View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
MarleyCat
11-26-2013, 08:34 PM
Last week some guy kept asking me if I had a dog and I kept telling him no.
Then he proceeded to tell me about his dog fucking fantasies and how I should do it because there's a girl he goes to regularly that "plays" with her dogs. All I could do is yawn and nod and let him talk while I secretly watched My Neighbor Totoro.
I didn't even get naked and we were in private so I let that idiot keep on typing about his fantasies for $3/min.
He typed to himself for like 20 minutes lol
Graceface
11-26-2013, 11:52 PM
This little gem from last night:
"Where do you live?"
Where does anybody live, really? <-- walks away from keyboard for ten minutes.
I come back and he's STILL FUCKING THERE.
"So are you going to tell me where you live?"
Sure. But you have to cut your dick off first. If I like the way you've done it, I'll tell you where I live. :no:
Renton
11-27-2013, 05:46 AM
ibeast100: show me something that will make me take u pvt
ibeast100 has been blocked.
::) nope
VictoriaChaos
11-27-2013, 07:31 AM
In private
He wants to see my naked so I start getting undressed.
Moron: do you squirt
Me: No, I don't squirt.
Moron: Open your legs and pee for me
Me: That's against the rules.
Moron: Really?
He said something else then left shorty after.
Even if it wasn't against the rules, I sleep in this bed. I'm not going to pee in it.
Dumbfuck.
audritwo
11-27-2013, 08:53 AM
fuckhold: Can I watch you get fucked and then you make me eat the cum out of your pussy.
me: Yeah, we can to a cuckhold roleplay in exclusive!
fuckhold: I mean in real life
me: I'm strictly virtual
fuckhold: bb if you saw me, you wouldn't care
me: So you got the face I don't want to fuck? I can believe it.
audritwo
11-27-2013, 10:53 AM
26538201: yes of course the hand mass
yes of course the hand mass
yes of course the hand mass
yes of course the hand mass
yes of course the hand mass
Does anyone speak free chat?
caramelDip
11-27-2013, 11:05 AM
So yesterday this guy was chatting in my room on SM. Later on he sends me a message containing: His bio, his name, and his offer to take care of me. I didnt reply by messaging. instead i told him he cant send his # and this is not the site to look for a GF.
TODAYYY his "GIRLFRIEND" came into my room smh....ridiculous:
Snowy0Star
11-27-2013, 12:46 PM
OMG that made me literally lol. ive gotten calls from girls a few times from them catching their man calling me but over the net on a cam site. i dunno who would be that insecure and petty
but the way hes spelling bitch in both his username and his messages WTF was he smoking. a singer in atlanta and his name and all that i think maybe he was trying to self promote or something .
either way its so highschool .... lol
IvyRose
11-27-2013, 01:06 PM
Creepy annoying shit ive heard in free chat:
Creepyfuck: You are so beautiful. If I would see you walking on the street I would kidnap you, and lock you up in the basement to rape you and have youre children
BAN
What the fuck
this is still haunting me since I am allready paranoid when it comes to "guys wild in the open"
Also this wasnt the first one who told me about his "kidnapping" fantasy in free chat
CanadianRuby
11-27-2013, 02:18 PM
"I'm brutally handsome std free"
This was on a guys MGF profile.
He talked about his big dick, lack of STDs, and wanting to fuck.
WRONG PLACE BUDDY. :shhh:
AmethystLily
11-27-2013, 03:28 PM
I swear to god, sometimes camming is like OKC up to 11 when I have my profile set to bisexual.
Bridgetxo
11-27-2013, 04:18 PM
Today on MGF:
Him: hey babe
Me: hey how are you today?
Him: I am great babe. You look really hot in your photos
Me: Thanks a lot
Him: I am interested in your content babe but I won't have the money until tomorrow. You can go ahead and send it all and I will send the money tomorrow. I am trust worthy just check my ratings.
Seriously? Weird thing is I did check out his ratings and he has a few. Majority of them have the words "trust worthy" in them which I find very fishy. One model even left a rating saying that he asked for all of her content first and she was skeptical but sent all of her content and then minutes later had a contribution. Really now? If he could pay right away why didn't he pay first? Very very fishy!
CanadianRuby
11-27-2013, 05:22 PM
Today on MGF:
Him: hey babe
Me: hey how are you today?
