View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
seller317
10-11-2013, 05:44 AM
YepGoingThere: im watching with my daughter,i let her pick the girls we talk to.she picked you,she said she likes your neckless
I got this guy the other day and blocked on the spot!!
He said the same exact thing except that she liked my hair lol still gave me the creeps.
VictoriaChaos
10-11-2013, 06:41 AM
First thing this guy says in free chat, not even a hi or anything:
IdiotwhothinksIcare: WARNING if any of the models i talk to use the words " private" " gold" or " exclusive" I automatically block them- so please dont until I grant permission for a show-thanks
I chuckled derisively, copied his text and came in here to paste it. When I tabbed back over he was gone without another word.
Just this morning, I saw that someone had taken a screen shot of that and tweeted Streamate because she thought it was real and that the new policy was that girls weren't allowed to say exclusive or private. Apparently he's making the rounds.
*Silently ban*
IsobelWren
10-11-2013, 07:27 AM
Huh?: how many golds for dog and pony show?
Me: ??
Huh?: dog eat dandelions and chase rabbit around room
I got this guy last night! Exact same stuff. I ignored him and he said some other stuff about force feeding cats dandelions and then...um..I forget. Something about how the cat will burp or hiccough and then meow for more?
LOL, another copypasta wierdo!
CourtneyRaine
10-11-2013, 12:31 PM
I have NO respect for men who go around behind their girlfriend's back. You can debate whether or not camming is cheating (I think the common consensus on here is it's up to the people in that specific relationships to define that term), but when I woke up to this message in my inbox it just really pissed me off.
"I have my girlfriend with whom I connect very deeply, but lately she's not that into sex. When she is, she doesn't want to do anything except missionary sex on the bed, and she kind of wants me to get it done. She won't let me go down on her, and she isn't really into foreplay much. I'll take it, but that doesn't mean I'm not looking for more."
This just... made me crazy. I'm half considering blocking this guy just out of principle. When a guy dogs on another woman to me that is NOT cute and I do not tolerate it, whether it's a wife, girlfriend, other model, etc. How the hell does he think it's okay to complain about his girlfriend to me? That is just too disrespectful of her and I couldn't help but reply with this,
"Have you tried talking to your girlfriend? To see why she's not that interested in sex? Was she always this way, or has she recently become more reserved?
I can tell you personally (and I cannot speak for her or any other woman, obviously, only for myself) when I feel emotionally disconnected from my partner, the idea of sex with him is a huge turn off- and I am someone with a very high sex drive to begin. This happened very frequently with my last partner, actually, because he was basically an asshole. I would still consent to sex with him when the love I felt for him did not feel present in my heart, but mostly because I didn't feel like dealing with his passive aggressive attitude and his manipulative ways of making me feel bad if I didn't satisfy him. So we would still have intercourse, but you damn sure believe I was clearly not into it, I would also not engage in oral with him, I was not very active in bed, etc. When the love for him was there our sex life was wonderful, very kinky, very intense, and very satisfying. But when he was being a jerk? Not so much. I'd give him the basics and that was it, because emotionally I just could not give him any more and that definitely transferred onto our physical relationship.
If my (now ex) fiance was going out and looking for something more, and I suspected it? I'd probably act cold and standoffish."
~Carmen~
10-11-2013, 12:34 PM
Today one of my best custies came into my free chat and told me he wasn't that horny. wtf?? n Do you walk into a restaurant and say "I'm not that hungry today?" Then he goes on to tell me how much cheaper it is to watch videos. Rude bastard is about to get banned!
Graceface
10-11-2013, 12:53 PM
CourtneyRaine - Money is money. Let the people in their relationship hash it out. This might be just a fantasy scenerio for him. I never trust a thing my customers say.
