygreeneyes
07-01-2011, 05:43 PM
^ you're more patient than me, I don't give them a warning if they talk to me like that. I ban their asses as fast as possible.

My favorite thing to laugh at lately is when guys ask to see my ass, and I tell them they can go look at my pictures and see it on there. There's really nothing for them to say, they can't use the "I just want to see what it looks like before we go private" excuse. They pretty much always silently leave. I can understand wanting a preview of the goods but that's what free chat and picture galleries are for, I'm not a trained animal that you can bark commands at.

Can you tell I'm really burned out right now? Lol...

sweetheather
07-01-2011, 11:16 PM
"Nipples bb"

I'm not your bb, and no. I always say "Do you pay for the movie AFTER you see it? Didn't think so" and they either give me a nice tip or leave. I find it hilarious guys think they can bully or coerce me into whipping things out for free.

Smurfette
07-02-2011, 02:55 PM
I WANT TO KISS YOUR ASS ALL OVER. I DO NOT CARE IF ITS STINK, SWEATY, OR NEED WIPING. i WANT TO KISS YOUR ASS ALL OVER BECAUSE KISSING YOUR ASS IS THE BEST THING FOR ME. SO TURN ASS AROUND 1 TIME SO I CAN SERVE IT DUE KISSES AND MAKE YOUR ASS STABLE

I WANT TO WORSHIP, PRAISE, GIVE RESPECTS, AND APPRECIATION TO YOUR ASS. YOU FEAR NOTHING OF SWEAT, ODOR, NEED OF WIPING, URINE, ORT ANYTHING BECAUSE IT IS NATURAL AND CREATE BY GOD. THUS, SHARE YOUR ASS BY TURNING AROUND 1 TIME. I WANT TO BE YOU ASS SLAVE

OK TURN ASS AROUND 1 TIME SO CAN PRAISE, WORSHIP, AND GLORFIT IT 1 TIME. KEEP PANTIES ON

Pin_up
07-02-2011, 05:48 PM
"Stand up"
"Turn around"
"Can I see your ass"
"Can I see your feet"
"Can I see your toys"
"Do you have stockings"
"Can I see them"
"Do you have heels"
"Can I see them"
"Will you flash for $1 gold"
"Does your man know you do this"
"Can we get to know each other better on MSN"

OMG I know what your saying! You feel like your playing simon says most the time!

The msn thing REALLY bugs me, just had it now. I really dont know if it ever works for them! Thats why I never go on msn unless i have a show on there due to chatting time wasters.

So annoying xxx

SanAntonioDancer
07-02-2011, 05:59 PM
okay I may be nieve but what the fuck are they asking for when they ask for a fucking spoon?? what is a spoon! got that the last two nights. "spoon bb"? "Do you have a spoon?"

Pin_up
07-02-2011, 06:08 PM
okay I may be nieve but what the fuck are they asking for when they ask for a fucking spoon?? what is a spoon! got that the last two nights. "spoon bb"? "Do you have a spoon?"

LOL no idea! When you do know please share! Oddbulls still pay the bills :) xxx

sananeko
07-02-2011, 06:13 PM
okay I may be nieve but what the fuck are they asking for when they ask for a fucking spoon?? what is a spoon! got that the last two nights. "spoon bb"? "Do you have a spoon?"
The only thing I can think of to use a spoon is to balance it on your nipples... I can usually think up sicker things but I'm abit stumped by this one..

neliana
07-02-2011, 06:46 PM
Got this IM on yahoo this morning...

: Look at earth from outer space
Look at earth from outer spacee
Give me strength, reserve control
Give me heart and give me soul
Give me time, give us a kiss
Tell me your own politik
you are very nice
iam iranian


So random LOL. I didnt bother responding!

HighHeelHottie
07-02-2011, 08:46 PM
My favorite thing to laugh at lately is when guys ask to see my ass, and I tell them they can go look at my pictures and see it on there. There's really nothing for them to say, they can't use the "I just want to see what it looks like before we go private" excuse. They pretty much always silently leave. I can understand wanting a preview of the goods but that's what free chat and picture galleries are for, I'm not a trained animal that you can bark commands at.




