View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
sammii
07-15-2011, 03:53 PM
I may have already said this before, but...
"How's dat ass look?"
I hate this question more than anything. It drives me crazy; I always ignore it. "Do you have a nice ass" pisses me off too.
One time, a guy even said "do you have an ass?" I wish I could have thought of a witty sarcastic comment, but I ended up just kicking him.
Zinaida
07-15-2011, 04:24 PM
Every now and then I'll get a guy who actually wants me to scream in pleasure on cam. Even if I didn't have neighbors I still wouldn't do that!! Well, unless the price was right. 8)
My favorite is when I get asked if I'm a virgin. One day a guy in Pakistan asked me that and being the sarcastic bitch that I am, I said that I was. Very sarcastically. He got so excited.
Today someone told me that he wanted me to tell him that I wanted to circumcise him because it got him sooo excited. And expected me to do it for free. Yeah, like I wanna help you get off for free.
sammii
07-15-2011, 04:43 PM
In Free Chat: "I have a question ... is it okay if I masturbate while I'm watching you."
BAN!! Why the fuck do these fuckers think it's okay to get off on us in Free Chat and tell us about it.
"My dick is 12 inches." Okay ... do you expect me to be impressed? Because I'm not.
"Do you think you could handle me?" Why does it matter? I would never in a million years fuck you in real life. Dream on.
"Are you really 18?" I know you wish I would say that I'm actually 15, but I don't support pedophiles.
PrincessLavender
07-15-2011, 05:13 PM
Something I've been getting a lot of lately is "if I was ur husband I would come home with a hard on everyday" "I would fuck u everyday if I was married to u" "I wish u were sitting here with me right now I would...blah blah blah"
And I agree with the "what r u in the mood for" I want to say "well actually I want to go to bed but I need to pay my electric bill so lets just go pvt so I can fake being turned on by a close up of ur penis on ur cam and get this over with"
IsobelWren
07-16-2011, 10:22 AM
and i agree with the "what r u in the mood for" i want to say "well actually i want to go to bed but i need to pay my electric bill so lets just go pvt so i can fake being turned on by a close up of ur penis on ur cam and get this over with"
bwah ha haaa!
AleciaCam
07-16-2011, 12:43 PM
Member"
hey babe, can you roleplay as either Oprah or Fat Albert?"
Umm...I'm 5'8, 138lbs, pale white girl with bright red hair :O
OMG LOL i am in tears right now haha ;D
JoJoX
07-25-2011, 02:49 PM
i hate the "hi there, we are a bi couple from texas" ...so fucking what?? am i suppose to be excited? are you gonna tip me or not?
MzStar
07-25-2011, 03:18 PM
i hate the "hi there, we are a bi couple from texas" ...so fucking what?? am i suppose to be excited? are you gonna tip me or not?
Lmao its some guy that thinks he can get further if you think u can hook up with a girl
they really dont get it
Couples equals twice the price! lmao
ShadySailor
07-27-2011, 11:16 PM
I don't know why this is bothering me so much, but a few weeks ago I had this guy come in that was determined to point out every single fucking thing I did and tell me how weird it was.
"What kind of music is this? It's weird."
"Why are your sheets that color? It's weird."
"You don't wear makeup? You're weird."
FUCK THE FUCK OFF, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO TO ANOTHER ROOM. Your obsession with proving my "weirdness" is a lot stranger than me not wearing make up. I banned him, but I really wanted to punch him in the balls. I don't know why, I've had FAR worse things said to me, but this just enrages me...
CurvySweet
07-28-2011, 01:01 AM
Paid chats talk:
"Do you have MSN/YAHOO or Skype to chat on?"
"Can we chat on MSN/YAHOO cos i'm running out of credits"
"Heres my number call me"
"Why don't you escort?"
"Do you do meets?"
"Will you escort for X amount for 1hour?"
"If you charge X amount for escorting I'll see you"
"Show me your tits bb"
"Show ass bb"
"Fat cunt"
"Let me call you whats your mobile number?"
Emails from these cheap assholes:
"Do accept paypal?"
"I want to book you on cam how do i?"
"About to join you in direct chat can i phone you?"