CourtneyRaine
10-11-2013, 01:18 PM
^I get that money is money (and even though this guy has spent a grand total of $7 on me it's still something). Even so, I personally cannot tolerate a man badmouthing another woman. I guess that is just my own personal boundary but I refuse to play nice nice with a man who can put down someone he supposedly cares for to a complete stranger. On a sex site. I don't feel 100% comfortable performing for men I know are in committed relationships but I do so anyway because I have bills to pay and maybe their partner is actually okay with them watching cams. However, listening to a guy criticize his partner and essentially telling me he's cheating on her because she doesn't live up to his sexual standards? That's a no go for me. One it's not my business and it makes me very uncomfortable to be given such unsolicited knowledge about the dynamics of their relationship, and two, if a guy doesn't respect his girlfriend enough to not badmouth her behind her back I certainly don't trust him to not talk down to me, leave me a bad rating, go on social networking and say I'm an awful model, call me out on his profile, etc.
winterdeveroux
10-11-2013, 01:53 PM
So, this didn't exactly happen to me on cam, but I was contacted through SM and given this dude's email address (one who entered my freechat but never took me private). I explained I couldn't to cover my ass on SM, but emailed him anyways. He and I have been in contact for 24 hours and not only was he a major asshat, but he was rude and impatient about my speed in replying. In addition, he claimed to be an independently wealthy professor from NYC who wanted to "spoil me in person." Assuming that there was SOME way, SOME how to squeeze money out of him I started to converse. He was rude and impatient (as I said) and began pressuring me for dirty talk over email. When I explained I wasn't comfortable, he replied (indignantly),
"Wow. I'm a serious Dominant who was asking that question so I can know more about what you as a potential submissive have and haven't experienced.
I can spoil you beyond your imagination, certainly more than cheap cam modeling. That's the entire point of what I've been saying. Get to know me, impress me, and you'll have a luxury weekend in NYC just as an initial meeting.
But ok, have it your way."
So, this is the response I've sent him. I thought you girls might get a kick out of it. I'm not usually this bitchy to potential buyers, but he's been a dick and I've had a pretty tough week.
"I'm glad you're a serious dominant. I'm glad you're independently wealthy and successful. I'm glad that you're capable of supporting yourself and a submissive. I am none of those things. You're also naive to believe that a random girl that you meet on a site where she does porn to make money is going to automatically believe someone that contacts her offsite. Someone who didn't spend any money in a private. Someone who has never demonstrated that they have any money at all. Someone who has been rude and impatient with her under the guise of being dominant from the moment they started to communicate.
I'm sorry that you have an unrealistic view of me and what I stand for, and I sincerely hope you find what you're looking for. However, I am not going to prioritize your specific emails among the many other contacts that I have, especially when those other contacts are polite and kind to me and are willing to (and have) spent quite a bit of money on my services. If you are so certain that my unwillingness to cooperate is "my loss", and that I am truly so very lucky to have been contacted by a unique man such as yourself, then why is it that you've picked me and not another lovely lady on my site? Perhaps one that is more popular than myself? This is more than likely due to the fact that they will not contact you and do not find you legitimate or sincere, so you found yourself in my chat at the very back where you expect prey to be easier to seduce. If you are such a fantastic dominant and truly are so independently wealthy, than you should have no problem locating someone else.
Someone possibly closer to you? More naive? More willing to comply? One who has not been in a relationship based on respect and trust who you might be able to train to be thoughtless and obedient. You will not find that here, sir.
Best of luck to you in your endeavors,
Winter Deveroux "
Thymian
10-11-2013, 02:33 PM
Someone who has been rude and impatient with her under the guise of being dominant from the moment they started to communicate.
It disgusts me how many people confuse being dominant with being needy little bitches. I had a similar experience with a guy I had contacted about a job at a SC. He decided he wanted to "keep me for himself" and tried to sort of groom me via text to be his sub. Except that he was a whiny twerp who didn't know what he wanted or how to get it. I associate being dominant with a measure of control and being rude and impatient shows loss of self-control, to me at least.
It's just an excuse for them to get people to cater to their every whim and beck and call. Plus, that part of the relationship wouldn't even start until you actually met and agreed on the terms. If he really knew about being a dom he would respect the structure and rules of engagement.
