View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Procrasturbator
11-02-2013, 05:51 PM
Ugh. I have this one guy who, IDK, just hangs out on the site all damn day? He's taken me pvt a couple times so he's not a total non-spender but he's in my free chat almost every time I log on and he's almost never ready to go pvt. He always needs to go to the gym first, or get something to eat, or run an errand, or whatever. He has the money so why is he there if not to get a show? Does he just keep it running all day like a TV? IDFGI and it's getting really annoying.
CurvyWinona
11-03-2013, 12:08 AM
^ I ban guys who do the same thing. I don't need them if I never make more than $5 from them. $5 isn't worth to be annoyed like that.
CanadianRuby
11-03-2013, 01:36 AM
I just got called a "cute kid" by a male that left me feedback on my page.
Im 23. And not a kid. And not cute. I made my new slave sit on a hitachi, while giving a bj to a dildo with one hand, and using his whip with the other hand 75 times.
O_O I don't know any "cute kids" that can do that. Haha.
CourtneyRaine
11-03-2013, 06:30 AM
What's worse than a guy asking you to lower your private rate just for him? A guy who asks you to SWITCH FUCKING SITES just for him. Really, bro? Because my entire life revolves around your convenience?
While in free chat on naked, this guy who's been lurking for the past few months without ever even saying hello, much less tipping, comes up with this:
Entitled: hey are you ever on your chat ur bate?
Me: no
Entitled: oh lol why?
Me: because naked.com is the only site where I do free chat
Me: if you want to do a show with me you are here and i am here- do it
Entitled: I have more tokens on chat
Me: not my problem
Entitled: ouch sorry
Mutha effer, you should be sorry. I don't give a damn about what is in your accounts. I care about the money I make. I'm not leaving my main site to go where I haven't cammed in months just so I can collect a few measly bucks from you- which I won't even actually see since I clearly won't make the payout minimum from you. If you are asking me to switch sites to accommodate you that just means you don't have enough money to afford me, so why are you even here?
justanothercamgirl
11-03-2013, 06:33 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
I am having problems with medication right now so I am unable to do privates because I lack both the cognitive ability and the physical energy. That being said, I would be willing to come up with both if I could figure out a way to strange this reg of mine through the fucking computer right now!
*itisallaboutme has pledged $1.00 toward your GOLD Show*
itisallaboutme: come on love lets exc
i want u to take care of me
just wanna see everything
JAC: ....
itisallaboutme: face tits ass pussy
JAC: ....
*itisallaboutme has logged off*
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Take care of yourself you fucking entitled asshole, I am fucking under medicated right now and fucking taking care of me. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
justanothercamgirl
11-03-2013, 07:14 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
chepbastardblackmail: i read you aree trimmed? lets see what u got down there babe
JAC : Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
chepbastardblackmail: what?
JAC: ...
chepbastardblackmail: well one dollar wasted. will be in the comment section for people to see
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Dear cheap bastard who is trying to blackmail me,
You do realize that they don't let guys leave comments for gold shows because cheap assholes like you who don't know how to fucking read try doing douchebag things like this, right?
I am sure you will try to leave me a 'bad tag' when you figure that out so I will just make sure to check after my shift.
P.S. Learn how to fucking read, asshole!
No love,
JAC
MissQuirk
11-03-2013, 05:45 PM
dude: twerk for me bb
me: nope, i think if I tried to twerk i'd fall over and bust my head open and that is not the show i'm trying to give right now
dude: lol ur the worst latina ever.
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o___o
considering i am white as snow, yes, yes i would be inclined to agree there.
oh and then this, the other day, and while i understand it might be a legit fetish, the fact that after i said i wasn't interested, he continued, makes it stupid/annoying:
*guy signs in*
hail satan bb
it turns me on
say hail Satan
pls
*everyone sane leaves my room, and i decline, stating that he should find a different girl*
its just a fetish bb
noo
worship Satan as we cum
u like anal?
ohh nice
u need a horse dildo bb
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and then, there's the classic:
"lol ur dum u kno wat bbw means?"
or some variation of that, telling me i'm not big enough for the category.