"What is your number need to chat to you"
"I'm in U.K today if you want to meet up"
"What do i get when i see you in direct cam?"
"What are you wearing today?"
"Have you pooed today?"
"What you up to tonight?"
"Will you dominate me on cam?"
The most hated of all is when a guy enters paid chat asks to see my tits and just leaves in under 30 secs. Makes me feel cheated. On some levels raped.
I love how guys are very very talkative when I used to do the MSN/Yahoo chats. Making a booking of only 5mins that could turn into 20mins or more if I haven't stopped them.
The amount of times I've been accused of being a clock watcher for this is a joke.
Zinaida
07-28-2011, 02:34 PM
The most hated of all is when a guy enters paid chat asks to see my tits and just leaves in under 30 secs.
Then don't do it! This drives me absolutely nuts too. I won't show mine until $10 has been spent and I think I'm gonna make it higher, that or start wearing outfits with more layers so I can stall for more time LOL.
BeautifulDisaster
07-28-2011, 03:36 PM
I HATE the guys who come in giving you compliment after compliment, then they expect since they complimented you so much that they deserve something free in return.
"You have a beautiful smile. You are the perfect woman. Perfect ass. I wish my wife was just like you. Can you give me a tit flash, just for me bb?"
Fridays
07-28-2011, 06:30 PM
I think I;ve heard the most stupid thing today... here it goes..
Him:" Hey you dont have many pictures in your profile"...
Me: Really?? I thought you see me LIVE, right now!, My bad"
----
jeez the stupidity of some people..
Aurora_Sunset
07-29-2011, 09:06 AM
My number one peeve: "That's a wig."
Yes, it's a fucking wig! I don't care if you can tell. Did you really come in here to see my HAIR? I even had one douche last night say "Nice wig, sir." >:(
And then I get the guys who ask, I'm honest, and then they think they can tip me to take it off. No way! My hair looks like shit under there, and it's gonna take too damn long to get it down and then put it back up, and - oh yeah - I wear a wig for a reason.
My other favorite is guys who I ban for being asshats, try to tip me 10-20 tokens and say "Please unban me." For $1? No.
Fridays
07-29-2011, 09:12 AM
My other favorite is guys who I ban for being asshats, try to tip me 10-20 tokens and say "Please unban me." For $1? No.
ah the second they allowed to set a minimum tip, i set it at 20..
if u cant tip $1, I don't want it... keep your change...
JoJoX
08-05-2011, 12:35 PM
lately ive been getting this A LOT!!
guy: hey wana go pvt?
me: yes
guy: ok lets go but can you bring a girl with you?
WHAT THE FUCK? you think i have a supply of bitches hiding in my closet waiting for a pvt? what the fuck? these guys are hard core idiots
Lady Xplicit18
08-05-2011, 02:19 PM
^^^
LOL!
neliana
08-05-2011, 11:54 PM
Lmao I always get that. I had one guy coming in my room every damn week asking if I had a "friend". What part of SOLO camgirl dont you get?
Khamille
08-06-2011, 07:48 PM
Today took the fucking cake when it came to stupid guys.
I had a guy posing as a super hot bisexual girl trying to get me to free skype.
'flash a tit/nip/pussy/asshole' from nonpaying members nonstop
BEST ONE:
[after bugging me all day about if I had ever taken a big dick like his and me blowing him off]
'pvt?'
-sure
'take thong off in public first'
-no, i'm not doing that. you want everyone seeing what you're paying for? which, you haven't yet.
'no i only have 150 tokens and i'm trying to cum'
-okay well I'm trying to work and you're on a pay site.
'fine i'm leaving'
-so leave
'bye bye money' [my favorite line]
-waaaaa
The icing: A guy that always tips me seriously chump change to type dirty to him cussed me out when I'd had enough and turned my cam off.
Sam38g
08-06-2011, 08:04 PM
I have a guy who comes into my rooms and annouces that it is "Shark week". As if I care.
What? What does that have to do with taking me private?
Constant compliments get on my nerves. Compliments dont get accepted as payments for my bills.
The line "I love you" Telling me you Love me is supposed to be the magical terms for me to give you a free show? Funny how the ones who share how much LOVE they have for you NEVER TIP or take you private.
