View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Charlotteslut
11-14-2013, 03:28 AM
I'm sorry we all have to put up with this shit, but damn this thread is comedy gold :D
AmethystLily
11-14-2013, 03:36 AM
I'm sorry we all have to put up with this shit, but damn this thread is comedy gold :DNot to mention a reminder that we're not alone.
Renton
11-14-2013, 06:37 AM
lol jesus wtf is up with this week...
KEN09: hi bb i want to see your twat not buy the fucking thing
oh honey, you couldn't afford to actually buy it, trust me ::)
audritwo
11-14-2013, 11:18 AM
Douche: I would let you suck my dick if you paid me $200 bb
Me: I would let you drink bleach for free
Renton
11-14-2013, 01:25 PM
^yeah you are probably experiencing SUCH a shortage of dicks that you'd pay for one, I mean, it's not as if you see dicks on a daily basis or anything, right? thank goodness someone offered you his dick, you can live another day!
samanthag
11-14-2013, 02:43 PM
I am pretty sure, this post has been here a couple of times, but it always kill me when someone ask me this fucking idiotic question.
Yesterday in free chat:
member: Hey bby, do you have a web cam?
me: O.o !!! No, i am using telepathy, what do u think!!!/:O
I always say, "I'm in your brain movies"
audritwo
11-14-2013, 05:41 PM
noobbater: how does this work?
me: What do you mean?
noobbater: i've never been on this site before
me: Well, give me 5 gold and I can show you my tits, ass, or feet
noobbater: how about you give me a freebee because I'm new, and you want me to come back.
me: No, go away forever. *ban*
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noobbater2: i don't think banning potential customers is good for business
*silence ban*
35471
noobbater3: give me a chance bb, i have lots of moneys
me: Okay, give me $100 if you have lots. Right now.
noobbater3: how about you show me your tits, then I give you $100
*bans*
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noobbater4: bb
me: Jesus christ, how many credit cards do you have?
*bans*
Guess he had only four.
CurvyWinona
11-14-2013, 05:46 PM
you cracked me up, audri :)
CanadianRuby
11-14-2013, 05:48 PM
^ LMAO.
Hilarious. Also, if he's so "new" and hasn't been on a site like that before, then why is he already using the letters "bb" to address you? -_- No where on the internet except for cam sites, have I seen women continuously referred to as JUST "bb".
Snowy0Star
11-14-2013, 05:53 PM
love the spongbob 5 min later pik u used CLASSIC
samanthag
11-14-2013, 06:31 PM
This...
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Funny because I pay about $130 a month for my high speed internet. I know for a fact to have a good internet connection for camming is not free. Must be someone who uses the internet at the library or Panera Bread for free.
Renton
11-15-2013, 05:47 AM
meanwhile in free chat
renatao: bom dia gostosa tudo bem?
me: English motherfucker, do you speak it?
He doesn't.
(I have a Pulp Fiction poster in my room)
LittleLolaRose
11-15-2013, 11:02 AM
I couldn't quite believe this last night. It was slow and this guy had been tipping here and there... after a show he wanted to take me private, and I was tired but wanted the extra tokens... Here's how it all went down:
Me: What did you have in mind for a private? :)
Him: some more of the same
Him: i hvent cummed yet
Me: Sounds perfect. Let me turn on privates and we'll do it! try in about 20 seconds.
Him: k
Me: Ok, should be good to go.
Me: Ready? :)
Him: yep
Me: Let's! :)
Him: the go private is not available
Me: Weird. I'll reload.
Him: k
Him: nope ill try
01:45:06 LoreleiRose: Privates are definitely on. It's showing you have zero tokens... is that the problem?
Him: nope
Me: Weird. Ugh. I hate it when MFC glitches.
Me: Did you reload too?
Him: yup
Me: Blahhhh
Me: I wanna go private! Not sure what to do. :(
Him: do i need tokens 4 that 2 work
Me: Yeah.
Him: how much
Me: It's 60/min. MFC sets the rates.
Him: brb
Me: Ok. I popped off cam due to camscore but if you come back I'm game.
