View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Holly_xoxo
12-31-2013, 02:48 PM
It's so annoying when guys ask you to stand (and when you say no or tip first) they respond with "not naked bb" I guess they figure if they aren't asking you to get naked then you should do their requests.
Sunnylexie
12-31-2013, 10:58 PM
^^Yes, including sucking/jacking off toys, kneeling and opening mouth to the camera or saying "I want your big swollen cock, %username%!" Come on, he isn't asking you to undress, does he?::)
caramelDip
01-01-2014, 02:47 AM
These idiots think they can get a free flash by using the free 30 secs. This guy only wanted to see my butt. I stalled, got his ass for 43 secs.
HA!
ShyPuppy
01-01-2014, 04:37 AM
One of my customer asking for: "Please, can you rub your appendix scar?" :D
justanothercamgirl
01-01-2014, 08:53 AM
Apparently bans on naked expire. Some rude as fuck guy I banned months ago just came in my free chat and was able to talk. He didn't get any less annoying since being banned.
Idiot: can u stand up one time pls?
Me: can you tip for requests, please?
Idiot: not get naked just stand
Me: not a ton, just a small tip. i'm not doing shit for any of you until you give me what I want first
Idiot: thats pretty demanding
Me: and you're NOT being demanding?
Idiot: no. just asked
Me: and i just answered
Idiot: i accept your indirect no
Me: [actually, I didn't say no, I said I'd do it for a tip] now tip or get the fuck out
Idiot: sheesh sarcasm and attitude
Idiot: so i guess customers arent always right
Me: customers = people who actually pay
Me: free loaders are not entitled to anything
I proceed to ignore him and talk to other guys while he keeps babbling how he wants to see the car before he drives it, asking if I'm Mexican, what my tattoo says, complaining that I am always wearing the same shirt every time he sees me, BLAH BLAH BLAH. Thank God someone rescued me by taking me private.
Wha? What the hell is 'indirect' about your no? I mean, you can't get any more 'direct' about saying no then you did.
35912
justanothercamgirl
01-01-2014, 09:00 AM
Wha? What the hell is 'indirect' about your no? I mean, you can't get any more 'direct' about saying no then you did.
35912
Also can I just say the whole "wants to see the car before he drives it" metaphor always drives me crazy! What guys don't seem to realize is by using that metaphor they essentially are saying that they think that we are a product that they can purchase and own when obviously they don't own us, they rent us.
Holly_xoxo
01-01-2014, 12:28 PM
Just had a guy in exclusive who has a impregnation fetish. Okay, no problem, I can have some fun with that. At least until this :
InNeedOfTherapy: "when u r pregnant and have morning sickness, i will be ur toilet for vomit, pee and diarrhea"
Now that, I can't have fun with Lol
Procrasturbator
01-01-2014, 05:16 PM
Lol the "try before you buy" mentality drives me crazy too. You aren't buying shit! It's also annoying because if they like how we look in free chat/pics then what else could really make that much of a difference? Are they afraid that 31 seconds in I'll reveal my parasitic twin?
MissAnthrope
01-01-2014, 05:57 PM
Two small ones from last night, though they didn't break my spirit as work ROCKED then.
Some guy comes in as is completely silent. I greet everyone right as they enter and ask how their night is doing. Absolutely no reply so I just moved on to other people.
After about 5 minutes the same guy goes "Not a passable [transgirl] at all. Won't tip." And leaves.
Banned :3 and the room were all making fun of him shortly after.
Second guy goes almost immediately, "No boobs, not a transgirl. Go to hell twink."
Banned, and room is all immediately apologizing to me, and I just laugh and wave it off. There wasn't ANYTHING that could've hampered my mood then.
People can be SO friendly huh?
Charlotteslut
01-01-2014, 07:19 PM
Lol the "try before you buy" mentality drives me crazy too. You aren't buying shit! It's also annoying because if they like how we look in free chat/pics then what else could really make that much of a difference? Are they afraid that 31 seconds in I'll reveal my parasitic twin?
