View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
AbsoluteMoron: Do you do JOI and humiliation?
Me: Indeed I do.
AbsoluteMoron: Ok I want that.
Me: Then click the private button.
AbsoluteMoron: But I don't wan't to pay.
Me:*silent ban*
My feelings about this moron in GIF form
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3572727/joffrey-slap-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/3572727/joffrey-slap.html)
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4700432/dracarys-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/4700432/dracarys.html)
Sunnylexie
10-22-2013, 10:11 PM
Idiot in PVT: get dildo and ride it in exstase
let me see your face when you do it
i want you to have pleasure
...which made it a real challenge to make and preserve that sexy face. That's how you make sure the lady's having pleasure, right ;D
Sunnylexie
10-22-2013, 11:08 PM
Entitledmofo: strap on with a guy
i would take it from you
Me: nice, I have one
Entitledmofo: i wanna see it
Me: Ok, tip me 1 gold please
to make sure you really want to buy a show, not just have a look at a toy
Entitledmofo: put it on over your pants and pose with it i will tip you more then one
Me: Ok but tip beforehand.
1 gold will be enough
Entitledmofo: i dont tip less i am happy with my service thats how that works babe
*BAN*
Hell yes, that's how it works given one's paid for the said service. Not your case.
nikki187
10-23-2013, 12:14 PM
inkedup: wow sorry ass bitch stay broke ....lol n word lover
I had said nothing to him. lol. I guess i am an n word lover because i listen to rap music lol. how fucking stupid i love everybody :)
Lady Mondegreen
10-23-2013, 02:43 PM
So today I was too lazy to actually, like, sit up straight, so I was camming from my futon on the floor, my entire body visible on cam (though covered by a robe), and cam fairly close to the ground.
Idiot: Stand bb
Me: ...uh, what?
Idiot: stand bb show body
Me: you realize that if I stand up only my shins and feet will be visible, right? And you can already see those?
Idiot: Plz
Idiot: Stand plz
Me: BANHAMMER
15 min later
AnotherIdiot: Hi, hru?
Me: I'm doing well, thanks! How are you?
AnotherIdiot: good. Could you stand plz?
Me: Er, why?
AnotherIdiot: Just want too see.
Me: ...Uh, sure, if you tip or take me private, but standing won't actually show you anything you can't already see, so...
AnotherIdiot has left the room
Later...
YetAnotherIdiot: Hi gorgeous could u stand please?
Me: ...
YetAnotherIdiot: Stand and then we go pvt.
Me: Yeah, heard that one before. *BANHAMMER*
BossyIdiot: Stand up.
Me: (keeps talking to someone else in room)
BossyIdiot: Stand so I can see what I'm buying.
Me: Oh, BossyIdiot, you want me to stand, huh? *stands up* OH YEAH BABY CHECK OUT THOSE SEXY KNEES! Ooooh! You like that, honey?
BossyIdiot has logged off
ActualCustomer: Lol *takes me exclusive*
And not too much longer later...
TheyJustKeepComing: Stand plz bb show body
BANHAMMER
Procrasturbator
10-23-2013, 03:00 PM
^ Lol I got that alllll the time when I laid on my side a lot. IDK what they expect to gain. I mean, to get off, obviously, but when they pull the "view the merchandise" crap IDK how their argument is even supposed to make sense... "Damnit, you caught me! I'd expertly tucked 300 pounds of me under/behind my body and by asking me to stand you foiled my evil plan to con you out of 1 whole minute in pvt before you realized you didn't like my body type!"
SexiCal
10-23-2013, 05:18 PM
Him: trigger a yeast infection and we go pvt ma promise
Me: Mmm. As long as you supply the Monistat bb.
JaneBurgess
10-23-2013, 05:45 PM
Idiot - You're to hot to be doing this
Me - I guess you think cam performers shouldn't be attractive
I hear this a lot and so have other cam performers. WTF?
Sunnylexie
10-23-2013, 08:27 PM
sad_beggar: how come you are dressed up to your neck, no skin showing?