Him: I am great babe. You look really hot in your photos
Me: Thanks a lot
Him: I am interested in your content babe but I won't have the money until tomorrow. You can go ahead and send it all and I will send the money tomorrow. I am trust worthy just check my ratings.
Seriously? Weird thing is I did check out his ratings and he has a few. Majority of them have the words "trust worthy" in them which I find very fishy. One model even left a rating saying that he asked for all of her content first and she was skeptical but sent all of her content and then minutes later had a contribution. Really now? If he could pay right away why didn't he pay first? Very very fishy!
I just sent you a message about this, hopefully you'll get back to me! :)
I just wanted to add, that, his blatant "you can go ahead and send it all" comment is so fucking entitled and cocky, I could not believe my eyes when I read that lol. TERRIBLE. He's full of shit. Never believe a mans ratings on MGF.
No model is willing to leave a TRUE bad review for a guy, because they ALWAYS retaliate and leave a bad review on HER page, so really, even if a model has a bad interaction with a man, most the time they won't leave an honest review.
I hate the ratings feature, its crap.
Bridgetxo
11-27-2013, 08:11 PM
I just sent you a message about this, hopefully you'll get back to me! :)
I just wanted to add, that, his blatant "you can go ahead and send it all" comment is so fucking entitled and cocky, I could not believe my eyes when I read that lol. TERRIBLE. He's full of shit. Never believe a mans ratings on MGF.
No model is willing to leave a TRUE bad review for a guy, because they ALWAYS retaliate and leave a bad review on HER page, so really, even if a model has a bad interaction with a man, most the time they won't leave an honest review.
I hate the ratings feature, its crap.
I sent you a reply. Two actually because I forgot to answer a question. I also hate the ratings feature. I feel like he is trying to scam girls with his great "ratings." And if he does get some to send him their content for free they won't be able to leave a rating because he didn't contribute anything to them.
Lady Mondegreen
11-28-2013, 07:02 AM
if i go excl will u act as a monkey please (my fetish)
do u show your privates parts in pvt darling ?
u mean that you show your vulva and all ?
it is allowed ?
does this mean you are a prostitue or something ?
CanadianRuby
11-28-2013, 10:28 AM
Can you send me any photos so when I get back I remember to contribute to you?
[he bought videos, asked for content if he left me a review, I told him I dont give content for reviews/ratings on my profile because guys normally do it because they LIKED THE CONTENT THEY BOUGHT]
Renton
11-29-2013, 10:34 AM
Meanwhile in free chat...
oldmanOncrack: yo raine
how much for an hour of pvt time ;-)
hey raine
how much for an hour of pvt time with your sexy ass
message me?
an hour to much for you little girl>?
spank you, choke you, pull your hair
oldmanOncrack: your not a badass chick your a hipster
oldmanOncrack: dressed as a poser
wannabe a thug
oldmanOncrack: shoulda answered me
hahahaha I can't even
audritwo
11-29-2013, 01:04 PM
I swear to god, sometimes camming is like OKC up to 11 when I have my profile set to bisexual.
If only I can turn off straight people and still get paid. UGH
Jade62013
11-30-2013, 01:00 AM
We all get plenty of freeloaders on a daily basis, but THIS ONE irked me the MOST, EVER, by far...
he sent me a MESSAGE on SM subject "hey"
"hey you have skype or something we could fuck on :D I think you are really hot but I cant afford it :("
that just made my blood boil for some reason. i replied, hey dumbass, ur on a pay for play site. but dont worry you will never have to afford me cuz u are BANNED
how.fucking.insulting.
Bridgetxo
11-30-2013, 01:53 AM
I was hanging out on mfc tonight. It was pretty slow, but I had some regulars show up to hang out and tip. As I was saying good-bye to my regs and thanking them for hanging out with me:
StupidAssholeWhoHasNeverTippedMe: how about a little twirl before you go?
Excuse me, when have you tipped me motherfucker?! I really should just ban his ass because he comes to my room pretty often and NEVER tips. I have people who visit me on mfc and don't tip, but I honestly enjoy their company/conversation so I don't mind. Plus they never ask for shit. But this dude, argh!
Snowy0Star
11-30-2013, 02:22 AM
I was hanging out on mfc tonight. It was pretty slow, but I had some regulars show up to hang out and tip. As I was saying good-bye to my regs and thanking them for hanging out with me:
StupidAssholeWhoHasNeverTippedMe: how about a little twirl before you go?
