Log in

View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....



Pages : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 [129] 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360 361 362 363 364 365 366 367 368 369 370 371 372 373 374 375 376 377 378 379 380 381 382 383 384 385 386 387 388 389 390 391 392 393 394 395 396 397 398 399 400 401 402 403 404 405 406 407 408 409 410 411 412 413 414 415 416 417

IsobelWren
11-21-2013, 06:04 PM
I haven't logged into my facebook in a month (though I do occasionally post from my Hootsuite account to facebook). Logged in today, figured I should check my messages. Saw this guy keeping up a running conversation with himself.

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/IsobelWren/facebookpic_zps774a3dc0.jpg

I made up this meme, intending to send it as a reply, but then I thought A) He might not be a Star Trek TNG fan and B) Just by posting that I'm proving myself wrong.

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/IsobelWren/43207239_zpsdae2d25d.jpg

Renton
11-22-2013, 11:37 AM
david: hey
david: you still have long nails?
david: :-)
me: yep!
david: ok nice
can i se ethem?
dont have sound sorry
me: if you tip me 3 gold I'll show you :-)
david: maybe i dont like them
:-)
me: maybe I don't like you

Kicked him ::)

VictoriaChaos
11-23-2013, 09:15 AM
I swear, every other person in my room has something to say about my lip ring.

Looser: A tip for a tip
Loose that annoying piercing

A tip for free,
Go walk into traffic.

VictoriaChaos
11-23-2013, 09:20 AM
Me: I have an outtie

BellyButtonFetish: it must be very powerful

Me: Tip me if you want to see it

BellyButtonFetish: i don't want to get hard

Me: Then get the fuck out, that's what I'm here for, I make dicks hard

CurvyWinona
11-23-2013, 10:53 AM
BrokenATM: i love ^;^ a freckled girl,.. hell yeah


BrokenATM: i could just go all over ur body conecting the dots w/ my tongue

me: haha i would like that
what do u wanna do hun
BrokenATM3: get married
me: haha aww
but im married hun

BrokenATM: what city do i send the plane ticket

me: haha i tell u in pvt
BrokenATM: can't,.. dead card
me: aw im sorry hun
, get a new card
BrokenATM: why,.. i found what i wanted


i was taken to a pvt by someone else... he said this while i was in pvt -

BrokenATM: Xdating, just ripped me off big time, won't happen again,. if u would like to see how cool i am., i'll show u the way,.. mail

CanadianRuby
11-23-2013, 11:55 AM
WHY.IN.THE.EVER.LOVING.FUCK.DO.YOU.NEED.TO.KNOW.WH ERE.I.LIVE :banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead: :banghead:

CanadianRuby
11-23-2013, 12:19 PM
Dude: If you don't mind me asking, what college did you go to?
Me: What do you mean what college, like, the name? lol
Dude: yes
Me: Why do you need to know that?
Dude: Just curious

I already told this motherfucker I don't say where I live.

I wasted a half hour talking to him. Blocked asshole.

Fucking creepy as shit.

audritwo
11-23-2013, 02:25 PM
TwaterFreeLoader: Hey I follow you on twitter!
Me: Thank you sweetheart!
TwaterFreeLoader: Do I get something in return for following you?
Me: No
TwaterFreeLoader: I was thinking a free show or video
Me: How about the self satisfaction that you know how to right click on that follow button! Congratulations!
TwaterFreeLoader: How about some boob?
Me: Nahhh I ran out of those hours ago.
*ban*

Fallenangel2904
11-23-2013, 02:40 PM
Tard: hello gorgeous
Me: hello
Tard: can I see that gorgeous ass?
Me: sure baby would be happy to show you in private!
Tard: oh so you're one of those girls huh? Lol bye

Guess I am one of 'those girls' you know the kind who likes to get paid for their fucking services! Thanks for leaving and saving me the trouble of banning your ass! Ugh I can not...

CurvyWinona
11-23-2013, 02:43 PM
^^ me too.. sometimes I bitch to them that I have to shell out some serious money for internet, computer, clothes, and clean my asshole for them to enjoy.. TIP UP.

audritwo
11-23-2013, 03:19 PM
Lol "I fucking cleaned out my asshole for you? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, BB?"
I'm sooooo using that if anyone takes up my offer for anal in 30 minute block exclusive and give me a hard time. DREAM!