>:C i would say i am quite big, beautiful, and womanly, so bite me. sorry that my skinny face and use of good angles deceived you.
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also, some effhole decided to come tell me about how i should get on phentermine to speed up my weight loss, excuse me, i know more about nutrition than you, i've lost 110 pounds, go away. when i thanked him for his opinion and changed the subject he suggested slim fast. I think he was legit trying to be helpful, he kept tipping and was super sweet, but just...annoying
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OH, AND THEN a couple days ago, some guy asked my bra size, and i told him, and he was like "nah ur a C at best" and um, I sort of went off about how confused our society is about a good fitting bra, and how most girls wearing D bras should be in like an F-ish. there was another model in my room and she backed me up, lol. he was like "wow ok u schooled me" and left >:C
I would've just kicked him but it was my 21st bday and I was drunk and I NEEDED to be right
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Sorry for the novel.
I just....*facepalm*
Sunnylexie
11-03-2013, 10:03 PM
Idiot: can u describe your nipples pplease
Me: no
Words arent enough to describe their beauty
Idiot: ok *leaves*
1) That was cheeky.
2) FFS, my nipples are what you see on my avvie. Are you blind?
scarlettbelle
11-04-2013, 03:36 PM
Just got this gem today:
White Cheese body
plsssss
freee shhow
How could I resist giving him a free show when he opened with such a charming greeting?
audritwo
11-04-2013, 03:53 PM
I had the Satan guy this morning.
Satandude: Hail Satan!
Me: Grando in omni Satanae nomen gloriae!
Satandude: What?
Me: Some Satan worshiper you are.
MellyMay
11-04-2013, 04:06 PM
dude: "ANAL BEADS BB"
me: where do you see many mention of anal on my profile other than that I DON'T DO IT?
dude: "well, you didn't write it in the area of things you don't do"
me: "I assumed by deductive reasoning that saying NO ANAL would mean it is something i don't do, genius. Considering there are tags SPECIFICALLY for ladies who do anal, you're a fucking idiot."
dude: "bitch"
CourtneyRaine
11-04-2013, 04:10 PM
Dude: LETS CUT THE BS SHOW ME YOUR TITS AND CUNT AND IF I LIKE IT I WILL CONSIDER TALKING TO YOU
Me: (speechless)
Dude: LOL ILY
Dude: SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY NOW
audritwo
11-04-2013, 04:17 PM
Dude: LETS CUT THE BS SHOW ME YOUR TITS AND CUNT AND IF I LIKE IT I WILL CONSIDER TALKING TO YOU
Me: (speechless)
Dude: LOL ILY
Dude: SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY NOW
What a real gentleman.
CourtneyRaine
11-04-2013, 04:21 PM
What a real gentleman.
Lol, right? He was demanding and crude, but when he typed out "ILY" to me? Man, got me right in the feels. *eyeroll*
MissQuirk
11-04-2013, 04:21 PM
Dude: LETS CUT THE BS SHOW ME YOUR TITS AND CUNT AND IF I LIKE IT I WILL CONSIDER TALKING TO YOU
Me: (speechless)
Dude: LOL ILY
Dude: SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY NOW
Throw this man a pool-noodle, he is probably *drowning* in the ladies.
SweetJulia
11-04-2013, 05:48 PM
MrCapsLock: I HAD INDIAN FOOD FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY! AND THE LAST! THAT BRA BETTER BE OFF WHEN I COME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM!
RockabillySwag
11-04-2013, 06:54 PM
Guy: I wanna take you private but youre expensive, could you give me a break?
Me: Sorry my price is set, maybe another girl who is cheaper can help you
Guy: bb youre so beautiful, show me your tits!
Me: thanx hun, ill show you for 5 Gold
Guy: damn your hustle is hard!
Me: This is my job hun, im not a thrift store.. if you cant pay you cant pla
Dude: LETS CUT THE BS SHOW ME YOUR TITS AND CUNT AND IF I LIKE IT I WILL CONSIDER TALKING TO YOU
Me: (speechless)
Dude: LOL ILY
Dude: SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY NOW
What an asshole.