Him: ok
(10 minutes later)
Me: It's 2am where I am here, babe. Gonna head to bed. Hope we can go pvt another time!
(another 10 minutes later after I'd already logged off)
Him: sorry was tryin to find the price
I can't freaking believe I waited on this guy... he's tipped pretty regularly but not knowing that it costs money to go private? And then leaving to "find the price" after I'd already told him what it was? :banghead:
TheBrownFox
11-15-2013, 11:49 AM
Oh, that reminds me. When an MFC member says "BRB...buying tokens," I laugh on the inside because you don't have to exit a model's public chat to buy tokens. :P A new window opens, allowing you to purchase tokens while in her public chat. I've done it plenty of times. When they act like they'll "BRB" cuz they're buying tokens, they're probably just leaving to go to some other model's room. "Dag, she said I gotta tip to see her ass...er...uh...lemme gtfo and go to some other room." LOL!
audritwo
11-15-2013, 12:14 PM
meanwhile in free chat
renatao: bom dia gostosa tudo bem?
me: English motherfucker, do you speak it?
He doesn't.
(I have a Pulp Fiction poster in my room)
omg this happened to me today too. Ughhhh. At least use Google translation for yes and no questions.
*some one says something in another language*
I kindly remind them I only speak English, if you don't speak English, maybe go look for another model who speaks the same language.
AssHat: Typical ignorant American. Trying to push English on others.
Me: I said I only speak English. That is the only language I know. So if you come into my room and you want to communicate with me. English. Why am I explaining this to you?
*bans*
Sunnylexie
11-15-2013, 08:42 PM
Idiot1: where are you from?
Me: Russia
Idiot1: cool, hows the weather?
Me: getting pretty cold here)
Idiot1: ic ;) vodka time!
......
Idiot2: hi my pretty Russian princess
Me: Hello!
Idiot2: you must be drinking lots of vodka this time of the year
Me: 0_o?!!!
Idiot2: to look so warm
.......
Idiot18362 (in pvt): can you get some vodka
Me: Only if you give me some time to go and buy it)))))
Idiot18362: ok np
Idiot18362: thought you had some to keep yourself warm
Winter's come *puts on her Russian hat, fires up the nuclear reactor and cuddles up with her pet bear*.
Sunnylexie
11-15-2013, 08:54 PM
Oh, that reminds me. When an MFC member says "BRB...buying tokens," I laugh on the inside because you don't have to exit a model's public chat to buy tokens. :P A new window opens, allowing you to purchase tokens while in her public chat. I've done it plenty of times. When they act like they'll "BRB" cuz they're buying tokens, they're probably just leaving to go to some other model's room. "Dag, she said I gotta tip to see her ass...er...uh...lemme gtfo and go to some other room." LOL!
Hate this "brb" shit. If you're feeling bad about leaving without buying a show, telling a lie in the end won't make it any better. Why don't you just say "goodbye"?
h0ttie
11-15-2013, 10:37 PM
LOSER 1:so i dont like to wast time bb so when we do phone can u call me now then as u phone i will hit excv then we will chat in excv and play naughty u in bb
LOSER 2: when we meet eachother in are future u want to have kids
whats ure phone number babe
free chat is getting painful lol
I once had someone take me to pvt when I first started camming. They were advertising for their sex worker christian outreach program to get girls out of the industry. I let them tell me about their program and what good it does. Asking all sorts of questions.... when I was not interested... and I'm not damaged like they thought I was. I was just like.... hmmm I could probably make something out of this.
My dream pvt! }:D
AmethystLily
11-16-2013, 12:32 AM
Is that just with mfc? I had someone do that on chaturbate the other day.says "BRB...buying tokens," I laugh on the inside because you don't have to exit a model's public chat to buy tokens. :P A new window opens, allowing you to purchase tokens while in her public chat. I've done it plenty of times. When they act like they'll "BRB" cuz they're buying tokens, they're probably just leaving to go to some other model's room. "Dag, she said I gotta tip to see her ass...er...uh...lemme gtfo and go to some other room." LOL![/QUOTE]
hf487
11-16-2013, 03:20 PM
"my love, my sperm, was born, to be pumped deep inside you...while you scream..."
