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Procrasturbator
10-06-2013, 04:19 PM
Yeah, another vore thing. Gynophagia is the first vore I was exposed to, so I was really surprised when I learned that most vore is about the GUY being turned INTO something and eaten, with subsets of the guy who wants to watch a woman gobbled up by some kind of monster. Here's Dolcett's comics, obvs. NSFW and graphic. The thing that creeps me out the most is that the women who are being cooked and eaten seem to usually be totally cool with it. Mildly annoyed, if anything.
http://www.necrobabes.org/dolcett/gyno_stories/index.htm

Oh Lord, that site. I actually thought of it before I finished reading your post, though I couldn't remember the name. I remember being in middle school and reading stories about women being eaten slice by slice at a time and (like you said) being totally cool with it. "You hungry, sweetie? Want me to laser off a piece of my thigh for you?" Omg. Not going back there for anything but man did you just give me flashbacks to my wasted, Internet-jaded youth.

EDIT: Ok, I did go back there. This course of action is really not recommended.

audritwo
10-06-2013, 04:51 PM
"Do you have any deals for deployed soldiers?"
"Hey I was a POW in Vietnam, can I see your boobs?"
"If you support our troops, show us that pussy!"
"I just got back from Afghanistan and have no money, help a solider out?"

I hate these. It's so fucking disrespectful. I always tell them thank you for your service. Because my brother always says he likes it when someone tells him thank you for his.

CurvyWinona
10-06-2013, 04:53 PM
Yeah, another vore thing. Gynophagia is the first vore I was exposed to, so I was really surprised when I learned that most vore is about the GUY being turned INTO something and eaten, with subsets of the guy who wants to watch a woman gobbled up by some kind of monster. Here's Dolcett's comics, obvs. NSFW and graphic. The thing that creeps me out the most is that the women who are being cooked and eaten seem to usually be totally cool with it. Mildly annoyed, if anything.
http://www.necrobabes.org/dolcett/gyno_stories/index.htm


I am always interested in new gross stuff. It's just very interesting how other people thnk or like. I dug up more deeper and found this - http://necrobabes.org/vicki/vpics.php

I need a thread which will list al weirdest shit I can learn and understand what custie's fetish, completed with links. :)

IsobelWren
10-06-2013, 07:13 PM
A peek into no credit card free chat land

FREECHATPORNPOET: hi please rub pussy and cum first then ill pledge
hi there no hi for me
show us that tight pussy
u relationship material but i would want to try u first
id put my dick into u and do u anal
put my sperm in every whole

In between every line of that is this guy
SPAMMSPAM: lower her panties fast please
lower her panties fast please
lower her panties fast please
lower her panties fast please
lower her panties fast please
lower her panties fast please
(I counted. He typed this 34 times before he gave up, typed the following, and left the chat)
i'm crazy for you


Yep. There's a reason NCC land is always minimized in my party chat screen.

IsobelWren
10-06-2013, 07:22 PM
I am always interested in new gross stuff. It's just very interesting how other people thnk or like. I dug up more deeper and found this - http://necrobabes.org/vicki/vpics.php

I need a thread which will list al weirdest shit I can learn and understand what custie's fetish, completed with links. :)

The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices. It's one of my textbooks and is also a great help when you're stuck on ideas for C4S videos. Though I have to admit that I think some of the things it mentions aren't "sex practices" per se (like making cutouts in the Land'O'Lakes box and sticking your knuckles through so it looks like you can see the mascot's tits), some of the things were pranks that someone mistook as a real thing (the "article" about the dude fucking a hornets' nest was a hoax, but is in this book) and some of the things it mentions are really only practices because of rule 34. You said it, now it exists. STILL an interesting read.

http://www.amazon.com/Encyclopedia-Unusual-Practices-Brenda-Love/dp/1569800111

CourtneyRaine
10-06-2013, 10:17 PM
Oh this made me laugh and want to scream all at once. In free chat, of course:

