View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
IsobelWren
10-17-2013, 06:59 PM
cheap loser: go i know you [want] to
Ah one of the top 2 phrases that makes the doors to my vagina shut and reinforces my desire to invent a way to punch people in the balls over the internet. Big 'ole Looney Tunes boxing glove on a hinge pops out of the monitor and cock punches him with a cartoon -=POW!=-
BrokeBannedAsshole: (after sitting in my free chat silently for about 5 minutes) You look 30. I don't need this I need a 19/20 year old.
For the record I'm 40, but that is NOT the point
Me: *silent ban with a side eye*
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4868987/epic-side-eye-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/4868987/epic-side-eye.html)
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2086453/waiting-to-exhale-fire-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/2086453/waiting-to-exhale-fire.html)
CanadianRuby
10-17-2013, 11:31 PM
35229
1. "I WORK HARD FOR MY MONEY"
Oh. So. The cam girls that you keep chatting with, annoying, and wasting their time.....they're not working hard for their money?
2. I want to know where the money is going
Who the fuck are you? What, she needs to prove she is good enough for you? for your money? Do a dance and give you a fucking kidney?
What a fucking asshole.
AmethystLily
10-18-2013, 03:24 AM
So, you know how I mentioned that person who kept paying me two tokens at a time? Well, I was going through my history, and it turns out that he was the same person who was in my chat tonight and complaining that my standards are too high. I can laugh about it, if I wasn't already. He's on my ignore list, so hopefully I won't be hearing from him anymore.
Procrasturbator
10-18-2013, 06:50 AM
nofunallowed: be attentive
nofunallowed: stop to jump everywhere
nofunallowed: damn bitch
Hmmm, my customers tell me they love my energy.
After repeatedly propositioning me to fuck him for cash:
gigolotobe: ok !!! tell me how to become a prostitue !!
even i would like to become
gigolotobe: my number is ###
yes
help me!!
gigolotobe: i gave this number bcuz u can help me becoming an jigolo
SoloDesire
10-18-2013, 10:53 AM
In my free chat on SM:
thanksforthelaugh: hi bb
wanna play?
make me like you and we go pvt make me love you and we go pvt and i rate you 5 stars
you have 5 minuttes or i leave
start now ;-)
nikki187
10-18-2013, 10:55 AM
Douche bag: Do you meet and fuck.
Me: you don't make enough for me to do something dangerous like that.
Douche bag: yes i do
Me: prove it
Douche bag: you probably do it for free
Douche bag: HO
I ended this with a silent ban. LMAO I am such a HO
Graceface
10-18-2013, 11:41 AM
douche bag: Do you meet and fuck.
Me: You don't make enough for me to do something dangerous like that.
Douche bag: Yes i do
me: Prove it
douche bag: You probably do it for free
douche bag: Ho
i ended this with a silent ban. Lmao i am such a ho
ho ho ho ho merry banmas!!!!
Snowy0Star
10-18-2013, 12:06 PM
ho ho ho ho merry banmas!!!!
new siggy if it will fit ...... (crosses fingers)
edit - it fits w00t
Grace that was truly quote worthy.
Graceface
10-18-2013, 12:18 PM
You guys give me so much, the least I can do is make you laugh once in a while. I :heart: my Stripperweb ladies.
Via Flaminia
10-18-2013, 04:20 PM
Today I finally got so tired of the "faster...harder...now cum hard bb" that I blurted out "this isn't a fire hose, it's a vagina" to his probably-virgin ears.
Poor guy. Someone has to teach these young 'uns. Maybe I'll start a thread called "STUPID annoying smart ass things that come out of my mouth."
AmethystLily
10-18-2013, 07:03 PM
Today I finally got so tired of the "faster...harder...now cum hard bb" that I blurted out "this isn't a fire hose, it's a vagina" to his probably-virgin ears.
Poor guy. Someone has to teach these young 'uns. Maybe I'll start a thread called "STUPID annoying smart ass things that come out of my mouth."
OMG please do! I'll get amused reading it, plus contribute some of my own!