CurvyWinona
11-23-2013, 03:25 PM
Anal play girls, do you clean ass everyday? I don't mind do anal shows and I have done plenty, but not all the time. I do rarely! I just hate to clean my ass daily and only got couple shows. For 30 minute block, did you already prepare ass beforehand or you do it during the block? LoL I feel stupid for asking. haha, but damn anal play rakes in some serious money. At least, every time for me!

audritwo
11-23-2013, 03:43 PM
Anal play girls, do you clean ass everyday? I don't mind do anal shows and I have done plenty, but not all the time. I do rarely! I just hate to clean my ass daily and only got couple shows. For 30 minute block, did you already prepare ass beforehand or you do it during the block? LoL I feel stupid for asking. haha, but damn anal play rakes in some serious money. At least, every time for me!

It's hit or miss. When I first started camming, I did anal. Lots of it. But my butthole was starting to hate me. So no mores.

SweetJulia
11-23-2013, 03:45 PM
Isuckatcybering: would you want me to put it in your coffee, or would you rather i poured it straight into your mouth?
Me: in my mouth
Isuckatcybering: that's good, coz i don't want to get burned!

:beer: Who wants some cum coffee? *gag*
He had to say this on the only day this year I had coffee. Literally, an hour ago. Now I remember why I so rarely have it,cuz idiots on cam had all sorts of interesting comments.

SweetJulia
11-23-2013, 04:00 PM
I swear, every other person in my room has something to say about my lip ring.

Looser: A tip for a tip
Loose that annoying piercing

A tip for free,
Go walk into traffic.
I think lip piercings are sexy and he spelled lose wrong.

SweetJulia
11-23-2013, 04:04 PM
Anal play girls, do you clean ass everyday? I don't mind do anal shows and I have done plenty, but not all the time. I do rarely! I just hate to clean my ass daily and only got couple shows. For 30 minute block, did you already prepare ass beforehand or you do it during the block? LoL I feel stupid for asking. haha, but damn anal play rakes in some serious money. At least, every time for me!

I do, I buy babywipes that smell like lavender and want my money's worth lol.

VictoriaChaos
11-23-2013, 05:23 PM
Anal play girls, do you clean ass everyday? I don't mind do anal shows and I have done plenty, but not all the time. I do rarely! I just hate to clean my ass daily and only got couple shows. For 30 minute block, did you already prepare ass beforehand or you do it during the block? LoL I feel stupid for asking. haha, but damn anal play rakes in some serious money. At least, every time for me!

Excuse my ignorance but what do you mean by clean ass everyday?

You mean like literally?

I shower everyday...?

Snowy0Star
11-23-2013, 05:25 PM
Excuse my ignorance but what do you mean by clean ass everyday?

clean it out with enemas/anal doutch so poopies dont get all over the place

VictoriaChaos
11-23-2013, 05:27 PM
clean it out with enemas/anal doutch so poopies dont get all over the place

Enemas everyday?
That seems a little nuts to me if you're just doing them for the purpose of anal for camming.

Fallenangel2904
11-23-2013, 05:29 PM
Yea that's the reason I don't do anal (well part of it) because I really can't be bothered to do all that every day. Ain't no body got time for that ;) ...or I'm just a lazy ass (pun intended) cam girl.

Snowy0Star
11-23-2013, 05:30 PM
Enemas everyday?
That seems a little nuts to me if you're just doing them for the purpose of anal for camming.

well i dont really know what they do to get up in there and clear the pathway but i do know they make douches just for the booty

CanadianRuby
11-23-2013, 07:27 PM
live chat & video with AroundSound

Waiting for AroundSound to connect…
AroundSound is online
me: Why does your profile say you’re looking for a cam show, but you don’t want to pay for anything?
AroundSound: Logical, I’m looking for someone who will be doing it for fun, not for money, I’m looking for virtual friend, not for moneybox

me: It’s not logical. You are on a PAY site.
me: Women here don’t cam for free, ever.
me: It’s my girl FUND.
me: Meaning money.
AroundSound: Hmm, so why i had 4 pms today?


