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caramelDip
01-06-2014, 11:21 PM
35966



I called him a dumb ass as I was blocking him. SUCCESS!

audritwo
01-07-2014, 07:30 AM
^dings or it never happened. :D

caramelDip
01-07-2014, 08:48 AM
^dings or it never happened. :D

Right lol and I think it has a gold coin or something near it. It felt like I caught a MOUSE creeping in my house. Lol

Rhiiannon
01-07-2014, 10:59 AM
^dings or it never happened. :D
LMFAO RIGHT? Some guy came in and did a picture for "so and so has tipped 100000000000 tokens" like WTF? Make it realistic at least! Da fuck!!!

And I HATE when people add you on Skype for a show... and then decide they don't want to. Or they dick around. Like WTF? Or they're like "how can I pay? I don't have anything." um. What? You should have thought of that before you asked for one?

And one time a guy had 6 euros and was like "How long can that get me?" um... 3.5 minutes? JUST WATCH PORN IF YOU HAVE NO MONEY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Heather7679
01-07-2014, 01:49 PM
wow, this one is a hilarious doozy.....

Some paypal loser in the UK actually made a skype group chat with fake models and added me to the conversation, they were all supposedly competing with each other for his business. I spit up the diet coke i was drinking.....

TomUKLoser : Ladies I want to have some fun, what are your specials today?
LisaHOTtits: only $1 min!
SusieHOTvag: well i can do .50 a minute!
HotBLondieSquirt4you: i can do 25 cents a min.
Me: You have to be fucking kidding right, get me out of your fake group chat , you sad sad loser.
** BLocked **

Because any normally functioning camgirl would do a 25 cent /per minute skype show. LMFAO

Renton
01-07-2014, 01:52 PM
jesus christ man can today be over already

amberes: Can I see your hair?
me: ...what do you mean... you're looking right at it
amberes: on your head ...
me: yes... are you not looking at my head? you can see my hair!
amberes: part of it

BLOCKED

GGAllin420: what part of belgium are you in beautiful?

oh, yes, let me tell you exactly where I am, here are some directions!

jimbobisme: can u stand up for me pls
me: I'd love to, just tip me 3 gold!
jimbobisme: just to stand hun hmm
me: (smiling very sweetly now) oh, you want something for free hon?
jimbobisme: pls
BLOCKED

I hate today. it's been shit like this aaaaall day. 30 more min and I'm logging off cause it's starting to affect my mood.

Rhiiannon
01-07-2014, 02:35 PM
LOL the fake group chat had me dyin.

There was some guy who added me on Skype saying he takes all his favorite MFC models on cruises and that he'll pay me sooo much for a show. He said 90 tokens per minute and we "play until he finishes". I was like, why not just do it on MFC? And he said "Skype quality is better". And he'll pay after the show. Pay after? Seems legit! :D

TheBrownFox
01-07-2014, 05:13 PM
LOL the fake group chat had me dyin.

There was some guy who added me on Skype saying he takes all his favorite MFC models on cruises and that he'll pay me sooo much for a show. He said 90 tokens per minute and we "play until he finishes". I was like, why not just do it on MFC? And he said "Skype quality is better". And he'll pay after the show. Pay after? Seems legit! :D
Hmmm...I wonder if it's the same guy who had the audacity to say to me "I'm taking my MFC model friend on a cruise. Do you have any suggestions?" SMH. WTF? Yeah, I have a suggestion...tip me instead of asking me for suggestions on how to spoil some other model...dumbfuck...

And LOL at "play until he finishes." He's probably one of those guys who jerks off sooooo slowly that it bores you to death...prolonging that shit on purpose just to take up more of your time...smh. Especially if he doesn't pay til afterwards. I wonder how many cam girls actually fall for that.

audritwo
01-07-2014, 05:41 PM
^OMG! You should totally do it! CRUISE HFASHGKAHGKASHGLAS
WHAT A NICE GUY!