Graceface
10-18-2013, 07:38 PM
When they say 'cum nao bb, etc'. I do it. If you want me to give you a fake orgasm, I will. It's your fucking dime.
Snowy0Star
10-18-2013, 07:49 PM
When they say 'cum nao bb, etc'. I do it. If you want me to give you a fake orgasm, I will. It's your fucking dime.
they all do theyre not going to shut up and let me relax and pay the 10-15 min at 2.99 to watch me have a real one thats why i tell them to let me know when they want me to cum do a pretend build and just start making the same sounds i would make as if im having a real one.
SoloDesire
10-18-2013, 09:05 PM
When they say 'cum nao bb, etc'. I do it. If you want me to give you a fake orgasm, I will. It's your fucking dime.
I do the same thing. Pushy assholes get fake orgasms because that's all they deserve. Gentlemen who play nice get real ones ;)
CanadianRuby
10-18-2013, 10:57 PM
I can't handle these idiots that contribute blindly and request my fucking videos.
Some douche just contributed 20 and requested X, Y, Z video from my profile. One of those videos ALONE is 25, then 15, and 10.
UHG. So. Now he is going to pitch a huge ass hissy fit because I wrote him back and said $20 is NOT enough for all 3 of those videos.
Snowy0Star
10-18-2013, 11:05 PM
I can't handle these idiots that contribute blindly and request my fucking videos.
Some douche just contributed 20 and requested X, Y, Z video from my profile. One of those videos ALONE is 25, then 15, and 10.
UHG. So. Now he is going to pitch a huge ass hissy fit because I wrote him back and said $20 is NOT enough for all 3 of those videos.
fuck him hes an entitled prick who cant read . arent contributions considered gifts like mfc and cb tokens are?
Staples
10-18-2013, 11:34 PM
Guy in private kept referring to his cum as bollock snot, fuck muck, and baby gravy. I had a reaaaally hard time keeping my sexy face on and not literally Rolling in the floor laughing.
AmethystLily
10-19-2013, 12:11 AM
Some douchebag called me ugly tonight. Dude, my mirror and hundreds of guys and girls say otherwise. *ban*
Sunnylexie
10-19-2013, 06:31 AM
BrokeBannedAsshole: (after sitting in my free chat silently for about 5 minutes) You look 30. I don't need this I need a 19/20 year old.
For the record I'm 40, but that is NOT the point
Me: *silent ban with a side eye*
Lol, I bet my anything he's 15 or so. Here's his scale of women's age perception (from my experience as an online dating service user):
Girls around his age: "Fresh and good enough but too easy for an Alpha like myself"
Around 20: "Ripe, mature, experienced: a fit challenge. And bigger tits!"
Around 25: "To fuck someone THAT old? Yuk. But it's so kinky if you give it a second thought... Bet none of my friends would have the gut to do it. Got to be easy, as well: a woman that age must be desperate for sex. Gotta ask her if she likes young cock!"
Around 30: "Oh my Lord what a loathsome, decrepit harpy! Go back to your filthy hole and hide there forever; things like you are an eyesore to the living *shudders*!
35+ : The cold, pitch black abyss smelling of grave.
zivlet
10-19-2013, 06:57 AM
Lol, I bet my anything he's 15 or so. Here's his scale of women's age perception (from my experience as an online dating service user):
Girls around his age: "Fresh and good enough but too easy for an Alpha like myself"
Around 20: "Ripe, mature, experienced: a fit challenge. And bigger tits!"
Around 25: "To fuck someone THAT old? Yuk. But it's so kinky if you give it a second thought... Bet none of my friends would have the gut to do it. Got to be easy, as well: a woman that age must be desperate for sex. Gotta ask her if she likes young cock!"
Around 30: "Oh my Lord what a loathsome, decrepit harpy! Go back to your filthy hole and hide there forever; things like you are an eyesore to the living *shudders*!
35+ : The cold, pitch black abyss smelling of grave.
Haha so true.When you're that young, 25 is ugh proper ADULT!20 is out of teens!!OMIGOD!!