Lol, I wish they always sat silently when I told them to look at my pics...they either tell me they want to see it live because live is better, or they lie and say they don't see the pictures.::)

prettygreeneyes
07-02-2011, 09:59 PM
^ when they say they want to see it live, I'm like "I'd love to show it to you live in private". I haven't had anyone lie and say they don't see my pics. but I probably just jinxed myself and will now get that 20 times tomorrow haha.
If they keep pushing the issue after I direct them to my pics, I ban/ignore them. But it's cutting down on a lot of bullshit, they usually show themselves the door, lol.

TheBrownFox
07-03-2011, 05:41 AM
"Nigger, stand up and turn around." SMH. Do you REALLY think you're gonna talk to me like that AND get what you want?

"Do you have white thigh highs? Can you go get them so I can see them?" Unless they're sitting right next to me on the bed, no. I'm not gonna walk away from the computer (losing the rest of my ADD chatters) to dig around for socks, just because you IMPLY that you'll take me private.

MFC guests and basics asking models "Do you have toys?" Um...yeah...but why does it matter? YOU haven't made the commitment to buy tokens ($19.99), so.....

"But other models do it." (guys on SM say this when they want you to break the rules). So then go to that models' room then, if she hasn't banned your ass already.....

girl_sam
07-03-2011, 09:55 AM
Oh, I love the "other models do it" line. If other models do it, then why are you still here begging me? Probably because the others have banned you, just like I'm doing now!

Fridays
07-03-2011, 11:34 AM
Potential customer enters free chat.

"Hi there!" I chirp

"Hi Whore Bag" He responds

I drop my smile, reach for the mouse, insta-ban! Honey badger don't got time for that shit! Honey Badger don't give a fuck!

I love to smile while banning.. they dont know its coming...
and after he was banned, I let everyone know... he asshole was banned!! who wants to be next...? U should see the silence lol

Fridays
07-03-2011, 11:37 AM
anyone remembers the "shoe on head" nightmare few years ago on livejasmin?
THAT was insane.........lol :hyper:

MistressBettina
07-04-2011, 05:10 AM
anyone remembers the "shoe on head" nightmare few years ago on livejasmin?
THAT was insane.........lol :hyper:

My friend who worked on there told me about it.... literally a sweep from the anon guys. It was a nightmare, but still those guys are not be messed with. They are like a black mist!

Niko-n-Justine
07-04-2011, 08:20 AM
okay I may be nieve but what the fuck are they asking for when they ask for a fucking spoon?? what is a spoon! got that the last two nights. "spoon bb"? "Do you have a spoon?"

Who knows--maybe they are hoping you have a needle to go with it and will shoot up on camera. There are so many wack-a-doos who come into chat who say and request the most bizarre things... no fetish or male fantasy really surprises me anymore.

JoJoX
07-12-2011, 03:46 PM
whats with the guys who are keeping track of how many tokens left til your show starts as if you cant add yourself?? ESPECIALLY since those are the guys who arent contributing

sweetheather
07-12-2011, 04:49 PM
"I like to watch girls snort coke while they dance, will you do that in pvt bb?"

Seriously dude?

PurpleSkye
07-12-2011, 10:01 PM
'Get naked bb and I take you private' This one never gets old lol. Do they think we've never heard it before?!

TinaLayne
07-12-2011, 10:39 PM
The other night some guy asked me if I did donkey shows. I said "why?, are you a jackass?" ::)

cherryfay
07-12-2011, 11:02 PM
Flash tits, show ass, get naked, show pussy,,, i'll take you pvt.

Or...

Show pussy I'll tip you... from a basic member or guest. with no tokens

Zinaida
07-12-2011, 11:45 PM
I love this dude in my room right now who has never spent more than $11 on me(usually it's way less than that!) asking me if I can change out of my current outfit and into a corset for him. Yeeeeeahhhh.....like I'm gonna take the time to squeeze into one of my most complicated outfits for your two bucks.... :D

ShellyConnors
07-13-2011, 01:38 AM
any variation of "get your tits out" bother me.

examples:

"let's get your tits out"
"get you tits out"
"get those tits out"
"let's get those tits out"

(add "bb" for extra flavor)

::throwbarf::

I really, really despise "let's"...

sammii
07-13-2011, 01:53 AM
It annoys me when customers ask me stupid questions that are already on my profile.