Dumbass: i want like private sessinon but idk the cost
Me: It's $5.99/min for all models across the board
Dumbass: the only thing is i have to enter my card info
Me: That would be correct. How else are you going to buy credits without buying credits? I don't know how much more simply I can say it
Dumbass: uuhm smarty pants
Dumbass: givent that i had purchase a site already
Dumbass: i thought that my shit will still be connected with this webcam shit
Me: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Dumbass: k. check it
Dumbass: I hold on
Me: You're not making any sense. If you want a private show you need to purchase credits for the show. I am not billing. I am not tech support. If you have a question about buying credits you need to call support.
Dumbass: sshhh
Dumbass: ssshs
Dumabss: ssshs
Dumabss: hold on
Me: Oh no, I know this motherfucker did NOT just tell me to "shh" like he fucking owns me! You know what? Why don't you go find another model to hang out with, keep your money, I don't want it. There are so many beautiful girls on here, I think you'd be better off in one of their rooms. I'm done.
Dumbass: noo
Dumabss: no
Dumabss: stop
Dumbass: no ur the bomb
Dumbass: ur the sesiest
Dumbass: I want you

He then goes on to explain that he once used Bangbros and thought his card would now be registered with every single cam/porn site in the world. And I basically called him out for being an idiot. And 20 minutes later he still has not figured out how to buy credits. I am done. D-O-N-E.

JuniperGold
10-07-2013, 06:11 AM
Yeah, another vore thing. Gynophagia is the first vore I was exposed to, so I was really surprised when I learned that most vore is about the GUY being turned INTO something and eaten, with subsets of the guy who wants to watch a woman gobbled up by some kind of monster. Here's Dolcett's comics, obvs. NSFW and graphic. The thing that creeps me out the most is that the women who are being cooked and eaten seem to usually be totally cool with it. Mildly annoyed, if anything.
http://www.necrobabes.org/dolcett/gyno_stories/index.htm


Ah, this explains a lot for me then. I've had a semi-regular visitor who calls himself "Dr. Lecter" who tells me he wants to eat my ass. At first I thought, "Cute, I love Silence of the Lambs" But apparently I guess he does want to eat it. With a side of fava beans.
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SweetJulia
10-07-2013, 07:14 AM
Me: Hello Satch89

Satch89: Hello bb can I see your ass? Stand up and (I shudder) twirl for me bb!

Me: Satch if you tip a few credits I'll be more than happy to stand and show you it in my thong or we can go group or private.

Satch89: I want to see it, I don't want to spend my credits!

Me: I have a pic on my profile.

Satch89: No good! I wanna see the real thing.

Me: Then tip or take me IN SHOW.

Satch89: Entitled dumb bitch.

Me: Entitled, yep that's me. :)

*BAN*

See I would have renamed him cheapsnatch before banning him.

PrincessLavender
10-07-2013, 09:01 AM
I usually turn off the No CC members but decided to turn it on for a day and damn, those guys are worse than the freeloaders that do have a CC on file. One such gem is this guy:
Idiot #1: wow sexy u r so beautiful
hey sexy come on show ur nice boobs baby
Me: Enter a credit card and I would be happy to
Idiot #1: hey i am giving to u so lots of money but u full nude and glading to me after i am u lots giving money sexy come on show full nude and some hot action
Me: Enter a credit card and I would be happy to
Idiot #1: and u promisse to me u r geting my long penis inside u r rump and u slef fuked by me
u r acceptation and u r action so likely so i am giving to u lots money sexy
come on show full nude and some action
sexy come on show u r nice rump sexy and show u r nice boobs
come on
oh my darling come on give me kiss and show u r nice rump sexy
after seen i think

Then there was this guy that obviously came from Streamate's dating website advertising:
Idiot #2: hi
Me: hi hun
Idiot #2: how are u
Me: great thanks
u?
Idiot #2: Not fine , i wanna have sex
Me: mmm do you want to play baby?
Idiot #2yep
i wanna FUCK not to play
Me: mmm ok baby, lets go
Idiot #2:.liveadultcha
i wanna Fuck not to play
:-)
how much it costs if i wanna have sex with u ?
Me: for real? not going to happen
Idiot #2:so what u dowing here ??
Me: this is called webcam chat
it's not an escort site
Idiot #2: are u kidding me
Fuck that
We wanna have sex not chat
Good bye collage girl (is that supposed to be an insult?)
Me: lol
bye idiot
try reading sometime

And then:
Idiot #3: so 5 gold to see those beauties?
Me: yes
Idiot #3: that is a bargain
Idiot #3 logs off. Guess it wasn't enough of a bargain?