It doesn't even make sense because they are paying for the view, at least beyond what they see in free chat. So it's kind of like saying, ok I need to see 1/4 of a movie before I pay for it because the trailer (our free chat/pictures) isn't giving me enough information.
justanothercamgirl
01-01-2014, 07:39 PM
It doesn't even make sense because they are paying for the view, at least beyond what they see in free chat. So it's kind of like saying, ok I need to see 1/4 of a movie before I pay for it because the trailer (our free chat/pictures) isn't giving me enough information.
35915
Exactly! You said it way better that I did! ;D
justanothercamgirl
01-01-2014, 07:44 PM
Lol the "try before you buy" mentality drives me crazy too. You aren't buying shit! It's also annoying because if they like how we look in free chat/pics then what else could really make that much of a difference? Are they afraid that 31 seconds in I'll reveal my parasitic twin?
Show me parasitic twin, bb!
Will tip you $192840574-540968w046w347649-574qthteotag032850q75039 gold if you do.
How big is your parasitic twin, bb? Describe it to me in detail!
(I am so sorry, I know I am lame --- but your comment was so amazing I just couldn't help myself from posting the script that immediately went through my head after reading it.)
Sunnylexie
01-01-2014, 08:30 PM
Also can I just say the whole "wants to see the car before he drives it" metaphor always drives me crazy! What guys don't seem to realize is by using that metaphor they essentially are saying that they think that we are a product that they can purchase and own when obviously they don't own us, they rent us.
They don't rent us, either. They are buying a (purely visual) service. Technically, the free chat is a teaser, and what they ask us to give them "before buying" is spoilers =P.
TheBrownFox
01-01-2014, 09:40 PM
This didn't happen to me, but to a fellow model who was just talking about it in her SM room. A member sent her a HUGE gift card, and then a month later asked her to give it back. SMH! She said she caught him on Twitter telling other models he wanted to send them gift cards too.
CourtneyRaine
01-02-2014, 02:02 AM
Apparently bans on naked expire. Some rude as fuck guy I banned months ago just came in my free chat and was able to talk. He didn't get any less annoying since being banned.
Idiot: can u stand up one time pls?
Me: can you tip for requests, please?
Idiot: not get naked just stand
Me: not a ton, just a small tip. i'm not doing shit for any of you until you give me what I want first
Idiot: thats pretty demanding
Me: and you're NOT being demanding?
Idiot: no. just asked
Me: and i just answered
Idiot: i accept your indirect no
Me: [actually, I didn't say no, I said I'd do it for a tip] now tip or get the fuck out
Idiot: sheesh sarcasm and attitude
Idiot: so i guess customers arent always right
Me: customers = people who actually pay
Me: free loaders are not entitled to anything
I proceed to ignore him and talk to other guys while he keeps babbling how he wants to see the car before he drives it, asking if I'm Mexican, what my tattoo says, complaining that I am always wearing the same shirt every time he sees me, BLAH BLAH BLAH. Thank God someone rescued me by taking me private.
This guy came back again tonight (the very next day) with this gem-
Asshole: ppl dont tip when a bitch just lays around like a beached whale
*banned. AGAIN.*
Seriously? This guy has been harassing me for fucking MONTHS. After he was banned the first time he would come in my room and sit there almost every time I logged on, unable to talk. As soon as I banned him tonight he came right back in the room to stare at me some more. Really fucking wish that on naked banning would actually BAN people.
Oh and also? In the last 25 minutes I've been tipped a total of $15 by two separate guys "just because" and "for being beautiful." Then an additional $20 by two other guys for flashes. I guess my beached whale gimmick just might pay off after all! *eyeroll*
MissAnthrope
01-02-2014, 02:37 AM
This guy came back again tonight (the very next day) with this gem-
Asshole: ppl dont tip when a bitch just lays around like a beached whale
*banned. AGAIN.*
Seriously? This guy has been harassing me for fucking MONTHS. After he was banned the first time he would come in my room and sit there almost every time I logged on, unable to talk. As soon as I banned him tonight he came right back in the room to stare at me some more. Really fucking wish that on naked banning would actually BAN people.
Oh and also? In the last 25 minutes I've been tipped a total of $15 by two separate guys "just because" and "for being beautiful." Then an additional $20 by two other guys for flashes. I guess my beached whale gimmick just might pay off after all! *eyeroll*
God! What a total bag of dicks that guy is.
Freeloader: Show your ass!
Me: Hey hun... show some tokens first!