Customer: What's your name?
Me: Can't you read?"
Customer: You don't have to be a bitch. I was just asking because most girls on here don't use their real, legit names.

Why the fuck would any camgirl be stupid enough to give you her real name?

cherryfay
07-13-2011, 02:30 AM
Like very obvious things...

" What size are you tits?"
...
I wanna say.. Read my fucking profile... it clearly states what size they are..
It also says I don't fucking Do anal.. No amount of money you could tip me can change that.



Also...

Lets meet ..
That really gets on my nerves.. Im running out of nice ways to turn them down.

Zinaida
07-13-2011, 03:14 AM
^^^Lol me too. I hate when they ask how big my boobs are especially because you know they have no concept of cup sizes anyway so it's like.... why even ask?? I should just make something up. I remember one girl on my camsite was talking about some boob freak that had been in her chatroom bragging about how big his girlfriend's boobs were, said she was an 88DD. LOL yeah okay! That would make her obese with disproportionately small boobs. :D

I do heart the boob guys that spend though, boob shows are so easy.

PurpleSkye
07-13-2011, 08:57 AM
I do heart the boob guys that spend though, boob shows are so easy.

I'm curious to what a boob show is! Guessing it's a big boob thing lol mine are small and i've never been asked for a boob show.

Also agree with the post a few above about them asking to meet. I hear this constantly.. why won't you meet me bb? shame you're not in my city bb etc

~Carmen~
07-13-2011, 09:14 AM
Douche: "Where are you from?"

Me: "Southern CA" (not!) :p

Douche: "Do you travel"?

prettygreeneyes
07-13-2011, 11:09 AM
It annoys me when customers ask me stupid questions that are already on my profile.

Customer: What's your name?
Me: Can't you read?"
Customer: You don't have to be a bitch. I was just asking because most girls on here don't use their real, legit names.

Why the fuck would any camgirl be stupid enough to give you her real name?

I had a guy who was like "If I guess your real name, will you tell me if I'm right?" WTF? What would be the point of using a fake name if I was just going to tell every guy who guessed it? I have an unusual real name anyway, so good luck, buddy. I told him if he paid me for every guess, then sure, we could play that game. Needless to say he didn't pay up.

I'm also getting really fucking annoyed with the constant questions of where I go to college. Yes, I really want you to walk around my campus and look for me, because I'm dying to get raped and murdered, so let me tell you where I go to school and my class schedule. Did you want my home address and social security number too? ::)

Even if the guys who ask for this personal info are totally sane and normal (yeah right), they have to realize how unsafe it is to give that info out...right?! What world do they live in where that's a good idea?

MistyRose
07-13-2011, 11:30 AM
I'm less annoyed by the "What size are your tits?" question than with "Do you have big tits?".

Now...if you can't tell they're big, I don't know how did your blind ass manage to turn the computer on and read my responses. Puzzling, really.

Zinaida
07-13-2011, 01:01 PM
I'm curious to what a boob show is!

It's just when they don't want you to do anything except play with your boobs for the whole show. :)

ShadySailor
07-13-2011, 03:59 PM
It annoys me when customers ask me stupid questions that are already on my profile.

Customer: What's your name?
Me: Can't you read?"
Customer: You don't have to be a bitch. I was just asking because most girls on here don't use their real, legit names.

Why the fuck would any camgirl be stupid enough to give you her real name?

I don't get that either. All my regs are like "So what's your real name?"

What, does knowing that I'm really Christine and not Juliette really make you THAT much hornier? ::)

(Neither of those are my real name or cam name, lol.)

DesuvsDeath
07-13-2011, 04:05 PM
any variation of "get your tits out" bother me.

examples:

"let's get your tits out"
"get you tits out"
"get those tits out"
"let's get those tits out"

(add "bb" for extra flavor)

::throwbarf::

I really, really despise "let's"...