CourtneyRaine
10-07-2013, 12:37 PM
All this talk of vore reminds me of a paid message I sent to one of my favorite regs last night. I never actually thought of it as odd or weird or bizarre, until reading this thread. Now I re-read what I wrote him last night and feel like a complete psychopath:

"Oh it's too bad you're not into shrinking, I would have had so much fun telling you what I'd do to all the assholes who need to be dealt with! [I had suggested in my last message that we take all the guys who annoy me, like 50-100 of them, and shrink them all down so I can go on an eating spree and gobble them all up so they can never annoy me again.] But I think so far a person inside of a person next to a person inside of me has been my limit. Now we need to figure out a way to stretch my belly so I can accommodate more people! There are definitely many people I would like to eliminate and absorb into me... And of course I keep practicing my deep throat skills every day, it makes my jaw and throat muscles very powerful!"

Procrasturbator
10-08-2013, 09:24 PM
Ohhh man I wish I'd thought to save this convo. Oh well, from memory:

Me: Hi fratguys, welcome! How are you today?
fratguys: hi! there's 7 guys here
Me: Uhh cool (goes back to greeting people)
fratguys: can you say "hi douchebro1, hi douchebro2, hi douchebro3, hi douchebro4, hi douchebro5, hi douchebro6, hi douchebro7"??
Me: I'd be happy to in private.

(silence for a few minutes)

fratguys: you're on a big screen tv right now
we're all watching you
Me: Why don't you just get your own separate accounts?
fratguys: we're in a frat (no duh)
we're trying to decide which girl to take private
we're gonna vote
Me: So it's like a circle jerk?
fratguys: no we're going to a party
pregaming
we're in a frat in socal
where are you
Me: Oh cool. I'm in SoCal too.
fratguys: you should come to the party

Yeahhhh cause I log on just for the chance to get roofied and gang-raped by guys who have to take a vote to split $2.80/min 7 ways. I could maybe understand multiple guys splurging on a $14.99/min girl on SM but come on now.

CourtneyRaine
10-08-2013, 09:25 PM
LocoDeLatinas: Mira
LocoDeLatinas: Pero que tia mas rica
Me: Hi there, can you speak English? I don't understand Spanish
LocoDeLatinas: cuantos anos tienes de chupar vergas
Me: No Spanish, English only please
LocoDeLatinas: Si te pago, habas enspanol?
Me: I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH. PLEASE TELL ME IN ENGLISH
LocoDeLatinas: if i give u tips
LocoDeLatinas: u Speak Spanish?

(Why of course, because the only thing that's preventing me from reading, writing, speaking, and comprehending a foreign language is your measly $5.)

Me: No. I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH.
jericayo44: no mames pinche india no hablas espanolo?
Me: *face palm*

Procrasturbator
10-09-2013, 01:00 AM
Lostopportunity: tell u what i have an opening this afternoon i can fit you in if you wanna do a free skype show 4 me

Omg I can't stop laughing. But he has an opening this afternoon! He's offered to somehow squeeze you in between all the other models who are giving him free Skype shows! How could you turn down an offer like that?

Renton
10-09-2013, 02:47 AM
guy who kept coming into my room for a couple of days, asking me to show him stuff and then ignoring me when I mentioned gold, just to find new things to ask me got kicked out of my room a couple of times, comes back with "why did u dislodge me from room" OH I DON'T KNOW WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID AND CHEAP? lol seriously :p blocked his stupid freeloader ass.

JuniperGold
10-09-2013, 04:32 AM
Look on a guy's profile, has 400-500 tokens...

Guyloadedwithtokens: Hey can you show me a little sample?
Me: Sure! *le flash*
Guyloadedwithtokens: Wow you so beautiful nd sexy bb
Guyloadedwithtokens: Can you give me a free show?