Me: Because you aren't in pvt yet, probably ;-)
Custie: i guess i ll give u 5 Gold just for ass or tits and then go to bed
sad_beggar: show me a preview and ill join
Me: * aloud * Ok, fine with me! *Typing privately to sad_beggar * Mmm, here comes your preview!
sad_beggar: mmm bb
Custie has successfully sent you $5.00 of GOLD.
Me : *aloud*Thank you! What would you like to see? Will it be my ass or tits?
Custie: surprise me
sad_beggar: a preview of both, please
Me : *select sad_beggar on the viewer list*
*aloud* Brace yourself , here they come!
*BAN!*
*show tits*
*MWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!111*
AmethystLily
10-23-2013, 10:24 PM
I think I'm going to just start banning basics for demanding freebies.
Marajha
10-23-2013, 10:29 PM
"hi fat girl, can you give me blue balls? Tell me what blue balls is then we go pvt"
....
*Silent ban*
I just. I don't even know.
Snowy0Star
10-23-2013, 10:38 PM
"hi fat girl, can you give me blue balls? Tell me what blue balls is then we go pvt"
....
*Silent ban*
I just. I don't even know.
some kind of denial to cum fetish im thinking
RaeRae
10-23-2013, 11:08 PM
"(T) ExtraSpecificFetishist: Can you cough with your mouth closed, cheeks puffed, and make a boohooboohoo coughing sound, or not by the way?"
I told him I'd try my best in private. Didn't take me up on my offer though.
Edit:
"(T) erwhat: hi sexy will u drive ur car over my cock"
Uhhh, Not answering that.
Renton
10-24-2013, 04:15 AM
cheap idiot who can't read: did the idiots really expect me to pay
yes dear, you're on a pay site, now who's the idiot here?
Vlodina
10-24-2013, 05:52 AM
We eventually got somewhere but what's with these guys who have no fucking clue what they want?! Grrr. His text:
hey
great
thanks
ofcourse
domination
hardcore
you choose
no
pussy play
pussy domination
yes\\
yes
yes babe
deeper
VictoriaChaos
10-24-2013, 06:00 AM
So I just signed onto yahoo and had a conversation with someone who wants me to believe they're a chick.
"hey.. how are u today!? i hope im not bothering.. im just a bored girl looking for a little fun.. hehe :) want to talk?"
"Alrighty. Well I'm home alone right now, laying in bed half naked.. hehe.. im feeling naughty :p what are u up to?"
"ok..well have you heard of webcam crush? im having fun there now on my cam.. I can send you my link if u want to have some webcam fun with me..?"
"it's free and I feel free to naked there because it guarantees I won't get taken a screen shot of or recorded."
Really? I mean really?
chloemay
10-24-2013, 07:07 AM
From a 'customer' who has spent exactly 0 on me:
"mmm, i love bad wives!
do tell, what are you wearing on cam today? if you are wearing or could put on a short skirt / dress with stockings, garter and sexy high heels so you can tease and seduce with your sexy legs, let me know so we can have a lot of fun!
let's play! ;D"
Sure, I'll get right on that...Actually, I emailed back this,
"Call my cam line, and I will be happy to put those items on for you, right on cam! We will have a blast. If you prefer that I have them on already, a $20 Tribute will make it happen. Talk to you soon!"
Renton
10-24-2013, 09:31 AM
so this same guy has been coming into my room quite frequently, never tips, never takes me private and always asks me about my nails. I don't answer of course and he never pays. So this happened:
nailfetishguy: hey sexy have those nails gotten any longer :-)
me: oh I don't know, have you gotten any less cheap?
nailfetishguy: not much
me: thought so yeah*kicks*
nailfetishguy has logged off
lol seriously dude ::)
Graceface
10-24-2013, 07:13 PM
Idiotic fella: ha ha you thought you would be rid of me that easy miss thang? all I had to do is open another account and
I've had this happen with a few guys, I've kicked (because SM has permaban - thank god).
Him: Remember me? (horr horr horr)
Me: Have you ever given me money?
Him: No
Me: Then no. BAN.