Also, this is also why I stopped following up on email outside of SM, no matter how lucrative or tempting it might be. It's just much easier when you can block from your chat and messages and be done with them. It just never has panned out to be worth it, except for one time a guy wanted to buy me shoes for a private show. And that I could have lived without, anyway, you know? I wasn't getting paid for that outside contact, and it's just one other thing waiting for an answer.
TeenageAnnie
10-11-2013, 03:27 PM
garrytherat25: hi
garrytherat25: so why should i choose you to private with, whaat can you offer me lol xx
Me: A ban. :)
*garrytherat25 has been banned.*
oh fuck i hate those guys. they just wanna get off on u telling them what u might do.
Procrasturbator
10-11-2013, 03:56 PM
So, this didn't exactly happen to me on cam, but I was contacted through SM and given this dude's email address (one who entered my freechat but never took me private)
I would really recommend not bothering with outside contact with guys who haven't spent. There is a HUGE gap between guys who've never spent anything and guys who've spent a dollar (if SM allowed it, I'd make that a penny TBH.) There are guys who are willing to spend money--any money, even a couple bucks--and guys who just want to talk about it and get off on your individual attention without ever getting a show. I'm not saying don't pursue chances for outside contact with regulars--I did and it's the most lucrative business decision I've ever made--but if they've never spent a dime it's highly unlikely that they ever will. Plus there's always an element of risk when making contact outside the site. You're basically both in on the secret and he has a lot less to lose than you do. I won't trust my livelihood to anyone who hasn't spent yet, or who seems unstable or vindictive. Obviously it's your risk to take but that's just my $0.02.
AliceFun
10-11-2013, 06:17 PM
Ok this is an odd one, do i get it right this guy is doing bestiality?
On SM in freechat
writeraze: I am farmer in nz, I into sheep, if you are to role play and naked on all fours on floor and put white sheet over you, i take you from behind and you moan like a lamb...bbaaaaabbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaba u can do for $50
you will be my lamb... Sheep... and a hairy one at that luv it..
writeraze: ok one last request you will have to get some grass from the garden, as you will be a lamb and will need to graze on grass, as you hola bbbaaaaaabbbbbbaaaaaa when i take you from behind, do you have a garden.
(i told the guy i have fresh green salad in the fridge, i also told him a few times to buy a 30 min block session to play out his fantasy, tho i was scared it could not be allowed to act like a lamb for him?!)
writeraze: well that is quite good, but you have to spread in out on newspaper so i can watch you grazing with only your head in sight as you will have white sheet over you, you are starting to get wet now arent you many woman love this role... now call out like a s
sheep
writeraze: you see i live on a farm, and my wife is the boss she at times she takes control of me, she often gets a lamb from the farm and ties it up in the shed, and makes me doggy style the lamb... the lambs screams out as she likes playing with herself watching m
writeraze: me until i cum...
writeraze: I know this is not good but i use protection sometimes many large condoms as to be honest it does get messy especially when the lamb does number two on me Ops i can hear my wife... damn she has tied up another lamb i can hear it squelling , well of i mus
must go damn tired of this shit... help me
Me: BAN after the last sentences, OMG, WTF??!! Anyone had this guy on SM? At 1st the roleplay seemed doable but then, wow!!
Snowy0Star
10-11-2013, 06:56 PM
^ i think that deserved a ban and a report . are we even allowed to pretend to be animals or is that considered bestiality too ?
Marajha
10-11-2013, 08:19 PM
I was sort of stricken speechless after this guy came into my room. Until the gigglefit kicked in.
http://i.imgur.com/dLqtwQJ.jpg
Missbeth
10-11-2013, 08:31 PM
"Can I pay with paypal?"