................................................

me: sorry hun can't do that :/
*in my head*: YOU CHEAP PIECE OF SHIT!

justanothercamgirl
10-09-2013, 07:31 AM
pretendingtolisten: hi
face???
hello?????????????//

JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction.

pretendingtolisten: ok
hands up please

JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction.

pretendingtolisten: ok, just hands up pls

JAC: ...

pretendingtolisten: ...

JAC: ...

pretendingtolisten: ...

*pretendingtolisten has logged off*

*pretendingtolisten has logged on*

*pretendingtolisten has logged off*

------
I have decided that I am tired of spamming these idiots over and over with auto-text. If I told you twice and you still don't get it......that just isn't my problem anymore.

Thymian
10-09-2013, 10:32 AM
Yeah, another vore thing. Gynophagia is the first vore I was exposed to, so I was really surprised when I learned that most vore is about the GUY being turned INTO something and eaten, with subsets of the guy who wants to watch a woman gobbled up by some kind of monster. Here's Dolcett's comics, obvs. NSFW and graphic. The thing that creeps me out the most is that the women who are being cooked and eaten seem to usually be totally cool with it. Mildly annoyed, if anything.
http://www.necrobabes.org/dolcett/gyno_stories/index.htm

OK, this made me go look up a weird chat I saved from last year. It was a slow day and I dismissed this guy as a freeloader and was reading something else while he was in my room (probably SW). When I came back I realized he'd been writing all this stuff about eating me, and escalating it because I was ignoring:

juicyretard: oooo lady in red
brings out ur pasty white skin
you look like my dogs breskfast bitch
can u please bark like a dog for me gets my dick real hard
i wana lick u up and down
then i wana wear ur skin
then i will scalp u and sniff ur hair
then eat you for dinner
all of you
in bits haha
put ur nose in a blender and make a fuckin milkshake
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
it will be a strawberry milkshake coz u are red
do u have red pubes?
my mum says your pretty he wants to eat you in bits too
she *
you look like a giant fucking tomoato
talk bitch
tell me how big it is

juicyretard has been blocked

Obviously, I was wearing something red.

loveshooks
10-09-2013, 10:57 AM
Ohhh man I wish I'd thought to save this convo. Oh well, from memory:

Me: Hi fratguys, welcome! How are you today?
fratguys: hi! there's 7 guys here
Me: Uhh cool (goes back to greeting people)
fratguys: can you say "hi douchebro1, hi douchebro2, hi douchebro3, hi douchebro4, hi douchebro5, hi douchebro6, hi douchebro7"??
Me: I'd be happy to in private.

(silence for a few minutes)

fratguys: you're on a big screen tv right now
we're all watching you
Me: Why don't you just get your own separate accounts?
fratguys: we're in a frat (no duh)
we're trying to decide which girl to take private
we're gonna vote
Me: So it's like a circle jerk?
fratguys: no we're going to a party
pregaming
we're in a frat in socal.

frat boys are hilarious to me as long as it's from a distance. when I was a younger and forced to interact with them all their bro activities had such homoerotic ovetones. They were all stridently homophobic as well and never grasped the irony.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1-VCn9YvG0

rachelleigh
10-09-2013, 10:57 AM
OK, this made me go look up a weird chat I saved from last year. It was a slow day and I dismissed this guy as a freeloader and was reading something else while he was in my room (probably SW). When I came back I realized he'd been writing all this stuff about eating me, and escalating it because I was ignoring:

juicyretard: oooo lady in red
brings out ur pasty white skin
you look like my dogs breskfast bitch
can u please bark like a dog for me gets my dick real hard
i wana lick u up and down
then i wana wear ur skin
then i will scalp u and sniff ur hair
then eat you for dinner
all of you
in bits haha
put ur nose in a blender and make a fuckin milkshake
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
it will be a strawberry milkshake coz u are red
do u have red pubes?
my mum says your pretty he wants to eat you in bits too
she *
you look like a giant fucking tomoato
talk bitch
tell me how big it is

juicyretard has been blocked

Obviously, I was wearing something red.

I'm literally nauseous right now. Bravo, sir.