Whenever one of them comes back, all I can think of is the shrieking toddler in the market - demanding to have his way. YOU WILL PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEE/OHGODWHY!!!!!!!!! (sob/fap)
Sunnylexie
10-24-2013, 09:27 PM
Idiotic fella: remember me? you banned me because i wouldn't tip or do a show.
Me: That happens to a lot of guys in my room on here, can you be a bit more specific?
Idiotic fella: i only wanted you to show me your tits and suck your toy a little for me.
Me: Um yes as a matter of fact I do remember you.
Idiotic fella: ha ha you thought you would be rid of me that easy miss thang? all I had to do is open another account
Love how they think changing their handle but not their ways gets them somewhere different. It is easy, but banning them again is much easier ;).
AmethystLily
10-24-2013, 10:00 PM
Received a 15 token tip from someentitledjerk!
Someentitledjerk tip notes: I liked you. would have give you more if you were nicer to me (Tip not posted in room)
I don't know if they were referring to my refusal to give it away for free, or the fact that I needed to take a break and eat and feed my cats and myself and took longer than five minutes. Oh wait! Maybe it's because I only accept PMs from friends, and I wouldn't add them for free. I might have if they hadn't added that note to their tip.
But so far, tightening the rules has worked in my favour.
KatyBoleyn
10-24-2013, 10:26 PM
On Skype, a guy that said a few days ago that I was "too expensive" pops back on tonight for some random fun.
[12:08:41 AM] Dumbshit: Do you ever watch on here?
[12:09:32 AM] Katy Boleyn: What exactly would you like watched?
[12:09:51 AM] Dumbshit: Just me. You know. Normal stuff
[12:10:13 AM] Katy Boleyn: Yes, cam 2 cam is included in the show, and I like watching most things
[12:10:54 AM] Dumbshit: Do you ever watch not in a show?
[12:11:18 AM] Katy Boleyn: I'd be happy to talk about anything you're curious about in a show
[12:11:27 AM] Dumbshit: What do u mean?
[12:11:58 AM] Katy Boleyn: If you want to talk about anything, we can do it in a show
[12:14:00 AM] Dumbshit: Oh ok.
[12:14:04 AM] Dumbshit: I didn't know. Sorry
[12:14:46 AM] Dumbshit: So you wouldn't want to watch for free?
[12:17:11 AM] Katy Boleyn: I'm more than ok, thank you very much.
[12:17:21 AM] Dumbshit: Well there's no need to be rude.
[12:17:52 AM] Katy Boleyn: You just asked me to watch you jerk off for free...do you ask all your friends for this kind of favor?
[12:18:22 AM] Katy Boleyn: I dont get out of the house much, but I don't remember this being a social trend
[12:18:28 AM] Dumbshit: I offered. You said that you enjoy watching. I was simply making a kind offer.
[12:18:33 AM] Dumbshit: The proper response
[12:19:51 AM] Dumbshit: haha it is no wonder you are an internet whore for a a living. You are rude, inconsiderate, and common. I hope you realize that your life will never even scratch the surface of the lowliest, most laughable of my achievements.
[12:20:20 AM] Dumbshit: I bid you adieu
*double facepalm* I missed the opportunity to see his penile greatness. I shall never love again.
CanadianRuby
10-25-2013, 04:07 AM
"you seem to have the type of body that makes my tongue hard".
WHAT???? ^
PrincessLavender
10-25-2013, 04:52 AM
This idiot keeps coming into my room day after day asking me to do a gold show even though I tell him over and over that I don't do gold shows. Well, he came in last night and finally got it.
Idiot: I only pay for gold shows and I know you don't do them. Sorry.
Me: It's OK, let me help you to never stumble into my room again.*Ban*
And this one is more funny than annoying.In a pvt show:"You need a ginger in that asshole?"Lmao. Why yes, I was just telling my friends the other day how I really needed a ginger in my ass.
VictoriaChaos
10-25-2013, 05:33 AM
^ You know that's a thing right?
Ginger in the butt.
My boyfriend would like to do it to me.
It's mainly for masochists.