Sunnylexie
01-08-2014, 12:36 AM
dodobrain1234: lets see some bod
Me: Right
Let's hit the goal and then you'll see some bod
dodobrain1234: no oney if i dont see any bod tho
im not a roockie
Me: Hahaha
You aren't a rookie, that's why you can't afford to put in 1 dollar for a 10 min nude show on your risk.
dodobrain1234: cunt
Me: dude, if $1 is such a big deal 4 you, you should find a job
dodobrain1234: in real life you couldnt fuck me if you tried
Me: Ntmu cunt I'm Sandra
Who'd ever want to fuck you in real life
dodobrain1234: your a british cunt
Me: A Russian cunt for that matter, but thank you. Glad to know my English is that good!

IsobelWren
01-08-2014, 07:17 PM
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/IsobelWren/tweet_zpsad66a57b.jpg

How we ever resist these sweet talkers is just beyond me. I mean, my panties were soaked by "FACK" and by "PUBLIC IS GOOD" I could barely keep myself from jumping through the computer screen
..
.
...
..
to bludgeon him to death with my big rubber boner.

IsobelWren
01-08-2014, 07:40 PM
lol, guess they came from a reddit post from 3 days ago where a guy who legitimately has 2 peens talked in depth about it - http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/

Well I know where all MY masturbatory fantasies are going for the next while.

Sorry Thomas from Downton Abbey, you're going to have to do without me as the other gay footman. Double dick dude has got my attention.

It's a fricking miracle direct from Jesus himself that this guy had such a great mom. TRAGEDY would have struck us if she'd been an ultra-religious nut or someone who valued genital conformity.

Heather7679
01-08-2014, 08:17 PM
Call Customer Service and ask them to block the ip address because this guy is harrassing you.



OMG THIS GUY ON NAKED WHO I KEEP POSTING ABOUT WILL NOT FUCKING STOP!!!!! I'm sitting in free chat right about to go on my break, completely ignoring the room and sending out some messages on MGF before I go, not saying anything At All. And he comes in AGAIN, FOR THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW, with this:

pcw1896: 90% of this site is Guests who watch for free n wait for some action
Me: I know. What's your point?
pcw1896: arent u used to that by now
Me: Why are you even bringing up something that isn't even relevant?
pcw: oh no wonder u havent made any money today
*BLOCKED. AGAIN*

And as soon as I block him it kicks him out of the room, but then he can come right back in and watch me even though he is silenced. I am about to call support right now because I do NOT want to deal with this constant fucking harassment. Oh, and So far today between free chat and MGF I'm averaging about 2x what my usual hourly rate is, so his comments shouldn't bother me but they really fucking do. I'm not here for his obsession with trying to make me look bad, which discourages other guys from spending.

hf487
01-08-2014, 09:01 PM
I thought i had heard of every weird word possible for a vagina.... nope, customer comes into pvt chat today and says "alright, let us see that snapper" hahahahah i just bust out laughing it was pretty amusing. And the whole show i refered to it as my "snapper" wtf..... lol

cherryblossomsinspring
01-09-2014, 01:58 AM
ThinksHe'sSlick: HOW THE ASS LOOK
Me: Why don't you tip me so you can see for yourself?
ThinksHe'sSlick: LOL I TIP U ALL THE TIME
Me: No, you don't. I remember all of my regular tippers. And if you tip me all the time, then you'd already know what my ass looks like.
ThinksHe'sSlick: LOL
ThinksHe'sSlick: PLZ
ThinksHe'sSlick: NOT ALL THAT

Huh? Not all what? Not all me calling you out on your bullshit? Oh, okay then.

Yeah I don't even block on there anymore. It's pointless and a waste of time. If the site wanted us to block people for good they would have a feature that worked. They allow these loosers to harass us because they need the site to appear busy. In other words they pay *advertise* for those asshole to be there.

It's similar to MFC's fucked up promotional shit of NEVER PAY FOR A CAM MODEL AGAIN!! Wow thanks for telling men not to pay. That also helps make us money. Great!!

On naked I only cam with guys I know. Everyone else gets ignored.

Sunnylexie
01-09-2014, 04:31 AM
I have hairy armpits and legs.

In pvt:

Me*addressing the guy who initiated the show* Anything else I could do 4 you?
CluelessDude *second queue viewer*: shave and come to live with me in Colorado!