....lol....NO.
cherryblossomsinspring
10-11-2013, 11:40 PM
^I get that money is money (and even though this guy has spent a grand total of $7 on me it's still something). Even so, I personally cannot tolerate a man badmouthing another woman. I guess that is just my own personal boundary but I refuse to play nice nice with a man who can put down someone he supposedly cares for to a complete stranger. On a sex site. I don't feel 100% comfortable performing for men I know are in committed relationships but I do so anyway because I have bills to pay and maybe their partner is actually okay with them watching cams. However, listening to a guy criticize his partner and essentially telling me he's cheating on her because she doesn't live up to his sexual standards? That's a no go for me. One it's not my business and it makes me very uncomfortable to be given such unsolicited knowledge about the dynamics of their relationship, and two, if a guy doesn't respect his girlfriend enough to not badmouth her behind her back I certainly don't trust him to not talk down to me, leave me a bad rating, go on social networking and say I'm an awful model, call me out on his profile, etc.
I feel the same way. It really does urk me when some guy comes in complaining about his wife/girlfriend. Makes me feel sick and in general it's always some cheap ass or someone that is so ugly you feel he should feel blessed that someone even lays down with his ass for free. So I now try to shut them up with "ugg this is probably not the place to really discuss this or we can go private to chat". Some members bring up their wives as a way to kill off your traffic. The last thing any member wants to be reminded of is their wife or gf to begin with. So many will just leave your room to get away from that annoying fuck.
Procrasturbator
10-12-2013, 06:09 PM
drugsarebadmmkay?: shake some ass please
pretty please
with cherries and shit
booty
(I ask him to send gold/take me pvt)
drugsarebadmmkay?: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lol nice lepord
lulz
(Was seriously considering banning him at this point but was busy with other members)
drugsarebadmmkay?: shit
have you done coke yet?
At this point I couldn't ignore him anymore because I was cracking up. Earlier I'd been talking about how I hadn't had my coffee so I thought maybe it was a reference to that? Lmao, IDEK.
Me: You mean have I done coke yet today? Haha uh no, not yet I'm afraid.
drugsarebadmmkay?: you want my scontay?
Me: How should I know, I haven't seen your scante.
drugsarebadmmkay?: club drugs and minor plugs
swag
I can't decide if he was actually on something or just pretending to be.
lilynne
10-12-2013, 08:53 PM
how do i delete a post?
lilynne
10-12-2013, 08:54 PM
yeah geeze how is it that quick?
Oh yeah, when I'm in private for approximately 40 seconds, have just barely taken off my bra and the guy goes, "thnx bb, i just came everywhere bye xx"
:O
lilynne
10-12-2013, 09:31 PM
I hate guys who are like just free for me right, come on you like me, call me at 555-5555 blah blah, i mostly hate it when they get mad and obsessive after you politely tell them you aren't doing it for free and think your job is so easy do it for free ( yeah then i wont eat and i won't have money for bills so you can even sit here and talk to me in free chat, lol.
They are lucky they would never get the chance to even speak to me in real life.
It's like what if i just flashed my ass out in public for free jobs just to easy i should yeah ok, men who dominate every other jobs available and now they want porn for free too.
I honestly think men want to lock up their women keep em from working and they want to just buy a girl like a piece of meat( that way it's a one time charge and done/over with) and their mad they cant get sex without their wallets who wants em if they act like such idiots???
I think men secretly think women have it so easy flashing boobs to get money i think they should all get boob jobs and bend over, try it out lol, course men dont care if they get an std or whatever but if they were a female, if they only knew...]]
all of the above ....
and...
ill tip you if its worth it..
your a token whore.. O RLLY? and i thought i was just on here cause i love to get naked for cheapasses
your too pretty to tip hun, i just wanna be with you, get to to know you . um no thanks.
whens the last time you came.. every day 593407696 times a day. why does it matter?
whats up? i am bb. hahaheehohoheehee ha! that is soooooo witty and clever take me now.
im poor but i have a nice cock. my response is always too bad your cock cant pay my bills cause then wed just be damn set now wouldnt we?
view my cam bb , bb i sent you pm, bb im so hard for you , bb im showing you my cock
.
fuck offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffff cock is really not all that attractive. its a big stick very nice now put it away until youve got your wallet out too.
i tipped you 5 tokens that one time 492380 days age, if i tip you 100 tokens more can i have that video you are selling for 500 tokens..because im a "repeat customer"
well um lets see get out your calculator kiddies! its fun math time for tards!