Vlodina
10-25-2013, 05:50 AM
It's "figging". :D
PrincessLavender
10-25-2013, 06:50 AM
Huh? Like actual ginger? Wow, didn't know that. I just thought he was redhead. Lol.
VictoriaChaos
10-25-2013, 07:11 AM
Huh? Like actual ginger? Wow, didn't know that. I just thought he was redhead. Lol.
Yes like the actual plant ginger.
Like I said, it's for people who like pain.
CurvyWinona
10-25-2013, 08:20 AM
This idiot keeps coming into my room day after day asking me to do a gold show even though I tell him over and over that I don't do gold shows. Well, he came in last night and finally got it.
Idiot: I only pay for gold shows and I know you don't do them. Sorry.
Me: It's OK, let me help you to never stumble into my room again.*Ban*
And this one is more funny than annoying.In a pvt show:"You need a ginger in that asshole?"Lmao. Why yes, I was just telling my friends the other day how I really needed a ginger in my ass.
If I were you, I would say yes to gold show and start the countdown for $50 2 min goldshow with $50 buy in. :D
Sunnylexie
10-25-2013, 09:42 AM
[12:14:46 AM] Dumbshit: So you wouldn't want to watch for free?
[12:17:11 AM] Katy Boleyn: I'm more than ok, thank you very much.
[12:17:21 AM] Dumbshit: Well there's no need to be rude.
Didn't you know that once a lady is offered a cock, refusing it is equivalent to an insult? You need to brush up on your etiquette, girl.
CourtneyRaine
10-25-2013, 01:11 PM
315jes: free flash friday!!!
Me: (raising middle finger) You can go fuck yourself.
315jes: no wonder no one take u pvt or give u tips u stuck up bitch with ur ink all fucked up
315jes has been blocked
Because giving it away for free is totally going to make you spend money on me, right? Bro, do you even logic?
justanothercamgirl
10-25-2013, 01:25 PM
[12:19:51 AM] Dumbshit: haha it is no wonder you are an internet whore for a a living. You are rude, inconsiderate, and common. I hope you realize that your life will never even scratch the surface of the lowliest, most laughable of my achievements.
Let me get this straight, he didn't have enough of an IQ to figure out that a 'whore' would want money to watch someone jerk off?
With that lack of smarts I highly doubt that he could achieve anything other then the lowliest and laughable of achievements.
AlexisCam
10-25-2013, 01:31 PM
"I hope you don't mind but I don't have any money for a private and I'm horny so I'm just going to jack off to you here"
::BAN::
CanadianRuby
10-25-2013, 01:35 PM
Had to repost because I suck at posting gifs apparently.
When guys tell me they don't normally like skinny girls....... apparently it goes over their head my username starts with "Skinny".
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I'm glad i'm an exception for your penis today, Sir!
Procrasturbator
10-25-2013, 05:04 PM
^ Cannot stand that shit!
What is going on in their heads that makes them think that's an appropriate thing to say? "Hey, normally I think this quality that defines you is unattractive, but I find you attractive! Be flattered!" Uh, no. You're expressing your surprise that you don't think I'm hideous. Fuck you very much.
CanadianRuby
10-25-2013, 05:16 PM
^ Cannot stand that shit!
What is going on in their heads that makes them think that's an appropriate thing to say? "Hey, normally I think this quality that defines you is unattractive, but I find you attractive! Be flattered!" Uh, no. You're expressing your surprise that you don't think I'm hideous. Fuck you very much.
Haha! Yes this is exactly my point!
"Normally I dont find skinny girls attractive, but you are hot".
O.o Thanks....I guess?
Its like some weird backhanded compliment haha.
KatyBoleyn
10-25-2013, 06:24 PM
Let me get this straight, he didn't have enough of an IQ to figure out that a 'whore' would want money to watch someone jerk off?
With that lack of smarts I highly doubt that he could achieve anything other then the lowliest and laughable of achievements.