And reminded me of once when I kicked off with a guy in a nightclub, nothing to do with camming -my friend's really pretty, thick dark hair, petite, size 4 UK whcih I think's a zero in US?Anyway she got approached by a young guy but she likes younger guys. They chatted, had a kiss, exchanged phone numbers. When he found out her age (32) he said that he's so sorry for leading her on, but not to worry, she has a bit of time left and hes sure it won't be long before she finds somebody but he does really really feel for her 'in her situation' or some such.
It really ground my gears I tell you. I went up to him, dragged him around a corner and told him he was an inexperienced, skint, scruffy arsehole and he should feel honoured that somebody as hot, beautiful and intelligent as my friend would even look in his direction, and that he needs to realise this and change his attitude, hopefully before he learns how to maintain an erection for more than five minutes.
By the end of my 'chat' he was quivering and all 'yes miss'....
Not one of my finest moments but not a regret in sight lol
Lol, I bet my anything he's 15 or so. Here's his scale of women's age perception (from my experience as an online dating service user):
Girls around his age: "Fresh and good enough but too easy for an Alpha like myself"
Around 20: "Ripe, mature, experienced: a fit challenge. And bigger tits!"
Around 25: "To fuck someone THAT old? Yuk. But it's so kinky if you give it a second thought... Bet none of my friends would have the gut to do it. Got to be easy, as well: a woman that age must be desperate for sex. Gotta ask her if she likes young cock!"
Around 30: "Oh my Lord what a loathsome, decrepit harpy! Go back to your filthy hole and hide there forever; things like you are an eyesore to the living *shudders*!
35+ : The cold, pitch black abyss smelling of grave.
And I'm dead laughing. Funny enough when I was 35 I had a 17 tear old ask to his prom. Poor thing thought I was in my twenties. I was working in a comics store, at the time, it was the funniest thing.
I remember as teen figuring out how old I would be in the year 2000 and being horrified that I would be 27 and too old to have fun. LOL
Jinja
10-19-2013, 09:26 AM
Presented without comment.
I WANNA GAG~FUCK U
I WANNA HATE~FUCK YOU FOREVER I SO NEED U, I CRAVE YOU
I found u in fetlife . .
PS: Some short minded ppl can waste my time & confirm me
their immaturity in the art of considering sexuality which is
a vital physiological need for every adult in couple or not
as a pejorative expression & aggression & at their own
disadvantage. & in that specific case & at their age,
they need to consult .. .
also, I'd like to be clear on that point: i have, no time to entertain
aimless virtual boredom with inbreds, nor interest in:
sandbox negativism
sandbox mockery
sandbox animosity
sandbox rejections
sandbox vanity .. .
Which will be ignored straight away unless you ignore yourself
& filter me if you wish to follow their infantile philosophy,
& that will save me time & prevent immature aimless
virtual boredom without consistence & aim .. .
I want to sniff ur face, & snort ur entire body from ur toes ..... .
I wanna fist your fat snatch, masturbate your cervix,
slurp your snatch, snort & sip ur clit & then vulva thru ur
soaked panties on each sides of ur cunt while ur panties
r rolled in the middle. I wanna pull ur panties up & make em
slap ur reddish minge, insert my four & then 5 fingers in your
asspipe & turn them while fucking your cunt from behind &
slapping ur asscheeks or pulling ur tits with my second hand,
i wanna fuck ur throat, make u sniff my testicles, BIG COCK
& shoot my load in ur nostrils. I wanna sniff your hard nipples,
ur worn ankle socks or stockings & angelic barefeet. i wanna
fuck u so hard ... i want you with all my strength & desire ..
I wanna sniff you all up, & i want "our baby" .. .
I want to lap your entire face & slurp your navel .. .
I wish i had ur heels & flatties under our bed,
in "our bedroom", i wish i was "husband" & you "wife" .. .
& my heart aches emotionally with the desire to have
u by my side for the eternity,
please be my woman
I am also somnophile, and i'd love to start touching
my wife's barelegs under the sheets once she's asleep from
time to time, and rubbing my hand on her minge & once she'd realize it,
watch her eyelashes slightly move but she'd have to keep pretending
nothing's happening & try to remain half asleep until i spread her legs
& insert my penis in her vagina & whatch her moan and slowly
open her eyes & then grab my cheeks & ask me to fuck her harder .. .
