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Sunnylexie
12-10-2013, 03:09 AM
Just the lube, and must say I like it a lot. It's good both as cum and lube and doesn't leave difficult stains or mess with my microflora. A reg of mine promised me a couple BD toys as a New Year present, though) We'll see how he keeps the word.

SexiCal
12-10-2013, 03:27 AM
Him: I need to nut bb
Me: Go private to nut.
Him: I have 2 go prvt to nut bb? but why bb?
Him: I love nutting for women for free. do you understand me? for free?
Me: And I love banning for free, so enjoy your nut...for free, but not on me.

CanadianRuby
12-10-2013, 06:24 PM
Dudes status on MGF:

"I really fucking hate being ignored. I really do".

His profile also stated, he is basically only attracted to / wants to talk to "lonely, broken" women, and if you pretend to be "broken" he'll know you're really not o_O

Maybe, If you weren't a freeloader, then models wouldn't be ignoring your live chat requests ::) Or, maybe if you didn't flip your shit and have a temper tantrum over a missed live chat invite, models would be more receptive of you.

I hate when guys get their panties in a twist and act like you just ~~Haaaaave~~ to talk to them. Motherfucker, models don't have to do anything even if you throw money at them.

LaceyCummings
12-10-2013, 07:50 PM
I had some doozies today, but I forgot to copypasta them. I did manage to get this little sparkly gem. Not exactly annoying, but it needs to be shared.

SMpoet: 1000 kiss to your ass hole

audritwo
12-10-2013, 08:59 PM
Doing a pvt with fuck machine doggy.

dude: mm yeah baby no stick my dick in your asshole
me: anal in 30 minute block exclusive only
dude: i'll give you 20 gold.
me: no
dude: im just asking.
me: yes, and i said no
dude: ohh okay *tips 20 gold
me: i'm not doing anal bro take me to a 30 minute exclusive block if you want. those are my rules. please respect that
dude: please *tips 20 more gold
me: last chance, i said no. please respect or i will kick you out.
dude: sorry *tips 100* how about now?
***KICK***

Sunnylexie
12-10-2013, 09:40 PM
neverboughtathing: hi bb

Me: hello
how are you?
neverboughtathing: im ok u?
Me: have yu decided about a show yet?;-)
neverboughtathing: gold shov ok
Me: no
not ok
I don't do them
neverboughtathing: ok but vhy?
Me: because noone buys in anyway
so it's waste of time for everyone
neverboughtathing: dos not matter ill go to internet many videos
ok
Me: Lmao
neverboughtathing: your videos
i like
Me: Ty for telling me you wouldn't pay anyway)))
neverboughtathing: r u porn star *gets banned*

Snowy0Star
12-10-2013, 10:12 PM
neverboughtathing: r u porn star

yes and ill even tell u what it is so u can go look it up online and watch me suck and fuck a real cock for free!

then he wakes up ....

Snowy0Star
12-10-2013, 11:41 PM
this whole part right here i was talking to him

omg!!!! look atc those thighs
gawd
mmmhhmmm
I'd love them wrapped around my face
bent over my face all over that ass


i stop talking to him at this point he continues
mmmhhmmm
I'd love them wrapped around my face
bent over my face all over that ass
now you're just teasing lol
worship those thighs

i this point i kick him then he comes back into my room just to tell me this then leaves before i can ban him

well. no private then. I hate attitude. fuck it. good night. I'll go spend my $$ elsewhere.

Renton
12-11-2013, 02:23 AM
imafuckyourdayup has logged on

imafuckyourdayup has been blocked.

not gonna risk it ::)

Sunnylexie
12-11-2013, 03:08 AM
alec03: Hi Hun u ok
Me: Hello
alec03: U have oil
Me: I'm fine, ty
yes
up for an oil show?
alec03: Show
Me: (bring the bottle on cam to show what is left, thinking he probably wants me to use really much of it)
alec03: Yer
alec03: Oil gold show or put some on first for a pvt oil show

LMAO this is almost as beautiful as "put a dildo in pussy off cam". Too bad I didn't get to ban him because was taken pvt. Got to put his cheap bossy ass on my offline shitlist.