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justanothercamgirl
11-04-2013, 08:44 PM
I had the Satan guy this morning.
Satandude: Hail Satan!
Me: Grando in omni Satanae nomen gloriae!
Satandude: What?
Me: Some Satan worshiper you are.
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Sunnylexie
11-05-2013, 05:33 PM
Dude: LETS CUT THE BS SHOW ME YOUR TITS AND CUNT AND IF I LIKE IT I WILL CONSIDER TALKING TO YOU
Me: (speechless)
Dude: LOL ILY
Dude: SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY NOW
A pretty common tactics: at first they are their natural bratty 3-year-old way, then, after it fails, they try their "nice words" as a last resort (because they are too precious to be spent on everyone, ya know). It's touching to see them progress - but come on, this could only be effective with someone with a memory span of a goldfish.
CanadianRuby
11-05-2013, 06:56 PM
I love redheads, not picky about boob size; I like all sizes, it just depends on the mood I'm in on what I want to look at today. Body Type? Just look like you eat and we'll be just fine. If you enjoy the outdoors, hike, or have experience in the US national park system we can have a wonderful chat I feel. TURN OFFS I'm not into any crazy fetishes like feet or humiliations. I really hate FAKE messages with the sole purpose of getting money out of me, I can understand a more personal hand typed message saying you have a deal going on because how else are you going to make some cash if you don't advertise a little, but a fake message just annoys me. Speaking of trying to advertise, if I don't message you about content, try to sell your "product" to me. Why should I give you money and not that girl in the next profile? if you give me a good sales pitch, I might just pay a bit more, but you really gotta sell it to me.
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This is a tiny sample of a pretensious douchefuck on mgf. Talk about ENTITLED. All I read here ^ is "I am an asshole. Give me free samples for your content that I wont actually buy. Prove to me you are worth my money."
Also, when guys insult other guys' fetishes....smh. WHY. If you dont like feet, just stfu and dont look at them then.
Oh, and his mgf status was something about how no girls on mgf "catch his eye".
audritwo
11-05-2013, 08:20 PM
I really hate FAKE messages with the sole purpose of getting money out of me
Ugggghhhhh yeah, that is the ONLY reason girls message you. Come on meow!
Sunnylexie
11-05-2013, 08:30 PM
In PVT:
Dude: squirt
Me: Sorry, I'm not a squirter, but will cum for you if you wish)
Dude: yes cum
Dude: show hairy pits
both
Me:*confused*: Ugh, gon't think I can be showing them and masturbating at the same time?
Dude: *leaves*
Why the disappointment, was he expecting me to be hiding an extra arm somewhere?
Snowy0Star
11-06-2013, 12:43 AM
In PVT:
Dude: squirt
Me: Sorry, I'm not a squirter, but will cum for you if you wish)
Dude: yes cum
Dude: show hairy pits
both
Me:*confused*: Ugh, gon't think I can be showing them and masturbating at the same time?
Dude: *leaves*
Why the disappointment, was he expecting me to be hiding an extra arm somewhere?
yes he was because ya know were camgirls were not humans we all some kind of sex aliens and were supposed to grow extra limbs so we do things like what ur customer wanted u to do , double penetration while giving a blow job with a dildo, be able to stretch our ass and pussy (cervix) to any size deemed necessary to the man with $$ because his wants and needs are the only thing that matters not the limited of 'standard bodies'
MissQuirk
11-06-2013, 01:07 AM
"want sum fuk?"
UM, DUH.
CourtneyRaine
11-06-2013, 02:09 PM
... or have experience in the US national park system...
Lol wut? Because my ability to successfully help you masturbate to orgasm is dependent upon my exposure to government funded conservation areas? Is that right?
I swear, I can't.
Celeste1
11-06-2013, 05:33 PM
Dickheads that think they are attractive just because they are young. Oh baby I'm 20 years old I'm not an old fart, I will do you good. Who gives a shit? You could be 80 and your money looks the same to me. What you think I enjoy being pre ejaculated on cause you just discovered how that tiny little thing in your crotch works?
luscious sadie
11-07-2013, 12:59 AM
"hey broke hoe are your parents proud of you?"
this guy actually sat in my room and went back and forth with me for a bit. Like. It's actually not insulting at some point and just kinda weird for them at a certain point. He sat there for a long time and I got taken private and he waited for 15 minutes until the private was over. I mean. I get that you want to insult me but to sit and stare at a blank screen for 15 minutes to wait to insult me again? "said why you so obsessed with me?"