u are wrong, not everyone here are looking for money

me: Yes. Women message tons of men on here trying to get them to look at their profile.
me: Everyone on this site is a cam girl. It’s a job.
AroundSound: I have this acc from today and I have 2 proposals to become just friends, not from money. A lot of girls have in they profiles, that they are not looking for money.
me: LOL.
me: Because
AroundSound: bla bla bla


AroundSound: i will do my plan anyway

me: Guys like YOU that come on here trying to get a free show. If they act like they’re your friend, then they are more likely to get money.
me: Uhhhh no one is going to cam with you.
AroundSound: ur wrong

me: Stop being a cheap ass.
AroundSound: haha
AroundSound: im just wise
AroundSound: use my braind not dick


AroundSound: brain*
me: No you’re not. It’s pathetic going on a PAY site and trying to get a free show.
me: Okay good luck, i’ll be sure to tell everyone to block your ass

CurvyWinona
11-23-2013, 08:54 PM
Excuse my ignorance but what do you mean by clean ass everyday?

You mean like literally?

I shower everyday...?


I meant enemas and all that shit. Pun intended. Lol.

I think I could do anal play only in 30 min exclusive, but only if custie agrees to come in exclusive for three minutes to prove me they won't bounce in one minute. So then I can log out and clean the ass ASAP (block allows two hours wait time right?) and come back in to continue. Would that work?

Busygirl
11-23-2013, 09:04 PM
OMG , 30 minute anal?! :)))
Am I the only one who fakes it??!

I would be a mental case, or have a fetish for anal or douching to be doing that everyday. :D

CurvyWinona
11-23-2013, 09:09 PM
Lol it don't have to be 30 minutes of anal play. Stretching up, talking, teasing, and then real anal play in the end, maybe last 10 min?

bbwchristyminx
11-24-2013, 09:27 PM
Show me your tits and we go private. Show ass first and I'll tip. Flash me your ahole nobody else is in here. Flash your puss baby. Stand up and we go private. I also can't stand when there's a free chat pimp who acts like he knows you to try to get others jealous. Talk about annoying! Also when someone demands in cap locks for me to CUM NOW BB in private chat.. If I CUM NOW it won't be authentic. Smh

audritwo
11-25-2013, 07:11 AM
Lol it don't have to be 30 minutes of anal play. Stretching up, talking, teasing, and then real anal play in the end, maybe last 10 min?


Thats the plan. But milk it out for 25 minutes and when the 5 minute mark hits, I'll butt sects. I have like 4 plugs that get bigger and bigger. Plus I'm a huge talker :D

audritwo
11-25-2013, 07:16 AM
Loser: fucking dumb bitch guys. that guy gave her a fucking dollar and she still did nothing!

A WHOLE DOLLAR??
You should of done a cum show right then and there for that dollar.

CanadianRuby
11-25-2013, 08:56 AM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I can't stand this person anymore.

He has paid me $10 for about 30 minutes of "sexting" for the last 3 days. I get $6.00 from that.

He's been hinting at me sending him more naked photos. I told him they are available for contributions. He asked me about a custom photoset he ordered, I told him, AGAIN I have my period (which is the reason I haven't done his photoset, because im fucking bleeding, HELLO).


He keeps calling me baby every 10 seconds.

Going to block him I think, I can't handle it.

roast
11-25-2013, 09:04 AM
Show your ass bb
Come on
Fine then, fuck you
I already got a video of you anyway
[posts link to someone who doesnt even look like me]
[.....I mean: different race and about 30lbs lighter and a very visible tattoo that I very visibly do not have]
-comes in and out, in nervous 2-3second bursts-
-flooding my room with other links to this same person-
NOW NO ONE HAS TO PAY YOU DUMB WHORE
HAHA


/no one else is in the room
/is a site where they dont need to even be in the room to ban



--------------------

can you not shower for awhile
dont shave either
let your cream dry
that ok?
want some crust of your sweetness in your pubes
that you pick out and taste for me
maybe dont wipe after toilet either
mmmm


http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Tobias-Funke-Crying-in-Shower-Arrested-Development.gif

and dine for me
that makes you as horny as it makes me, sweety?
have you ever had lice?