Neonsugar
12-11-2013, 03:37 AM
I'm 5 months pregnant. "So you pregnant bb?" "Yes I am!" "Can you do a period show for me bb" what the hell?

Sunnylexie
12-11-2013, 03:55 AM
I'm 5 months pregnant. "So you pregnant bb?" "Yes I am!" "Can you do a period show for me bb" what the hell?

They don't know shit about how women's bodies work. Deal with it)))

CurvyWinona
12-11-2013, 04:18 AM
ewbrokeass: im trying to stay potistive
1 i owe the mofo bank 790$
2 my mp3 player broke

me: 1 i pay bills too
2 im deaf so my ears are broken, no mp3

scarlettbelle
12-11-2013, 10:22 AM
I've had a sudden influx of guys who don't believe my bra size. I started telling them that I'd show them my bra tag in private...shockingly, no one's taken me up on the offer yet! :P

Via Flaminia
12-11-2013, 01:59 PM
User "allmighty" decided it was a dealbreaker when I refused to play the R Kelly song he needed to get off. Uh-huh.

justanothercamgirl
12-11-2013, 02:28 PM
I've had a sudden influx of guys who don't believe my bra size. I started telling them that I'd show them my bra tag in private...shockingly, no one's taken me up on the offer yet! :P

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BluJ
12-11-2013, 07:15 PM
I wish:'( Who wouldn't want a baby dragon?

Your real name is Sunnylexie Targaryen?
(Game of Thrones)

CourtneyRaine
12-11-2013, 08:49 PM
Moron: 5
Moron: Show ur sweet tits!
Me: You have to tip for requests. Typing the number 5 isn't a tip. If you don't send me actual money you don't get to see actual tits.
Moron: Lol my bad!!!!!

Your "bad"? Like you "accidentally" tried to scam me instead of on purpose? Riiiiiiiiight.

Sunnylexie
12-12-2013, 01:06 AM
Got this in my inbox.


Hi i am doing Good today.
>
> I am somewhat Strange or Odd in a Way thou. Because I have always had this Fantasey or Fetish that Involves the use of Beautiful Diamond and / or Gemstone setted Rings and Hypnosis.
>
> Well in sort I have always wanted to be Hypnotized to where a Beautiful Diamond and / or Gemstone setted Ring could be used to Control Me or Turn Me into a Good Obeaint Slave.
>
> Simply by making the setting or settings in it.
>
> Flash and / or Sparkle in Front of My eyes.


A diamond ring? Oh let me see must have one or two sitting around...

Aside of diamonds, I had people ask me for loboutins, designer lingerie, gold plated dildos and mink coats and suppose I own a mansion, always have a couple bottles of champagne handy and have a maid to look after my house. Lol they far overestimate their fellow cam-viewers' generosity. And do they really think a woman who actually has these would ever get her face on cam?

Snowy0Star
12-12-2013, 01:34 AM
^ something kinda similar along the lines of over the top reques last night i had a guy tell me he wanted me to look at porn and watch me masturbate to it and tilt the cam to where he can see me and the porno.

i could possibly do this if i moved my SM window to my other screen i use to watch anime chat on stripperweb and view the encoder so i can use the screen i normally view the SM window on to watch the flick but the issue i see here is how can i have the cam get the screen the porn is on and my body while im watching the screen to? like how would i get it so the cam and me can see the porn? it would require a lot of prep for me that he would probably get impatient with and rate me a low star for.

i thought it was a little overly technical and over the top so i just told him how can i get my cam to get the screen if i have to look at it too? of course he left after i made him (hopefully) feel like an idiot.