Smooches,
Sam
HaydenBlue
08-07-2011, 09:57 PM
Just got this in my cam-email: "You are a beaitufl black women, I like!"
Colour blindness, dyslexia, AND double vision. Awesome. ::)
Fridays
08-07-2011, 09:58 PM
heard it on MFC..
and from now on I will copy -paste this stuff
""" fucking hate these chicks that think just cause you got some tokens you need to spend them on them you are naked on the web get the fuck over yourself"""
""""" Don't you guys love bitches with a sense of entitlement too"""
poconojudas
08-08-2011, 04:55 AM
This post made me feel so much better..so glad I'm not alone!;D
whiteheat
08-15-2011, 08:14 PM
Still not annoying but kind of wtf
sometimes i got guys asking how old i am, usual question, and when i reply 19 they are like oh you are way too young ill go find another one
...
k.
No one ever said that on MFC though!
Arialandre
08-18-2011, 05:22 PM
When they are talking to you in free chat or catch u on face book and tell you how hard they are stroking it to you. FOR FREE.
Fuck u you useless fucking fucks. Just, fuck. You.
sammii
08-18-2011, 10:54 PM
When they are talking to you in free chat or catch u on face book and tell you how hard they are stroking it to you. FOR FREE.
Fuck u you useless fucking fucks. Just, fuck. You.
This pisses me off soo much. Actually, there's not many things I find more annoying than this. If someone is jerking off to me for free, he better keep it to himself, or the banhammer will be coming his way.
Arialandre
08-19-2011, 03:54 AM
Yup I ban their asses so fast for this.
SybilVain
08-19-2011, 12:40 PM
I haaaaate it when guys catch me on skype and ask if I'm "still working". Duh. Do they really really think that after hours on cam I sign out to chat with the same exact guys for free? I always say if I'm logged onto any of my work accounts, well, I'm working. Last time I was on skype I blocked so many lurkers it wasn't even funny.
Oh and "can i see pussy before private?" Last time a guy asked that tuesday i said "Look sweetie, they all look more or less the same, I told you I'm trimmed, now VISUALIZE!" Ping, private chat. Works! Although oddly I get told a lot I have a "different" pussy. No idea what that means, they never manage to articulate it better. Not sure I want to know. Not sure I should have shared that.
JoJoX
08-19-2011, 07:20 PM
today i had some guy beg me to view his cam because hes good looking and he can change my life. then i pointed out he doesnt even tip so he tips me 10 tokens total (50cents) i told him no again and he tells me that im unfair.
sananeko
08-19-2011, 07:23 PM
^^ I say add a limit to how much they need to tip for you to view their cam. If they ask, tell then to read that profile you work so hard on and come back. It might weed out the beggars abit but only a very little bit..
SybilVain
08-20-2011, 12:49 AM
"Lets take off those shoes."
Alright, lets look at this picture and see what's wrong with it. I'm laying in my bed with shoes on. Because it's sexy? Because my bed springs hurt my sensitive feet? Because I truly enjoy snagging my heels in the comforter?
GUESS WHY YOU ASSHOLE. I wear shoes because no way you're cumming for free with the sad excuse its "just feet". They're the pedestal of my awesomeness. If you like it, put a tip on it.
woo-oh-ooooh *keeps humming single ladies*
prettygreeneyes
08-20-2011, 01:40 AM
For some reason it's extra annoying when they say "let's" or "we". I don't know if that's some kind of psychology trick they think they're trying, but it doesn't fucking work, it just enrages me.
sammii
08-20-2011, 01:53 AM
"Let's" annoys/enrages me too. I'm not sure why; it just does.
SybilVain
08-20-2011, 04:42 AM
OMG yes yes yes, the "let's" is what kills me.
I think the "let's" is their half arsed mindtrick to create an "us", a sort of intimate rapport.
...which is exactly why we hate it.
*waves hand* These are not the boobs you are looking for. Lets show credit card.
sananeko
08-20-2011, 09:20 AM
*waves hand* These are not the boobs you are looking for. Lets show credit card.
I kid you not.. use this line..