I want u to be raped in a train soon in the morning, gagfucked
by any stranger at every station. & receive the cum of those guys
in your entire holes, it's a fetish i'd love to realize once in our lives
too .. . (facultative)
if like me, a profound & extreme desire to become parent
& experience affective stability as much as forming a couple
for the eternity is felt, e-mail me wifey.
I'm looking for a woman without children, for the proposal
of a conjugal life, a matrimonial engagement, abroad. Today,
at 38 years old, we already can move into an acquired
new detached house,in a paradise looking island with
a virgin beach in front of us without missing anything
vital & having what we need for our regular expenses
in our quotidian, not needing to work for the rest
of our days on earth. Going to a deserted insular beach
or deserted insular river or to the house of relatives
for diner & making love all life long day & night
will be "our life". Naturally, we should entertain
ourselves by textual chat, email & then
by telephone before your departure, during 2
to 4 months, the time to familiarize each other,
but pretending that we should know each other
after that period & that it takes time can have
various significations. For people without
serious intentions, it's generally a way of
killing time without the moral motivation
of desiring a stable sentimental existence,
in their actual life, & i will not entertain that
form of affective negligence & indirect
responses that deliberately imply an evident
lack of determination through infantile negativism.
Only respond if you're determined & accept
my proposal.
Marajha
10-19-2013, 09:48 AM
From my shifts yesterday:
"I have to tip to see you? That's like paying to test drive a car before buying it..." (I'm not a car and this is a pay to play website, son.)
"U need to wear something sexier girl, did you get that dress from your grandma? Call her and tell her to take it back. Put the dress back in your grandmas closet!" (I'm pretty sure wearing a halter dress that I'm almost spilling out of doesn't qualify as 'grandma wear' but thanks, guy.)
"untie from neck bb .... make strapless"
Once in private: "i want u to see how fast u can cum playing with a toy while watching me jerk off, get naked"
And then the nice fellow that came to see me a few weeks ago, had a great sense of humor and appeared to be literate and everything rolled around. I don't know if someone else was using his account, he was drunk, or maybe high on something. I can't remember all of what he said, but it was basically several minutes of attempts to get me to show my boobs for free and spamming up my window. He left before my patience died. Some gems from him:
"It's your turn to tell me a story!" (This was the only thing he said in actual English)
"bb take that dress off!!!!!!!!!!!"
"u lov me? let me see ur titties!"
"sho me the greasts!!!!" (Whaaaaaaaa...? ::) )
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs"
"cmon love i want thos boobies out!!"
"let them ooooooooouuuttt"""""" (I really don't know what was going on here with unwarranted quotation mark abuse)
No idea what was in the air yesterday, but all my favorite people I'd done shows with before returned and turned into dicks. :O
Sunnylexie
10-19-2013, 11:22 AM
No idea what was in the air yesterday, but all my favorite people I'd done shows with before returned and turned into dicks. :O
Full moon (no kidding). Better be prepared: full moon shifts are bedlam parade.
IsobelWren
10-19-2013, 11:43 AM
Lol, I bet my anything he's 15 or so. Here's his scale of women's age perception (from my experience as an online dating service user):
Girls around his age: "Fresh and good enough but too easy for an Alpha like myself"
Around 20: "Ripe, mature, experienced: a fit challenge. And bigger tits!"
Around 25: "To fuck someone THAT old? Yuk. But it's so kinky if you give it a second thought... Bet none of my friends would have the gut to do it. Got to be easy, as well: a woman that age must be desperate for sex. Gotta ask her if she likes young cock!"
Around 30: "Oh my Lord what a loathsome, decrepit harpy! Go back to your filthy hole and hide there forever; things like you are an eyesore to the living *shudders*!
35+ : The cold, pitch black abyss smelling of grave.
Truth.
When I was 24 I hooked up with a younger looking guy. Didn't realize how young until he took me back to the honor society dorms for the evening! Didn't really care, didn't think of it as a Thing, had a fun time, I mean, we're roughly the same age, both in college, blah blah blah.