SexiCal
10-09-2013, 11:11 AM
Him: mmmm can u make that twit twerk?
Him: clit twerk
Me: Impossible
Him: is not! you ain't lived baby girl if you haven't seen a clit twerk!!!
Him: but you gon learn today
Him: oh yea do dat for me in pvt?
Me: Sure. I'm gonna learn today.


***** Went private for about 15 minutes. If "clit twerk" is a thing, it's nothing but wagging your pussy in front of the cam. I was expecting him to teach me how to MAKE MY CLIT TWERK. I was ready to learn today.:writing:;) *****

Procrasturbator
10-09-2013, 02:12 PM
Omg, this guy.

I get out of a pvt, was planning on logging off for a while but someone immediately takes me pvt. I didn't even see him in my room, it was that quick. I was surprised but hey, money. Then I see the warning for less than 2 minutes left.

reallynow: mmmm spread that beautiful hot pussy for me bb
i wanna see ur wet pussy

Me: I'd love to sweetie but it shows that you have less than 2 minutes of credit left and I can't do all that. If you come back later with more credits I'd love to play! *disconnects him super fast so he can't rate me*

I go to log off and he immediately pops back into pvt. For a split second I thought maybe he'd gotten more credits... nope, still the warning.

reallynow: cum on bb

Me: As I said, not with less than 2 minutes credit, sweetie. We can play once you have more. :) *rushes to disconnect him AGAIN so he can't rate me and logs off in a hurry*

That feature is one nice thing about IML. I always wait at least 20 seconds but that probably would have been a 30 second pvt. No thank you.

CurvyWinona
10-09-2013, 03:18 PM
Sometimes stupid custies make me feel like this -

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AliceFun
10-09-2013, 05:23 PM
In freechat on SM:

Me asking him to come pvt to see more

Him: You better take a layer down an cool that hot ness Dow
Down
Don't be pushy Hun lets roll in it

Me: sure come pvt
me pushy? haha

Him: I don't like the pushy on the pvt slow down
Where ya from

Me: thats business babe
no money no fun

Him: I know but rude to flat out ill get it when I'm ready dear

Me: shown middle finger and kicked out of my room.
Wtf, pushy, rude? Wow, did not know i am doing charity here haha.

IsobelWren
10-09-2013, 06:50 PM
Guyloadedwithtokens: Hey can you show me a little sample?
Me: Sure! *le flash*
...

Guyloadedwithtokens: Can you give me a free show?


And this is how we learn not to flash for free.

JuniperGold
10-09-2013, 08:00 PM
And this is how we learn not to flash for free.

Lesson learned. I ignored penniless guys who begged for flashes but sometimes gave courtesy flashes to guys who I knew were banking something. Alas, the cheapskate prevails..

gummy
10-09-2013, 09:58 PM
In freechat on SM:

Me asking him to come pvt to see more

Him: You better take a layer down an cool that hot ness Dow
Down
Don't be pushy Hun lets roll in it

Me: sure come pvt
me pushy? haha

Him: I don't like the pushy on the pvt slow down
Where ya from

Me: thats business babe
no money no fun

Him: I know but rude to flat out ill get it when I'm ready dear

Me: shown middle finger and kicked out of my room.
Wtf, pushy, rude? Wow, did not know i am doing charity here haha.


It's funny because you were being reasonable and not push nor rude.
You were just stating what your business was

Pushy and rude is "PAY ME NOW YOU PENNILESS JERKS OR ELSE"

Snowy0Star
10-09-2013, 10:03 PM
It's funny because you were being reasonable and not push nor rude.
You were just stating what your business was

Pushy and rude is "PAY ME NOW YOU PENNILESS JERKS OR ELSE"


with some guys anything u do thats not giving a free show is being any negative adjective u can think of

Sunnylexie
10-09-2013, 10:30 PM
Me: Hello, how are you tonight?
BeautifulSoulIdiot: Disappointed
Me: Oh, how come?
BeautifulSoulIdiot: Can't find what I am looking for
Me: What is it, if not a secret?
BeautifulSoulIdiot: A good intelligent woman to have a nice talk with
Me: I see, but do you know this is a site people sell porn at?
BeautifulSoulIdiot: Yes I know. Bye!

cherryblossomsinspring
10-10-2013, 12:28 AM
Me: Hello, how are you tonight?
BeautifulSoulIdiot: Disappointed
Me: Oh, how come?
BeautifulSoulIdiot: Can't find what I am looking for
Me: What is it, if not a secret?
BeautifulSoulIdiot: A good intelligent woman to have a nice talk with
Me: I see, but do you know this is a site people sell porn at?
BeautifulSoulIdiot: Yes I know. Bye!