Busygirl
11-07-2013, 01:00 AM
"Phonesex in private?
No.
BITCH."
Guess what day it is tomorrow? A YES day. I'll yessem to death and take this assholes money before they will realize what happened to them. I 'll make sure to earn my title.
Busygirl
11-07-2013, 01:01 AM
"Phonesex in private?
No.
BITCH."
Guess what day it is tomorrow? A YES day. I'll yessem to death and take this assholes money before they will realize what happened to them. I 'll make sure to earn my title.
Sunnylexie
11-07-2013, 01:55 AM
Freechat on Streamate:
Idiot: stand up
Me: Tip me 1 gold, please
Idiot: I'll report that tip me shit
Report for asking to tip for a request? Where'd he even pick up that shtick:footinmou
VictoriaChaos
11-07-2013, 10:49 AM
Oh my god.
Not on cam but I just got this on twitter and couldn't not help but roll my eyes so hard, I'm surprised they didn't fall out of my head.
DickPicLover: can I get a follow back please? Love your pics and nice dog, I love dogs too
Me: Thank you but I don't follow eggs or people that just tweet nonsense.
Also don't follow people with dick pictures.
DickPicLover: so it's ok for you to b naked but not me? I'm also kinda new to this and don't know how to chance the egg pic
Me: You don't have to look at my naked pictures and my body is way more attractive then your dick. #Blocked
All his twitter was is retweets of naked chicks, asking other cam girls to follow him and just bothering woman, telling them he's single and Irish.
AlexisCam
11-07-2013, 01:52 PM
me: Hey hun, what are you in the mood for today?
him: I want to watch you make yourself cum
I strip down and literally 10 seconds after i start touching my pussy
him: put your face close to the cam, I'm cumming!
10 more seconds and hes gone.....
Seriously?
IsobelWren
11-07-2013, 06:57 PM
Him: trigger a yeast infection and we go pvt ma promise
Me: Mmm. As long as you supply the Monistat bb.
LOL! I just pictured you inwardly rolling your eyes, then screwing up your face in concentration like you were trying to let out a fart, grunting and going, "Ok baby. I 'triggered' it. Let's go pvt."
Bet you he actually would have gone for it.
LoraDoll
11-07-2013, 09:58 PM
- blabla show blabla show.... u re boring
- u know what is boring? For example: most of the freechat user's IQ, dont reach the number of their fingers. If u ask me...
... silence than pvt ...
j**(Member): what someone so beautiful like u doing here bb
A** : xDDDD (actually i study nuclear physics here, and work on my world domination plans.)
luscious sadie
11-07-2013, 11:10 PM
"you have a big penis"
while I was spread eagle naked. I'm assuming that he meant my dildo...
Sunnylexie
11-08-2013, 12:27 AM
Got a 2-star rate for not having cum following the guy's clueless directions. The funniest part of it was that I had told him what makes me cum for real in no time, but he preferred to spend 10 minutes waiting for his useless shit to grow on me. Wish all boring things worked that way::)
Sunnylexie
11-08-2013, 05:13 AM
An on-cam example of an universally occuring annoying shit.
Douche: You are beautiful
You should be a model
Me: Well, thank you - but what do you think I am?;)
Douche: Don't laugh
Trust me
I'm not some fat dude saying this
Me: Pardon, but what does your size have to do with my trust?
Douche: I mean I'm not ugly
I'm a really handsome guy so I can judge
^^This is how some people beileve that being conventionally beautiful automatically makes their opinions on sex, relationships, modelling, show-biz and everything connected with body and beauty more valuable than those of the people they consider "plain" ot "ugly".