Maybe a week into the flirtation/hookup we were hanging out and he said that he was jazzed about our relationship because he'd, "always wanted to fuck an older woman."
It was then when I realized that the difference between 19 and 24 (particularly when said 19 is an upper middle class cisgender white boy in the south US) is much greater than 6 years at any other life stage beyond it. It was also then when our relationship was over. Mutual fadeaway initiated by yours truly.
...seven months later he called me to ask if the red panties his new girlfriend found under his bed were mine. We had a, "who's on first" conversation where I thought he was accusing me of sneaking into his dorm room and planting underpants while it was simply that he hadn't cleaned his room or changed his sheets in months. *retch*
....I didn't want those panties back.
...they were cool panties though. I'd just assumed the washing machine ate them.
IsobelWren
10-19-2013, 11:46 AM
Today I finally got so tired of the "faster...harder...now cum hard bb" that I blurted out "this isn't a fire hose, it's a vagina" to his probably-virgin ears.
Poor guy. Someone has to teach these young 'uns. Maybe I'll start a thread called "STUPID annoying smart ass things that come out of my mouth."
OMG please do! I'll get amused reading it, plus contribute some of my own!
It's here: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?154421-CamFails-Embarrassing-Moments
IsobelWren
10-19-2013, 11:49 AM
I do the same thing. Pushy assholes get fake orgasms because that's all they deserve. Gentlemen who play nice get real ones ;)
See, I don't think that they notice that it's fake. Pretty sure that the guys who push really think that porn stars are truly capable of having orgasms in .02 and have such fantastic ones that they shout like banshees. I think you'd have to REALLY obviously REALLY poorly fake it before they'd know.
And if they did know, they probably wouldn't care because your orgasm isn't about you, it's about how "making" you come makes him feel.
Via Flaminia
10-19-2013, 03:38 PM
It's here: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?154421-CamFails-Embarrassing-Moments
There's nothing embarrassing about being a smart ass :P
J/K Isobel, you know I love you.
Ninija
10-20-2013, 01:23 PM
randomguy: I Want to make your asshole with à big anal creampie swallow in your mouth
just urgh wtf?
Procrasturbator
10-20-2013, 01:31 PM
(T) guest73: if you become naked i would give you 1000 dollars
Orrrrrr you could shell out four bucks to take me private. There's that, too.
Graceface
10-20-2013, 09:13 PM
Presented without comment.
Only respond if you're determined & accept
my proposal.
Shit, if you don't; I will. ::)
Sunnylexie
10-21-2013, 12:04 AM
Entitled fuck:how much per min
Me: 3.49 and 4.99
Entitledfuck: 100 for 1 hour
Me: I don't do 1 hour blocks. Besides, it's only 1.6 a minute. Like a half a dollar a minute my way. Are you kidding?
Entitledfuck: what do i get for a hundred
Me: You want me to count for you lol? Doesn't Windows have a calculator?;-)
Entitledfuck: is it nice
Me: you can read my feedback, tags and profile.
Entitledfuck: how old5
Me*copy the previous line in out chat*: Entitledfuck: you can read my feedback, tags and profile.
Entitledfuck: once again , how much?
Me: Entitledfuck: Entitledfuck: you can read my feedback, tags and profile.
Entitledfuck: only a fool wolud pay that, you are finr though
Me: Lol. Compared to other girls on the 1st page, my prices are ridiculously low
Entitledfuck: agreed
Me: I guess that made you think I was either new or desperate and come up with your outrageous haggling.
Entitledfuck: i can jerk off for free on the main board
Me: fine, let me help you get back there *block*
justanothercamgirl
10-21-2013, 01:23 PM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
wisheshewassmarterthanacamgirl: is it painfull with such a small stature to have sucj large beautiful breast ?
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
wisheshewassmarterthanacamgirl: i under stand i only ask
are you happy and enjoy those big breast's?
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction.
wisheshewassmarterthanacamgirl:10 mins of titties swaying back and forth you have quite a nitch here no play only two titty's I can get anywhere? maybe you could massage them milk bags!