My personal favorite is "open tits, bb"

Niko-n-Justine
07-13-2011, 04:14 PM
The newest one I can add to this list are CRUISE INVITATIONS! WTF? I've gotten a half dozen stalker-types who have become so obsessed with me that they keep pressing to go on a cruise with them.

One of the douche bags has tipped me $1 exactly once. He just hangs out in my room, and chimes in with, "the offer still stands BB" or "I hope you reconsider my offer" or "I still love you so much, please go on the cruise".

The fact that any of these guys really think such a thing is even remotely possible is amazing to me, it really is.

I've also noticed that nearly every guy who takes me private admits that they are an introvert and are unemployed. I mean, first of all it's weird, but also, it's even more strange that they admit that to me that they have no life and are jobless spending unemployment checks on me, but still hope I will consider fucking them in real life. OMG, never a dull moment in camming!

SexiCal
07-14-2011, 05:41 PM
As soon as I log into my room today, I had this guy that instantly takes me private. All he wanted me to do was yell out "kitchen sponge" until he came...which lasted about 45 minutes.

He was so particular about how I pronounced "sponge", that I was about to kick him from my private chat, until I saw his weenie-peenie nut. I checked my earnings for the show and I noticed the idiot gave me a bad rating. He then had the nerve to come back into my room to tell me that if I knew how to say sponge "correctly" he would have left me a good rating. I ripped his sponge lovin' ass a new one & blocked him.

At least I made a decent amount off of the show. Freakin' asshat.

sammii
07-14-2011, 05:44 PM
I'll take a bad rating if the guy takes me to private for 45 minutes, lol.

MistyRose
07-14-2011, 05:58 PM
As soon as I log into my room today, I had this guy that instantly takes me private. All he wanted me to do is yell out "kitchen sponge" until he came...which lasted about 45 minutes.

He was so particular about how I pronounced "sponge", that I was about to kick him from my private chat, until I saw his weenie-peenie nut. I checked my earnings for the show and I noticed the idiot gave me a bad rating. He then had the nerve to come back into my room to tell me that if I knew how to say sponge "correctly" he would have left me a good rating. I ripped his sponge lovin' ass a new one & blocked him.

At least I made a decent amount off of the show. Freakin' asshat.

LMAO. I'm sure it was irritating, but it's hilarious. 45 mins of yelling "kitchen sponge"...you had to be going out of your mind.

SexiCal
07-14-2011, 06:03 PM
Lol...I was going out of my mind 5 minutes into the show.

SexiCal
07-14-2011, 06:05 PM
I'll take a bad rating if the guy takes me to private for 45 minutes, lol.

Lol. Very true. I don't think I would have been as mad if he hadn't come back into my room to talk shit. ::)

Electric Barbarella
07-15-2011, 02:22 AM
hahahah! lol

That's why I pretty much sit on cam covered from neck to feet. I show NOTHING until the price chime hits!

Ugghh @ "what do you do in your privates" haha I hate this fucking question!!

I always respond by asking what are you looking for. These guys NEVER go private. They are too busy playing with themselves off of what you'VE typed out. I learned this right away and decided haha not that dumb... Well not anymore lol.

Or I respond I just talk. I've gotten a few...responses of : haha clever answer as if I'm playing hard to get... Pay up losers!!

Also notice any guy that wants Vacuum parts Beer Cans etc is just wanting to humiliate women. It's so funny how they don't like feeling lower than you at a "regular" office job due to your extensive knowledge. But now you decided to skip the bull and avoid sexual harassment for the 15th time and say hey let me just sell my ass and not have to deal with irate customers and some 1incher boss bitching at me because I will not sleep with him. Now I can work and give these losers what they've wanted all along without having to do two jobs, dealing with traffic, eating shitty lunch in that half hour and still you got some dickless loser talking shit about what you do and complaining why you can't just give it to him for free?

I'm so going to be single for a long ass time. I've only been doing this now for 5 months . CAM/PHONE/SMS.