Later, in free chat, I'm discussing possible cam investments (new toys, outfits etc) with my regs. CluelessDude keeps popping in and out as we talk.
Me: ... I need a customer's opinion here. Like in, what will make my shows better?
CluelessDude: you should shave
Me: Why 0_o?
CluelessDude: you are cute and all but here in the US body hair is a no-no


....A-aand that's why I have all the hair-loving American guys here in my room! ^_^

Victoria X
01-09-2014, 10:21 AM
Some of these things these men say to us are so violating!

Timor
01-09-2014, 11:31 AM
"I hate body mods"

well seabiscuit, if you'd looked at my profile tags they FUCKING SAY TATTOOED AND PIERCED

SexiCal
01-09-2014, 11:46 AM
Him: is that all your pussy hair in your pic?
Me: No. It's a weave.

I hate that question with a passion. No, you fucker. It's not my pussy hair. It's a stack of hay. A detachable '70s mini 'fro. A ball of tumbleweed. I like to lure you into private with my fake bush and then BOOM! I rip that shit off and laugh hysterically as you sit there staring at a bald pussy.

Smurfette
01-09-2014, 11:55 AM
*in private*

Him: Can u hang upside down with ur tits in ur face and spayin ur face with milk??
Me: Uhhhh... I guess I can try that in exclusive.
Him: bb plzz? I'll cum for u!!

Woooahhh woah woah! Hold up! You'll CUM for me?!! Stop the presses. I can't say no to that!! It's soooo valuable. A man cumming on cam for me.. you just can't put a price on that. I should pay HIM!

HidingOnCam
01-09-2014, 12:05 PM
I had a guy today ask me to do crunches in exclusive so maybe I would lose my belly fat! Hahaha, thanks for the fitness advice, asshole!

caramelDip
01-09-2014, 01:23 PM
Him: is that all your pussy hair in your pic?
Me: No. It's a weave.

I hate that question with a passion. No, you fucker. It's not my pussy hair. It's a stack of hay. A detachable '70s mini 'fro. A ball of tumbleweed. I like to lure you into private with my fake bush and then BOOM! I rip that shit off and laugh hysterically as you sit there staring at a bald pussy.


LMFAO this just made my day. SMH

nikki187
01-09-2014, 03:30 PM
Him: mmmm
Me: hi baby you looking to play today?
Him: ya
Me: lets go baby I am ready for you
Him: I like a little foreplay first ;)
Me: you can get all the foreplay you want in pvt
Him: You need to learn how to chat

Me: Lol BLOCK

AF camgirl
01-09-2014, 03:54 PM
*****3725: I have a Trach so i can eat your pussy foralong time till you cum 3 or 4 times

Sunnylexie
01-09-2014, 06:27 PM
wtf?!!! >:(

35988

justanothercamgirl
01-09-2014, 07:28 PM
Him: is that all your pussy hair in your pic?
Me: No. It's a weave.

I hate that question with a passion. No, you fucker. It's not my pussy hair. It's a stack of hay. A detachable '70s mini 'fro. A ball of tumbleweed. I like to lure you into private with my fake bush and then BOOM! I rip that shit off and laugh hysterically as you sit there staring at a bald pussy.

http://media.giphy.com/media/uigXewBzyy14k/giphy.gif

You made my freaking day, bb! Thanks.

audritwo
01-09-2014, 08:51 PM
I like to lure you into private with my fake bush and then BOOM! I rip that shit off and laugh hysterically as you sit there staring at a bald pussy.

As a hairy girl in the world of porn, this x1000. LOVE

MissAnthrope
01-09-2014, 09:15 PM
Not really sure if this fits better here or "Camming SUCKS right now" But easily the STUPIDEST reg comes on. High tipper so naturally I show a little more attention to this guy. He likes being super dom and definitely abuse stuff... went AFK. He's tipped very well before so I figured he was going to dinner or something.

He'd been fapping the entire time without me knowing and types "Ha! I just came right now, ready for another go?" TIps like... a buck, then logs off.