Excuse me, when have you tipped me motherfucker?! I really should just ban his ass because he comes to my room pretty often and NEVER tips. I have people who visit me on mfc and don't tip, but I honestly enjoy their company/conversation so I don't mind. Plus they never ask for shit. But this dude, argh!
u should - hes an entitled assface and got too comfy with u set him straight give him a 60 day and maybe that will put him in place so he knows u mean business when he can come back
audritwo
11-30-2013, 08:15 AM
Me: Well... Did you give them money? They get real happy in the panties when you give them money (meant as a compliment, ladies)
It really does! I tell people that all the time. :D
Vlodina
11-30-2013, 10:59 AM
JackLind has logged on
ENTERS EXCLUSIVE
JackLind: hi how much for a shag love?
yh
JackLind has logged off
Bridgetxo
11-30-2013, 12:14 PM
I have another one that happened to me on mfc a few days ago. There is this one guy who has been coming to my room for the past 2 months or so. He only talks to me when there are lots of other people talking to me. He has always had tokens for the past two months but has never tipped me. So the other day he kept coming into my room and leaving. I assume he was checking to see if I had reached my countdown yet so he could get a free show. After about the 10th time of coming in and leaving, I decided to ban his ass! Omg you will never believe what happened next...
He tipped me 10 tokens and in the tip note he said "Did you mean to ban me?" Yes motherfucker I meant to ban you! You have been coming to my room for the past two months and have never contributed even a token. Now when I've finally banned you, you decide to tip me?! Too late motherfucker, too fucking late!
CanadianRuby
11-30-2013, 02:57 PM
3560635607
This guy ^. Goes on twitter and badmouths MGF models and MGF - yet he has an account on MGF with 48 reviews (most of them are bad, calling him an asshole, saying he is rude or mean, etc).
What a fucking asshole lol.
caramelDip
11-30-2013, 03:57 PM
Someone wanted a black friday special from me. After telling him i dont do black friday deals, he kept insisting.
He wanted me to dance to an entire song in my bra and panties for 4 Gold. FOUR EFFIN GOLD
X___X
caramelDip
11-30-2013, 04:03 PM
oh and for some darn reason, people have been taking me exclusive for like 3 secs, literally. One guy even said "Hi.....bye"......ummm whats the point of doing that? I dont even get excited anymore.
Snowy0Star
11-30-2013, 07:07 PM
oh and for some darn reason, people have been taking me exclusive for like 3 secs, literally. One guy even said "Hi.....bye"......ummm whats the point of doing that? I dont even get excited anymore.
its a way to troll you and make u lose money because normally everyone leaves. if they cant afford you no one will have you. excl kicks everyone out of ur room bitch move IMO i really wish they would let us block after they leave this is one of the many reasons why
caramelDip
11-30-2013, 07:36 PM
its a way to troll you and make u lose money because normally everyone leaves. if they cant afford you no one will have you. excl kicks everyone out of ur room bitch move IMO i really wish they would let us block after they leave this is one of the many reasons why
ohhh well i'll be writing down names now smh.
CourtneyRaine
11-30-2013, 10:19 PM
Months long premium with no ratings on MGF sends me a live chat.
Him: Hey, do you like incest? x
Me: yes, that is one of the role plays i am experienced with
Me: are you looking for a live show or video(/s)?
[several minutes pass]
Me: did you seriously just send me a live chat request just to ignore me? i know you're not that rude
Him: of course i didn't
Me: okay, so how can I help you tonight?
Him: Do you like real or just roleplay?
Me: i refuse to discuss sexual subjects without a contribution. friendly chat is free. dirty chat is not.
Him: ok, thanks hun x
[chat ends]
Okay, so you're polite enough to interact with me after requesting my attention. You're just rude enough to expect free dirty chat of a taboo nature. Gotcha.
minioo
12-01-2013, 01:25 AM
oh I love this topic!
Him: Bring all your stockings and show me how they look on you!
Me: Sorry, hun, not here!
Him: Can you stop being so money oriented?
Him: CAN YOU STOP BEING SO MONEY ORIENTED? Bring the stockings!
Me: Can you stop beg?
Him: Me, a begger? you should see my stats!
BAN
CourtneyRaine
12-01-2013, 03:31 AM
Damn, the crazies are coming out in full force tonight.
Mygirlfunder: hi sexy
Mygirlfunder: ill cut to the chase
Me: hi there
Mygirlfunder: are you a cristian jesus girl?
