View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
justanothercamgirl
12-14-2013, 10:52 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
thinkiamclever has pledged $1.00 toward your GOLD Show.
thinkiamclever: could I see your face please?
JAC: .....
thinkiamclever: just want to how amazing that is to see your head and tits at the same time
you have most amazing tits
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
thinkiamclever: we can do that later
JAC: .....
thinkiamclever has logged off
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Yes, it is amazing to see my head and my tits at the same time. That would be why I charge per minute in order for you to see and it and not $1. Why the fuck would I do what you want to see for a dollar in hopes of you taking me private later to see the EXACT SAME THING?
Sunnylexie
12-14-2013, 10:55 AM
wtfdaq: does your vagina have freqels too
me: did you go to school?
It annoys me to shivers when they mispell the word masturbate (especially if they do it after asking if my English is good). I feel an urge to stop the show and spell it for them, like "Masturbate, M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E, it has nothing to do with "master" or "bait"! Given how much time you spend doing it, you should carve out a minute or two to memorize the word for it."
neeve
12-14-2013, 01:09 PM
this guy on mgf just drives me insane
eugh: so you play whit yourself
Neeve: i dont do dirty tlk without contribution
eugh: lol
Neeve: what
eugh: dirty talk ?
eugh: it's just sexy discution
Neeve: its dirty talk and its not free
eugh: talk about sex it's noting
Neeve: it is though
eugh: lol well ok
eugh: how many you cost for sex discution ?
Neeve: $1/minute
eugh: oh
eugh: by chat live
Neeve: yes
eugh: i dont talk about cam to cam lol
eugh: just chatting
Neeve: i charge much more than a dollar a minute to cam.
Sunnylexie
12-16-2013, 06:35 PM
Cheapass: nylon leg sex plus ??
Me: I'm wearing stockings;)
Cheapass: Ohhh can I feast my eyes
Me: sure, if you're as kind as to tip me)
say, 1 gold
Cheapass: opps hit my limit
Me: pity
Cheapass: not sure whether you belong on favorites . . THERE Will be GOLD
Oh since a favorite add is at stake... Here's a free show and a bunch of nudes - just don't forget to <3 me!::)
MissQuirk
12-16-2013, 06:37 PM
Not on cam but on twitter, my cam twitter
Randomassholewith20kfollowers:
did freddy krueger do your boob job?
.________.
One of his asshole friends:
LOL shit was done in the dark!
audritwo
12-16-2013, 07:18 PM
Not on cam but on twitter, my cam twitter
Randomassholewith20kfollowers:
did freddy krueger do your boob job?
.________.
One of his asshole friends:
LOL shit was done in the dark!
I'd ask "is Pamela Voorhees your mother?"
Also, your boobs look fantastic :D
Renton
12-17-2013, 03:29 AM
Norcalballer: One gold
I really wanna see those nipples
me: if you REALLY wanna see them you'll have to tip me 5
Norcalballer: U are def worth 5
Just on a budget u know
me: well that's not my problem now is it?
lol seriously, like I give a fuck
Renton
12-17-2013, 05:36 AM
moron: that poster on wall is that pulb fiction?
kool move
u seen it
no I hang up posters from movies I have never seen before
JamaicanAliesha
12-17-2013, 06:43 AM
this occurred after he asked me if I was new (which I am not):
"moron: it want (won't) let me send gold or go private sweetheart if my account wasnt acting crazy i would send u 10 gold no lie
moron: wb this what if u flash me and i send u 10 gold wednesday i promise
twan3315: no lie i promise
u have my word
lol ok then"
these damn beggers man.
yes, let me trust "your word," random horny man who is too cheap to pay for a site that is PAY PER PLAY.
I feel like I have been getting a lot of these "my account is messed up," guys.
If it's messed up, why are you online trying to get free live cam sex?
no.
justanothercamgirl
12-17-2013, 11:11 AM
this occurred after he asked me if I was new (which I am not):
"moron: it want (won't) let me send gold or go private sweetheart if my account wasnt acting crazy i would send u 10 gold no lie
moron: wb this what if u flash me and i send u 10 gold wednesday i promise
twan3315: no lie i promise
Can I borrow a cup of titties? I just need it to Wednesday and then, no lie....I will totally pay you back. ;)
audritwo
12-17-2013, 11:20 AM
moron: wb this what if u flash me and i send u 10 gold wednesday i promise
J. Wellington Wimpy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ6xBaZ92uA
Snowy0Star
12-17-2013, 01:26 PM
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JamaicanAliesha
12-17-2013, 02:16 PM
The random white guys who think I am going to dirty talk and fulfill their Ebony fantasy...again. No.