JAC: ......
wisheshewassmarterthanacamgirl: andy your screwed this is as much as you will EVER GET !! unless you shell out 14.99 a min feel good that you were only FUCKED OUT of a buck
JAC: ........
*wisheshewassmarterthanacamgirl has logged off*
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A 10 minute flash for $1? Oh my dear, my how dare I charge so much while offering so little? It is amazing I can look at myself in the mirror these days. ;)
Procrasturbator
10-21-2013, 01:35 PM
maybe you could massage them milk bags!
milk bags
How do men even get off when their vocabulary is so gross? There is nothing sexy or erotic or sensual about the term "milk bags". Why... why would they even think of breasts that way, much less get off on thinking of breasts that way. Omg. I was just starting to get over "boobies" being used in a serious sexual context (after all they're 10 year old boys at heart) but... milk bags.
VictoriaChaos
10-21-2013, 02:18 PM
^ Oh my god.
I laughed until I cried when I read that.
I love you.
Seriously though, I feel like if we knew each other in real life we would get along just based on your posts, I feel like we think a lot alike.
luscious sadie
10-21-2013, 04:41 PM
y'all have more patience than me. I ban and kick or just don't respond far more often than this.
SecretCrush
10-21-2013, 05:03 PM
^ for sure! multiple kicks & one day bans have become my new normal. Its crazy how many of them come back the next day acting totally sane and nothing zany like they were just one day prior.
Graceface
10-21-2013, 10:01 PM
Gold from yesterday:
Asshole: You have a dog face
Me: B-I-N-G-O BAN!!!
AmethystLily
10-22-2013, 12:39 AM
Ya know how users will go in the public chat and be all, "pm," or "view pm," or other variations of? Well, when a user came in and said, "pm," I confirmed that it was, and gave them the time. They said they wanted to do a private with me (their spelling and grammar made me want to cry.) I said, "Then request one." They didn't, and sure enough, their pm had nothing to do with private shows.
BTW, do any of you charge tips for reading private messages? It's such a waste of my time to go through the ones I get just to get a bunch of "How are you?" "hey bb u r sexy," etc. Besides, what I will do in private as well as my limits are on my profile page.
Snowy0Star
10-22-2013, 01:15 AM
Ya know how users will go in the public chat and be all, "pm," or "view pm," or other variations of? Well, when a user came in and said, "pm," I confirmed that it was, and gave them the time. They said they wanted to do a private with me (their spelling and grammar made me want to cry.) I said, "Then request one." They didn't, and sure enough, their pm had nothing to do with private shows.
BTW, do any of you charge tips for reading private messages? It's such a waste of my time to go through the ones I get just to get a bunch of "How are you?" "hey bb u r sexy," etc. Besides, what I will do in private as well as my limits are on my profile page.
if ur on mfc what most girls do is charge to be on their friends list but my main site is cb and i only pm unless their name is dark blue or if theyre a light blue i ask them to pm me for a flash first
justanothercamgirl
10-22-2013, 06:21 AM
Lately I find it so annoying when a guy in a show says "Dirtytalk to me bb."
Those guys drive me crazy! Those guy and the "Are you a dirty girl, bb? How dirty are you?" guys.
Well, it depends......what is dirty to one guy can be down right offensive and a turn-off to another. For some guys, dirty is as simple as me saying I like to have sex with more than one man and to others they want me to say that I am a 'cumdumpster' or some other stupid and degrading bullshit like that.
If you say the cumdumpster thing to the guy who just wants to hear you like to have sex with more than one man then they will be all offended and immediately leave private. These days if some guy takes me private and asks me if I am a dirty girl -- I have just completely given up on trying to guess correctly so I will say, "I could be, why don't you teach me."
PrincessLavender
10-22-2013, 07:00 AM
Those guys drive me crazy! Those guy and the "Are you a dirty girl, bb? How dirty are you?" guys.
Well, it depends......what is dirty to one guy can be down right offensive and a turn-off to another. For some guys, dirty is as simple as me saying I like to have sex with more than one man and to others they want me to say that I am a 'cumdumpster' or some other stupid and degrading bullshit like that.