Sunnylexie
12-12-2013, 02:05 AM
jimmyhis9: hi u member me
Me: hello
don't think we did a show together;-)
jimmyhis9: im 44 white from usa
jimmyhis9: u like to make more money still have this job
Me: lol who wouldn't
want to become my regular lol?
jimmyhis9: sure i would what kind benefits u give me
Me: extra attention in free chat and a free hd photoset now and then
jimmyhis9: cool
jimmyhis9: yr very fucken hot
Me: ty;-)
so, would you like to see more?;-)
jimmyhis9: i can get u make u more money too
Me: bet you can)
what kind of a show you're looking for?
jimmyhis9: i can advertise for u
jimmyhis9: to bring more men in here
Me: I already have a studio do it for me - but thank you anyway)
so, what kinds of naughty fun are you into?
jimmyhis9: member it contact me
Me: Why?
jimmyhis9: u want more money
Me: Yes, but I already have my studio manager advertise for me.
Don't think I need anyone else to share my revenue with))).
jimmyhis9: hes not doing a very good job i see'
Me: how do I know you do it better?
do you have any recommendations?
jimmyhis9: i go online like another sex line or a walkey talky talk line put my voice add up to come here find u
Me: fine, give me the names of models you worked for - I'll ask them about you.
How do I know you aren't just looking for personal info or free nudes?
jimmyhis9: i dont work for no one
myself
Me: so, no recommendations.
jimmyhis9: all i ask is a free fuck once a while from u
my pay
Me: LMAAAAAOOO I'd like it even better than giving you free pictures))

Snowy0Star
12-12-2013, 02:15 AM
^ u have the patience if a saint i would have banned him at "i can advertise for u" or were u bored and just trolling him back?

Renton
12-12-2013, 02:43 AM
BigJay: you have no tits so i'm assuming your ass is amazing
BigJay has been blocked.

hahahaha nice try loser ::) My ass is amazing indeed and so are my perky 32Ds :D

MissQuirk
12-12-2013, 03:02 AM
guy took me exclusive to call me a fat ugly whore, and then left.
so yep
that was good.

Renton
12-12-2013, 04:58 AM
idiot: hi babe
idiot: i saw your photos..they are awesome..love those tatoos on your body
do you still have those tatoos?
me: no I washed them off

::)

Procrasturbator
12-12-2013, 05:36 AM
So the latter dude was trying to chat me up about blackmail for about 15 minutes prior to this and has a paypig sort of username:

(T) rando You are apart of my heart
(T) rando: Your smile is like a rose
Me: Haha am I getting free chat poetry right now?
(T) WorstFinSubEver: Can we pay you in poetry?
(T) WorstFinSubEver: :-)

Also kind of stupid and annoying but lmao at least my chat is entertaining right now:

(T) guest7503: help i can get away from a chineese woman who talks weird
(T) guest7503: HELP ME SHE ANOYING
(T) samerando: I'm no Chinese I'm her love
(T) guest7503: not her another one
(T) samerando: Sorry my heart breaks when I have no credit

Vlodina
12-12-2013, 06:29 AM
Davo: hey

Davo: do u do gold shows

Me: I do sometimes, but I won't be doing one just now I'm afraid. Look out for them.

Davo: ok no worries
bit expensive compared with other girls but yer hot

Me: I know, so many girls under-price themselves terribly. It's so sad, isn't it?

Davo: true but their fitter than u mmost

Davo has been blocked.

____________________________
So, he wanted a goldshow, then he considered private, but as soon as I justified my prices, I became less attractive than cheaper girls. PMSL

(PS: no offense to anyone no matter what they charge, but that's what I felt like saying to him at the time, as he'd annoyed me)

justanothercamgirl
12-12-2013, 06:35 AM
^ u have the patience if a saint i would have banned him at "i can advertise for u" or were u bored and just trolling him back?

This is Sunnylexie we are talking about! She eats trolls for lunch and then picks her teeth with their bones. ;)

Smurfette
12-12-2013, 09:16 AM
So I was split-camming, in an exclusive doing a SPH show on Streamate, and in Nude chat on cams.com. I totally forgot about nude chat and had the chat window covered up. After the exclusive ended I saw I had a customer there.