Behold the fucckery:
whiteboy: damn id suck that ja pussy so good
whiteboy: id bend that black ass over and eat it from behind
AND THEN, he tries to get me to look at his oh so hot pics on FB.
If you not paying me for my service, then me no business!!
You're a sexual god...good for you.
JamaicanAliesha
12-17-2013, 02:20 PM
Pelle: hi sweeety
Pelle: omg you are cute
Pelle: but damn expensive lol
Me: right..
goodbye
GOOD LORD. I need a drink!!
Holly_xoxo
12-17-2013, 09:51 PM
TimeWaster : Mmmm sho those tits bb"
Me : Mmmm, no
TimeWaster : Can i see that ass bb"
Me : Mmmmm, no
TimeWaster : Do you have toys
Me: Yes, I do
TimeWaster: sho toyz bb
Me : You sure ask to see a lot, don't you?
TimeWaster: your supposed 2 entertain us in here Do ur job
Me : I don't waste my energy on the "show this and that" freeloading losers
TimeWaster: ur ugly bitch
Me : BAN
I'm usually okay when they get insulting because I can make fun of them and it entertains me but today I wasn't in the mood
JamaicanAliesha
12-17-2013, 09:56 PM
love how they automatically resort to name calling
Sunnylexie
12-17-2013, 10:39 PM
Not really stupid or annoying, but rather funny:
Real horny dude: do you have sineibe ti oaddke tiy in pvt?
are you old enough to do this?
Took me like a minute to realize it was "someone to paddle you" typed with one hand while watching me shake my butt)))
Snowy0Star
12-17-2013, 11:33 PM
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i normally lay like this and i get asked about 20 times a day - "can i see ur ass? " its like a calling card for "IM A FREELOADER - i see ur ass its a nice curvy round juicy ass but i dont want to see it covered up in panties i want to see it naked doggy style for free". EVERYONE who has asked to see my ass or sit up has never gone pvt with me . im considering banning them because what happens is they ask to see me ass either leave right away when i dont pull my panties down or they stop talking to me stay in my room a few minutes and then leave .
Bridgetxo
12-18-2013, 01:20 AM
I wasted 2 hours talking to this one guy on MGF. I know not everyone I talk to is going to buy something so whatever. The next night I was on MFC and the same guy from MGF found me on there.
Him: I talked to you somewhere else last night
Me: Oh yeah? That's cool
*sits in my room for 10 minutes*
Him: Can I pm you?
Why, so you can waste some more of my time?! I told him I don't like to pm because it takes me away from public chat. He stayed another minute or so and then said "well I am going to go." I am guessing he left because I wasn't giving him individual attention for free. I banned his ass. I am getting sooo tired of these freeloaders.
Renton
12-18-2013, 02:28 AM
Miro: Hello cute girl how ru ?
Looking attractive and delicate :-)
me: I'm great, thanks. How are you?
Glad to hear .. im great too thx
Like your eyes sooooooooo much :-)
me: thank you. So what are you up to, you doing anything special today?
Just chilling :-)
me: oh well maybe we can do something special together then ;)
Miro: hehe I love specials :-)
Miro: You have a million dollar smile :-)
Miro: I want to ask you something but im shy :-)
me: you don't have to be shy
Miro: Do you do prvt shows on skkyyppe ?
me: haha no
Miro: I can pay you by paayypaal :-P
Better for both of us :-)
me: nope I don't think so
Miro: why not :-)
Miro: Trust me if you try it once .. you will fall in love with me :-P
me: it's against the rules, you can only have fun with me here
Miro: I understand what you mean :-)
Meanwhile I'm already reporting his ass
Miro: Anyways think about it .. my sky is live:sticky_711
No one knows what happens after :-P
me: Oh I'm pretty sure I know what happens after
Miro: Sometimes I get lucky :-)
From experience :-)
Miro: Give me some hope lol
me: the only hope I can give you is that I just reported your ass
Miro has been blocked.