I think I need to add a thread. " How do you date men when this is what you do for a living"? For I just don't see the point now. I'm a straight female and I feel like it's over for me right now. I just don't see a point of giving something away for free that others are now paying for. So I show my ass on cam playing with a toy? Now I have to roll onto a guy in real life? I don't know I'm truly perplexed on the issue. With this job and seeing how many men are actually married or in relationships I feel like well what's the point of a relationship now? A good example : Does anyone watch Dairy of a Call Girl on either I think Showtime or HBO? Did you see that the guy who she thought was normal... the writer.. was paying to sleep with good old "Bambi"? But yet she was sleeping with him for free thinking she found love? How crappy was that revelation. And really what man would be ok being with a woman that is not really his and his alone? How would he deal with what you do ? And would you respect him if he couldn't provide for you so you didn't have to do this as a job?

These are the questions that swim around in my head. For I always get the guy that comes into my privates bragging about the women he meets from these sites. I find most of my clients to be creepy as hell and even if it doesn't seem this way initially they usually show it at some point. One of my highest spending clients that really didn't push me to get naked at all kept hinting at meeting me. Then when he talked about he was "separated" and has kids. I was immediately turned off. I also said well why should we meet? Just seems off color to meet someone from the site. He also tried to act like he was different because he took me private for several hours to just talk. Once he brought up wife and I realized why he never put lights on in his home or even called to have a phone chat I realized his wife probably lived right there with him. He saw the disgust on my face... for yeah I can't really bullshit when I get turned off.

When he talked about meeting I asked if he meant like escort? He said no just because you want me. Yes I would say ignorance is bliss but for the webcam world ARROGANCE IS BLISS. So now I'm supposed to jump on a plane and meet you to sleep with you while you're obviously married...oohh and let's not forget...umm for free??WTF? ohh and now I realized why he wasn't having me take anything off. He was trying to prepay for pussy. How kind of him. What a douchebag? Our last session I kinda pushed him for some play and the guy came in 2 mins....Why am I not surprised? Could you imagine the girl that actually went and met this guy? She probably felt like an idiot since apparently he's back on the site looking for another fool. He's nice looking , physically fit but apparently has "issues". I guess this game has worked for him in the past since he said he's already met a few hosts. I really wish cam girls would stop meeting these guys for this seems to be a main reason why many sit up in your face for hours in free chat. Or some spend money on privates trying to make you feel you owe them something more because they're JUST TALKING.

WTF?

So ladies how do you deal with the dating world> If you date men while doing this for work how do you feel being touched by these guys for free? If they know what you do ..How do you feel about how they are not bothered by your naked body being shown to men for money.

My sister started stripping clubs at 18 and has been doing that on and off for years she's 32 now. She was straight and now she's gay. I feel the thought of guys to her just disgusted her after seeing how they acted at clubs. Ohh and of course there is always some douchebag that will touch a stripper and get away with it. Alot of clubs allow things nowadays that are illegal in most states but they are after that paper of course so they tend to look away.

So any thoughts ladies would be great. I try to chat in regular chat rooms just to have a normal conversation but get pissed when someone is saying hey lets cam or hey let's sex chat like I would ever do that for free. I usually piss of guys this way and later I get called all kinds of things in the chatroom surprisingly mostly from other women. I don't advertise on these basic chat sites. I just chat on there to normalize my conversations with men. But it does get rather nasty and ugly when I tell people what I do. Like I scammed them out of something some how when I just logged in there to have a cool G rated chat.


any thoughts?