Freeloader: Hey Naomi! Show some ass first!
*booted*
justanothercamgirl
01-02-2014, 07:46 AM
They don't rent us, either. They are buying a (purely visual) service. Technically, the free chat is a teaser, and what they ask us to give them "before buying" is spoilers =P.
I have to disagree. Netflix is a purely visual service to and we are renting from them. ;)
justanothercamgirl
01-02-2014, 09:11 AM
iactuallyhatevoyeur: i love to be a voyeur
gimme something to see pls
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Um, dude.....you are currently seeing it. Voyeur means watching without always getting exactly what you want. The tease is what makes it so sexy in the first place.
TheBrownFox
01-02-2014, 09:22 AM
So Im 3min away from logging off and I tell the guy whose been bullshitting or slow moving himself towards a private for the last 5 min to fav me.
His response, Sure, I know it helps you girls out.
I also hate being bullshitted by guys who know I'm trying to log off. And LOL at guys who say that they're taking you private "to help you out." That statement rubs me the wrong way.
CourtneyRaine
01-02-2014, 01:45 PM
ThinksHe'sSlick: HOW THE ASS LOOK
Me: Why don't you tip me so you can see for yourself?
ThinksHe'sSlick: LOL I TIP U ALL THE TIME
Me: No, you don't. I remember all of my regular tippers. And if you tip me all the time, then you'd already know what my ass looks like.
ThinksHe'sSlick: LOL
ThinksHe'sSlick: PLZ
ThinksHe'sSlick: NOT ALL THAT
Huh? Not all what? Not all me calling you out on your bullshit? Oh, okay then.
CourtneyRaine
01-02-2014, 03:21 PM
OMG THIS GUY ON NAKED WHO I KEEP POSTING ABOUT WILL NOT FUCKING STOP!!!!! I'm sitting in free chat right about to go on my break, completely ignoring the room and sending out some messages on MGF before I go, not saying anything At All. And he comes in AGAIN, FOR THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW, with this:
pcw1896: 90% of this site is Guests who watch for free n wait for some action
Me: I know. What's your point?
pcw1896: arent u used to that by now
Me: Why are you even bringing up something that isn't even relevant?
pcw: oh no wonder u havent made any money today
*BLOCKED. AGAIN*
And as soon as I block him it kicks him out of the room, but then he can come right back in and watch me even though he is silenced. I am about to call support right now because I do NOT want to deal with this constant fucking harassment. Oh, and So far today between free chat and MGF I'm averaging about 2x what my usual hourly rate is, so his comments shouldn't bother me but they really fucking do. I'm not here for his obsession with trying to make me look bad, which discourages other guys from spending.
AliceFun
01-02-2014, 05:55 PM
A guy in my room on SM:
animalartcollective: good evening miss. my name is matt thompson, french agency manager and label owner. i hope i don't interrupt you. (u do)
"animalartcollective: i want you to ask if it's allowed to use your private video
for promotion reasons
we need music video models
it's not porn, no bullshit, it's fresh erotic art"
(Yeah right, bullshit! )
I wrote him back:
Me: "oh come on
not interested in any offer
pls recruit somewhere else
u dont come on a cam site to ask these things" -> He left right away.
WTF? They come up with new stories every day
audritwo
01-02-2014, 06:10 PM
^^ He came into my room today. I ignored him and put on Animal Collective.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSTSD2EhMUI
He sent me their FB page (https://www.facebook.com/AnimalArtCollective)
So it seems legit.
Sunnylexie
01-02-2014, 06:24 PM
Weirdo: well arent you wholesome
Me: Thanks) How are you tonight?
Weirdo: in fact im better than that
im doing great
Weirdo: except
Me: ?
Weirdo: i cant read ;(
or type
Me: you can type though?
Weirdo: so i got an interupter
Weirdo: do you like your job?
you seem like a happy soul
i can see it in your eyes
Weirdo: it brings a tear to my eye to see such a work of perfection
Weirdo: now the tears won't stop
Weirdo: oh god i cant stop crying
Weirdo: ok im better
Weirdo: nothing a finger up the butt cant help
AliceFun
01-02-2014, 06:44 PM
^^ He came into my room today. I ignored him and put on Animal Collective.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSTSD2EhMUI
He sent me their FB page (https://www.facebook.com/AnimalArtCollective)
So it seems legit.