I just threw up in my mouth..... Bleh, he's a reg but this just grossed me out! he always says "sperm" EWWWWWWWWWW WTF he's so easy tho so i deal lol
AmethystLily
11-16-2013, 08:14 PM
I had someone tipping me ten tokens at a time--that doesn't bother me as much as the whole two-token thing, but this person was expecting pussy for--I think he tipped like fifty tokens by this point. I explained that my pussy is worth more than that, then he claimed he didn't speak English. I suppose it's not far-fetched, but he sure knew how to write it. Also, I don't care what language you do or don't speak, you're not getting discounted pussy.
Vlodina
11-17-2013, 01:09 AM
Whenever anyone says anything about twerking. Arrgh.
audritwo
11-17-2013, 07:17 AM
^^
I agree. I'm over the twerking phase.
Glamourmilf
11-17-2013, 07:54 AM
Had a repeat custie interrupt the flow of my hustle in free chat by asking me to describe something that 'gets him off' in free, asking how many times I have done it- I explained that i'm not going to discuss that in free, and he must take me prvt. He replies- "But I've spent money on You in the past." (yeah, buddy, and I already used my 35% of that to pay a bill). **Ignore::):no:
AmethystLily
11-17-2013, 07:41 PM
It's so annoying when people come in and tell you that you'd reach your goal if you took off some clothes. How about you tip me first. Or, how about you talk to me like you're not just some freeloading scumbag and I won't ban you.
AmethystLily
11-17-2013, 07:43 PM
Oh yeah! Also had someone pm me with their number. I feel like I should teach them about giving their number to strangers over the internet. I wonder if Brad Carter could use it.
h0ttie
11-18-2013, 06:49 AM
Olympio: Will you suck my cock while I roll my blunts keep its boss man bustin nuts
Staples
11-18-2013, 09:02 AM
Dude comes in the other night.
Dude:Hey staples I just sent you some pictures
Me: Ok whatever
Dude: I'll make you a bet... I'll bet my dick is the nicest dick you've ever seen. If it is you give me your anal vid. If it's not Ill give you some gold.
Me: without looking at it but pretending to... Sorry honey I've seen waaaaay better.
Dude: leaves
Sunnylexie
11-18-2013, 10:34 AM
Idiot (in classic chat): what kind of show will you give me for $5?
Idiot2 (during a GS countdown): Come on, help that girl out!
That one got me so angry I stopped the countdown. The fucker made it look like I was panhandling or something. Fuck you, good sir. GS pledges are no charity, and you sure as hell weren't gonna leave as soon as I took my knickers off. So don't act like paying for a service makes you a better person or like I'm the only one benefitting from the show.
CanadianRuby
11-18-2013, 10:35 AM
"If you just come out and ask for a naked pic of me or make me feel like a piece of meat I will not talking to you either."
I literally just read that on a guys profile on MGF.
I almost spit my tea out all over my laptop.
Did a man REALLY just accuse cam girls of potentially making him "feel like a peice of meat"???
He looks like he got beat with an ugly stick. Right in the face. :-X I don't think he needs to worry about girls wanting to see him naked.
....Maybe I should message him and objectify him.
http://youtu.be/W1hjyUO4Exg
Fallenangel2904
11-18-2013, 08:24 PM
Dumb ass: Can I touch your asses
Me: Sorry didn't realize I had more then one
VictoriaChaos
11-19-2013, 12:16 PM
NoWords: Hey
help me with my son
He need to take his depo provara shot now
Hey
He a transsexuals
Tell him to take his depo provara shot now
Hey
caramelDip
11-19-2013, 01:25 PM
omg i had that too! @Victoriachaos WTF
Exhibit A:
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CanadianRuby
11-20-2013, 08:13 AM
Hey Skin!
Good morning, how are you?
great and yourself?
Pretty good, just drinking a coffee.
nice
i was curious about custom fan signs?
first off you have such a great figure!
