View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Bridgetxo
12-02-2013, 08:11 PM
Ugh, today on MGF:
I got a contribution from someone for $32 for two of my videos. Those videos cost $28 EACH. I hate when they send me a contribution for a "deal" that I haven't agreed to. I sent both of the videos because I didn't want to get a bad rating but damn, I was so pissed off. I'm tempted to block them so they don't send me any more "deals" without asking first!
Snowy0Star
12-02-2013, 08:16 PM
Ugh, today on MGF:
I got a contribution from someone for $32 for two of my videos. Those videos cost $28 EACH. I hate when they send me a contribution for a "deal" that I haven't agreed to. I sent both of the videos because I didn't want to get a bad rating but damn, I was so pissed off. I'm tempted to block them so they don't send me any more "deals" without asking first!
i would have sent one then messaged him about it u cant let them bully and control you because ur worried about getting a bad rating when theyre the ones who were wrong .
takiaya
12-02-2013, 10:31 PM
Skype crudicles:
[10/24/2013 10:51:16 PM] Taylor Nunes: btw don't know if you're single or not but i totally would love to be a guy in your life or your bf, we are the same age, i live in miami & am well off, produce music & am getting my architecture license, would be willing to do whatever, if you're curious or interested let me know, I'm 100% serious, you're so beautiful & exactly my type id love to get to know what you're like & what you like.. heres my email @
[email protected]
[10/24/2013 10:55:06 PM] Taylor Nunes: can give you any other info, twitter, Facebook, Pictures etc & my # too if you don't believe me
(never talked to this guy before)
[11/15/2013 1:48:52 AM] Chenig: are oyu there?
[11/15/2013 1:51:11 AM] Chenig: oh no...what happened?
(I never even said hi to this guy dunno what the oh no what happened was about)
[11/30/2013 1:02:27 PM] Ari Sutrisno: may i see your boobs
(again never spoke to this guy before, first message he sends me)
[12:25:27 AM] Andrew Flower: so u on bed
[12:25:40 AM] Andrew Flower: or doing some work
[12:26:34 AM] Andrew Flower: u frm US
[12:26:37 AM] Andrew Flower: am frm london
[12:27:17 AM] Andrew Flower: :( busy
[12:31:39 AM] Andrew Flower: u thr
[12:31:40 AM] Andrew Flower: dear
[12:31:41 AM] Andrew Flower: plzz
[12:31:43 AM] Andrew Flower: reply
(again didn't even say hi to the guy yet)
I dunno how these guys get my skype id @
[email protected]
CatBBW
12-03-2013, 10:36 AM
Hello all :) I'm newly registered, but have been reading this thread for a few days now, and properly Laughing Out Loud at a lot of the posts. I've been camming on AW for about 3 years now, and can relate to the "show ass", "do a twirl" etc constant crap. Thought I would post a new-to-the-scene fetish that I am asked for at least twice a week...
"stick tongue out flat like Miley"
Considering I am fat, in my forties, and bear no resemblance to Miley Cyrus, why are they picking on me? :O
Vlodina
12-03-2013, 10:58 AM
steamingleeming: i pay prostitutes and give em footrubs...
haha
=p
steamingleeming: i can take ur place like its nothing...
steamingleeming: i effortlessly do what you could never achive...
=p
steamingleeming has been blocked.
CanadianRuby
12-03-2013, 01:15 PM
Ugh, today on MGF:
I got a contribution from someone for $32 for two of my videos. Those videos cost $28 EACH. I hate when they send me a contribution for a "deal" that I haven't agreed to. I sent both of the videos because I didn't want to get a bad rating but damn, I was so pissed off. I'm tempted to block them so they don't send me any more "deals" without asking first!
Noooooo don't do that. You email support and tell them you want to refund him the money and block his ass. What was his username? Don't let guys scam you like that.
Bridgetxo
12-03-2013, 04:25 PM
Noooooo don't do that. You email support and tell them you want to refund him the money and block his ass. What was his username? Don't let guys scam you like that.
I didn't realize that support would refund them. I was afraid that they would report me and then my account would be unverified until I gave them the content. I will remember this for next time, thanks!