::)
SoloDesire
12-18-2013, 05:44 AM
35794
i normally lay like this and i get asked about 20 times a day - "can i see ur ass? " its like a calling card for "IM A FREELOADER - i see ur ass its a nice curvy round juicy ass but i dont want to see it covered up in panties i want to see it naked doggy style for free". EVERYONE who has asked to see my ass or sit up has never gone pvt with me . im considering banning them because what happens is they ask to see me ass either leave right away when i dont pull my panties down or they stop talking to me stay in my room a few minutes and them leave .
I just ignore them. If we stop giving them any sort of attention when they try to freeload it's the best way to get the point across ie. Pay up or shut up.
I kinda get off on ignoring them lol...Cuz I know how it ends every time I try to be nice by explaining they have to go private...they leave. So at least this way they can leave with no effort on my part.
justanothercamgirl
12-18-2013, 06:22 AM
I just ignore them. If we stop giving them any sort of attention when they try to freeload it's the best way to get the point across ie. Pay up or shut up.
I kinda get off on ignoring them lol...Cuz I know how it ends every time I try to be nice by explaining they have to go private...they leave. So at least this way they can leave with no effort on my part.
^^^^^
I completely agree with this. I can't count the times where I've ignored someone for months and months and then they finally break down and give me a whole whack of money.
I have an autotext that says that I ignore all requests in free chat but I'd be happy to do whatever they'd like in private. I just spam the freeloaders over and over again why they try to ask me for free shit over and over again.
I love using autotext to ignore them because by using it they know that they aren't even worth my attention to speak to in voice or to take the time to type to. Since guys hate being ignored they will generally eventually give money to 'show that bitch who is really in charge and make her speak to me' ;)
ConnyLove
12-18-2013, 07:53 AM
wannabeadad: Hi bb, your age ?, your city ?
me: hi , you can see my age on my profile , and I won't tell you where I live.
I kept chatting with the other guys and he stayed there for about 10 mins
wannabeadad: hi bb , are you busy ?
me: No busy, just chatting with the guys
wannabeadad: your age ? your city ?
me : /:O
wannabeadad: I can go to your city and fuck your latino pussy for a month, I want you to have my baby. I want to change your life
me: really ? why would you like to have a baby with someone you don't know at all ?
after another 10 mins of silence
wnnabeadad: because I want to have stunning good looking babies ....
Dear SM : are you advertising us as eggs donors or wtf ?
CurvyWinona
12-18-2013, 02:19 PM
DonJon: nice
show me
me: 3 gold
DonJon: i cant pay cc is maxxed
me: then dont be don jon on me.. :-) go watch the movie again
audritwo
12-18-2013, 02:22 PM
wannabeadad: Hi bb, your age ?, your city ?
me: hi , you can see my age on my profile , and I won't tell you where I live.
I kept chatting with the other guys and he stayed there for about 10 mins
wannabeadad: hi bb , are you busy ?
me: No busy, just chatting with the guys
wannabeadad: your age ? your city ?
me : /:O
wannabeadad: I can go to your city and fuck your latino pussy for a month, I want you to have my baby. I want to change your life
me: really ? why would you like to have a baby with someone you don't know at all ?
after another 10 mins of silence
wnnabeadad: because I want to have stunning good looking babies ....
Dear SM : are you advertising us as eggs donors or wtf ?
Pfft I better get a chunk of that change if they are. One eggs market price is $8,000
Vlodina
12-18-2013, 02:28 PM
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Pfft I better get a chunk of that change if they are. One eggs market price is $8,000
I signed up to sexyjobs.com and still get emails from them. Normally it's open shoots or webcam studios, but the other day I had an email from a company who wanted to buy my eggs!! Wtf
audritwo
12-18-2013, 02:29 PM
Some rando takes me to exclusive. I start it by asking questions and nothing. Nothing for 5 minutes. I start taking slowly stripping and teasing. Then he chimes in with this:
Sadist: i want u to get a razor and cut up those pretty legss
Me: No
Sadist: I want to see blood running down those legs.
Me: No
Then for maybe 4 minutes he starts begging. I kept saying no to every please. It took him 12 minutes and 6 seconds to get the picture that this was not happening.
Monica_Lovely
12-18-2013, 06:57 PM
Those of you who don't know, my boyfriend is black and we do shows on cam together on our couple's profile. Guys will come in and say the stupidest shit
"Hey did you know there is a black guy sitting next to you??"