This wasn't our first conversation, and going through the record he was given the line of "we can talk about, do ____ in a show" probably about 10-12 times. You can see in that one it was said maybe 4 or 5 times and the entire time the guy keeps up this extremely dense short bus idiot routine. When he finally got a "no" to his extremely generous offer, he suddenly whips out the $5 words and the narcissism train from hell.
The best part of this whole thing...this was my hubby playing as my answering service, which he usually does at night. I didn't even know about it until the whole incident was over and done. I think more girls should use such a service :)
SweetJulia
10-25-2013, 08:21 PM
"hi fat girl, can you give me blue balls? Tell me what blue balls is then we go pvt"
....
*Silent ban*
I just. I don't even know.
Climb into your computer, come out of his, and kick him in the nuts repeatedly until they're the desired shade of blue :)
Marajha
10-25-2013, 08:28 PM
Hahaha. If only! Though there are CBT enthusiasts out there that would be delighted by the idea.. :P
Climb into your computer, come out of his, and kick him in the nuts repeatedly until they're the desired shade of blue :)
CanadianRuby
10-25-2013, 11:11 PM
Being called dear by men that are 45+ years old.......
I know i'm as young as your daughter, but, I'm not your kid and you're not my dad...so stop calling me dear :beat: It's freaking me out.
justanothercamgirl
10-26-2013, 08:09 AM
This wasn't our first conversation, and going through the record he was given the line of "we can talk about, do ____ in a show" probably about 10-12 times. You can see in that one it was said maybe 4 or 5 times and the entire time the guy keeps up this extremely dense short bus idiot routine. When he finally got a "no" to his extremely generous offer, he suddenly whips out the $5 words and the narcissism train from hell.
The best part of this whole thing...this was my hubby playing as my answering service, which he usually does at night. I didn't even know about it until the whole incident was over and done. I think more girls should use such a service :)
I am STILL in laughing fits about the "I bid you adieu" part.
Adieu?
Seriously!?!
Oh god, I can't stop laughing. My ribs freaking hurt.
Adieu
*JAC wipes a tear from her eye*
That was so fucking good. Thank you so much for sharing it!
caramelDip
10-26-2013, 08:31 AM
*Took a pic of myself, made it my profile pic, and immediately began broadcasting*
_dumbass: can u turn around?
_Me: you can clearly see my entire backside/ass in my avi
_dumbass: but a lot of girls use fake.pics, I wanna know if its really you.
_Me: ??I JUST TOOK THAT PIC 5 MIN AGO. IM WEARING THE EXACT SAME THING, SITTING IN THE SAME CHAIR IN THE SAME ROOM...!!!!! & SAME FACE
_dumbass *silence*
_Me: *bans*
CanadianRuby
10-26-2013, 10:46 AM
Someone sent me a photo of like...a little penis...Im assuming it is their penis....it's like...maybe 4 inches. They didn't send it as a private photo on MGF though. They attached it into the private message so the baby dick photo would appear on my dashboard of my profile.
I responded with:
"I am not sure what you want me to say to this. Did you read the bottom of my profile? Where it says NO dick pictures? Are you going to say hello and tell me your name, or just show me your baby dick? "
His response to my message:
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....I just told him I don't see the point in doing that type of crap...and that's like going to someones work at MC donalds and slapping his dick on the counter and making everyone look at it. How are we supposed to respond to that?!?!?!?! :banghead:
AmethystLily
10-26-2013, 07:34 PM
I had someone in my chat tonight who seemed cool--even said he was a tattoo artist, and I was thinking I would totally exchange certain favours for another tat. (Don't judge.) But then he started claiming that he couldn't hear me, and demanding that I PM him, even though I turned up my sound. I let it go for awhile. But... I do that thing where if I'm tipped, I remove my top for a set amount of time, then put it back on if nobody else tips. And when he said "Why would we tip? We can't see your pussy." *ban*
SavannahLynnn
10-26-2013, 08:46 PM
inkedup: wow sorry ass bitch stay broke ....lol n word lover
I had said nothing to him. lol. I guess i am an n word lover because i listen to rap music lol. how fucking stupid i love everybody :)
If that was on sm, that same guy took me to like a 2 second pvt because he wanted to see everything immediately and I don't play that.. He's probably broke lol.