CatBBW
12-03-2013, 06:04 PM
And when they type "bb" it always sounds like "bee bee" in my head and it really erks the fuck outta me lol
It makes me think they're asking for "BareBack" ... even though I know it's their one-handed wanky typing for "babe" or "baby". Still grates on my last nerve!
Sunnylexie
12-03-2013, 06:34 PM
IdiotYesterday: tell about last dick you had
Me: The last one?
IdiotYesterday: yes
Me: mmmm
He's sitting in in my room acting entitled and demanding for free sex talk:P
IdiotYesterday leaves
SameIdiotTonight: what size cock do u prefer when sucking...versus fucking?
Me: dude, you came here yesterday. Did you hope I'd change my mind about free dirty talk?
SameIdiotTonight: so no answer
Me: Right you are.
Dumbass: you like c2c
Me: yes
got something interesting to show me?;-)
Dumbass: you like to give instructions to
Me: Yes, I do it in Exclusive.
Dumbass: *goes pvt (which is like twice cheaper than Excl)*
lets play bb
Me: Hi again! So, what shall I do to make you smile?
Dumbass: mmm very nice
instruct me bb
JOI
Me: *FACEPALM*
They actually have crucifix dildos. I've seen pics of them but I can't imagine anyone has one lying around.
Someone wants me to take a photoset of me masturbating with a crucifix. :loco:
I'm an atheist, I don't HAVE a cross kicking around...and...even if I did....that does NOT sound sanitary. Plus, do I REALLY want to be "that girl" that has photos on the internet with a cross in her hoo-ha?????? :O
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Snowy0Star
12-03-2013, 09:40 PM
They actually have crufix dildos. I've seen pics of them but I can't imagine anyone has one lying around.
https://www.google.com/search?q=crucifix+dildo&newwindow=1&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS564US564&espv=210&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=xrGeUpr5CqGfyQHEzICQBA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1360&bih=642
i had to look it up the power of the curiosity compelled me
caramelDip
12-03-2013, 10:29 PM
My profile pic on SM is of me CLEARLY showing my caramel cheeks
Guest1: Can i see your ass?
Me: 5 Gold or for the best view....private :)
Guest1: *Leaves chatroom*
Guest2: Can i see your ass?
Me: 5 Gold or for the best view....private :)
Guest2: *Leaves chatroom*
and so on and so on......why the hell do they even come in my damn room?? Better off going to MFC so the paying members can "pay for them" ....*sighs*
SavannahLynnn
12-03-2013, 10:52 PM
I forgot to screen shot or copy it before I closed my browser but this guy on streamate asked me if I've ever been with a black guy. Although being half black, I am only attracted to white guys. I responded with my usual never having the opportunity; to which he replied, "That's too bad because black guys will take care of you better, treat you better, fuck you better and our babies will be better looking." Obviously I took offense to this because my daughter's is basically white and adorable. Block.
Snowy0Star
12-03-2013, 11:21 PM
I had a guy come into my room a few times with the name NIGGER all caps just like that i refused to say anything to him because it seems like hes just a troll to get attention and i wasnt going to give it to him and he kept trying to get my attention like hi sexy hi bb hru whats odd is he isnt the only NIGGER ive gotten in my room. ive blocked 1-2 now i think i just wasnt in the mood i ignored him and he went away vs banning him the second he came in.
Bridgetxo
12-04-2013, 01:23 AM
I just got this message on MGF from someone I have never talked to before:
Mmm Ill test your throat out, put pur hands behind your back, grab you by the back of the neck and fuck my hard cock down it
I don't even know how to respond to this...
CatBBW
12-04-2013, 09:32 AM
Not exact transcript but it went like this. He is from the US, I weep for our education system. This is what years of abstinence-only does to people.
Guy has been hanging around for awhile, suddenly:
"you got milk for me?"
"..."
"bb those titties full of milk for me?"
"No, sorry bb"
"Aww, come on... you can"
"Hmmm.. I cant bb, Im not pregnant"
"No milk?"
"Im not lactating, I dont have a newborn, no milk"
"can you squirt milk for me in pvt?"
"Sorry bb :( may have to try another model.. try someone under 'pregnant', ok?"