Aurora_Sunset
08-20-2011, 09:38 AM
This actually took awhile to sink in, but now it just pisses me off and I wish I had gotten mad when it first happened. My very first day of camming, I had a bunch of beggars in my room (of course) and this guy comes in and starts making comments about "Wow, you have a lot of beggars in here." He then went on to act like he knew what was going on, and told me his gf was also a model on MFC and a dancer, so he knows how everything goes. He then sent me a mail and asked me to read it. The first one was telling me that if I ever wanted some free advice to PM him and he would help make camming easier. I just said "Thanks, maybe later. I'm trying to figure things out right now." He then kept sending me mail with all his little tips and hints... and would keep bugging me in the chat room to go read them. The tips were nothing more than what any girl on here would say to a fellow camgirl... but he would be telling me not to give guys attention for free and he knew how everything worked, yada yada - then stop bothering me! If you know how it all works then stop sending me private mail and harassing me to stop working my room to go read your messages for free! He never even tipped me.... he was like the stripclub equivalent of the guy who sits there, telling you he knows how it all works and trying to just "get in good with you" by talking shit about "all the losers" but never pays you for anything.... so clearly, he doesn't really get how it works... fucking idiot.
prettygreeneyes
08-20-2011, 09:42 AM
OMG yes yes yes, the "let's" is what kills me.
I think the "let's" is their half arsed mindtrick to create an "us", a sort of intimate rapport.
...which is exactly why we hate it.
*waves hand* These are not the boobs you are looking for. Lets show credit card.
Yes, exactly! It's like they think they are so slick and they understand psychology so they're going to pull one over on the dumb cam girl ::) Ughhh get the fuck out of here. Plenty of us have taken Psych 101 and read sales books too, dickhead.
roast
08-20-2011, 05:55 PM
"Lets take off those shoes."
Alright, lets look at this picture and see what's wrong with it. I'm laying in my bed with shoes on. Because it's sexy? Because my bed springs hurt my sensitive feet? Because I truly enjoy snagging my heels in the comforter?
GUESS WHY YOU ASSHOLE. I wear shoes because no way you're cumming for free with the sad excuse its "just feet". They're the pedestal of my awesomeness. If you like it, put a tip on it.
woo-oh-ooooh *keeps humming single ladies*
And the choir says A-MEN
"Let's" or "we" followed by a freechat request is easily easily my top pet peeve of all time. All time. I can usually keep it together but it almost always causes an immediate ban. Lord help you if you have no credits and I can see you don't... and 95% of the guys who do this never have $ in their account.
You think peer pressure works on me? Im naked on the internet FFS. I can go put on a sweater and wool socks if you want? Oh is that what you mean by let us see your feet and let us "see something" when I am pretty much 85% naked? OK, where is my Bill Cosby sweater.... let us turn up the heat...
Even worse if someone chimes in with the jerk who broke the ice like "yea, we -" "let us" :right click... copy andpaste screen name....:
LaceyCummings
08-20-2011, 06:42 PM
Couldn't resist...I want this thread to be emailed to me every day too! I have been ignoring my bf the last two nights now reading it and cackling like a crazy woman. You ladies are all so awesome! :)
"Dirty talk is so hard. Sometimes it comes naturally for me, but it never comes when a guy spontaneously types, "talk dirty to me." I need something to work with. When I have no idea what he's into, I just sputter random words like I have Tourettes. "
I agree!!! I consider myself pretty awesome at dirty talk, but "talk dirty to me bb" is way too damn vague, there are a million different directions to go with that. That's like going to a restaurant and saying "Cook me something." Stupid wankers need to learn to order from the menu.
AND any time I have tried to probe for a little direction, they immediately get frustrated! So I'm supposed to be able to read your mind and know YOUR particular fucked up fantasies? WTF? Give me a hint!
sammii
08-20-2011, 08:24 PM
My first time on cams.com a loser tried to convince me that I was in Nude Chat when I was in Free Chat. He was like "I can show you how you can start getting tips." And I was like "uh, okay." Then he types a message *you are now in Nude Chat. You must be nude at all times. You are now eligible for tips* or something along those lines. I was a newbie, but I'm not stupid, so I obviously didn't fall for it.