Fuck... if you're gonna be a dick about it why the HELL do you tell the person? That's a goo dway to get your ass banned and never see the cam again! Probably thought he was being so slick and that the dommy shit would make it all worth it.

Sunnylexie
01-10-2014, 04:48 AM
In a GS:

Immavirgin: dam thats one hot bod
Immavirgin: id fuck that shit

Wow, that's one exquisite compliment. How'd he know I love being referred to as "that shit"? *blush*
Ladies must be all over him.

Staples
01-10-2014, 04:51 AM
Him: Can you get naked?
Me: If you take me private sure!
Him: are you a bloke?
Me: What do you mean? Am I a guy?
Him: Yeah
Me: Why would you even ask that of course I'm not a guy
Him: I couldn't tell from your face that's why I wanted you to get naked

Me: Block

Staples
01-11-2014, 03:54 AM
Dbag: Will you do a Gold Show
Me: sure when a few more people get here.
Dbag: Ok, I'll wait.
Me: cool

A few minutes later several others ask for a Gold Show so I start one

Dbag: *buys into Gold show*

a few minutes pass

Dbag: could you take your top off while we wait
Me: When we hit the halfway point (my reason for this is I gaurantee my shows will happen once we hit the halfway point of my goal even if we don't get all the way to goal)
Dbag: Ok

another minute passes

Dbag: You sure we can't take your top off at 20?

Me: No because then if the show doesn't happen you're seeing my tits for free

Dbag: And the problem with that is what exactly?


uuugh...

nikki187
01-11-2014, 10:37 AM
Idiot: y u dress
Me: Because you haven't paid me to take my clothes off yet;)

Idiot leaves

annikah
01-11-2014, 11:22 AM
Tom: Hello mama
Annikah Lynn: Hey baby! How are you?
Tom: Hey im fine, thanks for asking :)
Tom: What are the prices? :)
Annikah Lynn: 25 for 10 mins.
Tom: Great, can i see your video teaser and if you have seamed stockings i'm willing to pay extra 5$
Annikah Lynn: I don't have any teaser vids.
Annikah Lynn: I do have a pair of black stockings. I also have a pair of fishnet
Tom: I dont like fishnet, keep it classy :)
Tom: Black stockings would be fine :)
Tom: Well, i got an idea since you dont have video teaser we might do like this u wear that stockings and tease me for few sec on camera here, so i can check up on you and tell you does it looks good on you or not, also if everything is good you can leave me your email (paypal) or cammodel whatever you have no problems. ;)
Annikah Lynn: I don't do free previews. I only turn on my cam after payment has been confirmed. There are plenty of pictures on my ad and website to give you the taste you need to decide. And I don't do paypal. CamModelDirectory only.
Tom: Alright, next time when you go to buy something in shop or whatever you want to buy; do not look what do you buy just give the money out. Well im honestly sorry that we couldn't arrange a show, since you dont have video teaser or not willing to show your 'body' im forced to search for other shows.
Tom: Sorry for taking your time.
*** Annikah Lynn blocked Michael ***

kittykatSPANK
01-12-2014, 02:34 PM
My personal fave so far:

36027


"Sorry, I don't know any bobs."

Oh am I supposed to block out their name?

Lum
01-12-2014, 06:54 PM
So i get taken private and doing my usual thing to kill the time i ask what his name is how he is doing and i get this in response

OK
MOVE
FAST
BOOBS

so i stand up and start shaking my boobs like i'm having a seizure for about a minute
he responds with

AHAH
MM
OK
BB

and hangs up..got rated 5 stars guess i did what he wanted
i was in a goofy mood and didn't feel like dealing with these impatient 30 second privaters

MissAnthrope
01-12-2014, 07:46 PM
Okay, so this isn't on cam but in a game. World of Tanks of all games to be in. Lmao. Guy comes on and asks literally my ASL and for my email immediately. I was a little too generous with responding, I'll admit... but I thought it was kind of funny too >_>

I'm probably just gonna block people outright from here on out, but it made me chuckle. Guy LITERALLY wanted to try to date me right in the middle of blowing shit up.