"you can do it ;)"
:suddenly in pvt:
"oh, hello"
"mmm, yes, those titties want to be milked"
:assumes it is a roleplay... continues as such... he seems confused after 5minutes:
"where the milk bb?"
:continues roleplay:
"No milk?"
"Hmm.... I dont have milk in my breasts"
"why not bb?"
"My breasts are-- are uh milkfree"
"mmm cmon rub out some milk for me bb"
:continues as if it is a roleplay... he continues to be confused:
"sorry bb can you pinch your nips for milk for me?"
"sorry I dont think you understand - I dont have babies, I dont even have children, I dont have breastmilk IRL"
"why? cmon bb, you can try for me, try for me please?" :tips me 15 gold:
"uh thanks but... wait let me see something" :checks if I was suddenly put in the pregnant category. Im not:
"just press em.. like this" :he sends his cam and pinches air:
"That... I mean I love pinching my nipples, Id love to pinch them for you bb-"
"-mmmm yes, pinch until milk comes-"
"-but it doesnt work like that?"
"Try, please? Please?"
:tries, no milk... obviously:
"try again? I dont understand"
"Well, I have never lactated in my life? Im- Im not in the pregnant category, I think you mistook me for another model."
"idgi?"
"....women cant leak breast milk at will" :silent but still in pvt:
"let's have fun another way bb, want to suck them?" :silent, but still there:
"hello?"
"cmon please bb? I can tip more?"
"I-I-I-dont think you understand... it-I mean- what?"
:leaves, rates me a 1:
I feel bad - we was in there for almost 17 minutes. A quick google search wouldve saved him so much money.
Yep, I've had one like this - perhaps it was the same guy!!
HIM: WOW luv the puppies (he means my boobs)
me: ty
HIM: they so big pls i want milk from them
me: I can't get milk from them
HIM: y not
me: because I'm not pregnant or breast feeding
HIM: but they so big
me: yes, but I still can't get milk from them
HIM: y not
me: because I'm not pregnant or breast feeding
pause.......
HIM: can i get u prgnant
*kicked*
audritwo
12-04-2013, 10:00 AM
can you rub your tits over my balls?
*didn't know that was a thing. hmm
Heather7679
12-04-2013, 11:53 AM
moron : Where in the US do you live?
me : Chicago
moron: Really? I didn't think any white people lived in Chicago
me : :O
WTF??? lmao
CatBBW
12-04-2013, 01:23 PM
I've been asked yesterday again "Is Claudia Reina your real name?". *facepalm* I always reply with yes, of course it is, why do you ask? - Because I want to know your real name. *more facepalm*
Guys are ALWAYS asking my name - so I reply "Cat". "Yes, but what's your real name?" So I tell them "That is my real name. It's short for Catherine." (nb: of course it's not my real name)
One of my regular customers has this fantasy that he's my toyboy (he's only a few years younger than me, about the same age as my husband!) and we're having this passionate love affair - this is all great, but he insists on calling me CATH or CATHY - even on the feedback he leaves me, which for some reason make me want to reach through the screen and gouge his eyes out with a rusty fork.
Procrasturbator
12-04-2013, 02:09 PM
^ Omg! I feel you. I have this, well, not a regular but a regular freeloader in my free chat who always calls me the second part of my cam name. Like if my name was Beth Ann and most customers don't even call me Beth until I've told them it's alright in private--he calls me Ann. Constantly. It drives me fucking NUTS and I don't even know why but I just want to strangle the little shit.
CummingCouple
12-04-2013, 02:48 PM
The guys who think they know everything. Now I know what it's like to be bombarded with untrue statements about hair from MEN. I decided to TRY to educate this one to no avail. Sorry for long chat space.
curiousgeorg3:Nice bedhead
me: No, Ive got dreads formed in the back but upfront is still in its process.
curiousgeorg3: its looks messy but once u get it done, itll look hott lol
me : there is no definite "done" with neglect, the journey goes on for a long time... no chemicals, no manual process, no maintenance, but yes, i will be happy once it locks up.
curiousgeorg3:wax it and keep dreading it i guess
me : yuck, why would I allow that in my dreads?