"mmmmm bb"
"fuck bb ur so hot"
"fuck ur pussy bb"
"whats all this small cock talk"
"i dont have a little dick"
"??"
"fuck u bitch my dick is 10 inchs"
"fuck u ugly bitch"

Ahahahaha... sorry dude for hurting your feelings!

scarlettbelle
12-12-2013, 10:21 AM
Soooo I made a word cloud of my chat log from a day on SM. It's truly beautiful. *wipes tear* 35744

Procrasturbator
12-12-2013, 10:22 AM
Soooo I made a word cloud of my chat log from a day on SM. It's truly beautiful. *wipes tear* 35744

Omg! This is brilliant.

audritwo
12-12-2013, 11:21 AM
Work of art right there! ^^


BargainBill: mmm let me see dat ass gurl
me: 5 gold
BargainBill: 2
me: This is no yard sale. All prices are set
BargainBill: lol usohigh
me: So your logic is because I won't let you see my ass for two dollars, I must be under the influence.
BargainBill: 3?
*bans*

Busygirl
12-12-2013, 11:32 AM
There a guy who comes in most of gold shows now. After first gold show he writes in free chat, that the gold show was bad and it didn't worth the dollars. I made a note on the account to have him banned. Then to my surprise he came again in my "terribly bad" gold shows and writes the same stuff out in free chat immediately after the show. First i was offended, now it's funny.

VictoriaChaos
12-12-2013, 11:33 AM
FuckTard has logged on

FuckTard:get up
turn around
and shake that phat ass

Me: It's rude to demand things right when you come in without tipping. My topic says how much gold. *booted*

DumbFuck has logged on

Dumbfuck: HA ;)

Me: I didn't block you, you dumb fuck I just booted you, I don't just block people for dumb shit

DumbFuck: but srsly can we see what we workin with here?

Me: Seriously, let's see some gold

DumbFuck: sure after i see some as

Guess who got a ban for Christmas?

caramelDip
12-12-2013, 01:16 PM
FuckTard has logged on

FuckTard:get up
turn around
and shake that phat ass

Me: It's rude to demand things right when you come in without tipping. My topic says how much gold. *booted*

DumbFuck has logged on

Dumbfuck: HA ;)

Me: I didn't block you, you dumb fuck I just booted you, I don't just block people for dumb shit


HE CAME BACK AND SAID "HA"!!! LMAOOOO x__x

CurvyWinona
12-12-2013, 02:49 PM
https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/8848/1qif819mqy0rrrj4g.jpg (http://www.mediafire.com/view/1qif819mqy0rrrj/halfminguy.JPG)

stay away from this guy, ladies!

CurvyWinona
12-12-2013, 03:23 PM
Sometimes, I wish I had this horse mask to wear in pvt for 30 seconds guys..

35748

Sunnylexie
12-12-2013, 04:59 PM
There a guy who comes in most of gold shows now. After first gold show he writes in free chat, that the gold show was bad and it didn't worth the dollars. I made a note on the account to have him banned. Then to my surprise he came again in my "terribly bad" gold shows and writes the same stuff out in free chat immediately after the show. First i was offended, now it's funny.

That's a reason why I prefer not to do GS's. They basically a) literally give trolls a megaphone so they can be heard by not just you but also other viewers (and offend other viewers, too); 2) let the said trolls get a bonus of seeing your goods for cheap, although they'd never shell out the money to tip you or take you pvt; 3) keep your hands tied until the end of the show because you can't take any actions without making the show look lame to everyone. No wonder GS's are their favorite feeding place.

audritwo
12-12-2013, 07:45 PM
OBVIOUSTROLL: do you do Judge Judy fantasies?
dafaq?

Lum
12-12-2013, 09:17 PM
weirdo: how are you?:
;]
how do I do cam4cam
Like Im not Trying to be on cam DAMNIT
I AM
FUCK
I AM SO HIGH OFF METH WHAT THE FUCK

Sunnylexie
12-12-2013, 11:17 PM
Sicko: hi are you kinky?
Me: how kinky do you want to get?;)
Sicko: you do prolapse?
Me: hell no
Sick fucko: pity
would make you popular
its kinky as hell

This even made me sick. Rectal prolapse is not a kink, a skill (like deepthroating) or a kicky body feature (like squirt), it's a motherfucking medical condition. It's got to be fucking treated, not celebrated and popularized :banghead:

Bridgetxo
12-13-2013, 02:36 AM
I was on mfc tonight. It was very dead, just a bunch of freeloaders. One of my regulars came into my room and automatically pmed me instead of saying hi in the room.