When they approach us like this is just impossible to trust them especially on SM where u have nothing but a username, other sites display members location, etc.
Sunnylexie
01-02-2014, 11:08 PM
During a $1 GS countdown:
letmenegyou: in yr gold do u do anal 2 mouth then pussey 2 mouth
letmenegyou: and having tity sex with dildo
Me: ATM in a $1 gold show? are you serious?
letmenegyou: yes i am
some nice girls do
Me: As you can see, I'm not a nice girl but a complete bitch ;P *I have "complete bitch" as a tag and I love it*
Maybe you'd better go and see those nice girls?
*to everyone* Hurry up guys, 4 minutes left and we aren't even close!
letmenegyou: i am not suprised *leaves*
Assuming people would do ass-to-mouth for a dollar to get validated by you? Lol, like someone gives a fuck about you and your opinions.
audritwo
01-03-2014, 06:41 AM
When they approach us like this is just impossible to trust them especially on SM where u have nothing but a username, other sites display members location, etc.
No I agree. I rather prefer them use model mayhem instead.
There are cam models on there as well
Heather7679
01-03-2014, 05:49 PM
loseronyahoo : hi bb i have paypal ready for you .
me : dont take it . ever
loseronyahoo : but its so much better bb, you get to keep all! Please bb i give you $200. I have nice cock you will love
me : ** BLOCK **
its gonna be one of those days..... lol
justanothercamgirl
01-04-2014, 07:23 AM
Meanwhile in the voyeur gold show.....
for staztr your picture its not same
now all the time i go fot breack your balls
petasse de merde (French: bitch shit)
buxxxom
01-04-2014, 07:32 AM
custie1: i have two dicks that are hard for you, wanna see?
me: i watch cams for 200 tokens or for free in private
custie2: fucker has 2 dicks, you should be paying him!
me: good news custie1, sounds like custie2 wants to pay to see your dicks!
Rosemary Rabbit
01-04-2014, 10:44 AM
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space_cowgirl
01-04-2014, 04:32 PM
I usually don't engage the idiots, but he was SOOOOOO CHARMING I couldn't help myself. (He had already asked me the same thing an hour ago.)
shawnsimmes: where u live
Me, typing: you already asked
shawnsimmes: i didnt hear
shawnsimmes: im in yuma az
Me, typing: omg! me too!!!!
shawnsimmes: u want to hook up
shawnsimmes: where
Me: just start walking around
shawnsimmes: where
caramelDip
01-04-2014, 04:36 PM
Guy: Im a white boy
*ignores him and continues to talk to other members*
Guy: Black girls scare me
M: Wait..what? lmaoooo! then GTFO my room
Guy: *leaves*
Renton
01-04-2014, 06:52 PM
lifeizkingtut2: look i'm a man of the flesh that like to touch flesh to flesh i dont see the point of this site i rather bump n2 u n public&make it happen
lol and yet you signed up for it? ::)
SophieL
01-04-2014, 08:27 PM
Dude: hey u likeplay with water for me!
Me: ?
Dude: bath?
cum with water
Me: I will do it in Pvt.
Dude: ok
IN PVT:
Me *turn the water on and get all ready*: do you want me to stand?
Dude: lay
get better angle
want to see wet pussy
Me: *proceed masturbating with the sprinkler*
Dude: have direct stream?
Me: No, it has no modes *I have a really simple one, no switches or anything*
Dude: under faucet
Me:*honestly try to get my clit under the faucet so that the dude still can see my "wet pussy". I have an old type tub with one faucet sitting on the wall like 1 meter high that you have to spin-switch between the tub and the sink, so it's quite a task. Finally, I manage to perch myself on the tub curb behind the faucet outlet, back pressed into the wall, feet on the opposite sides of the curb. No need to say the maneuver sends water flying everywhere - did I mention I have a laptop with a cam sitting on the washmachine next to the tub and a plug-in studio light about to dive into it (my bathroom is really small)?*
Me: well
I'm supposed to cum now)))?