There's been creepier ones, but just brought a chuckle cause the contrast of exploding tanks was absurd.

Chat log:
MissAnthrope(6:28:37 PM) Is this a dating site? lmao
Doogie01(6:28:39 PM) nice
Doogie01(6:28:47 PM) lol it is currently :)
Doogie01(6:28:54 PM) shall we continue?
Doogie01(6:29:06 PM) are u looking to date?
MissAnthrope(6:29:28 PM) Actually... admittedly I'm on to blow things up XD
Doogie01(6:29:39 PM) well chat between battles?
MissAnthrope(6:29:51 PM) Don't see the harm in that
Doogie01(6:29:53 PM) we can hump chat?
Doogie01(6:29:56 PM) :)
MissAnthrope(6:30:02 PM) XD
MissAnthrope(6:30:10 PM) I beg your pardoN? :D
Doogie01(6:30:15 PM) but would u also like to email me?
Doogie01(6:30:25 PM) lol, hump chat, chat well we go in and out
Doogie01(6:30:29 PM) of battles lol
Doogie01(6:30:32 PM) get it?
Doogie01(6:30:57 PM) i hope u have a sense of humor, or we better stop chatting now
Doogie01(6:31:49 PM) either u finding the ignore button, or u went to battle?
Doogie01(6:31:50 PM) lol
Doogie01(6:31:58 PM) message when u return if the latter is the case
MissAnthrope(6:36:00 PM) Ah gotcha
MissAnthrope(6:36:19 PM) I'll pass on the emails. Sorry hun. Thank you though~
Doogie01(6:37:57 PM) u still want to chat on here?
MissAnthrope(6:38:07 PM) Fine with that. no prob
Doogie01(6:38:16 PM) maybe give me a try on chat before u rule me out :)
Doogie01(6:38:36 PM) is miss a cuddler?
MissAnthrope(6:40:46 PM) Perhaps. lol.
Doogie01(6:41:12 PM) lol, brat, yes or no?
MissAnthrope(6:41:31 PM) Yes, with the right person.
Doogie01(6:41:51 PM) enjoy soft kisses on the neck?
MissAnthrope(6:42:30 PM) Cheeky, lol. Sorry hun. Not really wanting to continue this line of chat. You're sweet though :)
MissAnthrope(6:42:52 PM) I come here to game, not to talk naughty X3

IsobelWren
01-13-2014, 12:40 AM
I thought i had heard of every weird word possible for a vagina.... nope, customer comes into pvt chat today and says "alright, let us see that snapper" hahahahah i just bust out laughing it was pretty amusing. And the whole show i refered to it as my "snapper" wtf..... lol

"Red snapper! Very tasty!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc

IsobelWren
01-13-2014, 12:55 AM
*****3725: I have a Trach so i can eat your pussy foralong time till you cum 3 or 4 times

http://i.imgur.com/J2ZpC.gif
Oh yay. Just what I've always wanted.

It might could be novel to have someone who could use his creepy tracheotomy burp-talk-box to talk to you while eating you out at the same time....but yeahhhhh no.

And maybe I'm just Doing It Wrong, but...I've never been in a situation where doing a good job of eating pussy meant being unable to breathe. I don't remember being suffocated or hearing complaints about my licking and I never heard anyone calling for a lifeguard while going down below on me. I mean, is this a Thing?

Procrasturbator
01-13-2014, 01:07 AM
(T) cheapestmotherfuckerintheuniverse: 3.80 u must be good bbz

Really? Really?

Me:Hey guest6766!
(T) guest6766: lol
(T) guest6766: don;t you have anything else to do
(T) guest6766: other than greeting ppl with no ctredits
(T) guest6766: uests don't have credits
(T) guest6766: dumb bitch
(T) guest6766: guests*

Lol really I had no idea, sorry for being a nice person and acknowledging your existence

Snowy0Star
01-13-2014, 04:16 AM
(T) cheapestmotherfuckerintheuniverse: 3.80 u must be good bbz

Really? Really?