100 plus 5 is 105=500? no. promptly die in a fire k thanks.
Thymian
10-12-2013, 09:41 PM
"Restart it bb"
No, how about you take your hand off your dick for five seconds BEFORE during the eight minutes you have to throw in a few bucks for my gold show. Not after. Not how it works.
</rant>
lilynne
10-12-2013, 10:42 PM
lol good one!
worst one.. I am hairy down there ladies and they always ask me how hairy and I say I dont measure it cum see.;D
Snowy0Star
10-12-2013, 11:01 PM
^ the writer of that post hasnt been on the boards in over a year and that was posted almost 3 years ago. but yeah ill admit its a good line. since ur new just wanted to make u aware thats its a good rule of thumb to always read the dates to things ur responding to . welcum to stipperweb
CourtneyRaine
10-13-2013, 02:14 AM
So they guy I mentioned on the last page? Officially blocked after I logged in to find this in my MGF message box:
"I really appreciate your feedback. All of that had crossed my mind. I don't think that's the case though.
I approached her to see what was up. Initially I didn't think there was anything to it. She just said she's been really tired, that she wants to have sex more, but she just doesn't have the energy. She attributed it to going through the initial stages of menopause. I get it.
I asked her about not wanting oral sex. She pointed out that the few times we've tried it, she got a bacterial infection. We both agreed that my saliva probably changed her pH or something such that bacteria can grow better.
She knows I still want her. I'm constantly telling her how good she looks, how much I enjoy her company, how turned on I get thinking about her or watching her. She's a beautiful, sexually attractive woman. Unfortunately, like a lot of women I know, she doesn't believe it herself.
I'm still trying to figure it out. In the meantime, I come on to MGF to exchange messages with you."
Now I know exactly how perturbed guys are by girls who write nasty ass blogs about their periods. And really? This asshole thinks it's okay to talk about his girlfriend to me in this way? I must have forgotten that it's acceptable to share those kinds of details with a stranger as long as you think she looks good. Fucking bastard. And since I wanted his measly dollar before blocking him, you know damn well I messaged back with this:
"I have to be honest, I feel INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE with you speaking to me about your girlfriend in such an intimate manner. Not only is it not my business, but I think it is very disrespectful of you to share such graphic and personal details about her without her consent. I generally feel uncomfortable doing my job for people who are in a relationship, but I know I cannot judge what men do on here because I know that every relationship is different and perhaps not every woman would feel the same as I do and consider this cheating. Even so, the fact that you so blatantly disrespect your girlfriend by telling me, a complete stranger, about the most personal details of her life (and do you really think I want to read about her fucking bacterial infections? that YOU gave her?) is just plain disgusting. Men like you are the reason I am single.
I want absolutely nothing to do with you, so I will be blocking you. You could not even pay me to speak with you at this point; just the fact that you display such a blatant lack of respect for the person you supposedly care for makes me sick to my stomach, and I refuse to further hamper your relationship with a woman you clearly deserves much better than you."
Of all the guys I've blocked on MGF, I do believe this is tied at #1 for most satisfying. And really, how fucking nasty do you have to be to give someone a god damn infection by going down on them???? TMI you nasty bastard, TMI.
Lady Mondegreen
10-13-2013, 04:52 AM
entitledguy: no why would i tip you for standing?? ur not doing anything........im not being a cheap skate, but ur just standing up
Me: *BANHAMMER*
Just standing up? Dude, I'd be more willing to flash my tits for free than to get out of my damn chair for someone who can't even be bothered to use the fucking shift key.
VictoriaChaos
10-13-2013, 06:02 AM
Looser: Why do you have a nail in your lip?
Funny, the next guy that came in complemented me on how much he loved my lip ring.
justanothercamgirl
10-13-2013, 12:26 PM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
(Username has not been change to enhance the comedy. This joke wrote itself.)
MashedPotatoes: french fries
JAC: o.O
Snowy0Star
10-13-2013, 12:28 PM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
(Username has not been change to enhance the comedy. This joke wrote itself.)