Ugg I hate assholes like that. They go to a cam site for attention and don't want to spend yet you're all of a sudden you're not "good". I tell these assholes to log into omegle!

RebeccaT
10-10-2013, 01:32 AM
MFC Member: jesus - who fitted those for you??
Me: The surgeon who took away the breast cancer and saved my life, so I'm cool with him.

Yes, I know they look far from natural but I have no breast tissue, only implants...do these guys ever read our profiles?

I love how humbled he was when he realised :o)

Sunnylexie
10-10-2013, 01:40 AM
Ugg I hate assholes like that. They go to a cam site for attention and don't want to spend yet you're all of a sudden you're not "good"

^^Reminds me of a kid in Age of Wulin who'd beg highlevel players in his school for equipment and skillbooks, telling them "only fags don't share")

Renton
10-10-2013, 07:29 AM
yinklat: hi
sexy
u loking gorgeous
i need to fuck u
can u open me ur boob

me: boobs do not open, yin, I don't know what kind of boobs you've seen but they definitely do not open.

seriously, what?

Glasses
10-10-2013, 07:32 AM
Pussy hair?
No, I'm shaved.
Why?
... because.
Pussy hair has ancient power. Never cut! Heard of Samson?

I banged my face into the desk and couldn't stop laughing after this. Ancient power. Samson. I think I should grow it and use this line when advertising myself....

Sunnylexie
10-10-2013, 08:36 AM
Wb to the thread, Glasses! Glad to see you again!

justanothercamgirl
10-10-2013, 08:46 AM
Me: Hello, how are you tonight?
BeautifulSoulIdiot: Disappointed
Me: Oh, how come?
BeautifulSoulIdiot: Can't find what I am looking for
Me: What is it, if not a secret?
BeautifulSoulIdiot: A good intelligent woman to have a nice talk with
Me: I see, but do you know this is a site people sell porn at?
BeautifulSoulIdiot: Yes I know. Bye!

Hi, I am looking for a really nice steak.....cooked medium rare just the way I like it!

What do you mean this is a fast food place and you only serve hamburgers to go? I demand to see your manager immediately since the problem is obviously with this establishment and not with my unrealistic expectations of it.

justanothercamgirl
10-10-2013, 08:51 AM
Pussy hair?
No, I'm shaved.
Why?
... because.
Pussy hair has ancient power. Never cut! Heard of Samson?

I banged my face into the desk and couldn't stop laughing after this. Ancient power. Samson. I think I should grow it and use this line when advertising myself....

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It is good to see you posting again.

MellyMay
10-10-2013, 03:19 PM
"get off your high horse"



HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA

gummy
10-10-2013, 03:28 PM
Bio says I'm spanish

"Are you Indian"

:l

Busygirl
10-10-2013, 04:27 PM
And this is why i never talk to beggars. They will always offend in the end. Time wasted. Ohh god, i hate entitled assholes!

If you have a lot of experience camming, you'll recognize this kind of people right away, from the very first sentence. ( I'm not saying you don't, i just say it for the newbie cammers, who might read this convo, and will want to act the same way on it., then be called names and whatnot)
You don't need this aggravation. You can be the toughest cam girl, but let no one call you names and emotionally abuse you. Kick right away. If they don't get it, kick again. Or block from the start. They will need to learn we don't negotiate, with minimal effort wasted on them.

zivlet
10-10-2013, 04:33 PM
MrEntitleDick'Hey babe, I like my girl to like the look of me. Open my cam and if you like me we'll go for a 30 min pvt'
Me 'HAHAHAHAH you're funny.