Me:Hey guest6766!
(T) guest6766: lol
(T) guest6766: don;t you have anything else to do
(T) guest6766: other than greeting ppl with no ctredits
(T) guest6766: uests don't have credits
(T) guest6766: dumb bitch
(T) guest6766: guests*

Lol really I had no idea, sorry for being a nice person and acknowledging your existence

that will teach you to be in a good mood on imlive and be nice to everyone . just go back to pretending the only ppl are in there are the ones with credits # lesson-learned

Luna66
01-13-2014, 12:14 PM
Hi girls! I’m new here, I’ve only been camming for about a month, and this thread has truly saved me from insanity! Of course, the “tits bb” “ass bb” “do this and then I’ll go private” guys are annoying, but i’ve got quite a few gems to add too!

This guy comes straight into private (exclusive) without saying a word in free, and asks me to turn his cam on, so I do. It’s pointing at his face and I ask what he would like to see/do today or something like that. He says “I’ve been naughty, want to see what I’ve done?” I say sure. He tilts the cam down and he’s wearing a nappy (diaper, sorry I’m English!), soaked with piss. Ok, adult baby. Nothing I haven’t seen before but a warning may have been nice! I call him a naughty baby and ask if Mommy needs to change it. He says, “please Mommy, can you use me as a toilet and pee and poo all over me (the cam please bb)”. I say, I don’t do hardsports and watersports is only in pre-booked sessions with 30 minutes notice. And I wouldn't do it over the cam, because it's an expensive piece of electrical equipment. Obviously, I’m expecting him to just leave. But no, he tilts the cam back up to his face and he literally looks like this: http://cdn.mommyish.com/files/2012/0...37-231x300.jpg (http://cdn.mommyish.com/files/2012/08/huff-shutterstock_57014537-231x300.jpg) Arms folded, frowning, bottom lip sticking out, literally like a child’s tantrum. I couldn’t help but laugh at loud. And it was THEN that he left!

The next one is adult baby too! Not strictly speaking cam, but stupid and annoying nonetheless. I do custom videos on Adultwork, but I make it clear that they have to email me first with their requirements so I can decide whether I want to do it or not. So I get an email from someone who’s nickname clearly indicates that they’re an adult baby. The email says: “hi wood u maek a 10 min vidoe of a skul grl lking afta adult bb chanjing nd xcitng bb liek u 2 b dominating an tesing w a carring an bb tork side if yes will buy strait away thanks, baby *name*.” WHAT?! My reply was polite and professional. It basically indicated that I couldn’t understand his requirements, and if he sent another email with a better worded request, I would consider it. Then I get a notification that he’s bought the custom video from my sales section! Erm, I didn’t say I’d do it and I still have no idea what it is you want! I check and I have another email from him. It’s a little better, but still littered with mistakes, no punctuation whatsoever and just completely undecipherable. So I refund him and send an email saying I’ve refunded him and I won’t be making a video. Then he sends another email with the subject line “last chance” and in this email he mentions “masterbaite instucshuns”, which wasn’t even mentioned in the first 2 emails! So I email back with “sorry, no, but thanks anyway” or something like that and I don’t hear from him again. One of the weirdest email exchanges I’ve ever had!

This guy was in free for a couple of minutes and kept asking “forced?” over and over, every single time I said, “yes, in private”. I was convinced he was a timewaster and was just about ready to kick him out when he comes into private! This is the conversation:
Customer: finger yourself please, sweetie.
Customer: thank you, that’s lovely.
Customer: scream.
Even though it’s not stupid or annoying, I found it so weird. You want forced, but you say ‘please sweetie’ and ‘thank you’, then once I’m in position, tell me to just randomly scream? Bizarre!

seller317
01-13-2014, 12:36 PM
[2:21:55 PM] Keno :P: Hi
[2:21:56 PM] Keno :P: Babe
[2:23:03 PM] Holly Fire: hello
[2:23:10 PM] Keno :P: How arebu
[2:24:03 PM] Holly Fire: good
[2:24:16 PM] Keno :P: Sexy profile pix
[2:24:22 PM] Holly Fire: thx
[2:24:47 PM] Keno :P: So u do shows for money ?
[2:25:01 PM] Holly Fire: Its $2 a minute for a show
[2:25:21 PM] Keno :P: U earn good money for that ?
[2:25:55 PM] Holly Fire: Only if ppl pay for a show
[2:26:20 PM] Keno :P: I mean do people pay often ?
[2:26:53 PM] Holly Fire: No they usually ask me a lot of questions and waste my time.
[2:27:12 PM] Keno :P: Oh ok il shut up hahah do ur job
[2:27:30 PM] Holly Fire: ok thx :)