(T) curiousgeorg3: white girl with dreads
me : wax is a dread killer
(T) curiousgeorg3: sexxxyy
me : so how many dreadheads do you know that have used wax and dont get mildew?
me : and dont cut em
me: and totally lock up?
(T) curiousgeorg3: mmm about 2 of them
me : I had a bf who had them for a year and a half, who waxed only a few times and they never locked completely using the backcombing thing
curiousgeorg3: one of them shes my friend she did it like 2 yrs ago and she waxed and keep dreading them daily
me : shit, im not going to shave my head, thats why i dont backcomb or use destructive methods to knot the hair. It does it on its own.
me : you know how split that makes the shaft?
(T) curiousgeorg3: lmao why not?? bald girls is the new shit now days
curiousgeorg3: i see girls with half a head shaved
me : then you have the strange stage that comes along with BC and crochet looking like sideshow bob cause they're too tight and short.
me : yeah, i just dont want to do that to my scalp... Too much pressure then youre risking alopecia.
(T) curiousgeorg3: why not take it to the next level. go bald ot go home lol
me : so mine come out with conditioner
me: until absolutley necessary for the health of our neck muscles we won't be cutting them... well, he might look okay but if my dreads get so heavy that they give me a wide neck, I'll probably start all over again for the fun of it.
me: straight hair is so overrated
(T) curiousgeorg3: chances are youre gonna get rid of them in less than a year
me : fuck nawPreciousBB : im in for the long haul
me: im doing it with my hubby so theres a pact unspoken about not cutting them
curiousgeorg3: cuz after a while if you domt take care of them and do the proper procedures then you better off buy a free pass for the baber shop
curiousgeorg3: but it takes time so dont get all crazy about it... maybe your hair needs diiffrerent tratment
me : "take care of them" there lies the issue, see theres this mistakenly spread thing about maintenance... when there is none. i cant wait to put this on my blog. You sir are an idiot. I've spoken to a guy who had had his dreads over 20 years and they look perfect... you're telling me to give it time but to also use destructive methods? Goodbye.
CatBBW
12-04-2013, 03:39 PM
Just this minute on AW...Another male who has no idea how the female body works...
HIM enters the room
HIM: hi
CatBBW: hiya
HIM: ur belly bigger than boobs
CatBBW: yes it is
HIM: hahai can make it bigger
CatBBW: really? hows that then
HIM: quiz ur nipples
CatBBW: you want to quiz my nipples? will that make my belly bigger?
HIM: no, ur tits will become big
(kicked)
Snowy0Star
12-04-2013, 04:02 PM
Just this minute on AW...Another male who has no idea how the female body works...
HIM enters the room
HIM: hi
CatBBW: hiya
HIM: ur belly bigger than boobs
CatBBW: yes it is
HIM: hahai can make it bigger
CatBBW: really? hows that then
HIM: quiz ur nipples
CatBBW: you want to quiz my nipples? will that make my belly bigger?
HIM: no, ur tits will become big
(kicked)
what is quizing ur nipples - is that some Brit slang im not savy too ?
Vlodina
12-04-2013, 04:04 PM
He's just an idiot. He must mean "squeeze"!
audritwo
12-04-2013, 06:40 PM
So I offer 3 videos when someone bids in 10 gold towards a goldshow. I got this message when I was going over my messages to send out vids.
"Hey on 25 NOV I sent you 5 gold, and I sent you another 5 so that I could get those 3 videos."
-No, it doesn't work like that. SMH
Sunnylexie
12-04-2013, 06:58 PM
urokedude: Are you wearing heels and stockings?
Me: yes
Brokedude: could you show?
Me: sure, for 3 gold
Brokedude: Sorry darling I lost all my money
want to see if I can win some back with you
Me: hun, I got financially screwed multiple times, but it never got me any free services;)
Brokedude: you like gambling, too?
Me: not at all) Got no luck for it)
Brokedude: I lost 10000 last time
Can I see those nice heels?
Me: 3 gold. Not a big deal for you, from what I can see;)
LoraDoll
12-04-2013, 07:32 PM
in pvt.
- Are u able to Get naked?
- Are u able to stand up?