If you say the cumdumpster thing to the guy who just wants to hear you like to have sex with more than one man then they will be all offended and immediately leave private. These days if some guy takes me private and asks me if I am a dirty girl -- I have just completely given up on trying to guess correctly so I will say, "I could be, why don't you teach me."
When someone asks me "Are a dirty girl?" "How dirty do you get?" or any such variation I reply with "What do you have in mind?" That usually gets them to say what they are looking for.
Snowy0Star
10-22-2013, 07:04 AM
When someone asks me "Are a dirty girl?" "How dirty do you get?" or any such variation I reply with "What do you have in mind?" That usually gets them to say what they are looking for.
or 9/10 they leave - witch means it easy for me to know if they wanted free dirty talk or wanted to make sure i can word out what they were looking for
justanothercamgirl
10-22-2013, 09:08 AM
Meanwhile in free chat....out of nowhere right after she logs on
goneinsane: block me you big tited bitch
*JAC kicks goneinsane*
*goneinsane has logged on*
goneinsane: i want to take you pvt
goneinsane: so i can see your face
goneinsane: seen your tits loads of times
*JAC kicks goneinsane again*
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Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot! You've got to be fucking kidding me!
So you want to take me private so you call me a bitch and ask me to block you?
Did the world go crazy while I was sleeping last night? o.O
Procrasturbator
10-22-2013, 11:14 AM
^ Oh my god.
I laughed until I cried when I read that.
I love you.
Seriously though, I feel like if we knew each other in real life we would get along just based on your posts, I feel like we think a lot alike.
Aww, same <3
CanadianRuby
10-22-2013, 12:01 PM
CuriousinSK: What kind of panties are you wearing?
Me: Haha, unfortunately I don't share answers like that for free
CuriousinSK: That's a good answer. =)
CuriousinSK: Ok, I'll let you get back to your tea!
CuriousinSK: Havea good afternoon! =)
Me: Why is that a good answer?
CuriousinSK: Because I was trying to get something for nothing?
CuriousinSK: And it's honest?
CuriousinSK: And straightforward?
Me: But, if you know it was a question models don't like being asked for free, then why did you ask it at all?
CuriousinSK: Because many models answer it. I've never had one that didn't answer it, actually.
Me: Well then they're stupid.
CuriousinSK: That may be.
CuriousinSK: Not my place to judge other peoples smarts.
Me: What do you get out of knowing the answer to that question?
CuriousinSK: A nice mental picture.
Me: A paid message can get you a myriad of photos, and I get 65 cents.
Me: That's a nice mental picture.
CuriousinSK: I don't need a lecture
Me: Then don't be a dick so that models won't have to respond to you in this way.
*Click* BAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
:finger: Could this fucking loser be ANYMORE blatantly entitled?
edit: After I posted this I tweeted this conversation and posted it on tumblr. This guy JUST deleted his MGF account, because I can't find it anymore....HAHAHA. Dude deleted his premium MGF account *why*?????? Embarrassed?
Snowy0Star
10-22-2013, 02:24 PM
i just got woken up by some fucktard trying to vid chat w/me over over again on yahoo from my CMD ad.
SavannahLynnn
10-22-2013, 06:23 PM
Weirdo: in exc can u spread yourself and talk to me in a redneck trailer trash fashion askin me to band your 17yr old pussy and to not get that cum stuff inside of ya?
u are the perfect fit
alredy a masterpiece.
the voice is beautiful
Me: haha no I can't do that.
Weirdo:u wont?
Me: can't and won't
Weirdo: bang your 18 yr old puss?
Me: That's better.. but No
Weirdo: just try. Itll be for exc of course. better to make some money than no money and waiting
Me: I can't do it with a straight face
Weirdo: cum awn baybee jus dun get dat cum stuff in muh hole
read that phonetically
well that kind of stuff in that voice
Me: [attempts to read in my best Lou Anne from king of the Hill voice.. fails..laughing] I can't I won't be able to stop lauging.. sorry.
Weirdo: well thank u for trying.
also, as a gentlemen, I would toss your salad everyday of my life if i could.I love you.