Glamourmilf
11-08-2013, 06:45 AM
"Your prices are ridiculous!"- ***Block!!:neener::neener: I was thinking, "You know what's really ridiculous? G
Working my tail off for 35%!"
justanothercamgirl
11-08-2013, 08:26 AM
Meanwhile in the private show
asshole: slap your tits :-)
fuck yea
do that
yea harder
claw those tits
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I told him when he asked me to do it harder that I don't bruise myself for obvious reasons. After he asked me to 'claw those tits', I replied that it says right on my profile I won't do that and disconnected the show. I had to change my profile after the last asshat made me beat my breasts so hard for 30 minutes straight that it took two weeks for them to heal (and I couldn't work during that time!)
What the fuck is it with guys wanting me to beat the shit out of my tits and make myself bleed? I am sorry, just because you are paying me doesn't mean you now have carte blanche to physically decimate my body. You are just fucking renting the place per minute douchebag. You do not fucking own and can do whatever fucking renovations to it that you choose.
It pissed me off so much that I just logged off afterward. Fucking abusive pieces of shit like that always end up completely ruining my day even though I know I shouldn't let them get to me. :(
Ninija
11-08-2013, 12:11 PM
This goes on for about 20 minutes until a private saves me.
C : hi sexy bbbb
Me : hi
C : are you horney? sexy bbbb
Me : of course i am
C : im horney for you bbbb
- talk about anal with another customer -
C : big cook in ass? bbbb
C : like big cook? bbbb
Me : only in my pussy
C : big cook in side pussy? bbbb <- Here I don't know if "side pussy" is just a mistake or means my ass. So i stop talkin to him. I also get distracted by real customers.
C : big cook in pussy? bbbb
C : come on bbb cook in your pussy/
C : lets fuck to we bouth cum? bbbb
C : eat your pussy/ out to it cums? bbbb <- does he want me to eat my own pussy?
C : my cook for your pussy? bbbb
And what's up with the constant "bbbb"...
audritwo
11-08-2013, 01:01 PM
I woke up to this in my inbox:
am 64 now ...way back last century in '73 had bad motorcycle accident
leg smashed & broken, arm broken, cracked pelvis and bleeding from the dick
anyway put me on morphine for about 4 days after 1 operation
was in traction in bed for 11 weeks
sooo did not shit for nearly a month
the morphine and not being able to move or roll over caused and exaggerated the constipation
shit went real hard like nuggets or stones. laxatives and suppositories did not help
The surgical dressers used as a training exercise too explore this phenomena ( not much consent asked for; but knew I needed it done !! ;) )
The senior guy took like about 30 minutes to get his fist to above the wrist up my back chute and clean it out. Surprised at how much fist I did take.
Then he got each six of his assistants to have a go
He instructed them to try and notice the difference between the prostate and the shit nuggets because he said that people had in the past confused the two in
badly constipated people and it was possible to rip the prostate out if you mistake it for a piece of hard baked shit.
The point being to take some care instead of just grabbing anything in reach and yanking away too remove the poo !!
Needless to say have made a full recovery long time ago & put down the experience too possibility of being able to enjoy anal; which I have done on numerous occasions since.
justanothercamgirl
11-08-2013, 06:15 PM
I woke up to this in my inbox:
am 64 now ...way back last century in '73 had bad motorcycle accident
leg smashed & broken, arm broken, cracked pelvis and bleeding from the dick
anyway put me on morphine for about 4 days after 1 operation
was in traction in bed for 11 weeks
sooo did not shit for nearly a month
the morphine and not being able to move or roll over caused and exaggerated the constipation
shit went real hard like nuggets or stones. laxatives and suppositories did not help
The surgical dressers used as a training exercise too explore this phenomena ( not much consent asked for; but knew I needed it done !! ;) )
The senior guy took like about 30 minutes to get his fist to above the wrist up my back chute and clean it out. Surprised at how much fist I did take.
Then he got each six of his assistants to have a go
He instructed them to try and notice the difference between the prostate and the shit nuggets because he said that people had in the past confused the two in
badly constipated people and it was possible to rip the prostate out if you mistake it for a piece of hard baked shit.
The point being to take some care instead of just grabbing anything in reach and yanking away too remove the poo !!
Needless to say have made a full recovery long time ago & put down the experience too possibility of being able to enjoy anal; which I have done on numerous occasions since.