Dude: trythis, lay dow with head tward cam
slide legs up wall
Me: *Go for it. Direct stream falling on the clit from 1-meter height - ouchee. Not to mention the dude isn't getting to see my pussy, but whatever*
Dude: that nozzle needs some work spitting everywhere
Me: Seriously?! Shall I call the plumber?! *sit up and stare until the dude leaves*
You are far more dedicated then I am… lol
Sunnylexie
01-04-2014, 11:44 PM
I just canNOT say it enough-
I f*ckin HATE when some Rando comes in free chat and says something to the effect of "DO something", "Impress me", "Get me hard", "Entertain me".
This is my BIGGEST frickin pet peeve and ALWAYS results in a BAN FOR LIFE.
It's soooo fucking arrogant. Like I'm a fuckin pet that has to sit and roll over and play dead before he'll give me the "treat" of a private show. Fucktards- I'm an independent cat, not an obedient dog.
I just wanna be like "No wonder you're on this site if you expect the girl to shit rainbows and really Wow you- cuz we totally do that on this site"
Seriously? I can't even... I can't describe exactly why I hate this so much.
I seriously got a variation of this shit about 10 times this morning, in a 3 hour shift.
This is how I deal with it:
1: Ask him why it's that important for me to impress/surprise/seduce/excite him;
2: (If the first line wasn't enough): tell him that your key to success is saving your charm and energy for people who actually mean business, not wasting them in attempts to impress window-shoppers.
That's it. If he calls your entertaining value to question to make you prove it - call his credit score to question and let him prove it.
roast
01-05-2014, 12:13 AM
custie1: i have two dicks that are hard for you, wanna see?
me: i watch cams for 200 tokens or for free in private
custie2: fucker has 2 dicks, you should be paying him!
me: good news custie1, sounds like custie2 wants to pay to see your dicks!
lol, guess they came from a reddit post from 3 days ago where a guy who legitimately has 2 peens talked in depth about it - http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/
Procrasturbator
01-05-2014, 12:23 AM
(T) wat: what's a sexy woman like you eating donuts
Really?
EDIT:
(T) moron: your too damn quiet
(T) moron: butt then again too damn cute
WHEN NO ONE IS FUCKING SAYING SHIT TO ME. Oh god I fucking hate these assholes I swear to fucking god. Ugh.
caramelDip
01-05-2014, 12:39 AM
rippedohyeh: you should have a contest
rippedohyeh: the biggest and nicest dick contest and winner gets a prize u pick
apryll11
01-05-2014, 08:51 AM
Today emails ( messages, inboxes, what ever they're called). You know I really think I should stop working for Christian Mingle and perhaps become a webcam model. i dont know, I think I have what it takes to embrace something different.
I am falling in love with u
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douglasexy ma db id il msee me and addd me on facebook if u can i like y alot
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you are all mine girl I love you baby mama kiss kiss I want kids by you baby mamA MOVE IN WHIT ME BABY
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you are so beautiful, i would be really happy to meet you, where do you live sweetie?;)
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Hi. Im David,blk,male,43 from Atlanta,GA(USA),Im interested in getting to to know U,your inner beauty,personality,intere sts,,etc ntact me dlcook31 on Yah,1.404.749.7310(call
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Well i like to say i enjoyed our talk. but i realized one thing you want things i cant provide because im not a ritch man im on disability.I do care for you but i know it will never be.Because i could never give you the life style you want and plus you say u you dont want to move in with anyone. ok thats ok ill be your friend but i will say one thing any man that comes to you on like or anyware and talks about everything her has is probaly lieing and probaly dont got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.My mother lerned the hard way. so im speaking with exspeariance.lol till we talk again god bless princess.
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I was impressed the most by the guys who took the time to read over and spell check their shit, I guess their the better Christians.
Vlodina
01-05-2014, 09:51 AM
rippedohyeh: you should have a contest
rippedohyeh: the biggest and nicest dick contest and winner gets a prize u pick
Sounds like a great idea. Of course, with a $10 entrance fee. Hey, it's still cheaper than competing in the British Open (golf). ;)
anonymous camgirl
01-05-2014, 12:24 PM
STUPID IDIOT WANTING A FREE SHOW!.. LOL
well ive just bought a PS4 and want to play it... convince me to not play and play with you instead! :-P x
Needless to say he was banned IMMEDIATELY!