"Someone call the police we are witnessing a breaking and entering"
"Your a n***** lover"
"Make sure you hide your wallet from him"
"Is he your pimp"
"He is using you"
"He doesn't love you he cheats on you all the time"
"Why do all black guys love fat white girls"
"He lives with you? Oh you should change the locks on your doors"
"Don't give him the car keys he will steal it"
"I bet he is from Compton"
Seriously we have over 600 blocked people.....the racist shit is sooooo annoying we are less than 2 weeks away from 2014 and people are still racist. It's so stupid to me!
StephX
12-18-2013, 07:05 PM
Him: "Damn bb I can't believe you don't have a boyfriend."
Me: "Lol I do have a boyfriend, he's in the other room playing GTA"
I never even mentioned having or not having a boyfriend when this was said lol I just think it is so funny that people think that this is a dating site and that we are all a bunch of lovely single girls that hang out on a adult website looking for Mr. Right.
Fuck that, show me the money bb ;-)
Snowy0Star
12-18-2013, 08:52 PM
this dude stays in my room for a few minutes talks to me doesnt go pvt after being baited tips 10 gold so i give him a little tits and ass
then goes "thats all i get?"
i told him maybe he had the wrong site that this wasnt MFC or CB where some girls will give u a free show pretty much and that if he wanted a real show he can go pvt.
what i should have said was sure message after the show so i make u an award with big bird on it congratulating you for knowing what the world GOLD and the number 10 are. the worlds of today were 'cheapass' and "over-entitled"
Snowy0Star
12-18-2013, 09:15 PM
i want to go exclusive with you baby
i stay in my show a min later...
come out of private so we can go exclusive
funny thing is he stayed in my free chat and he took me Exclusive for 5 min when i got out of the premium show i was in i just thought it was really rude of him to expect me to drop another paying client just for him
justanothercamgirl
12-19-2013, 06:15 AM
Seriously we have over 600 blocked people.....the racist shit is sooooo annoying we are less than 2 weeks away from 2014 and people are still racist. It's so stupid to me!
It is so stupid to me too! It breaks my heart that you have to put up with such racist bullshit. Camming as a job is hard enough as it is. :/
VictoriaChaos
12-19-2013, 07:59 AM
RuleBreaker: oh ...I was looking submissive..sorry
looking for very obedient slave for extreme toilet games and pain...do you have much shit and pee for me? or are you empty?
AlexisCam
12-19-2013, 12:39 PM
In voyeur gold show
E: I know you say No requests but could you zoom out some to at least see your amazing tits?
audritwo
12-19-2013, 01:42 PM
slap your asshole bb
JamaicanAliesha
12-19-2013, 02:50 PM
everytime a guy gives me his number on cam & begs me to call him so he can get to "know me," makes me cringe. each time.
apryll11
12-19-2013, 03:03 PM
the worlds of today were 'cheapass' and "over-entitled"
What????? just today? over entitled is a running theme in my room
apryll11
12-19-2013, 03:14 PM
Domestic /international dumb ass: what do you do in private bb
The charming and beautiful ME: Juggle
Domestic /international dumb ass: O, I thought you play with your pussy for me bb
The charming and beautiful ME: If you know what I do why 'd you ask the question
Domestic /international dumb ass: I thought you do something else bb
The charming and beautiful ME: yes, I juggle
JamaicanAliesha
12-19-2013, 04:05 PM
WindOfShinobi: you belive black is biggest penis race?
WindOfShinobi: or you know is a myth?
WindOfShinobi: i know is not true we italians debunk it some blacks got monster cocks as many whites also
WindOfShinobi: you agree?
JamaicaAlie: i ignore request & dirty in free chat but i would be happy to do them in prvt ^-^
WindOfShinobi: you're so sweet i'm loading such a fat load in balls as i like you alott my rose will taste so good for you +
JamaicaAlie: i ignore request & dirty talk in free chat but i would be happy to do them in prvt ^-^
WindOfShinobi: i'm asking nothing
WindOfShinobi: i'm asking if you agree my rose
WindOfShinobi: about the penis size?
JamaicaAlie: i ignore dirty talk request in free chat
WindOfShinobi: i don't do dirty talk i'm just asking opion we open to girls here
WindOfShinobi: so tell me you got skype?