- In your cam? (there s something not okay with this one o.O)
DDDDDDD:
- what are u girls doing here?
- think, all men want to see pussy? (well, gays like u, maybe dont...)
- did i asked for strip?
- did i asked?
( i stand straigh, naked dont move...)
- hell, no!
excuse me, what s your problem, and why disturbing me?
Sometimes i wish, ppl dont pay for minute, but the bigger shit they ask, they pay the bigger. :*
another person is in the room. We re around 1 min, when he asks:
- why u say on your profil site, u re kinky? (because the system of Jasmin give us a fullfilled profile with the account, but that s not your thing anyway... :D )
* excuse me?
- u re not kinky, so u are a liar.
* um. we are at 1 min. I just started my show as u see... if u just want to blame me, do it. Why need to do a show, for that?
Could u explain? I m not enough good to u? xD
He couldn't explain of course. :"D
CourtneyRaine
12-05-2013, 12:58 AM
[After asking if he was interested in any of my videos:]
ClearlyBlind: maybe but if remember you don't have any actual IR though
Me: oh, yes, i have a bj video that is actual boy/girl
ClearlyBlind: but is he black? i want to see a white girl suck a bbc
Me: 1. i am not white. 2. no, he is asian
Dude. You just need to see one picture of me to see I am brown as fuck. 95% of the girls I see on MGF are white. Why the heck would you come to ME looking for white girl on bbc content???
And this gem, chatted me up looking for a full nude masturbation toy show:
Me: so how long of a show are you looking for?
Cheapo: well i was hoping for ten minutes for 30 credits
Me: well in my profile it states that my rate for full nude masturbation is $4/min, but I can do a topless toy bj show for $3/min
Me: so what are we doing?
Cheapo: i know others that will do more for less but thank you anyway
Laughing. My. ASS off. In frustration. This guy has been a member for nearly 1.5 years and has two ratings. And you know what his first rating is? 2/5 with the following comment: "I liked camming with him the first 2 times. He was sweet and a bunch of fun...He knows my prices but still offers unfair pricing. I am sorry but 20$ for 10 minute toy play +watching your cam is not enough especially after site fees....I just rather you not live me unless you are going to pay my price. I am sick of hearing what other girls charge." Preach, sista girl! And the stupid part is I am having a slow night and actually would have offered him that $10 discount if he would have asked for it, but not after that "more for less" comment.
CanadianRuby
12-05-2013, 01:19 AM
Sweetwilly: Have you or would you ever fuck a guy's ass with a toy?
Me: Why would I answer that for free?
Sweetwilly: You don't have to answer it for free. I was just asking before I sent you a custom request. I'll private message it and if you are into it, please let me know.
------
Evvvvery time you confront a guy about trying to ask you sexual questions and they have never paid you ANYTHING....they always have some excuse like, "oh I was just asking because I wanted to order a custom". Uh no, asshole. You present the custom idea to me, and I say YES or NO. You don't talk about my main profile photo, ask me if I have used a strapon, and THEN ask me if I would fuck a dude in the ass with a toy :stop:
What, am I going to sit here and describe it to you? You want a sexual question answered about my personal sex life? You PAY UP.>:(
update: He pm'd me his idea for this apparent "custom". It literally had nothing to do with me fucking a dude with a toy. SO. Yeah buddy, you were freeloading and trying to get off for free. *yawn*
Renton
12-05-2013, 01:25 AM
Gkicked: I saw your pic, did you steal your tattoo designs from an Ed Hardy t-shirt?
none of my tattoos are old school or anything that resembles Ed Hardy ::) He just came in to say that and quickly left. coward.
Procrasturbator
12-05-2013, 02:16 AM
(T) M2019: Hey Beautiful!!;) Will you blow me a KISS????;)) Plzzzzzz I'm about to CUM and it would make it feel like 2000x better!!!!!;)))))) plzzzzz
Most satisfying disconnect in a while.
EDIT: Oh look, more stupid annoying shit.
(T) guest1150: I`m blonde, 18 yr old
(T) guest1150: and I`m naked
(T) guest1150: any guys wanna see my cam?