MashedPotatoes: french fries
JAC: o.O
i smell troll but he bought in im godsmacked ....
TeenageAnnie
10-13-2013, 12:52 PM
@sammii that last 1 really annoys me. ""Can I sample before I buy?"" seeing my tits on screen is seeing my tits on screen.... like..... you do not "sample" an art gallery before buying your ticket to walk around it. if you've sampled it, why would you need to buy the entry ticket?
SweetJulia
10-13-2013, 01:07 PM
Ok, officially done for the day:
"Your hair isn't long enough to make money on this site, dear."
I look at his profile and he has THREE-COUNT EM-THREE hairs on his shiny head-and they were all like a foot long and wrapped around in the most unfortunate comb over I've seen in life. Oh, by the way, this here https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?126411-Post-Pictures-of-YOU-Volume-3&p=2506528#post2506528 is how long my hair was a year ago, it's longer now. Mr. Banned Moron won't be happy until it's so long that looking at me naked from the front makes me look like I have a tail. Sigh, where's my wine...................
SweetNoelle
10-13-2013, 01:47 PM
This is really a pretty minor complaint, but it's starting to drive me bananas. I have a "regular" that comes into my room. Quotation marks because yeah, he's ALWAYS in there, but he barely tips and really just hangs out and has conversation. I honestly don't mind because I'd rather have someone at least talking to me so I can stay active and pull in the people who WILL tip, and he's actually a fun guy to talk to, but eeeeeverytime I go on cam he sends me a PM telling me what he thinks about my makeup.
He's one of those, "RRRGH, ARGH, I LIKE NATURAL BEAUTY AND DON'T EXPECT WOMEN TO PUT ON MAKEUP BECAUSE I'M A 'NICE GUY'. MAKEUP BAD, CONFIDENCE GOOD," sorts of dudes. Which is sweet and all, but bro, SHUT. UP. He'll send me a PM like, "ooo, you look very natural today. :) beautiful." or, "aww, your lipstick is really dark. :( your lips look so much prettier when they're soft and pink."
... Sweetheart, look, I know this is hard to understand, but... I DON'T DO MY MAKEUP SPECIFICALLY FOR YOOOUUU. I DO MY MAKEUP TO MATCH MY OUTFIT AND HOW I'M FEELING THAT NIGHT. The most hilarious part is that honestly, I generally do my eyes almost exactly the same regardless (neutral smoky and catseye eyeliner with wings sharp enough to stab a motherfucker's eyes out) and the only thing I change is the shade of my lipstick. Pale pink lipstick and he compliments me on what a natural beauty I am. Blood red lipstick and he bitches about how much prettier I am when I wear natural makeup.
You're an idiot, homie. Fuh' realz tho.
He even tried to get me to change my avatar picture because he thinks it's "too provocative" and that I'm just going to "bring the creeps in" and "I'm selling myself short." Oh okay then. You're right, I probably shouldn't pique people's interest with a sexy avatar picture displaying that I'm a pretty girl and it would be worth their time to come into my room and tip me. I'll go grab my TMNT hoodie post-haste and make a new avatar picture just for you. After all, I wouldn't want to be sexy on a WEBCAMMING SITE.
END RANT. AL"KSJF"DSKLJG:LRKJ.
SweetJulia
10-13-2013, 01:57 PM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
(Username has not been change to enhance the comedy. This joke wrote itself.)
MashedPotatoes: french fries
JAC: o.O
That idiot was trying to make you hungry.
SweetJulia
10-13-2013, 02:05 PM
Looser: Why do you have a nail in your lip?
Funny, the next guy that came in complemented me on how much he loved my lip ring.