Me: why is that relevant?
Mygirlfunder: its is
Mygirlfunder: sorry. bye.
Mygirlfunder: holy girl.
Me: lol no wonder you have a one star rating
1. I am not a "'cristian' jesus girl," and quite frankly I'm not even sure exactly what that means. 2. I'm here to get naked, not intimate. You don't need to know my personal religious preferences in order to successfully masturbate to me.
Fallenangel2904
12-01-2013, 03:36 AM
oh I love this topic!
Him: Bring all your stockings and show me how they look on you!
Me: Sorry, hun, not here!
Him: Can you stop being so money oriented?
Him: CAN YOU STOP BEING SO MONEY ORIENTED? Bring the stockings!
Me: Can you stop beg?
Him: Me, a begger? you should see my stats!
BAN
LOL what makes me laugh most here is the fact that he felt the need to repeat himself, and made sure he PUT THE CAPS LOCK ON WHEN HE DID!
Derp.
Graceface
12-01-2013, 05:16 AM
STOP BEING SO MONEY ORIENTED!
Me: "she works hard for the money, so hard for the money! she works hard for the money so you better treat her riiiiiiight!"
Alternate ending: You are welcome to boss me around in exclusive for the low, low price of $.$$. *100 watt smile*
CurvyWinona
12-01-2013, 09:04 AM
brokesugardaddy has logged on
brokesugardaddy: hi
brokesugardaddy: can i c ur ass
me: yes 5 gold hun
brokesugardaddy: nice nose
brokesugardaddy: and eyes
brokesugardaddy: show me i pay u for pvt
me: thats not how sugar daddy does hun
brokesugardaddy has logged off
CanadianRuby
12-01-2013, 10:17 AM
35609
1. The review he is referring to in the blue: A model gave him 1/5 because he contributed $3.25 to her fund for ALL of her content. He gave her a 3 star review because apparently she didn't send him all of her content. UH hello asshole you only gave her 3 fucking dollars.
2. He literally is calling models CUNTS for getting upset when men send them dick pictures. A model shouldn't have to put on her profile, that she doesn't want DICK PICTURES SENT TO HER FROM STRANGERS THAT NEVER PAY HER.
CanadianRuby
12-01-2013, 10:21 AM
Months long premium with no ratings on MGF sends me a live chat.
Him: Hey, do you like incest? x
Me: yes, that is one of the role plays i am experienced with
Me: are you looking for a live show or video(/s)?
[several minutes pass]
Me: did you seriously just send me a live chat request just to ignore me? i know you're not that rude
Him: of course i didn't
Me: okay, so how can I help you tonight?
Him: Do you like real or just roleplay?
Me: i refuse to discuss sexual subjects without a contribution. friendly chat is free. dirty chat is not.
Him: ok, thanks hun x
[chat ends]
Okay, so you're polite enough to interact with me after requesting my attention. You're just rude enough to expect free dirty chat of a taboo nature. Gotcha.
I talked to that guy too. He types really SLOWLY. Like...takes 5 minutes to respond back, idk what the fuck is up with him, but he's not all "there" in the head it seems. I blocked his ass.
LoraDoll
12-01-2013, 07:53 PM
I really hate that:
I live in a small, middle european country. On cam, i say, im from Slovakia
He: oh i m from Polland! Say something in Slovak!
Me: i use only english here...
He: so where are u from again?
Me: Slovakia....
He: Say something in that language!
Me: I use only english here.
He: than fuck u ass
Me: :crazy: -> Log out.
Why why why the fuck? Mr clever caught me, i dont tell the truth on a porn site, where am i from. : OOOO
How surprising! Next time i ll give him my number, adress, facebook, and a plane ticket , so he can fly here easily. o.O
Sunnylexie
12-01-2013, 08:14 PM
In PVT
Dude: pour some cum or milk over ur body bb
Gosh how'd he find out about the gallon jar of human semen in my fridge?:-X
And my all-time favorite "Underage/K9/whatever prohibited stuff bb? No they won't ban you, we'll go exclusive so noone will know!". Yes, because the site admins are so dumb as to post rules but leave themselves no tools to enforce them. You want to shit all over the place, fuck dogs and sacrifice goats but it's against our rules or plain illegal? NP, we made that sweet Exclusive feature for your convenience! Go Excl and fuck us up in every way you want!