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gob-cry.gif

CanadianRuby
11-25-2013, 09:07 AM
That is disgusting haha.

audritwo
11-25-2013, 09:21 AM
omg roast, I just threw up a little.

CurvyWinona
11-25-2013, 09:37 AM
itsjustpractice: would love to watch you fuck,,,
itsjustpractice: ,,,for real baby
itsjustpractice: in your bedroom
me: i cant move whole set up of my pc to bedroom hun
itsjustpractice: would hubby mind?
me: yes he will mind. he is not allowed to be on here cuz he is not registered model; but i can still fuck myself for u here :-) all u need to do is take me to pvt
itsjustpractice: but would he mind if I was there,,in your house and watched you guys fuck?
maybe more
me: maybe you need to practice to be a gentleman and take me pvt and let me do what i want to do. and to learn how to read my profile hun
itsjustpractice: $<aa

*ban*

nikki187
11-25-2013, 11:11 AM
^^ Someone once told me I need to get a different job because I was ignoring him. Ha ha ha lol. At least he considered what I do a real job.

sophiesecrets
11-25-2013, 02:35 PM
ummm... Suicide by Camgirl?


let me tell and you say yes or no ok? and you set price
[3:11:51 PM] Sophie Sinz: kk =)
[3:12:13 PM] Grando no: i have 2 sets of real handcuffs and a special made plastic bag that seals totally around my neck
[3:12:42 PM] Grando no: first you shall see i flush the keys own the toilet
[3:12:45 PM] Grando no: ok so far?
[3:13:41 PM] Sophie Sinz: sounds good! i have a quick show
[3:13:44 PM] Sophie Sinz: type wat u like
[3:13:53 PM] Sophie Sinz: ill let u kno cost when i get out!]
[3:13:55 PM] Sophie Sinz: hugs'
[3:14:50 PM] Grando no: in show tell me to cuff my legs together to radiator in this room then I am stuck and cant get them off unless they are cutted
[3:15:29 PM] Grando no: then tell me to put bag on head and seal it, directly after tell me to cuff my hands on my back.
[3:16:02 PM] Grando no: and see i cant escape and see i suffocate
[3:26:18 PM] Sophie Sinz: oooh!!
[3:26:21 PM] Sophie Sinz: sounds fun!!
[3:26:36 PM] Sophie Sinz: ready to suffocate for me?
[3:27:39 PM] Grando no: you know what will happen...?
[3:28:34 PM] Grando no: I cant get air and I cant get back off since arms and legs are handcuffed.
[3:30:32 PM] Sophie Sinz: lol
[3:30:45 PM] Sophie Sinz: well, idimagine ud leave urself a way out
[3:30:55 PM] Sophie Sinz: cus im not trying to watch u actually die =)
[3:30:55 PM] Grando no: no
[3:31:08 PM] Grando no: will you if i pay good?
[3:31:52 PM] Sophie Sinz: watch you die? sry no =) not unless this is some type of roleplay =)
[3:32:15 PM] Grando no: well is for real and i pay 1000
[3:32:51 PM] Sophie Sinz: sorry sugar, i dont plan on watching you die. money's not worth it
[3:32:57 PM] Sophie Sinz: blocking u now
[3:33:01 PM] Sophie Sinz: need professional help
[3:33:03 PM] Grando no: oki

qurl
11-26-2013, 01:24 AM
When I'm in a bad mood almost everything is stupid annoying shit.. I was kind of doing a dance in my room and some guy said: "WOO turning up the sexy!" and it was annoying as shit to me for some reason.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
11-26-2013, 09:22 AM
"DAMN GIRL... Your like my little toe, "Cause I'd bang you on every piece of furniture in the house"

audritwo
11-26-2013, 10:00 AM
asshat: can you do a deepthroat gold show.
me: If its something you just want, just take me to pvt
asshat: nooooo i want gold show
gold show bb
do gold show
come on bb! i want to see you deepthroat in a gold show not pvt
me: Everytime you tell me to do a gold show, that makes me add ten more minutes until I do one. You want to ask one more time and make it a fucking hour?
*asshat then takes me to pvt but leaves at 45 secs before I can even deepthroat.*

CanadianRuby
11-26-2013, 11:41 AM
I have like, a mini-mental orgasm every time I block some asshole that has been profile lurking my page several times, but never says shit to me.