Not to threadjack, but that reminds me of when I first started camming and had a hood piercing. They ask why the hell I'd want something so intimate pierced. So men can actually find it, that's why :P
CanadianRuby
10-13-2013, 02:27 PM
Tell me you want me in you, you lay there looking up at me with your big round eyes, your red hair covering your petite breasts. you know you want to say it, to whisper into my ear " fuck me". you know your lust and desire to turn your body around and wave your tight ass in stockings towards me, beckoning me with your wet pussy. you sit, waving me down with your slim body, until I green a handful of your firm a ss and pull your ass right to my rock hard cock. you gap at the gesture, soon your body around and bite your lip while letting the words escape: " fuck me." I move my hands under your legs and grip your stockings and laced panties, pulling them both down in one movement. whilst your stay lost in the lust I slide my face to your wet lips, letting my index finger graze your clit while I feel your body explode with excitement. I move my finger into your and replace the pressure on your clit with my lips. kissing, licking, gently nibbling. my fingers pulse inside your body until you can't take it anymore, your post clamps tight on my fingers with your explosion of pressure. you lost it, you grab my hips and pull me close. we sit there eye to eye and kiss, you bite my lip and grab my hips, pulling ny rock hard vovk into your dripping pussy. every thirst into your body lets your voice get lost, to the point where it seems of murderous screams. but this is pressure, you live me inside of you, live my dick mixing you, moving you, and the last moment before you cum, I see your body arch before you Dig your nails info my hips and scream my name. Hi :) I'm coy, I totally took your challenge to turn you on with a story, tell me it worked baby? ;)
....I'm supposed to respond to this about how turned on I got. Nope. Nope. Nope. :loco:
SoloDesire
10-13-2013, 02:45 PM
Yeah I hate it when guys ask for free samples! We are not an item to be bought, we are a service. No one gives free samples of their services. You either pay for the service or you don't get it.
MellyMay
10-13-2013, 03:43 PM
LOL RIGHT NOW ON MGF CHAT -
Dude contacts me. I check his profile and it plainly says this.
"currently unable to buy credits so i cant send messages, but feel free to live chat me so we can get to know each other
note to self: i owe _____ $25
i owe ____ $7"
On chat:
"Dude - guess we have something in common. maybe we have more in common than just that too
MellyMays: probably
Dude: we could always find out?
MellyMays: well, if your profile is up to date, you have no credits
dude: no i dont..university has gotten me into some money problems
MellyMays: well, i'm not sure how i can help you much since i don't dirty chat for free"
And, goodbye.
CourtneyRaine
10-13-2013, 03:49 PM
^Ugh Melly that guy sent me a live chat last week. At the time it only had that he owed so and so $25. I promptly told him off for taking advantage of girls and blocked him. And now he owes someone else $7 on top of that? Who the hell is dumb enough to keep giving him stuff when he clearly cannot afford it?
Snowy0Star
10-13-2013, 03:51 PM
^Ugh Melly that guy sent me a live chat last week. At the time it only had that he owed so and so $25. I promptly told him off for taking advantage of girls and blocked him. And now he owes someone else $7 on top of that? Who the hell is dumb enough to keep giving him stuff when he clearly cannot afford it?
probably the same desperate cam girl thats selling 100 clips for 5$ that was mentioned in the MGF main thread
MellyMay
10-13-2013, 03:57 PM
^Ugh Melly that guy sent me a live chat last week. At the time it only had that he owed so and so $25. I promptly told him off for taking advantage of girls and blocked him. And now he owes someone else $7 on top of that? Who the hell is dumb enough to keep giving him stuff when he clearly cannot afford it?
JESUS LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
I just mentioned his lameness and he replied
"well they offered to let me owe them, ive had others offer and i paid them back when i could, thats why i put it in my profile"
MellyMay
10-13-2013, 04:03 PM
I just keep poking the beast for fun. I KNOW I SHOULDN'T FEED THE TROLLS but meh...
dude: i always try to be honest
dude: i always feel like shit when i lie to anyone
dude: even online
dude: so i never do
dude: alright
dude: thats why i try to befriend people on here
dude: then i have a closer bond with them and wont take and run
dude: i always make sure i pay people back when they offer that
dude: and i always tell people when im having money problems
MellyMays: well, how ironic and sad for you that i ALSO need money
MellyMays: so i have other commitments to attend to that will be contributing to my fund.