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scarlettbelle
11-08-2013, 06:40 PM
Meanwhile in the private show
It pissed me off so much that I just logged off afterward. Fucking abusive pieces of shit like that always end up completely ruining my day even though I know I shouldn't let them get to me. :(
This keeps happening to me too. These abusive "doms" occasionally really get to me and it screws me up for the rest of the day. I so rarely GET doms that it hasn't been too much of an issue, but after one particularly rough show the other day I'm thinking about taking "sub" out of my profile completely.
caramelDip
11-08-2013, 08:02 PM
thats what i thought!
Sunnylexie
11-08-2013, 08:02 PM
This keeps happening to me too. These abusive "doms" occasionally really get to me and it screws me up for the rest of the day. I so rarely GET doms that it hasn't been too much of an issue, but after one particularly rough show the other day I'm thinking about taking "sub" out of my profile completely.
They aren't doms, they are sadists. The word "dom" supposes one is a responsible and trusworthy person able to negotiate, while responsibility is clearly a thing these guys lack.
CanadianRuby
11-08-2013, 09:27 PM
"So I would like to discuss a custom photo set ... you probably need someone to take pics for you but they dont need to appear in pics just you. You need a good camera ... not a webcam or cell phone cam.
So in photos a guy sneaks into a girls bedroom and slowly sneaks back the duvet to reveal her feet and then slowly takes offf her socks while trying not to wake her. Then I wanted a few pics with her waking and acting all slutty and turned on.
I would ask for the following types of shot and let you and your friend come up with your own ideas for the sexiest other stuff possible.
If you could wear something sexy to bed .. .but you can go VERY slutty with make up if you like.
1. A shot of you going to bed standing up perhaps bent over bed with at least one leg bent so I can see bottom of sock.
2. A shot of you in bed laying face down, only your head exposed from comforter. (If you have a bed with comforter rather than blankets that is preferable)
3. A couple of shots of the bottom of edge of comforter slowly being pushed up to reveal sock clad soles.
4. 4 - 5 photos of the socks slowly being pulled down a few inches at a time, important that I get nice close ups of your soles with toes relaxed and not clenched.
5. A shot of you waking up and looking back over your shoulder while still laying on front ... perhaps with a dirty smile.
6. A shot or two of you kneeling up with back to cam , looking over shoulder at cam, one perhaps full length and one looking down at exposed soles.
7. A few shots of you slowly getting naked and facing cam.
8. A shot of you laying on back naked with legs spread but feet lifted up so soles face cam.
9. A shot or two of you laying on stomach facing the camera with face closest to cam and bent legs so soles face cam . Once again try and keep soles relaxed and don't clench toes.
10. Perhaps a shot or two of you playing with your pussy (if possible a finger inside but it is ok if you are not comfy doing that)
After that more shots of you in various stages of undress looking dirtily at cam and showing soles of feet in various poses.
Ideally I can watch photos being take and direct over webcam as well. I would pay more for this as it means I know I get exactly pics I want|
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My thoughts:
You want me, to find someone to take pictures of me, in all of these different positions, poses, and angles.....AND, you want to WATCH all of this happen, AND direct the "photo-shoot"???
I fucking hate when guys give ridiculously specific directions for their custom videos or photosets. Like, give me a scenerio and some clothing suggestions...but don't give me a hundred different little details.
Of course, the man that sent me this was a BRAND NEW account on MGF, and he had 3 free messaging credits, so, of course this message he sent me was a free message ::)
Sunnylexie
11-09-2013, 06:57 AM
... Not to mention he probably didn't care about quality photos as much as about getting a free custom couple show (aka photosession he'd be directing). That would be the main course, while the photos would be a bonus (in case he boought them at all).
audritwo
11-09-2013, 03:47 PM
^You're welcome, fellow-camgirl-who-blocked-someone-that-I-should-have.
If it was on SM, that may of been me this morning. I had a guy ask if my panties matched my bra when they could clearly be seen. And no they didn't match. I was in that kind of mood.
TheBrownFox
11-09-2013, 10:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QeSysGF.jpg