MissAnthrope
01-13-2014, 02:56 PM
[2:21:55 PM] Keno :P: Hi
[2:21:56 PM] Keno :P: Babe
[2:23:03 PM] Holly Fire: hello
[2:23:10 PM] Keno :P: How arebu
[2:24:03 PM] Holly Fire: good
[2:24:16 PM] Keno :P: Sexy profile pix
[2:24:22 PM] Holly Fire: thx
[2:24:47 PM] Keno :P: So u do shows for money ?
[2:25:01 PM] Holly Fire: Its $2 a minute for a show
[2:25:21 PM] Keno :P: U earn good money for that ?
[2:25:55 PM] Holly Fire: Only if ppl pay for a show
[2:26:20 PM] Keno :P: I mean do people pay often ?
[2:26:53 PM] Holly Fire: No they usually ask me a lot of questions and waste my time.
[2:27:12 PM] Keno :P: Oh ok il shut up hahah do ur job
[2:27:30 PM] Holly Fire: ok thx :)

Well at least he got the message!

seller317
01-13-2014, 02:59 PM
I was impressed by that very thing. Most just call me without asking lol instant block!

Renton
01-13-2014, 04:43 PM
idiot: So what's a pretty girl like you doing on here. You should have a man to look after you
me: I have multiple men that look after me ;)

Sunnylexie
01-13-2014, 04:55 PM
This guy comes straight into private (exclusive) without saying a word in free, and asks me to turn his cam on, so I do. It’s pointing at his face and I ask what he would like to see/do today or something like that. He says “I’ve been naughty, want to see what I’ve done?” I say sure. He tilts the cam down and he’s wearing a nappy (diaper, sorry I’m English!), soaked with piss. Ok, adult baby. Nothing I haven’t seen before but a warning may have been nice! I call him a naughty baby and ask if Mommy needs to change it. He says, “please Mommy, can you use me as a toilet and pee and poo all over me (the cam please bb)”. I say, I don’t do hardsports and watersports is only in pre-booked sessions with 30 minutes notice.

Sounds like it was on Streamate? If so, toilet shows are against their rules and can get you banned. Be cautious.

Luna66
01-13-2014, 07:40 PM
Sounds like it was on Streamate? If so, toilet shows are against their rules and can get you banned. Be cautious.

This was on adultwork, I just put exclusive in case people who'd only ever cammed on Streamate didn't realise it was true private, as in, exclusive. Toilet shows are banned on AW too, but they have a feature for customers to pre-book Skype sessions through AW, so I do watersports in pre-booked Skype shows. I don't do hardsports at all. But thank you so much :)

Sunnylexie
01-13-2014, 10:41 PM
OMG HOW I HATE IT when people make douchey remarks, get me call them out on it and then go "Come on I was just kidding!" - and, voila, they are a poor innocent misunderstood lamb who was just trying to be entertaining, and I'm a pissy bitch with no sense of humor. Dang, if a joke can be mistaken for being a shitbag, just don't make it, ok?

Sunnylexie
01-14-2014, 12:41 AM
In a Gold Show (important note: I'm naked and sitting face to the cam):
Idiot: can you put your tit in your mouth?

Given my bra size is somewhere in between A and B, I obviously would only be able to do so if either my tits were detachable or my neck was telescopic.

MissAnthrope
01-14-2014, 03:49 AM
BARELY made goal tonight but one of the main tippers decided to take it into his hands to start trying to teach me how to do my job. Most of it was subtle suggestions to give free shit away. I was being nice cause he was tipping, but it's like jesus, if YOU know so much about it, why don't YOU get on here and do my job for me?
lol.