(T) guest1150: for free
Sunnylexie
12-05-2013, 02:58 AM
uhhh..... i don't even know...
larry: wire tech your private residence
search each nook and cranny
every little crevice
perv the ass picking doofus
maybe installed a spy cam there
143 to the mastery of a 158 zelda nintendo score
pulsars of quasars
mixed up in chips
uhh... huh? lol.
Can anyone translate this?
Had him too) He came and started raving about how I should hire a "wire tech guy for my private residence" because "hacker guy has spy cams all over the place", but he can outsmart the "hacker" as he "beats him by 50 IQ points". I wanted to send it here but my browser crashed so I didn't get to copy it. I thought he was trying to blackmail me or badger me into giving him freebies so he'd help me with the "hacker guy" and his "spy cams", and laughed my ass off because what the omniscient genius called my "private residence" is a bedbug-infested MDU kennel I moved in literally a week ago.
Procrasturbator
12-05-2013, 05:14 AM
(T) guest6136: everybody make nude nıpple show only u not make why?
Omg I cannot stop giggling right now.
Renton
12-05-2013, 06:42 AM
this is in free chat on SM
erosh: can show me your tits
no
me: this is a pay2play site, you need to sign up and take me private if you wanna have fun
erosh: i to want it
me: like a wise person once said
"if you ain't got no money take your broke ass home"
erosh: your face has dimples
OH NO YOU GUYS! I can't live any longer, my FACE! it has DIMPLES! that I put there by getting my cheeks pierced! AS I HAD PLANNED IT!
what a cruel, cruel world
Jade62013
12-05-2013, 06:48 AM
My cam name is Jade20136...I have seriously had people ask if 20136 is my zip code. I mean, if you remotely even CONSIDER that I may be dumb enough to do that you deserve to burn in hell.
Renton
12-05-2013, 06:51 AM
^You mean you're not actually dying to meet all those hot guys with huge cocks?
caramelDip
12-05-2013, 07:43 AM
Gkicked: I saw your pic, did you steal your tattoo designs from an Ed Hardy t-shirt?
none of my tattoos are old school or anything that resembles Ed Hardy ::) He just came in to say that and quickly left. coward.
I had on an Ed Hardy shirt last week and some non paying member asked me if it was laundry day. No bitch. its just a damn shirt. smh
seller317
12-05-2013, 08:05 AM
My cam name is Firecooch317 and guys ask me all the time if 317 is my area code LOL Sorry buddy but Im not from indiana and even if I was Im not calling you!
VictoriaChaos
12-05-2013, 11:13 AM
AfricanPrince: Hello
How are you today
You are so CUTE... Exotic
Well
sorry
you made me spill my coffee
See you are quite Exquisite
Exotic
How would I get an exclusive to see your sexy body?
So intoxicatingly sexual chocolate
I am an African Prince in Gabon
We have internet here
Your beauty makes me nervous. My apologies
I have gold
no cash
Africa is very rich
Very nice to hear your laughter. you have a beautiful spiritt
In my country, you are worth four cows and land. This make you rich.
You have great personality
I can get you a real leopard skin from the animal. It is a royal gift
Ok. Can I see your beautiful breasts. I imagine their ancestry from our motherland Africa
One day I will be able to come to America for a visit
And then you will see royalty
AmethystLily
12-05-2013, 11:34 AM
So, yesterday I had a troll come into my room, totally grasping at straws. First, he wanted to know why my TV isn't a flat-screen (It is, actually.) and suggested it was because I'm autistic. Then he started making antisimetic remarks. I thought about seeing what else he had, but I was also talking to paying customers, so I made use of the ban button.
I also had someone refuse to read my profile (where I specifically mention that I require a tip before I will PM someone) until I PMed them.
audritwo
12-05-2013, 11:38 AM
I am an African Prince in Gabon
He probably is related to the Nigerian Prince who needs your help getting large sums of money out of the country. Just needs your bank account number and your mother maiden name. You will get 30% in return!"
VictoriaChaos
12-05-2013, 11:55 AM
He probably is related to the Nigerian Prince who needs your help getting large sums of money out of the country. Just needs your bank account number and your mother maiden name. You will get 30% in return!"