*kick*

Busygirl
10-10-2013, 04:51 PM
I see what you are saying and absolutely agree! I was SO bored and wanted some entertainment. I was letting people entertain ME for a change. lol ;)

I was afraid you are going to say that. This is abuse to the lowest level in my book. Do not let this toxic people get any attention from you.

chloemay
10-10-2013, 05:13 PM
The only ID I got was his SM handle, not to mention his obvious unwillingness to bribe the blackmailer. Does it even count as blackmail with key components missing?
Maybe he meant having his screenname at the model's "wall of fame" or something/:O

I'm reading thru these and this is even more stupid than most. Ok, you have a blackmail fetish, but won't pay. WTFWTFWTF

justanothercamgirl
10-10-2013, 05:28 PM
panos_p: hiya sexxy babe can you gimme a sexy twirl? if I like i tip bbxx

Me: No darling, I'm not a yo-yo.

panos_p: then can you show me how you suck cock then babe with your fingers or toythen babe plzz?xx

Me: Why heck yes I can! I won't twirl for you bb but I'll do that!

..................3 minutes later....................

panos_p:well???

..................2 minutes later....................

panos_p: your not gonna do it are you?

Me: Nope, probably not.

panos_p: stupid bitch

Me: I'm stupid? And who's been waiting in anticipation for the last 5 minutes?

panos_p: touche.

panos_p leaves the room

He actually said 'touche?'

That has got to be one of the most awesome things I've heard! Kudos to you. Love it!

VictoriaChaos
10-10-2013, 06:33 PM
YepGoingThere: im watching with my daughter,i let her pick the girls we talk to.she picked you,she said she likes your neckless

MellyMay
10-10-2013, 07:23 PM
this guy who lurks my room finally had some tokens to spend! his lucky day, right? so he already knows my rates very well as he often reaps the benefits of actual TIPPING visitors.
He was seeking face down, ass up, a-hole focus and feet.

dude: what about for 10?

me: minutes?

dude: oh. i don't want to offend you.

me: TOKENS? yeah, that's not gonna be doable in any universe.

dude: i'm gonna go find a south american girl. gotta nut!

IsobelWren
10-10-2013, 08:08 PM
First thing this guy says in free chat, not even a hi or anything:

IdiotwhothinksIcare: WARNING if any of the models i talk to use the words " private" " gold" or " exclusive" I automatically block them- so please dont until I grant permission for a show-thanks

I chuckled derisively, copied his text and came in here to paste it. When I tabbed back over he was gone without another word.

lTina
10-10-2013, 08:46 PM
Dude: can u watch me cum bb? i have token
Dude: i just want u to watch me cum and show your boobs a little
Dude: only that
Me(okay, I normally don't do c2c, but today was quite slow so I said, fuck it) : Sure, you just want me to watch?
Dude: yeah just watch me cum i pay you token
Me: Okay, take me prvt and we can do c2c
Dude: no, i don't have enough for prvt, i have token
Dude: 1 token

What the fuck?

Procrasturbator
10-10-2013, 09:11 PM
I usually edit out the usernames but this one was too good.

(T) Mycockistoobig123: Can I see tits? :)
Me: Sure, in pvt!
(T) Mycockistoobig123: Please :))
Me: Please doesn't pay my rent, sweetie.
(T) Mycockistoobig123: Please :))))
Me: Sure, I'll just tell my landlord this guy put extra parentheses in his smiley face! That'll work!
(T) Mycockistoobig123: :( only in ptv :(

I'm getting a rash of beggars who keep on with the "please"s. Uh, no.

redroberts
10-10-2013, 09:18 PM
I really love this thread it really gives me a giggle after a long day and helps me realize I'm not the only one who deals with BS!! ;D

So this is classic! Im having a GS and a guy come in like....
him:Do you know who I am?
me: uh no should I?
him: I'm the realest man you'll ever met and your future husband
me:uh really? ok if your so real wheres 5gold toward my show? Future hubby ;D
him: im a pimp and g rule number one is not to pay for pussy
me:hmm yet you are on a cam girl site which charges by the min? hmmmm
him: ya sometimes I get girls to work for me off here
me: BANNNNNNNNNN!!
LOL so gross!!!

PrincessLavender
10-10-2013, 09:30 PM
Huh?: how many golds for dog and pony show?
Me: ??
Huh?: dog eat dandelions and chase rabbit around room