I think it would take a special kind of a man and an extremely open relationship (as far as communication goes not that you have to date other people) I had a friends with benefits situation for a few years; we were always extremely open with each other about everything and we have begun talking again. I told him what I do and it is actually really helpful emotionally having someone to talk to about it that I know doesn't judge me for it. He lives far away now so we don't have physical contact but we do video chat and we have gotten sexual that way. it's a world of difference from dealing with customers; I know I am a real flesh and blood person to him and that he respects me and I don't have to act. I can lead and request things from him and not because it's a fetish of his but because I know he cares about me and my pleasure and I don't have to fake orgasms ever. If I have one great but if I don't we stop if I want or he'll stay and watch me and talk dirty with me until I do; totally my choice. If I am too tired or just don't feel sexy I can sit in my dirty old sweats and no make-up and just talk and much as I like the hot sexy time it's nice to know there's at least one man who enjoys my company when I'm not dolled up or getting him off. I have another friend I had a brief fling with and even talking to him about cam is kinda nice. Some of the weird or offensive shit men say to me that I find amusing he gets real pissed off about on my account and I can't lie it's really kind of sweet. One guy complimented me on my "meaty vagina" which I just found kinda funny cause it's not really a nice way of phrasing things even if you are into larger labia but also because I really fall somewhere in between and never really figured guys who fetishize either really large or really small labia would be into me. I told him this while laughing about the random shit people have said to me and he got really pissed about it and said I should have blocked the guy and that my body was beautiful and I had the nicest pussy of any girl he'd ever been with and I shouldn't listen to assholes like that or let these men disrespect me like that. We are just friends now but I have to admit in that moment I really was tempted to just kiss him; he's in full support of me doing this but really cares that I don't let people disrespect me or think poorly of myself because of it; just totally reminded me that not every man is like the sometimes really shitty guys that you meet on cam. That said I think it is really difficult to meet people while doing this because do you tell them upfront and risk them being either totally disgusted or just interested in the sex or do you wait until you know them better and risk them feeling lied to? That's the part I have yet to successfully figure out.

Brilynne
07-15-2011, 09:51 AM
I won't be including any s/n, because some of these did come from fairly decent clients.

First off - I HATE the 30/31th and the 15th every month on MFC. "But all the other girls are doing crazy stuff for the end of the pay period". "ONE DAY LEFT BETTER RILY DO IT UP IF U WANT TIPS" "Don't be shy, its the end of the pay period!" Whose dumbass idea was it to tell them *when* we get paid? They always seem to think THEYRE in control those times of the month because so many girls are (from what everyone tries to tell me) "desperate to make quick buck".
Sorry, but in competition to see who will put out the most the cheapest , I will gladly fold to my opponent. I usually just tell them then maybe they should check out the other girls. I also like to point out that if I really want to make money for the end of the pay period, why in the hell would I do that by throwing my goods around for free?

I also do a lot of fisting, it's basically my main talent, I love it, and I always bank like crazy for fisting shows. The only problem is sticking my fist in my snatch is usually accompanied by an overwhelming desire to stick my foot up half the room's ass, here's just the icing on the cake of questions; from the most common to my all time fav.-
"How many kids have you had to be able to do that?"
"Can you fist your ass too bb?" "Two hands in your azz too" "Fist azz fist azz!" (I usually tell them to give it a go first, then get back to me)
"Can you be pleasured by a penis anymore?" "How can you have sex anymore?" "It can't be tight enough to hold a cock!" "Is it always gaped?" (Yes. I walk around with a giant swirlng abyss for a vagina. I have to have the tampons custom made. I explain very slowly that it retracts. And it really is tight, it's just stretchy "like a thick rubber band". I also point out ALL vaginas DO stretch that much, they're designed for squeezing out kids afterall. It's just a matter of whether or not it feels good to the girl. Visual aids with hair ties usually help, but even then some don't comprehend..

The "fake" accusations are nearly my fave -
2nd runner up "That cant b ur reel pussy!" (You caught me. I'm renting it from the local costume shop.)
and the 1st runner up for fav. being (from a guest, idk what it is but the fuckers sometimes manage to slip through the block) "FAKE!!!! servixx don stretch taht big! UR FAKE BITCHHHH"


And my all time favorite, I copied it into an email to myself so I could save it forever. esp Idk why, but it made me laugh so hard i was nearly crying. (Wasnt sent all at once, but fairly close together. I'm still in awe at the stunning combination of netspeak and relatively fast typing. But I guess this was one client that probably had 2 hands typing in his panicky haste.) "ZOMG bb thats so dangerus!!!! if u dont quit doing that ur gunna make a wizard sleeve vagina!!!!! u cant get a man with a wizard sleeve!!!!!! PLEAE!!