Seriously. I wait for them to look at my profile (I can tell when they are viewing it)....then...BAM BLOCKED.

:finger: It's like a big FUUUUUCK YOOOOOOU for viewing my photos and jerking it for free.

SweetJulia
11-26-2013, 01:39 PM
Enemas everyday?
That seems a little nuts to me if you're just doing them for the purpose of anal for camming.

Oh God, that would be! I meant I just shove half my hand up there covered in a babywipe and "just in case" clean-like a white glove test for asses.

Procrasturbator
11-26-2013, 02:58 PM
Log in, hear the pvt sound before anyone comes in my room, see the username and roll my eyes but w/e... see his "cam" and have a hard time not cracking up:

http://i.imgur.com/8mjna6n.png

A still image (couldn't even be bothered to use a video!) and of course he was totally unresponsive for the whole 40 seconds he was in. Lol, men.

CanadianRuby
11-26-2013, 03:21 PM
So is that supposed to actually be him, or did he use someone elses photo?

I laugh everytime I get a dick photo of like, this HUGE cock - I know it's not their dick, and if it IS their dick...no wonder they have to talk to women on the computer because seriously, monster dick is just scary and painful looking.

Why men are obsess over having a huge dick...I don't know. It's not that hot. Yet they all seem to think thats what women want.

Oh wait. I know why men think that way. Because the dudes in porn have these monster cocks and they get their sex ed facts from that. ::)

Procrasturbator
11-26-2013, 03:24 PM
Lol, it's definitely someone else's photo. P sure he just found a pic of a male model or something and linked his cam feed to it. I've had a guy do that with a female model once (it was obviously a recorded vid of a camgirl) but the username really made it for me this time. Like what was the point of that?

Also right? Like dude, you're paying us! If you can't be yourself with someone who you're PAYING to act like they like you...

caramelDip
11-26-2013, 03:30 PM
So this guy that frequents mfc instead of SM tries to give me advice on mastering mfc. He told me I need music and dance and take my clothes off because the top models are always naked. Lower my skype prices, etc, etc.... so I should show everything in hopes of getting tips? Lmao

Btw I havent been on mfc in a longggg time before today. I made my goal before he even tried to coach me.

Glasses
11-26-2013, 03:31 PM
^^ I love when they send the very first google result of "muscular body". When I call them out the creative ones (well can someone be creative who uses to first google result? nvm) are like, "OMG someone stole my pic!!!"

Snowy0Star
11-26-2013, 08:10 PM
So this guy that frequents mfc instead of SM tries to give me advice on mastering mfc. He told me I need music and dance and take my clothes off because the top models are always naked. Lower my skype prices, etc, etc.... so I should show everything in hopes of getting tips? Lmao

Btw I havent been on mfc in a longggg time before today. I made my goal before he even tried to coach me.

they fail to understand that the top models are always naked because they always get TIPED to be naked before they get in the room ....

audritwo
11-26-2013, 08:16 PM
^^ I love when they send the very first google result of "muscular body". When I call them out the creative ones (well can someone be creative who uses to first google result? nvm) are like, "OMG someone stole my pic!!!"

I reverse image google search every photo someone sends me on SM when they try telling me that they have this massive cock.
I then call them out on it for being a dirty liar and to "be a big boy and take a picture of his own peepee"

audritwo
11-26-2013, 08:18 PM
get hit by an airplane, clone

Snowy0Star
11-26-2013, 08:28 PM
I reverse image google search every photo someone sends me on SM when they try telling me that they have this massive cock.
I then call them out on it for being a dirty liar and to "be a big boy and take a picture of his own peepee"

are most of them porn star cock? i dont wanna jynx it but ive gotten an unwanted dick pik

KNOCK ON WOOD lol

audritwo
11-26-2013, 08:34 PM
are most of them porn star cock? i dont wanna jynx it but ive gotten an unwanted dick pik

KNOCK ON WOOD lol

Most of them are tumblr reposts or all over imgur.
Sometimes I get one with a watermark. *rolls eyes*