I told my boyfriend about it and he said that's ridiculous, no one talks like that.
Then he sent me http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094898/ It's Eddie Murphy's coming to America.
I could not stop laughing.
chloemay
12-05-2013, 12:35 PM
I told my boyfriend about it and he said that's ridiculous, no one talks like that.
Then he sent me http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094898/ It's Eddie Murphy's coming to America.
I could not stop laughing.
There was a specific beach nightclub my BFF and I used to frequent back in the day (free drinks for ladies). Every time we went a guy would use the ,
"I am a Prince in my country." line. Good times :-D
CurvyWinona
12-05-2013, 01:20 PM
cheapskater: how are u hun
cheapskater: do u do gold show?
me: no i do not. but i offer videos for gold
cheapskater: i want live for gold
:-)
me: sorry hun
cheapskater: ok, I wil try next time
c u soon
:-)
me: when i do gold shows
i only do voyeur or titty show while chilling
no play :-)
cheapskater: who knows one day u might upgrade ur show
:p
me: upgrade ur spending maybe? :-)
cheapskater: hehehe
amazing eyes
luscious sadie
12-05-2013, 01:28 PM
"upgrade your spending"
fucking love it.
SoloDesire
12-05-2013, 02:35 PM
Just got this one in my free chat on SM...I can't stop giggling!
Ilikefreeshit: hi
if u r covering everything.. who will come? if u be completely naked all those who have loggedin will be here only... i am fucking damn sure abt that... everyone will tip u alsowithout even asking...if its live show no one will comejust check if u dont be
just check if u dont believe
i just told u a business secret
CanadianRuby
12-05-2013, 02:39 PM
"So why did you join Mygirlfund?"
I fucking HATE it when people ask me that. WHY DO YOU THINK?
So. I am in a pissy mood, and two guys that contributed ONE TIME keep spamming me the last few days with chat requests, half the time im not getting them because the chat is OFFLINE, but it says I am online. I put in my status: "Please stop spamming the live chat button". Boom I get douches sending live chat invites and then hanging them up just to piss me off.
So, someone just asked me why I joined MGF...normally I say a bunch of crap to make it sound "good". Not in the mood, so I just answered "MONEY".
CurvyWinona
12-05-2013, 04:32 PM
amazonswindler: Well i don't have tokens but i can offer you something from amazon
amazonswindler: like a phone , a perfume or a watch .
amazonswindler: of course you'll get an order confirmation before we start the show
me: haha no. i can offer u $10 amazongift for 29 min long video. it has to be giftcard.
amazonswindler: thats the point bb i cant use my credit card to buy you gift cards codes are already
amazonswindler: applied to my account (i can show you my balance ) cauz im married so i bought these gc's
amazonswindler: from stores and they're expiring soon so i need to get rid of them
me: haha poor thing. NO
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I wished I could use NO kitty on cam4.
Holly_xoxo
12-05-2013, 05:34 PM
UselessTimeWaster: hey sexy ready for Christmas?
Me : as ready as I'll ever be. How about you?
UselessTimeWaster: sort of, little more to go not really close though lots to do at work....lol any snow there?
At this point, I know he's just wasting my time so I give the one word response to the snow question "yes" and keep talking to the other people in my room.
UselessTimeWaster : same here makes for nicer shovelling lol what do you do on your spare time what are your hobbies?
Me: You sure have a lot of questions
UselessTimeWaster: yeah kinda, just looking to kill time before heading back to work.
Me: I'm not here to entertain bored people
UselessTimeWaster leaves the room
These guy annoy me soooo badly. They have no intention of spending money. They're literally just bored and killing time.
audritwo
12-05-2013, 05:53 PM
cheapskater: how are u hun
cheapskater: do u do gold show?
me: no i do not. but i offer videos for gold
cheapskater: i want live for gold
:-)
me: sorry hun
cheapskater: ok, I wil try next time
c u soon
:-)
me: when i do gold shows
i only do voyeur or titty show while chilling
no play :-)
cheapskater: who knows one day u might upgrade ur show
:p
me: upgrade ur spending maybe? :-)
cheapskater: hehehe
amazing eyes
Haha he played the "maybe if I compliment her, I will get titties."