Sunnylexie
10-26-2013, 08:58 PM
^^I banned him for WOW THATS THE UGLIEST RUSSIAN ON THE SITE. Someone should get a life.
Snowy0Star
10-26-2013, 11:47 PM
[2:25:31 AM] Freeloader: Hi Snowy Star, I'd like to add you as a contact.
[2:26:39 AM] Snowy Star: hi there how did u find me online
[2:26:52 AM] Freeloader: google\
[2:27:50 AM] Snowy Star: well im a professtional online porn star r u looing for a personaly directed sex show with me
[2:28:09 AM] Freeloader: yes
[2:28:09 AM] Freeloader: ]
[2:28:24 AM] Freeloader: what turns you on
[2:28:47 AM] Snowy Star: anything that turns u honey im open minded
[2:29:01 AM] Snowy Star: how long of a show r u looking for
[2:29:11 AM] Freeloader: how much for 1 hr
[2:29:56 AM] Snowy Star: 120$ USD
[2:30:29 AM] Freeloader: do you have a guy you can sex before we start
[2:30:30 AM] Freeloader: '/
[2:30:56 AM] Freeloader: and how would you like it if i had a guy drop aorund and you gave the orders for maybe to me to give him a blow job as you watch
[2:31:22 AM] Snowy Star: thats fine
[2:31:31 AM] Freeloader: woudl that turn you on
[2:31:33 AM] Freeloader: im not gay
[2:31:40 AMFreeloader: but i like letting a girl take conmtrol
[2:31:54 AM] Freeloader: and be a controlling bitch ?:fD
[2:32:32 AM] Snowy Star: thats fine why dont u pick a guy and let me know when ur ready ok
[2:32:47 AM]Freeloader: why donnt you help me lol
[2:32:52 AM]Freeloader: we can go to man hunt
[2:33:06 AM] Freeloader: and you can be the gift giver lol
[2:33:21 AMFreeloader: ask a guy if he wants a blow job
[2:33:21 AM]Freeloader: lol
[2:33:32 AM] Freeloader: and you tell him you have a cocksucker boy
[2:33:38 AM] Freeloader: a t your comand
[2:33:49 AM] Snowy Star: because my time is money are u going to pay for the time we spend looking '
[2:34:43 AM] Freeloader lol um lol wasnt intending to but i thought i t could be a bouns for you being able to give the orders and tell me this is the guy i have to go down on
[2:34:45 AM]Freeloader: lol
[2:34:53 AM] Freeloader: but ill find one have no fear
[2:34:53 AM] Freeloader: \
[2:35:20 AM] Freeloader: do you have a guy close by you can fuck
[2:35:20 AM] Freeloader: ?
[2:35:30 AM] Snowy Star: allright ill be here when ur ready good luck
[2:35:39 AM] Snowy Star: no i dont
[2:35:43 AM] Freeloader: damn
i got nothing back from him after that
nikki187
10-27-2013, 07:18 AM
If that was on sm, that same guy took me to like a 2 second pvt because he wanted to see everything immediately and I don't play that.. He's probably broke lol.
Yeah he was on sm. He came into my room all the time without saying anything lol. I guess that day he decided to insult me.
Graceface
10-27-2013, 12:20 PM
Someone sent me a photo of like...a little penis...Im assuming it is their penis....it's like...maybe 4 inches. They didn't send it as a private photo on MGF though. They attached it into the private message so the baby dick photo would appear on my dashboard of my profile.
Ruby, he wants free SPH.
redroberts
10-27-2013, 01:52 PM
i'm sure all of you ladies have experienced these poor guys who cannot read it is actually sad. everytime I have gold show atleast one person is still confussed about what the show includes. today i was trying to sale my oct. photo sets so i did it in a gold show 12gold for 2 min i was just going to thank them and flash them that's about it and remind them to send me a message for the pics. Guys kept coming in my room 12gold for 2min for u crazy!? is this a mistake? why you so expensive bb?
OMG! Guys please learn how to read.