Him: hi
Me: hey
Him: how are you?
Me: I'm good thanks, how are you doing?
Him: Good, feeling super chatty tonight

So you decide to pm me? I was talking in the room and dancing a bit trying to get my topic finished and he decided to take me away from public chat, argh. I guess I shouldn't have responded to his pm but he used to be a decent tipper and I didn't want to be rude. He didn't end up tipping and said time for bed and logged off. I dk why but the "feeling super chatty tonight" line just really pissed me off.

CourtneyRaine
12-13-2013, 03:31 AM
This even made me sick. Rectal prolapse is not a kink, a skill (like deepthroating) or a kicky body feature (like squirt), it's a motherfucking medical condition. It's got to be fucking treated, not celebrated and popularized :banghead:

Oh my goodness YES and THANK YOU for saying what is on my mind! It just grosses me the fuck out, and while I would never knock anyone if that turns them on, a viewer has got to be fucking bananas if they think a girl should literally destroy her insides just for their measly $5.99/min. Yeah, giving myself a medical condition that causes fecal incontinence and requires surgery to correct is so worth 10 GOLD, bb.

Meanwhile, in free chat at 3am, a frequent lurker/non-spender joins my room while I am text chatting with a customer on MGF.

ghostface3: what?
ghostface3: have you nothing to say?
me: nothing to say about what?
ghostface3: at all...like no no no...fuck sex....what breeds loutes in your mind
me: oh honey, you don't get access to my mind. you can pay for images of my body but i'm not giving you intimacy
ghostface3: okay...i am not looking for anything sexual...just intelligent conversation
me: why would you come on a site that is specifically designed to be sexual just to talk? i think there are better websites out there for you if that's what you want
ghostface3: wow...alot of girls here do it...no wonder you looked so bored...you are terrible at this
[ghostface3 leaves, I continue happily text chatting with a very pleasant, paying MGF custie. A minute later ghostface3 comes back in the room]
ghostface3: i would have tipped you just to talk...fuck you though...i'll spend my money elsewhere
me: that's fine with me, i honestly do not want your money

Know why? Because selling two videos (that take less than a minute to send and require zero effort on my part) is a hell of a lot smarter of me than taking your $2 and you demanding that I give you my undivided attention for the next half hour. Oh, and that sale I just made just pushed me over my daily goal, so now I can go to sleep peacefully while you're still looking to discuss philosophy on a porn site. Who's terrible at this now, bitch?

Sunnylexie
12-13-2013, 03:50 AM
Was just so bored tonight...

Me: Hello
goldgiver: hello
pretty
Me: how are you tonight?
goldgiver: i am well...yourself?
Me: fine, ty 4 asking
goldgiver: u r welcome
Me: has someone told you a nickname like that would get you extra attention or something? XD
goldgiver: lol....no
i am a smart man...lol
goldgiver: did anyone tell you a sexy body would make you much money????
Me: FYI, everything with "gold" or "money" in it is a huge red flag for any model
saying "this is a potential scammer/ timewaster"
goldgiver: any girl getting naked for money is a red flag about gold digging?????
make sense????

Goldgiver bitching about gold digging on a paid camsite = 3 x idiocy combo.



A true gem:

IDIOT: Hey babe
IDIOT: Do u do mommy fetish?
IDIOT: Strap on?
Me:*copypaste* Performer shall not portray depictions of sex involving any person under the age of eighteen (18) years of age, rape, incest, bestiality, fisting, necrophilia, any form of minor activity, urination and/or defecation.
Me: ^pay attention to the incest part please ;).
IDIOT: I want u to fuck me like my mommy
Me: No I won't be your mommy. I will use strap-on on you in Exclusive.