Brilynne
08-21-2011, 01:00 AM
Couldn't resist...I want this thread to be emailed to me every day too! I have been ignoring my bf the last two nights now reading it and cackling like a crazy woman. You ladies are all so awesome! :)
"Dirty talk is so hard. Sometimes it comes naturally for me, but it never comes when a guy spontaneously types, "talk dirty to me." I need something to work with. When I have no idea what he's into, I just sputter random words like I have Tourettes. "
I agree!!! I consider myself pretty awesome at dirty talk, but "talk dirty to me bb" is way too damn vague, there are a million different directions to go with that. That's like going to a restaurant and saying "Cook me something." Stupid wankers need to learn to order from the menu.
AND any time I have tried to probe for a little direction, they immediately get frustrated! So I'm supposed to be able to read your mind and know YOUR particular fucked up fantasies? WTF? Give me a hint!
I think the ones that expect us to read their minds are the ones who are just too embarrassed to outright own up to their fucked up fantasy. You know, the ones who want you to fart on cakes and all that weird shit.
LaceyCummings
08-21-2011, 11:36 AM
Talking about the cheese guy reminded me of a new guy that keeps coming into my room. Anybody have the guy that wants you to light long kitchen matches? He's come in a few times but I don't have any so I'm not sure if he actually pays or how long of a pvt it would be.
Yes! I've gotten him a few times! He keeps asking for the long matches, and I only had regular size and he was very disappointed, but he does keep coming back!
Have any of you ladies gotten the guy that asks if you can "fit an egg in your pussy?" He's come by several times now, doesn't even say hi, just asks about the egg, and takes off as soon as I say I don't have any.
I want the cheese guy! I'd buy that shirt... :)
HustletteDiva
08-21-2011, 02:15 PM
For some reason it's extra annoying when they say "let's" or "we". I don't know if that's some kind of psychology trick they think they're trying, but it doesn't fucking work, it just enrages me.
AGREED! I absolutely despise when they do that! LHH It is one thing to beg for something and you're broke and then it is another thing to play on my damn intelligence like you are some how the king of the whole damn chat room and know what every men in here wants to see.I just hate that.."Let us see_______.... How about a big FUCK NO and Good Fucking Bye! Think about that while you are blocked from my room going to another girls room...Geesh! LOL
And it usually takes much to make me loose my cool but that one does it for me.LHH
JoJoX
08-21-2011, 04:38 PM
For some reason it's extra annoying when they say "let's" or "we". I don't know if that's some kind of psychology trick they think they're trying, but it doesn't fucking work, it just enrages me.
THANK YOU!!! i call them out all the time for that. the guys would be like, "can we see your ass?" i would immediately reply, "you mean YOU? cuz everyone else has seen it."
PrincessLavender
08-25-2011, 08:31 PM
What's up with the guys that talk to ur furniture? I cam on a futon mattress on the floor with two pillows behind me and there just so happens to be an electrical outlet on the wall behind me. I step away for 2 min and come back to at least one person talking about how "sexy" my pillows and electrical outlet is. Do they think they are funny and no one has said this before. I honestly think this annoys me more than most things in this thread.
OT Hayden - you just made my wk. Just noticed you quoted me in ur signature. I'm flattered. Lol.
Brilynne
08-25-2011, 09:10 PM
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM bb your hole looks so ready"
wtf. Just..wtf.
This guy harasses me with stupid shit on a nightly basis, but he's good at promoting me so I tolerate it.
loveshooks
08-25-2011, 10:41 PM
"what's the kinkiest thing you've done on cam today?"
um, let's see....watched some gay porn with a client whist he blew a cucumber and slid toys up his neither regions...
not the visual image you were looking for, 'wanks-for-free-to-typed-fantasies' boy? my bad}:D
Fridays
08-25-2011, 10:45 PM
ya.
the "show us your ass" or
" we want to see more" get this from me
" are u a Medusa? Got 2 heads? "WE" who? talk for yourself.
ha..
it shuts them up.
Brilynne
08-25-2011, 11:04 PM
Oh, and I'd also like to throw out that nothing grates more on my nerves than hearing about my celebrity look a like.
One more Paris Hilton comparison, and I will be burning down the internet.