Thanks Smile
I'd be looking for ass ( all fours, bent over, looking over shoulder, ect) style shots with messages containing black dom/ race play phrases
What do you mean by the last part? I haven't done anything like that on here
phrases like black power or breed [a place] black!
You want me to write "black power" on me? Lol but I'm not black.
not on you on a sign
i know you're not haha
you'd be the sub in race play
but no worries if not your thing
Yeah no thanks.
1. I don't "sub" for douches on a computer
2. I don't do race play
3. Why would I make a fan sign of me saying potentially racist and or inflammatory things?
CanadianRuby
11-20-2013, 09:44 AM
"Do you like dirty chat?"
"I do"
"Well let me know if you're ever in the mood"
..............Okay. Obviously he's implying if I'm ever in the mood to come dirty chat with him for FREE.
I am never "in the mood" unless you've hit the "contribute" button on my profile.
Renton
11-20-2013, 09:52 AM
Hey Skin!
Good morning, how are you?
great and yourself?
Pretty good, just drinking a coffee.
nice
i was curious about custom fan signs?
first off you have such a great figure!
Thanks Smile
I'd be looking for ass ( all fours, bent over, looking over shoulder, ect) style shots with messages containing black dom/ race play phrases
What do you mean by the last part? I haven't done anything like that on here
phrases like black power or breed [a place] black!
You want me to write "black power" on me? Lol but I'm not black.
not on you on a sign
i know you're not haha
you'd be the sub in race play
but no worries if not your thing
Yeah no thanks.
1. I don't "sub" for douches on a computer
2. I don't do race play
3. Why would I make a fan sign of me saying potentially racist and or inflammatory things?
I HAD THE SAME GUY!! hahaha I knew I couldn't be the only one!
CanadianRuby
11-20-2013, 09:55 AM
I HAD THE SAME GUY!! hahaha I knew I couldn't be the only one!
Yeah, he seems to be new. I can't imagine too many ladies are going to want to take photos like that....it seems "improper" to me. I don't think a lot of girls on MGF even do race play.
bootiebabe
11-20-2013, 10:17 AM
Whenever anyone says anything about twerking. Arrgh.
wish my flat arse would twerk ;) x
bootiebabe
11-20-2013, 10:23 AM
[QUOTE=CanadianRuby;2560381]"If you just come out and ask for a naked pic of me or make me feel like a piece of meat I will not talking to you either."
I literally just read that on a guys profile on MGF.
I almost spit my tea out all over my laptop.
Did a man REALLY just accuse cam girls of potentially making him "feel like a peice of meat"???
He looks like he got beat with an ugly stick. Right in the face. :-X I don't think he needs to worry about girls wanting to see him naked.
....Maybe I should message him and objectify him.
I really did just spit my tea out with that, soooooooo funny, must keep on reading this thread creasing me up x
TheBrownFox
11-20-2013, 10:35 AM
The guy who just entered a pregnant model's room and said "Dam what u got twins."
Nevermind how dumb that sentence looks...how about some positive words ("You look so pretty today") for the lady instead? Some people act like they've never seen a pregnant belly.
TheBrownFox
11-20-2013, 10:43 AM
This was said to a model:
"How old is your kid?"
"When she gets a little older, maybe a 3sum?"
WTF?
audritwo
11-20-2013, 11:20 AM
Just got my fucking machine. Did my first GS with it. Told everyone that this is my first time using it and I seriously unboxed it 20 minutes prior. It's in the description that it's my first show with it and lets test out some fun angles. ten minute show because I know I needed time to find good angles and it was more of a test show than anything.
After it ends, I get this comment:
Dildos: Great show, but be more organized next time.
Me: Are you fucking KIDDING me! Mother Fucker. I was saying it's my first time using this toy and that I just unboxed it 20 minutes ago. It was even in the the description. Do you read and or listen? I fucked my pussy, quit your bitching.
Dildos: oh sorry
Vlodina
11-20-2013, 11:37 AM
Just got my fucking machine. Did my first GS with it. Told everyone that this is my first time using it and I seriously unboxed it 20 minutes prior. It's in the description that it's my first show with it and lets test out some fun angles. ten minute show because I know I needed time to find good angles and it was more of a test show than anything.