SophieL
12-01-2013, 09:42 PM
I had SM customer to request wardrobe change- fur coat, cowl neck sweater, and circle scarf. I explained that I had all those items, I don't go to get them until we are in Excl, and that as it was not a usual request it would take a few minutes for me to gather them up. A second request for me to get them before going Excl... a second NO. After, I got them, put the items on he stayed less then 30 seconds. Seriously? I despise wardrobe change request just for that reason. He also complained about the length of time it took me to get items. He was told ahead of time.
audritwo
12-01-2013, 10:06 PM
I had SM customer to request wardrobe change- fur coat, cowl neck sweater, and circle scarf. I explained that I had all those items, I don't go to get them until we are in Excl, and that as it was not a usual request it would take a few minutes for me to gather them up. A second request for me to get them before going Excl... a second NO. After, I got them, put the items on he stayed less then 30 seconds. Seriously? I despise wardrobe change request just for that reason. He also complained about the length of time it took me to get items. He was told ahead of time.
Those guys suck. I refuse to get any items unless I'm in exclusive. The serious ones will take you right away. Ones that complain, I tell them time with me is valuable and your special request takes up my time.
I think I've had that request a month ago. Guy wasn't too happy with my response. But fuck him! Idgaf!
Snowy0Star
12-01-2013, 11:45 PM
i do outfit changes and special wardrobe request in block exclusive only
CanadianRuby
12-02-2013, 07:27 AM
Someone wants me to take a photoset of me masturbating with a crucifix. :loco:
I'm an atheist, I don't HAVE a cross kicking around...and...even if I did....that does NOT sound sanitary. Plus, do I REALLY want to be "that girl" that has photos on the internet with a cross in her hoo-ha?????? :O
35619
VictoriaChaos
12-02-2013, 03:30 PM
DumbFuck: 10 gold? too much
my max for slaves is 2 gold. and ur fucking ugly so ill settle for a dollar.
VictoriaChaos
12-02-2013, 03:32 PM
This day seriously just needs to end.
ComeToMe: watsup sexy
how u doing
chillin,,,they treating u ok?
u have some sexy eyes
where u from
woooooo thats a first,,Washington State
u dont hear that often,,,,lol
im in philly
u ever been
come visit,,,,id be a good host
i cant stand when a woman cant hold a intelligent conversation
because once u nut,,u want them to leave
well were on a sex site so im being a little forward
i like the strip clubs,,do u?
when u come to philly i'll take u
im being real pushy about getting u to philly,,bring ur friend so you'll feel more comfortable
Snowy0Star
12-02-2013, 04:03 PM
You do quickies?
does your address bar say hookers-r-us?
audritwo
12-02-2013, 06:16 PM
How fast can you make a guy cum in bed
*ignores but in my head...
-If you actually had sex, you would know its not a race.
AmethystLily
12-02-2013, 07:38 PM
I can't tell you how many people I've gotten, claiming thatt they are deaf. Part of me doesn't want to be ablist, but it's also not my job to hold every customer's hand, unless they pay me enough. Besides, when it comes to matters of access, I feel like anybody who is actually deaf should contact the site, not each model. Wonder what is the best way to handle this situation.
Snowy0Star
12-02-2013, 07:51 PM
I can't tell you how many people I've gotten, claiming thatt they are deaf. Part of me doesn't want to be ablist, but it's also not my job to hold every customer's hand, unless they pay me enough. Besides, when it comes to matters of access, I feel like anybody who is actually deaf should contact the site, not each model. Wonder what is the best way to handle this situation.
i always tell them to give me 20 gold or take me pvt i dont care who are you ur not going to mess up my money and take me attention away from someone else. most of the time when ppl see you typing they leave. even when im talking to them and sometimes type on the stripperweb gen chat if its slow and chat seems interesting it clears the room and everyone else that comes in wont stay long enuf for me to say hi . o shes typing eww leaves .
AmethystLily
12-02-2013, 07:58 PM
i always tell them to give me 20 gold or take me pvt i dont care who are you ur not going to mess up my money and take me attention away from someone else. most of the time when ppl see you typing they leave. even when im talking to them and sometimes type on the stripperweb gen chat if its slow and chat seems interesting it clears the room and everyone else that comes in wont stay long enuf for me to say hi . o shes typing eww leaves .
Fair enough. It sucks if people really are deaf, but a good screen reader can cost $1000 or more, so although I can empathize, I can't really sympathize.