BAM - he goes PVT.

Me: Sorry, but I thought I told I'd do it in Exclusive, not Pvt?
Idiot: Hola mommy
Me: mmm non-consensual illegal roleplay in group chat, how sweet.
Idiot: I want u
Mommy
I love u
Me: incest roleplay is against the site rules. I stressed it up while quoting them.
Idiot: Wtf????
Me: *copypaste* Performer shall not portray depictions of sex involving any person under the age of eighteen (18) years of age, rape, incest, bestiality, fisting, necrophilia, any form of minor activity, urination and/or defecation.
Idiot: Strap on play?
Aggressive
Me: in Exclusive.
Idiot leaves to never be seen again and gives me a 1-star rate. OOOH SOOO REPORTING HIS LAME ASS!


For the funny part: saw a dude masturbate with a teddy-bear 0_o



UPD: Got the bad rate removed (and the idiot asskicked, obviously). SUCK IT BIIIIIIAAAATCH!

Vlodina
12-13-2013, 12:51 PM
Damn these guys who think we can read minds!

him: i wanna see you but naked
me: *tease, giggle, tease*
him: i want you dominate me
me: ooh, do you just like a woman in charge or do you prefer something more... painful *wink* or humiliating..? *wink wink*
him: make me cum hard


FOR THE HOLY LOVE OF FUCK!! He did stay for 11 min, so I must have done something right, but he would have had a better time if he'd communicated with me.

SoloDesire
12-13-2013, 12:56 PM
Damn these guys who think we can read minds!

him: i wanna see you but naked
me: *tease, giggle, tease*
him: i want you dominate me
me: ooh, do you just like a woman in charge or do you prefer something more... painful *wink* or humiliating..? *wink wink*
him: make me cum hard


FOR THE HOLY LOVE OF FUCK!! He did stay for 11 min, so I must have done something right, but he would have had a better time if he'd communicated with me.



He just wanted ALL THE DIRTY THINGS!! haha

Procrasturbator
12-14-2013, 02:34 AM
So my chat had been pretty slow (as in empty for 5+ minutes... ouch) so I decided to look for a new bio pic to spice things up. I muted my audio so I could stealthily browse my vids for a good still shot. Maybe a minute later (tops) I notice the "you will be returned to free chat in x minutes" pop up. Naturally I maximize the chat window to investigate and see this:

(T) loveisaIie: hi bitch
(T) loveisaIie: take your tits out and suck my cock
(T) loveisaIie: speak english?
(T) loveisaIie: dumb bitch

Lol, what a blessing that I wasn't paying attention. Thanks for the 72 cents, dickwad. ;)

Snowy0Star
12-14-2013, 02:44 AM
^ haha i know its like "thax asshole im glad i ignored u on accident because i would not have enjoyed giving u a show" i would considered a situation like that a 'happy accident'

Procrasturbator
12-14-2013, 03:08 AM
^ Yep, pretty much.

Aaand there's more.

This one's stupid, not so much annoying as perplexing... a dude turned on his "cam" and it was of a HUMONGOUS cock. Like, ridiculously, obscenely, medical anomaly kind of huge (not that long but THICK.) His pic also wasn't moving so I figured fake but hell, he was paying so I pretended like it was his and went on and on about how it's soooo thick and IDK if I can take that big cock, he'll stretch me wide open, blah blah blah.

Halfway through this he switches to his real cam... with an average size cock. I was in doggy so I hid my face while I was figuring out what to do (do I mention it?) but he didn't mention it so I didn't mention it so... it didn't get mentioned. Awkward.

Oh and more from the aforementioned worst finsub ever, without the name redaction because he deserves to be pre-emptively blocked by everyone ever:

(T) TakeMyMoneyPlease: You are always drinking, do you need it to get through this job? :-)

At least one of us has a job. Ugh, these fucking people. They're going to make me flood this thread again tonight, I can feel it.

CurvyWinona
12-14-2013, 06:21 AM
wtfdaq: does your vagina have freqels too

me: did you go to school?