After it ends, I get this comment:
Dildos: Great show, but be more organized next time.
Me: Are you fucking KIDDING me! Mother Fucker. I was saying it's my first time using this toy and that I just unboxed it 20 minutes ago. It was even in the the description. Do you read and or listen? I fucked my pussy, quit your bitching.
Dildos: oh sorry
Annoyance aside, how was your new toy? :D
Procrasturbator
11-20-2013, 12:27 PM
So I have a word in my SM name that's also the name of a city. Of course I get "omg are you in (city)" 20 times a shift, meaning if this dude had ever even been in my free chat he'd know I don't live there. Anyway, I logged into SM for the first time in a couple weeks and see this in my inbox:
"SUBJECT: GONNA BE IN (city) NEXT MONTH
email me
[email protected]"
Now this is when I realized how much working IML (where I'm much more blunt and fetish-oriented, less sweetheart next door) has changed me. A few months ago I would have been all "Sorry sweetie, I don't live there and I'm not allowed to email you, but I'd love to play with you on site!" Now? Fuck that.
"1) I don't live in (city)
2) Outside contact is prohibited and I don't hook up with randos from the Internet
3) Have we ever even had a show together? Lol wat
[In response to dumbass's message dated 11-19-2013 4:29PM]
> email me
[email protected]"
Ahhh that was so satisfying.
Just got my fucking machine. Did my first GS with it. Told everyone that this is my first time using it and I seriously unboxed it 20 minutes prior. It's in the description that it's my first show with it and lets test out some fun angles. ten minute show because I know I needed time to find good angles and it was more of a test show than anything.
Oooh, shiny! Mind if I ask what model you got and how you like it?
audritwo
11-20-2013, 05:39 PM
Annoyance aside, how was your new toy? :D
FUCKING AMAZING!
Oooh, shiny! Mind if I ask what model you got and how you like it?
Sneaky Pete. I like it because you can change angles and seemed like a better fucking machine for cam. And yes, yes, YES!
CurvyWinona
11-20-2013, 05:46 PM
FUCKING AMAZING!
Sneaky Pete. I like it because you can change angles and seemed like a better fucking machine for cam. And yes, yes, YES!
I have been thinking about getting one cuz I am TIRED of usin my arms to fuck myself. Lol. I have looked at all places, amazon, stockroom, extremerestistance(sp?), and etc but I don't know which site I should buy from. Any recommendations? Pretty plz? :)
CanadianRuby
11-21-2013, 11:40 AM
Isuckatcybering: would you want me to put it in your coffee, or would you rather i poured it straight into your mouth?
Me: in my mouth
Isuckatcybering: that's good, coz i don't want to get burned!
:beer: Who wants some cum coffee? *gag*
Snowy0Star
11-21-2013, 03:54 PM
get friend request
me - hi there how did u find me online
[5:45:45 PM] Ferdi Yüca: I found on the website
[5:46:27 PM] Snowy Star: what website
[5:47:52 PM] Ferdi Yüca: camgrilsservice
[5:48:18 PM] Snowy Star: o ok how long of a show r u looking for?
[5:50:11 PM] Ferdi Yüca: I want to make sure before 1 min move
[5:50:35 PM] Snowy Star: u want to make sure of what?
[5:51:58 PM] Ferdi Yüca: I'm trying something for the first time boating
anonymous camgirl
11-21-2013, 03:58 PM
that's a bot trying to get customers to cam sites.
So I just signed onto yahoo and had a conversation with someone who wants me to believe they're a chick.
"hey.. how are u today!? i hope im not bothering.. im just a bored girl looking for a little fun.. hehe :) want to talk?"
"Alrighty. Well I'm home alone right now, laying in bed half naked.. hehe.. im feeling naughty :p what are u up to?"
"ok..well have you heard of webcam crush? im having fun there now on my cam.. I can send you my link if u want to have some webcam fun with me..?"
"it's free and I feel free to naked there because it guarantees I won't get taken a screen shot of or recorded."
Really? I mean really?