/shut down.
yeah. more effort than necessary but whatever.
CanadianRuby
10-13-2013, 06:15 PM
Hate mgf guys that stay on the site when they are dead ass broke. Like GTFO then.
SweetNoelle
10-13-2013, 06:20 PM
Someone asked me today (basic member, so obviously not paying) to look into the webcam and say his name a few times.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAA. Go fuck ya'self. It's moments like these that I'm glad I keep a watermark on every session I do, just in case someone records it for whatever reason.
CourtneyRaine
10-13-2013, 07:17 PM
I had a viewer the other day tell me that I am "spoiled" because I told him I expect to earn at least minimum wage for getting naked and entertaining strange men on a sex site. He actually told me that I was being unreasonable for expecting to make a living wage for the work I do. He didn't insinuate it- he flat out said it. Guess who got blocked?
Sunnylexie
10-14-2013, 01:39 AM
Prick: call me n ill enter pvt
Me: ??
Prick: call my phone
Weirdo *enters my pvt in the middle of a toy show (I am not talking or typing, just banging myself and moaning)*.
Weirdo: really?
Wonder what was the point I made that he found so dubious.
INLOVEWITH HISCOCK: mmmmmmm sexy i have fat bald shaved cock and balls bb mmm very smooth and hairless
AnotherNarcissistAsshole: i am an older man with a huge penis you like older men
Me: depends of the man, I guess)
AnotherNarcissistAsshole: penis 4 inches wide 15 inches long with viagra i can make luv for 3 to 4 hours non stop, can you handle my 15 inch monster penis
I have a feeling some men don't actually need a woman (or anyone at all) in their lives. They could marry their own penises and live happily ever after.
Procrasturbator
10-14-2013, 02:36 AM
I have a feeling some men don't actually need a woman (or anyone at all) in their lives. They could marry their own penises and live happily ever after.
Truer words...
zivlet
10-14-2013, 02:41 AM
I have a feeling some men don't actually need a woman (or anyone at all) in their lives. They could marry their own penises and live happily ever after.
I wanted to siggy this!I told my bf and he said 'Yes I was like that, until you came along!' lol
Snowy0Star
10-14-2013, 02:41 AM
Truer words...
.... have never been spoken
Procrasturbator
10-14-2013, 03:04 AM
I wanted to siggy this!I told my bf and he said 'Yes I was like that, until you came along!' lol
Haha siggy twins!
Procrasturbator
10-14-2013, 03:13 AM
(T) guest8476: u are girl?
(T) guest8476: but why u realname is robert?
Staples
10-14-2013, 03:28 AM
I have a couple of "grey" regulars on CB who are usually very nice so I don't mind chatting with them when the room is slow or whatever. Obviously they don't tip so I keep our conversations very G-rated. This particular grey has tipped me exactly once and never again. It was like 75 or 100 tokens. He is normally super nice and not weird. My room was slow the other day and this was our conversation.
Grey: I want to do ___________ to you baby
Me: silence for several minutes
Grey: I guess you're busy
Me: No hon, we've had this talk before, I save my sexy talk for people in private or who have tipped me so I'm just not going to respond when you try to talk about your fantasies with me.
Grey: Oh, well you use to.
Me: No, not really
Grey: well, I guess I'll leave you alone to get some customers
Me: Well, I would love to have you as a customer someday
Grey: well I've offered to tip you lots of times and you always tell me no
Me *spits soda out my nose* What? Why would I turn down tips?
Grey: I don't know, you just always tell me no thanks
Me: I would never do that this is my job! You've just told me before that you can't afford tokens and I'm ok with that because you're not rude or disrespectful
Grey: *probably spits coke out of his nose* What? You're insulting me now saying I'm poor and can't afford tokens?!?!
Me: I'm just repeating what you've told me
Grey: silence for several minutes
Grey: Well then, I'm gonna tip you _____ tokens so I can be your highest tipper
Me: Wonderful (obviously realizing it's never going to happen)
Grey: I'll tip you as soon as I get back from my movie
Me: ...