I also work on PB Live. The guys are always so appalled at the idea that there is no hardcore stuff on there. You'd think they'd notice that they're at "PLAYBOY" *not* Hustler. I've also noticed there a lot of guys call the vag "the promised land". "Hai bb, can we see the promise land?" I was so confused when they first asked, like "wtf are you talking about"

On there I had one guy try telling me he got 6 playmates (12 models in total) off in private. For one, the last thing I believe is that 12 different girls (still on the site too supposedly) showed any pink let alone masturbated without getting booted by admins. Hell the admins PM and yell at you if your feed is to choppy. Or if you look too bored. Second, even if that was a possibility - Yes sir, it was you getting her off. I'm sure she was just so turned on by the typing on the screen, and those fingers are really *yours* rubbing her down..And hell, their lucky there's no cam2cam - as I'm sure if they also had the chance of checking out your ever-so-appealing crotch shot, they'd have experience such an intense state of arousal the neighbors down the block would've called the cops from all the screaming. Oh wait, nvm, they'd be screams of terror and disgust. My bad bb.

Okay, I feel much better now ^_^

TheBrownFox
07-15-2011, 10:14 AM
I may have already said this before, but...


"How's dat ass look?"

It's a sexy, chocolate ass. Maybe you'll get to see it one day when you finally tip me.


"How bout a quick flash since you're leaving?"

How bout you upgrade to premium status, tip me, and THEN make requests? $19.99...you'd spend 10 times that amount to go to a damn sports event. ::)

TheBrownFox
07-15-2011, 10:25 AM
[email protected] kitchen sponge guy. ;D We meet some pretty strange guys on these sites...


On ImLive I used to go private with this guy who wanted me to pretend he's fucking me from behind. So I'd do it and sway my hips as if he's fucking me doggystyle, and he'd say "You're moving too much. I just want your face up close to the cam." *sigh* In REAL LIFE if you're fucking a girl from behind, her body is gonna be moving...unless you're having sex with a dead body. LMAO.

Some of these guys are sooo picky about every little thing that it makes the private show more of an annoyance than a fun experience.

PrincessLavender
07-15-2011, 12:22 PM
I hate when they say "I want you to cum" so I get into "the zone" and then they proceed to throw out demands. "Stick ur dildo in" "ride it"" faster" and then for the life of them they can't figure out why u haven't had an orgasm yet. Because everyone knows a girl has to be told what to do to have an orgasm. We don't know what feels good.

SybilVain
07-15-2011, 12:52 PM
This one was just the last time I cammed...

Guy in PM spends a good while detailing his roleplay idea. It's a slow day so silly me, I actually listen through it, and when he asks if I'm up for it, I say yes, sure! And wait for the private chat invite.

The guy starts texting... in PM... actually expecting me to do it in PM. With oh, NO TIPS.

In hindsight I should have ripped him a new one, but I was so baffled at the brand new stupidity (had never had that one happen before) I just decided to cut my losses by completely ignoring him, which is alright with my ego, the less time I spend after a time-waster, the better I feel - unless I'm PMS-ing or having a bad day, then I almost pity them.

Oh and another one "Do you ever masturbate?" I was like REALLY, do you go to Starbucks to ask if they make coffee? BTW, this wasn't a question if I'd do it in PC, just one of those annoying 20 questions in free chat thing tossers get turned on to.

Oh well... thanks for the laugh on all the other posts :D

neliana
07-15-2011, 03:15 PM
When a guy asks "are u cumming yet?" "did you cum?" "ru cumming for real"? over and over. I hated this when I was escorting too!

Zinaida
07-15-2011, 03:47 PM
I hate when they say "I want you to cum" so I get into "the zone" and then they proceed to throw out demands. "Stick ur dildo in" "ride it"" faster" and then for the life of them they can't figure out why u haven't had an orgasm yet. Because everyone knows a girl has to be told what to do to have an orgasm. We don't know what feels good.

LOL this is why I h8 when they're like 'So what are you in the mood for?''What do you feel like doing?' because no matter what you say, a few minutes into the show they're calling out directions anyway! If I'm in a bad mood and they're all 'What are you in the mood for?' I'll be like: "This isn't about me, it's about you." (stole that from a friend!)