WindOfShinobi: to add you friends?
WindOfShinobi: as i signed up today
JamaicaAlie: 10 mins skype = 200 tkns
WindOfShinobi: well i'm getting many tokens
WindOfShinobi: next days
WindOfShinobi: i can add you friends for now
WindOfShinobi: tell me my rose are you barefoot?
BLOCKED & BANNED.
MissQuirk
12-19-2013, 04:13 PM
ProbablyMurderer: have you had the chance to travel anywhere?
me: nope. I'm poor and I hate leaving the house.
ProbablyMurderer: have a passport?
get your passport and ill take you to south america
not for murdering of course!!1 haha
Me: Well that's suspicious. I don't ask people out for icecream and tell them I won't be murdering them. That's usually implied because I'm not a creep.
In fact I'm like 87% sure you're gonna wear my flesh as a suit and use my liver as a lamp shade.
Him: nooooooooo
how suspicious
nothing wrong with fresh flesh clothing is there??
hey im tired but im going to favorite you
and were going to peru
to visit my land
haha
im only 26 not old enough to murder
that comes when im older
i think 40 is a good age for murder.
----------------------
:< pls no.
BrokeL0ser: there goes my proposal I want to see your breasts and erect your wetback pussy squirting see here entered c2c and perceive money and surprise
how about if I pay you $ 100,000 in just c2c c2c meets my desire and my desire has more desired compensation
if you want to increase your mind and stay awhile with no time limit on the time for c2c leave your request you have more to fulfill my desire
audritwo
12-19-2013, 08:46 PM
ProbablyMurderer: and were going to peru
to visit my land.
This will be your view of Peru
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Sunnylexie
12-19-2013, 09:02 PM
IncredibleDumbass (a few seconds into a Gold Show): FUCK YOUR ASS
Me: *ignore*
IncredibleDumbass: FUCK ASS NOW OR I'M LEAVING
Me: *ignore*
IncredibleDumbass: *actually leaves within like 20 seconds after having paid for the whole 10 minutes*
Snowy0Star
12-19-2013, 09:24 PM
IncredibleDumbass (a few seconds into a Gold Show): FUCK YOUR ASS
Me: *ignore*
IncredibleDumbass: FUCK ASS NOW OR I'M LEAVING
Me: *ignore*
IncredibleDumbass: *actually leaves within like 20 seconds after having paid for the whole 10 minutes*
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luscious sadie
12-19-2013, 09:42 PM
35809
ROFL perrrrrfect image!
Renton
12-20-2013, 02:51 AM
haha oh boy oh boy
Toneknee: hello...
i'll do your 10.00 dollar show...
me: hahahahaha you mean the one that doesn't exist?
Toneknee: can you drop the price?
me: *laughing very hard right now* no
Toneknee: ur cute and inteligent...
me: yes I am
Toneknee: two ll sorry...
Toneknee: blue eyes?
blocked him ::) then this guy:
sexyboy: can you strip
me: yes I can!
sexyboy: can i see your pussy
me: sure you can, in pvt
sexyboy: can i see for free
me: hahahaha no. do you know what you CAN get for free?
sexyboy: what
me: blocked. goodbye!
Recently I have gotten : I want you to fuck your pussy hard with a dildo so it hurts. and I always get : what's up?
Really. You came into my chatroom and you know damn well what's up. Pvt and excl. That's what's up. As for that fist one. Yeah bb. I'll get right on that. BLOCKED.
HidingOnCam
12-20-2013, 12:06 PM
cheapass: * fake tips 4 gold* I have 60 gold for you if you pour oil all over yourself right now.
Me: "I don't take requests in free chat, I'll do it in private."
cheapass: "I'll take it to 70 gold but you have 10 seconds."
me: "I don't take requests in free chat."
cheapass : "10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1 goodbye."
Should have blocked his cheap ass. I know for next time.
audritwo
12-20-2013, 01:43 PM
Can you go outside, grab a stick, and fuck your pussy with it.
I've been getting all the special ones.
luscious sadie
12-20-2013, 04:09 PM
*while I'm in pvt I warn a guy not to enter because I'm just chatting with the guy in pvt*
"not even a flash for me bb?"
DUDE I'M IN PVT! Blocked.