CandyCoated123
01-05-2014, 01:20 PM
One time I did a show for this guy on MFC. It was a hell of a show and it was foot based. He decides he wants me to send him my shoes. I tell him he can have them if he'll give me a few bucks for shipping and to replace them (they're my fucking shoes that I wear dumbass I can't afford to just give them to customers)
"Lol I just gave you 700 tokens tho"
No you cheap son of a bitch you paid me for a fucking service. I did not suck my toes out of the kindness of my heart . Shit made me so angry I had to turn off the cam and go rant to my boyfriend.
YOU GAVE ME 700 TOKENS? Fuck you. Good luck getting a woman to do that shit for you for free.
justanothercamgirl
01-05-2014, 03:32 PM
This is how I deal with it:
1: Ask him why it's that important for me to impress/surprise/seduce/excite him;
2: (If the first line wasn't enough): tell him that your key to success is saving your charm and energy for people who actually mean business, not wasting them in attempts to impress window-shoppers.
That's it. If he calls your entertaining value to question to make you prove it - call his credit score to question and let him prove it.
I actually do something different. Playing on the 'horny girl stereotype' I tell them that they have it wrong and that it is actually their job to impress/surprise/seduce/excite me. ;)
audritwo
01-05-2014, 08:09 PM
dildo: why are you on the top row if you don't do anal?
>.<
Sunnylexie
01-06-2014, 03:48 AM
Wishitwastrue: Hi
I have very much money
Do you like money?
Me: Not as much as some things they can buy ;)
Wishitwastrue: Stand up for me
Me: Will you kindly tip 1 gold?
Wishitwastrue has successfully sent you 1 gold
Me: *stand up and twirl* do you like what you see?
Wishitwastrue: nice
now show your tits
Me: Ok, I flash for 5 gold, tits or ass your choice.
Wishitwastrue has logged off
Cool custie: lol mr millionnaire has emptied his piggy bank!
Wannabe troll: Hi there
im having my sister suck your dick while watching you
Me: Welcome, shall I call you Jaime?
roseeisenhardt
01-06-2014, 04:12 AM
The dumbest stuff I get is when I get raided by 4chan, but then I just post in the thread like "you guys are lame" and they generally cut it out once they realize I'm a user.
The dumbest cam stuff though is when guys ask me if I'll fuck myself with a lava lamp. ???????? Is that a thing? I get that at least once a week and it's always different guys! But then I get tips with notes like "i believe u should be president i cant get off to obama but i can to u so hence u should be the leader of the free world really" and it makes it all better.
Rhiiannon
01-06-2014, 05:18 AM
I hate when they try to give you advice. Or tell you like "You look tired. Why aren't you smiling?" when I am smiling. Sorry I can't smile big with teeth for three hours straight. Or "Why are you doing ___? That's bad. You should do ___ instead, to make more money!" or "You're charging too much for ___." Really? So my vagina is worth less than .50, in your opinion? I disagree.
Or the ones that try to become your friends but never STFU. If someone is nice to me and tips often and seems genuine, I'll maybe communicate with them through email or Skype for normal chat. I HATE when it turns into messages every five minutes, even when "do not disturb" is turned on, asking about your day. Hey how are you? Where did you go last night? What did you eat for dinner? So what are you doing right now? :)
STFU! I can see why you're single!
audritwo
01-06-2014, 12:20 PM
*during gold show*
Someone asks for doggy and I tell them tip higher then the current high bid and control the show.
Some other rando tips in 30 "I want anal bb"
Me: "No anal. Says in the show description"
Rando: "I gave you $30 to do anal."
Ignore him during the remainder of the gold show. Dude is still bitching for anal.
After it ends I quickly go back to free chat
Me: "No anal means no anal. And 30 fucking dollars isn't going to change my mind."
Rando: "You fucking whore."
Me: "Yep thanks for the 30 bucks!
CurvyWinona
01-06-2014, 02:03 PM
recklessblvd: I would want to see some assets before I made a video purchase, wouldnt that be fair or no
recklessblvd: I know you are worth it on personality alone
me: do you asset a video in rental video place?
recklessblvd: yeah, cuz i watch the free previews online first ;-)
recklessblvd: sorry u get a free asset,
BLOCK